The blog of author Dennis Cooper

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“I get freaky when I look at me sometimes.”

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ZoomOut, 19
If my face pic doesn’t make it obvious I like to be punched, beaten, humiliated, punished and sexually abused.

Been happening for years. I used to be handsome, still skinny.

Happiest if it happens in front of lots of people.

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i-punish-you – Sept 26, 2024
Chilling

ZoomOut (Owner) – Sept 22, 2024
I hate men who like me.

rimbaudd – Sept 19, 2024
I’m just here to vouch that he used to be handsome.

4bullybait – Sept 18, 2024
I don’t normally like pinning a boy down and raping him while he struggles, kicks, screams, stuff like that, but how much he did made it worth it.

ZoomOut (Owner) – Sept 16, 2024
I don’t identify as a fag. Fags are cock obsessed and weak.

 

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SaddestBitch, 19
My name is Ben or Benjamin but I don’t think that will matter much to you as I will be soon be no more than as an it.
What I am seeking is to become a total permanent object with just enough brain power to make facial expressions.
Like so stupid I can’t do simple math.
That new me will do everything you say even if it doesn’t want to or it hurts it or scares it.
You can beat that new me or lock it away it will just live as a total object and like a piece of meat.
I am already weak and not very smart.
Sorry I don’t speak French I’m sorry.
I’m in France.

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Cyber_maniac – Sept 20, 2024
Bitch is owned by Alabamamaster (in the US) and under the authority of Volsmstr (in Europe) and co-owned by Sir Terry (in UK territories). It is temporarily out of action until we tire of him, estimating mid October.

Welcomed2024 – Sept 13, 2024
I found his unhinged detachment from reality very attractive.

SaddestBitch (Owner) – Sept 11, 2024
I try to escape the constant craving, but my piggyness needs it!

SaddestBitch (Owner) – Sept 11, 2024
Yes, write to me.

Cyber_maniac – Sept 11, 2024
can you be branded, pierced, tattooed, sold, kept in bondage, shaved, punished with or without reason, used as a toilet for both ends, made to endure extreme pain, beat up and punched hard everywhere including your face?

SaddestBitch (Owner) – Sept 8, 2024
I once spent a summer traveling through Europe where I tried to learn how to cook Italian food from locals.
Let’s just say I’m still perfecting my pasta-making skills.



 

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dog4free, 20
this dog is a real handful. responds to Otto. very eager and loyal but very dumb. still needs to be house trained. loves long walks on a leash, but you gotta be careful, he will literally eat anything on the ground. 💩 also keep your bathroom door closed bc he is so stupid he will drink from the toilet. 🤮 definitely a mutt.

Comments

markmad – Sept 13, 2024
Whether in a virtual world, a story, or an online community, “Otto” alias ben would likely be a figure of intrigue, sparking curiosity and conversation wherever they roam. Whether dog or something entirely unique, “Otto” remains a figure carved into the annals of virtual history, a digital legend in its own right. Its biography, though unwritten, is composed of the countless interactions and impressions it has made upon the world.

Otto – Sept 9, 2024
My human name is ben. Im 41 reversed and need some1 to talk to. Yeah you read that right :/ Just need ppl to talk to and older guys can do that a bit better idk. luv, Otto

 

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begforme, 19
Anything u can think of, mate.

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begforme (Owner) – Sept 17, 2024
Thank you. yes, i let any and all Men whip me, choke me out with their hands, a belt, a rope, piss in me, spit in my mouth, blow their nose in my mouth, punch me in the face, pass me around, etc. literally anything, use me in any way they’d like.

Brwndaddy – Sept 17, 2024
Fuck I just came out from a long chemo party with him and some thug friend of his named Fernando. The marks from our whips will be visible on this worthless, bug filled trash faggot’s body now for a long time.

begforme (Owner) – Sept 14, 2024
I’ve been in so much fucking porn. I’ve been in porn that got men sent to prison for just having it on their hard drive.

Goodvibesunite – Sept 14, 2024
You’ve been in porn, correct?

begforme (Owner) – Sept 12, 2024
I love all of that. 😍 Love being treated like trash because I am cumdump trash. Do anything you’d like while I’m unconscious, and even when I’m not. I live to worship Men like you. 🥰

Frosty13 – Sept 12, 2024
I like punching you in the face. I like strangling you and choking you out. I like feeling you insides tighten around my dick when you lose consciousness. You trashy self-hating cumdump love being treated like the worthless whore you are. I love fucking trash like you. If you’re lucky you might wake up one of these times covered in your own piss and shit and vomit with a noose around your neck and my arm up your ass to the elbow. And you’re fucking retarded if you disagree.



 

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stupidloserboyfriend, 22
This is, or should I say was, my stupid loser boyfriend. Now he is property owned by me. I have him placed in my Texas home. Now he can meet with you when he’s awake and be your stupid whatever. I can’t believe I used to love him.

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stupidloserboyfriend (Owner) – Sept 14, 2024
True, but so hard to believe now. Now he wakes up sleeping naked on the floor, chained to the bed with chastity and a buttplug in. His head and body hair are shaved every day to remind him what he is. I wake him up pounding his ass into oblivion. Then he does all the chores around the house naked on his knees with a ball stretcher. He swallows my piss every time I go. Then I dress him as a slutty girl wearing chastity and a vibrating butt plug and I take him to the sauna and let anyone fuck him. Then in the afternoon I take me to the gay cruise beach wear a speedo and let anyone fuck him. Then I take him home and give him the routine whipping and torture then make him go stand in the corner for an hour. Then I crush his balls with my hands and knees and shoes and spit on my face, write degrading nasty words on his body. Then I leave him tied up and gagged and blindfolded for hours. I finally go and see him and fuck his ass into oblivion. Then I feed him and lock him in a cage.

twinpeaks – Sept 14, 2024
I remember when you were completely smitten with him and one time you caught me checking out his ass and wouldn’t speak to me for a week.


