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* Halloween countdown post #14

 

 

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Robert Lazzarini Guns (2008)
Robert Lazzarini’s artwork springs from a desire to understand the perceivable limits of the material world. Conceptually and formally rigorous, he pushes ordinary objects to their limits by mining the twined threads of distortion and material veracity. By fully devoting himself to these indispensable characteristics, Lazzarini negotiates a place between two and three dimensions that challenges his viewers’ understanding of the physical world and their visual perception. Though often mistaken for mere anamorphism, Lazzarini’s work is in fact affected by multiple mathematical distortions so that his pieces elude finite conclusions and deny normative reads. In Lazzarini’s most recent exhibition, guns and knives at the Aldrich Museum of Art, he has turned his attention forward in two significant ways. The first is a shift within the sculptures, which for the first time conflate multiple objects to further complicate and abstract the forms. The second is an alteration of the actual gallery itself, whose walls are canted at varying angles to subtly disrupt the viewer’s apprehension of the physical space and further offset the distortions of the works themselves.

 

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Ravi Zupa Mightier Than (2016)
“The main components are typewriter components,” Zupa said. “I’ll take apart a typewriter and paw through that pile and find pieces that seem appropriate.” He uses typewriter rollers as the barrels and stapler guns for the triggers and the grips on his mock assault rifles and machine guns. Zupa said he has fired the gun several times.

 

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Joana Vasconcelos Call Center (2014-2016)
Call Center presents itself under the form of an enormous Beretta revolver built with recourse to the accumulation of 168 black landline telephones, each of the same exact model. The title, associated to the referenced objects, appears to report to the manipulation and dehumanized excess that is characteristic of many call centers. Musician Jonas Runa composed an electroacoustic symphony for the telephone rings. Each ring was slightly altered in order to produce different notes, transforming the work into a musical instrument. Some of the suspended receivers and, most of all, the powerful speaker installed in the interior of the revolver cannon work as the vehicles for the electronics that integrate this singular and intense electroacoustic symphony.

 

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Phillip Toledano Hope & Fear (2015)

 

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Pedro Reyes Disarm (2014)
Pedro Reyes creates second generation instruments from dismantled guns. With a team of musicians and new media studio, Cocolab, Reyes has made mechanized instruments from these one-time harmful weapons.

 

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Claes Oldenburg Ray Gun Wing (1977)
In Claes Oldenburg’s numerous Ray Gun works, he has an obsession with the right angle. In addition to creating several Ray Gun sculptures in a variety of materials (plaster, paper-mache, vacuum formed commercial plastics, etc.etc.), he amassed an even larger collection of found ray guns. “All one has to do is stoop to gather them from sidewalks,” wrote Yve-Alain Bois, “he did not even need to collect them himself: he could ask his friends to bring them to him (he accepted or refused a find, based on purely subjective criteria).” Ray Gun Wing, published by the Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago, in 1977, documents his collection, and proposal for a museum.

 

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David Černý Guns (1994)
By far the most famous contemporary Czech artist, David Cerny has snagged a name for himself as the “bad boy” of Czech art. In ‘Guns’ (1994), four gigantic “Guns” are aimed at each other while suspended in mid-air. Every now and then, a blast rings out from the guns to the sound of slamming doors, flushing toilets, and car brakes.

 

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Vija Celmins Various (1964 – 2010)
‘I think I felt that these images belonged to all of us. they were our images. However, I must have been interested in Freudian, phallic imagery of some sort, right? There is a photograph of me taken in 1966. I had been working on a large sculpture of a pencil stub, which is sitting beside me, along with a nude mannequin that someone had brought over for me to decorate for a show. that photo would have inspired Freud! I think many young artists have sex on their minds, and I think I did too. The drawing of the gun [Clipping with Pistol 1968] came from the fact that a friend of mine had been attacked and her boyfriend gave her a gun, so I wanted to do a picture of it. I did some paintings, and then got interested in gun magazines, tore out some clippings, did this one drawing and then lost interest.’ — Vija Celmins


“Pistol” (1964)


“Gun with Hand #1” (1964)


“Hand Holding a Firing Gun” (1964)


“Hand holding a firing gun (study)” (1964)


“Table With Gun” (2009-2010)

 

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Felix Gonzalez-Torres Untitled (Death by Gun) (1990)
While González-Torres dealt with gay rights, AIDS, and a variety of governmental abuses in his own work and as a member of the collective Group Material, the subject of “Untitled” (Death by Gun), and its treatment, is unusually specific for him. Appropriating imagery from Time magazine, it presents 460 individuals killed by gunshot in one week in the United States, and includes the name, age, and circumstances of death for each person depicted. No opinion about gun control is added by the artist. Here an issue of public debate engages anyone who follows the artist’s intention and takes away one of his sheets. Dissemination, an age-old function of printed art, is ongoing since “Untitled” (Death by Gun) is reprinted as the stack is depleted.

