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Serenity is a fake waterfall. *

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Noémie Goudal Les Amants (Cascade) (2009)

 

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Bride Shaped Waterfall, Peru

 

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The set for the CHANEL Spring/Summer show 2018 at the Grand Palais.

 

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Residents in Guiyang city, south-west China thought they were imagining things when they saw a massive waterfall cascading out of a high-rise building in the middle of the street.

 

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Hitachi Pavilion. Presents a World of Emotions and Surprises by re-creating realistic images. Corporate Pavilion Zone. Aichi Expo 2005. Aichi, Japan

 

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Family’s terror as home turned into WATERFALL

 

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In conjunction with the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, several new structures will be erected in Rio’s cityscape. One of the many projects creating huge buzz is an artificial waterfall expected to be built on Cotunduba, one of the islands in Rio’s Guanabara Bay.



 

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Rushing Waters Decoration Idea

 

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“Pandora is filled with lots of real waterfalls, but it’s two fake ones that got my attention.”

 

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Summer home of Russian oligarch Vladimir Kraskov

 

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A log chute ride emerges from a fake waterfall at the Knight Valley Eco Park.

 

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Sometimes a touch of nature is just what an indoor area needs. Our interior “water” features offer unique, one of a kind designs that not only look beautiful but also provide a relaxing ambient atmosphere.

 

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Villa Escudero, a coconut plantation about two and a half hours outside Manila, This place was weird. They’ve tried to make it into this tourist attraction, but it just came out all strange. You ride in a cart pulled by a water buffalo to the other side of the “resort,” and all along the way are these cheesy colorful statues made to look like people working in the plantation. It’s not really a museum. It’s a bunch of crap collected by the Escudero family all stuffed into one building. The coolest part of the whole place is the restaurant. There’s a fake waterfall and you sit right in it. You take off your shoes and sit with your feet in the water. Such a neat idea!

 

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One of the first waterfalls we ever built when first experimenting with fiberglass rocks in 2006.

 

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Some may build pretend houses, but others turn their houses into other pretend things. This ornate house in Nice, France was built on top of a fake cave which is itself built atop a fake waterfall.

 

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The night was supposed to be free and easy but the tour guide asked if we were interested to check out one of the few five-star hotels in Guilin; Lijiang Waterfall Hotel. There’s nothing outstanding from the facade of the decades-old hotel but the guide said we were too early and had to wait for about ten minutes before the show began.

 

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This frozen waterfall was created out of a building in Jilin city in Jilin province, north-east China, after seventh-floor resident Wen Hsu, 58, left the hot tap on all winter.

 

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Luau prop

 

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“Did you know that all dangerous scenes in BTS’s ‘Fake Love’ video was actually filmed without any special effects?”

 

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Social media sites are filled with posts of people sharing photos of the places they’ve seen and long to go. The “Waterfall Castle in Poland” is one of those pictures. It features a stone castle seemingly carved out of the side of a lush cliff and gracefully caressed by gently falling water. Ancient yet immaculate. Manmade but also one with nature. So we like or “+1” the image and move on to the next awe-inspiring photo while wistfully thinking about the lotto ticket, stock tip or best-selling novel that would grant us the opportunity to visit such an amazing place. But what if we were to pause our daydreaming and seriously consider a trip to the Waterfall Castle? Where is the closest airport? How long would it take to get there? What is the cost of admission? Considering that the Internet is full of travel sites offering reviews, advice and tips, it should be easy to research such a narrowly focused vacation. Except that the castle doesn’t have a website and there does not seem to be a single tour company, visitors bureau or travel guide eager to tempt you into spending a day or two of your European vacation experiencing the majesty of such a unique landmark. Also, there are not any reviews by tourists who have already lived the dream and are dying to go back one day. Nor are there any postcards, video clips or images taken of this photogenic masterpiece from other angles. Just this one picture of the fleeting castle as though the photographer was the only one lucky enough to witness it and return alive to share her amazing find.

 

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Shower Designs That Will Leave You Craving For More

 

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Watch a 350-foot virtual waterfall cascade down One Times Square

 

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Andrew Moore of Moore Yacht Design: “My inspiration for the Waterfall Superyacht was two-fold. Firstly, it came from looking at photographs of stately homes, many of which have spectacular water features pivotal to the garden design. (With a yacht being of similar status to one of these properties I thought that a grand water feature on the yacht would greatly enhance the feeling of opulence.) Secondly, it was family holidays spent in the most beautiful natural areas of Great Britain such as the Lake District, Yorkshire Dales, the Highlands, and the islands of Scotland where the unadulterated power and splendour of waterfalls have always excited me.”

 

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During the climax of the film Our Hospitality, Buster Keaton rescues his girlfriend, played by his first wife Natalie Talmadge, from sweeping over the brink of a waterfall, by swinging like a pendulum from a rope tied to a log jammed in the rocks, grabbing her just as she starts to fall. Buster’s waterfall stunt set was built astride the special “T” shaped pool that stood at the Brunton Studio. The Brunton Studio plunge was located just north of Melrose, due east of the modern Windsor Boulevard entrance gate to the Paramount Studios. Buster’s small studio, at Eleanor and Lillian way, stood just a few blocks away.


 

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25th birthday party waterfall decoration

 

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After reading all the local tour information I really wanted to go shoot this water attraction. According to Wikipedia, Baishuitai has natural limestone travertine mineral terraces. However, the terraces, lakes and waterfalls here are all clearly fake and a Chinese con job. While any form of water feature is usually spectacular these upon arrival are noticeably man made and do not have the same charm as a natural attraction.


 

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In director George Miller’s latest film, Mad Max: Fury Road, 45 years have passed since the fall of civilization, and the world has become a chaotic wasteland where water and gasoline are rare and precious commodities. The Citadel, a massive fortress, combined sets in Namibia, Cape Town, and Sydney with visual effects. Gibson and Miller were inspired by ancient sanctuaries. “We looked at Cappadocia in Turkey, Lalibela in Ethiopia, and obviously Petra in Jordan as places where people had retreated and put the mountain between themselves and the desert,” Miller says.’

 

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Construction is underway on Singapore’s Jewel Changi Airport, which will boast the world’s tallest indoor waterfall, a large indoor park with native trees and plants, and walking trails, in addition to improved check-ins and transfers for passengers.

