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‘The term “acid Western” was first used by Pauline Kael in her 1971 review of El Topo. The film had just received its formal premiere after having played for some six months straight at a shabby theater in downtown New York named the Elgin, at which it received essentially no advertising and played exclusively at midnight. Nevertheless, the film did peculiarly strong business and became a curious fixation. El Topo was pulled from the Elgin and armed with a national distributor who aimed to replicate its success in other U.S. cities. Its belated premiere, at a theater in Times Square in November of 1971, is when Kael and other critics from the mainstream press would see the film for the first time, and it is here where they found themselves amid the film’s most integral component: its audience, perceptibly under the influence of some mind-altering substance.

‘For Kael the acid Western was a derogatory allusion to the pothead audience that extolled the film—an audience she admittedly did not belong to. In her review she expends many words in describing those in attendance with her, whom she observes unjudgementally but alertly, as one would animals at a zoo. J. Hoberman and Jonathan Rosenbaum elaborate on the phenomenon in their 1980 book Midnight Movies, in which an entire chapter is devoted to El Topo:

Although hip film buffs objected to El Topo’s graceless amalgam of Luis Buñuel, Federico Fellini, Sergio Leone, Sam Peckinpah, and Jean-Luc Godard, the movie bypassed cinematic sophistication to address the counterculture directly.

‘Rosenbaum reprised the term in his review of Jim Jarmusch’s 1995 film, Dead Man, and in conjunction with Kael’s writing delineated the rough parameters of the makeshift subgenre. For Rosenbaum the acid Western refers to Jarmusch’s film foremost, and retroactively to a slew of films from the late 60s and early 70s that share Jarmusch’s inversion of the Western formula. These films generally posit an individualist journey that ends not in triumph but often in suffering and death—a narrative trajectory Dead Man summates in its very title. Rosenbaum elaborated thusly:

What I partly mean by ‘acid Westerns’ are revisionist Westerns in which American history is reinterpreted to make room for peyote visions and related hallucinogenic experiences, LSD trips in particular. […] Both ‘acid Westerns’ and ‘pot Westerns’ depend on reevaluations of white and nonwhite experience that view certain countercultural habits and styles in relation to models derived from Westerns, but where they differ most, perhaps, is in their generational biases, which lead them respectively to overturn or ironically revise the relevant generic norms.

‘At the time of their conception, acid Westerns extended the already-incipient trend of Western revisionism that was underway in Hollywood, sometimes by the genre’s most popular and radical practitioners. The most abrasive of these would be Sam Peckinpah, whose 1969 The Wild Bunch itself appealed to the counterculture’s more politicized faction for its potency as an analogy of violence in Vietnam. “The Western is a universal frame,” Peckinpah remarked, “within which it’s possible to comment on today.” Traditionally, the Western was an index of America’s exceptionalism, a document of the U.S.’s imperialistic growth. Acid Westerns are a response to this tactic, in that they’re generally more concerned with the suppression and hostility enacted to facilitate that growth. The first and purist examples were made in the late 60s, in which the counter-culture asserted a brief yet emphatic hold on the Hollywood machine.

‘This audience engendered the success of films in which heroes were decidedly anti-authoritative (The Graduate) and their plights strewn in prejudiced opposition (Easy Rider). But unlike its mainstream counterparts, the acid Western caters more specifically to a bohemian audience befitted by the influence of a hallucinogenic substance of some sort, the same audience that would give birth to the ritual of the midnight movie in the 70s. It is in this regard that the acid Western is exemplified in Alejandro Jodorowsky’s El Topo. Kael describes the film’s phenomenon as such:

Jodorowsky has come up with something new: exploitation filmmaking joined to sentimentality—the sentimentality of the counter-culture. They mix frighteningly well: for the counter-culture violence is romantic and shock is beautiful, because extremes of feeling and lack of control are what one takes drugs for. What has has been happening, I think, is that the counter-culture has begun to look for the equivalent of a drug trip in its theatrical experiences. I think it still responds to non-head movies if there’s a possibility of direct identification with the characters, but increasingly movies appear to be valued only for their intensity.

‘This “intensity” is a response to the violence in Jodorowsky’s film, but in a general sense it describes the tone of a true acid Western: a film that amalgamates the violent with the absurd in such a way that the result, to a specific audience, achieves a certain profundity.’ — Rumsey Taylor, Not Coming

 

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Further

Special Monte Hellman issue of ‘La furia umana’
The Mondo Esoterica Guide to: Sergio Corbucci
Andy Warhol Films
The Shrine to Don Knotts
Sam Peckinpah @ Senses of Cinema
Pagina Oficial de Alejandro Jodorowsky
‘Zachariah: The Quintessinal Hippie Movie’

Audio: Listen to Robert Altman discuss his career
‘Luc Moullet, a Bootleg Filmmaker’
The Films of Robert Downey Sr. @ Persistence of Vision
In Praise of Michael J. Pollard
Westworld Headed Back to the Screen
‘THE AVENGING CONSCIENCE: An analysis of philosophical themes in Clint Eastwood’s HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
Lady of the Cake: A Mel Brooks Site
‘Rancho Deluxe’ @ The Internet Movie Database
Welcome to Arthur Penn Fansite

 

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Responding to some questions about “Acid Westerns”

 

We’re approaching the acid Western as if it could satisfy a chapter in your book, Midnight Movies. At the time of its writing, how might you and J. Hoberman have denominated the films that have retroactively become known as acid Westerns (The Shooting, Greaser’s Palace, The Last Movie, El Topo, et al.)?

Jonathan Rosenbaum: I can’t speak for Jim Hoberman. As nearly as I can remember, I simply coined the phrase in order to group together several countercultural westerns — which included, by the way, some of the novels of Rudy Wurlitzer as well as some movies.

The first instance I’ve found of the term “acid Western” occurs in Pauline Kael’s review of El Topo in 1971, and she employs it in derogatory fashion, alluding to the pothead audience that extolled the film — an audience she admittedly did not belong to. Being that your use of the term is more academic, do you think that the acid Western was meant to be viewed under the influence of hallucinogenic substances?

Jonathan Rosenbaum: Maybe Kael used the term before I did and I unconsciously borrowed it. I certainly was a pothead in that period, but I probably disliked El topo as much as she did. I don’t know what you mean by “more academic,” unless maybe you mean more thoughtful or accurate. But since Kael or I coined the term, I can’t see how one can ascribe intentionality to the Westerns she or I or both of us might have been talking about. “Meant to be”? I don’t get that. But yes, some of these movies–as well as other movies, of all kinds–were viewed under the influence of hallucinogens.

How do you feel the more acid-centric, drop-out faction of the counterculture aligns with the politically engaged, anti-capitalist, “make love not war” wing? Wouldn’t these factions have been largely opposed, or is the acid Western perhaps emblematic of their common aims?

Jonathan Rosenbaum: You’re speaking in journalistic and/or academic categories — clichés, actually — that correspond to advertising pitches, not people. Some people I knew took acid and/or “dropped out” and/or were politically engaged and/or were anticapitalist and/or countercultural (to varying degrees) and/or wanted to fuck rather than fight. To some extent, I belonged to all of these categories, and so did some of my friends and acquaintances, but I’d hate to reduce any of us to these slogans or demographics. You might belong to any one or two of these labels and still not like any of the “acid westerns,” or you might like one or two or all of them. Fortunately, there were several possibilities, because, rightly or wrong, we all tended to think we were free and not simply suckers in an advertising campaign.

One of your postulations about the acid Western is that it uses the Western genre as a framework in which to advance a critique of conventional models of capitalism. Wouldn’t this make the acid Western adjacent to some of Sergio Leone’s Westerns, specifically Once Upon a Time in the West, which is in a general sense a critique of Hollywood imperialism?

Jonathan Rosenbaum: Maybe it was that, but I didn’t take it as such at the time — I took it as a sadistic form of high opera that valorized macho violence as well as capitalism and was liked for pretentious and/or campy reasons. But my response probably wasn’t at all typical. I recall liking the Morricone theme song, but not much else.