 

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Mel Chin HOME y SEW 9 (1994)
“HOME y SEW 9” features a Glock-17 9 mm handgun that Chin transformed into a working first-aid kit. “HOME y SEW 9,” Chin said, came about when he “started thinking about how weapons in our culture, especially guns, have such a tremendous aura — a tremendous presence — in the minds of individuals across the country.” The idea of hollowing out the gun to make room for a first-aid kit struck him as “a better way of understanding our gun culture. The more you deconstructed this weapon, the more you could get closer to saving your life, or someone else’s.”

 

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Charles Gitnick Various (2015-2016)
He’s not your average artist. For starters, Charles Gitnick is 11 years old. But age doesn’t mean a thing when you have New York, Miami and L.A. gallerists approaching you about your work. Doing art since age five, Gitnick started his ‘career’ by mixing colors, visiting art museums and learning about artists. His most famous work involves the splattering of paint and color over guns–all sizes, too, from petite pistols to heavy machine guns.

 

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::vtol:: GBG-8 (2015)
Russian artist ::vtol:: recently created an 8-bit instant photo gun by combining a Game Boy, gun, camera, and a thermal printer with an Arduino.

 

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Joachim Koester The Place of Dead Roads (2013)
The Place of Dead Roads is a video that follows four androgynous cowboys as they enact a choreographed duel. Staged in a subterranean maze, each subject motions at their invisible opponents with actions characteristic of the Western genre—drawing their guns, shooting, and shifting their bodies to survey their surroundings. Instead of being driven by story, their actions seem motivated by hidden messages transmitted from a world deep within their bodies, a notion that evokes Wilhelm Reich’s idea that “every muscular contraction contains the history and meaning of its origin.” Watch an excerpt.

 

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Francis Alÿs Camguns (2008)
Francis Alÿs’ series of cam guns: a group of wooden rifles that incorporate found film reels instead of bullet chambers, evoking the artist’s confrontational nature, attacking subjects through film but in this case allowing visitors to pick up the “weapons,” making them active participants.

 

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Karen Kilimnik I Don’t Like Mondays, the Boomtown Rats, Shooting Spree, or Schoolyard Massacre (1991)
Banal, degraded, abject, or seemingly inconsequential, the objects of Karen Kilimnik’s installations together create jarring associations and hybrid perspectives on the issues of her day. In I Don’t Like Mondays, the Boomtown Rats, Shooting Spree, or Schoolyard Massacre, 1991, Kilimnick hung, drilled, and painted some components onto the wall, and scattered others, standing and sitting on the floor. These components–including shooting targets, chicken wire, a cassette player and cassette, clothing, photocopies, a whiffle ball and bat, a badminton racket, baton, mechanical toy dog, toy guns, lunchbox, jump rope, rubber ball, pencils, notebooks, gravel, pushpins–together comprise an aggressive, unsettling scene that presents by turns as a shooting range, magazine spread, classroom, child’s bedroom, and crime scene.

 

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John Baldessari Kiss/ Panic (1984)
Kiss/ Panic (1984) celebrates the banality of gun-culture evil in a rectilinear mandala that combines black and white images of firearms with a full-color close-up of mouths colliding in a kiss. The picture’s possible meanings ripple out from its ambiguous center in a way that is typical of Baldessari’s taste for paradox.

 

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Burt Barr Dolly Shot Twice (1997)
In the work, an attractive blonde woman (ostensibly named “Dolly”) is seen slumped over in a vintage Cadillac convertible parked in a wooded area. The scene is captured twice, first by a camera slowly moving to the left from a few yards away—in a “dolly shot”—and then again, but close-up, allowing us to take notice of the two bullet wounds in her head, as the camera slowly pans to the right.

 

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Laurie Simmons Lying Gun (1990), Walking Gun (1991)

 

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Niki de Saint Phalle Untitled from Edition MAT 64 (1964)
Solicited by Swiss artist Daniel Spoerri to provide instructions for how her multiples should be executed, she responded with a letter written to Spoerri’s collaborator Karl Gerstner enumerating a set of “operating instructions.” Though unequivocally direct, her instructions point to an unusual (though signature for the artist) creative act, one to be explicitly followed by amateur marksmen, museum professionals, art patrons, and other interested parties. They read, in full:

Lean picture against a wall.
Put a strong board behind it (if required, in order to protect the wall).
Take a .22 long rifle and load with short ammunition.
Shoot the color pouches which are embedded in the plaster until they have “bled” (or until you like the picture).
Attention! Leave the picture in the same position until well dried. Then still be careful, as remains of color not yet dry might run over the picture.

The emphasis Saint Phalle gives here to the procedures for producing the work—the precision implied in choice of gun, ammunition, and effects of drying paint—is noteworthy, though rarely discussed in the Saint Phalle literature, both for its level of detail and for its relative flexibility. The identity of the shooter is not classified by gender or any other parameters, nor does Saint Phalle indicate any specified location for the shooting event. Rather, the “instructions” ultimately remain open-ended: aim and shoot until “you like the picture.” As a result, Saint Phalle’s premise for the edition was fascinatingly simple. Her “pop gun” method ensured that the monochromatic white could instantly transform into a polychromatic field of intensity; while the multiplication of the blank plaster canvases provided under the Edition MAT portfolio could offer the experience to unknown others.

