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Lewis Klahr’s Day

 

‘When I walked down the stairs to the Segal Centre’s CinemaSpace in Montreal on May 18, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. That night, rough sexual images shocked and sometimes angered me; they stabbed at my biases and rigidity. But I’m sure I’m not alone: that’s just how it feels the first time you watch the work of American animator and filmmaker Lewis Klahr.

‘”People tell me when they watch my films, they experience long after-effects,” said Klahr, who has been using collage techniques to create experimental, sometimes disturbing films since the late 1970s. In an event titled “Lewis Klahr: Hieroglyphs of Lost Time,” the Segal Centre screened Engram Sepals, a series of seven short films depicting a decades-long downward journey of sex, drugs and alcohol. It pulls viewers into an eighty-one-minute orgy of substance abuse, confusion and sexual experimentation, and exposes American vices and anxieties. Shooting on 16mm film, Klahr used images cut from from magazines, comic books and ’70s porn rags, as well as old Super 8 footage, to create distinctly adult animations.

‘Klahr, who was in attendance at the event, explained that the short stories he told in his films were really about discovery. He carefully sourced and selected each image he used in his collages and, he said, everything has a meaning; just as the real world has structure, so do the worlds he created. He emphasized that music and images need to reinforce each other for a film to work. “I wanted the emotions like in a Dionne Warwick song, combined with experimental movies,” Klahr said.

‘The epic voyage of Engram Sepals began with the 1994 short Altair, a shifting collage of images from 1940s issues of Cosmopolitan. Behind the romantic images of well-manicured women, there was an underlying sense of doom. Klahr used blue-tinted backdrops and repeated images of cigarette cases, martini olives, cards and beds to evoke the feeling of addiction.

Altair—which is now included in the New York Museum of Modern Art’s permanent collection—was the tamest of the seven movies. The following film, Engram Sepals was even more sinister: Jimmy Olsen, the freckly young photojournalist from the Superman comics, was shown lying dead on the ground. Then, in Pony Glass, Klahr manipulated Olsen’s clean-cut persona by placing cut-outs of him in scenes of same-sex affairs, interspersing these with images of looming clocks and mid-century offices. Klahr, speaking after the show, admitted that experimental filmmakers often use repetition to encourage viewers’ personal interpretations of images, and the looping music and recurring images in Pony Glass underlined Jimmy’s identity crisis and sexual self-discovery.

‘As I was watching the series, my own brain started playing tricks on me, too. During Govinda, Klahr’s 1999 take on a coming-of-age story, I inwardly named a woman in the film “Sarah.” Listening to the Indian-influenced accompanying song and watching Sarah’s loss of innocence, I felt as if the vocalist was singing, “Run, Sarah, run.” As I watched her naively walk into a forest, like Eve taking a bite into the apple, I wanted to stop her. When her journey into the forest led her to drugs and group sex, I felt truly outraged. I did not like the chaos of the scenes. I wanted to put the world back in order. Who knew collage could be so emotional?

‘At the beginning of the second half, Klahr warned the spectators at the Segal Centre that the following material was not for everyone. And it’s not. Viewers would go on to witness orgies, cut-outs of drugged-out porn stars having rough sex and, with the final piece, A Failed Cardigan Maneuver, I experienced a longing to return to the relative innocence at the beginning of the film. “I needed the courage and self-permission to go where those images could take me,” Klahr said. A rake poked at the characters’ anuses and scratched the surfaces of their skin; a needle was inserted into a penis; I couldn’t help but cringe. “Even though you’re not involved, they [images] still hurt,” Klahr said. “You’re feeling those things.”

‘For days after seeing Engram Sepals, I had an urge to analyze every cut-out and make sense of my experiences. I wanted Klahr to explain his imagery so I could file it, label it, make sense of it. But Klahr’s films stubbornly refuse to be classified.’ — Renee Giblin

 

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Further

Lewis Klahr @ IMDb
Lewis Klahr @ LUX
Review: Sixty Six
Lewis Klahr @ Anthony Reynolds Gallery
Collage. A Conversation with Lewis Klahr
An Evening with Lewis Klahr
Flotsam and Jetsam: The Spray of History
Lewis Klahr @ Experimental Cinema
THIS LONG CENTURY
Circumstantial Pleasures
Complicating a Simpler Time: Lewis Klahr’s Collage Films
Lewis Klahr’s Sixty Six is a masterful journey through inner space and the American past
Observations on film art : Lewis Klahr X 3, X 4 – David Bordwell
Lewis Klahr’s trinket dreamscape
GOING KLAHR

 

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Extras


Studio Visit with Filmmaker Lewis Klahr


Johann Carlo, Willem Dafoe, and Kate Valk in Lewis Klahr’s “The Diptherians Episode Two”


Battle Hymn for Insurgent Arts—David Rosenboom and Lewis Klahr

 

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Interview

 

Toni D’Angela: I’d like to talk a little bit about the practice of collage. How did you “meet” the collage? How have you experienced this artistic practice? How and when did you start?

Lewis Klahr: It was very much in the air in NYC in the late 1970’s after i graduated from college. Found Footage filmmaking was emerging as a dominant genre in experimental film circles. I saw several Wooster Group theatrical productions which had a very strong effect on me. Collage was attractive because it allowed me to explore the past in terms of personal memory and history.

TD: Did the collages of Picasso and Braque (around 1912) and the “montage” of the Berlin Dadaists (around 1916), have an influence on your personality as artist?

LK: Not much. Cubism didn’t make much sense to my eye. The Surrealists, Schwitters and Max Ernst did. But in terms of 2-d work Schwitters and Rauschenberg offered the most initial interest and inspiration. I saw Rauschenberg’s silk screen paintings before I knew I wanted to be a visual artist when I was in high school and was struck by their texture, superimposition and the way they used newspaper imagery that I recognized from my childhood.