Do you think that the acid Western has its most integral component in a 60s counterculture audience, and as such may no longer exist in its truest form? The poor commercial performance of Dead Man, for example, indicates that the film may have been orphaned from its proper context.

Jonathan Rosenbaum: It’s my own impression that Dead Man actually did quite well commercially, at least over time. (Somehow, I suspect that my Dead Man book wouldn’t have gone into a 2nd edition and been translated into French, Czech, and Persian if its subject had flopped commercially.) Don’t confuse the obtuseness of Harvey Weinstein at the time of the original release with the world market between then and now, or even necessarily with the American market. And what about the Native American market, which the film explicitly addresses? I think the film did and does address some countercultural currents in its audience, wherever and whenever these currents happen to be, which doesn’t make either it or any of its fans orphans. It never played for or to any 60s audiences, so it’s fruitless to speculate about that, but when it came out three decades later, it clearly wasn’t speaking to a void.

 

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22 films (1964 – 1976)

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Oldřich Lipský Lemonade Joe (1964)
Lemonade Joe is an unhinged take on western tropes going all the way back to the days of silents, shot through with song, joyful lunacy, and a wry mocking of the capitalist thirst for profit. Featuring the toning effects of the early 1900s, undercranked fights, rapid editing, and wild camera angles, the film’s techniques are as kitchen sink as its tropes, all to its great benefit.’ — sakana1


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Monte Hellman The Shooting (1966)
‘Hellman’s masterpiece asserts that individual choice is often subverted by the moral objectivity of others. The film’s ending is a favorite among cinephilles and serves as a paradigm of Camus’s thinking—both stoic and humane, it champions the power of nature over violence. Rather than exaggerate the likeability of his characters, Hellman is more concerned with their very human flaws. We mourn their deaths because of this realism. Hellman fabulously fools around with western archetypes—here we have a faithful sidekick with a penchant for comedy, a scruffy yet likeable hero, an obnoxious yet empowered female, and a mysterious man in black. Hellman’s spatial dynamics are disorienting and his compositions remarkably political. In one shot, Hellman uses a tree trunk to split his frame in two: on one side stands the character played by Perkins, on the other stands Oates and Hutchins. Most startling, though, is Hellman’s refusal to give evil a definitive face.’ — Ed Gonzalez, Slant Magazine


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Giulio Questi Django Kill… If You Live, Shoot! (1967)
Django Kill… If You Live, Shoot! was described by film historian Howard Hughes as “difficult to pigeonhole”, noting it encompassed the Western, horror film, psychedelia, and splatter film genres, describing it as “the weirdest Italian made Western”. It is well known for the surrealistic violence and for the psychedelic editing of Franco “Kim” Arcalli. Phil Hardy defines it as “the most brutally violent spaghetti western ever made”. Describing the film, Christopher Frayling says that “the violence was of an extraordinarily savage kind”. Antonio Bruschini writes that “this film is the first western to offer a sample of truly horrendous scenes”. Marco Giusti defines the film as the most violent and bizarre ever filmed in Italy.’ — Wiki


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Sergio Corbucci The Great Silence (1968)
The Great Silence (Il grande silenzio, 1968), or The Big Silence, is an Italian spaghetti western. It is widely considered by critics as the masterpiece of director Sergio Corbucci and is one of his better known movies, along with Django (1966). Unlike most conventional and spaghetti westerns, The Great Silence takes place in the snow-filled landscapes of Utah during the Great Blizzard of 1899. The movie features a score by Ennio Morricone and stars Jean-Louis Trintignant as Silence, a mute gunfighter with a grudge against bounty hunters, assisting a group of outlawed Mormons and a woman trying to avenge her husband (one of the outlaws). They are set against a group of ruthless bounty hunters, led by Loco (Klaus Kinski).’ — thespinningimage.com


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Andy Warhol Lonesome Cowboys (1968)
Lonesome Cowboys was shot at the end of January 1968 in Tucson Arizona – on location in Old Tucson and at the Rancho Linda Vista Dude ranch 20 miles outside the city where some John Wayne movies had been filmed. It was edited by Andy while he was recuperating from the gunshot wounds inflicted by Valerie Solanas on June 3, 1968 and won Best Film at the San Francisco Film Festival in November. Unable to find a major commercial exhibitor, Warhol rented the Garrick Theatre where it opened on May 5, 1969. According to Morrissey, the film grossed $35,000-40,000 during its first week, with only $9,000 spent on advertising. It was also booked at the 55th Street Playhouse at the same time where it broke the “single-day housemark”, taking in $3,837 at $3.00 per ticket. In the same day it made $2,780 at the Garrick. It also ran for twenty weeks at various art houses in Los Angeles, and 2 1/2 months in San Francisco under distribution by Sherpix.’ — Gary Comenas, Warholstars

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Alan Rafkin The Shakiest Gun in the West (1968)
‘This is a Don Knotts movie—and that says it all. It says, for one thing, that the plot deals with a weak little worm who turns and triumphs, after ten reels of old-style pratfalls. It also says that Universal City Studios will almost surely make $3,000,000 on an investment of $1,200,000. For Don Knotts comedies are what the trade calls “regionals”—movies turned out for rural audiences. In New York City, Chicago .and Los Angeles, the film Shakiest Gun was buried as a second feature after a Japanese-made disaster called King Kong Escapes. But it will pack them in as a feature in other areas, where Don Knotts is known and loved for his grape-eyed, slack-jawed frailty in the face of just about anything life sends his way.’ — Time Magazine

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Sam Peckinpah The Wild Bunch (1969)
The Wild Bunch (1969) is director/co-writer Sam Peckinpah’s provocative, brilliant yet controversial Western, shocking for its graphic and elevated portrayal of violence and savagely-explicit carnage, yet hailed for its truly realistic and reinterpreted vision of the dying West in the early 20th century. Peckinpah had earlier directed another classic western about the West’s passing, Ride the High Country (1962) and the epic western film Major Dundee (1965). Many of the film’s major stars, including William Holden, Edmond O’Brien, Robert Ryan and Ben Johnson, were veterans of westerns with a more romantic view of the West in the 40s and 50s. This hard-edged, landmark masterpiece of the Western film genre was beautifully shot in wide-screen by cinematographer Lucien Ballard. The film’s lasting influence has been seen in the imitative graphic violence of the films of Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, John Woo, and others.’ — Tim Dirks, filmsite


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Alejandro Jodorowsky El Topo (1970)
‘With its druggy wanderings and inscrutable reveries, El Topo would be part of the revolutionary, post-’60s movement if its private mythology didn’t belong so obviously to its maker’s acid subconscious. “I am God,” El Topo at one point intones, and Jodorowsky completely means it: Playing deity in front of and behind the camera, the director uses film as a direct pipe into his own mind, and the bursting valise of ideas, images, and sounds that results is a veritable blur of ridiculous and sublime (and ridiculous-sublime) moments that defy ordinary readings while inviting (demanding, really) audience involvement via active interpretation. Whether one takes it as a staggeringly visionary work or a sadistic circus procession making an opportunistic grab for every artistic base (Buñuel and Zen, Eisenstein and pantomime, Antonin Artaud and Russ Meyer), there is no denying the immersive being of the film.’ — Fernando F. Croce, Slant Magazine


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George Englund Zachariah (1971)
Zachariah (1971) is a film starring John Rubinstein as Zachariah and Don Johnson as his best friend Matthew. The film is loosely based on Herman Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, surrealistically adapted as a musical Western by Joe Massot and two members of the Firesign Theatre comedy troupe. The band Country Joe and the Fish perform as an inept gang of robbers (more adept as musicians) called “the Crackers,” who are always “looking for people who like to draw.” In the same vein, Zachariah boasts: “I can think, I can wait, and I’m fast on the draw.” This is a parody of Siddhartha’s famous line: “I can think, I can wait, I can fast.” This film is defined as being part of the Acid Western genre. More precisely, in its own publicity releases, it was called, “The first electric western.” This was, in no small part, because this film featured several appearances and music supplied by successful rock bands from the era, including the James Gang and Country Joe and the Fish. The movie also features former John Coltrane sideman Elvin Jones as a gunslinging drummer named “Job Cain.”‘ — jclarkmedia.com


