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Spotlight on … James Schuyler What’s For Dinner? (1978) *

* (restored)

 

‘James Schuyler’s sublimely sad and funny novel, What’s for Dinner? looks back at Cranford and Madame Bovary and forward to present-day dysfunctional households like those of “Desperate Housewives.” It’s wonderful to have it back in print.’ — John Ashbery

‘A quietly scarifying, very funny, and wonderfully compassionate novel.’ — Stephen Spender

What’s for Dinner? is a comedy of manners all about alcoholism, insanity, adultery, drugs, moderate incest, and death. [It is] a great gift to the reader.’ — Alice Notley

 

Helene is restless:
leaving soon. And what then
will I do with myself? Some-
one is watching morning
TV. I’m not reduced to that
yet. I wish one could press
snowflakes in a book like flowers.”
James Schuyler, “The Morning of the Poem”

The novel “What’s For Dinner?” is a unique off-kilter quirky comedy of manners about us poor souls who live in suburbia. The novel was written by a poet, James Schuyler, and it has a captivating rhythm all its own.

For readers like me who are always on the lookout for something different and interesting, this novel is near perfect. Although “What’s for Dinner” can be considered a comedy, it is a comedy with a dark biting underside.

New Yorker James Schuyler was a manic depressive for most of his adult life and spent years in psychoanalysis and group therapy. In “What’s For Dinner?” he puts his group therapy experience to good use since much of the novel takes place during group therapy sessions. A lot of the novel is the dialogue between these group members. Group therapy talk has the potential for being very boring, but here the characters are so colorful and interesting that we care about what each character says. The talk in the group sessions covers such weighty matters as alcoholism, adultery, drugs, insanity, and death in an offhand conversational manner. Dialogue is surely one of Schuyler’s strong suits.

“Mrs. Judson,” Lottie said, “I wish you would tell me one thing that I’ve done to offend you. Or anyone else here, for that matter.”

“How could you offend me?” Mrs. Judson said. “I’m above that.”

“Yet you behave toward me as though I had. I’m not trying to provoke you – I think you will feel better if you get some of what’s bothering you off your chest.”

“I’ll thank you to leave my chest out of it.”

“Very well,” Lottie said. “I’ve tried.”

These are just ordinary people who might have stepped out of a TV sitcom. Being ordinary does not mean these same people can’t also be stubborn and capricious. Some make tremendous progress in the group, and some don’t. Also the family members of those in the group have their own things going on and their own sets of problems just like in real life. The entire story is told with a certain elan, a kind spirit, that keeps the reader smiling the entire way.

This novel has caused me to be interested in James Schuyler. I want to read more of his poetry and also his other novel which has been republished by NYRB, “Alfred and Guinevere”.

Once again New York Book Review (NYRB) has republished a book that puts the adjective ‘novel’ into the noun ‘novel’. I looked up the adjective ‘novel’ and found the following meaning: ‘different from anything seen or known before”. “What’s For Dinner?” certainly fits that definition.

“Your poems,”
a clunkhead said, “have grown
more open.” I don’t want to be open,
merely to say, to see and say, things
as they are.
James Schuyler, “Dec 28, 1974”

 

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Further

James Schuyler @ Wikipedia
James Schuyler @ PennSound
James Schuyler Papers
Slowly/Swiftly
Like a Lily Daché Hat
You Could Call It Singing
Waiting for the mailboat
James Schuyler’s somatic urbanism
Queering geographic information
‘Building a nest out of torn up letters’
Days and nights with James Schuyler
The Year of Living Deeply: Some James Schuyler resources
“Bluets”: James Schuyler, Carl Phillips, Joan Mitchell, Maggie Nelson, and Lydia Davis
Eileen Myles Reads James Schuyler (and Chats with Paul Muldoon)
Me, Me, Me
Helen Frankenthaler and James Schuyler: A Correspondence
Wayne Koestenbaum on James Schuyler
The Making of John Ashbery and James Schuyler’s A Nest of Ninnies
On editing James Schuyler
Buy ‘What’s For Dinner?’

