The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I like girls but I’m not afraid to chop down a tree if you know what I mean.”

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Atonement, 22
I just did something wrong and need punishing hard for it each month. This isn’t for me to get off I’ve got girls for that.

I just want to be made to feel sorry for my sins once a month. To remember that I remember. How you do it is up to you but I don’t want a drink before or cuddles or shit, or to be told I should get therapy. This is how I’m coping and living.

I’m happy to talk but this isn’t a fetish for me, it’s more real than that. Hopefully someone will understand what I need. And I know what this app is and I respect that.

Comments

dripdripdrip – Dec 22, 2023
He’s a cinephile dork when clothed and a dork you can facefuck until he pukes and pisses himself when not.

filthfood – Dec 18, 2023
I picked him up took him to a drive through he ordered my order and his own paid with his card pulled my car up outside downed his drink in front of him before refilling his cup with my piss then open his meal and add my spit and cum to it before making him eat it and drink my piss in front of me.

_Speedy_ – Dec 13, 2023
I stripped him to his underwear, kicked and punched him in the nuts until he dropped to his knees in agony, then fucked him.



 

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MagaMindwipe💊🇺🇸, 22
Future American Patriot.
Early-20’s gay dude undergoing redpill reprogramming to become a proper red-blooded MAGA Bro.
This is not merely kink/fetish-focused, I am becoming MAGA. Permanently.
I’m beginning to live in fear of Trump. I am being dumbed down till MAGA is the only thing on my stupid brain.

Comments

xiaoxinlll – Dec 6, 2023
Tightest anal here

ShirtLifter – Dec 6, 2023
all nazis are losers
capitalism sucks
fuck racism
thank god for gay porn



 

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Statueboy, 19
“Please Don’t Freeze Me Please Don’t Freee–!” :O

I have a massive kink for being posed in an awkward position and kept frozen in that position. I’m looking for someone who’d want to keep me frozen in a pose around their house or even just hidden away in a garage or something. Please message me if you’d be interested in doing this with me.

Comments

Statueboy (Owner) – Dec 15, 2023
I’m sorry I’m not going to move across the country and live in your sculpture garden. It’s just too much and I’m not willing to let my sex life interfere with my goals.


 

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Mugshot, 19
On the outside, I’m a cute, thin, self-harming femmy goth lad, but I’m curious about being slowly transformed into a shockingly thin, very not cute anorexic lad.

What do I imagine happening to me? In the short term, giving up control of my food intake as you reduce my calories to a bare minimum stay alive level, and we trim me down to the skeletal size at which I’ll spend the rest of my life.

In the medium term, to feel embarrassed by the constant staring at me in public. And to feel frustrated that my deathly size affects everything from trying to find clothes that fit to just walking.

And in the long term, I want to regret ever asking someone to do this to me.

Comments

Mugshot (Owner) – Dec 9, 2023
I hadn’t had anyone make love to me before so that was new and interesting.

LonesomeCowboy – Dec 9, 2023
I had him over with all kinds of nefarious plans for him, but I got distracted by his scrawny ass and spent the entire time glued there swallowing like Kirby saving the world, and much more in that regard.



 

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illdoit, 23
I want to burn! Burned alive naked! and I want to burn to ashes and dust!

Comments

illdoit (Owner) – Dec 17, 2023
It appears that there are more cannibals here than Inquisitors. While I don’t mind the idea of becoming a meal for someone, after all I could probably be juicy if cooked medium rare, what I crave is total oblivion! Burnt to Ashes and Dust! I want to be totally free of the material world!

SatansDeathPerv – Dec 16, 2023
I am the fuckin cannibal of SATAN … i exist to eat your charred dead flesh

illdoit (Owner) – Dec 14, 2023
I am totally obsessed with burning at the stake naked! It would prepare me for eternity naked in the fires of Hell, which is where everyone on this app is going!

OpenforanythingEVIL – Dec 14, 2023
Fuck Yeah youd make a great roast upright, would love to see you become crisppy!! Damn right!

illdoit (Owner) – Dec 22, 2023
Nah, I’d rather burn at the stake naked. Maybe you could carve off some of my butt and smoke it into a tasty ham.