 

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Amir Mobed Come Caress Me (2010)
It was performed in September 2010 at Azad Art Gallery, Tehran. Mobed stood in front of a target, wearing a bodysuit with a protective metal box over his head, and invited gallery visitors to shoot at him with a pellet gun. It was, he says, a symbolic execution with a message about freedom of speech and the hopes of artists of his generation being silenced. Each time 15 visitor were allowed to enter to the gallery and shoot him. Visiors should stand behind one of the three lines that were painted on the floor and then shoot.

 

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Antony Gormley Silence (2012)

 

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Luz María Sánchez V.F(i) n_1 (2013)
Luz María Sánchez’s work V.F(i) n_1 is a multichannel sound sculpture/installation. The title is a sort of acronym in Spanish; it means Vis. (un) necessary force. It is the first of the series, hence the number 1. V.F(i) n_1 addresses the subject of violence from the citizen’s perspective. Since media is not covering everyday experiences of violence, people flock to the arena offered by social networks, and share their own sounds and images –the ones that communicate their particular experiences within this context of explicit violence.V.F(i) n_1 is assembled using 74 audio players gun-shaped, that build a large format sound-texture composed of the same number of acoustic logs: shootings recorded by citizens caught in confrontations between law enforcement and organized crime in Mexico. V.F(i) n_1 consists of 74 independent audio channels, and the sound tracks are played individually on each of these speakers. At the end of the day and as the batteries run out of charge, speakers/guns go off gradually so the circle of operation/sound non-operation/silence is restarted. The audio tracks that integrate this sound installation/sculpture were taken from different videos available at the YouTube site.

 

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Andy Warhol Gun (1981-1982)
The canvas depicts the exact style of pistol used almost two decades before in an assassination attempt by Valerie Solanas that nearly took Warhol’s life. Silkscreened twice, every detail is meticulously highlighted and dramatized in raw and monochromatic screens. This work sold for $7,026,500 at the Phillips de Pury & Company Contemporary Art Evening Sale in New York, 10 May 2012.

 

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Jonathan Fletcher Moore Artificial Killing Machine (2015)
The installation is made up of an array of 15 digitally actuated toy cap guns dangling from the ceiling. A small receiver unit controls the guns autonomously. The toy guns sit dormant until a message comes over the wire from The Bureau of Investigative Journalism, which collects data on drone strikes. When a strike occurs, the guns abruptly pop into action, and a thermal printer clinically records the strike onto a ledger that dangles to the floor.

 

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Skylar Fein Kurt Cobong (2014)
I really couldn’t think of anything to do with the gun. Months went by and I started to experience a light, effervescent panic over the deadline. I made regular work of sketching. Nothing. At one point, I did acid with a friend, and while tripping came up with a piece! Brilliant and devastating, it would galvanize the entire world of conceptual art. It would be called “Loaded Mossberg 500” and consist of that model of shotgun, sitting on a table. That’s it. There would be special protocols: the gun would be loaded with 7 shells — in full view — by an assistant IMMEDIATELY after the gallery opened each day, so the public could verify that it was live ammunition. The same assistant would unload the weapon at the close of each day should all the shells be left. And therein lies the excitement of the whole enterprise. Low odds, but high consequences. There were two problems with this: one, the idea sounded way, WAY better when I was tripping — hilariously, it seemed like MacArthur Grant material — and two, the gallery’s lawyer would not allow it. I doubt the lawyer had anything to do with it. My suspicion is that it was the gallery owner who nixed it. This seems fair enough. It’s not like I can’t imagine his concerns. I tried to rent a room in a downtown office building to do the piece but once I explained the purpose the offer was quickly withdrawn. I offered to maintain an armed security guard next to the piece at all times. No dice. The next day, I went to some other dump in the CBD to check out an office space, planning to be obscure about my purpose, but they had already heard about me and sent me away. One day some stoner kid was in my studio and on his way out the door, said, “You should make a bong out of it.” He said it, but when he said it, it wasn’t arch — he tossed it off, it fell from his lips like a Japanese cherry blossom. Once he’d left, I realized it was the best idea yet. After I made it, this gun became the house bong for a few weeks. It works great, though I haven’t exactly gotten used to putting the muzzle of a shotgun in my mouth. It’s still exciting every time.

