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Donald Sutherland Day

 

‘After quitting the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, Donald Sutherland spent a year and a half at the Perth Repertory Theatre in Scotland. In the early to mid-1960s, Sutherland began to gain small roles in British films and TV (such as a hotel receptionist in The Sentimental Agent episode ‘A Very Desirable Plot’ (1963). He featured alongside Christopher Lee in horror films such as Castle of the Living Dead (1964) and Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors (1965). He also had a supporting role in the Hammer Films production Die! Die! My Darling! (1965), with Tallulah Bankhead and Stefanie Powers.

‘In 1967, he appeared in The Dirty Dozen. The film, which co-starred Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson, was the 5th highest-grossing film of 1967 and MGM’s highest-grossing movie of the year. In 1968, Sutherland left London for Hollywood. He then appeared in two war films, playing the lead role as “Hawkeye” Pierce in Robert Altman’s MASH in 1970; and, again in 1970, as hippie tank commander “Oddball” in Kelly’s Heroes.

‘During the filming of the Academy Award-winning detective thriller Klute, Sutherland had an intimate relationship with co-star Jane Fonda. Sutherland and Fonda went on to co-produce and star together in the anti-Vietnam War documentary F.T.A. (1972), consisting of a series of sketches performed outside army bases in the Pacific Rim and interviews with American troops who were then on active service. A follow up to their teaming up in Klute, Sutherland and Fonda performed together in Steelyard Blues (1973), a “freewheeling, Age-of-Aquarius, romp-and-roll caper” from the writer David S. Ward.

‘The 1973 thriller Don’t Look Now was shot in Venice. Both Sutherland and co-star Julie Christie were praised for their performances. Sutherland found himself as a leading man throughout the 1970s in films such as The Eagle Has Landed (1976), Federico Fellini’s Casanova (1976), the thriller Eye of the Needle, Maximilian Schell’s 1976 German film-directed End of the Game, and as the ever-optimistic health inspector in the science fiction/horror film Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) alongside Brooke Adams and Jeff Goldblum.

‘Sutherland also had a role as pot-smoking Professor Dave Jennings in National Lampoon’s Animal House in 1978, making himself known to younger fans as a result of the movie’s popularity. When cast, he was offered either $40,000 up front or two percent of the movie’s gross earnings. Thinking the movie would certainly not be a big success, he chose the 40K upfront payment. The movie eventually grossed $141.6 million.

‘He won acclaim for his performance in the Italian director Bernardo Bertolucci’s 1976 epic film 1900 and as the conflicted father in the Academy Award-winning family drama Ordinary People (1980), alongside Mary Tyler Moore and Timothy Hutton.

‘Some of Sutherland’s better known roles in the 1980s and 1990s were in the South African apartheid drama A Dry White Season (1989), alongside Marlon Brando and Susan Sarandon; as a sadistic warden in Lock Up (1989) with Sylvester Stallone; as an incarcerated pyromaniac in the firefighter thriller Backdraft (1990) alongside Kurt Russell and Robert De Niro, as the humanitarian doctor-activist Norman Bethune in 1990’s Bethune: The Making of a Hero, and as a snobbish New York City art dealer in Six Degrees of Separation (1993), with Stockard Channing and Will Smith.

‘In the 1991 Oliver Stone film JFK, he played a mysterious Washington intelligence officer, reputed to have been L. Fletcher Prouty, who spoke of links to the military–industrial complex in the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. He played psychiatrist and visionary Wilhelm Reich in the video for Kate Bush’s 1985 single, “Cloudbusting”. In 1992, he played the role of Merrick in the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with Kristy Swanson. In 1994, he played the head of a government agency hunting for aliens that take over people’s bodies similar to the premise of Invasion of the Body Snatchers in the movie of Robert A. Heinlein’s 1951 book The Puppet Masters.

‘In more recent years, Sutherland was known for his role as Reverend Monroe in the Civil War drama Cold Mountain (2003), in the remake of The Italian Job (2003), in the movie Fierce People (2005) with Diane Lane and Anton Yelchin, and as Mr. Bennet in Pride & Prejudice (2005), starring alongside Keira Knightley.

‘Beginning in 2012, Sutherland portrayed President Snow, the main antagonist of The Hunger Games film franchise, in The Hunger Games (2012), The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013), The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014), and Part 2 (2015). During his appearances to promote the first Hunger Games film, he mentioned that he had been offered the lead roles in Deliverance and Straw Dogs but turned both offers down because he did not want to appear in violent films at the time. The role in Deliverance went to Jon Voight and the role in Straw Dogs to Dustin Hoffman, and both films enjoyed critical and box office success. After declining these violent roles, he quipped: “and then I played a fascist in 1900 by Bernardo Bertolucci.”

‘In 2016, Sutherland was a member of the main competition jury of the 2016 Cannes Film Festival. On 6 September 2017, it was announced that Sutherland, along with 3 other recipients, would receive an Honorary Oscar, from Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Sutherland’s first Academy Award in six decades.’ — collaged

 

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Further

Donald Sutherland @ IMDb
The long, unconventional career of Donald Sutherland
Donald Sutherland leads tributes to ‘fearless visionary’ Nicolas Roeg
Donald Sutherland on His Famous Don’t Look Now Sex Scene
Trust, Jane Fonda and falling out with his son Kiefer
22 Pictures of Young Donald Sutherland
Donald Sutherland: 10 essential films
Road Trip with Donald Sutherland and Helen Mirren
Donald Sutherland on ‘Trust,’ ’70s Cinema and Sympathy for the Devil
BBC Radio 4 – Desert Island Discs, Donald Sutherland
Donald Sutherland | Forever Young
Les larmes de Donald Sutherland
A Conversation With Donald Sutherland
Donald Sutherland has no time for Donald Sutherland’s movies, thank you
Proust Questionnaire: Donald Sutherland
‘I could tell you stories but I’d never get another job’

 

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Extras


Donald Sutherland receives Honorary Award at 2017 Governors Awards


Donald Sutherland is all about the power of the female

 

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Interview

 

When was the first time you came to Cannes?
It was in 1968 for Joanna, directed by Michael Sarne. At the end of the film, the young main actress, sitting on a small balcony at the back of a train, said: “I’ll be back!”. The entire theatre audience shouted: “Never!”. That was my first experience at the Festival de Cannes. I then came back for two films in particular, 1900 by Bernardo Bertolucci and The Day of the Locust by John Schlesinger.