TD: The collage is also came into the American painting, the late Modernism. One of the first exhibitions of abstract expresionism was called “Exhibition of Collage”, but even before 1942, and before the works of Robert Rauschenberg during the ’50, it was Joseph Cornell the artist who had introduced the collage in the visual arts and into the american experimental film. What do you think was his most original contribution? And how Cornell has inspired you? If he did…

LK: I didn’t know Cornell’s work until 1980 and the extensive MOMA retrospective that I was fortunate enough to be in NY to see. I went 5 times as it was a huge turning point for me. From my encounter with his work, I was convinced that collage was the mode I most wanted to work in. Cornell was especially helpful to me in two regards: emotion and revery. His work granted me permission to create emotion-centric films. It also gave me a powerful first hand experience of a kind of ‘eternal time’ that could be glimpsed while in the revery of viewing art work. While I had had this latter experience of altered time throughout my life, viewing movies and listening to music, seeing Cornell’s work was the moment I consciously defined this experiences importance to me as a film artist and its depiction as a goal of what I aspired to create.

TD: What about the collage of other masters of the experimental film as Harry Smith, Robert Breer (even though both are not totally identifiable with the practice of collage) and Larry Jordan?

LK: I admire and was inspired by the work of all 3. Larry Jordan’s Our Lady of the Sphere was the film I saw that alerted me to what could be done with cutouts. The way he, Harry Smith and Ernst had made use of Victorian cutouts made me feel that I could do something similar with more recent outmoded mass imagery from my own childhood.

TD: Apart from these references probably well known, what can you tell me of the (other) sources that have inspired you?

LK: Influence is a funny thing. It is very broad – it includes the obvious: Jacobs, Warhol, Anger, Conner but in some ways I was effected more by certain movements or moments then filmmakers. For instance Psychodrama figures large with its exploration of the mythic, symbolic, pyschological self and depiction of the subjective hooked to narrative. Or the eclectic and diverse approach to filmmaking at the Collective for Living Cinema in the late 1970’s.

Often overlooked because I shared more of an outlook and sensibility than a direct obvious relationship with their work (they weren’t making cutout films though many were grappling with appropriation) are my extremely formidable and exciting fimmaking peers: Peggy Ahwesh, Mark Lapore, Phil Solomon, Ericka Beckman, Julie Murray, Nina Foneroff, Scott Stark, Esther Shatavsky, Craig Baldwin, and of course, my wife Janie Geiser (as both a filmmaker and theater artist).

And then there’s the poet and scholar Walter Lew who I’ve been in aesthetic dialogue with since my early 20’s. Or the scholar Tom Gunning who has certainly had as much influence on me as any fimmaker.

And finally there’s the history of narrative filmmaking and in particular classic Hollywood. I still spend more time looking and thinking about the latter than any other kind of filmmaking. Some key directors for me – Jean Epstein, Jacques Tourneur, Jean Cocteau, Jean-Pierre Melville, Vincente Minnelli, Max Ophuls, Otto Preminger, Nick Ray, Wim Wenders. But then there’s individual films, too numerous to mention, like Sylvia by Gordon Douglas or Hercules in the Haunted World by Mario Bava or Welles’ Mr. Arkadin. These three probably tell you more about my aesthetic choices and interests then anything else on the above list in the way they marry the high and the low, the hidden and the blunt, poverty and the sublime.

TD: What do you think of found footage? Today is a practice very developed and almost predominant in a certain kind of cinema, and in filmmakers that are different among them, we could quote Gianikian and Ricci Lucchi, William E. Jones, actually yourself, for your usage of it in Her Fragant Emulsion.

LK: I had began making films in 1977 and Her Fragrant Emulsion is from 1986-87. It is my first film to receive a good deal of critical attention however.

Found Footage was a genre I paid attention to – it was so dominant for such a long time that it was impossible not too. But it is a genre that peaked in the 1990’s and I don’t go out of my way to look at much now. And in the past Bruce Conner, Morgan Fisher, Godard… The collage, of course, is different from found footage, but they are practices that have something in common, they have been associated and related.

I understand found footage filmmaking to be a vital branch of collage. Anytime one uses appropriated imagery one starts to enter the collage realm.

In my maturation as a film artist, found footage filmmaking was a stage of development– a half way point between shooting live action films in the world and working with cutouts which has been my primary form of address. In my case, I needed to move onto working with cutouts to get the control I desired over appropriated sounds and images.

TD: Can you describe your relationship (feeling, critical thought…) with the images, the signs, the archives of the past?

LK: That’s a huge topic that my films address better than I can in words. But for me the most uncanny experience I’ve ever had is the difference between the past and the present. It’s a mystery I can’t resolve for myself – how things are present and new and then age and disappear. It’s the shape of life lived.

TD: It can be said that the melancholic tone of your works is not just simple nostalgia, but a way to challenge the “identity” of the present, to make it larger, a way to open the present to the past, a way to broaden the horizons at least?

LK: Thanks, that’s beautifully articulated and I aspire for my work to have that effect. My subject is concerned with, to quote Tom Gunning, “lived time” more than a desire to merely time travel backwards. Though i find nothing wrong with that very human impulse and would like to add that I find simple nostalgia to be infinitely more complicated than most people give it credit for being. I’m continually surprised by how threatening and frightening simple nostalgia seems to be for so many people. To me, making art about the past always reflects many things about the present tense it is being authored in. It can’t help but do that. I like to describe my work as describing the pastness of the present.

Melancholy is important to me in several other ways – first of all despite the sadness, regret and/or longing it contains, it also contains a great deal of ecstasy. Melancholy also affords me a way in to the timelessness of revery which is important to my work process and the impact of my finished films.

