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Interactive Fiction Games Day, starring Colossal Cave Adventure *

* (restored)

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Play-through

Will Crowther’s Colossal Cave Adventure was neither the first computer game nor the first program to emulate conversation; nevertheless, Adventure — an interactive textual simulation of a caving expedition, augmented by fantasy-themed puzzles – inspired a generation of hackers. Playing Adventure involves reading prose descriptions of the setting, and typing brief commands (i.e. “light lamp”) in order to solve puzzles and collect treasure. Similar text games representing environments defined both by story and rules were extremely popular during the 80s and (with the addition of graphics) through the 90s. Text-adventures, also known as “interactive fiction”, attracted modest scholarly attention as an emerging literary form in the 80s.

‘While today’s young computer professionals may have only passing familiarity with Adventure, the game had a tremendous effect on an earlier generation of programmers. Lines from Adventure, such as “You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike” and the magic word “XYZZY”, quickly entered hacker culture. The New Hacker Dictionary includes the term “vadding” (“from VAD, a permutation of ADV (i.e., ADVENT), used to avoid a particular admin’s continual search-and-destroy sweeps for the game”), defining it as a “leisure-time activity of certain hackers involving the covert exploration of the ‘secret’ parts of large buildings”.

‘When Adventure reached MIT in the spring of 1977, one group of players reacted by creating Zork and the company Infocom, whose text-adventure titles were best-sellers during the 80s. Other entrepreneurs inspired by Adventure included Scott Adams (founder of Adventure International), who published the lean but accessible Adventureland in 1978, and Ken and Roberta Williams (co-founders of Sierra On-Line), who produced the first graphic adventure game (Mystery House, 1980) after Roberta got hooked on Adventure. In 1978, Atari employee Warren Robinett reworked the general exploration-and-treasure premise into a 2D graphic game, also called Adventure, which sold a million units. During the late 70s, text-based computer games had tactical advantages over games using the slow, blocky, and expensive graphics that were then cutting-edge.


Atari ‘Adventure’

‘Last year’s graphic games dated quickly due to rapid hardware advances, while last year’s text games still appealed to this year’s text gamers, which helped sales. Text games were also easily portable to multiple platforms, thereby increasing sales potential in a crowded market. When the PC and Mac emerged as the dominant hardware platforms in the late 80s, both the aesthetic and economic advantages of text adventures evaporated.


‘Colossal Cave Adventure’, later version

‘Even after the commercial market faded, hobbyists continued to play, review, and create interactive fiction. Indeed, the post-commercial IF community was producing valuable analysis and theory long before games began to emerge as an academic subject.

‘Within the computer science field, Knuth (1998) used Adventure as his sole example in a 107-page tutorial on “literate programming” — coding for human readers as well as machines. His text carefully translates the Crowther/Woods FORTRAN code to CWEB, prefacing each section of code with a discussion of how the rules defined in each section of code affect the gameplay. Knuth expects his reader to have played Adventure multiple times, but offers his close reading of the code as the proper way to experience the work.

‘Knuth’s approach is the mirror image of Buckles (1985), whose dissertation on Adventure employs literary formalism to examine what she calls a “storygame” in terms of established genres such as the riddle and the folktale. Where Knuth’s procedural formalism argues “you cannot fully appreciate the astonishing brilliance of its design until you have seen all of the surprises that have been built in [the code]”, Buckles explores the narratives that her volunteer players generated as they attempted (often unsuccessfully) to make sense of their partial exposure to the simulated world.


‘Colossal Cave Adventure’, even later version

‘Nevertheless, many things that Adventure players enjoyed — logic and resource-management puzzles and the exploration of a complex virtual topography within the context of a framing story — remain staples in adventure, role-playing, and multiplayer game genres. Further, many elements that Adventure did not implement — complex non-player characters, believable AI, dynamic branching plots — still elude today’s game designers. Lured by the siren song of ever-improving graphics power, terrified by the risks involved with truly unique ideas in gaming, the industry is collectively stumbling along a path well-worn by Hollywood, which uses non-stop action and visual spectacle to compete against itself for the quickest path to the consumer’s dollar.