What kind of films move you?
Good films! Films that tell a story to perfection and that manage to lighten up my life. Films that touch me deep inside my heart and soul, and that grow inside me, infect and consume me.

How often do you go to the cinema?
I used to go a lot when I was a university student in Toronto. I always had an afternoon free, and I’d go to the cinema at the end of my street. One day, it was screening a film by an Italian director that I didn’t know. I later found out that it was called La Strada and that the director in question was called Federico Fellini. His wife, Giulietta Masina, was one of the actresses, and the music was by Nino Rotta. I went to see the film and fell literally in love with it. I left the cinema in worship of films and the film industry.

Was La Strada your first shock at the cinema?
No. My first shock was watching Great Expectations, the film by David Lean, in 1946, with my mother. In one of the film’s scences, Abel Magwitch, played by Finlay Currie, jumps out from behind some trees. I jumped onto my mother’s lap and watched the rest of the film like that. That was my first shock of cinematographic purity. A long while later, in 1957, I went to see another film, by some guy that I didn’t know. His name was Stanley Kubrick and his film was called Paths of Glory. My life changed on that day. I was mad at the entire world. The mere thought of talking about this cinematographic experience makes me want to cry. Gillo Pontecorvo’s films have also moved me a great deal. The Battle of Algiers (La battaglia di Algeri) (1966) and Burnt (Queimada) (1969), starring Marlon Brando, are milestones on my path as a film lover.

What do you remember about your first audition?
It was in London, for a leading role. I loved the character that I was going to play, and I’d really worked hard on it. I thought that my audition was rather a success. I was waiting for my agent to call me; the following day, the phone rang, and there were the screenwriter, director and producer of the film on the other end. The screenwriter was the one to speak, to tell me that my audition had changed their lives. After my audition, they’d decided to change the way of making their film, but they weren’t going to offer me the role. I was speechless. They were looking for a Joe Bloggs, and told me that I’d never be somebody like that.

When was the first time you starred in a film?
It was in 1964 in Castle of the Living Dead (Il Castello dei Morti Vivi), a Z horror movie by Warren Kiefer, which is where I got the inspiration for my son’s first name from. I met the woman who was to become my second wife whilst shooting this film. She thought I was a good actor, and one day she asked a man (who had been Mussolini’s astrologer) to tell her what the future held in store for me. After he’d looked at my lucky numbers, he called me back and said: “You’re going to be a film star”. I had some incredible experiences in Italy.

At what point in your career have you felt the most contented?
From the minute I started this career. I’d always wanted to become an actor. When I went to see my father, who worked in sales, to tell him that I wanted to be an actor, he simply said: “OK”. Everybody else, in his shoes, would have said that I was crazy. He wanted me to take a unviersity degree before, to be able to do something else, just in case. When I was at university, I said I wanted to be an actor and one day, someone told me about an audition. First of all, I didn’t want to go, but some guy bet a dollar that I’d get the part. So I went to the audition to win the bet, not to get the part. When I arrived on stage, they laughed and when I walked off stage, they applauded. They gave me a standing ovation. I’ve never experienced that since.

You’ve seen cinema change and grow; what do you think of it today?
I think it’s senile! It was so much more adult and wonderful before. The film industry is going through an ordeal today for financial reasons, because mentalities are concerned about making a profit. At the time, there weren’t any of the parasitic tools like Facebook or Twitter. When Robert Altman’s film M.A.S.H was released in 1970, it didn’t receive any advertising but it was successful thanks to word-of-mouth, after just one screening. It was publicly screened for the first time in a cinema in New York, in the Upper East Side, at 9a.m. one morning. People were queuing twice round the block. It was another era, another business.

 

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18 of Donald Sutherland’s 190 roles

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Silvio Narizzano Die! Die! My Darling! (1965)
Die! Die! My Darling reportedly occasioned a lawsuit by star Tallulah Bankhead, whose screen swan song this was. In one of the era’s many shockers that barged through the door opened by Psycho, Bankhead is a grieving mother who has gone around the bend and now tortures her would-be daughter-in-law Stefanie Powers. With Peter Vaughan, Yootha Joyce, Maurice Kaufmann, and—as a hulking lurking handyman—Donald Sutherland.’ — Quad Cinema


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Robert Aldrich The Dirty Dozen (1967)
‘The U. S. Army singles out 12 really tough guys, murderers and rapists and men like that, and assigns them to wipe out a chateau where a lot of German officers spend their holidays. Before the big mission, the “dirty dozen” train under the leadership of Lee Marvin. There are some nice, amusing scenes, especially when one of the dozen (Donald Sutherland) pretends to be a general and inspects some troops. In fact, right up to the last scene the movie is amusing, well paced, intelligent.’ — Roger Ebert


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Michael Sarne Joanna (1968)
‘Former 1960s pop singer turned film director Mike Sarne is probably best known for helming the infamous 1970 box office bomb Myra Breckinridge – an overblown, kitsch adaptation of Gore Vidal’s novel starring Raquel Welch and Rex Reed. But two years before his Hollywood debut, Sarne fashioned this quirky story of a wide-eyed girl (Geneviève Waite, who would later marry Mamas & the Papas singer John Phillips) falling in with the loose-living London crowd. Donald Sutherland steals the film as a flamboyant but frail, wealthy young man who invites Joanna on an impulsive trip to Morocco; while Calvin Lockhart (in his film debut) cameos as a street-wise hipster who Joanna falls in love with. Famously described by Gore Vidal as resembling ‘a collection of cigarette ads’, Joanna is very much a time capsule of London in the 1960s, and has much the same trippy qualities as Myra – especially its narrative structure, which is basically a succession of mad situations that Joanna finds herself in. Think Voltaire’s Candide transplanted to a mod London, but minus the debauchery.’ — What’s On TV