 

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Federico Mauro Famous Guns (2013)

 

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Mark Bain Acoustic Space Gun (2004)
Acoustic Space Gun (ASG) is a linear sound shifter, which couples a metre-long directional microphone with a parabolic sound emitter pointed in the opposite direction. Used in public space, it collects live sounds and conversations at long distances from one side, then amplifies and presents them far out to the other. Looking like a shoulder mounted sonic weapon of sorts, slightly space age and designed for functionality, it operates as an absurd spatial megaphone, which monitors the crowd in spaces to re-project and shift the natural dynamics of acoustic location. Coupled to the microphone input is an electronic circuit that can add up to 900 metres of delay to the signal. This adjustable delay line allows you to shift the sonic footprint of a certain space, producing a forced echo or canyon effect, which adds to the spatial feedback. Acting as a live mixing instrument, shifting the natural sounds and provoking other levels of hearing, the device is played at a level comparable to the surrounding ambiance. This subtlety added to the confusion, suddenly people can hear their voices coming from alternate directions and in other time frames, echoing off of building façades and twisting the normalcy of public sound.

 

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Chris Burden Shoot (1971)

 

 

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Weekend 2 days = 400$
I accept cash

*Reopening my account after a short break (I was rented for a week, and it was a looong week).

Guestbook of Big cock-Little ass

AsH – Sept 25, 2018
Nature’s selection

reinventingyourexit – Sept 24, 2018
sometimes you need a cleansing

HungBrother – Sept 22, 2018
Racist PIG, knowing its inferiority, needs to serve Black Men to show how this object animal can be owned by others it considered before as inferior that white people, PIG! It needs to serve and live as total slave with all Black Men, groups,..who want this humble racist bitch and now in knowledge about what and never who it is, PIG!

UNDEADSOLDIER666 – Sept 20, 2018
I don’t know, Stalin was pretty bad

Big cock-Little ass (Owner) – Sept 20, 2018
i just wish everything didnt always go back to nazis and hitler when there have been much worse people in history and in our current times rightnow 🙁 poor hitler always getting the blame

Arabesque – Sept 19, 2018
I put my fist up his little baby ass then sucked that scary huge dick and worked that hole for hours and drank his loads like a fucking newborn!

AsH – Sept 18, 2018
So u say hitler is “disgruntled”?

Big cock-Little ass (Owner) – Sept 18, 2018
Being disgruntled like Hitler was is what causes rifts and issues in society and how bad things happen. Being white suprematist has nothing to do with wanting to kill or hurt ppl

reinventyourexit – Sept 18, 2018
white supremacy is life! most are just afraid to bringout their slutty side. thank god for you!

Dick XXL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing No
Anal Bottom only
Oral Top
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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allister, 20
Houston

RIP 1994-2014.

Dick
Orientation
Body
Body hair
Kissing
Anal
Oral
FF
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex
Rate per hour
Overnight

 

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Sasha-Kiri, 20
Paris

I’m short and skinny and gaggy and tight and every cloud I see looks like your undone belt letting that huge and crazy and completely mesmerizing bit of you swinging fast and heavy right at my pretty, slutty face; that last moment when you know the sound it will make but I do not and may go stone crazy once I do….

I DONT NEED YOUR PICS AS I’M AN OBJECT!!!

Guestbook of Sasha-Kiri

Sasha-Kiri (Owner) – Oct 10, 2018
How people gave their judgement to me is none of my business and the hell I care about them.

barracuda46 – Oct 9, 2018
I must object to the previous reviewer’s criticism. If you want a twink, hire a twink escort! This escort is an Emo. His hair didn’t just accidentally fall in his face, it’s part of his face! Expecting him to look “cute” without his hair curtain is like expecting a clown to be funny without his makeup! He’s skinny because Emos are skinny! Emos tend to sweat when exerted and have bad tasting cum because their bodies are full of medications for their personality orders and depression!

bernardvon – Oct 4, 2018
Hes ugly and anorexic. Ok maybe hes not THAT ugly or THAT skinny, but atleast be aware that hes not THAT cute when his hair falls off his face and hes real skinny… and if sweat turns you off click away as he sweats like a fucking waterfall during sex, and his cum tastes like metal. HES NOT A BLOODY TWINK!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal No
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight 300 €

 

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fullfillme, 18
Neuss

Short to me: I am 18 years old.
I am almost without taboo with the exception of: Blood, electricity and Puke.
As I always say with almost everything, that is now only a spontaneous enumeration.
Gladly it can also get worse or harder but you will need to give me drinks or make me smoke something or give me pills to relax.
I am happy to be available for inquiries from escort companies, or film producers, both professional and amateur filmmakers.

Guestbook of fullfillme

fullfillme (Owner) – Sept 27, 2018
I’m interested depending on fee. In honesty, I smoke but I can pretend I don’t and wear a nic patch.

IANstrong51 – Sept 27, 2018
I have a major smoking fetish. I smoke myself but totally get off on nonsmokers. Here’s what I’d want:
– I smoke in your flat, throw ashes and butts on the floor and generally disrespect you and your stuff completely
– I force you to smoke
– I have a smoker’s cough, and spit the phlegm you cough up on your floor/walls and in your mouth
– I empty a full ash tray on you/in your bed then fuck
If this interests you, let’s chat!

fullfillme (Owner) – Sept 11, 2018
Raincheck

LaDolce-Vita – Sept 11, 2018
I have a fantasy of having sex with a boy then binding him to be displayed as an artwork in my living room 24/7 lifetime. Interested?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF FF Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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VitalyTurnbull, 18
Halifax

I loved to buy me a school locker from steelworks.
Anyone here to help me?

