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The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“Maybe he’s not a girl but he made this old man very happy.”

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MEyoung4man, 21
London

Considered myself straight until fairly recently, but for some reason praise from older men makes me incredibly happy. Willing to earn it.

Guestbook of MEyoung4man

big_fan – Oct 13, 2026
First things first… I’m just 18 and still relatively new and quite introverted, even though I’m active and a top. Sorry if I came across as a bit awkward and greedy at the same time. That said… Your lips, tongue and saliva should be on the menu of a fancy restaurant!

Kissingafool – Oct 10, 2026
He may be straight but I wanted him to eat out my boyfriend, and he had no qualms.

Mistermean89 – Oct 8, 2026
If there’s a next life, please lord, make this twink’s cum taste better.
– Signed, Kai Harth. (Pornstar, winner of the Golden Venus Award 2000, cat.: world’s best gay actor / Man-Strip-Performance Artist / Highclass-Escort, a. D.)

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages English, Italian
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 200£
Overnight Rate 800£

 

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TheWho, 21
Nimes

Hey guys, I’m Bunny, a trans boy who had surgery 9 months ago! No more vagina, but I’ve got a nice little cock 🔥 and the back door is wide open for anyone who wants it.

Guestbook of TheWho

MarlonJones – Oct 10, 2026
Maybe he’s not a girl but he made this old man very happy.

Tiriver – Oct 9, 2026
How very interesting that being trans is so trendy that you have biological boys throwing on baggy jeans in hopes of cashing in.

Wherearethebotsat – Oct 6, 2026
Fucking a boy without a prostate is something I highly recommend to tops with a bit of the devil inside them.

WillTo – Oct 5, 2026
Unshaved armpits should be illegal.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 450€

 

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Johnnnyforyou, 24
Diest

i am told i am a handsome guy, and both men and girls find me attractive.

i have never had any experience with a man, so my ass is a virgin and will be very tight for you and it will pleasure you immensely.

also my ass hole is a lovely pink colour and always fully shaved. also my private parts and body are shaved too, and i have silky white skin.

if my customer is male he would be a top and i will be bottom, always, but very very discreetly.

Guestbook of Johnnnyforyou

Samosad – Oct 11, 2026
Need young friend

sharemywife777 – Oct 8, 2026
Before my very eyes, this commanding twink claimed my wife with ferocious, animalistic lust seizing her, splitting her open, and fucking her raw with a thick, unrelenting cock until she sobbed and shuddered in helpless surrender. I remained transfixed, pulse hammering, my own arousal laced with exquisite jealousy as I watched my cherished bride reduced to a dripping, quivering wreck impaled, stretched, and thoroughly used like the most depraved whore. When at last he had pumped her swollen cunt full to overflowing with hot, copious seed, I fell to my knees to lick every viscous strand from my wife’s ruined, gaping slit tongue delving deep, swallowing the mingled flood of their debauchery in abject, humiliation while the taste of his triumph coated my throat.

Johnnnyforyou (Owner) – Oct 5, 2026
😚👍

pp_rr – Oct 5, 2026
He s like the pictures but he is very arrogant

Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Languages French, English
Position Depends
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Ask
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 165€
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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IamMiguelForHire, 18
Guadalajara

A quiet hour — everything discreet.

Guestbook of IamMiguelForHire

urnewguy – Oct 7, 2026
I like your family.

XXLvisiting – Oct 7, 2026
Affable.

BlondWBrain – Oct 5, 2026
He agreed to fulfil my “sex with a dead boy” fantasy. He was a newbie to the idea, and I could easily tell he was fearful and anxious. His anxiety made me feel nervous which ruined kind of the necro atmosphere, but I popped him like a child’s toy and then fucked him for 58 consecutive minutes.