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Robert Altman MASH (1970)
‘Nearly 50 years ago, a film came along that changed the course of cinema. It made its director, Robert Altman, a legend. It made its stars—Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, and Sally Kellerman (among others)—into icons. And, above all else, it set a new standard for what a studio film could be. Today, M*A*S*H is most often remembered as a TV series. But before that, it was a rebellious landmark in the history of filmmaking.’ — Mental Floss


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Paul Mazursky Alex in Wonderland (1970)
‘After making a splashy debut with the 1969 Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, which he wrote (with partner Larry Tucker), Paul Mazursky experienced sort of a sophomore jinx with the comedy-drama Alex in Wonderland, starring Donald Sutherland and Ellen Burstyn. Inspired by the work of Fellini (specifically 81/2), who appears as himself in the movie, Alex in Wonderland was a more personal work for Mazursky but not nearly as sharp and poignant as Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice. The film is both shallow and derivative.’ — Emanuel Levy


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Dalton Trumbo Johnny Got His Gun (1971)
‘The film is often sentimental, sometimes brilliant as well as horrifying, and it is intriguing to speculate on what Buñuel, whom Trumbo originally wanted to direct, would have made of it.’ — Time Out


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Alan J. Pakula Klute (1971)
‘Klute was one of the first paranoia thrillers of the 1970s, but it stands apart, preceding and seemingly presaging Watergate, the source of its unease hard to pinpoint: like Sidney Lumet’s The Anderson Tapes, released just a week before Klute, it dealt with covert surveillance and wiretapping. There was good cause to be anxious in the ‘70s: the Cold War, second-wave feminism, the sexual revolution, Vietnam, police corruption scandals, crowded cityscapes, the violence of the late 1960s. Maybe Watergate served as a lightning rod for a diffuse preexisting paranoia, let us give it a name and a reason — and Klute is one of the earliest articulations of the era’s uncertainty.’ — Birth. Movies. Death.


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Nicolas Roeg Don’t Look Now (1973)
‘Upon initial release, on a double bill with The Wicker Man (talk about a perfect pairing!), much of the conversation surrounding Don’t Look Now concerned a sex scene between Christie and Sutherland so frank that rumors still persist it wasn’t simulated. Today, the scene looks groundbreaking less for its explicitness and realism than for the elliptical editing style, which anticipated countless stylish, nonlinear flurries of montage (including a comparable love scene in Out Of Sight 25 years later). Meanwhile, the film’s reputation as an all-time creep-out rests largely on its shocking climax. (Would anyone even call it horror if it didn’t end how it ends?) That’s not to diminish Roeg’s ability to get under the skin, almost entirely through disorienting technique: sudden zooms, odd stings of audio, the jumbling of time and space during one of the numerous, influential intrusions of flashback. Roeg even leaves the Italian dialogue un-subtitled, to put us in the same confused position as Sutherland’s increasingly frazzled protagonist.’ — AV Film


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John Schlesinger The Day of the Locust (1975)
‘Schlesinger doesn’t have the benefit of a whole novel to build up to this – although he could have used the slightly baggy second act more wisely – but when it comes it’s an astonishing scene of Fellini-esque horror. The political interpretation of West’s book, too, is nicely represented when Schlesinger shoots a faith healing ceremony to resemble Leni Riefenstahl’s footage of the Nuremberg rally. At the centre of the excess and carnage is a rock-solid ensemble, including Karen Black and William Atherton and headed up by Donald Sutherland as – no, really – Homer Simpson. Sutherland usually makes these everyman parts at least fifty per cent more interesting just through his own restless, impish intelligence, and this is as fine an example of that as I’ve ever seen. The most unforgettable character, though, is one you’ll wish you could forget – a very young Jackie Earl Haley as a nightmarish delinquent dressed as one of the Little Rascals. He easily out-chills Tom Sweet in the recent Childhood of a Leader; point of fact, I could easily imagine him growing up to be Rorschach.’ — Graham Williamson


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Bernardo Bertolucci 1900 (1976)
‘All in all, I loved Bertolucci’s 1900. By the end of it (I watched the uncut, 318 minute version and it was an effortless, engrossing, never over-long experience), I found myself feeling as satisfied as someone who’s just finished reading one of those wonderful, very long classic novels. There are, however, some major flaws, not just in narrative structure but also in content, and this is why I’ve given it “just” a 9/10. It’s rather disjointed and all over the place, like a huge, gangly foal rather than a harmoniously-formed horse.’ — Asa_Nisi_Masa


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Federico Fellini Fellini’s Casanova (1976)
‘Fellini was well into the decadent stage of this third phase of his career when he cast Donald Sutherland as a charismatic, increasingly cadaverous Casanova making a circular journey through the great cities of 18th-century Europe, starting during a Venetian festival and ending on a frozen Grand Canal. Vainly seeking wealthy patrons for his scholarly pursuits, Casanova is seen as both an intellectual figure of the Enlightenment and a licentious voluptuary of a corrupt society about to be swept away by the French Revolution. He’s inexorably drawn by his inclinations and reputation into a succession of chilly, unfulfilling sexual encounters, culminating in making love to a mechanical doll. The semi-coherent, death-obsessed narrative reeks of self-disgust and has the clammy atmosphere of an undertaker’s embalming room. Made entirely on fabulous Cinecittà sets, it’s superbly photographed and magnificently staged and Sutherland (who hated the experience) is a compelling presence.’ — The Guardian