TD: In Lethe and False Aging there is a sort of invitation to practice a certain oblivion to rediscover the tradition too, to see it with different eyes and discover something new. So maybe everything was already invented, like it says, (I think of modernism and the avant-garde cinema too), but it’s still possible re-invent it… Even through the process of hybridization of genres and materials… The past, tradition, tradition of modernism too, the myths of American society, as are the clouds of Trilogy of Nimbus: they are full of materials, images, archives, signs, but you know how to get out something new from them, not only to quote them…

LK: Thanks, that’s high praise. I’m glad my work speaks to you so eloquently. I understand some of what you’re describing as a crucial element of our time, that mass media and now electronic culture, has certainly made media absorption a significant part of daily, urban life throughout my lifetime. I have a necessity to grapple with what I’ve absorbed as do many others. My ability to project my thoughts and experiences into my source materials via the moving image is crucial to creating what you’re experiencing as a viewer of my work.

When I was 15 I read Black Elk Speaks which was an oral biography of a mystic Sioux Medicine Man who was Chief Crazy Horse’s cousin. He was at the Battle of the Little Bighorn and toured with Buffalo Bill to Europe among other highlights.

Black Elk describes in great detail his various visions. Many center around horses as these were essential animals in the Sioux lifestyle. In my urban and suburban world, horses and Buffalo didn’t figure. In my world, horses had been replaced by cars as a mode of travel. But I could recognize a correlation between Black Elk’s ability to name different horses and my ability to name types of cars or pop songs on the radio.

So for me naturally, as I convey the mythic understanding of the world I inhabit, the latter figured prominently.

The Nimbus Trilogy, that you site above, works to illuminate change through repetition. Just like the so called structural filmmakers who preceded me (Frampton, Snow, Landow, Gottheim) I am posing perceptual riddles for my viewers by presenting a complete 8 minute film (Nimbus Smile) which is then followed by a film (Nimbus Seeds) of the same duration with the same image sequence but an entirely different soundtrack. In the third and concluding film (Cumulonimbus) the sound track from the second film repeats while the image sequence completely changes. These recombinations evoke different stories and meanings in each of the films.

TD: Can I say that your animation/collage is a way to challenge the idea of private property, ownership, Identity (present like identity and identity like present), a way to continue to keep open the “conversation”, a sort of endless entertainment, as Blanchot said, or dissémination (Derrida)?

LK: Yes appropriation is both a way to question ownership and issues of copyright as well as artistic authorship. As a collage artist I am both collaborating with my source materials by both changing them and leaving them intact. For me the necessity to work with what I have absorbed outweighs my interest in respecting the capitalist boundaries established by copyright law which are mostly concerned with profit and a price structure that I don’t have the financial resources to participate in. To me there is the obligation of the mass source materials in question and their responsibility after ingestion by the culture which is something copyright law doesn’t respect, takes for granted and/or overlooks. Collage and appropriation is part of the culture’s digestion process. I am of the firm belief that such cultural digestion is necessary for the culture to stay psychically healthy.

Similarly with artistic authorship – as a viewer and a maker, it is less important for me who invents or originates something then which artists bring it to life.

TD: Do you see something new and interesting in the current landscape of experimental film, moving images, etc., related to your work (animation/collage)?

LK: I am more interested in what I find interesting and stimulating then what is new. But there are many younger artists whose work excites me and I’m in dialogue with. To name a few: Jodie Mack, Ben Rivers, Ben Russell, Fern Silva, Stephanie Barber, Karen Yasinsky, Inger Lise Hansen, Blake Williams, Mary Helena Clark, Laida Lertxundi and Michael Robinson.

TD: When you started to work it was with “film”, now, for several years, you are working in video. What’s the difference and how it has changed your work? You know, many people are talking of death of film or cinema…

LK: Cinema to me is not the material of film itself but all the different aesthetic ways and approaches filmmakers have of creating moving image pieces.

So for me it has not been a very large adjustment. I did wait to make the switch until I saw that digital video’s resolution was equivalent to 16mm but now in the last few years it is more equivalent to 35mm.

Digital Video is different in very positive ways for me – my work is now capable of being shown to much larger audiences via streaming and in theatrical spaces with my intentions still visible and clear. Often when I worked in Super 8 and 16mm my finished films were somewhat dark and didn’t project that successfully even in a small space. For instance the first time I was included in the Whitney Biennial in 1991 the super 8 films I was screening had to be screened with my projector in the room to convey their color successfully. The room was very small, but it was still too long a throw for a super 8 projector for the intensity of the color I had photographed to be visible if the projector had been placed in the booth.

Digital video enhances texture which is also very good for my work. It is very clean and detailed and while this might be a bit of a limit for live action shooting, since I’m shooting my analog source materials, they tend to provide a kind of dirt and grit that has some of the feel of analog and the film stocks of 16mm.

Shooting, editing and printing Digital Video is less expensive then shooting super 8 even was. This has made me very very prolific which has greatly re-invogorated my aesthetic. Making a feature length work is no longer a major financial investment.

Where Digital Video is precarious, a huge step backwards and ongoing challenge, is in archiving finished work and working to keep it current with all the tech upgrades which come at an unbelievable rate of speed- 3 years is a lifetime. In contrast traditional film has remained virtually the same technically for the past hundred or more years. Film Stock if properly stored can last for many decades, hard drives unfortunately can not.

TD: About death… Watching April Snow, I thought of a mixture of Dali (watches) and Ruscha (cars), it’s also a voyage into a great american myth: the car, from fordism and its ideology to On The Road, a symbol for the consumer society but also for dreams: dreams of family to get economical safety, dreams for young people to escape and live an experience… The drive experience was important for artists too: Tony Smith, Ed Ruscha… Today the road seems to be replaced by the eletronic-virtual road, can I ask you what do you think of that?

LK: Above I talked about cars and their mythic importance to the world I live in and Black Elk the Sioux Medicine Man. I’m glad that April Snow was able to send you off into such an extensive associational revery about all those larger connections, however, I undertook it with a more specific mythology of aging in mind – that place in young adult hood where one can feel forced to choose between the love of ones youth and more grown up responsibilities. It’s a kind of moment that many experience as a death in life. I was thinking of my dear late friend, the great filmmaker Mark Lapore, who was very interested in this kind of moment where things are in transition.