‘One of the major goals of video game systems has been to simulate the real, to create images so lifelike, and movements so natural that there is no sense of artifice, yet paradoxically, the technology is put in service to creating a world that could very well do without it. Because interactive fiction authors can draw on an existing body of narrative techniques, as well as emergent code-based interaction techniques, the medium (free from the corporate pressures associated with team-based development) is well-suited to individual experimentation and innovation.’ — Dennis G. Jerz, ‘Somewhere Nearby is Colossal Cave: Examining Will Crowther’s Original “Adventure” in Code and in Kentucky’

Finish reading that (above) then play this (below)

 

 

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Get Lamp: A Documentary about Adventures in Text (2010)
Directed by Jason Scott

‘With limited sound, simple graphics, and tiny amounts of computing power, the first games on home computers would hardly raise an eyebrow in the modern era of photorealism and surround sound. In a world of Quake, Half-Life and Halo, it is expected that a successful game must be loud, fast, and full of blazing life-like action.

‘But in the early 1980s, an entire industry rose over the telling of tales, the solving of intricate puzzles and the art of writing. Like living books, these games described fantastic worlds to their readers, and then invited them to live within them. They were called “computer adventure games”, and they used the most powerful graphics processor in the world: the human mind.

‘Rising from side projects at universities and engineering companies, adventure games would describe a place, and then ask what to do next. They presented puzzles, tricks and traps to be overcome. They were filled with suspense, humor and sadness. And they offered a unique type of joy as players discovered how to negotiate the obstacles and think their way to victory. These players have carried their memories of these text adventures to the modern day, and a whole new generation of authors have taken up the torch to present a new set of places to explore.

Get Lamp is a documentary that will tell the story of the creation of these incredible games, in the words of the people who made them.’ — Get Lamp Website


Trailer: ‘Get Lamp’


Tribute to and video about ‘Get Lamp’

 

 

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Interactive Fiction Games

‘Text adventures are one of the oldest types of computer games and form a subset of the adventure genre. The player uses text input to control the game, and the game state is relayed to the player via text output. Input is usually provided by the player in the form of simple sentences such as “get key” or “go east”, which are interpreted by a text parser. Parsers may vary in sophistication; the first text adventure parsers could only handle two-word sentences in the form of verb-noun pairs. Later parsers, such as those built on Infocom’s ZIL (Zork Implementation Language), could understand complete sentences. Later parsers could handle increasing levels of complexity parsing sentences such as “open the red box with the green key then go north”. This level of complexity is the standard for works of interactive fiction today.

‘Despite their lack of graphics, text adventures include a physical dimension where players move between rooms. Many text adventure games boasted their total number of rooms to indicate how much gameplay they offered. These games are unique in that they may create an illogical space, where going north from area A takes you to area B, but going south from area B did not take you back to area A. This can create mazes that do not behave as players expect, and thus players must maintain their own map. These illogical spaces are much more rare in today’s era of 3D gaming, and the Interactive Fiction community in general decries the use of mazes entirely, claiming that mazes have become arbitrary ‘puzzles for the sake of puzzles’ and that they can, in the hands of inexperienced programmers, become immensely frustrating for players to navigate.’ — XYZZY News – The Magazine for Interactive Fiction Enthusiasts

Some classic examples


‘Zork 1’


‘Mystery House’


Scott Adams shows and discusses ‘Adventureland’


‘Trinity’


‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’


‘Leather Goddesses of Phobos’


‘Eric the Unready’

‘Gateway II: Home World’

 

 

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Resources

The Interactive Fiction Archive
‘The contents of the IF Archive — including thousands of text adventures, text adventure development tools, articles, essays, hint files, walkthroughs, jokes, and sly references to Greek politics — are contributed by the interactive fiction community, past and present.’ — IFA

The Interactive Fiction Database
‘The Interactive Fiction Database is an IF game catalog and recommendation engine. IFDB is a Wiki-style community project: members can add new game listings, write reviews, exchange game recommendations, and more.’ — IFD

The Annual Interactive Fiction Competition
‘For the last fifteen years, the readers of the Usenet newsgroup rec.arts.int-fiction have held a yearly interactive fiction competition. For fans of the old Infocom games as well as for newcomers to the genre, the competition is a chance to enjoy some of the best short adventure games available anywhere.’ — IFC

Interactive Fiction: A Beginner’s Guide
‘This site is a quick start guide, designed to help people who want to try interactive fiction, or as it is also called, text adventures. It is divided up into seven steps, which can all be seen in the table to the left. Reading through all the material on this site takes about 10-20 minutes, and that’s all the preparation you’ll need before you can start downloading and playing games.’ — microheaven.com