 

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“We made this over our sliding doors that lead outside.”

 

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“A fake waterfall in Kidderminster was turned back on by the local council for the first time in 35 years. It returned to past glory, in tribute to the local people who had died of Covid-19. Although it wasn’t long before the mean fisted council turned it back off, causing outrage in the midlands town. Councillor Tracey Onslow said: “It wouldn’t be environmentally friendly for the waterfall to be switched on permanently” Although it didn’t quell the complaints, it fuelled them like a 747 jumbo aircraft at Birmingham Airport. ”Who is this daft cow, has she never been to Las Vegas?’ stormed Ian Williams. ”What a poor excuse, it’s a little trickle of water over Kiddie’s ‘Great Wall’ it’s hardly the bleeding Wall of China.”

 

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Put the Emitter Position at the bottom of the scene where you want to fake your water hitting the ground. Duplicate this fog layer and change the Emitter Position to give it more width. Make a mask on the mountain. Now the mountain will be in front of the fog and the waterfall.

 

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As requested by a lot of you here is an updated tutorial on my Hot Glue Waterfall. This time including 3D fish and plants.

 

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A fascinating illusion lies at the southwestern tip of the island of Mauritius. From the air, a flow of sand and silt deposits gives the illusion of an underwater waterfall. It’s sand that causes this magical illusion. Important waves crashing in this part of the island scatter the sand and it thus forms a natural flow “down”.

 

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A constantly cascading waterfall falling in a steady sheet on either side of an artificial stone.

 

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“Oh, another waterfall?” you say. “What’s the big deal?” The big deal, my friend, is that what we have here is a petrified waterfall – so not cascading waters at all, but a rock formation in Oaxaca, Mexico, called Hierve el Agua. It was created by fresh-water, calcium-loaded springs over thousands of years.

 

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Blue plastic tableclothes, white fabric, blue cellophane, white lights and rocks on artificial turf.

 

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Prime Minister Narendra Modi was hands down the first Indian politician to milk the internet – a strategy that went a long way in ensuring his 2014 general election victory. His persona and an army of social media influencers have ensured a massive internet reach for PM Modi. Currently, he’s the second most popular world leader on Facebook, third most popular leader on YouTube and the second most-followed Indian on Twitter. But, with great power… comes great responsibility – something that Modi’s army of supporters seems to forget while photoshopping his face, and sometimes even generating fake stories with his name.

 

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At 8:15am, we checked out and left the hotel. About 30 minutes later, we arrived at the entranceway to Baofeng Lake. This was the place we were supposed to be seeing some kind of waterfall. Soon after getting through the ticket gate, we could see the waterfall. But upon looking at it, we could see that it manmade. Even the place where the water was coming down could now be seen as a natural impossibility as there was no drainage funneling to the waterfall. It was merely a water pump and a bunch of pipes sucking water from the nearby lake.

 

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My Amazing Awesome Totally Fun and ENTIRELY God inspired Waterfall.

 

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Universal Studios’ “Falls Lake” is essentially a large outdoor water tank with a blue sky backing, this facility is used for a wide variety of large scale set construction, and for large scale water effects. It was formerly located closer to the current Psycho House location than it is now. Falls Lake was first constructed in 1926 for the early Universal classic Uncle Tom’s Cabin and was named after a massive waterfall flowing down fake “cliffs”. The cliffs were made from a plaster-like material called “Hydrocal”, and could be adjusted in height.

 

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On our trip to Cambodia we stayed in The Flintstones Hotel, and here’s my wife trying to take a shower in our room’s fake waterfall.

 

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The largest man-made waterfall in Asia has opened to the public in Kunming in China’s Yunnan Province. The waterfalls is 12.5 meters high and 400 meters wide. The project took two years to finish at a cost of 1.1 billion yuan (roughly 170 million US dollars).

 

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This is Egypt’s only waterfalls, and it’s fake. Yet, they have attracted considerable attention among the local Egyptians, as many have never seen waterfalls before.

 

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Though at this point only computer-rendered images area available for this audacious project, don’t be mistaken. This is no mere concept. In fact, construction is already underway on the Shimao Intercontinental Waterfall Hotel in the Songjiang District of Shanghai – a five-star, 19-story, 380-room, luxury hotel built into an abandoned, part-flooded quarry. Rather than drain what water there is in the quarry, it appears that the idea instead is to add to it, filling it to become a sunken artificial lake. Two of the hotels floors housing guest rooms and a restaurant are to be situated underwater. The pièce de résistance is surely the waterfall which will plunge down in front of the hotel’s facade and into the quarry.

 

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How fun to enter the party through a 15 foot, cascading waterfall!

 

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“When it comes to larger than life sightseeing spots in the world, you must visit Guangdong’s Highest Sky Corridor Waterfall Walkway In China. This gigantic sky corridor is located at the Huangteng Gorge in Qingyuan. What makes this sky corridor stand apart from its global contemporaries, is its unique tennis racket-like shape, due to which its popularly known as ‘big rackets’ among tourists.”

 

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“You might have heard or read over the years about the very fun Phantom Menace factoid that salt was used to make the waterfalls seen spilling out underneath the city of Theed. And…it’s of course true; salt was filmed by ILM for waterfall elements and then composited along with Theed building and landscape miniatures and CG and matte painted elements to form the final shots.”