TD: Last question: how do you do your films? I mean, I am asking you as if I was a naif. If someone did not know anything of collage and animation, how would you explain your work to them?

LK: My films are very simple to create technically. I work with a digital still camera set up on a tripod and compose my cutouts on a little table beneath the lens or on the floor of my garage studio (there’s the car again! Or in this case, the repurposing of a space designed for one. In Los Angeles garages are very important spaces for much creative activity that doesn’t involve cars). The cutouts are illuminated by mostly a single light source – a 250 watt, 3200 Kelvin balanced bulb.

Before I worked in digital, I had the same shooting set up with a 16mm Bolex or a super 8 camera. In my present digital set up, the imagery I photograph frame by frame, feeds into my computer where a wonderful animation program called Dragon organizes the individual frames into shots. All of this activity is stored on a hard drive. I edit on the computer, and am still using Final Cut Pro 7, although that will have to change next time I upgrade my computer.

 

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13 of Lewis Klahr’s 38 films

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Station Drama (1990)
‘STATION DRAMA is a silent, black-and-white Super-8 film from RIGHT HAND SHADE, the fourth and final section of my twelve film series TALES OF THE FORGOTTEN FUTURE. This section explores via collage cutouts, thematics related to the genres of the bio-pic, home movies and the actuality film. It stars dancer/choreographer Paula Clements Sager as a fictional early 20th century aviatrix that was inspired by “West with the Night,” the autobiography of real life early aviation hero Beryl Markham. Combining cutouts with live action superimpositions of old media (a metal record, a radio dial and a nickelodeon), the story follows the fabled life of my fictional aviatrix from childhood to circus and WWI fame that brings on a personal crisis. This film is one of my personal favorites of all my work but also, is unfortunately, one of the least known and seen.’ — Lewis Klahr


the entire film

 

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The Pharaoh’s Belt (1993)
‘In its use of popular imagery and its creation of a ironic modern fairy tale, THE PHARAOH’S BELT explores these issues in a manner without parallel in an avant-garde mode of filmmaking, better known for its disavowal of the commercial than its radical engineerings.’ — National Society of Film Critics

Rent the film here

 

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Altair (1995)
‘ALTAIR offers a cutout animation version of color noir. The images were culled from six late ’40s issues of Cosmopolitan magazine and set to an almost four-minute section of Stravinsky’s “Firebird” (looped twice) to create a sinister, perfumed world. As in my 1988 visit to this genre, In the Month of Crickets, the narrative is highly smudged leaving legible only the larger signposts of the female protagonist’s story. The viewer is encouraged to speculate on the nature and details of the woman’s battle with large, malevolent societal forces and her descent into an alcoholic swoon. However I feel it is important to add that what interested me in making this film was very little of what is described above but instead a fascination with the color blue and some intangible association it has for me with the late 1940s.’ — LK

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Lulu (1996)
‘Initially commissioned to accompany a Danish production of Alban Berg’s LULU, Lewis Klahr’s cut-out animation refigures the opera’s themes in a torrent of images. With an ever-inventive approach to color and symbol, Klahr distills the title character’s moral predicament, along with a great many of German Expressionism’s characteristic motifs, in the span of a pop song.’ — Fandor

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Pony Glass (1997)
‘Superman sidekick Jimmy Olsen is overrun with sexual delirium in this improbably expressive cut-out animation. Lewis Klahr mines the latent anxiety of his midcentury materials to entrancing effect, steering the hieroglyphs of comic books and advertising towards a roaring melodrama in three acts. Nostalgia has rarely seemed less innocent.’ — Fandor

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Elsa Kirk (1999)
‘In the mid-1990s I unearthed photographic contact sheets of different women in a thrift store in the East Village. Only one was named and dated: “Elsa Kirk, Feb 22 ‘63.” But all looked like they were from the same photographer and time period. There were twelve images per sheet of these models/actresses and I found myself intriqued by the strong sense of fiction and document in these photos. ELSA KIRK and CATHERINE STREET are two of the films I created from these contact sheets. At first, I was unable to translate these images into collage animation. So I reversed my usual process and began making Xerox enlargements of the sheets which became backgrounds for a series of flat collages. Gradually, these became storyboards for the films and led to the hieroglyphic montage style of the completed trilogy, an approach that I had intuited when first attracted to the potential of cutouts two decades before but had never been able to capture on film.’ — Lewis Klahr

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False Aging (2008)
‘Klahr injects False Aging with such a restless, melancholy oddness (ice cubes memorably circling around a telephone) that by the time his film concludes with Warhol’s last doubts and ponderings (as sung by John Cale), we’re sure there’s something very special going on.’ — IFFR

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The Pettifogger (2011)
‘A year in the life of an American gambler and con man circa 1963. A diaristic, first person montage full of glimpses, glances, decaying ephemera and elliptical narrative. An abstract crime film and, like many other crime films involving larceny, a sensorial exploration of the virulence of unfettered capitalism. An impressionistic collage film, culled from a wide variety of image and sound sources that fully exploits the hieroglyphic essence of cutouts to ponder what appropriation and stealing have in common.’ — Fandor


message from Director of The Pettifogger Lewis Klahr

 

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The Moon Has Its Reasons (2012)
‘The Moon Has Its Reasons is an elliptical melodrama about romance, open to viewer interpretation.’ — Tribeca Film Festival


the entire film

 

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Sixty Six (2015)
‘Messages and portents bubble up throughout Lewis Klahr’s 90-minute, 12-episode feature Sixty Six, which poetically fuses images and ephemera of the Sixties with Greek mythology. It begins with the brief film “Mercury,” in which light-box-illuminated double-sided pages from Flash comics evoke the fleet-footed messenger god. A pulp serial that shimmers with potent emotions and fragmented memories, Sixty Six is made up of digital films Klahr began working on in 2002 and fittingly opens with an epigraph from Paul Eluard and André Breton: “Let the dreams you have forgotten equal the value of what you do not know.”’ — Film Comment