 

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GuiltyNo1, 19
This sex slave boy been in the life since it was 13. Into most scenes, good for short-term or long-term slave use or for 24/7 if wanted. It spent 5 years in Texas Youth Prison, and owned by guard pedos as prison whore. It was caught in a Greyhound bus bathroom with three pedos, one was a cop. It was under his control for 6 months and said he would not turn it in if it became his slave. After 6 months he turned it in. The judge gave it 18 months for prostitution and said if it liked pedos so much…he sent it to the roughest youth prison, it was about 1000 prisoners, 700 were adult, others teen. They hated it cause it was owned by pedo guards. Every time it was to be paroled, they put drugs in its cell…so it got extra time…they do that every time it was supposed to leave, why it was for 5 years. It think it is better to tell others what it is and what it has done and what it is open to…which after 5 years is anything.

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HectorVector – Sept 6, 2024
I would like to take you on a one-way camping trip into the woods of Kentucky. Hit me back if you’re interested.

CometoPapa – Sept 6, 2024
I’m interested, but you must spend two hours daily at the gym. You must have a job. You must brush your teeth.

Undertaker – Sept 6, 2024
Through years of sexual experience with him in both a personal and professional sense, in addition to therapy, I have come to understand his trauma and what triggers it very well. Feel free to hit me up tips.



 

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Privilege, 18
AGE: dm for this information
NAME: Rex
GENDER: beautiful male
DESCRIPTION: Beautiful attention slave Rex here to serve a wealthy man as an object of worship 24:7. He likes wealthy men, the thought of being worshipped by a wealthy man really turns him on and gets him weak at the knees. Wealthy worshippers approach 🙇. He can kneel or stand or lie down and be worshipped forever with a no way out contract. He can also relocate for the right worshipper and he’s willing to start soon as possible, this week if you can.
CONDITION: NO LIMIT

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MachineGuy – Sept 11, 2024
Love is not a job, love simply is. Unconditional love is what I offer you, my heart of hearts, my soul mate, friend, lover and object of worship for life!

Privilege (Owner) – Sept 10, 2024
I like shiny spandex, leggings, shorts, any tight shorts, my pussy upclose in clothes, dirty talk, and love the smell of my pussy soaked in shorts or pants.

Subbitch – Sept 10, 2024
Define “worship”

Privilege (Owner) – Sept 8, 2024
He is a special object. He is an object who can create ecstasy. His owner will always be in a hurry to return home.


 

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gulpgulp988, 18
I love inflatable suits and my greatest joy in life is to be turned into a juicy blueberry.

I am still in High School with a 4.0 GPA. I need to be home by 9:30 pm so I can be in bed by 10 pm.

If my parents knew I was gay, I be probably kicked out of the house.

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PervyCunt – Sept 16, 2024
Meeting him today after not having had a blueberry sub in years. I’m gonna inflate him, beat him up, make him worship my boots and feet and lick piss off a toilet seat. I am buzzed.

richardddddd – Sept 7, 2024
i will take everything u own fuck ur life completly i am god



 

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Scotty, 19
As a preteen, my mom asked her boyfriends to spank me. When I get spanked now as a teen, I am feeling again like a little kid, and it rejuvenates me. Would you like doing it? Please live in Moreno Valley, Riverside, or nearby. Because I am passive, you should strip me.

I dont do girls. Just men who love this genre.

I have a picture of Bambi tattooed on my ass.
Im 4 inch and uncut.

Im also looking for friends.

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metalmachine – Sept 13, 2024
Can AI show him being strangled, dismembered with a jigsaw and garden shears, and his flesh pureed in a blender?

stayhumble – Sept 13, 2024
@metalmachine — If you could be satisfied with just seeing Scotty dead, there’s a new black market AI that is to be able to turn anyone into a corpse.
Give the necessary data and photo content to the AI and you will be able to see Scotty dead in various ways, run over, in a car accident, hanged, beheaded… and in a very realistic way!

metalmachine – Sept 13, 2024
What can i say about Scotty? Well he is a desperate boy looking for any ounce of attention. He is a true ultimate. He is a true object. You can be so tireless. But he is so desperate that you only want to spank him more and more. When you spank him you want to snuff him. Unfortunately that seems to be one of his limits. But he is otherwise perfect. That bony little ass is unimpeachably great. He is my goal in life and he is the most perfect victim on the planet. I only wish to snuff this little fallen god ….he is like heaven.

Scotty (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
Indulge me as I scream into the void.



 

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DisciplinarianNeeded, 19
TLDR; I’m looking for a real sadistic man to punish my biological son for me.

For starters I’d like to address the very obvious fact that I am indeed his biological father and gay but I’m not on here looking for someone for myself. Oh, no that’d be too simple.

So, here’s the run down on why I’m on here when I clearly don’t belong.
The reason being is that my son is very disobedient and lazy young man who needs stricter discipline than I can provide.

Now a little more context on a few things.
Situation:
His favorite colors are black and gray. His favorite food is flank steak. His favorite TV show is Chicago fire the residency. He does not have a favorite book. He does not have a favorite movie. He likes country music. His favorite country artist is Toby Keith, Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Ashley Cook. He likes to ride his bike around the neighborhood. He does not smoke. He does drink a little. He’s supposed to not drink because he had three back surgeries and a feeding tube. His lungs are really bad. He tries to play his guitar.

Comments

Hot_chills – Sept 15, 2024
I agree with the previous commenter.

Shitworm – Sept 14, 2024
Your son needs to be a permanent toilet spending its life bounded and objectified eating shit and drinking piss.

ExploringSomthing – Sept 14, 2024
Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? The boy is clearly looking for a new and better dad. You need to either be convincing as a dad or have the physical strength to rape him.

Kakaikitan – Sept 12, 2024
If ur looking for a cute boy with a tiny dick hello.



 

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smoothpinkhole, 22
There’s two sides to me.