 

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Hotel Queda de agua, Casas, Teto

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David, Hi. That would make a good ad. I would have given that a berth in one of those posts for sure. ** David Saä V. Estornell, Thank you very much, David. And … a very happy birthday to you, maestro! ** Dominik, Hi!!!! SCAB!!!! My day is made before I’m even fully awake! Everyone, Dominick’s amazing and crucial zine SCAB has a new issue! And it has all kinds of wunderbar writers and artists in it, including some that readers of this blog already know full well like Josiah Morgan, Dom Lyne, Josh Peterson, a.o. If you know what’s good for you, and it’s obvious you do, you already know you need to enhance your everything by clicking this and indulging heavily. Wow, yes, the 9th issue, that’s crazy. I’m very excited! The US too on the religious kowtowing front, obviously. It ruins everything. And, as you say, yet. Mm, I ate a cupcake to celebrate the pub date. Eating a cupcake with a mouth deadened by novocaine is an experience I can recommend for its oddness. Yeah, I don’t where yesterday’s love came from. I like chewing gum even though Disneyland won’t let you enter with chewing gum in your pocket and confiscates it. Ha, sexually drunk is a more interesting term than it seems at first. Love like a cross between a fake waterfall and a burka, G. ** Sypha, Maybe he is Timothee Chalamet doing undercover research for his next movie role. I just knew you would loathe that. And I don’t blame you. I like your reading strategy re: my book. Assuming it works, I mean. ** Bill, I’m thinking of writing my next novel in the comments section of an escorts site just drive you crazy, ha ha. Ooh, you have my novel in your paws, scary. What in the world would lead someone to rename a bookstore Fabulosa? I don’t think I want to know. ** Jamie, Hi. Yesterday was a bit of alright, emphasis on the ‘bit’. Oh, thanks! About the link/festival. I’ll go check that out thoroughly today. Nice. You know my drives too well. Everyone, Here’s Jamie with a tip: ‘I forgot to mention this online film festival that’s up on e-flux, showing some short arty/experimental films that I think might be hard to see elsewhere. I thought you or some blog readers might be into it. It’s on for a few more days and there’s some good stuff there.’ Enjoy your bath. Are you a bath over shower guy? I can’t do baths. I’m too antsy or something. I also only cook in the microwave. Except when I’m boiling water for pasta. But I don’t even heat the pasta sauce. I’m so lazy when I’m hungry. Or when I’m dirty. ** G, Hi, G. It did. It’s still slowly self-repairing. There were some smarty pants amongst the escorts this month. I wonder what that’s about. Love, me. ** xTx, Yay!!!!! Hopefully November. Watch your inbox or cell phone if I still have your correct number in my phone bank. That will be so great. Big love, me. ** Steve Erickson, Hi, thank god. Obviously very curious and excited to hear the new Moor Mother. I saw your link to that Yves Tumor performance on Facebook, but I haven’t watched it yet. Hm, I keep hoping he’s going to go back in the old experimental direction, but I increasingly fear that’s a pipe dream. Which is not to slight his terrific more ‘normal’ recent work. ** David Ehrenstein, Howdy. Everyone, Mr. Ehrenstein FaBlog’s new thing at its top is called ‘Thoroughly Postmodern Milley’ hint hint, and it’s here ** JM, Well, hello to at least equally lovely you! I’m excited to read your novel slice in the new SCAB! Oh, man, I guess ultimately I’m just happy to hear that whatever you traumatically went through is waning, retreating, etc. And if it was writing fodder, maybe it’ll seem golden even some day. I loved the Juche and the Ogundimu too, as I’m sure you know. I’ve never read ‘THT’. I think it might be too, you know, conventional for me or something. It’s really nice to see you, my friend. Stay powerful. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, Thomas! Thank you, thank you, and, gosh, I hope you like it. Nice to share roughly the same publishing season with you. We should do a reading together. ** T, Thanks, man. Oh, right, yeah, a slight UK delay. Or … 1990? Hm. What a nice idea. No surprise that I’m always drawn to the artist escorts too, and there’s been a bunch of them lately for some reason. Actually, I’ve had a number of friends over the years who worked as escorts, and all of them were artists, come to think of it. Huh. So you survived your wild stint in Manchester! Excellent. Enjoy the Ikeda show, and, hey, I guess you’ll be ensconced over here soon. Wow. Thank you for your wish. I don’t know who to pick, though. Maybe if I pick a member of BTS, he’ll slip me some cash while he’s nestling. ** Brian, Hi, Brian. Yes, the drunk women seeker was a happy discovery. Hey, you never know. That all makes perfect sense about how your move has gone, pretty normal, I guess. Happy that you’re meeting comrades. Can you TA or something for a little extra income? Oh, man, thank you so much for those amazing words about ‘I Wished’. It sounds like you got what I hoped, and that really means a lot. Thank you, man. Really, my heart is going boom. Yeah, exactly, about ‘Annette’. Same deal for me. And it’ll definitely be among my faves of the year too, I think. I’m anxious to see ‘Titane’, but I’m waiting until I can see it with subtitles because I think it’s pretty talky. Thank you again, buddy. I hope school treats you right today. ** James, Hey, James. Thank you, sir. Luckily the internet makes finding exciting books a huge hell of a lot easier than back when you had to travel to a big city and find the coolest bookstore there to even have a chance. I’m fine on the tooth front. So far at least. A new manuscript! Whoa! What is it? Nice! Ideally we’ll shoot ‘Room Temperature’ somewhere in SoCal in maybe February, but that’s not locked down yet. Waiting for the money, blah. Vibes and love in return French style. ** rewritedept, Thanks, man. That is a ton of work. Obviously, I’m severely jealous that you’ll see GbV and in Ohio no less. I think the chance they’ll ever come to Paris is infinitely less than zero. I’m good. The dental thing is over. I’m making a haunted house video game kind of thing with Zac and this writer Sabrina and Puce Mary. It’s really fun. Big up, bud. ** Reade M., Hi, welcome. Thank you so very much for those incredibly kind words about my work. That’s just so wonderful to hear. I’d love to be interviewed on a tiny radio program about my music tastes and eat a cookie. Say the word. I’m down. Yeah, thank you. How are you? Do you like doing that program? Well, duh, of course you must. Take care, and, yeah, just hit me up if you want my voice. xo. ** Kat, Hey, hey! I do remember you running experimental music shows. That excited me. Will you restart that venture now? Or soon? Oh, your email address lodges in the internal workings of the blog when you comment, so I’ll send you my address there in a minute. Or let me know if there’s a better way to reach you. I would love to hear your tape! Like really love! Awesome. Lots o’ love from me! ** Florian AF, Hello again to you, Florian. I do still do email. Not with great efficiency, but yes. Do you have my current one? If not, it’s denniscooper72@outlook.com. I’ll go check your etsy store. If I’ve looked at it, it’s been while. Thank you, pal. ** Okay. I decided to dig out an arguably serenity providing post from the dead blog’s ruins for you today. See you tomorrow.