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Black River Falls (2017)
‘Music by Dick Connette from his album, Too Sad for the Public Vol. 1: Oysters Ice Cream Lemonade. Suzzy Roche sings the vocal. Dick’s lyrics were inspired by the reknowned photography book, Wisconsin Death Trip.’ — letterboxd


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Circumstantial Pleasures (2020)
‘Created episodically 2013–2019 and released as a completed compendium 2020, the six-part Circumstantial Pleasures, received exactly one public screening on its release—at Brooklyn’s Light Industry on February 29 of that year—before COVID-19 relegated the work to the peculiar fog of pandemic-era online exhibition spaces. During a subsequent online run in plague time virtual venues, the work was recognized as uncannily prescient in its seeming anticipation of pandemic era anxieties. Indeed, the film, with its global scope; ruminations on illness, isolation and thwarted travel; and considerations with supply chains and the flows of goods and capital—not to mention the anomalous inclusion figures from contemporary politics and entertainment—Circumstantial Pleasures is an aggressively visceral work, manifesting a dark and unsettlingly expansive rumination on the exhausting and beguilingly narcotic toxicities of late-stage global capitalism. And nearly five years later, the mysterious masterwork in fact feels painfully nostalgic and uncannily resonant on the eve of a new, darker, political era.’ — The Lab


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Five Days Till Tomorrow (2022)
‘Begun in 2015 and completed in 2022, Five Days Till Tomorrow evokes a timeless oneiric twilight, depicting a menagerie of fantasy comic book characters as they sleep, loll, and patiently inhabit a landscape of 1970s futuristic architecture waiting for the extended night—described in the title—to come to its end.’ — Letterboxd

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p.s. Hey. ** jay, Hi, jay. Happy to reflect that period’s detritus for you. Fanfiction is def. more fascinating to think about 90% of the time. Most of it is just evidence of the ‘crime’. Wow, a game inspired by ‘Marienbad’. Talk about a must. Robbe-Grillet just wrote ‘Marienbad’, Resnais directed it. R-G did a direct a number of films, and they’re all pretty interesting. Anyway, that game … I’ll target it once the film stuff is over. Nah, the back thing is an ongoing thing, nothing can prevent it. It only flares up maybe once a year or twice. I’m used to it. It’s just part of being me or whatever. I just keep my fingers crossed about its timing because I’m way hampered, mobility-wise, for a week or a couple when it happens. Thanks about the teaser. Headlong into your improving week then. Off you go. ** Misanthrope, That’s just nuts, man. Prayers that some judge blocks the enforcement of whatever they’re doing to you guys. Nice to have a nice little David anecdote. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Thanks! I’m going to let the boys’ verbiage rest in peace, and, besides, I think love has milked them for what they’re worth, so, hm … If you can’t give me feelings with old fashioned meanings, Then just stay in love with yourself, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ was my only phase of being into the franchise, not that I’m pushing you in its direction. ** James, Kitty Glitter strangely has a way with words. Pretty rare amongst the fanfiction set, I must say. Thanks re: the trailer. Very fresh is what we’re going for. We’re not into the t-shirt era by any means over here. Still wearing a scarf, but wrapped more loosely. Yes, about the poetic. Honestly, I think ‘Room Temperature’ is probably a poem more than anything else, for instance. I wonder if ‘twink’ came from Twinkies or twinkle or, I guess, elsewhere. They’re both worthy as progenitors. I longingly await a day when I don’t talk about American politics, but I think that day is a long way off. I’m going to be working every day until I go to LA. It’s my fate, but I like working, and I don’t like relaxing. Cool, Nomeansno were lovely. Strange adjective for them, but yeah. On the character names, it depends. In ‘Try’, Ziggy is based on a friend of mine whose name was Ziggy. Calhoun is a slightly disguised version of the name of the guy it was based on. The others names in there I just picked because they had the right syllable count and vowel sounds. Until tomorrow then. ** Nicholas., Happy the teaser successfully teased since that was the hope. The blurb (logline) was our doing, yes. It’s a very hard film to describe in a couple of sentences, so we said as little possible basically. The ‘cult writer’ thing … It’s just kind of strange to end up with that moniker. It’s better than gay writer or transgressive writer and the other tags I got along the way. I just don’t like that it locates my work over to the side, like ‘it has its fans, but we don’t need to take it seriously’. It’s a bit like putting my work in a jail cell or something. I don’t know. Nothing I can do about it. I love cauliflower and pizza, so that sounds way yum. I never eat dessert, I don’t think. But I think a few weeks ago I ate at a falafel place and then bought/ate a macha eclair (@ l’Eclair de Genie) afterwards, so I guess that? What sweet thing did you last follow up your meal with? ** Steeqhen, Hi. You’ll find a way to power up, no doubt. I guess I should watch ‘Anora’. I don’t know what ‘ Peep Show’, but I hope it lives up to its title’s implication. ** Steve, Oh, yeah, ‘Flow’ was nice. I suppose you’re right about the goodness of ‘Anora’s’ win. I haven’t seen it, so I had no thoughts. As I’ve said, I have a fondness and big respect for big failed ambition, and Hunt-Hendrix’s high goals charm me. Plus, yeah, good music. I met and had a really interesting conversation with them when they played in Paris before they transitioned, and I found them very impressive. ** P, Hi, P. Oh, you know Mike. Well, of course you do. I’ve never met Chandler. My friend/roommate in LA helped shoot some of their videos. That’s so cool about the SFMOMA show and you being represented. Wow, I wish I could see that. Maybe it’ll travel to LA or even here. That’s exciting. I’m sure, as nice as it is, it’ll just be a drop in your bucket or whatever they say. I just worked our film all weekend, and that will continue this week. We’re in a big crunch to finish it and get the promo stuff together now, so that’s kind of my whole life du jour. You have Roxy Music tattooed on your stomach, wow, that’s very cool. The ‘Country Life’ cover is way, way up there in the album cover canon, for sure. Favorite RM songs, wow, that’s hard, Hm, off the top of my head and memory, ‘A Really Good Time’, ‘Mother of Pearl’, ‘Editions of You’, ‘Ladytron’, … I could go on. Shirt size? Uh, Large, I guess. I’m tall-ish, 6’1″. I did get stuck in a loop of listening to ‘Here Come the Rome Plows’ by Drive Like Jehu for a couple of days, now that you mention it. Have a great Tuesday. What happened? ** HaRpEr, Hi. Randy Stair, gotcha. The first half or two-thirds of ‘A Voice Through a Cloud’ is dreamy great. If he’d been able to finish it in the shape he was in at the beginning, it would have been one of the all-time great novels, I think. I have no thoughts or feelings of note about the ‘Stars’, ‘Trek’ or ‘Wars’. Once every few years I get bored enough to look at the reviews of my books on goodreads, and the bad ones are wild. There was an ‘I Wished’ review that I thought was particularly memorable. Let’s see … ‘Over the years I’ve come across a few articles and YouTube videos mentioning what a genius underground or outsider or avant garde writer Cooper was. All the articles and videos made a big fuss of him being a homosexual. That always set off a literary alarm that warned ‘the guy is not a writer, he’s a homosexual who types.’ I finally decided to read one of his books. This one. “I Wished.” Yup. He’s a homosexual who types.’ Ouch. Thanks a lot about the teaser! ** Justin D, Thanks, Justin. I can’t wait for you to have a way to see it. I think the vast majority of fan-fiction is unreadable. It’s like *looks at watch* have your orgasm already, for Christ’s sake. But Kitty Glitter had an odd way with words. Rare. ** Uday, Hey. Like in our previous two films, we only use music that the characters in the films hear. In ‘RT’ there’s just the sound/music of the haunted house made by Puce Mary and one song that one of the characters sings, and that’s it. It’s pretty quiet, yes. Try to enjoy your empty abode. Dance around naked or something. I read quite a lot of philosophy at one point, not so much recently, although I did get into a jag of reading a lot of Deleuze a few years ago because I hadn’t read him all that much before, and I was pretty amazed by him. What about you? I just read some books that I’m putting in a post in a couple of days, but I won’t be reading much of anything in March. The first two weeks I’ll be too busy with the film, and then I go to LA for the premiere, and I’ll be overly busy with film stuff there too. Alas. ** Okay. Today the blog presents another experimental filmmaker whose work most of you are likely not to know, Lewis Klahr, who works primarily with collage and animation, and who is very worth your time, I think, if you can spare him some. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on … Kitty Glitter Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine (2012) *