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Claude Chabrol Les Liens de sang (1977)
‘French director Claude Chabrol has often used murder as a catalyst in his grim pix about upper-class French life. But here it is more psychosis, repression and jealousy than the more absorbing social patterns of his French work. It makes the pic somewhat ambivalent, for it is a sudden revelation of madness rather than having more depth in characterization and a harder edge focused on its police work.’ — Variety


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Philip Kaufman Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
‘In 1978, director Philip Kaufman brought his own version of Invasion Of The Body Snatchers to the screen, and on the face of it, his movie’s a typical remake as we now understand the term. It scales up the canvas from a small middle-class community to a city, brings in a slightly starrier cast, ups the budget, includes references to the original (including an absolutely perfect cameo from Kevin McCarthy) and adds in lots more showy special effects. Remarkably, though, the 70s Body Snatchers almost equals the brilliance of Siegel’s original – and this time, its downbeat conclusion isn’t sullied by a studio-enforced epilogue, as the residents of San Francisco come under silent attack from plant-like, other-worldly organisms.’ — Den of Geek


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Julian Doyle Kate Bush: Cloudbusting (1985)
‘If you’ve seen the video for “Cloudbusting”, released 30 years ago this month, you’ll know that it’s a cinematic, oddly moving tale of a young boy, played by Kate Bush in a ragamuffin wig, and his idyllic adventures with his dad, played by Donald Sutherland, who is working on a giant ray-gun contraption that can shoot at clouds to make it rain. At some point in the video, a group of men in suits arrive to snatch the boy’s father away, but not before the boy can reach into his dad’s jacket pocket and pull out a slim volume called “A Book of Dreams”.’ — Dazed and Confused


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Werner Herzog Scream of Stone (1991)
Scream of Stone is unmistakably a Werner Herzog film in only a few ways, but when it does smack of the director, it’s as strong a movie as its name implies. When it doesn’t, what it most resembles is something lost to the weirdo backroom of your great local video store: a supremely silly yet strangely well-made anomaly just waiting for a semi-ironic rediscovery of its eccentricities and virtues.’ — Spectrum Culture


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Oliver Stone JFK (1991)
‘Nagged by fears that shady characters in his own district might have been involved in the president’s assassination, Garrison puts together a case. He has three key witnesses. David Ferrie (Joe Pesci) is a mercenary working with anti-Castro Cuban exiles. He breaks down and confesses the entire plot to Garrison, complete with CIA and Cuban exile involvement. Immediately afterwards, he is murdered by his co-conspirators. Willie O’Keefe (Kevin Bacon) is a gay prostitute involved with the conspirators. He, too, confesses the whole plot to Garrison, exactly in line with Ferrie. Finally, Garrison goes to Washington to meet an unnamed government insider, X, played with unabashed brilliance by Donald Sutherland. In a coruscating monologue, X explains the full breadth and depth of the conspiracy, bringing in the entire military-industrial complex behind the American government.’ — The Guardian


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Fran Rubel Kazui Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
‘It’s kind of a miracle that a Buffy The Vampire Slayer TV series ever happened. To understand why, you have to witness the show’s very humble origins, to watch the movie that started it all—the one Whedon probably wishes you wouldn’t, the one that Buffy fans generally ignore, the one that only really gets discussed today as a footnote on what it ended up improbably inspiring. It’s rare enough that a show based on a movie turns out good or even popular. But for one to grow from the soil of a forgotten, very mild box-office success with mixed-to-negative reviews, only to take on a life of its own and build a loyal fan-base and run for seven whole seasons? We’re entering miracle territory.’ — AV Club


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Nicolas Roeg Puffball: The Devil’s Eyeball (2007)
‘Nic Roeg, Miranda Richardson, Rita Tushingham, Donald Sutherland – there were a lot of reasons to go and see this film. However, (and I’m holding back here) – this is the worst kind of unadulterated nonsense I’ve seen in a long time. It gives me no pleasure to slate this director and cast, but what were they doing? It’s a complete mess of a film, highly insulting to it’s audience’s intelligence and I can’t imagine what Nicolas Roeg was thinking of. Obviously these high caliber actors were well paid for the trip to Monaghan, Ireland – but what it was doing being shot there is anybody’s guess. The original novel by Fay Weldon set the rural community as Somerset; the film screenplay by her son Dan Weldon doesn’t even bother to adjust to it’s Irish setting. A focal point is Odin’s stone – a Norse god! This film looks set for minority interest; a once great director fallen on his sword, and for the dubious sexual scenes horribly overacted by the floundering cast.’ — Abigailsparty


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cuteassperson, 18
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whitetwink (Owner) – Dec 11, 2018
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BabyBoyBill, 18
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samuelxrolo – Dec 2, 2018
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Guestbook of Glittery

CloudDreamer – Dec 8, 2018
👎 don’t let her drink alcohol (probably impossible). don’t mention the kardashians. if she mentions them say you hate them or change the subject fast. 👍 the deadness behind her eyes (think nico). i could’ve found things to do with her ass for weeks.

AlexanderStaner – Nov 24, 2018
He’s even cuter and hotter as a boy but it’s true you need to make him stay completely silent and barely move for it to seem believable.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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HeresMyResignation, 19
Amsterdam

I’m an eternally stoned, but not hideously drunk or wasted, sissy little goth boy with the mentality of a slutty old hag. I’m skinny and completely hairless except for my head which has a lot of hair. I love being kissed, fucked, spunked in and on, and having every part of my body licked. So if you’re looking for anything from someone goth to rape to a body you can eat for dinner, then the next time that boner between your legs becomes all you can think about, allow me to take care of that. I suggest we talk a little, for you to hear my voice, before you decide whether to try meet up because my voice is weird.

Guestbook of HeresMyResignation

Sniffer – Dec 12, 2018
I sniffed and licked him clean. Pits, Feet, Ass, Pubes, etc. I sat on his face and had him rim me. I also used toys on his hole.