Dennis Jerz’s ‘Playing, Studying and Writing Text Adventures’
‘Interactive fiction requires the text-analysis skills of a literary scholar and the relentless puzzle-solving drive of a computer hacker. People tend to love it or hate it. Those who hate it sometimes say it makes them think too much.’ — DJH

 

 

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Interactive Fiction: The Art of Video Game Storytelling (2011)
Directed by Scott Steinberg/Game Theory

Interactive Fiction: The Art of Video Game Storytelling is a documentary film that reveals what’s next for virtual narrative. The movie, featuring today’s top writers and game designers, provides an in-depth look at the present and future of video game storytelling. The video, which features exclusive and never before seen footage, includes commentary by industry legends including Ultima creator Richard “Lord British” Garriott, Revolution Software founder Charles Cecil and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy designer Steve Meretzky. Also featuring interviews with key talent behind hit franchises like BioShock, Assassin’s Creed and Uncharted, it offers an uparalleled look at the state of virtual storytelling.

‘In the film, the field’s biggest names chart virtual narrative and scriptwriting’s evolution from the days of point-and-click adventures to today’s sprawling online, downloadable and massively multiplayer online (MMO) games. Beginning with the early days of text adventures from Infocom and progressing from Sierra and LucasArts’ golden age heyday to the rise of CD-ROM, next-gen consoles and cutting-edge blockbusters like Heavy Rain, yesterday and today’s greatest designers share their thoughts on film.’ — Game Theory Online

 

 

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p.s. Hey. So, an inexplicable thing has happened. When I woke up this morning and checked the blog, it’s as though the blog had somehow returned to three days ago in a time machine while I was asleep. Yesterday’s and Wednesday’s posts were still in draft form, and all of the comments as well as the p.s.es were erased. All of the post-building and editing I had done since Tuesday disappeared as well. I have no idea how this could have happened, and you can bet I will be trying to find out via my hosting site as soon as I launch this. I checked in here yesterday and saw that there were comments, but they are all gone now, so I can’t respond to them today. I’ve relaunched yesterday’s and Wednesday’s posts in their naked, p.s.-less and comment-free form. As far as I can tell, everything seems to running normally here again, so any comments you leave today should be safe. I really don’t have the slightest idea how what happened last night could have happened. I apologise on behalf of whatever unknown forces caused that outage. Today I’m reposting this oldie and formerly deady post. See what you think. Now I will go try to solve the mystery of the time-traveling blog problem, and I will see you tomorrow.

‘If my exterior interests you, it is most successfully set ajar by suggestions of the dark and the unethical’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of November 2018

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DaddyandSon, 18
Le Havre

Real father and son, an explosive complicity.

We are Maxime (42 years, 1m71, 63kg, muscular, 17cm) and his son Julien (18 years, 1m80, 62kg, 18cm).
We offer you sex, in an exhibition before you or in action with you.
We offer you a whole range of scenarios: daddy dominates the son or you do or we do or the boy takes the upper hand with us … it’s up to you!

I play guitar and my son skates and has a couple lame music projects.
We don’t expect much from life and we just try to be happy.

Available only on weekdays, more rarely on weekends because family life is sacred!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Versatile
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight On request

 

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heartgasm, 23
Aarhus

I am a spiritual healer. I have learned the ways of tantra with shaman over the years. I offer a deeper experience for you to experience both great physical pleasure, and your own Divine Love. If you are ready, we can even bridge to other realities.

Guestbook of heartgasm

Nash_1978 – Nov 3, 2018
If you’re wondering what the hell he’s offering, he just gives blow jobs unless I missed something. Excellent washing machine style blow jobs with multiple orgasms, 2x for 50 €/hour, as many as you can shoot for 75 €/? hours. He stays dressed, doesn’t like to be touched. You can stroke his hair. He swallows, but he prefers to get sprayed. Your cock must be shaved, and he made me shave mine on arrival. He scarfed 5 loads out me, each bigger and more gut churning than the last, which is I guess what he’s describing in his profile, most impressive. If you just want to drain some pressure I’d recommend the 50 € option.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing No
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight No

 

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spookyboy, 21
Manhattan

My profession is an exterior designer of myself to make coming indoors my body a unique and exciting goal. As for the visiting experience, once inside, my interior is comfortable, welcoming, regular and nonjudgemental. If my exterior interests you, it is most successfully set ajar by suggestions of the dark and the unethical.