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‘Over the past several months, a certain Star Trek: The Next Generation prose piece has ensnared the popular imagination the world over. It’s a story that’s been recycled since time immemorial, due to its sheer cross-cultural thematic resonance.

‘I am, of course, referring to author Kitty Glitter’s Amazon Kindle tour de force Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine, an edifying fable in which the Enterprise’s resident rascal has a sexual awakening during a threesome with a barbed-penised cat man. Also, Captain Jean Luc Picard is walloped in the gonads.

‘Very little is known about the narrative genesis of Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine. In fact, Wesley Crusher portrayer Wil Wheaton was completely uninvolved with this radical redefinition of the character. “I don’t have to read Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine, Dottie. I lived it,” opined Wheaton on Twitter. “Well, except for the fuck machine part.”

‘Behold Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine, the Amazon Kindle’s new hottest book. Since debuting on Amazon February 15, WC:TFM has catapulted up the Kindle sales charts — as of this post’s publication date, Wesley Crusher was the 47th most popular Action & Adventure Kindle book for sale. Its meteoric rise may have something to do with the fact that Amazon Prime users can download it for free — as happy reviewer April notes, “Clearly worth the $0.00 it took to get this thing onto my Kindle. I would have happily paid twice that amount.”

‘Reviewers also found WC:TFM steeped in psychological symbolism. Would you expect anything less from the author of Michael Jackson: The Sequel, whose tagline is, “What happens when Michael Jackson must face off against three of the creepiest monsters ever?”

‘Amazon critic Gahvin deemed Wesley Crusher a routine affair, save for the author’s bold addition of a new feline cast member who should tickle both Trekkies and those readers who enjoy a deep exegesis: “One notable exception is the introduction of an original character, the fearsome “Meow Solo,” who is Glitter’s representation of the primal drive of the human id (in contrast to Captain Picard’s moralistic superego.) Solo’s harrowing descent into the dark tunnel of collective memory is a stunning and unexpected moment in this otherwise dreary Psych 101 textbook.”

‘Ultimately, the onus lies with the individual to interpret the true meaning of WC:TFM — I’m pretty sure the latter half of the title leaves us open to some ripping Marxist readings about “the commodification of the fresh-faced,” et cetera, et cetera.’ — iO9

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Further

Fuck Yeah Wil Wheaton Teenage Fuck Machine
Podcast: ‘Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine’ Audio Book
‘Kitty Glitter will hit you like a steampunk catapult!’
WC:TFM’ @ goodreads
‘Best book ever? Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine’
‘My Bizarre Interview With Amazon Bestseller and Catfish Kitty Glitter’
‘A Purrfect storm – Kitty Glitter Interview’
WC:TFM’ @ The Giraffe Boards

 

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Interview with Kitty Glitter

 

Are you surprised by the attention that Wesley Crusher is getting?

Kitty Glitter: I am really surprised. A lot of it was because of Regretsy and the people on there trying to make it go #1. They got it to #9 so that was pretty awesome. In the last few days a ton of articles have been published about the story too and that has been pretty entertaining for me. I loved reading all of them.

Have you got any negative attention from it? How do you deal with that?

KG: I get a lot of bad criticism, people who think I am the worst writer ever. I don’t really mind any negative attention. I find that just as entertaining as the good comments. As long as people keep buying it and talking about it, that’s all I care about.

What was the inspiration to write it? Why Star Trek?