One side, I’m adventurous and outgoing, I organize community art exhibitions and make art in various forms. I fight for my beliefs loudly and I’m an intelligent if somewhat pretentious creative personality.

The other side is lonely, likes being down and staying depressed and wants to have my hole fucked up so bad that I start shaking and uncontrollably pissing at the same time whilst I’m railed.

Come have both!

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cuminthroat – Sept 16, 2024
He is a whore, a toilet, a pet, a dog, and extreme cock slut. He is totally disgusting. Sex with him is egregious. I think you’ll approve.

Jakestook – Sept 10, 2024
First I looked at his art while he explained it to me, then I tied him down, blindfolded him, gagged him and edged him to insanity, and I mean clinical insanity, which took +/- 36 hours.

WEARETWO – Sept 6, 2024
He’s a bad artist. He’s garbage with legs. He’s nothing.


 

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Nooseboy, 24
I’m 24 years old and for the past couple years hanging scenes have been my go to. Love feeling a noose around my neck before I kick and dangle. Can be mild or VERY extreme. Gallows, trap doors, dangling from trees, etc.

Lately I have been drawn to the idea of being a real victim of hanging… execution perhaps? It is only a fantasy, but, if the right hangman were to try to persuade me, who knows? I might succumb.

That is a deep and dark confession, but I want to lay it out there as it is.

I do not perform background checks and don’t care what you have done in your past.

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DLmeatHead – Sept 18, 2024
He has a nice ass and a cute face that looks very nice when it’s choked purple.

PrinceDream – Sept 9, 2024
My cock is still leaking precum and hurt after I “hung” you yesterday.

Cumster – Sept 2, 2024
I hope this is dead and rotting now, waiting for you and me to find it, fuck it for weeks as it decomposes, then eat it.

Nooseboy (Owner) – Sept 1, 2024
I separate my hanging life with family life. Please don’t ask me more info about it. No they don’t know I’m on here

 

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RETARDO, 22
ONE LAST TRY. I’M SELF LOATHING DEVIANT SCUM WHO CAN’T COPE ANYMORE. PLEASE REAL MASTERS OR SADIST GROUPS WHITH ABILITIES TO KIDNAP ME FROM MY COUNTRY (SLOVAKIA). THIS NEED IS SO OVERPOWERING IT DRIVES ME TO DESPAIR. ATTENTION: I AM NOT FOR CLEANING, COOKING OR HOUSEWORKS. I AM A VICTIM. PERMANENT NUDITY, IN CHAINS, CELL, COLLAR AROUND THE NECK, NO LIMITS, NO RETURN. DAILY ABUSE AND EXTREME NEW TABOO LEVEL, RAPE, FIST, PISS, SHIT, FORCED VOMIT, VIOLENT SM TORTURE, CHEMS AND HARD DRUGS, BRANDING WITH HOT IRON BAR AND REAL SNUFF (VIOLENT DEEP FIST TO THE GRAVE). ONLY IF YOU CAN KIDNAP ME FROM MY COUNTRY. I CAN’T SAY ANYMORE I JUST LIVE IN HOPE.

Comments

Ender – Sept 20, 2024
Yummmmmy

RETARDO (Owner) – Sept 18, 2024
I PREFER WE GET ON FOR WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR IFYKYK

Douchebag4721 – Sept 18, 2024
This is a huge fantasy i have of my son, id lose my mind if i watched him being used and killed like that it would help me take out all my rage on him ohh god all i can picture is him in your place.

RETARDO (Owner) – Sept 13, 2024
I CAN BE SLOW TO RESPOND: MY SUICIDE DRIVE SEEMS TO HAVE HIGH PEAKS AND LOW VALLEYS. LOL.

MASTER-AKTIV-BRUTALL – Sept 7, 2024
Seriously? I would love to fist you to death! And all I have to do is come pick you up in Slovakia? That’s so easy! Clear your schedule because I’m your guy. Just tell me where you are in Slovakia, and I’ll go put some gas in my car.

Nutte – Sept 7, 2024
The need to be killed comes from the victim and i am doing him “the favor” of letting him get what he wants, even if he himself can’t accept that this is what he really wants deep inside. It’s a psychological story I am telling myself about the need for killing. So if a guy tells me: “Kill me how you want”, what I hear is that he doesn’t particularly want it but is “doing me a favor” and letting me live out my fantasy. This is a turn off for me. I prefer he sees himself as a preliminary dead guy.


 

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Jackoffadam, 21
Hi adam here I am a young married guy to female wife she doesn’t know I am on here or about this want to keep it that way wife doesn’t do anything with me as intimacy or anything so looking at what can do besides doing it to myself I not leaving my wife I know been on here before I sorry left at times This one I leaving up I work fulltime as a meat cutter at a grocery store It’s been 1 year since had sex with wife my wife one year ago wife had gallbladder removed and then month later came down with a permanent bladder infection that will never go away so I didn’t have sex because I don’t want to get that and wife don’t want me to get it so we sleep in different beds nothing happens anymore so I do things to myself I am leaving this one up If nothing happens it will still be up I don’t care anymore more

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Well-being – Sept 23, 2024
Use his 🍑, rim his 🍑, bite his 🍑, dildo his 🍑, DP his 🍑, fist his 🍑.

Jamesmaple – Sept 16, 2024
It took an usually long time to get tired of having sex with him.

rightnownow – Sept 12, 2024
he is a nice guy, and has – until the alcohol starts working – good manners. he has not developed an insane amount of initiative to get things rolling and keep them rolling.

Jackoffadam (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
I get freaky when I look at me sometimes

ILackAGagReflux – Sept 9, 2024
Why would someone as insanely hot as you have gotten married? It boggles my mind.