MAXMARC28 – Dec 9, 2018
He’s not a goth. Wearing a hoodie and liking Joy Division does make you a goth. I demanded a discount based on false advertising and he agreed. The sex wasn’t what I’d come for, but it was good.

CollegeHornDog – Dec 7, 2018
I yanked his pants down, spit, shoved it in, pounded my load into him, felched his ass, spit the cum into his mouth, sucked him off.

Schimidtt – Nov 21, 2018
his voice sounds a lot like that actor steve buscemi

YouveGotMale – Nov 18, 2018
I fucked him, face fucked him, made him rim me, spanked him and fucked him with toys.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 70 €
Overnight 70 €

 

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asianrockstar, 20
Anaheim

Looking for a teeny tiny Asian’s feet? I have beautiful little feet. Do you want to lick them? Suck toe by toe, deep throat them? I would love to put them on your face. Well, what are you waiting for? They are completely available.

Guestbook of asianrockstar

asianrockstar (Owner) – Dec 10, 2018
Please don’t ask me to have any kind of erection.

alexperkinsofficial – Dec 6, 2018
I am at the peak of my career as a blockchain strategist and accountant and I am very passionate about your body.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
Oral Bottom
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 140 $
Overnight On request

 

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George99, 19
Fort Worth

I want to try my first time for money with you ,guy,but I am nervous,and i don’t know that.. want of …

Guestbook of George99

George99 (Owner) – Dec 3, 2018
She’s my sister

swoleon69 – Dec 2, 2018
I do have some interests of you that will most likely scare u off but

I’ll b blunt & open here is a summary of some of what i want, I’m sure it will scare u off:

I LOVE you

I LOVE shiny smooth skin especially yours

I can not even begin to explain how much you drive me crazy.

I have also ALWAYS fantasized of encounters with another male.

this will be my first etc encounter (I hope that does not scare u off)

I have never even been in the same house with another male who knows about this side of me, simply the thought of me being in the same room with you when you know i want you gets me all anxious.

I have MANY fantasies about you

I love the thought of stalking you for days, abducting etc you & keeping you & many more

I want to be honest, we live in the same city, i see you around, i followed you to your apartment once (2717 sylvester).

i hope u feel okay with me stalking u, but i will make NO surprise stops, as i know you girlfriend may be there, I hope you find that very kinky, the thought that i may be stalking & or spying on you, my next victim

please let me know if u r or r not interested

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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andiamokay, 19
Hull

Hi I’m jay I’ve been in the game for about three years, I’m full of energy weather that be a wham-bam or coming to see me for some time, Guys always comment on how young I look but I guess that’s only a good think.
I bottom so I will only receive , topping isn’t for me just a choice of my own, I can take a pretty big cock but if it’s rediculously big I might cry sorry.
I’m looking for NOW and not sometime! Horny guy who wants to fuck my ass flat as a pancake by 10pm. And not with ‘hi how are you’ and bullshit. Send your address!
Guys. Seriously. I am too fucking horny. I’m almost angry horny, I’m horny for everyone! And no fucking condom! If you even have the word condom in your vocabulary I will block you!!!!!

Guestbook of andiamokay

andiamokay (Owner) – Nov 29, 2018
The term ‘weird’ is a good term to me, creep is not…please don’t call me that, it freaks me out.

unsweetened_angel – Nov 29, 2018
If I offended you I apologize that wasn’t my intention. Ultimately I want to do my part to help the community of escorts as a whole, learn and teach any escort I fuck. We are all in this together the least we can to is to build and not destroy. You did tell everyone in your profile and me in person that you’re a weird ball of anger and related horniness and, to be fair, you acted as though you greatly enjoyed the rough slamming fuck I gave you. I did compensate you very generously for going so kamikaze with your ass and, again to be fair, you did cum three times during that.

bunascultator – Nov 19, 2018
My poison was his pleasure long after I was gone.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour £110
Overnight £220

 

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younganddumb, 18
Bremen

Blowjobs only taken. Mouth cumshots given.

Guestbook of younganddumb

chris901415 – Dec 10, 2018
Loves getting his cock sucked and he is very good at it as I have told him many times

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Smoking No
Position Top
Kissing No
Oral Top
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight On request

 

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ObjectRelations, 21
Bristol

My name is Malcom, my long chesnut treses gently frame my heart shaped face and reach just below my defined jawline. Being a computer software student means I am mature for my age and we will not be talking just about you taking me to DEF CON.

I enjoy pouring you a Haig Club on the rocks whilst massaging your tense neck and gradually making my way towards your belt buckle whilst not so gently suggesting you fuck me ‘til I can’t walk.

I desire to give you with exactly what you want without the complications of a conventional relationship. We may be together for only an hour or less, but I will run through your mind forever as a naughty little sodomy victory.

Guestbook of ObjectRelations

MadHatter – Dec 8, 2018
My date with Malcom was a good two weeks after invisible01’s review and he was still obsessed with the “fat” accusation. He’s not, his body’s just soft and tender and his ass is rather female. He seemed very thrown off his game by insecurity. He bottomed adequately but was distracted throughout and kept half-joking that he should commit suicide. I personally found that sexy, but others mightn’t.

ObjectRelations (Owner) – Dec 2, 2018
I just took this selfie. Do I look fat to you? The answer is no!

invisible01 – Nov 30, 2018
Malcom is a great lay, and if he lost 7, 8 kg he would be a knockout, but then he wouldn’t be renting his chunky ass for £40, and he is adorable for a fatty, so I would say it all evens out, but he’s so close to being a total hottie that I couldn’t stop thinking throughout, Go on a diet, you lazy ass.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Socially
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 40 £
Overnight 80 £

 

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WTFcuteboy, 22
Brooklyn

i’m stevie. rentable for fisting tops. i have a very hungry cunt. i love elbow deep fistfucking. i love seeing fingers poke around inside my belly. yes, I have a boyfriend. yes, we are happy together. no, I do not think this is wrong. yes, he knows about this. no, he doesn’t like it. yes, i’m a selfish prick.