My idea:
Buy me a school locker.
Keep me locked:
1€ for 1 hour locked
5€ for 1 afternoon locked,
20€ for 1 day locked
For each € I will pay 50 Cent.

https://paypal.me/passells/c/803F6qRPiB
I keep the locker.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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LikeMatureMan666, 21
London

I like to cum handsfree. I do this sometimes on Chaturbate. Unfortunately, Chaturbate keeps banning me for whatever reason. I’m just going to make a new account each time.

I enjoy hands free cumming and try to practice it as much as I can. I can ejaculate somewhat reliably if I rub my nipples and something or someone says something that gets me really excited. I can also cum without any stimulation at all but it’s a bit more difficult and takes longer.

I would like to perform a session with ‘handsfree coach’. Contact me if you’d like to set something up.

Guestbook of LikeMatureMan666

LikeMatureMan666 (Owner) – Oct 9, 2018
Back after a recent mental break down. Aren’t those the best. Kickedinthenuts, you know what you did Kickedinthenuts. Or however you spell your stupid faced name.

LikeMatureMan666 (Owner) – Sept 6, 2018
Don’t stop until I can’t form words.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight On request

 

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-likemebetter, 23
Kaposvar

Give you 💎💵💸💰💳 and I give 🍑 Be hung 🍆 💁🏻‍♀️🙊 And you will know what were you looking for 😏😉😚💕

Guestbook of -likemebetter

-likemebetter (Owner) – Sept 22, 2018
admire me as much as you can 🌿 most of the people don’t admire me enough 🐝

candyman – Sept 22, 2018
I unloaded a number of times into his aching hole.

-likemebetter (Owner) – Sept 19, 2018
Im just want to be happy just for once in my life 😣😢

Whatizfate – Sept 19, 2018
I wanted a bottom 😍 Thank you for being it 😇

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Kissing Yes
Anal More bottom
Oral Versatile
FF FF Versatile
S&M No SM
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 110 €
Overnight 380 €

 

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The_Pretty, 19
Romblon

HI There Im Pretty

Guestbook of The_Pretty

The_Pretty (Owner) – Sept 1, 2018
-I’m scared of you ;~;

2HungBears – Sept 19, 2018
Looking for a hole to share.
Want to share you for fun.
Must
Kiss, Rim, Fuck, Spank
Must Not
Shit, Vomit

The_Pretty (Owner) – Sept 10, 2018
You are interesting but social anxiety got the better of me and I am scared to talk to you.

wrestlm2b – Sept 10, 2018
Retired military man looking for boys under 100 lbs I can wrestle. Not in to pro wrestling style at all. Have some military tatoos and cauliflower ear on one side from years of mat contact, getting caught in head locks, figure 4 head scissors, and former competition. Cannot host, but willing to wrestle at your place or motel room.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair None
Kissing Yes
Anal No anal
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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cosmic_wanderer, 18
Toms River

Hello Men, I Love playing with my nipples while stroking my cock for hours on end. I do this pretty much every night when I get home from school. I just bought this mini vibrating semi small butt plug and a probe that fit perfectly in my tight unused Hole. Now that I use them once in a while it brings my masturbation sessions to a whole new level when I Blow my load. I have been holding my loads for days at a time. My Balls get so Big and hurt like hell at school but So worth it when I finally Stoke that Load out as I video tape it in SloMo on my phone. And more than once in a while I put a nylon ski hat over my head as I am Stroking away and just the thought that someone is watching me and I have no clue gets me closer to the climax. It must be even better when you have no idea it’s coming or if there are other cocks in the room getting ready to use one of your holes when there was only one when you started…!!

Guestbook of cosmic_wanderer

mn – Sept 2, 2018
Walk on him like a real sidewalk. Sit on his head full weight like a chair. Have sex on top of him like he was a rug.

thebadguy – Aug 31, 2018
Drug him tie him and. Fuck. He make him be a helpless whore I love Toys cbt gang bang and forced intoxicating I want him to service sex traffic him around the workmen hbhhhhbbbbbb bhbbbbbbnnnnnnjnnnnnnnfdmdmemmenejrjrjrnrnrnjrjrjrjrnrjhrhrhrjejehhehehehehehhehrhrhh Yes but

need_boyfriend – Aug 28, 2018
My biggest fantasy for a long time has been to give a cute boy like you a deep hit of poppers then skull fuck him then force him to hike for miles then spread him out on the ground and lick his sweat off.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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SkinnySickBoy, 19
Prachatice

sick boy, really messed up. want to be abused and humiliated.
#pain #self-harm #torture #dirty #anorexic

where are the dangerous men with money? only dangerous men with money.