Jackoffadam (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
I am a vgl former high school quarterback jock type dude I was always the stud with a beautiful girlfriend my whole life I’ve done lots of stupid things and I’m looking for a guy who has the type of mindset to make me feel I cant do anything right because I can’t


 

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starforever, 23
Hot Fuck’n Slammer 💉👍 I Seriously Need to Fuck’n METH Slam Inject Hard with You Man and then Get Some Big METH Dicked Bareback Stud Fuck Action Going On With You for Balls Deep Loads of Big Dicked METH Up Cum Floodin’ Your Big Dick and My Load Hungry METHED Up Cunt 💉👍

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starforever (Owner) – Sept 11, 2024
I Take any cock – take that sweet pain – I offer it up to the greater glory of our Lord Satan and Hail HIS name as your Soldier blasts your stinking toxic death load into my guts.

fuckandfuck – Sept 11, 2024
Damn Slammer You are a Seriously Fuck’n Sexy METH Slam Injecting Hot Assed Bitch 💉👍

starforever (Owner) – Sept 7, 2024
I’m craving Ur DNA flooding my guts…neg off birth control poppers-bating now to your poz porn…!!! Pig faggot poz whore beggin’ 4 ToxicPollination…I crave U so Bad…Slam me and flood my guts with your dirty toxic charged loads and STDs…Oink oink…!!!

BIGSNAKE28cm – Sept 7, 2024
🔥Total Chem Junkie Whore Bottom that deserves abuse and loves his hole used mercilessly while tweaked to his eyeballs. Slam him Huge and stuff him with your AIDS and PIG DISEASES…☣️💦👿💀



 

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secretmeetsonly, 22
I’m a late bloomer slut, I’ve been slut for almost 2 years but I can’t get a slut mindset going and it’s an honest struggle. My bf wants to make me comfortable and wants to be a piggy top for me but he cums too fast and he won’t go get help from other tops or let me be gangbanged. Not much fun has gone on. I’m the one wearing black.

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MJ – Sept 15, 2024
I asked him to eat my cum and he would not so I am very unhappy at this time.

stinkygremlin – Sept 7, 2024
Once in your presence, he loses all his humanity. He becomes nothing more than a disgusting faggot. You can make him say terrible things about himself!

StraightCurious – Sept 3, 2024
If you want to shove your cock inside him and rape him in ways that you’ll never forget — even if you wish you could — he’s the BEST. If you want to fuck his throat until he coughs up god knows what he’s the BEST. If you want to choke him to the edge of consciousness as you tell him what a pathetic bitch he is he’s the BEST. If you want to take him out to dinner after, there’s a big shower at his place, so no matter how badly you defile him, he can clean up.



 

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FreeBoyHole4USir, 23
I used to have plenty of limits Sir but now I’ve tried a lot of things Sir. Every time Ive been told to do something i didn’t resist Sir. If I had limits, they have long gone Sir.

My last sir age regressed me with hypnosis Sir. I’m 2 years old and still regressing Sir. My brain and mind are empty and thoughtless at all times, having no thoughts of my own has help me become the best Sir.

I want to find a Sir with a remote house who will use me extremely to satisfy every kink he has or has ever imagined without a safe word without anything and stream it live Sir.

The only words I speak are “Yes Sir” and “Thank you Sir” otherwise my mouth only stays open for cock Sir.

I’m happy baby Sir. I love to play, draw and to peepee in my pants Sir.

Comments

CosmicElliot – Sept 16, 2024
Don’t bother writing to him, I will be deleting him soon. This is not a wind up it’s happening.

EdsbeGores – Sept 4, 2024
I could without hesitation

generic_user – Sept 4, 2024
Am I the only one who’d love to dress up like a terrorist or a nazi germany uniform and force this Ayran blond specimen to be mine, cut him open, experiment on his body with various tools according to the time period and the “roleplay” until he is a soulless breed-able corpse, then keep it in my bed for weeks until it’s no longer fuckable?

hotmustard – Sept 3, 2024
Advice from one of his previous Masters:
Theo is a young slave raised to serve humans, he has no emotion and his thoughts are very easily implanted. He has undergone many treatments such as head trauma, extreme torture including whipping and he has also been beaten a lot and raped by anyone. He was not raised by parents and never went to school.

CommandingRitualist – Sept 3, 2024
I am so strict man to hope to get a good small white dog.



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Anonym2000, 19
hey, I’m looking for people who are interested in running over me with a car.

I love cars and love for cars to drive over me, my hands, arms, legs, and more if you like the risk.

If you want to torture me with your car then get in touch.

I’m only interested in this!

I’m a virgin and intend to stay that way for the foreseeable future.

Please only get in touch if you want to!

Comments

Anonym2000 (Owner) – Sept 12, 2024
Why are people who drive motorcycles messaging me?!

Anonym2000 (Owner) – Sept 9, 2024
It’d be my first time, but I’ve been studying for some time now.

 

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willsorry, 19
Awhile ago on website that’s not around anymore I hookup with a guy that fuck me he moved away hookup with another fuck couple times and 69 each other he moved away different site that not around anymore met two guys lived together the guy had me sit on a huge dildo why he put his cock down my throat and fist me couple times fuck me good he passed away a different guy I met would tie me down to a massage table shock my cock balls good and different set of guys put me in a swing blindFolded would shock my cock torture my cock balls and ass but they moved away and that site just shut down recently don’t know why that’s why I came on here sorry about all that so if nothing going to work out anyway because 99% of you will not touch my situation the way it looks so all of you have a nice life

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Master2chains – Sept 12, 2024
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Itscontinue – Sept 8, 2024
Hey, I’m new to the community and have never openly shared my fetish with anyone. I suppose I’m closeted in that sense but the rest of my friends and family know that I’m gay.

I love boys who can’t grow a moustache but don’t shave above their upper lip. Everything about those sad ‘staches – the look, the feel, the taste. Feeling and kissing and worshipping them is enough for me to get off.

I’m pretty inexperienced when it comes to hooking up as it’s been difficult to organically meet someone who shared the same kink as me. I’m nervous to put myself out here but I’m hoping you’ll be someone who’s as much into your scraggly little moustache as I am.