IamMiguelForHire (Owner) – Oct 3, 2026
I have high hopes for myself and the people who fuck me.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Probably
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 750$

 

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i-am-not-hetro, 22
Detroit

New to site. I’m bi and like girls. While back when I was broke and had no place to stay older man paid me to stay with him on his farm in northern Michigan. Sex was okay at first then he started calling me names ordering me around smacked me alot and one day he raped me and told me I was going to be his bitch. I was scared and did what he said was made to do the most perverted things. He took pictures of me sucking dick and sent them to people I know on my phone saying I was a fagot whore now. It messed up my brane. Family says I’m dead to them I got out after about a year but not the same. Got no friends have nightmeres and take weed to feel calm. Saw a counselor but didn’t help. Problem is I miss the money and the control. I know its sick. The farm guy keeps contacting me and wanting to be my manager and whore me out. He tells me I can never go back to my old life as a real man. He already had a few guys knock on my door and bust in fuck me rough. It’s sick but I enjoyed it and hated it same time. Farm guy made me sign up for this site and wants me to post looking for men to pay to fuck me. He says that now that he’s turned me out and made me a piece of rentable property there ain’t no going back. Part of me is addicted whoring now to be treated like a sex object. That’s why I’m here.

Guestbook of i-am-not-hetro

sam28_9inch – Oct 1, 2026
You’re all lying. The kid in the foto is named Pedro. He’s a prostitute in Saltillo, México. He sucked a friend and me off two nights ago for 250 pesos.

Lorenzo_lamas – Oct 1, 2026
Fake photo. How do I know? This guy in the photo and I were bfs and we used to slam together from time to time. Unfortunately, he was never able to stop while it was still fun and always continued until he became paranoid and psychotic. He would talk for hours straight with almost no pause in his speech. He couldn’t go throughout a room or car without having to obsessively press every button, turn every dial, flip every switch, and not be able to stop. He went through my box of birthday and Christmas cards from my mother claiming that I put cameras in there to spy on him. He started to take apart my washing machine, and I had to call the cops to get him removed. Finally one night after slamming and spending three days in an altered state he killed himself in our bed right next to me while I was sleeping. I don’t know why it affected him the way it did or why he couldn’t stop but I miss him so terribly much.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Languages English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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yourstruly, 23
Brussels

Twink power bottom porn superstar ready to give the public a chance

Guestbook of yourstruly

Al_pacino_latino – Oct 10, 2026
I’d lick every cm until he dissolves and turns into liquid on my tongue… I’d have no limits, I’d swallow everything inside him… Man, that would be so tasty ))) I don’t care if he’s the size of a lawn ornament; I want to lick his butt, suck his butthole until it turns inside out—wow, and lick it like an Ed von Schleck, super tasty—plus armpits, feet, eardrums, eyeballs, etc…

bottomscometome – Oct 4, 2026
Told some friends this porn boy was escorting. Turned out six of them were smitten with his videos like me. We all chipped in and set up a fuck party at my place. Laid him on the bed and put a pillow under his head. Then he offered his ass up to all 7 of us. We spent hours eating his ass, pounding it, loading it up, felching gobs of cum out of his ass. One guy pissed in his ass and drank from his hole, and I did as well. One guy had him squeeze out a turd and swallowed it. That kind of ended things. Still it was no small accomplishment to bring an ass that I’d been jacking off to for months down from Mount Olympus, to get its grunge and stink out in the open where they belonged, and make it just another ass I’ve gotten under my belt.

IntellectualXL – Oct 2, 2026
We all ‘judge’ and sometimes we conclude without any real foundation of reasons. Having said this [being a 55 y.o mature adult], yourstruly is way more than just a perfect ass with a fuck hot sexy angel sink hole. He’s funny, has two dogs, and is a science nerd. That makes the cum shot across his face even hotter.

Body Type Muscular
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 1500€

 

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Cumbaby, 23
Oradea

The more I accept and like myself, the less people find me attractive.

Guestbook of Cumbaby

Cumbaby (Owner) – Oct 13, 2026
… and with that I distinguish myself enormously from others. Thank you for your honest words. Everyone here should learn to distinguish the quality of drug addicts, mentally broken and interpersonally cold and empty people.

love_to_kill – Oct 11, 2026
It’s so good to communicate with such a stupid idiot, maybe it’s how you play yourself, I’m not surprised I‘m not so sick of you. I feel sorry for you, you are a mentally ill stupid person who does stupid things. I find you funny.