Apropos of nothing, I also love the aesthetics of albinism.

I have over 250 pairs of underwear.

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Depends on person
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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man-crazy, 19
Milan

Hey men.
I spend two weeks visiting my parents home, but here it means for me: experience everything you want, everything that appeals to you and as much as possible ??

Yes, I am “only” 19, but that does not mean that I am good or inexperienced. On the contrary. As for sex I am mercilessly open and unrestrained.

Although I have stated that I am BI, well it is more like that I’m 90% on male types and only from time to time on drag girl and then mainly to protect the appearance in front of the family ?

If you want to have sexual opportunities with me then I have to find you hot. And you should already have at least one L cock and preferably large eggs that also decently cums ??♂️?

Last: I arrive TODAY in Milan. I will NOT make any dates TODAY, but only tomorrow. Well, … let’s write and then who knows, if you like me until then you can like to make out with me tomorrow ?

Until you’re fucking horny me, love Noah ??

Guestbook of man-crazy

Dramatically – Nov 1, 2018
ok its deep but its definitely flat

man-crazy (Owner) – Nov 1, 2018
My ass isn’t flat, are you insane??!! I practically have to pull men out of my ass with a tow truck!

Dramatically – Oct 31, 2018
he has fake photos, a flat butt, tiny baby balls and he cums prematurely

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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JasonWitter, 18
New York

Teen top looking for cash fags. I don’t mind showing you what’s in my red sweat pants if you need that to decide but frankly you should probably want me mainly for my face and build.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Top
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing No
FF No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 175 $

 

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NotUnderAged, 18
Agia Paraskevi

Hi, I know I look young and I like to roleplay with that :p, but I’m 18.

I only love older guys (40 – 99 years). I don’t really care about how fat you are unless you have a little dick ;D kidding, I love you all.

If I am slow to respond sorry I have 17 appointments scheduled and 38 people on the waiting list :0.

Guestbook of NotUnderAged

seeker2000 – Nov 9, 2018
I saw him last Thursday. He said he rarely hosts because he has a boyfriend but he agreed. They are in an open relationship and rarely play together. His boyfriend is even cuter and younger looking than him. I asked for a 3-way and for extra payment he agreed. During the sex I gave most of my attention to the hot boyfriend. He grew jealous and sulked and left the bed. As I was leaving they got in a big fight, screaming and throwing things at each other. Three hours later I got an SMS from the boyfriend asking to meet. We did and fucked all night. I think the boyfriend and I are in love now. Life is funny.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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WeLikeThugDrugDealers, 20
Atlanta

We’s Spoiled Smoke Weed EveryDay And Want A Man With His Own Car, Money, And Crib. We’s Looking For SomeOne Who Gone Keep It ? Wit Us … We’s Real Asses Luh Baby We’sa Keep It A Stack.

Guestbook of ILikeThugDrugDealers

chm_bf_xxl24x7 – Oct 28, 2018
dont step in my privte life be chilled fck off u boring mthfckas

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Position
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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EvanTheHonest, 18
Modesto

I play basketball.
I can do back flip.
I swim thats why I have broad shoulders, lucky.
I love food, I can eat anytime without getting fat
I had sex when I was 12. 1 hr before my 13th birthday with the daugther of our maid.
My dad had a secret drawer inside our shower room with playboy magazines. I discovered it and starts to masturbate with the naked girls, learned inside and out part of a pussy.
I had my first handjob with our driver when I was in first year high school and dont give a fuck with it because i was on drugs.
I had my first official sex with a girl friend the day after our driver jack me off.
And a lot more to share.
I have a beast inside my boxers since when Im 18 years old.
Im smart I can do my classmates homework for a free lunch, ride home, and a fuck.
I get free condoms for fucking a friend working in a convenient store.
I was kicked out of school this year cause Im caught fucking our guidance counselor in her office.
My parents also kicked me out.
Thats why Im here.
Gay thing is not new to me, Im just not used to it, so calm down.

Guestbook of EvanTheHonest

big_pig – Oct 30, 2018
i would add perfunctory but effective

justhornyiguess – Oct 23, 2018
The sex he gives feels very rehearsed but is well sequenced.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Position More top
S&M Soft SM
Dirty
Kissing No
FF Active
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 750 $

 

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TheShadower, 19
Los Angeles

I love to jack off while it’s pouring rain and heavy thunder storms are about. I love to jack off in the forest at night it keeps my sanity from passing into insanity. I dislike those who are disloyal in any way shape or form. I love to listen to The Smiths and only them. Message me if you want to jack off together.