 

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less, 22
All I want is to hookup with a fat nasty old daddy who is going to tell me how pathetic I am for servicing him!

I only hook up with fat nasty types so this is very much a kink for me of being used by someone I’m not attracted to.

Comments

sunburn777 – Sept 21, 2024
Makes dumb faces when he jerks off.

Ours – Sept 19, 2024
I’m not normally into skinny boys but he let me use him as a pig so no complaints.

Fatso – Sept 14, 2024
I have never met a male before. Just want to take things slow and if I feel like it at the time maybe dress you in a full enclosure catsuit but as I say I have never met a male before.


 

 

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p.s. Hey. So, the blog will be going on vacation for the month of October starting tomorrow. I’ll be in the United States, and I won’t have the time I normally do to make posts and do the p.s. It will return to life on November 2nd when I’m back in Paris. Feel very free to leave any comments you like at the bottom of this post in the meantime, and I will respond to them on the 2nd. And maybe just maybe Cloudflare will have finally fixed the extremely vexing verification bug by then, ‘god’ willing. I hope you all stay safe and good until I get to see you next, and very Happy Halloween! ** Dominik, Hi!!! Great, thank you to love, and if he could work that magic as soon as possible, that would be wonderful. I have longstanding dreams of going to Dent Schoolhouse and Haunted Hoochie. But, really, other than the two really extreme seeming ones, I would ‘die’ to walk through all of them. I’m a glutton for homemade horrors, obviously. Have a lovely month, my friend, and I really look forward to blabbing with you again. Love filming a documentary of your October, G. ** jay, Hi. Or did the kids bring the parents? I’m remembering what I was like at that age. No, the first game system I owned was the Nintendo 64. I don’t think I’ve ever owned a portable system for some strange reason. My weekend was busywork, but it was alright. So, gosh, I hope you have a major October. Strange that it’ll be so long until we next speak, but keep everything bright on your end, and feel free to check in with reports here because I’ll be reading it even if my response is delayed. ** Måns, Måns!!! So happy you liked them. While I traverse as many of them as I can over the next month, I will pretend you’re sitting on my shoulder. Tomorrow I go to NYC to do a reading and hang out there a little bit, then I go to LA for three weeks to do haunted houses and show our film to the cast and crew and eat tons of Mexican food. I’ll be back in Paris in a state of extreme jet lag on Nov. 1st. My weekend was just trip preparations. Oh, and I saw the Chantal Akerman retrospective exhibit and some friends. Bowling! I’m going to go bowling in LA, for sure. Wow, I’m so looking forward to ‘Papaya’. Will you get to work on it this coming month? Uh, favorite Nicolas Cage … I guess I would have to say ‘Face/Off’. Really, have a fantastic month, pal, and I really look forward to reading about the highlights. And I’ll try to come up with US-based highlights of my own. xo, a guy who is packing a backpack. ** Misanthrope, She definitely seems like her shit is together based on my encounters with her. Happy to keep up my Morrison cynicism if it gives you joy. xo, me ** Bill, Haha. I’m not ready to fly quite yet, but I have today to get there. Gosh, feel better, man. Nice looking exhibition there, obviously. Have a really great month, Bill. Come to LA and do some haunted houses with me. ** _Black_Acrylic, Yay, the perfect going away present! If I don’t get to it today, I’ll get to it in NYC. Everyone, Here’s a little going away gift to you all from _Black_Acrylic, and, by proxy, the blog — the new episode of his great musical podcast Play Therapy. Or, in his words, ‘The new episode of my show is online here via Tak Tent Radio! Ben ‘Jack Your Body’ Robinson brings you Play Therapy v2.0 and only a fool would ignore this. But there’s one born every minute. Under the water there are traps. Old cars, bedsteads, weeds, hidden depths. It’s the perfect place for an accident.’ Have a fine, fine October, pal, and I’ll see you when Halloween is freshly RIP. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, Thomas. My great pleasure, of course., Oh, good, I’ll be here when you’re here. Can’t wait to see you! Have the best Halloween that the lazy UK allows. xo. ** Lucas, Hi, L. I saw the email. I’ll greedily read the poem as soon as I can, probably in NYC. The blog (and I) are going to miss you too! Oh, for sure, we’ll meet up when you’re in Paris. That’s a done deal. Yes, my weekend was mostly utilitarian. So much to do, mostly with the film, of course. Really beautiful collage! Everyone, Visit an awesome new collage by the collage (and many other things) maestro Lucas. Have the very best October that is humanly possible, and please remember stuff to tell me because I’ll be most curious, you can bet. Love, me. ** Steve, Hi. I made haunted houses in my basement when I was kid and young teen, and I designed those. Zac and I designed the haunted house for our film, but it ended up getting heavily simplified due to budget concerns and the differing ideas of our production designer. Oh, right, the rain. I’ll remember to pack an umbrella. Cool about those screenings, I don’t know if we’ll have time to see them. We are going to see a few NY Film Festival screenings that Dennis Lim is kindly sneaking us into. ** Tyler Ookami, No doubt. Your poor cat, but that sounds worth its possible screeching. Thanks for reading ‘Horror Hospital Unplugged’. I’m proud of that. Keith Mayerson’s drawings are amazing. ‘Monotone Blue’ sounds very familiar. Maybe I read it. I hope you have a great October. I’ll miss getting to talk with you, but hopefully the month will jet to its conclusion. ** HaRpEr, Hey! Cool about the mostly finished move. Your dad! Book disrespecting is most intolerable. No kettle? Who are these strange people? Autumn’s the best. Being alive while nature fades out temporarily is very empowering, strangely. Yeah, I hope you’re swimming in good things by the time we get to confer again. Me too, on my end. Have a really relaxing but super stimulating Halloween/October, my pal. ** Justin D, Thanks, Justin. I’ll try to remember to look into the camera at the reading and divine you a warm hello. I hope a haunt pops up in your vicinity. Take good care, and I look forward to the continuation of our great back and forth. ** Oscar 🌀, Thank you for keeping my, or, well, his secret, whew. And thanks for the imgur greeting. I felt like Mario there for a moment. Weirdy, my Air France flight tomorrow got cancelled and they rebooked me on some upstart new airline company called, you guessed it, Hioscar Airlines, Flight #🌀🌀🌀6. What were the odds?! My flight is at, err, I think 1:30-ish pm tomorrow. I’m the opposite kind of packer who makes a list of everything I need to remember and checks each item off after it’s accomplished. And I still end up forgetting stuff. Can you just leave the bed frame undismantled? You have a very swell and immensely productive next 30-something days, okay? Promise. And remember everything. And tell me. xo, DC. ** Right. So, for the next month you’re going to be looking at those slaves up there every time you come here. Plenty of time to pick the one you want and to be sure he’s the right fit for you. Again, enjoy the month of October fully, everyone, and I will see you again bright and early on November 2nd.

