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‘I am the best kisser you will ever whip’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of December 2017

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PrettyAssFrenchie, 21
London

I am student from France.

I am in London to bottom, and I am interesting.

I HAVE TO IMPROVE MY ENGLISH TOO.

I would love speak with you about all the subjet you want.

I would love find a job in bar or restaurant too.

I love huge cock, so I would love to reduce it for you if you have it.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 400 Pounds
Rate night 1000 Pounds

 

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MoneyBellucci, 19
Montpellier

Im passive,delicate gay. Im nice , need to love with man sometimes.

Guestbook of MoneyBellucci

MoneyBellucci – Dec 1, 2017
250 euros

Venom-Stu – Dec 1, 2017
I’m getting the belt…

MoneyBellucci – Dec 1, 2017
yeh,i was sick that day

Seiji – Dec 1, 2017
You’re beautiful in the top photo

MoneyBellucci – Dec 1, 2017
thatll be 100 euros

Venom-Stu – Dec 1, 2017
I’m your Daddy!

MoneyBellucci – Dec 1, 2017
but i like it this way

Venom-Stu – Dec 1, 2017
Make your fucking bed!

MoneyBellucci – Dec 1, 2017
thank you, i wasnt trying

MoonMagic – Dec 1, 2017
you look like jack frost

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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R-M-R, 19
Munich

Heii 🙂 I’m looking for someone who financially extremely much has someone who does not look at the money or pay attention to it. Just some lonely millionaire who makes me a financially independent son. Someone who just sees me like his son and compliments me … I do not have sex or send any XXX pics or anything. Please do not hesitate to write with me in Whatsapp so if you write to me please do not write sometime “I’ll give you my money but not if you do not give me sex” … I want to be your son, not your crazy dream!

Hurry, otherwise it may be too late.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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BlowHow, 18
Cooma

I’m the kind of horny gay boy who gets a little too drunk at his parents’ parties and starts throwing myself at his father’s friends and gets kicked out of the house and has to find a way to pay rent for myself and survive then realizes I can use my bad habit to pay the bills and keep my price low because I would rather be a workaholic than rich.

Guestbook of BlowHow

wisdominspades – Nov 27, 2017
Is it weird that all i want is to tie you up and you be helpless while i fuck you in the ass and mouth forever and never let you cum?

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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whipping_only, 24
Vienna

An SM twunk object to whip here.

Hard whipping isn’t everyday business and is possible only once upon several days.

I had a boyfriend but it was too complicated to manage.

Now I can come to wherever you want and long as you want. Very hard whipping possible.

This is about whipping only – no sex, only kissing if you want.

I am the best kisser you will ever whip.

Guestbook of whipping_only

whipping_only (Owner) – Dec 11, 2017
I forgot to mention for every time you book me, 20€ each hour goes to my charity fund. I support an organization that helps orphaned children with special needs.

Letsdoitmyway – Dec 4, 2017
Despite how he looks, he is shockingly feminine, nauseatingly so in my opinion.

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Fucking No
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Naturist_Touches, 20
Antwerp

== Health Service For the Naturists ==

Stress among Men under 40 is the new silent killer, Lack of Sleep. Overworked, High Blood Pressure/ Heart disease, eating disorder, Severe Neck, Shoulder & Lower Back Pain. Men, Pay Attention to your body & the warning signs

To feel the difference, message for more details and reservation. You can make the day better 🙂

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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not-professional, 23
Cleveland

Hi, my girlfriend and I are looking for a guy to impregnate her because we want a kid.

My sperm count is too low. We’ve tried, believe me.

We’re looking here because I’m too embarrassed by my sperm problem to ask guys we know.

We can’t afford to pay, but I’m bisexual *hint hint* if that helps.

You should look good since we want the kid to have a chance at looking good.

If you’re gay and don’t like girls, you can have sex with me then when you’re about to cum just stick it in her.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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UnderwearbyCorey, 18
Köln

Hey what is your standing on worn underwear?