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Robert Altman McCabe and Mrs. Miller (1971)
‘If Robert Altman’s movies in the early Seventies –- M*A*S*H, Brewster McCloud, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, The Long Goodbye –- reveal the overall impact of dope on movie consciousness, representing a halfway house between the softer dope influence of the Sixties and the harder edge it would take on in the early Seventies –- this is because they reflect so many of the stylistic changes reflected above, at the same time that they frequently allude to drugs in their plots. The use of overlapping dialogue and offbeat musical accompaniments (such as the Leonard Cohen songs in McCabe, the bird lectures in McCloud, and the multiple versions of the title tune in The Long Goodbye) created a dense weave that made each spectator hear and understand a slightly different movie -– and, given that these were crowded, widescreen features, see a different movie as well.’ — Jonathan Rosenbaum


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Luc Moullet A Girl is a Gun (1971)
‘In 1971, Moullet made his first color film, Une aventure de Billy le Kid, also known by its English title, A Girl Is a Gun. A psychedelic Western starring French New Wave icon Jean-Pierre Léaud, the film was never released in France, but was instead shown abroad in an English-dubbed version. The dubbing, conceived by Moullet as a tribute to the “shabbiness” he always admired in American genre films, is intentionally bad, and the short, slight Leaud is given a mismatched deep voice. Despite most Cahiers du cinéma critics admired many western authors, when they themselves became filmmakers few dared to overtly revisit that genre. One year after Alejandro Jodorowsky’s El topo and as Sergio Leone premiered A Fistful of Dollars, Moullet charges full steam ahead with a wild western starring Jean-Pierre Léaud, taking this genre and one of its key characters to unexpected territory.’ — mubi


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Jim McBride Glen and Randa (1971)
‘Post-apocalyptic movies were, apparently, quite popular in the late 60s and early 70s. Glen and Randa (GaR) is very different from ’71’s big post-apocalyptic film: The Omega Man. Yet, the indie production of GaR is as obscure as the big studio film OM is famous. There are no hoards of zombies to battle. Instead, the story focuses on the two title characters (more clueless than heroic) and their quest for a mythical city. The film, which has been described as a psychedelic post-Western, got an X rating for its full frontal nudity. GaR shares with OM, the use of Biblical imagery woven into this view of post-apocalyptic earth.’ — collaged


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Peter Fonda The Hired Hand (1971)
‘The following is said of Peter Fonda’s character in Steven Soderbergh’s 1999 film The Limey: “You’re not specific enough to be a person. You’re more like a vibe.” That sentiment also applies to Fonda’s trippy 1971 Western, The Hired Hand, which is the closest anyone will come to getting inside of Fonda’s head without going blind on ’shrooms and pharmaceuticals. Having delivered a huge hit for Universal with Easy Rider, the studio did what studios in the ’70s did: It gave full artistic control to a hippie visionary with no commercial instincts whatsoever. Not surprisingly, Fonda’s phantasmagoric Western bombed at the time, but it’s since been revived as a fascinating curio, one that thoroughly upends a genre built on action and machismo. It’s the most gentle of the post-Wild Bunch anti-Westerns, and one of the more gorgeously abstract.’ — The AV Club

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Dennis Hopper The Last Movie (1971)
‘Edited with a jarring, lyrical style, the movie has more in common with the psychedelic midnight movies of the late ‘60s and early ‘70s, like Alejandro Jodoworsky’s “El Topo,” than anything produced by a major Hollywood studio. However, in the wake of “Easy Rider” hitting the cultural zeitgeist and raking in box office receipts at once, Universal was all too eager to pick up Hopper’s tab. As a result, the actor went over budget and schedule, holed himself up in a private editing suite in New Mexico, and tore apart a more conventional edit to arrive at the final version. The shoot itself was as chaotic as one might expect from viewing the final product, infused with ample cocaine provided by the locals and free love antics. Ultimately, it became a documentary about its own production, the most meta movie in American history. The result may have been seen as a cautionary tale at the time, when it was maligned by critics and considered a flop. In retrospect, it’s a small wonder Hopper got away with completing the movie at all — and, decades later, it deserves to be seen as a rebellious masterpiece from a visionary artist at odds with the system consuming his fame.’ — Eric Kohn


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Robert Downey Sr. Greaser’s Palace (1972)
‘I am about to embark on the most pointless exercise known to man and I’m not talking about teaching a pig to fly. (Which actually works with a mildly sedated porker and a small trebuchet.) I’m going to try and explain Greaser’s Palace to a group of people who probably have not seen the movie. Heck, even if you have seen the movie it’s pointless. You are probably thinking to yourself, “It couldn’t be that outlandish. Could it?” The entire movie is an anecdotal allegory for religion, Christianity to be precise. If you want to start splitting hairs, I think Catholicism is the basis for everything that comes to pass. Greaser’s Palace is a huge saloon in some tumbleweed town out west; we can identify it as being “a church” since people come running to watch the show whenever bells begin ringing. Seaweedhead Greaser is the Catholic Church as represented by a gunslinger with itchy trigger fingers. Why in the world does he have a mariachi band and his mother locked in wooden cages?’ — Badmovies.org


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Stan Dragoti Dirty Little Billy (1972)
‘This is no typical, Tinseltown western. It’s more like The Making of a Sociopath, with Michael J. Pollard starring as displaced, 17-year-old Billy Bonney, in the days leading up to his evolution into the notorious Billy the Kid. Leaving New York City with his mom and (asshole) step-dad, the trio is first glimpsed arriving at a tiny Kansas cesspool named Coffyville; a DJANGO-like shanty town which keeps the entire cast continually ankle deep in dried mud, and with cinematographer Ralph Woolsey (THE MACK) bringing out the worst in the place. This is a true anti-western, without a character that you can totally warm up to, since they’re either inept, crazy, stupid or ruthless. Even the occasional moment of violence — like a barroom blowout — is quick, brutal and totally convincing. Unlike any western you’ve ever seen, this is McCABE AND MRS. MILLER’s evil brother.’ — Shock Cinema Magazine


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Michael Crichton Westworld (1973)
‘Welcome to Westworld, where nothing can go wrong…go wrong…go wrong….Writer/director Michael Crichton has concocted a futuristic “Disneyland for adults”, a remote resort island where, for a hefty fee, one can indulge in one’s wildest fantasies. Businessmen James Brolin and Richard Benjamin are just crazy about the old west, thus they head to the section of Westworld populated by robot desperadoes, robot lawmen, robot dance-hall gals, and the like. Benjamin’s first inkling that something is amiss occurs when, during a mock showdown with robot gunslinger Yul Brynner, Brolin is shot and killed for real. It seems that the “nerve center” of Westworld has developed several serious technical glitches: the human staff is dead, and the robots are running amok.’ — Hal Erickson, Rovi


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Clint Eastwood High Plains Drifter (1973)
‘Though occasionally amusing, in ways similar to A Fistful of Dollars and Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo, in which tough protagonists also manipulate weaker townspeople to humorous effect, High Plains Drifter is a brooding, surprisingly artistic Western, accented by a haunting score. Vigilante justice and broad depictions of good and evil tend not to work as well in stories set in the present day, because we’re all too aware of the damage Dirty Harry-style justice can do to the social fabric of the contemporary world. But it does work in Westerns, where the only law is the law of the gun. It’s a genre made for severe parables of justice and retribution like High Plains Drifter. At the end, Mordecai remarks that he still doesn’t know the stranger’s name. The stranger simply responds, “Yes, you do.” Mordecai understands, as do we. We understand that there are several ways to answer the question of the stranger’s identity, all equally valid.’ — AboutFilm.com