 

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Extras


Reading at the Dia Art Foundation, New York, on November 15, 1988, introduced by John Ashbery
Watch it here


75 at 75: James Schuyler Reads “Salute” and other poems


James Schuyler 5 Poems

 

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Interview
by Raymond Foye


Foye and Schuyler, The Chelsea Hotel, c. 1989. Photo by Jeannette Montgomery-Barron

Q: I want to ask about your daily routine. What time do you get up in the morning?
A: Very, very early. Well before sunrise. It varies.

Q: And what do you do then?
A: Drink coffee and put on the weather channel. I’ve discovered some charming programs on cable TV: My Three Sons, Bewitched. One gets a little tired of them after a while. I’m sort of giving up on them now. And I go out and get the New York Times.

Q: We’re now up to about six-thirty.
A: Well, now that I no longer live alone, at that point I sometimes go back to sleep. My friend Artie likes to stay up very late, playing cards or shooting pool with his friends, so he sleeps in. But I also like to write very early in the day. It’s so quiet, the phone never rings. You don’t have any sounds at all.

Q: Do you write by longhand or use a typewriter?
A: Here I use a typewriter. I do write in longhand if I go out to the country. When I went to the friary at Little Portion recently, I kept a notebook.

Q: Do you write with a pencil or a pen?
A: I use a pen. I don’t know why but I’m quite averse to writing with a pencil. I can never get one that’s dark enough.

Q: What have you written most recently?
A: I wrote a three-page poem recently.

Q: Was it a skinny poem?
A: Not especially. It has some hips and bosoms here and there.

Q: I keep noticing in the small press and little magazines that come across my desk that there seems to be a whole school of young poets writing skinny poems ‡ la James Schuyler.
A: Oh, Raymond, I don’t see what’s so wrong with that.

Q: I always get the impression that it takes you about as much time to write the poems as it does to type them out. Almost as if they’re spoken into the typewriter, with not a great deal of laboring.
A: That’s both true and not true. I do an awful lot of fussing. That doesn’t mean rewriting. Well, it may mean rewriting just little bits. Or getting strung out where a line turns. I can’t keep at it indefinitely because after a point it all goes dead, so I just turn the page facedown. I used to leave it like that for a long time. Now I don’t. I come back to it in a matter of days.

Q: If you change something in one area does it mean you have to adjust it in another, or are they local revisions.
A: It’s usually more local. But I don’t do any “editing” as such. I used to show poems to Kenneth Koch and he would invariably say, “Jimmy, I like it very much, but have you thought about leaving off the last line?” It got to where this was the one thing he always said. So frequently I would chop off the last few lines to a poem and end it that way.

Q: Are you currently keeping a diary?
A: I just started again. I hadn’t in quite a while.

Q: What prompted you to do this?
A: The Yale Review is publishing excerpts from my 1988 diary. You know what my diaries are like—they’re mostly about looking out the window. A few descriptions of having dinner with you at Ninth Street.

Q: I just can’t seem to keep a diary with any consistency.
A: The important thing is not to become discouraged if you miss a few days, or a week, or even a few months. It’s only when you begin missing entire years that you should become concerned.

Q: So your mornings are reserved for writing?
A: I have written and do write in the afternoon, though.

Q: And at night, too?
A: Hardly ever

Q: Do you ever force yourself to sit down and write for the sake of writing—to see what comes out—or do you know exactly what you’re going to do when you sit down to write?
A: I don’t think I ever know exactly what I’m going to do about anything. If I have any idea about what I’m going to write it’s probably just the beginning of a line, or a word.

Q: At what point did you first think about becoming a writer?
A: As an adolescent the thing I most seriously wanted to be was an architect, although I had no particular gift in that direction. I was a fan of Frank Lloyd Wright. But reading is what I did most of, poetry and prose. In the back of our house was a gully, a slightly wild area, where I had a tent for the summer. And I was reading a book called Unforgotten Years, by Logan Pearcal Smith. He told how Whitman used to come to their house in Philadelphia from Camden, and what it was like—how Whitman used to sit in the outhouse singing “Old Jim Crow.” But then he says the idea suddenly entered his mind that maybe someday he too could be a writer. And I looked up from the book to the landscape outside and it all sort of shimmered.