“Give my benevolence, my physical perfection, and my love as a gift for yourself or a loved one!”

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ISAIDYES, 20
Marburg

I am looking for an older man who would like to deflower a young slim college boy anally as soon as possible. Preferably this week, also spontaneously. For this I am now selling my virginity to the highest bidder.

For defloration you should either know a very safe place outdoors or be visitable.

In the future I’ll be available for quick fucks for less pay.

No caresses / kisses. It should only be pure fucked.

I’m so tight that even taking a shit is a major undertaking for me so you’ll need to lick me out and stretch me with a dildo.

Guestbook of ISAIDYES

ISAIDYES (Owner) – Sept 8, 2021
I have herpes.

steven1736 – Sept 6, 2021
Well, let’s just say he’s not a virgin anymore. He discreetly entered my AirBNB. We sipped champagne and popped pills. I stripped him, pried his hole open with my fingers, then fucked him like a beast in every position splattering cum at regular intervals until he passed out. I continued unaided and eventually finished, redressed him, stuck some bills in his back pocket and carried him out to a waiting Uber.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Languages English, German
Position Bottom only
Dick M Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Smoker Socially
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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SacredSlut, 22
Palm Springs

Blonde/Blue angel available for you to release all your negative energy into and transform it into self care and confidence. Give my benevolence, my physical perfection, and my love as a gift for yourself or a loved one!

Guestbook of SacredSlut

SacredSlut (Owner) – Sept 1, 2021
STOP YOUR SHIT COMMENTS YOU’RE A BIG SHIT!

TrustOrBust – Sept 1, 2021
In the end, this world is all about trust. If you will be able to actually trust those who are worthy (spoiler: he is not), you will turn out to be the happiest you can be.

FrankiXXL – Aug 29, 2021
You can never forget the day you taste of it.

TiesandTies – Aug 24, 2021
He’s a spoiled brat and his cosmetic surgery is very annoying.

Brett – Aug 21, 2021
He wanted me to pay him to dress up in dresses and take photos with rap music playing.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Arabic
Languages English, Arabic
Position Versatile
Dick XL Cut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft
Smoker No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Sextoy4U, 19
Sheffield

Fun, fit and mouthwatering fiesta boy living in my house.

Looking to be shown the real meaning of earning his keep.

Likes his swimming, running, wrestling and has become a real gym bunny.

Cute enough to have had experience of being fawned over, flirted with and groped.

Not smart enough to know there are powerful, well-to-do men just waiting to get their hands on him.

Make him strip. Make him yours. Then pay me.

Guestbook of Sextoy4U

DomesticFruit – Sept 6, 2021
hey you pissers under me shut up you have no idea

Foreskin83 – Sept 5, 2021
Complicated, hardly understands anything.

UpstatePig – Sept 3, 2021
Junk drawer. Put your junk there.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity White
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M Uncut
Kissing No
FF No answer
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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RefinementIsRomantic, 21
Paris

I’m a Philosophy Student at The Sorbonne University, I’m specialized in Ethics. Je parle également très bien français. I’m into doing virtually anything just so long as you are classy and look the part and can describe it to me with eloquence. My favorite color is sky blue and I love iced coffee.

Guestbook of RefinementIsRomantic

Queensmoney718 – Sept 10, 2021
A God who gave this boy money problems is a great God.

camelblue – Sept 9, 2021
I loved everything about his penis. I love how it looked, that slim fleshy shaft. I loved the head so much, that beautiful shape, the feeling of taking that whole spongy head in my mouth, feeling along the ridges of it with my tongue. I love knowing how sensitive it felt for him when I had it in my mouth. I loved his dick but I loved that it came with a pair of balls too. I loved that hot nutsack just hanging there attached to his cock. I loved massaging his balls, knowing how sensitive they were, rolling his testicles in between my fingers, knowing that millions of sperm cells were inside this nut, and that I was going to crack it open and make them come out. It was so hot knowing that the only reason his cock exists is to squirt out the hot sperm from his testicles. His penis and ballsack were so beautiful, but sucking it was so fun because I got to eat semen at the end. And I loved eating his semen because I knew how good I was making him feel right at the moment all of that salty jizz was squiting in my mouth. Sperm is so hot, their shape their little tails swimming so violently and aggressively to get to an egg. They are the essence of boys. These sperm cells are only inside boys. I loved knowing that when I tasted that salty hot load, I was eating millions of those sperm. Literally millions of flaggelating, swimming sperm just violently squirting into my mouth, coating my tongue and throat. My mouth was full of millions of these sticky little guys tingling down my throat and leaving a strong spermy aftertaste. I knew I was truly experiencing this boy and the power of his boyhood when I let him shoot millions of his kids, his living male cells into my mouth.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Languages English, French
Position Versatile
Dick L Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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marypoppins, 20
Slough

MY COCK 26 x 8 WANT TO FUCK YOU AND I BANG YOU THROUGH I HATE THIS WEBSITE I LIKE CHICKS I NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUT I NEED THE MONEY TO HELP MY NAN ((I WANT TO BLOW YOUR ASS LICK IT OUT THEN I FUCKED YOU!!! 🙂 I ALSO WANT A REAL JOB DOING ANYTHING -)))

Guestbook of marypoppins

IpGuy – Sept 6, 2021
He was drunk, scared shitless, shaking like a leaf and almost hyperventilating. He had a lot of Foo Fighters posters on his walls, so we wound up talking about the Foo Fighters his Nan, and when that didn’t help either I just loaned him a few bob and left.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Average
Ethnicity Spanish
Languages English, Spanish
Position Top only
Dick L Uncut
Kissing No
FF No answer
Dirty No
S&M Yes
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 90£
Overnight Rate 400£

 

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life-equals-pain, 18
Neuquén

i decided to offer some service because of my financial situation and debts which i cant handle anymore.

i will also accept a suburban middle age daddy to live with and be groomed to take over his business.

Guestbook of life-equals-pain

VirginGayTop – Sept 2, 2021
I have spent my life letting anxiety and fear get in the way of what I want which is to fuck a long haired teenaged boy. He helped push me out of my anxiety and take my penile virginity. He did not get an erection so I can not speak to the doom that the others here are referring to.