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Sam Peckinpah Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (1973)
‘A companion picture to The Wild Bunch, being set in a similar period, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid takes an entirely different approach. Here the focus is upon people rather than situations, with the title characters casting inky shadows over a memorable selection of ruffians. Completing Peckinpah’s complex and all-inclusive vision, John Coquillon’s photography remains striking. Filling the generous screen width with people and their trappings, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is beautiful in a downbeat way. The biggest weakness is the unstructured narrative, a major barrier to comprehending the story’s central third. Here the tale is difficult to follow, wandering aimlessly across the plain, intent on introducing a stream of bit parts. Interesting maybe, but also spotty and further clouded by the often-indistinct dialogue. In fact this last point is a real disappointment, given that the script is attractively dirty and direct — people say what they have too with little elaboration. So, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is a terrific Western with rather too many studio battle scars. Oh for what might have been!’ — Damian Cannon, Movie Reviews UK


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Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles (1974)
‘Vulgar, crude, and occasionally scandalous in its racial humor, this hilarious bad-taste spoof of Westerns, co-written by Richard Pryor, features Cleavon Little as the first black sheriff of a stunned town scheduled for demolition by an encroaching railroad. Little and co-star Gene Wilder have great chemistry, and the delightful supporting cast includes Harvey Korman, Slim Pickens, and Madeline Kahn as a chanteuse modelled on Marlene Dietrich. As in Young Frankenstein (1974), Silent Movie (1976), and High Anxiety (1977), director/writer Mel Brooks gives a burlesque spin to a classic Hollywood movie genre; in his own manic, Borscht Belt way, Brooks was a central player in revising classic genres in light of Seventies values and attitudes, an effort most often associated with such directors as Robert Altman and Peter Bogdanovich.’ — Robert Firsching, Rovi


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Frank Perry Rancho Deluxe (1975)
Rancho Deluxe is a comedy western film that was directed by Frank Perry and released in 1975. Jeff Bridges and Sam Waterston star as two cattle rustlers in modern-day Montana who plague a wealthy ranch owner, played by Clifton James. The film also stars Harry Dean Stanton, Richard Bright, Elizabeth Ashley and, as the aging detective Harry Beige hired to find the rustlers, Slim Pickens. The script was by novelist Thomas McGuane, who was married to Ashley. The film was described as a form of “parody Western” by critic Richard Eder in his Nov. 24, 1975 New York Times review. “It is so cool that it is barely alive,” he wrote of the film’s general tone. Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times gave Rancho Deluxe only one-and-a-half out of four possible stars. He wrote: “I don’t know how this movie went so disastrously wrong, but it did.”‘ — imdb.com


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Arthur Penn The Missouri Breaks (1976)
‘On first release, Arthur Penn’s 1976 western found itself derided as an addled, self-indulgent folly. Today, its quieter passages resonate more satisfyingly, while its lunatic take on a decadent, dying frontier seems oddly appropriate. Most significantly, the film provides a showcase for a mesmerising turn from Marlon Brando as the regulator hired to wage war on Jack Nicholson’s reformed horse rustler. At the time of shooting, Nicholson was fresh from an Oscar for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, his star in the ascendancy. And yet he appears happy to cede centre stage to his one-time acting idol. Not that Brando needs much invitation. Improvising his lines from beneath a series of comedy hats, he embarks on a merry dance from burlesque to menace and back again, while the picture frantically plays catch-up behind him.’ — The Guardian


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p.s. Hey. Greetings from Los Angeles. First of all, I warn you that I have a bad head cold and the tail end of jet lag, so this will not be the most scintillating p.s. you’ve ever read for sure. Otherwise, for those interested in the film-related goings on, I’ve basically spent the week doing location scouting out in the desert area and lots of auditions and meetings, and all goes well so far. There are a bunch of potentially good things that are still little up in the air at the moment. I think we might have found our Director of Photography, which has been the most pressing task. He’s great, perfect really, and he seems enthusiastic to work on the film, and I’m hoping that’ll be cemented in the next day or so. We found a house location — 90% of the film takes place in one house — that we really like, and we’re waiting nervously to see if the owners will let us use it for a price we can afford. And we’ve found some exciting new people for the cast. And other stuff. So, so far so good. I’ll be able to be more concrete and say more in general the next time I see you here. ** CAUTIVOS, Hi. Yeah, those posts are a bit like ‘The Sluts, part 2’. But better written because I didn’t write them. Thanks, man, hope you had a good week. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, David. That is quite a claim right there! Everyone, If any of you are in a position to help out the great writer and critic David Ehrenstein who’s going through rough period, please use this link to a Gofundme account set up for him and be as generous as your circumstances allow. Thank you! ** Bill, Psst, I had to look it up too. How was ‘I See Water’ all in all? I made it to here. My plane movies: ‘Elvis’ (attention filling and kind of very irritating), ‘Fast and Furious 9’ (fun enough), ‘The Woman King’ (okay), and ‘Ex Machina’ (did not like). What’s new on your side? ** Cody Goodnight, Hi, Cody! Thanks for coming back! Well, I love and share your tastes, so that’s cool. And me too: strangeness = comfort. How was your week? Find or read or see anything that knocked you out? ** Sarah, Hi, Sarah! Mm, I have the exact opposite of fondness for Machine Gun Kelly, and, like you, I can’t really explain that. Strange, isn’t it? I did like ‘Holy Mountain’. I think, ultimately, ‘El Topo’ is my favorite of his. How are you? What’s going on? Really nice to get to talk with you. ** Dominik, Hi!!!! Yeah, pretty busy and getting busier, but I guess that’s the point. Thank you for the wish. And for the love since I too wish I could figure out that escort’s name choice. What’s new? Tell me. Love making my head cold not prevent me from thinking of a clever form of love other than the good old fashioned kind, G. ** Kyle, Hi, Kyle! It’s very good to meet you. I’m very honored that my work impacted your film. And, sure, I remember Ryan, and I really like Maggie’s writing. Yes, I’d love to see the film, of course! Thank you! You can email it to me at denniscooper72@outlook.com. I’m excited to discover it! I hope everything is great with you, and thank you again very much! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben! You’re an Oz ex-virgin, awesome. I’ll watch the Lynch/Oz doc as soon as my brain cells allow me to. You had a fine week, I hope? Fantastic news about the course! Listen, ‘Ben-like’ is an amazing compliment. Having something in your writing that’s recognisably yours may be the most important single thing a writer can possess. Great, congrats, man!!! ** Misanthrope, Thank you, kindly, sir. Me too! It’s make or break time. And your week? ** Cap’m, Cap’m! Way, way too long no see! HNY to you! How are you? What’s going on, old friend? Love quadrupled from me! ** Jamie, Hi, J! Apart from a very annoying head cold, things are good. We’re getting stuff done so far. The weather is very pleasant. People here think it’s cold, but, trust me, it ain’t if you’re from where we’re from. My week was not unlike a dark ride but not one designed by me unfortunately. Love having read that Madonna tickets are $1500 and wondering why you’re even considering forking out that much to see her. ** Robert, Hi, Robert. Things are pretty good, thanks. Still a little up in the air, but the signs are good anyway. My favorite place I’ve even been on a trip to? Japan, I think, pretty much hands down. I went to Antarctica, and that was pretty intense. But, yeah, I think Japan just in general. Iceland’s pretty amazing. Thanks for the train hoppers videos. I’ll get all over them. You good? I only drove through Mississippi, but it was pretty weird in the good way, at least from a car window. ** Ellie, Hi, Ellie! I have a very annoying head cold, but I’m good otherwise. Good lines you pulled out there. Um, I don’t know if they’re getting sweeter and funnier? I think it’s a crap shoot. I’m always looking for good sentences, nice or scary. The most exciting thing so far has been maybe finding our DP, this young Russian guy who’s so totally aligned with our thinking. Meeting with him was really invigorating. I hope he says yes. And getting to eat actual, really good Mexican food again was pretty great. What about you: excitement? I think of you as a friend too, so, yeah, let’s treat each other like ones. Oh, good, I’m really glad that meeting was chill and fun and even witchy. Very cool. I’ll look for Kenji’s new book, obviously. How curious. Oh, wow, the tumblr thing is awesome. Even with my horribly clogged head. You’re so nice and generous. Thank you! What else is new with you? ** shadeoutMapes🥐, Hey! This weekly schedule is weird. It reminds me of when you had to communicate with friends through delayed postal letters. Busy here too, but it’s going well. Given the money-determined smallness of our crew, I may have to end up getting people’s sandwiches. The ‘south’ is full of fiction writers, and some of them pretty good too, it’s weird. Or not? Great about the positive outcome of your obscure good news! Hm, how do you make coffee? Like what method? I just use one of those drip machines, and, yeah, the coffee is never better than serviceable/does its job. Can I just say the coffee here in LA is so much poorer than even the bleh-est coffee in Paris? I guess that’s not a controversial opinion. I think the person here who had the breakdown is or was about to return to school, so hopefully they’re okay or will let us know. I get up in California. I’m a big fan. It’s pretty much all over the place. You’ve got your gorgeous parts, you’ve got your very kind of ugly parts. I like SoCal/LA because it’s supposedly the only city on earth that’s famously two hours drive from every type of landscape the world has to offer. What do you especially like or not about NC? I hope you have a superb week, and talk with you soonish! ** Steve Erickson, Hi, Steve. If we shoot at the house location that looks likely at the moment, which is in Yucca Valley, near Joshua Tree, that’s about a 2 1/2 hour drive from LA. We’ll likely use people from the area for the smallest roles and as extras, but the main roles are played by people based in LA except for one French person we’ll be flying over from Paris. We’ll need to house the main cast and most of the crew, yes. As pleasantly for them as possible but very economically given our budget. We’re looking into that now. The weather’s very nice now, cool and only rainy in short stints. I haven’t seen any damage personally. Interesting and kudos about the B. Cronenberg interview. Have you see his new film? ** Nick., Hi, Nick.! Yeah, I was just saying to someone it’s like going back to snail mail. It’s interesting. Honestly, the highlight so far was finding a great DoP or cinematographer, this young Russian guy who has really great, wild ideas for the film and is exciting to talk with. Everything’s about the film work right now, and not much else, so that’s really the best thing so far. Food, hm … maybe this great Armenian/Lebanese food I had at a restaurant last night even though I ate way too much and am still suffering from that a little. Did you eat anything extraordinary lately? Awesome about the new friends and, of course, the cute boys. Nice, man! Your Kevin wish is very tender. I can feel the feeling from your wordage. Maybe you could find him? And Nelson Sullivan! I knew Nelson a little. I lived in NYC at the time he was shooting a lot of his videos. I saw him around a lot, and I think I’m in one of his videos, although I don’t know if that one saw the light of day. His archives, meaning all of his videos, etc., are at NYU/Fales Library. They have my archive too, and if you ever want to go look at them or anything, let me know, ‘cos I can probably get you in. Those were great, heady days in NYC, as you can tell. Thank god for Nelson or else so much would have just disappeared. I’m good, my friend, and you sound really good, which is awesome to hear here in my blackout phase. I would definitely be a silver guy and not a gold guy. Very nice about your silver accoutrement. I used to wear rings for a while. I liked them, but I don’t think I’ve worn anything jewelry-like in ages. I’m not sure that I could pull wearing them off at this point. I think I’m too much of a schlumpy dresser now. I should try, though. Hm. Here’s a question: if you ever made or were going to star in a horror movie, what would the evil villain/force be like? What or who, I guess? So lovely talking with you. Have an even better this week than last week. xo ** Ash Barrett, Hi, Ash! Welcome. First, amazing that my stuff inspired you. That’s like the dreamer’s dream. Your name sounds familiar, so maybe I’ve heard your work, but I’ll go find out for sure and investigate fully when I’m out of the p.s. and actually awake (I’m still in early coffeeing stages as I type). Yeah, if you play here, let me know. I’ll be in LA and/or environs a lot until late April, and unless I’m locked into film shooting out in the desert, I’ll love to meet and see you play. My email is denniscooper72@outlook.com if you need me that way. Anyway, thanks so much, and, yeah, I hope we can talk more at the very least. Love on and off camera back to you. ** Right. Maybe because I’m spending a lot of time right now out in desert area or because I was talking with someone here recreantly about LSD or both or neither, I seem have decided to restore an old post dedicated to Acid Westerns for you this week. I hope it suits. See you next Saturday.