I like to wear my underwear as long as possible.

Sweat, semen, spit, traces of insects or whatever you would like.

CK Trunk Standard (1 week worn) – 30 €
CK Trunk Standard (1 month or + worn) – 40 €

Size S in black or white!

Dicksize L, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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HeteroFucker, 23
Baltimore

sick of this bullshit site n everyone on it….if u want to fuck but consider yourself a busy person dont message me….if u ask for dick pic before anything else u will be blocked! tired of u fake ass people n my inbox! if u wanna fuck but then say im at work u will be blocked….everyone on this shit is grown up so act like it….im sweet but u bitches play alot of games on here….dont message unless u want it now….my patience is hella thin folks

Guestbook of HeteroFucker

Heterofucker – Dec 5, 2017
hard to explain

oldmanlincolnshire – Dec 4, 2017
because … ?

Heterofucker – Dec 4, 2017
worth it

oldmanlincolnshire – Dec 3, 2017
2000 hour?!?!

HeteroFucker – Dec 3, 2017
add a 0

oldmanlincolnshire – Dec 3, 2017
You advertise as a total top, but is there a price to fuck you?

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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IamtheDarkness666, 22
Huntington Beach

Hello my full name is Darkness Junkie Wonderboy. I am a traveling escort and folk punk musician that currently lives in SoCal. I am possibly one of the last real “goth” escorts still in existence. I am known for my dark Sense of humor in the worst of circumstances, and for my slogan “whatever happens was meant to”. I attempt to be a very progressive bottom or an open minded anarchist top. You’ll either love sex with me or hate my guts, but I’ll stay in your mind forever.

Guestbook of IamtheDarkness666

IamtheDarkness666 (Owner) – Dec 10, 2017
Now look, I do like Pokémon BUT I only like the original with Brock and Misty. The newer Pokémon is throwup. Fave Pokémon you ask? Well its Mew and Bulbasuar.

Redbulldose – Dec 10, 2017
Gosh shmoth. I did an in date with him tonight and his bedroom was full of Pokemon stuff.

Hekkip – Dec 4, 2017
He’s willing to let you spit and hock loogies in his mouth so if that’s something you want to try but don’t know anyone cute who will do it let him know and he will more than likely be willing to do this for you.

Ben_Affleck – Nov 29, 2017
fuck dude you are fucking hella gorgeous with no makeup. youre just ruining your beauty with that dumb shit.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 AED
Rate night 500 AED

 

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On-sale, 21
Saint-Tropez

What we can do:

A
I have to find you, tell you I need you, show you I love you, tell you how lovely you are.

B
Going nasty.

C
… pick your body up, and drop it on the floor …

Guestbook of On-sale

LeonelaBeank – Dec 6, 2017
He was very high on drugs and wanted to do drugs with me but I’m not interested in doing drugs with people I never met so I watched him do drugs for a while and left.

On-sale (Owner) – Nov 30, 2017
no

macgw – Nov 30, 2017
do you mean that about the free hugs?

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros

 

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treatment4dicks, 22
Gran Canaria

I am offering you a unique dick treatment based on something I studied while I used to live in the United States.
This is a treatment for your dick and balls and I include it with special natural Aloe Vera Products from the Canary Islands.
This treatment will gives you intense moisture (like a facial mask treatment for your dick) and will give you additional benefits of better erections and smoother skin.

The treatment takes 45 Minutes and it includes all of this:

* Cleansing of your balls and dick (preferrable after shower)
* Shaving of your balls (optional, not obligatory)
* Analysis of your dick and balls for hydration with tongue
* 15 minutes intense Aloe Vera pack masque for dick and balls
while you relax with sleep mask and music
* Final cleansing
* Final analysis of dick and balls with analysis of your cum quality

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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Bobby_itsTooBig, 19
Brighton

Relaxed boy who has just found this site.

I’ll be very quiet before and after our

I’ll meet with a few generous people, not here to be a mass product for everyone.