Guestbook of SkinnyPervBoy

SkinnySickBoy (Owner) – Oct 10, 2018
Dying since 1998☠️ Scorpio♏️

Wasp1982 – Oct 8, 2018
Uh-uh, not today Satan

Anonymous – Oct 7, 2018
🏃💨

SkinnySickBoy (Owner) – Oct 4, 2018
not here for sex sex seeker STAY FUCKING AWAY AWWWAYYY

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 30 €
Overnight 60 €

 

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Void, 20
Utrecht

I had a escort profile earlier, but due to some things in my life I decided to close it and start fresh when shit had calmed down (which is about now).

I’m not very experienced (I’ve only had two experiences), so it’s okay if you’re not either. This is mainly because, I’m cautious and sometimes get cold feet.

I’m not a very good talker. I probably won’t pick up on any subtle hints. I’m also quite short-spoken, so don’t let that put you off, I’m not disinterested really.

I don’t do any major drugs (I don’t take them and if you do, make sure not to do it around me). (I also don’t drink, and don’t do that around me either.)

I’m not a bottom but right now my dick is dead because of a medication I’m taking for depression so I guess I should say I am.

I tend to get grossed out because of experience when I was younger with gay sex so I want to overcome that.

Guestbook of Void

Void (Owner) – Sept 29, 2018
Got very drunk and stuff, lets have some hot fun right now while Im drunk. So let have some hot fun now, msg

Void (Owner) – Sept 26, 2018
My best time for dates is around 8 am weekday mornings.

HoldmyHand111 – Sept 20, 2018
I am Top here looking for bottom, send me a picture of your ass. If we are suitable please come and hold my hand and I will put your hand into my pants for you.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Depends on person
Anal More bottom
Oral Top
FF No
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 175 €
Overnight 580 €

 

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BrunetteBarbie, 22
Philadelphia

Come get me if you think and hot for you i know you want the ass dont be afraid

Guestbook of BrunetteBarbie

BrunetteBarbie (Owner) – Oct 6, 2018
Ive been into myself for my whole life

Jacksback122 – Oct 6, 2018
I’m the sort of guy who likes quickies and appreciates the satisfying pop a boy’s mouth makes when I pull my dick out as he is sucking on it. He got on his knees, I unzipped and gave him my cock, I unloaded in his stomach then left. After all he had other stuff to do and so did I.

BrunetteBarbie (Owner) – Oct 5, 2018
Fine

straightfag? – Oct 5, 2018
“Straight” Guy here whose mouth just strangely watered when I looked at your ass. This place seems the right one to start exploring this new side of mine cuz it feels more like helping someone out than being gay. I would want to start the right way with just drooling over your ass and patting it, and then see what happens once that really gets me going.

BrunetteBarbie (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
I waste my time on earth looking for dicks and talking to them so thats about it

drinkupbitch – Oct 3, 2018
What’s you favorite position?

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Bottom only
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight On request

 

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Jochi_needs_cash, 19
Wismar

19 years, 1.74,58 kg.
My interests are going far.the fucker and the fucked.
Still living at home, with my Ellis, brother xD

My role model is Jimi Hendrix
Play your own electric guitar xD

Childhood and youth

Hendrix’s first musical instrument was a harmonica, which he received at the age of four. [5] At the Horace Mann Elementary School in Seattle in the mid-1950s, Hendrix’s habit of carrying a broom to emulate a guitar caught the attention of a social worker at the school. She wrote a letter to the school board asking for school funding for underprivileged children, insisting that giving up guitar on Jimi could cause psychological damage. Their efforts failed, however, even Al refused to buy Jimi a guitar. When Hendrix helped his father with a part-time job in 1957, he found a ukulele under the garbage they took out of the house of an elderly woman. She told him that he could keep the instrument that had only one string. He learned by ear, played single notes and followed the songs of Elvis Presley. As a teenager, he began to get excited about rock ‘n’ roll. In the summer of 1957, his father bought a used acoustic guitar for five dollars, on which Hendrix played with his first band, The Velvetones, for a short time until he was given an electric guitar, the “Supro Ozark 1560S,” and concentrated on it. He also played this guitar in his second band The Rocking Kings.

little biography haha ​​likes full of his music hehe- 🙂

May only with men up to 65 sex gave, in the mom, you find me, if you go to Hohen Wieschendorf, D-23970 Wismar, past the golf hotel, the Sandweg long (then you have to walk a bit) and on the water then right.

Jochi ….

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Depends on person
Anal Versatile
Oral Versatile
FF FF Versatile
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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RainbowSheep, 18
Cebu City

if you got a teeth fetish i have got a lot to offer and more special stuff as many people under the pisces sign do.

Guestbook of RainbowSheep

Hornyhowaboutu – Sept 18, 2018
Finally!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Kissing Yes
Anal No answer
Oral
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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YourFriendAlways, 23
Medellín

Who am I? I spend most of my time playing with my dogs. I don’t have sex too often, but I enjoy myself when I do. If you begin your message to me with “Sexy” or “Hey Sexy!”, I wish you scabies on your testicles! And those who ask who’s the guy in the pool get 7 years of no sex anymore!