“i am sane enough to know a lot is not a lot to ask.”

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manTHISisSERIOUS, 22
Lisbon

Used to think i was straight.

Used to.

But what i realized was that there is nothing that captivates my imagination like the thought of a big bank account.

i have been paid enough times to know i like it.

Looking for a lot before i start my big serious career in the near future.

i am sane enough to know a lot is not a lot to ask.

Guestbook of manTHISisSERIOUS

Conspirator – Jan 11, 2023
I want to fuck you until your head sounds like a rattle.

manTHISisSERIOUS (Owner) – Jan 11, 2023
Who the fuck am i, and you wouldn’t leave me alone, you noisy fagpoo, what do you have to do with what i’m looking for here? Because i’d be a dick and who the fuck, i beat you in the mouth of with a metal bar, and how much i ask for, etc.. it’s none of your business, your problem is that i didn’t suck you 3,000 ft, i understand, you sucker, you’re a dick sucker, you dog, i’m not a sucker, you care about me, you little dog, look for someone you can suck for 3 thousand, leave me alone, or let’s fuck you and your mother too.

noturhusband – Jan 9, 2023
Hello my fellow moneybags!!! With enough money 💰 there’s something very nice.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More top
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft SM
Fisting No answer
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 5000€

 

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CutebottomIhope, 20
Kassel

Hey I live in Kassel and after a long losing streak I’m back here for uncomplicated one night stands.
I know it’s not a flea market here, but I am in urgent need of money right now, and I am selling my body and all sorts of stuff.
I did have some toys but used them too much and now I don’t work right, I did have stuff to shock myself but I turned it too high and got messed up.

Guestbook of CutebottomIhope

CutebottomIhope (Owner) – Jan 9, 2023
I really don’t care much about your opinion, that’s why I’m on the internet on a random ass escort website instead of talking to someone I actually give a shit about, and too late anyway the mental hospital dragged me back.

Indeed – Jan 9, 2023
Oh, look, another degenerate attention whore pretending to have “problems” and acting like a giant tool to his clientele while using the excuse “I have mental problems,” as though that absolves them of any guilt.

CutebottomIhope (Owner) – Jan 9, 2023
I haven’t been on here in about 6 months but I have made some major realizations. The most important of which is that I have a relatively fucked up brain. Second of which is that life is really not enjoyable unless I’m high, drunk, or getting fucked. I recently was discharged from the mental hospital and I am now worse off that I was before I went in. I am currently doing SI more than ever. I’ve been binge drinking and doing lots of amphetamines and perscription drugs. Ive been more depressed than ever and my sex addiction is getting worse. My question is do you think I need to go back to the hospital and try to work out some of my mental problems?

Love-the-beach – June 16, 2022
I just want to say that the fact there are toilet paper rolls visible in both of his pictures is not a coincidence.

eyeroll – June 8, 2022
Swedish beanpole, so fucked up he could barely mumble, so messed up on the hotel bed, was extremely awesome!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Swedish, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 80€

 

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Puddle, 19
Coventry

Suave, sexy & mature daddy-fister/top (mid 50s), and his young, cute greedy-arsed boy (19) seek reliable Midlands based paying fisting tops to keep boy occupied with group assaults on his hole once or twice a week when daddy is away.

Reliable, experienced and generous fisters only who are genuinely up for very regular exploring this VERY experienced young pig.

Oh, and by the way, we’re both a bit crazy in the head, you should realize that beforehand.

Guestbook of Puddle

Searchingforit – Jan 2, 2023
honestly, he’s so loose that you’d have to be massive hung and thick to even feel it. I ended up just jerking off inside him.