Sometimes I’ll cum.

1st day on the job.

Guestbook of Bobby_itsTooBig

Hello – Nov 26, 2017
Unfortunately I did not meet the right boy yet. I just need a boy who will enjoy it with me! I am that kind of person who adore talking with smart boys and pleasing close boys! In Ukraine it calls Givers, it means at usual i use to give all my attention, love and support to person without any pay back! I know boys are silly sometimes and they can do ridiculous things and I will accept all your negative sides and I will make you the happiest boy ever! I suppose that we have to enjoy every second and do whatever we want! Are you that type? Does not matter how flawing are you or what have you did in past, I did a lot of mistakes too and I am angry on myself that i did it, but we can t change the past, just one thing we can chat the Future, so if you are interesting in such person like me, write me, do not hesitate because I do not wanna spend months here.

Dicksize XXL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 300 Pounds
Rate night ask

 

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Andy, 24
Prague

I AM A HETERO LOSER WHO DOES NOT HAVE A WOMAN AND LETS THAT MAKE YOU BRUTAL. HOUR COSTS 75 EURO PER PERSON. WITH SEVERAL FUCKERS IT COSTS ONLY 50 FOR EVERYONE. FUCKER WITH DOG CAN BIRD ME FOR FREE. If you have a woman I would like her to cut my cock and balls off and then you can fuck me completely. YOU CAN ALSO FUCK DEEPTHROAT IN THE NECK UNTIL I NEED TO THROW. AND I LET ME FUCKED IN THE ASS VIOLENT WITH ANYTHING. YOUR BEST IS THERE, SO MUCH PAIN THAT I CAN NOT SCREAM IN PAIN. I AM HETERO SO DO NOT KNOW ABOUT WORSE GAY THINGS, BUT IF YOU THINK IT ILL LET YOU DO IT. I DO NOT LET MEN SUCK ON MY MOUTH. YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS.

Guestbook of Andy

DoctorJohn – Dec 2, 2017
Currently in the middle of a weeklong hire of Andy, am trying some conditioning to stop him getting erections so that he is not led by his own desires but rather as a brain dead bimbo.

asspiggie – Nov 26, 2017
He sucks cock, gives head, swallows cock balls deep, sucks balls, swallows loads, guzzles down piss, rims ass. He gets fucked, pounded, raped, doubled fucked, spit-roasted, fisted. He gets gang banged, bondage gang raped. He takes toys up his ass, electro on his balls and cock. He dresses up in tight mini skirts with sheer stockings and tights. He wears restraints – leg separators or stocks. He’s very verbal. He’s wild, wilder and wildest.

Iamnasty – Nov 23, 2017
This escort can make you believe in God. For 75 Euros I laid him on his back, rolled him up onto his shoulders with his ass in the air. I sat on his ass, hole to hole and shit a turd into his gaping hole while I pissed down into his open mouth.

leaveyourjodhpurson – Nov 17, 2017
Once in a lifetime, this one. Nothing I suggested didn’t turn him on. There seemed no acts too strange and risky. The combination of his math nerd looks and sleazy twink body is like lightning in a bottle. We did some things too extreme to mention in public, and he just clenched his jaw and never said stop even as the tears rolled down his face.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 75 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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EDMEX, 22
Zurich

Hi ! I’m from Mexico City. I like to party and drink alcohol 🍺 with the fieryness that the Latinos distinguish us. And as an exceptional Mexican I have been fucked a lot, yet I am still very easily enthusiastic about it!

Guestbook of EDMEX

fix_versaut – Nov 18, 2017
What an ass! I’d like to hoover an ass like that… I would suck it and swallow whatever I get… 🙂

Sendyourundies – Nov. 15, 2017
Basically, I’m here because my favourite thing is suckling on a cute guys filthy pair of underwear. Message me, I’ll send you my address and you can mail me your undies and I’ll send a vid of me sucking on them.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users older than 18
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 350 Euros

 

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MasterMark, 21
Glasgow

I am looking for bottoms. Not for versatiles that demand this and that but BOTTOMS!!!