Guestbook of TheShadower

The Shadower (Owner) – Nov 8, 2018
I’m also an artist and I love drawing flowers because they’re just so beautiful.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing No
FF No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight On request

 

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ahmed, 20
Al Sayeda Zeinab

Okey men now get in formation

Guestbook of ahmed

ahmed (Owner) – Oct 17, 2018
I believe I am superior and that you are here to pay the superior I feel bad saying it but I have found it to be the truth

maverick – Oct 17, 2018
snotty arrogant shithead

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Top only
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing No
FF Active
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 500 €
Overnight 3000 €

 

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Body4Papers, 22
Rome

Hi, im a student and despite my constant working i always seem to be in debt so im trying this to hopefully get my way out. Im studying law but have struggled to recently and I model part time but that has also been slow recently hit me up. I really need to pay my rent and this is the only way i can think to do it, so ill pretty much do anything at this point. Ehhh otherwise i dunno ask me shit i have my own place my own car im weird all I do is study and drink and watch anime.

Guestbook of Body4Papers

SkyloverDD – Nov 6, 2018
Agree 100% with the first reviewer about this guy’s ass. It’s as if Michelangelo had managed to pack all of his talent into a carry-on item. There’s one issue in that from the waist up, he’s quite reserved and gives off chilly vibes, but I just took that in my stride because so does the “David” statue.

lovefuckinass – Oct 29, 2018
Bitch has an ass on him got my cock so damned hard it split my pants like a fire exit then rammed him so deep so fast it sent splinters flying or should I say bitch HAD an ass on him … etc lol.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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-that-boy-, 18
Vienna

Standard 40€
__________
body massage
music
oil
oragsm
.
..
.

+ 60€
_________
full-body massage
oil
candle
fairy lights
music
tee
oragsm
.
..
.

++ 70€
_______
full-body massage
face massage
oil
candle
fairy lights
music
tee
oragsm

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
FF No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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chase__anderson, 22
Nuremberg

Hello I am porn star Chase Anderson now available in Nuremberg. I live for the THRILL. Nothing is ever planned with me, and I accept no planning. Decide, arrive, see, take. Don’t say a word until post-fuck. Be Arab or Bearded. I take each thing you do and I make it burn harder and… hotter than the last. Sure I love me some cash but I live for fucking and I only fuck for a living because duh.

Guestbook of chase__anderson

chase__anderson (Owner) – Nov 6, 2018
Im back left site cause mom died.

alphadad4yng – Sept 13, 2018
I did a date and can confirm it is him, but it’s been a few years since his Staxus era, and he’s aged some. He currently sports a Rapper from the 1990s style with heavy chains, short hair, a lot of prong-fingered hand gesturing, baggy nylon pants that frankly suit him better than the faux Bieber drag that he continues to false advertise, but the change made me realise it was that tension, the ‘trying to be something he isn’t’ divide between the adopted cutie pie look and his rather coarse features, that had made me work my cock so passionately while watching his videos. Not that he isn’t still trying to be more than who he is, but this laddish, uneducated lout hiding that in an ill-fitting coy act and pop idol prettiness had more appeal than him just exaggerating his drawbacks (he has a megaphone for vocal cords and laughs like a mule, to name a couple) by imitating Eminem or someone like that. How was the sex? He’s not my personal type anymore, but objectively, once he’d shed the outfit and taken the mannerisms down to a minimum, he remains a great piece of ass. He still makes those rubbery, over the top silent film star faces when he’s being sucked and fucked, and that helped to center me in my original mission.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 600 €
Overnight 3000 €

 

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comehereyoubottom, 19
San Jose Del Monte

STRAIGHT HERE FOR HIRE (Reason: Needs money for special emergency needs)

INFORMATION
I am a straight guy so I dont allow someone to fuck me but I allow myself to fuck you as Hard as you want. As well as I dont suck but you can suck mine or rim me as much as you want. Strictly No rimming you!

My dick size is 5.5 inches (Medium Size), Height is 5.6 ft and 70 Kilograms an average guy. Very good looks I hear, My skin color is more dreamy than average, Red lips, Pointed nose, Somewhat ethnic but mostly not.