Q: So has being a writer always kept that aura of fantasy or idealism about it for you?
A: What aura of fantasy? It all seems very real to me.

Q: I mean that it’s magical—you’re creating something that did not exist before.
A: Oh yes, very much so.

Q: So it’s been a satisfying decision for you.
A [soberly]: It’s been very difficult much of the time.

Q: If you hadn’t become a writer what might you have done?
A: I have no idea. I might have been some kind of noncreative writer, in advertising maybe.

Q: Would you have come to New York anyway
A: Oh yes. Where would you go? When I was in high school I used to buy the New Yorker. I would read the stories and essays, but even more avidly I would read the listings of all the nightclubs, El Morocco and the like.

Q: When did you first meet someone your own age who you considered a fellow writer?
A: My friend Bill Aalto, and through him I met Chester Kallman, who was my real close buddy. For Bill writing was very much tied up in politics. He was a Communist, and we had terrible fights about it. To me Stalin had become a terrible monster. I used to pick up the Daily Worker and turn to the literary column, which was written by a man named Dixie Putnam. And he would say things like, “With all her bourgeois values it’s natural that Virginia Woolf would go crazy and drown herself.” Argh! And of course through Chester I met W. H. Auden, who was a very intimidating person.

Q: Was he stern?
A: No, not at all. He was a sweetie. But it was impossible not to be in awe of someone so famous for his writing.

Q: What was he working on when you first met him?
A: He was writing “The Sea and the Mirror.” Also the Age of Anxiety, which he wanted to dedicate to me and to Bill, but he didn’t, because Chester had a furious fight with him, saying Auden was always trying to take things away from him and steal his friends. Later I realized I was just as glad that the Age of Anxiety wasn’t dedicated to me. I had enough problems by then.

Q: What sort of writer was Chester Kallman?
A: I’m afraid as a writer Chester was very constipated. He was most productive when he was collaborating with Auden on those libretti. Wystan was not taking any hocus-pocus about people not getting down to work. He got up every morning around eight, popped his amphetamine, and got right to it. Wystan was also very strict with Chester about his drinking. Wystan believed you had two martinis before dinner and then just wine after that. But I was close with Chester for only a very few years. One of his great interests was cooking. That was what he most cared about.

Q: He was an excellent cook?
A: Well, opinions varied on that. I would say sometimes. He was a somewhat terrifying cook because he was never very clean. You would look into the icebox and things would be growing. I remember once we were living together in Ischia where there wasn’t very much water to wash your hands. He was making old-fashioned southern biscuits, and they turned out charcoal gray.

Q: So Chester was an important, early figure for you?
A: Yes.

Q: At what point did you begin to feel there was a scene in New York among writers—the New York School.
A: It wasn’t until I met John Ashbery and Frank O’Hara that I had a kind of kinship in a writing way, which I never really had with Chester, who was more interested in art, or listening to and attending the opera. Then I met John and Frank, who were at Harvard, along with Kenneth Koch and Kenward Elmslie. And that was marvelous.

Q: Do you ever wonder what kind of a poet Frank O’Hara would have been had he lived, because I always wonder about that.
A: Oh, I don’t know. What I wondered about was what would happen with Frank’s drinking. His alcoholism was so far advanced, the last few times I saw him I couldn’t believe it. He was red-eyed and looked awful. Frank used to be very handsome. And his health was deteriorating, which also had to do with his having been shot.

Q: Frank O’Hara was shot?
A: Yes, he was shot in the hip on West Forty-ninth Street in a mugging by some young kids. The bullet couldn’t be taken out, and it moved around in him. It was a situation of great concern.

Q: Some people consider his accidental death a result of his drinking.
A: I don’t know, I wasn’t there. It was a terrific shock for many, many people. I didn’t see much of Frank from the time I began living in Southampton. Our paths rarely crossed, except at parties. Frank had this terrific social life—he went to hundreds of parties.