I am looking for ugly sluts that are simply on this planet to pay for sex.

If I want to fuck you, I will!

If I want you to blow me, you will!

If I want to spank you, I will!

If I want you to be one of my mates, you will!

Guestbook of MasterMark

MasterMark – Nov 19, 2017
2+” foreskin on 7″ dick” with 4″ ballsack

road75011 – Nov 19, 2017
@ManiacSlut haha does he talk like a guy that has a big cock?

ManiacSlut – Nov 19, 2017
I’m really bi but when I’m with guys I prefer to be a bottom because i have such an average cock. So needless to say I’m also looking for a guy with a massive cock to fuck me with. Do you have one?

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Pounds
Rate night ask

 

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BlondAmbition, 23
Montreal

I am about to say couple of things about me.
First of all my motivation, which is why I am here at all .. I am a boy with several problems. To keep it short, I need an operation that is not paid by the health insurance. Certainly it is not a beauty operation or the like. Not that I’m in mortal danger, but in the distant future this will definitely limit me.
Since I have a very low income, I hope to be able to save something in this way, so I do not have to eat only rice for the next three years.
Otherwise I use the name Foxy until I’ve gotten to know you. %99 of the time I go bareback. I’m tellin you, BB is the way to go.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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peebrain, 18
Gent

I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and white supremacy. Don’t forget that when you start texting me.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 18 and 55
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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PepsiCola, 19
Istanbul

Hi – whilst fairly manly (in mind but not body) I am more and more attracted to becoming a sexual object for a Man, and the more I think the less manly I feel and the more feminine I’d like to become to the point that I realise the thing between my legs is only good for spitting out evidence to whoever I’m with that I enjoyed myself.

So I guess I’m offering brain rape, and then whatever follows, but I am partnered and she cant find out!

Guestbook of PepsiCola

PepsiCola (Owner) – Nov 27, 2017
We’re good, thanks.

Mr-Williams – Nov 25, 2017
I am actually interested in you for two different reasons. First: I am a Wiccan looking to expand my coven and would like to give you the ability to see what it is all about. Second: I am currently in the market for live in sex slaves in your age range and with roughly your looks. I was unfortunately not able to keep mine as I have moved, but if you are interested in a live in slave position please feel free to message me. Your girlfriend is also welcome, especially if she has any bisexual tendencies because my wife loves to keep a sex slave of her own. I also want to start hosting gang bangs again. I used to host them. But they were more than just sex, it was more of an exhibition, giving my sex slaves a chance to live out a few fantasies as well as for others to do what they wanted. SO even if you are not game to be one of my slaves you are more than welcome to talk to me to see if you could grab a spot when I start my gang bangs again.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top only
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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IFuckYou, 20
NYC

Fucked one guy recently who slipped me money after the sex. Now I want more. Much more.

Now renting time with my cock and the thing it is attached to.

Located in Nomad east of Flatiron bordering on Chelsea.

I am usually drunk.

Guestbook of IFuckYou

Anonymous – Nov 27, 2017
Am a 55years old man, at first i was not sure how he can be so drunk and still stays hard but this hercules of a boy fucked me till i can’t take it.. Not only was he a great fuck, he is career driven.

Dicksize L, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Tryifyoucan, 18
Mexico City

SURRENDER— Fuck! It’s sooooo hot!!!!

Young, poor and unaccompanied boy needs money and is tight seeking dad who gives me hush money after raping me. Inquiries/bids only from men over 50!! I have a lot in my clothes which will certainly make it easier for you to want to do it!!!

Preferably a sugar bath forever if there should be something like that.