Guestbook of WTFcuteboy

lukas9743 – Dec 1, 2018
“If the rose is red the violet is blue.”

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral No
FF Passive
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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PackRat, 21
Boston

I’m straight and have never been wit a guy. I have a bad money problem that must be fixed very fast or I will go to prison. It’s too much money that I can get anywhere. I fantasize and dream about not having any choice but to fix the problem by having my virgin ass fucked rough like a bitch. I have never been with a guy in a anyway. But I dream of having my ass fucked while my money problem is being fixed.

Guestbook of PackRat

sportygeek – Nov 27, 2018
Christ, enough with this pissing contest. His ass is fine. Small, pert, shaved. It’s a type. There are hundreds exactly like it for rent on this site alone. I’ve fucked a dozen or more of them. His is hotter than some, less than others. I understand that in this post-religious world we need things to reify, but … come! on!

Amah – Nov 27, 2018
i hired him with a chip on my shoulder after all the hype going on here but, yes, what an ass! i swear if his hole was the barrel of a gun, i would have happily blown my head off.

dom-i-nik – Nov 20, 2018
confused isn’t the right word either. as he hints in his profile and told me at length, he’s always suspected he has a great ass but he had no idea people would want to spend hours inspecting and rimming it. he’s not confused, he’s floored.

NSAtop – Nov 16, 2018
“Ashamed” isn’t the right word. He’s confused, understandably. He’s a straight boy who’s probably spent his life barely acknowledging his butt exists and suddenly it’s like Amazon on Black Friday.

RealSlutForMe – Nov 8, 2018
Rim him

mamoota – Nov 5, 2018
He is a cute boy in big trouble that is ashamed to have a great butt.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Faglet, 20
New York

NO I’m not a virgin?
I’m a 20 year old dirty slutty fag twink from Philly, but now I live in NYC. So if you were interested until recently, you probably could’ve found this cum stained fag taking any loads it could get it’s pathetic pussy to hold in, or getting pounded by anonymous men under-stall in all the dirtiest gas station bathrooms, or getting gang raped at night in Central Park.

As you can tell I am completely obsessed with sex especially because it allows me to have a purpose in life. As a faggot, my existence on earth is super unnecessary and I’m completely unworthy.
• I’m the scum of the world.
• A disgrace to the human race.
• A worthless, pathetic, brainwashed subhuman with only one thing to offer in life, my holes.
• A pile of used fag skin with two holes for dumping in.

The list is endless, but by acknowledging that, I’ve come to realize that my true purpose in life as a fag, and that is to consistently try to make up for my worthless existence, and that the only way to REALLY do that is by worshiping and serving and living with and being financially supported however shittily by ONE REAL MAN that unlike fags, actually deserves to exist.

I honestly love being used solely for sex. I loved when men I barely knew raped me hard and dumped their warm thick loads as much as possible into my sloppy used and abused cunt! I am a pretty experienced slave, fag, and son/boy (Experienced each of those scenarios) but I have to say fag life is where it’s at.

• Party’s/Orgys/Group Sessions
• Fisting/Punch Fisting
• Rape
• 666
• Actual Torture
• Gaping
• Stuffing My Cunt (ask me about it)
• Brutal Degradation
• Dirty/Trash Talk (The more threatening/offensive/morbid the better, I’m SERIOUS!!!)
• Having my body/skin fucked up (scratches/bruises)
• All types of torture (anal, ball, nipple, etc.)
• Needle Play
• “Extreme Bondage” – Ask me about it
• Pimping/Renting Out
• Sex Slavery
• Beastiality
***This is just a small list of things that faglet loves and craves 24/7***

I have 0 limits (ACTUALLY) and 0 life.
Besides work, no one cares of my existence nor will anyone miss me or even notice if I’m missing. (Hint,Hint?)
I also do not care about my disgusting fag body in any way since I will submit to you and I will be your property so feel free to use, abuse, modify, or mutilate it in any way you please!
I have very very VERY high pain tolerance and I’ve also trained myself to not scream or be verbal in any way unless ordered to so go as hard as you want.

As of now I’m just looking for the best possible option for me. Just message me and make an offer (financial, where I’ll live, what I’ll do and become or unbecome) and DON’T hold anything back.

Guestbook of Faglet

luis98 – Dec 14, 2018
🚨

unknown-profile – Dec 13, 2018
Ok, now he’s dead.

unknown-profile – Nov 4, 2018
Sexy film director, 40s, will shoot your encounter with Faglet – camera, editing and directing no charge. You only need to get Faglet to Istanbul, come yourself or I will find your actors – I can recommend someone.
ANYTHING goes. I DON’T perform in the film. I enjoy watching and filming extreme encounters. I’m a professional and you can expect discretion and quality.

luis98 – Nov 2, 2018
this guy lives in my building. he never leaves his apartment. he makes sounds with his mouth like a police siren all the time. he’s completely nuts.

Faglet (Owner) – Nov 1, 2018
YES I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

unknown-profile – Nov 1, 2018
Do you mean that?

Faglet (Owner) – Oct 30, 2018
Lucky bitch!!!!😜 I’m also looking for an underground film producer SADISTIC fucker to rip into me, beating and choking me and having EXTREME VIOLENT SEX no limits while I get really fucked up.

unknown-profile – Oct 29, 2018
I’m sure.

Anonymous – Oct 29, 2018
are you sure?

unknown-profile – Oct 29, 2018
I know the video you’re referencing. It was made on the outskirts of Istanbul in 2016 and it’s not the same boy.

Anonymous – Oct 28, 2018
the boy in faglet’s photo was snuffed at least 8 months ago. there’s a video circulating if you know where to look.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 20 $
Overnight 50 $

 

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HelplessWeakling, 19
Stockholm

I am a hetero.. If you want to give me hand job,you need to pay me 25 euro because I don’t have money..