DropsCity1992 – Oct 9, 2026
I met him through Troy. I thought he was a winsome pretty boy but I was wrong. He is crazy. This boy is completely crazy. I never met a boy like this before. I inseminated him countless times and squirted so deep in him I never saw those loads again. Now that he’s moved upstairs to online hustling I can’t afford him anymore.

Cumbaby (Owner) – Oct 9, 2026
I should probably mention I have a pimp. His name is Troy.

likescdbtms – Oct 7, 2026
Dear Andrea, you are very hot and have nice ass. Sex with you was really very hot. But can you please not write your clients per whatsapp after the meeting? Especially please don’t write your clients repeatedly for months. You could really cause much trouble for your clients because of the push message from WhatsApp. Family or colleagues of your clients may see the WhatsApp message if the mobile phone is lying on a table.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Romanian, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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maybeyourboy, 24
Milan

Well, I’m back. Circumstances have forced me to return to the world of escorting.

I seek a high end sugar daddy ❤️ and I hope not to expend too much effort here in the meantime.

Guestbook of maybeyourboy

maybeyourboy (Owner) – Oct 13, 2026
Let’s have fun and not overthink.

HappyEndings – Oct 12, 2026
You’re going to keep flipping from one wealthy man to another unless you can figure out how to be an interesting person. (I kept him for three months early last year. My friends were mightily impressed until they tried to have a conversation with him).

maybeyourboy (Owner) – Oct 11, 2026
I won’t take a penny less than €190.

Bluepedro – Oct 11, 2026
I wonder who has so much money.

Sharp_guy – Oct 7, 2026
Sexy tiger. Has no patience. Looks different than on pictures.

Suckitslife – Oct 4, 2026
“Now *this* is what I call a comprehensive escort—we’re really spoiled for choice here 😂 He takes off his clothes and you feel like you’re opening the menu at a 6-star gourmet restaurant: there’s the menu, the set meals, the options… just about the only thing missing is a complimentary coffee at the end 🤣🍽️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
In any case, everything is clean and well-presented—it really puts a bone your dick 😄 And beyond that, he’s just super adorable and about as interesting as a rock 🥰

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Languages Italian, French, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Ask
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 500€
Overnight Rate 5000€

 

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Just_Me, 19
Warsaw

I have a pretty ass for men who want to lick and fuck, but I am mostly for clients who want to sit, relax, and enjoy a long and sloppy blow job that goes on and on and on.

I have always been told that I am the best cock sucker on earth, so I thought it’s about time that I make my wet mouth my money maker. All you have to do is come to my place, sit down and open your legs . My job will be to satisfy your cock for as long as you need.

You can expect to feel like your cock is very special and that it belongs to a God.

Guestbook of Just_Me

pianoman – Oct 10, 2026
Is what he is, no more, no less.

KinkyBog – Oct 7, 2026
Excellent.
Very kinky.
Next time I will come with my wife.

CrazySoul – Oct 7, 2026
haha, I love the entry from October 2, would love to discuss this in more detail.

AustTopper – Oct 6, 2026
He’s a regular that I currently hire. His roommate messages me and says “you free, Anderson’s mouth wants your cock”… 15 mins later I am 50 euros lighter and balls deep in Anderson’s face. His mouth is so magic, my cock, even after cumming 3 times will not go down. His roommate and I usually end up dping him, but that’s free.

lemonslushy – Oct 2, 2026
I miss the street hustling days back in the 70s/80s where you could pick up femboy, limitless, messed up kids like this for a song. Sure it was dangerous, sure they might have VD or AIDS, but no cell phones, no traces to worry about, and you could easily beat the shit out of them once you got them home.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Polish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 100€

 

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Bitch4Daddy, 20
Güstrow

I usually turns tricks in Berlin but will be in Bützow, Neukloster, Güstrow, and surrounding areas at the end of September. I love getting fucked and rimmed and fisted, and I chow down cum at both ends. SM is a simple add on.