Guestbook of Tryifyoucan

Damon888 – Dec 4, 2017
This was a completely realistic rape, not for pussies. Never for one second did it seem like he wanted it. I’ve never raped anyone before, but I have to believe that was exactly what it’s like. Two days later and I’m still a little paranoid of the police.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age Users over 50
Rate hour 250 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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VeryVeryUserFriendly, 18
Rijeka

Baby I need your $$
But if you stay i’ll leave ya
Cause I gotta get away
And if I ever see ya
Your dick is gonna stiffen
But i’m leaving either way
My darling baby
This is a warning
Said that I’m leaving
In about an hour
You’ll get no answer
No use in calling me
Cause i’m leaving in an hour

I’m a great guy who smokes too much weed and watches only cartoons.

Guestbook of VeryVeryUserFriendly

Anonymous – Dec 9, 2017
All the best in your way through life kid.

slurp26 – Dec 1, 2017
if this boy lost 7 or 8 kilos he would be the most beautiful boy who ever lived but then he wouldn’t be an escort or would charge exorbitantly so what are you going to do????

Owl – Nov 28, 2017
Hi my name is Scott I have a loveing brother I have autism I have a penis thats like a mom to me I’m deaf in my right ear due to being run over on New Year’s I love to run and go to the woods

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 125 AED
Rate night 350 AED

 

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what-a-lovely-night, 20
Bucharest

Laszlo is 20 years old, here to give you a butt. Thin and tall.
I to fuck in your mouth, i like to lick my legs.
I like to give and buy it as well!
I do not like to talk much about the hot mush.
Premature shooter welcome.
Message me. And when I reply, I did that for you.

Guestbook of what-a-lovely-night

AdamMan – Dec 9, 2017
Silly and lazy are two words to describe him. Make sure those words describe you as well.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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Milliondollarboy, 18
Dubai

1 million dollar boy is here
1 million dollar for one night with me
i offer sex with me for 1 million dollar

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 1000000 Dollars

 

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Up4Grabs, 19
Essen

Ok I’m the opposite of every other escort here. I will pay you to fuck me. My sexual satisfaction comes from getting my money drained by men who find me attractive.

I don’t know why, so don’t ask.

If that’s too weird for you I can give you the money and you can pretend to pay me then steal it back.

Nothing would be more sexy to me than having men who have the hots for me help themselves to my cash, empty my wallet and leave me broke.

I don’t speak German, but I can if you like.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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LOVEMONEY, 21
Berlin

I NEED SOME FAST MONEY MATURE YOUNG FAT SKINNY BLACK YELLOW I DONT CARE I JUST WANT YOU TO BE RICH

I ARRIVE TO BERLIN AT NOVEMBER THAN AS AN ATOMBOMB I EXPLOSION AND AFTER SOME DAYS EVERYBODY WILL KNOW WHO IS THIS??? MY GOD!!!

THEY WILL KNOW THE SECRET AND THEY WILL MIX THE REALLY OTHER CATEGORYS WITH SPECIAL OR ANYWAY JUST COME TO THE HOUSE WHERE I WILL STAY AND BRING MONEY

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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HotNerd, 20
Vancouver

Title gives you an oversimplification of me.

Nerd: Marvel, DC, Star Wars, and Harry Potter are the universes I live in. I literally only leave those universes to have sex. I’m also an avid reader with a partial photographic memory.

Hot: Thirteen years of gymnastics and 4 years of running track gave me the shape I want. Now, it’s up to others to prove that a life of self idealisation wasn’t for nothing.

Caveat: Your age wont be a problem for me or your background ethnicity as long as you are blond.

Guestbook of HotNerd

Top4Young – Dec 1, 2017
Very cute boy but his hole is ragged.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I am feeling just slightly better so far today. I feel fairly confident in saying that I should be ready to do the p.s. again starting tomorrow. Thank you all very much for your good wishes.