DC’s ostensibly favorite Haunted Attractions of Halloween season 2024 (United States edition) *

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A Haunting in Hollis (Queens Village, NY)
A Haunting in Hollis is one of the scariest haunted houses in Queens and is certainly going to be one of the most frightful experiences you’ll have this season. This haunted house is set up in a residential neighborhood. It’s so frightening you’ll have to sign a hold-harmless waiver to enter! You wouldn’t think you’d find such a scary place in a normal neighborhood, but here it is! The entire property is decked out in scary decor. They really go all out! Inside the home, you’ll be met with three floors of terror. There are two pitch-black mazes outside where you’ll have nothing but a flashlight to guide you.

 

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ScareHouse: The Basement (Pittsburgh)
A scare so terrifying that it requires you to have a safe word – just in case you can’t make it through the whole haunted attraction? Bunny. That’s your safe word, should you need to use it. Once you do use it, you’ll be escorted out of the terrifying haunted attraction, forfeiting your admission fee. Before you can descend into The Basement, you must sign a waiver, asserting you are 18 years old or older. If you have a heart condition, respiratory problems, or are pregnant, you’ll probably want to avoid The Basement, which features a full menu of twists that will include… Low lighting, water, electricity exposure, and sometimes total darkness. Should you decide to enter The Basement, you can go alone or with only one other person.

 

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The Fear Experiment (Danville, IL)
“Are you familiar with the concept of lucid dreaming, Mr. Higgins?” the bearded man asks as he studies me from the other side of the table. I look up from the paperwork in front of me and assure the man that I am indeed quite familiar with the concept. The idea that I could recognize I’m dreaming and change the outcome of the dream is a tantalizing one and I’m apparently not the only one to think so. “Project Sandman,” the man continues, “will chemically induce lucid dreaming and allow you to confront your deepest fear. Once this fear is confronted, you will wake up and live a life without fear. Are you ready?” His offer sounds good to me. I’m just signing my life away to a secret government organization operating out of a basement somewhere in Danville, IL. I’m sure no harm will come of it. I’m sure the woman writhing in agony on the nearby TV screen isn’t problematic either. Nope, everything is good here! “Yes, I’m rea…” Before I can even finish my sentence, a young woman with unkempt hair and a tear-stained face bursts into the room and points a pistol right at the man’s head.

 

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The Wicker Manor (Denver)
Our home haunt has been a labor of love for years. Each October, we transform our ordinary home into a nightmarish wonderland of scares and thrills. Expect a Halloween experience like no other. We’ve poured our blood, sweat, and fake cobwebs into creating a mesmerizing spectacle that will leave you breathless. From terrifying monsters lurking in the shadows to jaw-dropping special effects that will send shivers down your spine, our haunt promises to be a visual and emotional rollercoaster.

 

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Dominion of Terror (Sheboygan, WI)
We are celebrating 50 YEARS OF TERROR in 2024 and is the longest running haunted house in Wisconsin! Come celebrate half a century of screams and scares at Dominion of Terror, where nightmares come to life! With our 50 years of expertise in creating spine-chilling terror, you’re guaranteed a heart-pounding experience like no other. Get ready to navigate through our haunted house, packed with twisted corridors, eerie surprises, and horrifying creatures lurking in the shadows. Whether you’re a thrill-seeker or just looking for a ghoulishly good time, Dominion of Terror promises an unforgettable night of fear and fun.

 

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The Haunted Hills Hayride (Partlow, VA)
Deep in the woods of Spotsylvania County (Partlow, VA) the hills come will come alive in 2024. It all begins with a DARK haywagon ride; dropping you off deep in the OMINOUS woods. You will fear your journey through nearly a mile of live ghouls, zombies, clowns, mazes, and various other scares. It is intense and not recommended for children under 12, those with medical conditions, or the faint of heart (see the WARNING link). You are paying to be scared and that is what The Haunted Hill intends to do.

 

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Hallowheelslv presents Trapped (Las Vegas)
The drive-in experience is designed to be enjoyed from inside your car as an innovative solution to the social distancing challenges. Trapped will take place all around your vehicle, which is located within a haunted pod, using projection technology and a spooky soundtrack on your car’s radio. “You will experience intense audio, lighting, low visibility, fog, strobe lights, special effects, sudden loud sounds and actions in this psychologically demanding environment,” the website warns. Trapped tells the story of a desolate earth where governments have fallen and ‘order has been replaced by chaos, hope by fear, and life by death’. Trapped features mobs, bombs, hostiles and deadly traps.

 

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Mount Mayhem (Phoenix, AZ)
Children under the age of 16 must be accompanied by an adult. NO EXCEPTIONS! Only one time through the haunt and no repeat customers on the same night. Please be patient as we try to get the line in as fast as we can. Trust us, we want to scare you. Please respect our neighbors and do not sit or loiter after you have finished your scare. Our doors close at 9:30pm. Our last group will let in at 9:20pm. Plan accordingly. Reservations and walk ups will be allowed this year. No groups larger than 5 people at a time. Bigger groups will be split. NO EXCEPTIONS! We reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone!