Typically Likes
– Playing intellectual Sports
– Listening to Soul Music

TRANSACTION
It depends what do you want or what service you want me to do and additionally on how far your location. Reservation is equal to your 1/4 of your total payment as advance cash via LBC or Smart Padala. Then the another 1/2 is once we met and the total of the payment once we’re done. Also availble to hire as your date 🙂

Example:
You want to have a sex and your offer is 3000(service fee) + 1000(Fare & Effort on how far you are) total of 4000. Therefore 4000/4 is 1000 so the advance payment will be 1000php that will pay via LBC or smart Padala. Then the another is 4000/2 is 2000 will be pay once we met. The remaining which is 4000/4 is 1000 once we’re done.

Guestbook of comehereyoubottom

KindaOutOfIt – Nov 8, 2018
That’s my ass.

KindaOutOfIt – Nov 8, 2018
Retired teacher who always surreptitiously checked out (front & back!) the beautiful young studs in my classrooms… ALWAYS wished they would faint or fall asleep so I could gain a closer look, a scent, a taste, a new appreciation of what it means to be a beautiful teen nowadays… You remind me so much of one of my favourite students, so dare I ask you for a date? Many apologies in advance: with declining memory & judgment I may not always remember your name or demands (but reminders are appreciated not rejected).

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Top
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Kissing No
FF No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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The_little_king, 19
Decatur

u seen me dancing on the internet now pay me
i like sex& drugs alcohol and more alcohol
im a singer but only for heavy metal music
im white not caucasian and im a SSatanic BeaSSt
if ur not a gay republican go kill yourself

before u ask again: no i dont fall into toilet, because i have a special seat

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Kissing No
FF Active
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 800 $
Overnight On request

 

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BeMyGod, 18
Poznań

Hello everyone I’m Lekin 18 years old and I have been dealing with Agoraphobia my whole life. I’m not going to go into to much detail about it unless you ask because no one really cares or wants to read it or understands. I really love horror and gorey movies or just anything weird, Creepy and out of the ordinary in general, I prefer weird and creepy people to normal people anyway. I’ve honestly been in some pretty fucked up situations with people so my trust issues are pretty much screwed at the moment. People Will tell you one thing for days, weeks, months or even years saying they care or that they love you and want to be with you forever then they just randomly leave and ghost you out. I know I’m not easy because I won’t leave my house pretty much ever, just walking out in the yard to take the profile photo freaked me out so bad I stayed in bed for days after. As of right now I’m trying to get my life together I guess and meet interesting people who share similar interest as I do so we can see where things go. I would honestly really want something serious but now a days that seems impossible because no one likes to stick to just one prostitute and people jusy like to screw around. If you would like to come over and get to know eachother a lot more better then feel free to do that.

Guestbook of BeMyGod

Anonymous – Oct 30, 2018
Lekin has told us that he does not want to marry, because he has a serious problem with whom he has been involved.

BeMyGod (Owner) – Oct 19, 2018
What I like about me:
+ my hair color and eye color
+ The name Lekin ?❤️? (I think that’s so attractive)
+ I can have profound conversations
+ School (I wish I wasn’t psychotic depressed so I could to go to school. Please do not beat me up for that)
+ Jesus ? (I am a believing Christian and I stand by it!)

BeMyGod (Owner) – Oct 18, 2018
What I do not like about me:
-my extreme self-critical view of myself.
-my body ? hate my face. I always look tired too strangely.
– everything negative, even the smallest things, make me depressed.
-my mouth and my nose
-my penis ?

BeMyGod (Owner) – Oct 12, 2018
I should have told you right from the beginning that I had psychotic depression this year. If that should be a problem for you, you can save your money.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 5 €
Overnight 10 €

 

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badguy20, 20
Bangor

Throwing caution to the wind and saying “fuck it”, time to do whatever necessary to get myself out of my financial hole and not second guess what doing something like this means about me!

App keeps crashing.

I like Macrophilia and Vorarephilia, but they’re both impossible. So I like things that revolve around those things in my head but are realistic and doable in the flesh even if they’re depressingly inadequate and look silly.

The only thing I don’t like is actual sex. I don’t like penises. I don’t like mine or someone else’s. I don’t like people seeing mine or me seeing someone else’s. I don’t like having orgasms but someone is welcome to dryhump me if they need to get off.