Q: Do find yourself thinking about Frank, or the past, very much, or do you seldom give it a thought?
A: I give it a thought but not a great deal. Whenever people are writing about Frank they interview me, and I’m aware that I remember much less than I did a few years ago. Ten or more years ago I made some tapes for Peter Schjeldahl and I know I had much more information then than I could dig up now.

Q: You never had the desire to write a memoir of that period?
A: I don’t think so. I’ve thought of it but . . . A certain kind of diary would have been more interesting, but it would never have been the sort of diary that I would have kept.

Q: How did the writing for Artnews come about?
A: Fairfield Porter was writing for Artnews. Elaine de Kooning and Robert Guest were working there for a while. At one point Fairfield knew they needed a new reviewer, and they suggested Frank. But Frank was working at the MoMA and there was a conflict of interest, so I applied for the job. I worked under Tom Hess, a wonderful man. He was brisk and snappy.

Q: Did they assign the exhibitions you were to review?
A: No, I got to select the shows I reviewed. On occasion I did write some bad reviews, and I regretted it afterwards. At a cocktail party John Button once referred to “Schuyler’s scorn.” The artists weren’t worth being so scornful about. I could have just dealt with it very briefly and not made as if they were doing something terrible by not being better painters than they were.

Q: How do you feel about the art world then as compared to now?
A: I knew the art world then very well, and I don’t know it at all now, except for a few people, so I can’t compare it.

Q: In those days who would you bounce ideas off of about art? Fairfield?
A: I think Frank, mostly. Fairfield too, and sometimes John. But Frank and I lived together for a number of years. Frank was always talking and one got caught up in it. If you didn’t believe that Helen Frankenthaler—or whoever it was he was touting that month—was the greatest thing since Titian, you were in for quite the verbal barrage.

Q: How did you feel about the Beats when they came along?
A: I didn’t think anything much.

Q: Did you read “Howl” at the time?
A: I wanted to, but I was having a nervous breakdown and Frank wouldn’t let me.

Q: Did you read On the Road?
A: Yes, I reviewed it at the time.

Q: What did you say?
A: I said it was like a boy’s book.

Q: Would you say John Ashbery is the writer whom you’ve felt closest to through the years?
A: Yes, much.

Q: Has John always been pretty much the same person he is now?
A: Oh, I think he’s ripened a bit . . .

Q: Was he always so charismatic? People are so deferring to John, even his closest friends.
A: No, I don’t think he had any charisma at all when I first knew him. He would usually eat dinner then head for the nearest sofa and fall asleep with his back to the room. Not a very charismatic way to behave. He was charismatic for the few of us who knew who John was, from the beginning—he was for me, actually, yes. Frank O’Hara had much more charisma. He had so much social flourish he could talk to anyone.

Q: How did your collaboration with John Ashbery on the novel A Nest of Ninnies come about?
A: We started that in the backseat of a car, driving in from Southampton one afternoon. We didn’t care for the people we were riding with. We didn’t want to be rude, so we wrote a novel.

Q: You began by swapping sentences?
A: Yes, then paragraphs, and finally chapters, I think.

Q: What year was that?
A: 1961, I think. John had come out to visit for a weekend. We were walking along the beach at sunset, heading for a cocktail party. The sun was casting those extraordinary technicolor effects on the sea and sky. John turned to me and said, “I always feel so embarrassed by these gaudy displays of nature.” I didn’t feel embarrassed at all.

Q: I notice you subscribe to Country Life. What do you look at in the magazine?
A: Every house ad. Pretty much everything except the advertising in small type in the back. I don’t read the text of all the articles. I love the columns by Frank Davis on the art auctions. That old devil fascinates me. He’s a hundred years old. He’s always putting in remarks about what a disagreeable painter Picasso is. And I read the gardening articles. I like Christopher Lloyd quite a lot. If you read him over a period of years he gets a bit repetitious. I get a little tired of hearing about how to root cuttings every year.