 

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Wolfmans House Of Screams (Carl Junction, MO)
Wolfmans House of Screams in Carl Junction, Missouri, has been in operation since 2003 and was started by Reggie ‘The Wolfman.’ This family-friendly attraction is an old-school classic haunt with a grungy, vintage vibe. Wolfmans is a classic old-school haunt, and it really shows in the set design in a good way. It feels vintage, almost like you’re walking through a haunted antique shop, and overall gives a very grungy vibe while keeping in the Halloween spirit. It’s a classic haunt that makes appropriate changes and updates while keeping in the spirit of what it’s been since 2003.

 

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Haunted Hoochie (Pataskala, OH)
We set out to stand out. Haunted Hoochie is a full sensory assault. Taking you by the throat and dragging you down the rabbit hole and into the realm of a heart pounding in your face horror show. Performed nightly right before your very eyes. If you are wondering if your kids are too young then your kids are too young. So leave em at home. And that goes for babies. It ruins our good time to turn around and see your freaked out infant. Whats wrong with you??? If you’re worried about being touched don’t come. We want you to have a fun safe time but its large crowds in tight spaces. Our monsters will scare the shit out of you.

 

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Stabbys Funhouse of Horror (Roseburg, OR)
Annual haunted house put on by The Roseburg Fright Club is an all volunteer group, interested in helping the youth in our area….. Many of the folks involved in this nomadic haunt have been around for centuries…. Err since 1993. From our humble beginnings at Eastwood Elementary School, we have been located all over the greater Roseburg Area. From school gyms to empty warehouses, to the Fairgrounds and now back downtown at the Roseburg Elks Lodge. Come visit if you dare!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhaaaaaaaaaaaa! “This place is Hell’s waiting room.”

 

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Dread Hollow (Chattanooga, TN)
Chattanooga’s award-winning haunted attraction is back with 3 new haunted house experiences. Tortured souls, bewitching whispers, and monstrous evil exact their Vengeance in the tainted town of Dread Hollow! Dread Hollow is not recommended for children under the age of 12.

 

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The Blackness (Plainview, TX)
The legend of “The Blackness” started in the late 1950’s with a hideously deformed warehouse worker named Dominique. “Dom” worked night and day to repair the mechanical workings of the produce facility, but because of his condition, he couldn’t keep up. He was constantly the target of abuse and ridicule by people at work and around town. When the plant shut down in the fall of ’78, Dom was left penniless and homeless. With nowhere to live, he went back to the only place he knew, the old abandoned warehouse. Angry at how he had been mistreated, he took his anger out on the people that caused him pain. The city became victim to a string of bizarre disappearances. The community was stunned when detectives finally found the decomposing remains of all who were missing inside the old warehouse. The grounds of the produce warehouse are now tainted with the blood of many, and each Fall, its lights glow dimly as Dom returns to complete unfinished business. So do you have the nerve to enter The Blackness and make it all the way through?

 

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The Haunting Experience (Cottage Grove, MN)
Welcome to The Haunting Experience, the scariest of all the Halloween attractions and haunted houses in Minnesota. It is located just a few minutes south of St. Paul, along Highway 61 in Cottage Grove. We invite you to visit us this October…if you dare.

 

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Raisin Hell Ranch (Madera, CA)
Raisin Hell Ranch is one of the most terrifying haunted attractions in California’s Central Valley. Known for its extreme and intense scares, this haunt produces a nightmarish realm of psychotic freaks and depraved maniacs.

 

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Booger Jim’s Hollow (Blacksburg, SC)
Come with friends never alone. It is now time for you to start your epic journey through the seemingly endless hollow that is Booger Jim’s Haunted Trail. If you are brave enough to make it through the trail your horrifying night is not yet over. You exit the trail and you enter into an unguided nightmare of a Real Haunted House that will send chills so far up your spine that you’ll feel it for a year.

 

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The Haunted World (Caldwell, ID)
Since the year 2000, we’ve perfected the art of fear. As the largest indoor and outdoor haunted attration and haunted house in the state, we offer more frightening entertainment than anyone else. We offer a spooky experience that is guaranteed to scare the pants off you, your friends, or your family. Expect around 1½ hours on weekdays, and around 2 hours on weekends, to experience The Haunted World.

There is no need to travel to Knotts Scary Farm, Universal Studios, or Salt Lake City, when the Largest Haunted Attraction in the western United States is RIGHT HERE in the Treasure Valley. Make no bones about it, our haunt rivals them all. It is not uncommon to have sweaty palms, discomforts in the bowel regions of your body, an irregular heart beat, and an uncontrollable urge to run… fast.

 

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BloodManor (New York City)
It may not come as a surprise to some of you that Tribeca is an abbreviation of “Triangle Below Canal Street;” however, some of you may be surprised to learn that the three particular points of this triangle are also the locations of what many will call the most disturbing, gruesome, and mysterious events to ever happen within its 9, 283,507 square foot radius.

Originally applied to the area bounded by Broadway and Canal, Lispenard, and Church Street, the first part of our story begins right here, within the walls of 359 Broadway – the building now designated to house the most disturbing, horrifying Halloween ghost attraction in New York City – BLOODMANOR.

It appears, ladies and gentleman, that our humble quarters are, in fact, a magnet for horror and tragedy – some even believe that a portal exists here and continues to be an open pathway through which evil and misfortune can travel. No strangers to fear, we invite you to join us and our ghosts for what will most definitely be the scariest season we have ever had. Please rest assured, we will do whatever we can to keep you safe – whatever that may be.

 

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Stag (Saginaw, MI)
Using terrifying real-life situations, STAG is sure to have you calling quits before getting to the finish line. Rather than relying on jump scares, STAG utilizes intense psychological distress through its horrific scenarios. Two hours away from Detroit, this haunted house offers two different levels: Extreme Haunt and Extreme Immersive Horror (EIH). Addiction, abuse, and sexual taboos are only a few of the realistic horrors covered. Physical touch, total darkness, sensory deprivation, nudity, cramped places, and electricity are all things that participants may anticipate.