Guestbook of HelplessWeakling

HelplessWeakling (Owner) – Dec 3, 2018
I am really enjoying this.. if some man wants me to move in with him and support me in return for regular hand jobs I probably might. He should probably know I like video games and creating art. I hate amusement park rides. I love all kinds of music. Mexican is my fave culture food. I can swim underwater for minutes at a time but I can only doggy paddle (badumtss) on top of water. I can’t stand the feeling of chalk on a blackboard and make a silly dance when I have to write with it. Disney is my favorite franchise. I like comic books from all kinds of cultures. I can only kind of play a guitar and ukulele.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
Oral No
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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Jason96, 20
Pawtucket

I suk dick so good I like it and get love being fucked like a slut i Love music I have no real friends I need to pay rent for a room with no heat 500 a month I have no parents they were killed I just had my partner and soon to be husband suicide in October We were together 5 years We were going to get married on our 5th anniversary i hope there’s people over here who think I’m cute:(

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 215 $
Overnight 450 $

 

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threebrokelads, 19
Nürnberg

We are three here for one of two reasons.

To make things uncomplicated and productive you should refer to us by the names Left, Center, and Right based on where we are in the profile pic, and here’s a template for you of what we expect to see in your first message:

“Hi, my name is (your name). I’m (age, height, weight etc). I’m currently in/planning to be in (city/town). I’m staying at (hotel, address) and I’d like to see you on (dates). I like (things you want) from (name one, two or all three of us).

For purposes of this arrangement we label ourselves gay not because we’re effeminate in any way; it is for the psychological appeal aspect of it for you: your idea of three “gay” males being sexually exploited by a real gay man. that does not mean you have to be a HE-MAN; we like all kinds of gay males, even with “feminine” features. so although we use the label gay when escorting, we’re very masculine by nature, with no actual effeminate features, and no one in our lives knows that secretly we are cocksuckers and ass ponies and ass bandits for hire. everyone we know thinks we’re str8 guys, and the only people we know are “normal” str8 people, both male and female.

Guestbook of threebrokelads

StolenBeat – Dec 3, 2018
Correction: Right isn’t real either.

StolenBeat – Nov 30, 2018
Right is the only real one. The other two are young army guys he took a selfie with.

etudiant63 – Nov 25, 2018
Left is throwing the white power hand sign in that pic if you didn’t notice.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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VanGogh, 21
Timisoara

I am looking only for guys who have very hard erections.

I don’t respect the behaviour of not sending pictures with face just because you’re discrete. I don’t care, I have to know.
If you are cute, maybe it will be for free but
Anal sex: (only for citizens of Romania) 150 RON + without sending face photo = 400 RON

I actually don’t suck cock, I don’t enjoy sucking, but if I choose to, by myself, there will be no charge.
You can ask for sucking, but it’s an unstable service and I can only honor your dick with my butt.

In case someone tries to bust me I’ll tell you straight off, I’m homeless and a drug addict, and I sleep at the train station.

Guestbook of VanGogh

VanGogh (Owner) – Nov 27, 2018
That’s the entire point. He was very mentally ill and deeply troubled. That was invoked in his art, which is some of the most widely recognized in history.

YWKM – Nov 27, 2018
Van Gogh cut off his ear.

VanGogh (Owner) – Nov 17, 2018
It might sound crazy for you, but I am not here for a regular job or psychiatrist help or a place to live.

Shiro_Nox – Nov 12, 2018
If you’re not old enough to feel nostalgia for the bullshit and hassles and hygiene issues and emotional challenges involved in hooking up with street trash nodding out junkie hustlers I would probably steer clear.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150 RON
Overnight On request

 

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blamingyou, 21
Rock Island

Im a serious person and very dark. I love sex of all kinds as long as its not happy shit, happy shit is garbage and should be treated as such.

*Had to redo my profile due to RETARDED JERKS and will continue to do so if necessary.

Guestbook of blamingyou

blamingyou (Owner) – Dec 8, 2018
TomasBT, don’t be too sure you want to get to know me well enough to arrange that. Everyone thinks they know and understand me. If only you could see what goes on inside my head, hear the things I hear, think the things I think. It would drive any “average guy” insane. I could be insane already for all I know. And if I am, then so be it. Lock me in that padded cell. Watch me bounce off the walls in a maniacal fit of laughter. Shoot me up with those sedatives. It isn’t going to change me. I’m dark, twisted, morbid. A borderline sociopath stuck in an endless loop of false dignity and hopeless destiny. If after this you decide you want to make an arrangement with me, then go right ahead. But I will tell you this much. People make me sick. And if you dare say “But you are a person too” I will slice you with a rusted blade. I know this. I’m not some daft fool that tries to fit in by hating people without reason. Today’s society is so sickening I’m surprised I haven’t tried putting a bullet to my skull to rid myself off this putrid planet.

TomasBT – Dec 7, 2018
I don’t want you to touch your own cock any more. I want to decide when you can cum. I want to control your urges. If we can come to a financial agreement, I will have full ownership of your cock.

Here’s the deal. Even when we’re not together, your cock will belong to me. I’m the only one who can touch it. I’ll be the only one who can make you cum.

Think about it. You’ll go for days and weeks without jacking off and you can only cum when we meet. And if I want you to. You’ll be very frustrated but financially secure. It’s all up to you.