Anonymous – Aug 27, 2021
True

uncutlog – Aug 27, 2021
Doomed depending on what you’re into

Anonymous – Aug 27, 2021
If you give him an erection (not easy) you’re doomed.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity Spanish
Languages English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick M Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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ParisianSlutInRome, 19
Rome

I will drop your jaw to the floor and blow your mind until smoke is coming out of your ears.

Dinner dates are my favorite as I like to take my time with who I’m with, and it means we can fuck before eating then eat then fuck again as soon as your downstairs is ready.

If you are between 16 and 25 years old I am a bottom.
If you’re 26 – 99 I’m a top.
So boys show your cocks and men show your asses.

In either case I intend to be so memorable that when you lie on your deathbed and think of your life you’ll only be able to think of me

Guestbook of ParisianSlutInRome

ParisianSlutInRome (Owner) – Sept 11, 2021
Everyone I’ve been with so far has been too clumsy and unfriendly and has had unrealistic needs. Try harder.

ParisianSlutInRome (Owner) – Sept 5, 2021
Offers to suck my cock are “meh”. It never results in me accepting you. Surely w my looks you should be taking it far beyond such trivial offers.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Languages English, French, Italian
Position Versatile
Dick L Uncut
Kissing Consent
FF No
Dirty No
S&M No
Smoker No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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youngdreamer, 19
Grad Rijeka

Immediately i will say DONT DM ME IF U WANT TO ONLY HOOK UP. I ONLY DO HOOK UPS IF YOU PAY AND EVEN THEN IM NOT 100 SURE OF IT CAUSE AFTER I DO HOOK UPS I HAVE A TENDENCY TO CRY wHEN I GET HOME BCS I HAT MYSELF AND FEEL LIKE A SLUT WHICH I DONT LIKE AT ALL.

So pls dont dm me unless you can pay a lot and yet then i wont 100% go.

im also into fashion a lot since im a femboy and love fashion not just feminine clothes but in general so dont Expect me to like heels and skirts cause i despise them.

Also also im 19 im half american half croatian. I do speak croatian but its very very bad and its much easier for me to simply speak english. If ive seen your message and havent replied is down to 3 things: 1 im busy atm 2 im not interested and 3 I dont know what to say bcs i have generally bad problems with talking. I also am not available every single day to go somewhere since A i dont live alone i luve with my mother still tyvm 2 if you tell me to simply make an excuse it wont fucking work cause my mom is a smart woman and wont be easily tricked by me anymore.

Guestbook of youngdreamer

markfive – Sept 5, 2021
To hopefully end this saga I agreed to take him back if I can put him on a regimen of anti androgens to suppress testosterone along with female hormones until he is effectively chemically castrated. I’ll also destroy his sissy testicals with Tagamet which shrinks balls. I’ll also stir them with needles to help destroy the insides. And he agreed!

markfive – Sept 2, 2021
I dumped him yesterday. The divorce papers are signed. Bad luck I guess. But if you know me, heheheh, I have ten more boys waiting just to msg them on skype. Its hard to find really, really cute ones. Its esp hard when you find one and he turns out phucked in the head. Sometimes I feel there is not a signle normal cute boy left on the earth, its just crazy. I fucked him so hard, I cum so many times in his tiny ass. I got him drunk and screwed him, I gave him pills and went he was asleep I fucked him until the bed was completely soaked from his sweat and pee and saliva. I was with a permanent boner all day and could fuck him about 5 minutes after I ejaculated – all fucking day and night long. Boys are so stupid once you get them into your bed. But I want a soulmate, I am tired of these sluts. FUCK YOU LOSER, FUCK YOU IN YOUR UGLY FUCKING TEETH AND SCRAWNY FUCKING ASS. HE BLOCKED ME ON SKYPE!

dogfood – Aug 28, 2021
So are you going to stay with him forever or let him die?

markfive – Aug 28, 2021
He had a total nervous breakdown in front of me today. He said he wanted to die. From cancer. “I want it to be qucik. Then my friends will call home and they my parents will tell them , oh we are sorry, Zhivko (that’s his name) passed away” – direct quote. He got a hotel room and I wanted to go there and talk but he refuses to meet anyone. I should have known better, he gave me hints. First time we fucked he said, “fuck me like a corpse in the morgue”. I laughed, thinking he was only joking. But now I know he has this idea of being a corpse, he wants to die and he has now isolated himself from the rest of the world. How can this be happening.

dogfood – Aug 16, 2021
Cute depressed guys are the best, I love them. Spoil him with hugs!

markfive – Aug 16, 2021
If anyone’s still reading he is bipolar, gets depressed, sometimes as bad as starting to cry for no reason, he has some heart disease, his father beats him, he sometimes faints without warning. He told me what to do in case he passes out. I know what I WILL DO FIRST. Isn’t life insane?

FeetBoyPete – July 23, 2021
Yes, congratulations! He is a cutie!

markfive – July 23, 2021
A little rocky. An ugly fuck told him I was shaggin other boys, which of course was true but he wasn’t supposed to know. I get bored quickly yes. He believed him because that sick fuck was his “best friend”. We separated despite all my explanations. The next day he tried to kill himself. But we’re good again. I shagged him so hard last night he broke his front teeth on the frame of our bed! He’s such a stunner.

Aidanaidanaidan – July 23, 2021
So how’s that going for you?

Jann1869 – July 14, 2021
Ummm … rash?

markfive – July 14, 2021
I know, I know….this sounds crazy but I’m going to marry this boy today. God he is so fucking extra cute! I shagged him all night and I wanted to keep shagging him non-stop for the rest of my life. So I proposed and he said yes! He even promised not to log into this account anymore. WoW. I even told him not to drive a car today to prevent him from dying in a car accident, so that means I really care. Croatian boys are fucking hotties.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Languages English, Arabic, Croatian
Position Bottom only
Dick S Cut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Strangeblond, 21
Houston

My current potential to accept a sugar daddy is 50/50.

I’ve had 1 really great sugar daddy, and 1 nasty.

Unemotional sex in any quantity you want if it’s going to ever happen again. This is a job, not a relationship to me.

Very shy but sexy.

Ive been physically attacked by fellow gays for being so shy so I only share my body if I think I’m safe. I was also abandoned on the side of road by the nasty sugar daddy.