KG: The inspiration was a joke on that old show The Jamie Kennedy Experiment about Star Trek High being a series that would focus on Wesley Crusher. I have always been into Star Trek and liked the character of Wesley Crusher.

How did you feel about Wil Wheaton acknowledging it?

KG: That was pretty cool. I am not like a big fan of him or anything and it just kind of seemed inevitable that he would acknowledge it at some point. I’d be excited if Katy Perry was into it. I love her.

What other fictional characters would you like to or plan on writing about?

KG: I would like to write stories about Zooey Deschanel with kittens and unicorns. I would love to write about Streaky the Supercat. If I could legally, I would write a huge novel about Streaky the Supercat. I love that character. The Snorks too, I would love to do a sexed up version of the Snorks where All-Star commits suicide in one episode.

I have a great idea for a sequel to the John Cryer movie Hiding Out. It would work so well and would involve Keith Coogan’s character going undercover as an alley cat amongst other things, but it would mainly be a brutal revenge movie that builds on the events of the first Hiding Out movie. It would definitely give John Cryer a chance to like take on a challenging and dark sort of role.

Has the popularity of WCTFM allowed you to get your other books more attention? What are you currently working on?

KG: Yeah it has. It’s been really great, people have been buying all my other books and giving them good reviews so far. Especially the Sherlock Holmes one.

I am currently working on a story called “Ghostly Ellis-Bextor” and an ongoing series about an all girl Chipmunk band called The Wet Clits. That is inspired by my favorite cartoon Alvin And The Chipmunks. The Chipettes were so awesome!

Who are your writing inspirations?

KG: Anne Sexton, Patricia Highsmith, Richard Laymon, Flannery O’Connor, Shirley Jackson, Graham Greene, Angela Carter, Christa Faust, David J. Schow, and Skipp & Spector. Also Hal Hartley films.

 

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Him again


Picard Seduces Wesley


Shut up, Wesley!


Wesley Crusher Gets Owned


Wesley Gets Stabbed


Wesley Crusher Must Die

 

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Goodreaders Speak

Marjorie Smith
Mostly Crusher doing horrifically violent stuff. Nothing really worth reading. Nothing truly sexy. Oh well, maybe next time it’ll be worth it.

Paul
I’m not sure if this is the greatest thing ever written or the worst.

bat bat
i have never read anything in my life that so thoroughly warped my ability to comprehend reality. i laughed until i drooled. what the fuck is this even oh my god i love it.

Xavier Aubuchon-mendoza
an epic to stand the test of all time

Pamela
Easily the best book I’ve ever read. After I read this I won the lottery and got shot out into space where me and Wesley banged all night. Highly recommended.

Bunni L’angour
Wil Wheaton is aware of this book. He says he doesn’t need to read it because he has lived it.

 

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Book

Kitty Glitter Wesley Crusher: Teenage Sex Machine
Amazon Kindle

‘I chose this for my book club to read this month because the reviews were good and it sounded like a fun read. It’s not. I have no idea what the other reviewers saw in this hastily written piece of crap. I can’t even put into words how underwhelming this story is. It wasn’t even good enough to be bad, if that makes sense. It’s that painfully dull kind of bad. Everything about the story felt rushed and disjointed. With a lot of books like this you can tell the author isn’t taking any of it seriously. In this story it’s more like the author just doesn’t care. They want to type for an hour and watch the cash roll in based off title alone. Worse, the title doesn’t fit the book at all. Sure, there is passing mention of sex acts but most of it is just Wesley and Meow Solo axing Borg. Even that sounds more interesting than it is because there’s no real description of anything. Events happen in a sentence or two, someone says “whatevs” a half dozen time, and the author moves on to the next nonsensically boring event.’ — Devi, goodreads

 

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Excerpts

“Whatevs,” said Wesley as he pressed a bunch of random buttons on the wall, “I’m Wesley Crusher!”

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“You never respected my image,” said Meow Solo, “the image is the only reason Mary Sue or any decent looking girl ever even touched your dick. It’s because of me. When you hang with Meow Solo you get laid.”

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“Why can’t we be in the mirror universe?” said the professor, “The Borg are nice there and they fly around in pyramids and everyone there has a beard. Nobody ever gets a cold face in the winter.”

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“PREPaRE TO BE aSSIMILaTED,” said a loud robot voice. “What the fuck?” said Wesley Crusher. Wesley looked out the back window of the SHO to see a Borg scout cube pulled up behind them, headlights glaring like a thousand suns. “Turn your fucking lights off now!” said Wesley. Meow Solo said, “Don’t be an asshole Wesley, you’ll get us killed!”

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“What did they do to you Geordi?” “I’m Borgy now, Borgy Laborg. I have been assimilated. We all share one mind and soon you will join us Wesley!”

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And that’s where Wesley Crusher came in. In the girl’s mouth, stifling the scream caused by the tiny barbs that encircled the tip of Meow Solo’s penis.

The barbs scraped against her rectal walls, tearing out chunks of flesh as the feline pilot extraordinaire withdrew his penis from her virgin ass.

“What is the meaning of this?” said Captain Picard.

Wesley stopped fucking and turned around to look directly at none other than Captain Jean Luc Picard.

“Sup Picard?” said Wesley.

“An orgy aboard the holodeck?” shouted Picard, “This is an outrage!”

Prof. Moriarty suddenly materializes in front of Picard brandishing a silver pistol and shoots the Captain in his balls.

Picard collapses to the floor screaming in agony.

“Your days of blathering on are over Picard,” said Moriarty, “now call that guy with the beard and tell him Moriarty said he was filthy animal.”

“RIKER!” screamed Picard, “You are of course referring to Will Riker, one of the finest officers I have ever served with.”

“Wesley and Meow Solo stepped off he girl and pulled their skintight pants up.

“Whatevs Picard,” said Wesley, “nobody cares who you served with, the Enterprise is totally doomed. I filled this chamber up with space gas.”

“NO!” cried Picard.

“Meow Solo, go get the SHO ready!”