OpenforanythingEVIL – Dec 14, 2023
How the fuck should I know?

illdoit (Owner) – Dec 14, 2023
Why?

OpenforanythingEVIL – Dec 14, 2023
You’d make a delicious crispy feast, kid, cover you in blood and fry batter, drop you into a human sized vat of extremely burning hot fryer oil, you’d definitely get your wish and would be enjoyed by many starving cannibals that long for some fresh meat.


 

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Squall, 21
😈SUB😈MASOCHIST😈

You’ve had a rough day at work and need to blow off some steam, maybe you want someone to just come and drain you without saying a word, maybe you need something to put your cigarettes out on, maybe you’re feeling really angry and just want to beat the fuck out of someone and destroy their holes, and to really make it worth your while I’ll do anything and my safe word is when you call the ambulance to come get me.

Comments

Squall (Owner) – Dec 10, 2023
Hi Corey, happy to give you codes to get in my flat whenever you like and kill me while I sleep.

noob – Dec 10, 2023
Hi Squall! My name is Corey and I have been stalking this site for around two years, but now i have the money to make an account!! I’m 28, a hardcore sadist, and frequent liar. i like them young (under 12 years old) and fresh, and i wish i had met you when you were under 12. I would have kidnapped you and raped and tortured and killed you!

Squall (Owner) – Dec 7, 2023
That moment when I’ll stop fighting the pain and give in and beg for death will be so perfect, so liberating. There is a man in Germany who is digging a grave for me. I have already been measured for it.

zXander – Dec 3, 2023
Fun fact: The victim in “your death destroyed sack to crack” was the best friend of my nephew’s girlfriend.

trueloveneverdies – Dec 3, 2023
Anyone know where I can see videos where young guys are snuffed for fun? I remember seeing one called something like “your death destroyed sack to crack” or something like but can’t seem to find it again. Random but maybe someone will know.



 

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FemboyBttm, 18
I am what I am.

Comments

fromthetap – Dec 16, 2023
Once again proof that fem morons have the best asses in the world. And smothering him with a pillow, that also made me hard

mathheus68gmailcom – Dec 13, 2023
Chaotic bratty demonic someone.

harrysmith – Dec 11, 2023
I shot for that second hole. 9-pointer. Double overtime. All net. SWOOSH!

rowdi – Dec 9, 2023
You just totally turned my faggot cock on. I shoot extremely Pozcum. I would totally love to be a helper in all the total AIDS destruction you crave. Horny as fuck now.

FemboyBttm (Owner) – Dec 8, 2023
It may be fucked up, but it would turn me on like crazy if a guy told me I was hot but would look even better if I had AIDS.

KingOverWhiteBoys – Dec 2, 2023
None of his photos, no matter how erect they make you, can provoke the disturbing feeling one experiences in his presence. I’m not a law enforcement officer.



 

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sensations_seeker, 18
idc as long as i dont have to think

Comments

sensations_seeker (Owner) – Dec 22, 2023
u the 1 who offered me money, wat im gonna say no?

itsdarren – Dec 22, 2023
moneyboy 💸

sensations_seeker (Owner) – Dec 22, 2023
no ballet wats it 2 u?

slapyouthenscrewyou – Dec 22, 2023
You like opera?

sensations_seeker (Owner) – Dec 22, 2023
just finished my A levels :))

 

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FAMILYMASTER, 19
I already own a slave. We live together.
I have total control.
He is locked up in my garage.
We have constant sex.
It’s hard, brutal, violent and merciless.
Yes, he is on the missing persons registry.

I’m looking to extend to a bigger family.
What I expect from you??
Willingness to relocate within 6 months.
I’m aggressive, amoral, violent.
If you are 2 of the 3 we are a match.
Should there be 2 of you – why not.

Trying to create a fetish family.
Not a mass gang bang.
You will be expected to take charge of the slave.
You will be expected to abuse him constantly.
No more total slaves, I already have that.
He is chained up in the garage.