Guestbook of Bitch4Daddy

TheGhost – Oct 11, 2026
I used to be an atheist, but I’m now a theistic Satanist. It took me aback just how visceral it was once I embraced him. I’ve felt his servants watching me screw the shit out of boys like this. My hope is that, if I prove myself to be a worthy servant, he’ll reward me when I enter hell and transform me into a hellhound, so I may sit at his side.

SteveVondry – Oct 11, 2026
I’m making a documentary film about this boy. If anyone who’s had sex with him, paid or otherwise, is willing to be interviewed on camera, please get in touch. Your face can be obscured and voice altered if need be.

DaddyTwinkFun – Oct 8, 2026
Had some seriously scalding hot bareback sex with this strange little four eyed creature. He’s wild. No drama, and you can empty your balls in him like firetrucks at a 5 alarm blaze. There ought to be more boys like him.

BoyzJungz – Oct 3, 2026
I know him from Berlin. In one sentence: BORN TO BE USED. He has found his due place in life: on his knees, face down, shoved against a wall with his ass gaping and dripping. He reveals the pig inside his Harry Potter outlay a bit more at every order, challenge or pain. I will book him again to go deeper, harder, so he gets to enjoy again the burden of servicing me, and I get again the pleasure of seeing the mix of heaven and agony in his eyes.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Languages German, English, Bulgarian
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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ShyPersonality, 23
London

theoretically i just want a blowjob but we can talk.

Guestbook of ShyPersonality

Dadcurious – Oct 12, 2026
Just got off the phone with him. Totally sick in the head… OMG

ShyPersonality (Owner) – Oct 12, 2026
i was wandering round a sauna once, saw this extremely hot guy walking towards me, in a dim corridor, got instantly hard, then realised it was a full length mirror.

DreamNight29 – Oct 11, 2026
I talked to him. A psychiatrist or psychologist would be preferable.

ShyPersonality (Owner) – Oct 11, 2026
i had a landlord who had his buddy overdose me on g then they dressed me up as raggedy anne and sucked my dick for 12 hours. they still wont give me a copy of the video… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fuckmymouth_ – Oct 9, 2026
Good experience i love your dick babe, see you next week again for whole night. This time i’m leaving you happy.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages English, Italian
Position Top
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200£
Overnight Rate 800£

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, You certainly would think, wouldn’t you. But I’m hardly the most objective person regarding such matters. That print is looking really nice, Ben. Whoop! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Only three? Oh my god, that’s going to be very hard. Okay, hold on … Surely due only to whatever mood I seem to be in this morning, I guess I would pick Horror Theater Haunted House, The Curley’s Haunt, and The Nightmare Chamber Haunted House. 20 minutes from now, that selection would probably change, maybe even radically. Love’s water cut-off was only for 90 minutes, it turned out, so his hydration didn’t suffer too much. I do what love does all the time. It’s strange that what with internet and the ease that provides in finding people, there are still lost friends of mine who just absolutely seem to be unfindable. love had a landlord who had his buddy overdose him on g then they dressed him up as raggedy anne and sucked his dick for 12 hours. they still wont give him a copy of the video… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, G. ** Carsten, One of my unfulfillable dreams in life is to take over an abandoned small town somewhere and invite the best home haunt makers to live there and turn every building in the town into a year-round home haunt and charge a nominal fee to visit the town and get rich enough to make films whenever I want. Well, people do crave a big experience, and the big films and books offer a substantial form of escapism in theory at least. It sounds like your poetry-film is coming into being with the right amount of thinking and care from what you say, which is to say I can certainly relate vis-à-vis my own projects. ** scunnard, Hi, J. Cool, great. I’ve never played Pokemon in my life and don’t even understand what it is what the allure is, but I did play the first Animal Crossing, and it was so addictive it scared me. ** HaRpEr //, I always prefer haunts that invent their own characters and mythology and so on, although it is interesting when they co-opt an IP and wildly distort it. I understand about the value of including the traveling. Zac’s and my next film has a lot of walking around in it. It can be a good platform on which to create a unique rhythm. ** Dev, I specifically sought out the New Orleans one on your behalf, but no pressure to actually enter it. Good to know that one’s around? Alex from ‘ACO’ is a good one. I had a friend dress up a Dim from ‘ACO’ once. You could have made a great team. ** laura w, There are other haunts around you. I made a rule of only picking one amateur haunt from each state, and that one caught my eye. But there quite a few, mostly on Long Island. If you want, you can do a google for ‘home haunt’ and either ‘NYC’ or ‘Long Island’ and find them. Ok, I’ll find a way to send my address. Cool, thanks! Ouch, the cowbells. I can phantom-hear that. Oh, shit, I hope you can work that out, the time earned and the contract thing. Bureaucracy is the worst. France has tons of it. ** Steve, It’s true, I have noticed that there are an increasing number of film festivals that are largely concentrated on short films. And when Zac and I have gone to festivals where ‘RT’ played, the short film programs are always packed. That’s hopeful. Apple really knew what they were doing when they called those things ‘Genius Bars’. ** ⋆˚꩜。darbbzz⋆˚꩜。, Hey! You almost make me miss being drunk while at the same time reminding me why I rarely got drunk. What a powerful state drunkenness is. I surely don’t need to even say that enlightening talk about God and Buddha is not my idea of a good time. I’m listening, pal. Well, technically I’m reading, but that’s even better, I think? Thanks. That was fulfilling. Later gator. ** Thom, Yes, do share the interview when it’s real, thank you. There are a couple of pro haunted attractions in Portland. You can check your listings. They might be quite good. Pro ones have their virtues when they’re virtuous. My week’s been alight. I think it’s going to get better starting today. We’ll see. ** Okay. There, up there, are your Halloween-adjacent escorts. See you tomorrow.