Guestbook of YourFriendAlways

sodomegomorrhe – Oct 8, 2018
It’s morning, I wake up and look the guy next to me on the bed. I don’t remember him and then I do. Where did I draw that sexual energy? Where did my desire for him come? Where did my passion? Where my lust? My fingertips I let slide smoothly over this sleeping guy. I can well remember the feeling as I felt his cock buried inside me and sawing my ass. Also I then remember at this moment the ease with which he got me to accept being fucked by three of his friends. Where are they now? What do they think of me?

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal Top
Oral Versatile
FF Active
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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TimRiddle, 21
Ardon

nothing is sexier than literature , not even me 😝.

Guestbook of TimRiddle

oshioki – Oct 7, 2018
You can’t imagine how much I despise boring common looking fag boys, and how lowly I think of you.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Yes
Anal More bottom
Oral Versatile
FF
S&M
Dirty
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 120 £
Overnight 600 £

 

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CorruptAlan666, 21
Peterborough

I’m in need of inspiration and ENCOURAGEMENT TO GET MY CONFIDENCE BACK AFTER MY SPINAL FUSION SURGERY AND ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE OF PAINKILLERS, MORPHINE, I QUIT EVERYTHING SMOKING DRINKING DRUGS, LOST MY SO CALLED FRIENDS AND SOME FAMILY AFTER I DIED TWICE AND NOW I AM TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO BE A FRIEND AND HELPER TO MAKE MYSELF HOT AGAIN AND TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY SELF IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I HAVEN’T BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP SINCE LAST SUMMER SINCE I’VE HAD TWO BOYFRIENDS KINDA, AND ONE GIRLFRIEND, AND THAT WAS EIGHT MONTHS AGO, SO I NEED SOMEONE IN MY LIFE, MORE LATER. SORRY I’M NOT AS HOT AS I ONCE WAS BUT I’M NOT BAD.

Guestbook of CorruptAlan666

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 4, 2018
Awww Yay!!

Jose_Fink – Oct 4, 2018
I have 8 straight guys AVAILABLE to you for any amount of time. Very handsome, muscled and smooth bodies for ANYTHING you WANT. 100% All STRAIGHT GUYS. GUARANTEED ALL STRAIGHT GUYS 100%. I promise you’ll WANT SO MUCH you won’t have enough time to do EVERYTHING. GUYS will be sent by bus.

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 4, 2018
Thank you
I used to love being eaten out
I could go on and on I think you get the point

Dildo-Inspector – Oct 4, 2018
If you were in London, I would eat you out all day!

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
🕸🕷Thank you

ENOUGHALREADY – Oct 3, 2018
its hard to imagine you looking hotter than you do right now!

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
No!

Paulo7542 – Oct 3, 2018
Does that spinal thing mean you have a weird ass?

CorruptAlan666 (Owner) – Oct 3, 2018
I don’t know you tell me

vampirefuneral – Oct 3, 2018
what fucking year is it
Jesus christ

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Kissing Yes
Anal More bottom
Oral Versatile
FF
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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XTREME_FF_BOYCUNT, 23
Munich

>>> 1 FIST or 1000s in MY BOYCUNT <<<

A fist and cock at the same
time, jerking off inside me.

FIST- / DOUBLEFIST- / DOUBLEPUNCH – DATES
…for hours possible, without breaks.

EVERYBODY GETS ADDICTED AFTER MY BOYCUNT.

Guestbook of XTREME_FF_BOYCUNT

XTREME_FF_BOYCUNT (Owner) – Sept 26, 2018
Um, well first of all I’m hot. I am imaginative, smart, and social. It is rare that anyone will see me depressed. That’s all I can think of at the moment.

JaymzBishop – Sept 26, 2018
That sounds great !!!!! but I’d like to hear a little more about you personally

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal Bottom only
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 500 €
Overnight 2500 €

 

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entrybikinimood, 20
Bingham

I’m a cash strapped student who wants the opportunity to meet a person with a disposable income (my social circle doesn’t have this to say the least lol) under rather strange circumstances.

While I think describing oneself as “interesting” is the most obvious sign someone is definitely not interesting, I would at least describe myself as “interested”.

Whether you’re looking to share whispery platitudes while sipping my saliva or you’d prefer not to hear a fucking word from my mouth and just throw me on the bed the moment the door is shut… I’m up for it!

I can do you sober if you insist, but I prefer clients who indulge my drug-taking (PnP, tina, etc) habits and the shitty behaviour that usually accompanies it. Just understand that sober for me involves going through withdrawals, so be prepared for temper tantrums.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing Depends on person
Anal No
Oral Top
FF No
S&M No
Dirty
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 150 £
Overnight 400 £

 

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arevolutionary, 22
Overijssel

? ? Øηcε υpøη α mιδηιghτ δrεαrγ.. ? ◾?Mørταlιτy; 17? ◾? XVIII – IX – MMXVIII ? ◾ ♾ τø bε ør ηøτ τø bε.. ♾ ♠️ ? τøυčh mε αηδ γøυ’rε δεαδ..