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adoniss – Dec 20, 2023
Ever since my son was a young boy I bullied and tormented him, now he has gone off to college and I find myself in my sexless marriage with nothing to interest me at all.

Your slave seems like a masochist loser who has always been found to be a worthless, pathetic wimp and loser who needs men to torment his body.

I am interested in joining your family and humiliating, embarrassing and degrading this slave with my evil but demanding mind.

I never had sex with my son but I did go with a young man sexually about 2 years ago and I have kissed, tongued, swallowed, fed him piss, caned, slapped and abused him violently whilst he was restrained.



 

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imsodead, 21
Hi I’m louis, I’m dead, wanna hook up?

Comments

Jamesdeanxxl – Dec 13, 2023
all legends die young

kilgora79 – Dec 10, 2023
A dead cock is always floppy and relaxed and there is plenty of fluid leaking at least in the first couple of hours after death.

It is just incredible to see and play with dead cock of young guy and squeeze the seminal fluid out of dead cock. Balls also super enjoyable when you cut them up they not only look beautiful but give off a pleasant aroma.

Once you develop a taste for dead cock and balls of young guys you will become completely obsessed for the rest of your life and you will only want dead and there won’t be any way to get rid of this overwhelming feeling and bloodlust.

Dead feet of young guys bring me close to passing out with pleasure esp tall and athletic guys their feet nearly stick out of the autopsy table and this gets me every time.

Just wow, you are gorgeous. The thought of your dead cock and balls bring me close to passing out with pleasure.

Blood of young dead guys is also superb especially when freshly chopped. The smell texture and taste all gorgeous. I can’t get enough I don’t know what to do anymore dead guys are never enough.

I’ve also started enjoying the ribs of dead young guys.

imsodead (Owner) – Dec 9, 2023
I may not be alive anymore, but I still have the hot sexual interests as when I was, that’s why I came to this weird app, unfortunately I also know that a dead boy can’t do what everyone wants. Unfortunately, most guys want an alive boy, but I just have to live with that.

 

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SufferingWayne, 19
hey my name is wayne and im 19 years old, i search for someone really really cruel 🥺 Someone that wants to discord or skype with me, i want to suicide but i cant do it alone 😞 so i search for someone that wants to guide me there. I would turn on my webcam so you can see me and just use the chat for commands, you could stay unknown 😞 Please be pushy that i dont turn back, i plan on hanging myself or something with zip ties around my neck. And i like being called a cutie or told how cute i am 😞 or even better someone wants to meet and watch me do this in person id be willing (i live in FL).

Comments

SufferingWayne (Owner) – Dec 7, 2023
ft myers area

GregS4 – Dec 7, 2023
I live in West Palm Beach, how about you?

SufferingWayne (Owner) – Dec 7, 2023
yeah i’m sure, may as well have some fun with it and let a guy or few enjoy it too lol

johnnyriot – Dec 7, 2023
Well, if you are sure this is what you want to do, I would love to see it. I think I would be very hot. Too bad you don’t live closer to Minnesota, otherwise I could kick the chair away.


 

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somebody4me, 18
I might be on the wrong app but I’m a young Mexican sex addict who’s reached the point where I’ll do most anything sexually to satisfy my addiction and I’m looking for a handsome older sex addicted boyfriend in Houston who gives me a generous allowance and lets me do anything I want and sponsors me for US citizenship and has sex with me many times a week and in return you can show me off to your friends and make everyone envious.

Comments

somebody4me (Owner) – Dec 16, 2023
SEARCH FINISHED

controlyourmindandbody – Dec 12, 2023
Oh and I’m a billionaire.

controlyourmindandbody – Dec 12, 2023
The time to find the boy who gives himself to me is now. I’m interested in mind fucking him. Submitting his mind and body to me is his destiny! It’s the only reason he’s meant to live. His only purpose to life is to allow me to take him for the sole (and soul) purpose of allowing me to get inside his head and permanently rewire his entire being, and mold him into a anything and everything I need him to be. That boy is somewhere on here. The goal is to find him.




 

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IM14ANDWANTTOBEASEXSLAVE, 18
Yes, I know, I am 14 almost 15 and I am looking to be a full time sex slave, I want to be kidnapped and locked up and tortured day and night. I will let you.
I will go outside and say i will go for a walk and you can pick me up and bring me to your house and then make me get naked and lock me up.
If I don’t say my safe word “cantaloupe“ keep going! I am in Nh
Hillsborough county
South Nh
into white guys

Comments

Simongoeswild – Dec 9, 2023
Give me a minute to set this up



 

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CrazyArmyBoy, 23
US is GAY nation!

Crazy army recruit here. Sub soldier.

I am under the command of army guys, but i am also under command of the government, and our government is GAY!
or soon to be fully gay!

Us macho army boys serve and protect you GAYS.
Under control of GAY government!

Not here to talk about peoples dick and balls, not into all this horny crap.

Only GAYS who into control and domination of macho boy.
Here to see how it goes.

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CrazyArmyBoy (Owner) – Dec 26, 2023
I am now the slave of 7 Arab men. It’s Hell. But I’m learning.

Jjj5835 – Dec 10, 2023
Looking for someone to lick my face on camera for my girlfriend. Looking for face only okay!!! You worship my face lick it suck it kiss it and leave. HMU.

thebull272523 – Dec 10, 2023
I like girls but I’m not afraid to chop down a tree if you know what I mean.

Bended – Dec 10, 2023
Needs to be taken by surprise, manhandled, slapped around and taken. He’s gonna fight to get away so make sure you’re too strong for him. He’s gonna scream, but you’re gonna ring his neck like a dirty dish towel so nobody hears him. Yell in his ear how much it’s gonna hurt and ram it up his ass.



 

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PermanentDogBoy, 18
What I seek is unusual and extreme. If you don’t want to help, I understand. I am seeking a cruel, twisted Master/Handler who is capable of molding, shaping, transforming my stepson into a dog.

Ever since my ex-wife and I adopted him at age 11, I have dreamed and fantasized about him becoming my pet dog. No release, no options, no choices. Complete obedience and submission to me. Now that he’s 18 and talking about going to college it’s time that he is emptied of these pointless dreams and become my pet dog and transformed into just that.

This isn’t for the faint of heart and I hope my saviour is out there someplace.

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PermanentDogBoy (Owner) – Dec 19, 2023
My former stepson is now successfully a dog. I’m looking For other dog boys who are looking to compete with him for my attention, or Handlers who want to play with him in front of me. He is a rare dog and fucking great. I’m obsessed with him and couldn’t be happier about it.

PermanentDogBoy (Owner) – Dec 1, 2023
You must send a face pic! I don’t live the son -> dog fetish openly so I need to know I’m not talking to a friend or neighbor.


 

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Lu1s, 20
I hope I find a master who is patient enough with me to introduce me into the world of kink and also understands that “Rome was built in a day”.

I suck very well and really like being fucked, but it may be strange for you because I’m deaf and use a wheelchair, but I only use the wheelchair outside, not at home at all.

I have 24-hour assistance, which means someone is always with me, but we can have sex in my bedroom undisturbed.

I crave for a master who fucks me good and a lot but also gives me some guidance, so when I am his age I do not look back and see that the only thing I have achieved throughout my life is only giving sex.

I want to be able to both give myself for lots of sex and build a life for myself, have a career to fall back on.

If asked how soon I want to be in servitude my answer would be no one wishes to spend the holidays alone.

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NightmareWeaver – Dec 8, 2023
Disabled boys🥵 Deaf boys🥵 Asian boys🥵 With fists in their butts🥵 I’m your nightmare dressed like your daydream 🛌💭

Domdom_hng – Dec 5, 2023
His name is pronounced loo-one-iss

DirtyBBTop – Dec 3, 2023
Disabled object with dark soul is not created for normality.
Disabled object is only good for complete disenfranchisement.
Disabled object can be filled with anything: food, dirt, piss, sperm… the more, the better.



 

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BreakMePlease, 19
Break me and fix me.

I consider myself straight as im not attracted to men and i don’t have feeling for men. Instead i let men take advantage of me as some sort of Masochistic punishment for myself. So take advantage of me, its what i like.

This discovery about myself has been in the making for years but didn’t materialize fully until very recently. It has been an adjustment to say the least.

If i hate you during our time together, you’re doing something right.

I can not be be passed around unless it’s with your best friends because i’m old fashioned even if my butt is not.

I charge $$$ for it.

Comments

BreakMePlease (Owner) – Dec 17, 2023
I don’t want to get garrotted. Please do not ask. (I’ve just got a lot going on right now, you know?)

Dupytrens – Dec 17, 2023
Curiously, it does. The reason is that anal sex stimulates the vagus nerve, and evidence suggests vagus nerve stimulation is helpful in curing depression. Straining on the toilet activates the vagus nerve also. That drops the heartbeat from 10-40 beats per minute and significantly lowers the blood pressure. It is possible to cause unconsciousness or even death by anal penetration or straining on the toilet. Many cardiac arrests occur on the toilet when a drugged slutty boy strains and lowers his heart rate too much. The vagus nerve also runs near the carotid arteries on each side of the neck and the use of a garotte tightened around a boy’s throat will drop his heart rate 40-50 points. This can help greatly with depression but also cause unconsciousness and death.

BreakMePlease (Owner) – Dec 22, 2023
Does anal sex help with depression? I’ve been feeling a lot better since I started doing this.



 

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massacre, 19
Did someone order a pig? What do you do with it now it’s been delivered? Unconscious pig but not yet dead. Who’s hungry? Just needs drained and prepared.

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Heyfuckyoubitch – Dec 23, 2023
⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚⌚
🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

Mike803 – Dec 20, 2023
I will eat your cock like a hotdog between your two buttcheeks as my buns.
Your cum will be my mayo, your blood my ketchup, your pus my mustard, and your boogers my relish.

CallMeDipper – Dec 17, 2023
If you’re worried about repercussions he lives in a tent in the woods.

Meatpie – Dec 12, 2023
You are very slim so your meat will be tender and juicy and will turn from red to white during cooking.

baddog007 – Dec 9, 2023
Are you possibly okay with being slowly eaten alive by creatures burrowing into your body?

You know,
– hoards of botfly larvae competing to find the best spot in your penis, balls and arse cheeks, and burrowing right in
– meanwhile diluted honey sprayed on and in your dilated rectum that is held open with the wire cage to attract garden ants
– meanwhile mosquitos feeding all over the rest of you
– meanwhile leeches draining you
– meanwhile agitated wasps thrown against you
– finally a random device that releases hungry rats, soldier ants, and komodo dragons to finish you off.

Entertaining to watch, and long-lasting accomplishment.


 

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stupidusername, 20
loose ass bitch looking for fists in my anal walls, but down for whatever lmao idk what else im supposed to put here

Lemme know

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The_Ultraviolence – Dec 19, 2023
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL WARRANT AND SENTENCE ISSUED TO STUPIDUSERNAME

For being proven to be worthless slutty human garbage, with no shame, the SS has found and captured said subhuman for a period of incarceration lasting at least 2.5 years. Stupidusername resisted but did not run or endanger anyone and did not scream or attract attention.

Stupidusername may use a safe word but only at discretion of the SS Nazi officers, who will only allow mercy if they think Stupidusername has a life threatening medical emergency that requires immediate medical attention. Broken bones and accidental blood loss does not constitute an emergency. The misuse of this safe word will result in even longer and more extraordinary punishment.

Any police officers or family members who are searching for Stupidusername can eat shit.

denis232 – Dec 3, 2023
In your case I would say a little bit of shadowed hole.

stupidusername (Owner) – Dec 3, 2023
so ive been chatting with someone on here there’s been talk of cum and hole and pounding cock he just sent a pic of his huge cock now he wants to see the hole he is going to breed which kind of pic do i send? fresh and clean? Mostly ass a little bit of shadowed hole? cummy and fucked? nasty and gaping?

 

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1GUY, 18
i want to lose my virginity. i live in seven lagoas rua manoel benedito 151, seven lagoas santa luzia. come monday at 2:00 pm.

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1GUY (Owner) – Dec 21, 2023
i was raped. i was used a lot. i was used for the darkest stuff.

 

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PerhapsDetritus, 20
I was put on this planet to be sexually abused

I can take all you can give and if I can’t take it then fucking make me take it.

Hit me as hard and much as you want but don’t break anything above the neck.

Rape me and get everyone you know to rape me too.

Your age weight size ugly beautiful I don’t care

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reconciler – Dec 17, 2023
Don’t let his cuteness fool you, he is pitiful and wretched.

PerhapsDetritus (Owner) – Dec 13, 2023
I can’t believe I’m saying no, but no.

filthfantasy – Dec 13, 2023
Looking for a boy who is willing to let me feed him a kinky meal.

Kink meal options

McDonald
Replace burger with shit and pit and cum load added
Piss drink

Taco Bell
Replace burrito meat with shit and cum and spit added
Nachos add shit and cum to chips
Piss drink

Subway
Shit sub with cum and spit added
Piss drink

Bonus if you’re willing to let me chew and spit the meal into your mouth.


 

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AndyLaidlaw, 22
Hey I’m Andy, I’m 22. I’m going to be honest, my mental health is completely broken. I spent the last year and a half remaking myself into the toughest street thug anyone could ever meet but no luck. I hate myself, I’m worthless.

I want to be brutally raped and sent to hospital.

I’m depressed, have extreme anxiety and body image issues. I don’t have any self worth.

I’m Southampton England.

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AndyLaidlaw (Owner) – Dec 12, 2023
My mental is totally fucked. Last year, in September, I unalived myself. Two friends that I’ve known since I was 14, saved me. I flat lined five times before they brought me back. Wednesday morning, I had a close call. Where are the immoral people will capitalise on others?

DaWhore – Dec 8, 2023
Intense profile. I won’t restate the obvious, you need to have a good talk with a professional. If that doesn’t work, be slutty and go for it.

Apollo – Dec 5, 2023
Needs equal parts sympathy and domination for optimal results. So basically, choke him out but whisper in his ear as you do it.

Giftgiver – Dec 2, 2023
Oh Andy, You are hot and young. I have felt your anguish for years too. Depression is a very serious illness — it is the equivalent of an elephant sitting on you and time feels like it is slowing to a crawl.

You must seek out immediately medical help! This will not resolve by it self.

I wish that my truthful words would heal your mind and heart, but know from experience they will not.



 

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Zzz790, 21
I’m so horny when men grab my throat and choke me unconscious as they fuck my tight ass. I love when they tie me up and put my head in a noose and fuck my throat as I dangle from the ceiling unconscious. I get so frustrated as I don’t have too much time to do this as I’m only available mornings until lunchtime so I spend the rest of the day at work thinking about this and horny as hell.

I would prefer to be paid as I’m a model and get a lot of requests.

Comments

Ammoniumnitrit – Dec 2, 2023
Let’s make history

Zzz790 (Owner) – Dec 2, 2023
Just an FYI: I have a scar on my chest due to almost being stabbed to death years ago.



 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yeah, I’m awaiting my copy. It looks like something. I have writer friends who can just sit down and rattle off a very smart, well written article or review in an hour without even blinking. I’m too word conscious and I feel too weird about imposing my opinion in an authoritative context or something, I think. Yes, love did get me to write some. Oh, I’m trying to put together a small collection of short fiction pieces, basically stray things and experiments and pieces that were intended for novels but didn’t make it in. I’m trying polish them enough to work individually, and I’m not yet sure that they will or that they work as a group. But that’s what I’m working on. My head is still too much in the film to start a novel or anything. Thank you for asking. Congrats on the successful dealing. That’s not nothing. Are you doing any New Years Eve-y kind of thing? Not me. I was thinking of going to watch the big fireworks display over the Eiffel Tower, but the Eiffel Tower is on strike and closed, so I’m not sure if that’s even available. My mother used to make us kids eat black-eyed peas on New Years Eve because she was from Texas where they believe eating black-eyed peas on NYE gives you lots of luck for the following year, so love giving you a bowl of black-eyed peas today that taste a whole lot better than black-eyed peas, G. ** Misanthrope, They tend to do that. Ha ha, how does whoever know whether TC has bad breath or not. I mean, come on. Extreme fandom is a crazy thing. Happy David’s birthday. At Outback, no less. Hey, I like to go to Hard Rock Cafe on my birthday, so I get it. Enjoy the extra day, and take an extra bite of that yummy cake for me. ** Jack Skelley, Hey, bud, see you so imminently once you read this if I don’t see you before you read this. From the pix I saw of Luna Luna, it just looks like a bunch of artists doodled on some inert, cheap-ass carnival detritus. Haring doing his laziest usual Haring number on a merry-go-round or whatever. Basquiat doing his Basquiat thing on whatever after smoking a big blunt or something. And, correct me if I’m wrong, but you can’t even ride the rides, if they’re even real rides and not just ride-looking sculptures. I mean, whatever. Looks blah. But fill me in this evening. I hope I’m wrong. At least when a bunch of artists made a miniature golf course years ago, it was pretty crappy too, but you could actually golf on it. ** Darby 🫁, Um, I think you’d have to tell me how well I know you, wouldn’t you? Technically, anyone could read what we say to each other, but I don’t think many people get that into the p.s., so I wouldn’t worry. Well, it’s the piano’s loss, I’m sure. Whoa, you finished the book? I mean except for the polishing aspect? Wow, that’s amazing. I’m excited and envious too. Should I name the pigeons? I guess I worry that would be colonising them or something, but I guess they would never know, would they. Okay, as of now, one of them is named Andrei. I guess maybe the smaller male one? Onto another hot name. I’ll need to think. Naming is a big decision. I saw your email, but I didn’t have enough coffee in me to open it, but now I do, so I’ll open it once this post has flown. ** Conrad, Elementary school, nice. That’s exciting. I’m still enough of an American Francophile that I think there are few things in the world more beautiful than the sound of little kids speaking French. That W.G. Sebald is great, yeah, He’s always great. Cool, yes, that Palais de Tokyo show is really good. And there are two other shows there as well that aren’t as good as the one I mentioned but are worth checking out: the RAKAJOO one, and the LILI REYNAUD-DEWAR one. Have a really lovely New Year’s weekend wherever that takes you. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Locarno is an obvious target, but we’re really hoping not to have to sit on the film for that long. We’ll see, but we’re feeling pretty impatient to start getting it out there. It’s really not a horror genre movie at all. Maybe it could slip in or something. But that’s often disappointing. We showed ‘Permanent Green Light’ in some queer festivals, and it never went well. But anything’s a potential go at this point I guess. There’s a helluva horror movie in what we went through, but we sure aren’t going to make it. Maybe we could sell the film rights to our story and get some finishing funds. Hmmmm. So sorry about the situation with your parents. It feels unimaginable. I hope you can get your head away from that for a bit. Maybe New Year’s can distract you, although I don’t know how it could exactly. You don’t seem like a big champagne guzzler. ** Right. By the luck of the draw, the slaves will see 2023 out the blog’s door, and, not being a partier, I will be back on Monday with my non-hung over head to give you something else. See you then.

8 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    I seriously envy that skill. I think one of my main problems is that I’m also uncomfortable stating my opinion as fact. Plus, I have this… huh, how should I put this… I have this notion that my reference system – of books, movies, art, etc. – is too small or too narrow, which makes it really difficult to write a well-rounded and intelligent article or review unless the topic falls very strictly into my niche.

    Your writing project sounds delicious – like a literary scrapbook of sorts, which might not be centered around a specific topic but more like the wider landscape of what you’ve been interested in lately. Or maybe it’s totally different; that’s just what came to mind as I read your words. Either way, it sounds very exciting. Thank you so much for sharing!

    The Eiffel Tower is on strike and closed? The possibility of this never even crossed my mind. Huh. My plans for New Year’s Eve are the same every year: I’ll be sitting in the bathroom with my dog who’s terrified out of her mind by fireworks… Anita will come over, though, so we’ll make the best of it.

    I don’t know if I’ve ever eaten black-eyed peas. But I’m not saying no to a bowl of luck. So thank you, love! Love giving you a bowl of lentil soup because my mother makes that every New Year’s Eve, as it’s said to make you wealthy next year, Od. (And I’ll come back for a slave-related love next week. There are a few options that’d be a pity to pass up.)

  2. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Thanks. We plan on making David’s birthday special and fun. I’ll give a review of the cake next time I post here.

    Well, the thing is, this is a suburb and all of our restaurants are chains. So we have to pick and choose. We usually do Longhorn Steakhouse or Carrabba’s Italian restaurant (or Famous Dave’s BBQ, which is sometimes my pick). We haven’t been to Outback in forever and he was like, let’s do it! Fine by me.

    There are a couple mom-and-pops here, but they’re nothing at all to write home about.

    Yeah, I don’t know where the bad breath came from re: TC. Someone must’ve made out with him or something. Two of the better rumors about him are 1. when he dated Madonna’s daughter in high school, she used to make him make out with other guys at parties; and 2. he spread chlamydia all over NYU when he was there for a semester. He’s never denied those, but I don’t think he’s ever been asked. I think they’re funny, true or not.

  3. Damien Ark

    It’s so nice to have these posts without any kind of possible censors or whatnot… they feel so much more dirty than when on blogspot long ago. Thanks for featuring my new book in your favs… although there’s really only the last chapter and partial ending to another that’s really “fiction”, last chapter a fairy tale take on events from family’s past. So I don’t know, maybe it fits better in fiction than nonfiction, idk. I didn’t feel like calling it “autofiction”. Ugh, another year to come… Hope yours is wonderful and illicits lots of creative beauty and no major troubles.
    Take care, with love.

  4. Linnea

    Hi Dennis! Thanks for your writing. I’d love to send you some of my music in physical form, any chance there’s an address, PO box or similar?
    Happy new year!

  5. Ben

    HNY to you and all distinguished locals around this place! Just changed my deets, been trying to leave comments for the last few days but for some reason the blog’s not accepting them.

    I bought this drawing by my friend Jim Colquhoun yesterday. Hoping that it spreads good vibes around my new flat in 2024.

  6. Charalampos

    Hi my friend I like this post It is so interesting to me as I can get in others shoes like it’s me so I feel I could be someone from this batch

    I personally have good feeling about 2024 and also numbers 2 and 4 are very lucky and angelic you guys are going to have good journey with your film and you will blossom I am sure in other things. I hope you make this new collection work because for me it sounds very dreamy Keep writing and same goes to me

    Love from Crete

  7. seb 🦠

    hi dennis! have no idea if this will actually send (my phone is notoriously faulty) but happy new year nonetheless!! do you have any new years’ resolutions? i only really have one, which is to fix my taste in men.

    fire stuff. i smoked cigarettes for about two weeks a while ago but i really hated them. i used to smoke a ton of weed when i was with this one stoner guy, but i only really take edibles these days.

    mashed potato is nice when it’s fresh but the recipe i use gets a bit weird when you chill it. had a break from all the christmas leftovers yesterday, thankfully. i think i would’ve started to lose the plot otherwise.

    okay so. microbe emoji! i guess it’s kind of an accessibility thing? sometimes i can’t tell where one response ends and another begins (autism thing i think? i love Cormac McCarthy but i have to listen to all of his books because it takes me a while to wrap my brain around his formatting) adding a little emoji makes it a lot easier. also microbes are some of the coolest things ever. in my opinion, anyway.

    whacking the godspeed back your way with a ping pong paddle, by the way!

  8. Steve Erickson

    May 2024 be more peaceful and less horrible for all of us!

    If a teenage Timmy made out with other guys while dating Madonna’s daughter, one of his army of twink lovers would’ve found photo evidence.

    How was New Year’s Eve in Paris? My cold is aggravated by chilly air, so I’m staying indoors today.

    I hope CrazyArmyBoy is enjoying a wild…er, hellish BDSM orgy with 7 Arab men right now and IllDoIt is getting burnt to a crisp. Maga Mindwipe might try hooking up with George Santos.

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