DC’s ostensibly favorite Home Haunts of the Halloween season 2026 (USA edition)

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Sweet Dreams (Mobile, Alabama)

‘Dare to enter Sweet Dreams, the ultimate haunted house in Mobile, Alabama, where nightmares are real and fear is waiting around every corner. This is not your average Halloween attraction—it’s a full-throttle descent into darkness. Looking for the scariest haunted house near you? Whether you’re from Mobile, Saraland, Daphne, or just passing through the Gulf Coast, Sweet Dreams is your must-visit destination for thrills, screams, and unforgettable Halloween terror.’

 

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Haunted Pirate Ship (Chandler, Arizona)

‘An elaborate, multi-room homemade pirate-themed Halloween walk-through experience.’

 

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HardWay Haunt (Hot Springs, Arkansas)

‘Step into the unknown & prepare to be terrified! Our haunted house is not for the faint of heart. Are you brave enough to face your fears? Enter if you dare, but remember, once you step inside, the only way out is the Hard Way!’

 

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Horror Theater Haunted House (Denver, Colorado)

‘This immersive and free home haunted house, located just South of Denver, is packed with the lingering souls of its tortured victims. The Only Price of Admission… is Your SOUL.’

 

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The Curley’s Haunt (Wilmington, Delaware)

‘The Curley’s Haunt, a homegrown haunted house open to the public at the Concord Mall, returns Friday, Oct. 2. It’s the second year for the walk-through attraction located inside the former Hollister Co. clothing store in the mall off Concord Pike. The haunted house is near the still-operating Foot Locker store. The dying Concord Mall seems like a more than appropriate setting for the haunted house, given the number of vacant storefronts and the location’s vast and somewhat creepy, ghost town feel.’

 

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The Storyteller Of Vennetta (Orlando, Florida)

‘Storyteller of Vennetta‬ is a unique home haunt in Windermere, Florida that doesn’t need to use scare actors because the sets, rooms, scenes & animatronics each present a well done haunt in a theater setting. Lots of surprises await its patrons as you’ll become apart of each different theater. Beware of Theater 13!’

 

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13th Acre (Monroe, North Carolina)

‘Just east of Charlotte, North Carolina, in Monroe, The 13th Acre Haunted House and Trail has been giving thrill-seekers chills since 2018. Covering 25 acres of pure mayhem and expanded in 2023, this haunt drops you right into eerily silent woods where creatures lurk just out of sight. Once the sun goes down, they come alive to stir up chaos, and it’s up to you and your friends to find out what’s waiting in the dark.