Bill Hsu presents … early 80s/90s San Francisco post/ art/ punk/ noise

Among long-time San Franciscans, there’s a lot of nostalgia for the 80s to early 90s: rent was cheap, things were falling apart, and every block seemed to have a crazy gallery (like the legendary Kiki), colorful cafes to hang out at (like the late lamented Bearded Lady), performance spaces hosting insane splatter projects (by the likes of the Sick and Twisted Players), or wacky band. This was also a city in the throes of the AIDS epidemic (protease inhibitors weren’t available till well into the 90s), dealing with the effects of the Loma Pieta earthquake, with regular ACTUP/Queer Nation actions and massive protests against the first Gulf War. It didn’t look like things would get better any time soon, but people made and did beautiful things, and partied.

Simon Reynolds, in his essential book on post-punk, Rip It Up and Start Again, devotes an excellent chapter to the San Francisco (freak) scene. I’m a big fan of the better known bands (Tuxedomoon, Residents, Chrome, etc), but there are some poorly documented groups that made some fine music, that’s finally showing up online. Here are a few that I’ve enjoyed.

 

Minimal Man

Discogs page
Myspace
Wikipedia entry

 

 

Formed by leader Patrick Miller when he moved to San Francisco in the late 70s, Minimal Man made some fine noise rock in its early days. (Later songs can sound somewhat like Gary Numan.)

 

 

 

Trial

Discogs page
Sean Reveron’s appreciation

 

 

I never caught Trial live; their shows were supposed to be real events. The thick tribal percussion and guitars remind me of a more political Crash Worship.

 

 

 

Glorious Din

Discogs page
Some articles and miscellaneous info

 

 

Probably one of the more straight ahead postpunk bands in this post, kind of Joy Division meets shoe gaze, more angular and with hazier guitars. Very tasteful.

 

 

 

Stickdog

Facebook page
Discogs page

 

 

Stickdog actually started in Iowa (sounds like there was quite an Iowa-Bay area exodus in the 80s), but moved to San Francisco after releasing their 2nd lp on SF’s Alternative Tentacles label. Love the thick dark guitar sound, and metallic percussion.

 

 

 

Tragic Mulatto

Wikipedia page
Discogs page

 

 

One of those short-lived Bay area legends, with a big sludgy spastic sound (often compared to Butthole Surfers), horn section, Flatula Lee Roth’s operatic wailing and outrageous chaos onstage.

This was probably their (ahem) hit:

 

 

Live:

 

 

 

Beatnigs

Beatnigs wikipedia page

 

 

Beatnigs was of course Michael Franti and Rono Tse’s band, before Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy and Spearhead. I remember a really electric live gig with a stripped down lineup at the late lamented I-Beam; unfortunately the youtube live clips mostly have terrible sound quality.

 

 

 

Mudwimmin

Discogs page

 

 

After Tragic Mulatto, Bambi Nonymous re-emerged as Mudwimmin’s drummer. Their early 90s gigs were always a glorious explosion of noise and burlesque, with their thick viscous sound, odd arrangements, and on-stage antics. This gives an idea:

 

 

Luckily they actually recorded a couple albums before disappearing.

 

 

 

Ovarian Trolley

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Trouser Press page with snarky Ira Robbins text

 

Ovarian Trolley slipped in at the tail end of this time window, anchored by the Hall sisters on drums and vocals, and Buck Bito on guitar. Ira Robbins hates their stringent, cutting sound; I love it.

They haven’t performed regularly in decades. But they can still play:

 

 

 

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p.s. Hey. Bill Hsu has put together a sonically fantastic — and even educational if you’re so inclined — gig and bit of a history lesson for us today. I hope you will attend, and I really hope you will chew any related fat with Bill in your comments today. Thank you, and hugely thank you, Bill! You’ll have noticed that this p.s. is very short and is not a real p.s. at all. That’s because yesterday afternoon I got really ill, high fever, shaking uncontrollably, sweating, freezing, bedridden, the whole shebang. And I am still quite wiped out this morning. I just can’t do the p.s. today, I’m sorry. I’m going to try to push this intense flu or whatever it is through me today and be back in my the p.s. driver’s seat tomorrow. I’ll try my best. Apologies. Again, please talk to Bill (and to each other and to me if you want) today. Hopefully see you tomorrow.

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