Q: Do you ever wish you still had a garden?
A: I’d love to, yes, to be outside of the city. Because I’ve written about plants and flowers so much people get the impression I was a gardener, but I wasn’t. I was a gardening slave when I was a kid, being forced to weed or hoe or mow. So I’m very ambivalent about the actual physical work of gardening. The hell, I’d rather read about it.

Q: What other magazines do you look at regularly?
A: The one I read most seriously is the Times Literary Supplement. I’m sent a subscription to the New Yorker every year but there’s not much in it I actually read. The movie reviews by Pauline Kael, and Whitney Baillant, their jazz critic, I like very much. Otherwise I don’t read much else in it.

Q: It’s so boring. I always find myself in the middle of some three-part article about yams.
A: Yes. Would they were on yams.

Q: Is reading your main activity in the afternoon?
A: Well, up till Hawaii Five-0 comes on at four.

Q: You were watching Santa Barbara for a while.
A: Oh, not for very long. Only a few months.

Q: You’re not currently watching any soap operas?
A: I don’t watch any, no. They can really make you go cross-eyed before a very short while.

Q: Do you eat out every night?
A: Not by any means. Every other night, maybe.

Q: What time do you usually go to bed at night?
A: It depends whether I go out or not. Nine-thirty if I’m staying home.

Q: Recently, when you were assembling your Selected Poems, did you see any progression in your work, thematically or otherwise, that you hadn’t seen before?
A: I really wasn’t looking at it in that way. It was an odd experience because I had never reread my own poems. I never gave poetry readings until maybe a year or two ago, so once the book was out I never went back and looked at them.

Q: Why?
A: Oh, I had a number of reasons—not wanting to be influenced by what I wrote. But one thing I learned to my horror is that there are certain words that I thought I’d used once, but I’ve used a number of times. And I thought I’d very much overdone the business of having a line end with the article “the.” That seemed kind of silly to me.

Q: Do you ever have an experience with a poem where you are left standing completely outside of it, having no connection or relation to it?
A: I think I know what you mean, and if the answer is yes, then it’s been rarely. I don’t think I ever completely lost touch with anything I wrote. But when Simon Pettet was collecting my art reviews and art writings I was very surprised at some of the things he would read to me from them that were totally unfamiliar, as if by someone else. I had no recollection of writing them at all.

 

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Book

James Schuyler What’s for Dinner?
NYRB Press

‘James Schuyler’s utterly original What’s for Dinner? features a cast of characters who appear to have escaped from a Norman Rockwell painting to run amok. In tones that are variously droll, deadpan, and lyrical, Schuyler tells a story that revolves around three small-town American households. The Delehanteys are an old-fashioned Catholic family whose twin teenage boys are getting completely out of hand, no matter that their father is hardly one to spare the rod. Childless Norris and Lottie Taylor have been happily married for years, even as Lottie has been slowly drinking herself to death. Mag, a recent widow, is on the prowl for love. Retreating to an institution to dry out, Lottie finds herself caught up in a curious comedy of group therapy manners. At the same time, however, she begins an ascent from the depths of despair—illuminated with the odd grace and humor that readers of Schuyler’s masterful poetry know so well—to a new understanding, that will turn her into an improbable redeemer within an unlikely world.

What’s for Dinner? is among the most delightful and unusual works of American literature. Charming and dark, off-kilter but pedestrian, mercurial yet matter-of-fact, Schuyler’s novel is an alluring invention that captures both the fragility and the tenacity of ordinary life.’ — NYRB

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SplitTongue, 19
Stockholm

Not really sure how to write one of these without sounding like a complete weapon, so I’ll just keep it real.

The sort of person who can walk into a room full of strangers and leave with a shitload of cash by the end of the night.

I don’t do fake personalities, rehearsed lines, or awkward silences. I turn up on time and give the bod.

Guestbook of SplitTongue

DeepTalker – July 8, 2026
I found his hourly rate quite low, too low. That’s why I offered him €450 right away. Per hour, of course, and therefore €890 for two hours. And I left a big tip at the end, too.

Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Alcohol, weed
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Feistycupcake, 22
Zurich

You’ve seen me in a lot of porns. You’ve seen the effect my ass has on tops of every age and size and temperament. I’ve spent my entire life on my hands and knees with a big dick in my ass. It definitely fucked with my self esteem and had other psychological effects but I have no regrets and it’s brought in an incredible income.

Guestbook of Feistycupcake

RuffManCanada – July 13, 2026
Like his videos but POV and with Smellovision.

Iseeyoumylove – July 11, 2026
We chatted when he arrived today and I told him what I wanted to do to his hole with my 23cm of meat then I fucked him for 4h non stop.

GUSSXL – July 9, 2026
Too learned.

Feistycupcake (Owner) – July 6, 2026
I just worked out that in the 5 years I’ve been doing porn and recently escorting, and assuming 4ml per load and the fact that I get bred most days, say 300 days in a year, I’d guess I’ve had over 12 pints of sperm shot in my asshole.

winditup – July 6, 2026
Hi. Big fan. If it’s not too rude a question, could you guesstimate how many loads of cum have been deposited in your ass? Thanks!

Kristoffer_Storm – July 1, 2026
I have REALLY NEVER experienced so many earth shattering orgasms! My manly energy filled every cell in his ass until I lost track of what was up, down, before, after.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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doomscrollme, 22
Madrid

A body made for sin👅
Have a thing for racists✊
Only for those who want to *** with me 😈

Guestbook of doomscrollmepls

SmoothOperatorBi – July 11, 2026
Willing to lie to your friends about how you met.

Spritz_Guy – July 18, 2026
With the kindly assistance of Rophypnol and GHB. For more details write to me on WhatsApp.

doomscrollmepls (Owner) – July 6, 2026
I answer within a second of you sending

cumshootr – July 5, 2026
He is very serious and extremly good for quick short dates, especially likes to beat up gays. I recommend for those who like this.

Bozlove – July 3, 2026
Best brain fucker 🥵 he drained some thousand euros from me over time.. but what i also liked was the hug at the end, even it was for a few seconds, it means a lot to me 🫶🏽

Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 1000€
Overnight Rate 8000€

 

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Google-Me, 19
Leuden

My best friend (the blonde guy) is broke and I’m looking for some faces for him to sit on. I can vouch 🤪

Guestbook of Google-Me

Rocknrolla – July 11, 2026
He stood there rattled and trying to play it cool as I ate, chewed, sucked, tongue fucked his hole all the while his Arab friend sat nearby crying & laughing with joy and excitement.

Noisette – July 9, 2026
Seemed very disconcerted by what a face can do when it’s wedged in an asscrack, but he adjusted.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Languages Dutch, English, German
Position Top only
Dick No answer
Dirty No
Fisting NO
S&M Soft
Kissing No
PNP Depends
Hourly Rate 95€
Overnight Rate 650€

 

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merci_merci, 19
Paris

Submissive 19 for moneyed perverts to use and watch porn. I started very early at 13, very hot lifelong, discreet, shedding taboos since my youth, which means nothing too perverse for a little slut like me, I started slutting very young.

Guestbook of merci_merci

DesTroy – July 8, 2026
This boy is not my type.

merci_merci (Owner) – July 8, 2026
I can’t speak french – I’m here on vacation.

THEBIGZAYED – July 7, 2026
Three friends and I fucked and fisted him over three days. Was slammed up hard with T every few hours. Given bootie bumps of T and K without him knowing they were coming. Did him in a sling, strapped to a bench, dragged around, on a bed, standing and many floor fucks. Quick stops occasionally for Evian hydration and to stick a little food in his mouth. He’s only what he is, but it was an amazing weekend.

merci_merci (Owner) – July 1, 2026
Being someone’s toilet doesn’t scary me, but I have never tried it and I may be just stupid.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English, Romanian
Position Bottom only
Dick XS – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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TgAndDrqs, 21
Zurich

lmk if u can provide

Guestbook of TgAndDrqs

——f – July 10, 2026
He is unreliable and hangs out with a pedophile old man from Sibiu, and his circle is full of old gay people. Plus, he is impotent from drug use and makes men watch porn movies with women while they screw him. Guaranteed and with evidence. He has nothing to do with being heterosexual or an “escort.” He offers companionship and will get fucked by old men for drugs. He’s gay. That’s all.