Thank You for Your time today.

Guestbook of Strangeblond

Strangeblond (Owner) – Sept 3, 2021
I should add that the one drawback of my otherwise successful training is he’s now a huge gossip who indulges in a lot of childish behaviour.

Strangeblond (Owner) – Sept 3, 2021
This account is shared by X(avier) and Strangeblond. Either may be on the account at any given time.

Hello fellow Sugardaddys, it is X(avier) here. I have spent 6 weeks with this boy, trained him into official sextoy behaviour. He’s picked up very quickly and is quite the experimental boy for all his recalcitrance, however our arrangement was never going to be long term. He wanted security and I wanted summer fun while my husband was away. I have agreed to help him seek a longer term Sugardaddy now he has my training and I honestly can’t think of a better fuck-on-demand than this boy.

Any one of us may be on this account so do feel free to contact and we can make arrangements.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity White
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L Cut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 100$

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Market_fresh, 20
Madrid

I’m a fit, sporty, lonely, well built guy who loves having his body on show and I’m looking for some men to get into me. I’m often best described as being currently bisexual but willing to become completely gay for the right man. There are things that can’t be said just felt, and when people lay eyes on me, they not only see, they feel like there’s no other option.

Guestbook of Market_fresh

Market_fresh (Owner) – Sept 9, 2021
I will tell you a secret, I just went thru a transformation. My body suddenly quit making testosterone, and also did start making estrogen. This was about a year ago. But I have lost all hair neck down. I now take a estrogen blocker. And receive testosterone replacement therapy. But the job was done.

Market_fresh (Owner) – Sept 8, 2021
Thinking of the times older women have groped me on the train.

Market_fresh (Owner) – Sept 7, 2021
Thinking about why older women are attracted to me.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Little hair
Ethnicity Spanish
Languages English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick XL Uncut
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Smoker No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 1000€

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fuckmepayme66, 19
Mexico City

No need for more info

Guestbook of fuckmepayme66

oliyes – Sept 10, 2021
🚽m

Helldevil007 – Sept 8, 2021
You know what to do

Real10 – Sept 5, 2021
Slutty through & through  & through

Chubbychubz – Sept 3, 2021
My life is very stressful but when this whore was lying face down on my bed with a lubed ass mounting him felt like climbing on a life raft.

fuckmepayme66 (Owner) – Sept 3, 2021
So far everyone has liked my ass.

itsHendrick – Sept 1, 2021
He’s into anything, give him money.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Spanish
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick S Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200₱
Overnight Rate 500₱

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Giancarlo, 18
Giarre

I am looking for my first experiences with a woman who is sexually drunk. Sorry I’m not looking for gay men, this is the only reputable website I have found. Nevertheless, I wish you gays all the best and all the best☺️

Guestbook of Giancarlo

Giancarlo (Owner) – Sept 9, 2021
No feminist please!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity White
Languages English, Italian
Position Top only
Dick L Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty No
S&M No
Smoker No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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beautifulsucklips, 20
New York City

I am currently married to a woman but that’s not a problem. I am 420 friendly and when I’m high asf like I probably am now I feel dumb and gay. I am a person at peace and in a VERY amazing chapter in my life. I’ll be naked by the door. I’m not so costly, anyone can afford me very easily.

Guestbook of beautifulsucklips

baldwin – Sept 9, 2021
I participated in a 3 man cumdump with this escort for the first time this week, I managed to give him 2 loads and he got maybe 10 loads altogether. I found it to be a lot less hot than it actually was? The spell was sort of broken as soon as I left the hotel. I thought ‘for a quick thrill, how worth it is cumdumping really?’ It’s all fun until you realise you have to get on with real life, and this sort of sleazy ideal situation that we’re fed through porn and forums isn’t actually real? Like yeah sex is great, physical pleasure is great. But that’s it? I can’t really see the drive behind it beyond that (personally) ~ this is just me though, I’m not critiquing anyone’s sex life, do what you want I don’t give a shit lol. Just saying personally it wasn’t for me. Am I thinking too hard into this? I think the big thing for me was thinking ‘oh shit I’ve literally just wasted two days where i could have been doing a million other things?’

durrrtyGuy – Aug 26, 2021
Nothin hotter than hanging out and shoving huge dildos up this bro’s willing 🍑 for hours. Enemas also 🥵

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L Cut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty No
S&M Yes
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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IAmWantIAm, 24
London

I like to get tied up and fucked. If you are a cowboy, and you want to practice your roping, let me know, and for a small fee you can rope, hogtie, and fuck me.

Guestbook of IAmWantIAm

ROSS – Sept 7, 2021
I have never felt guilty or dirty after fucking an escort until I fucked this guy.

IAmWantIAm (Owner) – Sept 5, 2021
I don’t believe in the pandemic.

R – Sept 4, 2021
Me and three friends spent two hours supersizing his hole in the Hampstead Heath woods then we all had a massive climax together.

Chavannes99 – Sept 2, 2021
Without even knowing him I find him sexy, well done and I want to abuse him again and again

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Never
Hourly Rate 100£
Overnight Rate 309£

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Gay_Art, 21
Brussels

Yes, I am a sex worker, but my real passion is to draw with pencil or charcoal. Most of the time I draw men, preferably as a nude drawing. But currently I am also trying to work in objects such as houses and bridges or in natural drawings.

I offer my own pencil drawings and charcoal drawings by myself, between this and the sex work I finance my studies a little.

The drawings shown serve as examples of my work but can be purchased if they are not already sold. I mostly draw on A4 paper, but smaller or larger is no problem if you wish.

You are welcome to send me a very personal picture template or idea, I will discuss everything with you and make your own personal drawing.

The prices are based on the effort involved in the drawing. So far, however, I have come to an agreement with anyone who was seriously interested in a drawing.

Guestbook of Gay_Art

Gay_Art (Owner) – Sept 12, 2021
I don’t think of myself as being neither man or woman, rather I am closer to the gender of a tree.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Average
Ethnicity White
Languages English, French, Dutch
Position Versatile
Dick L Uncut
Kissing Consent
FF No
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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RaccoonInTrash, 18
Zhanjiang City

I’m studying in Shanghai and I want a horny old man who loves me

Guestbook of RaccoonInTrash

Amaze – Sept 5, 2021
I love him because he can go from cute and fun and chatty about anime and music and then two seconds later, his face is smashed in a pillow moaning and screaming because I was in the mood.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Asian
Languages English, Chinese
Position Bottom only
Dick S Cut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty WS only
S&M Yes
Smoker No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 60元
Overnight Rate 200元

 

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eltonjosh, 19
Berlin

Are you extremely horny for me?

For better agreement:
– Describe me your sex fantasy about me in details?
– how you wanna be fucked up on the bed under me?
– how you want me to sit on your face and rip farts?

Also personalized videos where I shove a dildo up my ass and scream your name, gladly with cum!

Guestbook of eltonjosh

AshW51 – Sept 7, 2021
If you want more than he offers and know hypnosis he is very weak brained.

eltonjosh (Owner) – Sept 4, 2021
idk wtf is up w this retarded app.

Bobbygate – Sept 3, 2021
He has the strengths and weaknesses of his age and mediocrity. Those who, like me, adore dumb teenagers with athletic butts resign themselves to putting up with his defects.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Languages English, German
Position Top only
Dick XL Cut
Kissing No
FF Active
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Smoker No
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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love_is_everywhere, 21
Üniversiteler Mahallesi

The call to sell out my integrity is deafening.

Do you subscribe to the theory of a natural male order or hierarchy? That some are born naturally poor trash and are drawn – against their sense of logic – to live a life of luxury?

I wasn’t sure, but as time goes on, the deep-seated urge to trade my relative “freedom” for nice clothes and food and the run of a mansion grows stronger and the natural superiority of rich dudes becomes more apparent. If this makes any sense at all.

I respectfully welcome your guidance and input as I struggle to reconcile this developing realization with the meaningless and hard scrabble life I’ve led thus far.

Guestbook of love_is_everywhere

love_is_everywhere (Owner) – Sept 1, 2021
Don’t look at the words below, look at me.

timothydonald1 – Sept 1, 2021
In other words this guy charges a crazy price. Words are beautiful, even when coming from a guy who is not worth more than any other and objectively has far less to contribute than many others, who just by using certain words or a nickname like “love_is_everywhere” tries to put in the minds of any potential customer that merely his asking an exorbitant amount is a guarantee that it is totally justified. All this without having in any way shown that he is worth it. Except with his own well-chosen words of course. Another young escort who arrives here being utterly unrealistic and futilely hoping to land the jackpot with this kind of technique.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little hair
Ethnicity Arabic
Languages English, Turkish
Position Versatile
Dick M Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty No
S&M Soft
Smoker Socially
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 1500€
Overnight Rate 12000€

 

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GunPlay, 23
Hamburg

Rape at gunpoint, no condom

Guestbook of GunPlay

GunPlay (Owner) – Sept 13, 2021
This is butt sex, accidents happen, and I am a grown up, but don’t leave a log in the pit before I go in.

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity White
Languages English, German
Position Top only
Dick XL Uncut
Kissing No
FF Active
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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youknowwhoiam, 19
St. Louis

slim homeless teenage street sleeper for getting oral rimmed getting or giving fucks and prbly more. its not for everyone but its what i do. i sleep behind bud’s texaco station on n hwy 94 but i can also borrow some coins and take a bus. ive been known to trade for alcohol or food. robby john son six teen a t hot male c o m.

Guestbook of youknowwhoiam

youknowwhoiam (Owner) – Sept 10, 2021
then yep.

Dave2311 – Sept 10, 2021
Wydown-Skinker

youknowwhoiam (Owner) – Sept 10, 2021
where?

Dave2311 – Sept 10, 2021
Technically

youknowwhoiam (Owner) – Sept 10, 2021
own bedroom?

Dave2311 – Sept 10, 2021
To breed you or fist you or something. Just something put inside of you really

youknowwhoiam (Owner) – Sept 10, 2021
how much.

Dave2311 – Sept 10, 2021
Would you like a nice place to live

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Ethnicity White
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M Cut
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Never
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 150$

 

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Luka, 20
Exeter

im just a hole sir
pay if u maybe wanna…idk…shove it in me?

sometimes I just wanna get eaten out all night
dinner served 🍽

sometimes my cum spills on my t shirt
I just wanna swallow it all

two dicks inside are better than one…change my mind
I guess it’s a race to see who breeds who first

sometimes when there’s no money about…a twinks gotta pig
front or back…

just a twink watching a man digest my fifth cumshot today
a huge cum volcano

Guestbook of Luka

RobertTOP-XL – Sept 2, 2021
You got that special spark

Thatch – Sept 2, 2021
I would invite you to meet with me in person so we can go on a picnic

Mattm – Sept 2, 2021
hairy or smooth doesn’t matter I’ll stick my tongue in it

tomalex265 – Sept 2, 2021
I like you ride me as a drunk cowboy

Manwithahole – Sept 2, 2021
you should cycle 25mile a day during the week to get more fit. i mean why not, right?

americanoxo – Sept 2, 2021
Need a new Cum…
Can you get me some?

sdsadas – Sept 2, 2021

Tzl123 – Sept 2, 2021
I will fuck your mind ! You will hallucinate !

cruz10 – Sept 2, 2021
RT If you want to be rimmed with a loaded gun in your mouth

its_rahul – Sept 2, 2021
I m ready to throw u on bed…..