 

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The Dent Schoolhouse (Cincinnati, OH)
The Dent Schoolhouse is Cincinnati’s HALLOWEEN Tradition. 2024 marks 28 seasons of scaring Cincinnati as a haunted house. The attraction is known as one of the most detailed haunted attractions in the United States and has been featured on BuzzFeed, Travel Channel, HGTV, E! and many more. The attraction actually takes place in an old haunted schoolhouse that was built in 1894. The Dent Schoolhouse is one of Cincinnati’s oldest running haunted house but has evolved with the times to become one of the most high tech haunts. Projection mapping, animatronics, over-sized puppets, air bags and more! The movie like sets make The Dent Schoolhouse a must visit on anyone’s haunted house list.

 

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Cutting Edge Haunted House (Fort Worth, TX)
Located in a 100-year-old abandoned meat packing plant in a section of Fort Worth historically dubbed as “Hell’s Half Acre,” the Cutting Edge Haunted House is built upon a foundation of fear. The meat packing equipment from the Old West is still in use, but now it is a two-story human processing area. Realistic looking human mannequins are hoisted up to the second level and brought through the entire meat packing process until the conveyor system brings the butchered corpses back to the first level. The old meat-packing plant in downtown Fort Worth is a great home for the fantastic special effects that our loyal customers have come to expect. It takes visitors an average 55 minutes to explore Cutting Edge Haunted House. This walk-through haunted house is frighteningly realistic.

 

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Wilkes Family Halloween (Bensenville, IL)
Located in the West Suburbs of Chicago, the Wilkes Family has become known over the years for their elaborate interactive, walkthrough Halloween yard displays that pay homage to classic horror movies. This year’s Elm Street display includes an awesome nod to the iconic “Welcome to primetime, bitch!” death scene from Dream Warriors, and the Wilkes family even recreated Johnny Depp’s death scene from Wes Craven’s original film. They rigged up a “blood waterfall” and constructed a bed around it, making it look like blood is shooting up out of the mattress.

 

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The Victim Experience (Las Vegas)
Think of the Victim Experience as a realistic and visceral simulation of pretty much every violent crime you can imagine, with you in the role of victim, and you won’t be far wrong. The Victim Experience is not only physically brutal, but like any good rite of passage it will test your mind, body, and soul, and leave its marks on them all as well. It is not fun, not one second of it.

What’s Included in a Ticket Purchase: Orientation and safety class (on site) with refreshments. This is where you will meet your fellow “Victims”. Last Rites with Pope Satanus. Your official trip through the immersive “The Gates of Hell: Uncensored”, filled with various horrors, challenges, obstacles, and aberrations. Decompression and debriefing in heated tent with your fellow Victims and the creators of the event. This includes hot drinks, cold beverages, and snacks. Option to stay on site and watch other Victims in subsequent time slots attempt to make it through.

 

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Philip Anselmo’s Housecore Horror Home Haunt (New Orleans)
“Philip H. Anselmo here. It’s Halloween time. I like to get uproarious with my stuff.” Founded by Pantera’s Frontman Phil Anselmo, Housecore Horror Home Haunt is a seasonal haunted house attraction located in New Orleans, Louisiana. Every year, it’s is open on weekends in October. Housecore Horror Home Haunt is known for its satanic themes and intensity by New Orleans residents and tourists. Its endless horrors literally take up the entire home — both inside and out. There are so many scary props and gags, it’s as if you’re walking through the house from Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses.

 

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Barrett’s Haunted Mansion (Abington, MA)
During most of the year Mary Costello is busy running her restaurant, the Abington Ale House, in Abington, Massachusetts. But every Halloween season, things get considerably more scary behind the beloved restaurant. Barrett’s Haunted Mansion is a labor of love for all involved. Along with their two haunted houses that are changed each year, they also offer special nights like Bite & Fright, a Lights on Tour, and extreme nights for guests who don’t mind being touched in total darkness for an extra scary experience.

 

 

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p.s. Hey. Just an early heads up that the post and p.s. on Monday will be the last one(s) before the blog goes on a monthlong vacation while I’m in the US. More specifics on Monday. ** Dominik, Hi!!! That horrifying mistake must be rectified! I don’t remember gargling salt water having fixed my sore throats either, come to think of it. Thank you for the secret door. Today I think I would like it to lead to the funeral of our film’s producer. This weekend, love plans to dematerialise you and re-materialise you at the entrance to one of the haunted houses up above, but he just needs you to choose, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Gary Hume, yeah, nice. ** Misanthrope, Oh, I think Mr. Morrison held his own. My signature by default, but yes. So sorry about your friend. But I guess so happy for your other friend assuming it’s not a shotgun wedding. ** Jay, Thank you, sir. That is a nice door. Everyone, Jay shared a nice door. Here. Nice awaiting LP stack you have there. So happy and proud if my stuff enhances the seemingly already exciting Horatio. A film made on a Nintendo! I want make a film on Nintendo. Hmmmm… Have a very suave weekend. I’m not sure what could make a weekend suave, but I hope yours knows how to be that. ** Tyler Ookami, I like the Dr. West option. Oh, your comments always seem utterly impeccable, so no worries. ** Minks, Hi, Minks! I think I’m meeting you for first time, aren’t I? If so, warmest welcome. If not, sorry for my cloudy brain. I don’t know that Gaiman novel, but I’ll investigate. Thanks !! ** Diesel Clementine, Third time was the charm. That thing you linked to looks exciting. I’ll have to wait until I’m through here to read it, but it won’t be long. Everyone, Diesel shared this. As with everything Diesel shares, it’s surely a must. ** Lucas, Hi. Yes, and balance often finds you rather than the other way around. New poem! Sure, I’d love to see it, Just know that I’ll be even slower than usual ