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pneumatic, 24
It is with great sadness and regret,I have to announce the passing of my slave of 2 years,’pneumatic’ (Steve Madison,to those who knew him.) who was not only my slave,but a dear friend and confidant to me.He will be sadly missed by me,and no doubt,by all who used him,and I cannot believe that it has already been 2 months since his passing.The video of his suicide by hanging naked can be available for a small price from me,’1stmaster’, as I know in my heart,that this is what Steve would have wanted,and to that end, I offer the video free to those who tortured,used,abused and fisted that worthless pain-pig and piece of meat who needed to be tortured and abused on a regular basis. So to that end,anyone interested,please contact me to make arrangements.

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pigmaniac – March 25, 2026
true steve was always so fucking emotional

WeirdDuck – March 24, 2026
his dead body is sexier than he’d been in a long time

Heyitsme – March 24, 2026
worst of all as you might recall he said i’m just going to end up killing myself anyway

JamieSulligan – March 24, 2026
terrible thing to say but if i knew he was going to off himself i wish we’d gone ahead and snuffed him at that party in december.

 

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LeonEssen, 18
Biggest fantasy: Being kidnapped by a man tied up and taken to his place to be his sex slave for him to fuck and toy with for a while and then afterwards forcing me to sink into a quicksand pit after filling all his desires. Tieing me up watching me sink and pissing on me as I go down.

A little about me: 18 years old, crazy, working minimum wage. That’s about it.

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HandyAndy – March 9, 2026
I’m just a horny guy wanting to bust a nut in your asshole will that work?

LeonEssen (Owner) – March 8, 2026
Please do not contact me without the intention of abducting me today, tomorrow or the next few days from now. If interested then please name a time to meet in person at Castro/17th, Jane Warner Plaza.

TallSpecimen – March 3, 2026
Enorme fan de punk et post-punk

 

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YourTeenSlaveVictim, 19
WANT TO CAPTURE A TEEN?
USE ALL YOUR BRUTE FORCE?
MAKE HIM ONLY STRUGGLE, DROOL, WHINE AND SCREAM BEHIND A GAG WHILE YOU DO TO HIM WHAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD?
TORTURE HIM WITHOUT LIMITS UNTIL HE BEGS TO BE SLAUGHTERED?
STRAIGHT KID WITHOUT TIME TO LOSE AND AVAILABLE.
I KNOW WHAT I LOOK FOR.
PUT ME INSIDE A BAG. PUSH ME INSIDE A CASE. SHOVE ME IN THE TRUNK.
I KNOW WHAT I OFFER.

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CreatingContexts – March 20, 2026
The sadist that I am surprises me immensely. I derive extraordinary pleasure from causing pain. I haven’t quite met a form of pain play I don’t find ecstatic. I recognize this is a big ask of my captive. Sadly, he only has one body. Thus far I have blinded him in one eye and removed his scrotum and testicles. It’s recent, but so far I’m quite happy with the change.

CreatingContexts – March 11, 2026
I had some initial problems dealing with his hetero resistance but then it was fine.

CreatingContexts – March 6, 2026
I’m available to abduct you today if you are. Of course, I understand if that’s not possible – no pressure either way.

 

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analyticalsoul, 22
Hello everyone I am a loving, easy-going, polite, sweet, problem solver boy. I am open to a long-term father/son relationship.

I want to be honest right away. I have an incredible ass. I can make myself cum just from looking at it. I’ve been playing with it since I was 12 years old. I’m very sensitive to anal orgasms, often with actual squirting. Sometimes I squirt 5-8 times a night, until I can barely stand up.

I’m looking for a father with a hurricane tongue that will suck the lining out of that ass. I’m very socially awkward btw.

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analyticalsoul (Owner) – March 15, 2026
I am so happy I could scream, as you know hahaha.

Thatguyinthecity – March 15, 2026
I am proud to say that in this young man I have found what I have been looking for :)!!! I have found myself a wonderful son! I have to say it has been the best decision I ever made in my life!!! The more time we spend together our relationship grows and I learn more about his extraordinary ass and there seems to be no end to it. I am beyond lucky to be his Dad! I am not looking for any sons anymore because my needs are met by my delightful offspring!

 

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Tumultuous, 20
I’ve had a fantasy since I was a little 9 year old. I’ve always wanted someone to grab me, hold me down and cut off all my clothes with scissors or a knife until all that’s left is my bare naked skin. Then held down or tied down as I’m forced into extreme molestation and then anal raped. I also want the humiliation of being made to cum to prove that I like what’s being done to my completely naked body.

Then again I’m also violent and hateful and I’m getting to the point where I’m old enough to punch people in their head.

If I have to explain in more than like literally five words then just don’t even bother.

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horny_therapist – March 17, 2026
I went to high school with him. His nickname was The Sphinx.

StranglingDeathPlay – March 14, 2026
I’ll shatter your illusions first. Your safe words, your boundaries, your pathetic attempts at control. Then, I’ll move to your flesh. Each strike, each whip will peel back layers of your pathetic defenses. Your bones? They’ll snap like twigs. I’ll hear them crack and feel them splinter as I crush your resistance. You’ll beg, you’ll plead, but I won’t stop until you’re a quivering mess, a gelatinous glob of who you were. And in that primordial state, you’ll rise from the goop, a new creature, mine to command.

Smokerandnipplelover – March 12, 2026
This twink is the first male I’ve fucked and he was freaking hot. I hope he knows what I am talking about when I say I am sorry for getting so out of control right before he left. I hope he knows what I mean.

BigMike – March 7, 2026
His tongue tastes like ass, but – hey, he’s just a slave-material so who cares.

Tumultuous (Owner) – March 2, 2026
I’m full of doubt and have chronic self loathing so I wonder what I’m doing here.

 

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CUMDUMPDIRECT, 19
just a fuckslut, who is here to be used and screwed by STRONG HUGE COCK BURIED DEEP inside my ASS,
just love giving my hole to ALL MEN, I’m a fuckslut ready to be used by MEN that just need a juice tank.
I have entered a life where I will focus my existence on my Cunt the way it was designed for.
Hold my legs spread wide like a cheap whore and fuck me hard because I am unable to stop you.

RIGHT NOW JUICE TANK TO BE FILLED IN 30 MINUTES: €40 🤑

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Iamkingting – March 17, 2026
I want to torture you as a Japanese prisoner of war.

scammerofboys – March 13, 2026
I don’t like to pay
I make fake transfers
He was too drunk to care

Brashful – March 10, 2026
If you’re horny – he might be able to help.

CUMDUMPDIRECT (Owner) – March 8, 2026
I already have a Master, a girlfriend, and a vanilla boyfriend.

 

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LongPigBill, 23
Tired of life. Love an invite to dinner. Let’s have lunch? All you gotta do is chloroform me. Be sure 👀

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Yesbuttnobutt – March 12, 2026
They leak but they no longer gush or spray.

Emotional&Detached – March 12, 2026
Quick question to anyone who might know: do dead bodies bleed?

LongPigBill (Owner) – March 9, 2026
It could happen at my place, but I rent a duplex with paper-thin walls, and the owner is on the other side of the wall, so you would have to do it very, very quietly.

 

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Turnmeintoadumbpiggy, 19
So I am usually a dom top tough kind of boy. But I’ve met a dom guy that wants to pay me crazy money to be his bottom. I’ve decided to be his sub this weekend. I am definitely going to get fucked hard and he warned me he has a massive dick. I’ve told him I’m not that great at giving head – I guess I should have paid closer attention during the hundreds of blow jobs I’ve received. Anyway, what I do know is that he does like to play very hard – he’s told me he likes a loud bottom and enjoys whipping ass to shreds. I’m going to make sure that my guts are definitely cleaned out. I’m not really expecting any leeway from him considering how much he’s paying. I’ve told him no blood or lasting marks. Any other advice? Suggestions? Please let me know. Thanks

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OHJohnny – March 16, 2026
Fake photos. The boy in the photos was named Ben. Met him online. I made an appointment with him to come to my office and suck his cock. He’d be nude on top of my desk and I’d suck his cum load out. If I wanted his cock Monday-Friday I would make an appointment. I sucked him off a few times a week for two months. Then he jumped out a 10 storey window.

WaitingIsCrazy – March 11, 2026
Looking to destroy your masculinity for my pleasure. Start with you taking some meds to shrink your dick into a worthless worm. Then inject alcohol into your nuts to finish off my manhood. Willing to pay.

 

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⬡-8781, 23
:: ⬡- 8781 User Manual ::

Thank you for choosing ⬡-8781 as your personal drone unit. This drone will perform all applied tasks to the best of its abilities.

:: Safety Instructions ::

○ Handle drone with respect ::
It is a valuable tool to be used, not a worthless object to be abused.

○ Handle with care ::
Drone meat core is fragile and sensitive.

○ Keep from harm ::
Pain overstimulation may cause this drone to stop functioning.

○ Keep drone ventilated ::
Access to air circulation must be unrestricted at all times.

:: Drone Status Messages ::

○ Code GREEN: All systems working unimpeded.
○ Code YELLOW: Drone functions impacted. Start troubleshooting.
○ Code RED: Drone reached breaking point. STOP IMMEDIATELY!

TOS :: Please acknowledge ::
“I have fully read and understood the ⬡- 8781 User Manual.”

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Elliot_Page – March 16, 2026
“Shining bright like neon lights.” “Glowing in the darkness.” “Electric dreams and neon themes.” “Neon nights, city lights.” “Dancing in the neon rain.” “Where the colors come alive.” “A pop of neon, a world reborn.” “Embracing the electric energy.” “Neon vibes, high fives.” “Let the neon guide your way.” “Lost in the neon maze.” “Neon dreams and midnight schemes.” “Neon love, never enough.” “Living life in neon bold.” “Radiating with neon brilliance.” “Painting the night with neon strokes.” “Neon glow, let it show.” “Chasing the neon horizon.” “A neon world of endless possibilities.” “Dressed in neon, feeling electric.” “The neon heartbeat of the city.” “Neon fantasies and technicolor dreams.” “Glowing like a neon star.” “Neon magic, always fantastic.” “Neon energy, pure synergy.” “Walking the neon tightrope.” “Neon signs, neon minds.” “Neon dreams, neon extremes.” “Surrender to the neon glow.” “Living life on the neon edge.” “Neon lights and city nights.” “Captivated by the electric glow.” “Neon vibes, endless thrills.” “Chasing neon dreams.” “When in doubt, add more neon.” “Let your feed shine with neon.” “Neon adventures await.” “Brighten up your Instagram with neon hues.” “Neon love affair on the ‘gram.” “Embrace the neon glow, be the star of your own show.” “Neon palette, endless possibilities.” “Neon magic in every frame.” “Neon vibes, good times.” “Follow the neon trail to Instagram greatness.” “Neon captures the soul like no other.” “When life gets dull, add a splash of neon.”

Flabbergasted (Owner) – March 10, 2026
Soon. ⬡-8781 just wants to turn humans on for a little longer ☠️

onceaday – March 10, 2026
He can be a bit of a psychopath. I think about snuff into the session.

⬡-8781 (Owner) – March 8, 2026
They call ⬡-8781’s ass retardis because it’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside

Pancake852 – March 8, 2026
A boy with a big hole and even bigger heart.

⬡-8781 (Owner) – March 2, 2026
⬡-8781 used to be a puppy and hopes you don’t mind but it still barks during sex

 

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Kurjatok_tobben, 20
I’m looking to challenge myself. I’m looking for TPE/no way out slavery but know I’m not brave enough to willingly opt into it by choice.

Walk to and from the dance studio every day, about a mile in downtown Boston. Sometimes stop by a cafe on the way home. Willing to share 24/7 live gps tracking for those seriously interested in hunting me down. Could also grab a casual coffee, suddenly get a little dizzy, and wake up in my new permanent home… Let’s see what happens one day unexpectedly … no way out, no going back, taken for good and forced to accept my new life as owned property. Wipe me off the map.

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Letsdoitagain – March 15, 2026
Word of caution: I’m a geneticist, and this twink will start going bald within a year or two, plus he has the kind of “cute” face that ages like milk.

Bombastic – March 15, 2026
He charges 120,000 Euros. Not that he’s not probably worth it.

 

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depravedbadslave, 19
If I seem familiar, it might be because I deleted my profile here a year ago. I no longer have a clue how to engage here. I cannot offer what I used to offer any longer. The damage does not permit. We all reach that point eventually, I suppose. Either that or we (hopefully) die in mid-orgasm. As I have grown damaged, my cuteness and attractiveness gone with the wind – my hunger for submission – sex, suffering, service – has begun to haunt me, and it keeps growing deeper. My body is wrecked – sex drive almost gone. (I SO regret not accepting permanent ownership when it was offered so often to me!!) But I think I am still ready for some use by some particular unique Sadist out there. I am rethinking, adjusting, regretting, expanding, extrapolating, interpolating. Maybe there is something else to me I am not seeing anymore. That is why I roam these dark back halls – seeking my secret selves. Maybe you can help?

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depravedbadslave (Owner) – March 10, 2026
Keep talking your mind is beautiful.

NymphoManiacB – March 10, 2026
keep you stuffed with newspaper 24/7 no limits. turn you into my guyfawks, lighter fuel poured down your underpants on your hair ect, make you very flammable … LIKE TO SEE YOU BURN AND SMOKE
i have zippos pipe lighters parrafin .. parrafin blowlamp
put firework in your hole
light a few bonfires with newspaper red cans pf petrol a parrafin blowlampS
final bonfire i put you into a wooden chair with dralon pour lighter fuel on it then lift the chair on top of the bonfire and light it up with newspaper red cans of petrol and blowlamps with you on top and set you allight laugh as you go up … YOU FAG NEED SMOKING … NEED TO BURN

imighteventry – March 9, 2026
been curious about a few things about you for a long long time and willing to check out whats left of you and see where things go

 

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gaykid, 18
I’m Josh. I’ve been really bored lately, so i decided to make an account on this.

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darkblack95 – March 14, 2026
This boy is very serious, stop saying he’s not serious

KissandOwn – March 12, 2026
HMU if you have fantasized about cocks the size of which you’ve only seen in cartoons.

gaykid (Owner) – March 12, 2026
I’d also be up for meeting anyone else who’s bored and wants to ‘hang out’.

 

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RuinMe, 22
About Me: 22-year-old bottom from Las Vegas. I exist for one purpose: to be a trashy cum dumpster whore for strong, sadistic, absolutely controlling freaks. I’m not a person; I’m a receptacle.

Requirement:
I must be spun out of my mind the whole session, 1-7 days.

What I’m Into:
Total Degradation: Use me like the worthless fag trash I am.
Human Urinal: Piss in me, on me, make me drink until I’m overflowing.
Extreme Use: Fuck me senseless, choke or strangle me, fist my hole until it’s wrecked.
Physical Abuse: Slap me, punch me in the face/head, flog me, whip me. I’m here to take it.
Cock & Ball Torture: Beat my dick, crush my balls. They’re your toys to break.
Whoring: Pick me up, use me (or whoring me out), and then drop me back at my car or throwing me in a dumpster like trash.
Stomping: I want your boots or cleats to stomp my head, abs, back, cock, balls, and ass, send me home with your footprints in my skin.
Permanent modifications: I look forward to waking up from some drug sleep to find out what has been done.

Limits:
No filming/pic of the assault

Yes I’m old enough.

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Braintree – March 20, 2026
item out of stock

Kinky-Revenge – March 5, 2026
Would be hot and nice to set up a whole heavy partying and sex scenario with this twink and cut off his dick/balls without him even noticing it.

RuinMe (Owner) – March 3, 2026
Unfortunately for me I am.

MegaMan – March 3, 2026
You can’t possibly be real.

RuinMe (Owner) – March 3, 2026
Breath play: I can live a lot longer than you’d think.

 

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Dumbwelshmeat, 20
*Only want up to 10 to 15 Master visits per month. All others deleted & will go dark until the contacts drop off to that level!

**SLAVE INACTIVE!*SLAVE INACTIVE!*
*PLEASE READ BEFORE MAKING CONTACT**
!Millions will come by – few will leave satisfied! 😂
*Void where prohibited*

FAQ
1. Q: How is slave today?
A: Good.
2. Q: What is slave doing?
A: slave is doing stuff.
3. Q: How is slave’s stuff going?
A: Good.

**slave is inactive at this time. However, You are welcome to write a poem about this slave before leaving. Best of luck in your search. 😊**

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Dumbwelshmeat (Owner) – March 14, 2026
You can come over my family’s place anytime. They love guests.

mrjordanriver – March 13, 2026
Humor is not his strong point, but I fucked him till I couldn’t think straight.

 

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prisonerT437471, 21
Currently in prison, this profile managed by someone else. Messages will be relayed via a prison communication app called Getting Out so communication maybe a little slower.

Height: 5-10
Weight: 132
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown/Black
Skin: Tanned

You can look him up on the state DOC website also.
Mike Alejandro

Looking for transition once i am released from prison to go to a Master and serve. i don’t have family, grew up in foster system, so nothing to leave behind.

Apparently illegal is not a limit for me.
(it’s a joke given where i’m at right now)

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KneelBeforeMe – March 23, 2026
I’ll take you. My name is Liam. I am a born again Christian. i got saved when i was 16 and proud of it. I don’t fancy spending eternity in Hell suffering the eternal punishment! i fully expect to be skidding across the ground on my knees to kneel before Jesus at his throne on judgment day and answer for all my sins. I had a near death experience when i was a teen and the Lord showed me Hell. I know it exists and the punishment is more horrific than anyone can imagine. I don’t know why the Lord chose me but he chooses certain people to show Hell to and then send them back to warn others.

i am a divorced father of 4 daughters. i used my knob well! i was married for 15 years and we had what i call a traditional marriage, not this strange modern thing where women think they are in charge and men are doormats. My wife knew her place. However in the end we did split up and i’m not bothered as i was sick of her in the end. Ideally i would like to punish my daughters with the belt but because corporal punishment was (unfortunately) abolished for children in the UK i was unable to do it. I did not want to risk it so i come up with other punishments like being grounded. If i ground one of my daughters its for a long time five months or more!

btw i fucking hate long hair. i keep my hair very short and sometimes i just do a skinhead. any slaves who serve me much have short or shaved hair. when i see guys with long hair i dislike it intensely. when i was a small boy my mother kept my hair long for some fucking reason. As soon as i was old enough to decide for myself without her controlling it i went to the barbers and had it cut short and i’ve never missed it since. To me if my hair is even beginning to touch the top of my ears i consider that long hair. Also i love farting. i fart a lot and they stink a lot! its a man thing i think.

Zoocentral – March 22, 2026
Mike used to say yes to anyone interested in eating his ass as if it was cherry pie, and I assume he still does. I would say more but I want to spare you the excessive horniness.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Adem Berbic, Hey. Thanks for the commiserations. Your friends’ setup sounds cool, but we worked hard to make the film look and sound a certain way, and we want to show it in situations where those things are accounted for. I’m pretty sure I would be here on the 23rd if that works out. ** _Black_Acrylic, Clown acid, eh? I’ll go absorb that when I’m bird free. Ah, good old religion, the great divider. ** Laura, Oh, shit, so sorry, pal. Missed you: yes. How could I not? Mm, my poetry is just me filling in the blank of poetry whereas gif fiction is something I invented and that I think is unique, so that gives it a leg up in my estimation. Very nice ‘x’ paragraph. I’m letting it settle in. All clowns are extravagantly opaque, aren’t they? I don’t know. I’m fine, getting ready for the Iowa trip, etc. Tell your rambunctious brain to fuck the hell off for me. ** DennisCooperSucks, I had forgotten who published ‘Whites’. Well, I meant what I wrote in the blurb. I love Mark Doten’s fiction. If that’s a problem, then go ahead and write me off. On your second comment, I don’t agree. There was never a time in the US when institutional literary culture embraced ‘transgressive’ lit. If Grove Press hadn’t existed when Kathy and I started publishing, neither of us would ever have been published by a larger press. It was the only option, and there was no embrace of our work by the establishment. In fact the opportunities for radical fiction writers to get published is much, much better now than it has been in a long time and probably ever. There’s a wealth of independent presses publishing daring fiction. Just off the top of my head, Amphetamine Sulfate, Apocalypse Party, Semiotext(e), Inside the Castle, Pilot Press, Infinity Land, Calamari, Clash Books, and many others I suggest you investigate the current situation more fully. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Me too, I think, yeah. Oh, thanks for the link. I’ll scroll appropriately. Everyone, Dominik suggests adding the stuff of lollygaglab to your experience of clown representation. It’s here. Oh, yes, I got my visa yesterday out of the blue! Whew! I still have to do a physical exam, but I assume I’m healthy enough. So, yeah, big relief. I hope that spider is terrifying people on your distant outskirts by now. 1. Q: How is love today? A: Good. 2. Q: What is love doing? A: love is doing stuff. 3. Q: How is love’s stuff going? A: Good., G. ** Robert Fripp’s Eyebrow, Hi. Ah, that does make sense. Thanks. ** morabelle, Hi, morabelle! Welcome! Your first clown was Gacy? Yikes, that’s scary. Mine was an at the time very famous clown called Emmett Kelly whose schtick was that he was really mopey and depressed, so that was an easier clown entrance. Anyway, thank you. How are you? What are you doing? ** Thom, Hi. That firework is the perfect clown somehow. Christian Clown Ministry, okay, I feel compelled to look into that. Titters re: your first zine. I hope the related meeting went productively. Um, in ‘TMS’ I’m working with a more dense and extravagant and secretive kind of language, but the essence is still pretty me maybe. It’s my favorite of my novels, so here’s hoping. Tuesday galore! ** Hugo, Every few years it seems like guys do the clown drag = scary presence in a small town thing. It always works. My impression is that clowns are always horny? Like I said to the guy up above, he’s greatly underestimating the publishing situation now and equally romanticising the situation before, I think. All the best back. ** Poecilia, The publishing situation is as good right as it has been. The era of ‘major publishers’ being the only legitimate goal for writers is dead. You just need to really look around and dismantle that outdated hierarchy to see that. I think. ** Antonia, Hi, Antonia! Thank you about the post. And of course about ‘PGL’. That’s amazing. And without subtitles. It sounds like you got it, which is interesting to realise. I mean that the actual, language-based ‘sense’ of it wasn’t entirely necessary. Thank you. That’s so great to know. If you trek all the way to Berlin, please come say hi and etc. Otherwise, yeah, I guess it will stream there or something. Take care! ** Carsten, Hey. Bit of a strange and, yes, maybe clownish day yesterday. Curious. Okay, yes, keep me posted. ** Bernard Welt, Hi, B! You may hear from this guy Taylor Lewandowski who’s doing an oral history book about Michael Silverblatt. I told him you went to school with Michael and etc., and I think he’d like to talk with you. I saw via your social media posts and pix that you were at AWP. Nice. Still have never gone. Still have never been on a panel that they were willing to green light. Still am curious. Recollects needs paperwork and stuff nowadays? That’s sad. I’d hoped with the reelection of a a Socialist mayor, Recollects would just carry on. All my cards and letters from you are at Fales. Fun. XO beyond forever, and, since you’re dream guy, I’m guessing you’d know what beyond forever would be like. ** HaRpEr //, Such a nice mime characterisation. I actually think Marcel Marceau is who put me off mimes permanently. I have a really hard time with aggressively needy sentiment. Hang in there, maestro. The world will catch up. ** Steve, Apparently kids do see or feel fun re: clowns. Hard to imagine. I saw the second ‘Terrifier’ film, and I actually kind of quite dug it. ** ⋆˚꩜｡darbbzz⋆˚꩜｡, Bozo was the big clown when I was a kid, and I found him completely obnoxious and insufferable. But he was kind of inescapable back then. That said, that Bozo doll is pretty cool, I must admit. I guess Bozo’s okay when he’s paralysed. Thank you, pal. ** Okayokay, Greetings. Welcome to this abode. *Feels*, as they say, about your job hunt. That sounds terrifying. Corporate job because of the financial security or because that realm intrigues you or … ? I weirdly don’t really know what that means: a corporate job. I’m such a bohemian or something. I just imagine a desk and you wearing a suit. Anyway, I hope you get something problem solving soon. Good to meet you. Please come back any old time. ** kenley, I can tell in/by your words that you’re feeling at least a little better. I’m going to think carefully before I try dipping into the Jacques Lecoq thing. Thanks for the forewarning. Clown themed hardcore band! I’ll be on it. Everyone, kenley suggests you pop over here and check out a clown themed hardcore band, and that does seem like an awfully good idea, no? ** Right. Month’s end, birth of the slaves, etc. Please use them as your fodder until tomorrow. See you then.

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Steven Quinn Clown Face (2014)
‘In his series Clown Face, the artist creates new, more cheerful characters, for old actors and actresses. Using found images of old Hollywood’s stars, he stencils clown makeup over their faces, with spray paint.’

 

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Yishai Jusidman Clown Spheres (1990)

 

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Clown Core Hell (2018)
‘Clown Core perform their song “Hell” while inside of a large Porta Potty. According to Urban Dictionary, clowncore is a style of music “having fast paced beats and usually containing a combination of D’n’B, trance, hip hop, acid, and circus music.”’

 

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Keith Sonnier Clown Novice (1997)
Nylon sailcloth, metal, blower, Argon, and electric light

 

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Aziz + Cucher By Aporia, Pure and Simple (2011)
‘By Aporia, Pure and Simple is a multi-channel video installation in which Aziz + Cucher appear in an absurdist, clownish performance that alludes to the daunting and seemingly futile task of engaging with existential questions as they piece together video footage from their travels to the Middle East.’.

Watch it here

 

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Allison Schulnik Clowns (2008)

 

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Llefen Carrera Clown (2019)

 

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Piek! Clown (2001)
‘Clown is an installation in which the spectator is one of the main characters. When looking through a peeping hole in a blue wall, one sees a projection of a forest. In that forest a half naked clown is trying to get her trousers out of the trees, in which she almost succeeds. It seems that she isn’t enjoying her ‘act’ but what the reason of the ‘act’ is doesn’t become clear. The clown isn’t the only one in the forrest: the spectator is also appearing in the projection. He /she is watching from behind a tree at the jumping clown.’

 

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Tim Shaw The Birth of Breakdown Clown (2017)
‘Breakdown Clown is an outsider, a bit like a priest or a shaman or a therapist. The program malfunctions, data gets mixed up, and out of the mouth of the clown come wonderful nuggets of truth mixed up with verbal madness. The clown doesn’t look like a clown, and that’s OK—clown imagery is not for me, it’s too decorative. I’d intended a large, perhaps asexual figure, but in its present form, it’s quite masculine, although that might change.’

 

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Wayne Thiebaud Clown Paintings (2000 – 2018)

 

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Liz Craft Mermaid (2008-2015)

 

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Brian Whiteley Clown Masks and Performances (2016)
‘Performance artist Brian Whiteley dresses up as the clown of your worst nightmares in order to explore ideas of fear and phobia. You may not see him at first, as he lurks in a Chicago graveyard on a brilliant, spotless day. It takes you a few moments to spot him as he passes from gravestone to gravestone. The sun is bright, and at first he’s just a coloured speck, distinguishable by his trio of balloons and oversized clown costume. Whiteley is a former clown himself (he attended clown school at the age of 12).’

 

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Lucio Fontana Clown (1949)

 

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Ugo Rondinone let’s start this day again (2017)
‘Life-size clown sculptures pose within a gallery to emphasize their introspection and melancholy. In a world that seems increasingly divided between scary clowns and jovial ones, Rondinone provided a third choice: silently contemplative clowns. His exhibition saw 45 of these unsettlingly life-like sculptures — with closed eyes, red noses and Pierrot-white faces, dressed in a riot of neon, sequins, tulle and teeny, tiny black hats — lost in a surrounding world of color so intensely alive it should make them want to jump and dance… but they didn’t.’

 

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Larry Ogle Bear Problem – SOLVED (2017)

 

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Wham-O Fun Fountain (1980)
‘This “fountain” consisted of a clown head-shaped base that sprayed water at high pressure skyward, and a clown hat that you placed over the stream. The water pressure would lift the clown hat skyward, levitating it just out of reach, and spraying everyone near it with an enjoyable drizzle of chilly hose water. But The Fun Fountain has a dark secret. It wasn’t just a stay cool toy, but was instead a game of Russian roulette.’

 

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James Ormsbee Chapin The Merry Clown (1941)

 

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Marnie Weber Giggle of Clowns (2009)
‘In the fairytale of Marnie Weber’s Giggle of Clowns (2009), a group of twelve surrounds a flower-laden corpse, shocked at the prospect of adventure without their ringleader. This corpse has returned to her higher calling to lead her all-female rock band called The Spirit Girls on their quest for spiritual salvation. The clowns are aghast: the fun is over.’

 

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Kathryn Andrews Run for President (2016)
‘The title of LA-based Kathryn Andrews’s first solo museum show in the US refers to a presidential campaign by—surprise!—Bozo the Clown. Fifteen seductive yet chilling sculptures, made since 2011, many of which amend certified movie props (among other political footballs thrown from the collective unconscious), will be appointed to a wild exhibition narrative for which Bozo’s largely forgotten 1984 bid serves as a backdrop.’

 

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Bruce Nauman Clown Torture (1987)
‘Bruce Nauman, through his Clown Torture, delves into what is known as torture comedy. However, what you will not see clearly is the identity of the person undergoing torture. The work doesn’t show us the exact kind of torture the clown faces. If you are keen enough, though, you will realize that the tortured party is the one watching all of this unfolding – you! The loudness, the mess, and the screaming clown, among other features all torture your senses. Here, Nauman reminds us that art doesn’t always have to be beautiful. It can be quite ugly too!’

 

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Michael Rees Pneumatopia (2018)
‘The sculptures become clownish vessels that not only contain something, but that alter our perception of what’s on the other side. And by adding a layer of imagery when we view the sculpture through the tablet imagery — ants seem to emerge out of a clown’s head — we either become closer to the object because we’ve entered into its distorted psychic space, or further metaphysically removed because we become focused on the small screen in front of us. Either way, Rees destabilizes the here and now within this constantly shifting, trippy environment.’

 

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Czech Technical Institute Blind Juggler (2011)
‘”Blind Juggler” is an impressive machine that has no sensors or cameras. Instead, it relies on mechanical feedback and some fancy math to control the trajectory of the ball and keep it airborne. The Blind Juggler debuted back in 2009, but creators Philipp Reist and Raffaello D’Andrea introduced an interesting wrinkle for version 2.0 by turning the entire thing into a pendulum that passes the ball to itself. Clearly, the next step is face paint and a red, foam nose.’

 

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Georg Baselitz Clown (1981)

 

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Sean Landers Clowns at Sea (2011)
‘Landers embraces his anti-hero fully however, freeing him from the circus and sending him around the world as skipper of a disturbingly un-seaworthy and shape-shifting vessel. He eschews the laws of physics and narrative continuity in this series – the captain’s wheel shrinks to flimsy inadequacy and expands to dwarf the helmsman. Though the artist is an experienced sailor, the details of the boat are purposefully wrong or missing; the jib is not tied to the boom, the gunwale appears to consist of carved wooden bannisters, the wheel sometimes faces the stern. His brave avatar is far from land, in a deliberately inadequate craft. The ocean is rendered more authentically – shifting from green to blue to calm to roiling – indicating that on some level this journey is real. Despite the perceptual ambiguities and challenges present, this voyage is not entirely doomed.’

 

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Ben Clown Bomb (2012)

 

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Epic Fireworks Crazy Clown Fountain (2018)

 

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Life of a Craphead Entertaining Every Second (2018)
‘The title of this exhibition comes from a Nam June Paik quote: “I am a poor [wo]man from a poor country, so I have to be entertaining every second.”’

 

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Paul McCarthy
Pinocchio Pipenose Household Dilemma (1994)

 

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Max Streicher Endgame (Nagg & Nell) (2019)

 

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Jumex Spraypaint (2019)

 

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Luke Stephenson The Clown Egg Register (2017)

 

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Jeffrey Vallance Clown Family Tree (1998)

 

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Angus Fairhurst & Damien Hirst A Couple of Cannibals Eating a Clown (1993)
‘This 22 minute-long video is an exercise in extreme deadpan. Hirst and Fairhurst, sitting in a pub dressed as clowns, competitively tell each other stories in the style of British humorists Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. But instead of jokes or amorous conquests, the two friends reel off morbid accounts of accidents, wallowing in the graphic details, until they burst into laughter.’

 

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Marion Peck Red Clown, Blue Clown (2019)
‘I have long enjoyed painting clowns. Clowns have depth. They are disturbing, like strange spirits, mysterious characters emerging from the depths of the psyche, which is why many people fear them. Clowns convey pure emotion. It can be very cathartic to paint them. The paintings I made for Red Clown, Blue Clown allowed me to express some of the intense, difficult feelings I have living in these crazy times, when everything seems poised to fall apart.’

 

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Wild Bill’s Nostalgia Shop (1992 – 2018)
‘Wild Bill’s Nostalgia Shop opened more than 3 decades ago. Last year, its founder passed away and his family says they can no longer maintain the store. This is the store’s final weekend.’

 

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Jonathan Borofsky Ballerina Clown (1989)
‘When it was first unveiled, the sculpture caused a big stir in the community, not just for its odd aesthetics – it looks like a female ballerina with a large clown mask and gloves standing on a crate – but also because it would kick out one of its legs continuously and “sing.” This 30-foot tall giant would “dance” and belt out the Sid Vicious version of the Frank Sinatra classic “My Way” throughout the evening to the chagrin of its neighbors. Needless to say, the song was the first to be cut out (a few days after its debut) due to complains coming mostly from the condominium residents that reside in the building, followed by the shutting down of the “kicking leg” a bit later. For its 25th anniversary, Ballerina Clown began “kicking it” again according to an arrangement with the current Renaissance housing association and former owner Harlan Lee.’

 

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Erwin Olaf Paradise Club (2001)
‘Never has coulrophobia been realized so perfectly than with this glossy, sinister, saturated clown bondage-fest.’

 

 

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