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Kissing No
Anal No
Oral No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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Cumdumphorror, 19
Dublin

Amen.

My name is Declan but feel free to change my name if you want.

I am a 19 year old bizarre cumslut whore from Ireland. I have been through huge amounts of shit in life which has equalled in me becoming twisted.

I do have autism but it’s barely noticeable unless you spend more than an hour or two with me which you won’t. I also have a number of other different mental health issues which causes me to behave strangely.

Due to me being on the dole and having no job due to my mental and physical illness I do not have money and I’ll need some.

PS. I hate to ask but you will need to restrain yourself physically as I am in a very serious relationship with an elderly man who I love but who would literally cut my throat if he found out I cheated on him.

Guestbook of Cumdumphorror

Cumdumphorror (Owner) – Oct 5, 2018
I will do that.

JohnThom – Oct 5, 2018
The thing with your boyfriend sounds a little too dicey but definitely let us know when he croaks.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Kissing Yes
Anal Bottom only
Oral Top
FF Yes
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 £
Overnight 600 £

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. When I do those kinds of posts, I always try to stay away from the examples I think everyone probably already knows. Fountains of Wayne though, yeah, that was a miss, ha ha. Well, I’m very sorry to hear that about ‘The Other Side of the Wind’, obviously, although I remain extremely excited to see it. The footage I saw back in the 80s was extraordinary, but of course that doesn’t mean it added up. Still, any new Welles is a massive event. ** Bill, Thank you, Bill. I still need to watch Nick’s series. I haven’t seen a lick of it yet. TV’s my hardest nut to crack, as it were. ** _Black_Acrylic, Nice, that Santiago Sierra piece. Cool, glad you also liked ‘Climax’. I think critics are partly relieved that Gaspar regained his thing after that ‘Love’ mistake. Ha ha, about the font. ** Jamie, Hi, J. Thank you for the bonnest voyage, it was pretty bon. Yeah, the Charles Ray. He’s a genius. My favorite all-time artist, I think. And thanks about the swarm of trick-or-treaters and my beloved Home Haunts. Sixty pages! Go, man, go! You excited and excitable? What’s been your long weekend like, anything-wise? I hope Monday turns the ground into quicksand beneath the feet of your enemies if you have any. Popping blister love, Dennis. ** Steve Erickson, Elton John biopic = garlic and upside down crucifies. Things went great in Porto. Excellent festival. A super refreshing Queer festival with no click bait shirtless hot boy shit movies and very eclectic, smart programming. For instance, if you haven’t seen it, I very, very highly recommend Michelle Memran’s ‘The Rest I Make Up’, a documentary about Maria Irene Fornes. It’s a truly great film, and very, very moving. No, it’s virtually certain now that I won’t be able to get to LA for Halloween. Too much work, deadlines too tight. I’m heartbroken about it, but … So Manoir de Paris, which is not a Home Haunt, will likely be my only haunted attraction thus year. Fingers crossed re; your meeting tomorrow. Everyone, Herein is where Steve has reviewed John Grant’s LOVE IS MAGIC. The New York Film Critics Circle would be lucky to have you, so I  hope they bite. I like Peter Brotzmann and Full Blast, but it’s rare that I’m in the mood for his stuff for some reason. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Yeah, I had a crusherooni on Dexter Fletcher back in the day. Based on everything I’ve read, I’ll stay away from ‘Beautiful Boy’. Sounds very meh, and looking at TM is not one of my fetishes. ‘The Crying of Lot 49’, whoa, cool. And excellent news about your novel, of course. ** Dominik, Hi, D! That doctor sounds like a total jerk. Wtf?! Has there been significant improvement since you commented, I hope? I mean, something caused it, and a doctor’s fucking job is to figure that out and help the problem end. It’s your foot, not some bizarro thing happening in your body that no one’s ever seen before. Anyway, grr. Any better, please? Let me know. The Porto screening was really good. The festival was fantastic. Like I told Steve, really daring and smart films for the most part that really investigated and pushed the notion of Queer film rather than just pandering to the audience with stupidly sexy or political or etc. movies. An excellent experience. And Porto’s really nice, beautiful. I’m good, just back home and back to work. And you? How are you? ** Sypha, Hi. Weird: yellow jackets in the store? But you’re on vacation! Enjoy! Huh, I heard vague inklings of a new book by James, but that’s all. Well, that’s very excellent news, obviously. I hope he will pop by and fill in the blanks. A story dedicated to me?  Well, gee, that’s pretty cool. Thanks! ** JM, Hi, buddy. I think people/families save up all year to make their haunts. With the bigger ones, they charge to enter. And quite a number of them are made by families where a member or two works in the film or TV industry whence they can borrow things. And the really homemade ones mostly just use stuff from around the house or things bought at thrift stores, etc. You sound really perky, which is awesome. ** Okay. Wow, it’s the 15th yet again. Meet your escorts. See you tomorrow.

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