‘The atmosphere hits you before you even step inside, with a large pond and a fence screaming “Horrorwood” in big blood-red letters. Once you cross that line, you get one chance to turn back. After that, you’re in for it. Around every corner, the dead and dearly departed wait to drag you deeper into their nightmare world.’

 

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The Nightmare B4 Halloween (Rantoul, Kansas)

‘Every fall, the Hough family’s yard is transformed into your worst NIGHTMARE!!! We’ve been scaring the Hell out of guests since 2008.’

 

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Ravenclaw Manor (New Orleans, Louisiana)

‘Grab your guts, a friend, and prepare to be scared! You’re invited to tour our haunt. Located in the Lower 7th Ward. Face your fears and enter if you dare! We come alive.’

 

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Sandlin Haunt (New Prague, Minnesota)

‘6th Annual Sandlin Haunt is already making huge progress everyday! Although it is still in the early stages, we feel great and beyond excited for the longest maze we have ever had. While still housed inside the 3 garage stalls, we designed it so it will feel much longer than the last 5 years!’

 

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The Missoula Haunted House (Missoula, Montana)

‘Indoor walkthrough haunt that has been Missoula’s primary Halloween scare attraction since 2013.’

 

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Twisted Trails (Staten Island, New York)

‘Twisted Trails is Staten Island’s premier haunted forest walk-through experience — and it’s unlike anything else in New York City. This is not your typical haunted house. With 25 immersive scenes to explore, each uniquely themed and packed with a mix of animatronics, live actors, cinematic sets, and interactive photo ops, Twisted Trails delivers a Halloween adventure that’s both terrifying and unforgettable. One of our most intense attractions is the Corn Stalkers Maze — a pitch-black labyrinth where your group is given a single candle to navigate eerie corridors filled with hidden animatronics and sudden jump scare actors. (Don’t worry — if that sounds a little too intense, we offer a bypass route for those who prefer to skip it.)’

 

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Akron Haunted School House (Akron, Ohio)

‘The Haunted Schoolhouse offers you the rare opportunity to face your deepest fears… your darkest thoughts… and the twisted night terrors that haunt your dreams. Ms. Alvah, was never your typical school librarian. She wasn’t content to simply ‘tell’ stories of creepy castles or dark dungeons. She wanted her students to appreciate the books she held so dear… to actually ‘experience’ them, as it were.

‘Having discovered ancient texts long hidden within the library’s walls, she finally found the way to do just that. She learned spells that forced her students to literally enter, and become a part of, each and every terrifying tale. Word of these missing students got out, and as they were never found, the school was forced to close its doors.’

 

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Elysburg Haunted House (Elysburg, Pennsylvania)

‘Can you brave haunted pathways through the woods and a terrifying walk-through, two-story haunted house & cellar at the Elysburg Haunted House? Recognized as one of the top three haunts by a Dark Attraction Magazine, this haunted house is one of the longest-running and is so scary that “emergency escapes” have been added for those who are too spooked to continue.’

 

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Twisted Nightmare Haunted House (Brandon, South Dakota)

‘One of the most popular local Halloween attractions is the ‘Twisted Nightmare,’ which has moved to a new location this year in rural Brandon. “Scaring people is a whole lotta fun,” Twisted Nightmare owner Garrett Williams said. “We’ve always been in kind of warehouses and whatnot before and now we’ve got an actual house to turn into a haunted house, which is a little different. It’s kind of what it should be, right.”‘

 

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Spooked on Spurlock (Krum, Texas)

‘Cherry Hughes ran the haunted house fund raiser for the high school band in the little town we were all in YEARS ago. She asked me if I would be interested in helping. The rest is history 😁 I LOVED IT! That was such a fun time working the Ranger band haunt. Such good memories. And… that haunt was the shizzo! People came from all over the area and would tell us it was the best haunted house they had been to. Such good times …and here we are. I couldn’t let it ago. Now we run Spooked on Spurlock, our home haunt in Krum, TX … because the haunt bug bit me and infected me forever.’