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick XXL Uncut
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft
Smoker Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
1 Hour: £300
Overnight: £1500

 

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p.s. Hey. A couple of interviews with me about ‘I Wished’ have just appeared if anyone’s interested. There’s this one at AnOther Magazine, and this one at ‘them’. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Thank you! Whoa, SCAB comes out today! I’ll go look for the link and stuff once the hour becomes civilized enough for you to launch it. Great! I think everyone will be very happy with the issue, and probably the work will be largely if not entirely new to most people. Yay! Yeah, religion’s popularity is pretty interesting, for sure. I used to not understand that, but with all this insane conspiracy theory and Trump-related belief going on these days, it’s a lot easier to figure out. Unfortunately my dentist didn’t get Love’s memo yesterday because it was pain central, but at least it’s over. I’m capped, and I’m free! Love delivering a riveting Power Point lecture on the history of chewing gum, G. ** Niko, Hi, Niko! Thank you so much! I celebrated by getting my teeth fixed and eating a cupcake (surprisingly not easy to do in Paris). xo. ** G, Hi, G! Thank you again so much for that amazing review of my novel. My head exploded. You can’t tell, but it did. Yes, the word is ‘found’. I hope you’re doing wonderfully and that your week is reflecting that with a high sheen. ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks, Ben. All credit on the cover to the mighty Kier Cooke Sandvik.** David, It hurt, but it happened, and it’s finis. A reputable store … do such things exist? Thank you, man. ** Misanthrope, Yeah, I thought I would just shock you all like Drake or whoever. Play something fast and hard and loud, and throw yourself around your bedroom. ** Tosh Berman, Thanks, Tosh, hope you like it. ** Oscar B., Oscar! This is a rare treat! Thank you so much about ‘I Wished’. That’s amazing to read. Yeah, let’s hang soon. Love, me. ** Sypha, Thanks, James. Does anyone call you Jim or Jimmy? I bet not. Yeah, ten years since ‘TMS’. Weird to me too. ‘Dune’ can wait, ha ha. Oh, God, mega-sympathies on your not being free of the dentist. I was terrified mine was going to tell me I needed another visit. Make sure yours doesn’t get stingy with the novocaine. Mine seemed to think using it was decadent or something. ** Chris kelso, Hi, Chris! Good to see you, and thanks. Yeah, I mean, sure, if you want to do something on the book, I’d be very grateful. Yes, your package arrived! I’ve been deadlining on a project and kind of swamped with stuff, so I haven’t had the chance to start reading yet, but I will soon, and am excited to do so. Thank you so much! Take care, bud. ** Bill, Thanks, Bill. Hope it meets with your approval. I know, I’m unspeakably excited for the new Joy Williams! When I met her, ‘FluidO’ was already out, but she was planning to do another film with Jurgen, though I don’t know if that ended up happening. I found and ate a cupcake. From Berko, the Paris cupcake place. Yum. ** xTx, Oh, wow! xTx, I miss you! Thank you, thank you! It’s so lovely to see you! When I go to LA next to work on Zac’s and my new film, let’s meet up. I would love to see you! You’re the best! Big love, me. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Thanks, the pain was a huge drag, but it didn’t follow me home, thank goodness. Uh, I’ve done a bunch of interviews. I have one this weekend, I’m not sure if there’ll be more. I’ve never heard of ‘Little Girl’, huh. Everyone, Here’s Steve: ‘My review of LITTLE GIRL, a documentary about an 8-year-old French trans girl, came out yesterday. Ack, the Andersen doc sounds terrible. That was the fear: that it would be something like that. I’ll watch it warily. ** adam r., Hi, Adam! Thank you for your excitement. Yes, Joy Williams is my favorite American writer, and I too am literally quaking in my epidermis to read her new novel. Enjoy your week and way beyond. ** Jamie, Hey, Jamie! There were a lot of tears on my side when I wrote the novel. I was surprised by how useful Santa Claus ended up being. It was kind of a whim at first, and then … wham. My wish for ‘I Wished’ is the boring and predictable one: that people of not too small a number really like it. I’m good, lots of projects in motion, which is what I like. Obviously, I hope the new medications take care of your obnoxious health attackers. Sweetness about Ari talking. Have a really, really good day by whatever means necessary. ** Jeff J, Hey, Jeff! Thank you, man. Yeah, I could believe it’s one of my best novels, but I don’t know. David did the interview especially for the post. Super generous of him. I did see ‘Annette’. I had a bunch of issues with it, but ultimately I kind of loved it and felt totally on board with its ambitions and most of its payoff. You? I’m happy that your feet are relocating themselves beneath you. Such a tough time. Talk soon? ** Daniel, Aw, thank you very much, Daniel! Always lovely to see you! ** John Newton, Hi, John. Really good to see you. Time is relative around this blog, so no problem. Obviously happy to hear you got through the nature blast without damage. Thank you, and take care. ** Derek McCormack, Ha ha, as Santa’s confidant, I can tell you that there’s something very big and bulky in his bag for you this year. Mum’s the word on what. Love, me. ** Nick Toti, Hey there, Nick! Things are all right. If we’re really lucky, we’ll shoot the new film in February. Too early to tell, but it looks quite possible. Sure, happy to host your extravaganza in progress, of course, and thank you for wanting. ‘Mudmonster’: yes, excellent! Have a good one. ** Brian, Hi, Brian. I figured you were going through some major changes and adjustments. So … how is it? What do you think? You happy there so far? Thank you so much for the congrats. Really nice to see you, my friend. ** David Ehrenstein, Ha ha, I know you meant well with the Streisand thing, but, oh my goodness! ** Mark Stephens, Mark! Old pal! Thank you, thank you. Congrats on the recall outcome, whew. I miss you. Lots and lots of love to you and Julie! ** Kat, Whoa, Kat! Hey, hey, pal! So nice to see you! Thank you for wanting to read my thing. You good? I sure hope so. Oh, yes, uh … I’ll email you my address. How exciting! Thank you in advance. Ever present love from me. ** Florian AF, Thank you, F. It’s very emotional. That’s kind of different. Curious about that book you mentioned. Take care. ** blake, Blake! Oh, man, you’re a sight for sore eyes. Well, your wordage plus my imagination. Even though Facebook sucks, it is sad and hampering when friends understandably bail on it. I can’t seem to bring myself to go over to the other two, where most people I know are now. You’re in Baltimore! I didn’t know that! That does make it much more likely that I can see you! Great, that would be so, so nice. I almost went to NYC, well, right now actually, to do book stuff, but everything got cancelled because of .. you know. But soonish. Put Paris on your wish list too, please. Things are pretty okay here. Man, what a treat to see you. Let’s Zoom or something, no? Mega-love, me. ** Kyler, Hi, K. Well, it must’ve been fate or something with you and the train. Thanks, man, I hope you like it. Ditto on the knowing. Love, me. ** Okay. Back to the usual here on the blog where the 15th of the month brings you escorts whether you or they like it or not. See you tomorrow.

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