BiRedhead – Jan 2, 2023
Possible to eschew the fisting and just fuck him?

akitv-do-wickede – Dec 31, 2022
Quite a crazy crevice for a torrid trash plan.

rogeroverandout – Dec 29, 2022
When I showed up he was lying naked on his stomach watching the Godfather marathon on TV. I was horny, so I lubed up my hand and just kind of slid it up his ass. At this point he felt what was happening, so he helped me by raising his ass up. Fisted him deep for a while, paused to lick and suck his prolapse, then finally finished off fucking and him and giving him my load while some Godfather II shit was going on in the background. I didn’t care, but I guess he’s Italian and loves those movies.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Fisting Passive
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 20£
Overnight Rate 30£

 

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uglyjames, 18
Madrid

From here on no freebies
For Hire
DM to avail TG channel
I have much to rent
Stfu if you know me!

Guestbook of uglyjames

HurricaneMEGA – Jan 7, 2023
I recommend fucking him with your eyes closed.

uglyjames (Owner) – Jan 5, 2023
I’m still pretty new to this, but I have discovered I’m a kitty.

thanksimfine – Jan 3, 2023
He speaks Spanish and English and Italian and he’s learning German and Ukrainian. If he’s awkward at first I promise it’ll turn torrid very quickly. Um … what else should I put here … He likes trying new things (especially if his ass is involved) … and you’ll like his nipples. And he’ll hug you … a lot.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft SM
Fisting No answer
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 5000€

 

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NoSnowFlake, 22
Glasgow

Im open minded and im usually upbeat and can sometimes have fun hyper outburst of randomness but i certainly dont take life too serious and if can and prefer to find me a sugar D 😉 😉 then me will certainly change your world for the more fun part. I stand by everyone tha agrees that “We only live once”.

You can use my hole as u want to use me up stretch me or bring even if just m8s im all yours can even get any m8s over too e.g can be for their bdays or just general gift to them or if ur m8s into exploring a hole etc.

My ass control is amazing to go as big and deep as u like.

If ur cock is under 8inches Im sorry but I will not be overly enthusiastic.

Quite busy filming porn at the moment but i can free my hole up for the right price.

Guestbook of NoSnowFlake

amnesie – Jan 4, 2023
I need to talk to you and be your boyfriend.

kingofgodzilla – Jan 4, 2023
My cock is 19 cm asleep, when I wake up it’s 24 cm, it leaves a perfect mess.

MattDusk – Jan 3, 2023
If you can give me a massage, please let me know. I think I would like one.

whatucharging – Jan 3, 2023
He does a lot but the only thing he seems to really like to do is lick your cock after it’s been in his ass.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
S&M No
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 50£
Overnight Rate 100£

 

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needmoneyduh, 19
Brussels

Friendly Brussels-based model cute twink feeder here who can turn men from all ages into a real toilet.

👀🧻🚽💩 Whether you’re just a beginner tempted to play the role of toilet paper or a guy who occasionally likes a dump taken in his mouth without swallowing or a very experienced eater or you’re looking to be forced to swallow as “punishment”, your mouth will be greeted with the same interest.

🧠💬😈 I am rather the cerebral type, that’s why I conceive of scat as a game that privileges the mind. I can therefore motivate you to overcome certain psychological barriers that I know well from my experience. The key word being: PROGRESSIVE PLEASURE. I like to be considerate while being insistent so that you fulfil your role as a toilet.

Always a good big production of two days for a slow feeding so that you enjoy it as much as possible. 😛

🍆💩 And if you’re excited about fucking a cute twink with a full ass, I’m your boy too.

💶 Rate: Flat rate of 250 EUR for a meeting of about 2 hours.

Guestbook of needmoneyduh

DadLikeTim – Jan 9, 2023
Try it to get boy.

needmoneyduh (Owner) – Jan 5, 2023
I sell my photos and videos, there are videos where I’m feeding, there are videos where I’m dirty fucked, there’s even a video where I suck.

NothingElseMatter – Jan 4, 2023
He looks like a cute boy next door twink but he’s an extremely different person once he’s shitting in your mouth. Oh yes! And I also changed into a complete dirty talking shit swallowing slut, OMFG!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little hair
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More top
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Fisting Active
Kissing No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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blondeambition, 20
London

I’m on here looking for guys to join me for a raucous orgy at 150 £ per guy. Because of a lack of daytime opportunities I am considering organising my own daytime event in the basement of a well known London gay bar.
The Central Station Bar
37 Wharfdale Road
Kings Cross N1 9SD

Guestbook of blondeambition

blondeambition (Owner) – Dec 25, 2022
Yes I am a million billion percent interested.

Snoop – Dec 25, 2022
I am looking for a cute boy (hopefully you) who is extremely kinky, dirty and perverted to use as a complete sex crazed non-stop boytoy slut. I have an extremely high sex drive and can cum multiple times and keep going ad infinitum. I want my life to revolve around nothing but sex and using a boy sexually every second every night and every day. If you are interested in fulfilling this role in return for being housed and fed the position is yours.

springforce – Dec 23, 2022
hey I’ve wanted to fuck you for years and I just fucked you and this is crazy!!

gangbang6 – Dec 21, 2022
He is the best fuck pig I know! He makes me shoot like a teenager. I do everything to fuck him! He’s a really horny sow with sexy ass goo who doesn’t even care about school. BOOK HIM.

justdoitnowforsure – Dec 16, 2022
If it matters there are about a billion videos online of this guy getting his brains scrambled with chems while getting pounded and bred.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
S&M Yes
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150£
Overnight Rate 800£

 

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CO-OWNATWINKFARM, 20
Grand Rapids

I AM LOOKING FOR ANOTHER CO-OWNER TO HELP ME WITH MY TWINKS. I CURRENTLY HAVE 19 TWINKS AND 8 CO-OWNERS AND LIVE IN COUNTRY setting

I (Jim) am 51. 5’11” 205 lbs. hairy and love living the naked life. My first co-owner is 45, 5’10, 150 lbs, very hairy. Third co-owner is Chuck. He is 59, 6′, 175 lbs, smooth but hung like horse. The 4th co-owner is Nick. He is 38, 140 lbs and 5′ 10. The newest co-owener is Shaun. Then 2 guys became co-owners and brought their 2 sons, twins. Then there is a twink who moved up to becoming a co-owner. And last co-owner is Jeremy, who is 42. Want a total of 13 co-owners and 20 twinks, so getting close..

The new co-owner will have equal control with us over all the twinks. Am willing to take a new co-owner who is female as long as she brings sufficient finances to the venture. He or she will move in with us at our isolated farm and we will develop the twink farm together. My 17 current twinks are aged, 18, 19, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 19, 21, 19, 23, 18, 25, 19, 24, 19. The 20 year old twink is in the profile pic.

ALSO LOOKING FOR OTHER TWINKS. This is an ideal situation for someone who is looking for a multi twink household and live in a remote place where you can be naked inside and outside. Message me if have interest. Only 3 more twinks and we will no longer have space, so you need to move quickly.

The new co-owner should be highly sexed, std free, very into twinks with few if any limits or at least willing to try most anything. He will need to be able to relocate to my farm asap.

What do the twinks do? They work on the farm 40 hours a week cooking, cleaning, planting crops, weeding, freezing and canning. (We grow most of our food). In addition twinks work at cutting down trees, sawing wood for firewood, and splitting it. Rough work, but twinks are able to wear boots and protective gear, but their asses are always available. Of course lots of chores on the farm to do.

This year we just completed a new building for the co-owners’ lodging. Every co-owner will have their private room. There will be an new dining hall and twinks will now sleep in the new building. The old barn is purely a sex dungeon now. Twinks were involved in the construction. It will be supervised by a gay contractor friend of mine and he will use the twins however he wants in compensation.

Twinks work 8-5 most days, but evenings and weekends are reserved for the sex dungeon (a large barn where slaves sleep and is heated by wood in winter). It is a very well equipped dungeon. Twinks get fucked at least once a day, usually a whole lot more.

So you can see there is work, but also lots of fucking sex constantly. Twinks eat a healthy diet, but not at the table. Only co-owners eat there.