 

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Castle of Chaos (Midvale, Utah)

‘Castle of Chaos was voted “One of America’s Scariest Halloween Attractions”. “The Castle” is an original and unique haunt experience. From actors that are trained to feed on your fears, to rooms that are continually re-designed to keep you guessing, they give you a reason to scream.’

 

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Scareville Grave Schoul (Saint Albans, West Virginia)

‘Nearly 60 people signed up to act in this year’s Scareview Grave Schoul, the former site of the Fairview Elementary School in St Albans. Scareview’s founder James Bonnett said at 14-years-old, he fell in love with haunted houses. “Michael Myers got me started into it and I’ve been rolling with it every since…You have art people and you have these art people.” Bonnett said seeing kids scared one year and dress up in character the next, keeps him coming back. “That’s the next breed of haunters,” Bonnett added.’

 

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The Nightmare Chamber Haunted House (Medford, Oregon)

‘Due to circumstances beyond our control, after 18 years of haunting, the Nightmare Chamber Haunted House in Medford, Oregon, is for sale. We want to sell the entire haunt to someone that would like to continue the tradition, or move it someplace else. If it’s not sold by September 1st, we will have one last glorious year.’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** scunnard, Me too, which I guess was already clear. Excellent re: the post, thank you. Nate seems to be a very nice guy. Pilot is killing it, I think. And Rich seems super. ‘Interiors’ is more impressive than I remembered it being. Very Woody Allen in his great period with the humor curiously drained. Allen doing Bergman. It works quite well. Beautiful and stupid and precise and charismatic at the same time. I love that effect. Enjoy whatever ‘Pokopia’ is. A Pokemon related dealy, I’m guessing? ** Dominik, Hi!!! Welcome back! I’ve been fine enough. And so nice that your mom’s visit was lovely and the weather was encouraging. There are artists where you really need to see a large-ish number of their works at one time to fully get, and, yeah, I think Tasset is among them. I wonder that too, and I suppose it has a lot to do with an excessive reluctance to offend? Love remembering to collect and store some water before they turn off the water in his building for an unknown amount of time at 3 pm today, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Worthwhile, for sure. ** Carsten, I remember having that logic and frustration back when I wrote poetry. By the same logic, people should be longing to read short novels and watch short movies, but they appear to desire the opposite. Why? You got me. How is that poetry-film going so far by your estimation? I have not seen ‘Statues Also Die’, but, whoa, what a powerhouse combination. Thank you a lot for the alert and link. I will, with bells on. ** laura w., I think during his peak period, from ‘Annie Hall’ through ‘Crimes and Misdemeanors’, Woody Allen was a great filmmaker. Sure, I’d love stickers, and awesome that they’re helping people stop underrating you. The terms sophisticated and elegant when applied to art tend to be negatives to me. Writers making those qualities their goal is why most fiction sucks, IMO. The Recorder is the tapeworm of musical instruments. ** HaRpEr //, ‘Jubilant and laconic’, very well put. I remember ‘The Bellboy’ being pretty great. My memory is that it and ‘The Nutty Professor’ are the standouts amongst his movies. If that happened to Anderson, it would not shock me, yes. Oh, yeah, fuck the interim stuff like entering and exiting. A blank in those spots is so much more effective. ** Dev, Poquito Mas is kind of god in my book. Good luck. I haven’t dressed up for Halloween since I was a young teenager, and at that advanced age I only dressed up so people wouldn’t recognise me when I was egging houses and spraying unsuspecting kids with shaving cream. I hate parties, otherwise I would dress up, I guess. Good costume idea. Go wild. ** Uday, The Andes would be nice. You know, during a shortish time when I had money, I traveled to Antarctica for goodness sake. I would say I should have saved the money, but, no, it was amazing. I think the Renaissance Faire thing is the furthest that love or a crush ever got me off course. I did try to believe in Meher Baba very briefly because a crush of mine did, but it didn’t take. ** Thom, The secretive materials is definitely a big part of the charm, for sure, for me. Psyched, perfect! Where can I read that interview? Or can I? ** Right. Today you get the second volume of my annual theoretically favorite home haunts of the year posts, this time scattered across the USA, so maybe people visiting here might be lucky enough to be driving or even walking distance to something up there. See you tomorrow.

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