“Sure Wes,” said Meow Solo as he ran from the holodeck chamber.

“Moriarty c’mon let’s go!” said Wesley.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ROOM TEMPERATURE has a teaser trailer if you’d like to watch it. ** Dominik, Hi!!! It was my evermost pleasure. Your love is irresistible. Okay, I’m going to squeeze one more love out of the boys before they get some needed downtime. Believe it or not love is straight but he recently got a bit too drunk and had an incident that left him less curious about himself, G. ** Tyler Ookami, I think you’re right, yes. I was surprised about Attila, and I think Stephen was being overly cautious just in case. His costumes: yes. That totally mirrored one he used to wear when he was fronting Sunn0))) gave me my only ever actual acid flashback. I once made the mistake when I was talking this Norwegian Black Metal bassist, I can’t remember his name, of bringing up Hunter Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix, and, wow, was I sorry I did. ** Steeqhen, Happy the post was a salve. Yeah, I literally know nothing about Sims games. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a promo video for them. At the moment it looks like the European premiere might be in Berlin, but we’re not totally sure yet. You are a very impressive doer, no two ways about it. I can’t even imagine that ‘TD,P’ scene without the context, so interesting that it had some effect nonetheless. Weekend was work-y. Hope your was funner. ** _Black_Acrylic, Well, yes. And, haha, I guess of course he meant them to be ejaculatory. I guess that’s obvious, come to think of it. ** James, I almost put a Zelda fountain in there, but I couldn’t find a good enough gif. Meticulous fountains read there, thank you. Wow, Jet, I forgot all about them understandably. Anyway, that was a poem of a paragraph, maestro. I’ve been described as an excellent example of the extreme and the sensible coexisting. Except I think they said rational. Before twink arose, I believe they just called teens even when they weren’t teens. Good that your body is being tolerable to the rest of you. LA people are like they are in the movies but less dumb and cartoony. I just had to work all weekend. It wasn’t even a weekend. Start conquering your week. ** Dan Carroll, Hi. Very true, nice. Your fountains reading. Ah, Deakins is a grumpy type. I once went to talk by Lindsey Anderson, and every audience question made him livid, rolling his eyes, telling the questioner he or she was a stupid philistine. So much so that Malcom McDowell, who was sharing the stage, and who is famously a total grump, had to put on his actor’s face and try to seem angelic just to keep the audience from throwing things. Great about the painting sale. The work on the site was lustrous and a total pleasure. Mm, it was interesting being a staff reviewer in the sense that I saw everything, and artists and gallerists were very nice to me, but the pay was let’s just say lousy. But I did like it. Although I was happy when Artforum kicked me upstairs and let me write articles and essays and things instead. ** Steve, If someone had, I suppose it would have been news. That long to kick in? Shit. Tough it out as best you can if that’s your fate. No, the Oscars are on in the middle of the night here. I might’ve watched just because I have thing for awards shows, but it looks to have as predictable as anything could be. The only and single thing that made me pleased to read was that ‘No Other Land’ won. Otherwise, blah. ** Nicholas., Congrats on the new, refreshed site. I’ll go see what you did once I’m freed up. Everyone, Nicholas. has done a revamp/remodel on his already exciting website, and now it looks even more ravishing, and go have a look. Hm, I don’t what my go-to is. I’m shockingly ignorant. I don’t do Windows or Android though, I know that. My phone is just a phone and camera. I don’t allow the bigger world into it. I had No. 5 spaghetti with a mixture of Mushroom and Basilic sauces and three different kinds of grated cheese. ** jay, Hi. Yeah, the Gober’s really nice. When he’s good, he’s really good. Awesome about your weekend. I still need to get ‘Lorelei and the Laser Eyes’. I still need to do the last three battles in Paper Mario first. I got de-gamed by too much film stuff. Your palm looks fancy. That game sounds pretty intimidating. Or invasive or something. No, that sounds interestingly pleasant, it does. My thing is just agonising pain and being sort of bent in half. No upside to it whatsoever. But I’m fit as fiddle at the moment. May your week extend your weekend’s streak. ** HaRpEr, It is really scary in the US. My trans friends are living in a continual state of stress and uncertainty. Fragile jobs, fragile healthcare, fragile social interacting with strangers, … It’s so vile. Luckily most of my trans friends live in California or New York where they have a chance of staying protected, but … One could go on and on, to no avail. I don’t know ‘Danny Phantom’, but I’ll try to find out. The first time I saw a Bresson film, which was ‘Lancelot du Lac’, I couldn’t speak for hours afterwards. Even my friends who went with me saying positive things about the film made me angry. It felt like being alone with my response to the film was being in a holy place. I’ve never felt anything like it. ** Uday, Hi. Thanks. That’s funny, I just listened to Peggy Lee singing ‘Let’s Love’ yesterday. Good old Atlanta. I haven’t been there in so long. There are some awful, stupid people around there, though. I remember that. I like confusion, but illogic is really hard to understand. I hope Monday revs up your week. ** Darby𓃰, Hey, D. Hooray for peace. That’s a hard feeling to come by these days. The job (yours) sounds really kind of fun and involving. Nice. And that you have an ally there, that’s really good. So far so great! So happy for you, pal! I like Vietnamese food too, yes. Actually, I should go find out where Paris hides its Vietnamese restaurants. My February in two words? Uh, that’s hard. Good despite. Maybe that. Can you consolidate yours similarly? ** nat, Ho! I think I feel the same about fountains. I mean, that’s my third post about them, and I don’t really know why. Chances highly are that you’re not delusional. Perish the thought. Thanks about the premiere. Yes, we really did go through serious hell to make this film, and we were always determined that we would finish it no matter what, but it is kind of amazing that’s actually and really in the birth canal. And that’s it from me too. ** Right. I decided to go put a new bulb in the spotlight that fell upon this wacky, briefly trending little book from 11 years ago and then put the relit book in your line of sight again, and I honestly can’t say why. Have fun with it maybe? See you tomorrow.

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