Ask any questions, but if u r a good looking twink, you will not find a better situation to live the naked life and have all the sex your co-owners want for you. So message me and let’s get started.

Guestbook of CO-OWNATWINKFARM

Barber – Jan 12, 2023
I’m a retired military barber. I noticed that pictured boy has some hair on his body. Looking to give him a haircut and or shave, not limited to what is growing on the head. If it is hair, it was meant to be cut and or shaved. I don’t care where it is growing on the body.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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CokeWhore, 19
Coventry

Hi. I’m Archi. I’m from Ecuador. I am someone with an intellectual disability. I was in a car accident when I was two years old. Please do not judge me too harshly when you first DM me! I am looking for a someone to help me pay my rent which is £7000 and is due today please help. I also have a younger brother who is with me here in England. He’s straight but accepting of what our situation needs from him, so it would be ok if someone would also like to have him too. I don’t have a visa and neither does he. We have been here illegally for 2 years.

Guestbook of CokeWhore

CokeWhore (Owner) – Jan 1, 2023
My brother and I are ok now.
We are owned by Sayidi Hamza.
My surname is now : مراد عبد الاحد
As previous Catholics we embrace Allah and serve God and Sayidi.
Now we wear Kaftan robes.

sprayme90 – Dec 21, 2022
Interested in having a long, deep conversation with you and your brother. Who knows where that will take us.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos A few
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
S&M No answer
Fisting No answer
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 7000£
Overnight Rate 7000£

 

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WildAssBoy, 19
Hamburg

I have the best ass you’ll ever see.

Fill it with cum for 50€ per half hour.

Guestbook of WildAssBoy

Anonymous – Jan 9, 2023
Go back to your country and ask for this kind of money!! They will hang you alive!!

ItsAllBulshit – Jan 8, 2023
My name is Ferndando. You make me so horny! What are your greatest desires? What upsets you? I want to give you the best sex of your life!

nicotine04 – Jan 6, 2023
I’d say he’s about 90% submissive vapid airhead. This does leave a small chance that he might say something interesting but it’s a rare occasion.

trek – Jan 6, 2023
Your face is very cute. It’s just like the face that I was looking for all my life, and never found. I’m sorry the universe put us continents apart.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Dari, Pashto, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
S&M Yes
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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DrBottle, 19
Raudondvaris

cute materialistic alcoholic bottom into gross men 🥰
be ugly and unclean and full of weird kinks and mean things you want to do to someone.
with alcohol intoxication i go from a normal G rated teen to craving to be covered in spit and items shoved inside me within a few minutes.
ideally i’ll be embarrassed to be seen leaving after our date, falling down drunk and covered in cum and spit and worse.
set a price, get drunk with me, then make me do something i’ll regret 💕
not sure where we can meet but definitely not my house.

Guestbook of DrBottle

Neone – Jan 10, 2023
Higher the amount, bloomier the bed.

DrBottle (Owner) – Jan 5, 2023
i have met a few men from here over the years but i also sadly played them in my earlier days but i hope to be given another chance.
i was still embarrassed of being a whore and i was scared to be used by men but alcohol changed all that.
it started with a forced alcohol intox date where i was turned into a drunken piggy who spun a game roulette wheel and did everything it said from singing songs to very heavy raunch, etc.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Lithuanian, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing No
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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SignOfHell, 18
Oradea

Passive/Bottom HIV (positive) UNDETECTABLE abrosexual with no place to do it.

Guestbook of SignOfHell

betterthanhim – Jan 2, 2023
Normal sex with him is good, but weird is fantastic.

SignOfHell (Owner) – Dec 29, 2022
I just drift about leaving chaos in my wake. I’m like marmite pants.

Unwritten – Dec 29, 2022
Don’t be fooled by his photo, he’s as baby faced as a 12 year-old. He slowly undressed out of his costume while telling me about his ass. Then he exposed it and thrust it at my camera. Just wait till you see him arch his back! He even read me some of his poetry.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Very little hair
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Romanian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft SM
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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poundmyboy, 18
Rhodes

I’m white aussie (43) who loves seeing my smooth Asian teen bf fucked by other men.
He’s short and very cute and very eager to please.
Can consider up 2/3 guys that would like to share him.
I will watch and kiss him while you’re doing him.

All Asian boys need it rough, so a little of it, it’s ok.
Use him without going through the blah blah…
I love using your cum as lube to fuck him once you’re done.

This is how to interpret him:
‘Please, a break’ = fuck harder, slap my ass
‘It hurts, stop’ = don’t stop, break my pussy
Pleeeeaase…. = yeeessss
I’m begging… = not enough tears

He knows that he shouldn’t cum without doing it in my mouth – teach your Asians well – all about the mind.

UPDATE: He has braces now! – He uses rubber bands that doesn’t let him open the mouth at night. But, if you want, I can put them on before the meeting, it sounds so nice when the bitch tries to moan or talk with them…

Guestbook of poundmyboy

LordWalter – Jan 3, 2023
Call me LordWalter

LordWalter – Jan 3, 2023
I would like your bf to be a cow that way he can moo while fucked I am 41 and getting older looking for cows to share some fun as life so short

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Japanese, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft SM
Fisting Passive
Kissing No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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AndreLucas, 25
Prague

Former East Boys twink model now offering meets and greets.

Guestbook of AndreLucas

SoggyPotato – Jan 8, 2023
I would like to teach you to ski.

AndreLucas (Owner) – Jan 2, 2023
I don’t know how to form emotional connections with other human beings but if that’s what you want I know how to fake it.

Millionlittlereasons – Dec 29, 2022
It has to be done! 2023 has to be the year I fuck Andre Lucas so all advice welcome.

Yeah_sure – Dec 21, 2022
Andre has visibly hit some hard times (drugs, my guess) since his days letting disembodied hands jack him off on camera. He’s thinner and rather sepulchral (though still pretty) and has at least a dozen tattoos, many of them large and stupid and in places you’ll wish they weren’t.

AndreLucas (Owner) – Dec 14, 2022
Sure. I have been turning men into cash pigs for 2 years now and have drained them for €1000’s and don’t think I’ll ever get bored of it.

Alexandrup – Dec 14, 2022
I’m a pretty straight forward guy. I’m really into your ass and I want to worship it.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Czech, English
Position More top
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty NO
S&M Soft SM
Fisting Active/Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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boredlikeastone, 18
Helsinki

I have no plans for this weekend.

Guestbook of boredlikeastone

boredlikeastone (Owner) – Jan 7, 2023
I have plans except for Sunday 10 am to 3 pm this weekend.

Phil54240 – Jan 7, 2023
Exploring him rn

boredlikeastone (Owner) – Jan 6, 2023
I’m looking for someone lonely.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Finnish, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No
S&M No
Fisting No
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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AlwaysReady, 24
Autonomous City of Buenos Aire

First of all, I’m not going to anyone’s house or anything! I give you my ass in my car. Car can be parked anywhere in Buenos Aires during the week or at the weekend. Even if I can’t stand your dick, you have my permission to ram me until you cum. I’m not a nice person but VERY accessible (tell me if you understood that when you write to me).

Guestbook of AlwaysReady

AlwaysReady (Owner) – Jan 7, 2023
Maybe I should say that despite appearances I have multiple high grades in the arts to which I contribute with lectures, submitting art to galleries and I’m currently writing a book on the subject!

Dante – Jan 7, 2023
He has decorated his car like a palace and being in his car is an expierence in itself.,, a true wonderland of adult entertainment.

Hardey – Jan 2, 2023
I am very interested in knowing about your past, not to hold it against you, conversely, for me to use this knowledge to learn how to love you.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
S&M Soft SM
Fisting Passive
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 250$

 

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Luisfer, 23
Castilla y León

straight but from time to time i get sick when i smoke some rock and a guy makes me eat a dick mouth to the butt

i also eat feet sometimes if theres enough rock

gotta pay for me unless you hot take ur chance

Guestbook of Luisfer

DiscreetFantasy – Jan 11, 2023
he loves lana del rey and getting kissed on the forehead

mentallydrained – Jan 10, 2023
The sex was unobtrusive, but it can’t be completed without giving you a thumbs up.

muscleuse – Jan 9, 2023
I had to fuck Luisfer while my boyfriend watched on cam. He makes the rules.