Ke_nny – July 6, 2026
needdds T royalll

TgAndDrqs (Owner) – July 6, 2026
hiiii to hello every1 ure so pretty nd gorgeous

lookinformylove – July 5, 2026
Very hyper, needs T.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages English, German, Italian
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Ask
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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Orangejuice, 18
Lincoln

My name is Cameron but sometimes go by nickname Cammy. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. Young and hetero, I need help passing bad moment. No exp with man. Just here for the 300 I need. I need someone to talk about life. I have no one else to talk to about it. I need support. I can listen about your problems too. But I really need someone. If you want more than that I go and feel humiliated.

Guestbook of Orangejuice

Unicornlover99 – July 10, 2026
Special Event – an intensive week (24/7) with your “Daddy” on the island of Crete (Greece) – you are invited!
When? Only >>> September 14th – 21st, 2026 – You’re invited.
You are of legal age (or have convincing fake ID).
You are slim like in your photo and have problematic mental health!
You get a safe word but can only use it once (choose wisely).
If you are truly excellent, you’ll receive a reward upon departure.

Rggred – July 7, 2026
Cumming does not make you less attached to him, maybe even the opposite.

vincent_wants_a_twink – July 6, 2026
He offers very sloppy, wet and passionate open mouth kissing with lots of drool to drink and uncomfortable eye contact.

Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Ask
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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cum-hole, 19
Berlin

Who else loves it being a heroin junkie? ❤️ I know its fucked up but i love every second of it 😈 My IQ in single figures, totally trusting … Nothing else matters than being super high 🥰 its my life

Guestbook of cum-hole

QuietChaos – July 12, 2026
Same bullshit all the time. I send you money if you kill yourself. Or whatever you for you don’t exist anymore.

onlywantfems – July 11, 2026
Gotta admit I felt at home with you.