Guestbook of badguy20

blackbull – Oct 26, 2018
We agreed on 500 but it’s not like I’m actually going to pay him.

PCruz – Oct 26, 2018
sweet, how much did that cost you, blackbull?

blackbull – Oct 25, 2018
Pic of badguy20 just before I loaded him in the back of a rental truck and drove him to my place upstate.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Position
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Kissing No
FF No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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sillyboy, 18
Visalia

Im a boy but i can pls u if u like suck you take u i have never been fucked be4 so lol wanna play my clit is tiny my ass your pussy 2 fuck 4 right price lol if ur cock over 8ich ill do it feel ill let u get involved trun my ass inside out ???????

Guestbook of sillyboy

ciaobaby – Nov 7, 2018
Excellent candidate for breeding and can extend to mpreg but in that event he would need a ride.

sillyboy (Owner) – Nov 3, 2018
Im not liking 2 myself anymore i am ashamed but i know whore is who i was born 2 be

AlbLatin44 – Nov 3, 2018
The twerking or movements with the ass is in his blood and the doggy position becomes a paradise.

ZONSTER54 – Nov 1, 2018
don’t try to give him a boner as you’ll be wasting both your time

TamerofTigers – Oct 29, 2018
Just wanted a fem boy to get on top of and pound for a few hours and he was all that.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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FuckATourist, 22
Dortmund

I’m from Russia, I hear a lot about bad Russians! But I’m the person who wants to say that Russia is a good country! That in Russia there are good, honest people who also dream of having happiness in their lives! And I am the person who wants to show the best qualities of the Russian person! If you have a problem with the fact that I’m Russian, I’m sorry! If you don’t mind that I’m from Russia and am not gay and do this just for money then I’ll be happy to sleep with you and even get to know you as a person! And remember that not all Russians are bad, and in this world there are still good and honest people!

Guestbook of FuckATourist

FuckATourist (Owner) – Nov 9, 2018
Maybe I just want revenge.

LorisXs – Nov 8, 2018
this boy with the adorable face is a pathological liar and a thief. he says everywhere to be honest and not gay. it’s wrong. he has run away from russia to escape the arrest. safe source! His story is very well put together. I hosted 3 days and he stole clothes and computer and 2 watches including a boss (brown leather) 350th! I complained this on the website. he has 16 complaints on his back already. he would also escort in my house when i was away and fuck without a hood !! but I learned it too late … I believed all his stories! Do not get fooled. I write this only to warn you and find it! he often trains on the bus on Saturday evening.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing No
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 450 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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TheBoundGirl, 21
Zurich

I am available for sex by anyone as long as we can make the necessary arrangements. Age, appearance or sexual tastes are irrelevant. Equally if you know me from elsewhere, including from ‘normal’ life, you’re very welcome to make contact, from saying hi to requesting a single opportunity to fulfil your repressed lust for me, irrespective of whether it could make our acquaintanceship awkward in the future or put an end to it.

Guestbook of TheBoundGirl

Leskovac – Oct 27, 2018
The most beautiful, flawless creature to have ever walked the face of the earth. I can honestly say if I’d had a fatal heart attack while fucking him, I would have thought, Shit happens.

Daddy155 – Oct 21, 2018
We were talking and I was thinking he’s not all that but I was hard anyways and then he put his tongue in my mouth and I immediately ejaculated before we even took our clothes off. WTF?!

Vasai – Oct 15, 2018
First time in my life I’ve been struck deaf, dumb and almost blind in total awe of the boy I was fucking.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 240 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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Playstation, 19
Vienna

⚠️Achtung⚠️
Being positive on Hiv, above the detection limit, and very addicted to hardcore sex, I am only available to people affected by the same fate. Why? Well, because every human being is important to me.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 60 €
Overnight 240 €

 

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HandsomeCynic, 20
Cambridge

Looking for a guy to feed me his shit ass to mouth for $1000. I’ll swallow it down so no mess. It’s just a lot more pleasurable for you than using a conventional toilet.

Guestbook of HandsomeCynic

tim139 – Nov 12, 2018
Currently not in service.

manoriginallyfromflorida – Nov 2, 2018
Next time you’re sat on the toilet going for your morning poo, imagine how powerful it would make you feel to have this lad’s face open mouthed below you ready to drop your load in.

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 1000 $
Overnight On request

 

 

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