Luisfer (Owner) – Jan 9, 2023
i am married but wife is completely fine with it and finds it all kinds of sexy

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
S&M No
Fisting No
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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lucas_pill, 18
Praha

find out why i call myself lucas pill

Guestbook of lucas_pill

lucas_pill (Owner) – Jan 4, 2023
when you walk in the room you’ll be walking into the doors of heaven, or maybe hell!!

obeisance – Jan 4, 2023
I would love for you to get in my head.

lucas_pill (Owner) – Jan 4, 2023
my face is my poetry / my body is my legacy

Body Type Average
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Czech, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
S&M No answer
Fisting No answer
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. So, tomorrow I’m traveling to Southern California where I’ll be continuing the preproduction work for Zac Farley’s and my new film ‘Room Temperature’ for 3 1/2 weeks. While there, I’m going to be really busy and mobile, so I’ll only be able to post and talk with commenters once a week, on Saturdays. I apologise for that, but it really can’t be helped. So please continue talking with me as you like, just with a lengthier than usual delay in my response. I’ll start posting and interacting daily again on Friday, February 11th. Thank you a lot for your patience and understanding. ** CAUTIVOS, Hi. Well, quite a few of those disaster movies were also box office disasters, coincidentally. My worst movies … maybe, yeah. It wouldn’t things like ‘Trolls 2’. which I had fun with, but more like ‘arty’ bullshit movies, in my opinion, like ‘The Lighthouse’ or ‘Neon Demon’ or whatever. Those are the ones that make me want to throw things at the screen. I usually try to avoid doing ‘worst’ things posts mostly because I kind of hate arguing. To each their own and all of that. But I will think about it. Thank you for the suggestion. Best from Paris! ** Montse, Hi, Montse! First, thank you again so much for that email and its gifts! I really look forward to the point where getting ready for the film becomes exciting, and it will, but we’re still in the stressy part of securing money and trying to find people to work with and stuff, but we hopefully we will be beyond that phase soon. So good to get to see you before I take off into the distant workload. Take care, pal, and talk with you soon, I hope. ** Misanthrope, There’s probably an escort up there who would’ve happily held a little cup under your nostrils. Sleep is the best. I’ll be chasing it and fighting it off like crazy starting for a while tomorrow night. Have a fine week, sir. ** Dominik, Hi!!! You could have worse weekends. Maybe. Yes, having to house everyone out in the desert is one of the big costs that’s causing us a bunch of trouble, but there’s no choice since asking people to drive 2 1/2 hours to the set every morning on the very modest fees we will be paying them is not exactly going to work, ha ha. Despite your love’s best intentions — thank you! — it was very, very awkward with the woman and I will be very, very, very surprised if she gives us any money. Love’s simple duty is to make the week ahead the funnest week of your entire life, and he and I look forward to hearing about and it sharing info on our own week next Saturday, G. ** David Ehrenstein, Hm, I don’t I have a favorite strangely. Think I’m a glutton for their particular type of punishment and like them all. ** _Black_Acrylic, Understood. I can’t explain my cravings for them. You’ve never seen ‘Wizard of Oz’?! Wow, my suspicion is that you’re in for a big treat. Have a great week, Ben, and see you again soon. When does the online course start? ** Cody Goodnight, Hi, Cody. It’s great to meet you! If you’re in the mood for watching the world pretend to end plus high end — well, not always — special effects, those movies will kill time nicely. So sorry that I’ll be MIA for a week, but I’d be into hearing more about you and what you’re into if you don’t mind a little delay in the responding on my end. Take care. ** Bill, I think that, other ‘San Andreas’, every single disaster movie of the last five or maybe even ten years has been a huge box office flop. So there you go. Yeah, today isa  serious trip prep day, and tomorrow is the ‘zone out on shitty, expensive movies up in the sky’ day, and then … fingers crossed. How does your week ahead look, or how is it going, or how was it? ** Caesar, Hi. Sorry for missing your comment. I always seem to forget to check for late arriving comments once I start the p.s. Keeping fresh is so important, yes! If you like haunted houses, yes, you might just like our film. Most of the film is them building it. I guess our inspiration is just a passionate love of haunted house attractions, and home haunts made by people in their own homes in particular. I used to make them in our basement when I was a kid, and both Zac and I chase them down whenever we know of one that’s at least kind of accessible. It’s 10:39 am here at this very second. I’m a morning guy, and I always have been. It’s when I write my best, so I try to wake up early every day, like 6:30 am or so. I’d love to contribute. ‘Hogg’ is up there amongst the most fucked up novels ever, for sure. Hm, I guess all disaster movies are apocalyptic? Well, some of then are specifically about the end of the world, so obviously they’re more so than the ones that are about a burning skyscraper. I hope you had fun with your platonic friend. Sorry that I won’t get to talk with you for a week, but I greatly look forward to getting to do so. Have a great 7 days. ** Loser, Right, the ‘Scream’ movies, of course, I forgot. Yes, Wiley was … not too happy about Richard’s artworks. But I guess he must be over it now since they still exist. Thanks about my real people/fiction thing. It’s mostly been okay. Alex James was very, very unhappy about my usage of him in ‘Guide’, but, on other hand, Daniel Johns of Silverchair wrote to me to tell me how much he loved being distorted in that novel. I …don’t think I was into Jake Glyllenhaal? Wait, maybe when he was in ‘Donnie Darko’. Oh, wow, I hope your return to school went smoothly. Someone else who comments here had a kind of a similar school experience, strange. Here’s hoping they fully appreciate you now. Let me know how your week went or is going if you don’t mind, and I’ll do the same with mine next Saturday. ** Nick., Hi! Okay, I think your island wins the best utopian island contest. Nice day/night you had there, cool. I’m just in the stressed, getting ready to travel state, so my only fun is basically checking off the things I need to do on my to-do list before I leave. Funny, I often daydream about how much I’d love to have a meal or a coffee with my heroes. And I have a lot of heroes, so my ideal changes all the time. I’ve had a lifelong fantasy of having even a brief conversation with Rimbaud, but that’s kind of too obvious. Maybe, to be slightly more realistic, I’d either like to have a meal with this American fiction writer Joy Williams, who I revere and who seems like she’d be fun to talk to, or, to go wildly opposite, this ex-porn star named Scotty Clarke, who fascinates me for some reason. I guess the meal with Joy would Mexican food. I’d probably just ask her how she writes such amazing sentences. With Scotty, well, I think the meal would be him, frankly. And I guess my first question would be why he quit doing porn. Okay, who’s your ideal dinner date, meal, and question. You have a week to think about for better or worse, if you need the time. Do have a really great week, my friend, and I’ll talk with you at the end of it. ** shadeoutMapes:v, Hi! Gosh, I hope the blog post didn’t bring on that bad dream. Like I’ve probably said, when I remember my dreams, which is rarely, they always involve me being chased by someone who’s going to kill me. So I’m very happy that they vaporize so fast. You know, I played the first ‘Animal Crossing’, and I got so extremely addicted to it that I made it a rule to never play it or any game like it ever again. So far I’ve stuck to it. Obviously, I liked it. A little too much. ‘Dead by Daylight’ is a game I have wanted to play for a long time. I don’t know if it’s on Switch? I want to, if so. Have you played it? Recommend, if so? I’m really glad you liked Hollis Frampton. He’s one of my gods. Yeah, Deren’s ‘Meshes …’ is great. My favorite of hers is ‘Ritual in Transfigured Time’. I really hope Mr. Magnum made a long, special guest appearance in your last night’s dream. Sucks that I won’t get to talk with you for a week, but I really look forward to it when I get to. Take good care the next days, okay? ** Okay. Purely by the luck of the draw, you have escorts to look at when/if you’re here for a full week if you want. Can’t imagine. Y’all take good care of yourselves until Saturday when the blog and I will see you again.

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