notforyouuu – July 8, 2026
The photos he posts date from when he was still flirting with heroin. His current condition takes some getting used to. Junkie ass is a mixed bag, very low wattage but a real dick ditch. Using it made me very emotional, but my brother died of a heroin overdose, so I probably brought that to the table.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Languages German, Latvian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Adem Berbic, Okay, cool. I think ‘Variety’ is a good entrance into her films, yes. My nephew was just here to chill, it turns out, after a catering gig in Ibiza. A couple of weeks ago his company catered a dinner for the Obamas, so that’s an indication of the level he’s at. We had coffee at the swank hotel where he was staying, and sitting at the table next to us was Zidane, so that was exciting. Bruce is or can be robust. He’s a total delight. I wouldn’t say our new film is lower-key, it’s more simply laid out and should be less expensive to make. In English, yes, if absolutely possible. I missed the marching soldiers, but I certainly heard the big jet flyover. I’m near the aerial path, and it was … I was going to say a harsh noise wall, but it was more power electronics. ** Laura, Thanks for braving everything to step in here. Thanks for the initial ‘RT’ thoughts. Least hopeful? Hm, not sure about that. Four words … wait, about what? Sorry, it’s hot here. The ‘RT’ murder is 100% not queer-phobic. None of the characters have any problem whatsoever with the identities of the other characters. That’s an important aspect of the film. Gosh, keep feeling better and better! ** Carsten, Thanks! That’s the idea. I haven’t been outside yet, but I’m sure there will be a dour mood in the streets today. No rioting though as far as I can tell. Congrats to your dudes, I guess. Personally I’m much more interested in the current pop hits than I am in the Stones reiterating their patented ‘Stones’ thing 50+ years after they had their last daring new idea. I think current popular pop is as interesting as contemporaneous pop hits ever were. I just think I’ve lived through so many generations of new success-seeking pop stylists that I don’t have the belief and love one would need to really parse the songs and identify what’s precisely fresh and exciting about them. But I see that as my problem. But it’s all and only about gravitating to what feeds your own interests and passion, obviously. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey. That Bret series is directed by the pretty awful Ryan Murphy, so I would try not to get your hopes too high. But, hey, you really never know. France ate it. Oh well. I watched for a while until it was obvious they were going to lose and switched it off. So should I say, ‘Go England?’ ** Steve, It’s so depressing how so many filmmakers who happen to be female of recent decades have ended up with oeuvres that are sporadic and monetarily compromised. It’s really angering. Mohamed Borouissa … no, I don’t think so. It sounds exciting, so I’ll check in with his work, thank you. My nephew is pretty discrete about his client base, even with me. He did let slip that he did a dinner not so long ago where Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner were in attendance. Our heatwave is supposed to start dying on Friday, ‘pray’ to god. ** julian, Hi. Ah, yeah, I think it was 94 here yesterday, but it felt hotter. Commiserating. I wish I’d said no to the ‘Frisk’ film. But that disaster is why there haven’t been films of my other books. I’ve pretty much said no to every offer ever since. There was almost a film of ‘God Jr.’ that could have been really good, as it was going to be made by the really good animators Laika, but it fizzled out. We don’t have Tubi over here, but I’m going to see if I can hunt ‘Whispering Moon’ today. Thank you again. ** horatio, Hi. I’m also kind of famous for my inability to form a poker face. But I just try to hide things in my face and demeanor well enough that what’s going on is at least open to interpretation. Cool, thanks, I’ll go check Instagram. That’s funny, I have this biweekly Zoom club thing where some friends and I read a text and watch a film, and the assigned film this time is ‘Death in Venice’, which I’ve watched more than once. It’s certainly not the book, but I remembering liking how over the top it was? Spendidness in day guise to you! ** HaRpEr //, I don’t know Les Rallizes Dénudés, no. I’ll add them to my experience, thank you. I’m with you on being rather unable to write without being somewhat careful, but writing with semi-abandon can work, it seems. ** laura w, I think olive oil whatever is still a thing here. It’s like the new matcha. Well, not as pervasive. The French are very protectionist about their businesses, which I ultimately really appreciate. They have limits on Amazon to protect bookstores, and on streaming to protect movie theaters. It took forever for them to let Starbucks enter, and now they’re really sorry they did because Starbucks is everywhere. But that hasn’t hurt the cafes, at least, which was the worry. A convert to the little wonders of ‘Johnny Appleseed’, yay. I told my friends that I want that song played at my funeral, but I don’t think they remember. You’re off to the island! Have so much fun, and catch me up on the goings on once time and internet reconnect. Are we mutual followers on Instagram? If not I’ll try to find you and rectify that. Happy wedding proximity! ** kenley, Totally, I am just worn out by this heat. It’s been fucking weeks of it. I feel like something that could be served on a plate. Me, I’ll take cold over this any old day. Awesome that you’re so at home there. Are you planning to make music? I wonder if the stroopwafel makers needed an iron. I guess so, right? Mm, no real shenanigans in Amsterdam. It was pretty sort of low key, strangely. Have a really big one of whatever sort today! ** Bill, I was asleep when France lost. I was not awoken by screaming and gun shots or anything. From what I can vibe this morning, I think everyone’s just droopy and beleaguered. Thank you!!!! Everyone, Bill organised and performed at an event in San Francisco called New Queer Sound/Media. And now there’s evidence of the event available internationally. Join me in luxuriating there with numerous senses. Here. Awesome thank you, Bill! ** Uday, I did detect some possible quibbles with Whitman in your mention, yes. In the art world, the Mudd Club is pretty regularly mentioned and mythologised, but maybe not so much outside that context. But then that was the Mudd Club’s main population. Hugely less people went to the Mudd Club than to Studio 54, which was pretty mainstream. Max’s Kansas City is fairly mythologized, but it was less cool and specific and groundbreaking and physically comfortable than CBGB’s, so I think that’s why? ** Okay. The 15th -> escorts. See you tomorrow.

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