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF Active
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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asillypiggy, 18
Mission Viejo

I’m 18, looking for a onetime fast thing, I’m staying at the Ayers Hotel, 28951 los Alisos blvd in Mission Viejo. My parents car broke down a 100 miles from here and I’m in our room by myself. I want to lick someone’s socks and be fucked for $300… until 6 am only, then we’re driving to San Diego.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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remineedsitinhisbutt, 18
Drachten

Step 1) The mandatory requirements:
• 1.1 → If you do not send a photo you can already forget it 📸.
• 1.2 → From the place where you live, you must come to Friesland or Groningen. Do you have a car and are you willing to pick me up? Then prepare to come to the middle of the Netherlands 📍!
• 1.3 → Stop asking to fuck me when you have a relationship, because I have a big problem with people who do not have enough sex with their own partner. If you are like this, you are really low 🤮 !!
• 1.4 → Don’t be too fat (<90 kg) … In some cases I make an exception for a few kilos ⚖️.
• 1.5 → Arrive clean, otherwise you can also forget about it 🚿.
• 1.6 → I’m pretty bored by people who smoke pot, so especially then do not send a message 🚭.
• 1.7 → A very good penis (19 cm or longer). Sexual fetishism is also required 😜. ℹ → My penis is 18 cm long 📏. __

Step 2) Do you meet all my requirements?
• 2.1 → If so, do you have the courage to send me a message 🤭?
• 2.2 → If no, then you may jack off thinking of me in peace 👀!

Step 3) If you do not get a reaction from me you will know:
• 4.1 → This is because you do not meet my requirements 📋.
• 4.2 → It could also be because you’re ugly ✋🏻.

Additional information) An exclusive relationship.
ℹ → Because I think that I have experimented with men enough, I am ultimately planning to work towards an exclusive relationship 👬👨❤️💋👨💋. I hope this with a nice, sweet, very rich, unique (for example, I’m hot for men with an intellectual disability *). This means that it could be just that I can not have sex anymore, so I would say: try to grab your chance now if you meet my requirements, because if you wait longer you might be unlucky 😉 !
* Having an intellectual disability is not mandatory, but I’m obsessed with stupid men 😊!

ℹ → Some people here keep it to themselves (or sometimes say to me) that this ad seems very arrogant, but I do not really mean that! As I hope in particular to attract men with intellectual disabilities, I am only trying to get over what I want as clearly as possible! 😅 …

End of my ad.

Guestbook of remineedsitinhisbutt

Eduardo0530 – Dec 10, 2018
I need a true lover for me. I got heartbroken 5 times so please do not break my heart becuase I am becoming more tougher. We can do it first as strangers. I am available tomorrow at 1:30 PM-5:30 PM. We can do it as strangers then level up to lovers. I am intelecttual disable so do not worry.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 40 €
Overnight 200 €

 

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LifeGoals, 19
Philadelphia

Im looking to be rented by a man who will turn me into a total slut. I am totally asexual, never think about sex, never had it, never wanted to. I only get erections in my sleep. When people talk about sex, I get very bored and irritable and can be a big brat. So I’m looking to hear from men to take the resistance out of me and pay me to be the opposite of what I am for an hour or two. Not realistic, I know. But it’s what I want.

Guestbook of LifeGoals

chokeonmycockieness – Nov 22, 2018
His hole turns out to be a pristine national treasure.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. HBD, Jane. She’d probably win an election. ** Dominik, Hi!! I’m fine, I think, let me think … yes, I’m good. My back is still not right, but it’s a bit right-er daily, which is how my back always re-rights itself. Yeah, between now and Xmas is going to be work-work, crunch time, and it’s going to be hard, but I think we’ll get it done in time. Five days is like … nothing, or almost. Great, maybe you’ll even enjoy these last work days and start looking fondly at the bookshelves and rude customers and things. No, your cough came back?! The bastard! Time for antibiotics? Ha ha, I can feel your discomfort at that soiree. I hate those kinds of things like the plague. I even hate parties with my friends. I hate parties. Weird, but, anyway, your ‘fish out of water’ evening provided a colorful, contagious little anecdote to read, at least. I don’t know what my week’s highlight was. It was one of those weeks. Oh, I did see a visiting friend, that was nice. I hope your weekend is amazing. I’m not sure what mine will be like. It partly depends on how mild or ferocious the weekly protests are today. The vibe I’m getting is mild, but others predict a huge eruption. I’ll let you know, or the international news outlets will. ** Scunnard, My greatest and most utter pleasure and joy, Jared! And the book is riveting, truly. It’s eating me. ** Jonathan, Hey, buddy. Always great to have you here. And thank you for conducting that very cogent and terrific interview with Mr. P-K. Paris is Xmas-y and cold and nice, and we’ll see if it gets torn apart and burnt again today. Can’t tell yet. Well, I had planned to have the treasure box with key buche on Monday with Michael, Bene, Milo, and Zac, but we just found out it’s unavailable, and the Salernos’ second choice is the train, so that’s the first. The one at the top of the list — the pod-looking one — is for sure, and that’ll be for Gisele, Steven, Zac, and me next week. Then maybe a third one, as yet undecided. Enjoy Dublin. Oh, we’re going to show ‘PGL’ in Dublin, I don’t exactly when yet. Maybe you’ll be there. And I’m pretty sure we’re showing ‘PGL’ in Oslo in early March. Maybe you’ll be there. I need to get my freebie of the ‘Pyre’ KTL album. They put out the ‘Ventriloquist Convention’ demos?! I didn’t know that. Yeah, we rejected them, but not because they weren’t good, obviously. Huh. Again, loveliness to see you, sir! Take care! ** _Black_Acrylic, It probably would have been the same in the USA about the art warehouse fire, if that helps. Not in France though, probably. Good old culture loving France. Awesome about the show, and about the sales! Whoo-hoo, man! Throughly enjoy the workshop this weekend, and, duh, offcourse you will. ** Steve Erickson, Everyone, here’s Steve’s 2018 music top 10 list in Gay City News. I mean here. Yeah, that pigeonholing is so super boring. The Third Ear Band comp, yeah. Curious about that. Thanks! ** Right. The 15th of the month happened to fall on a Saturday this time, and that means you have an entire weekend to parse December’s highlighted escorts in your inimitable and unique ways, so do that. I will see you on Monday.

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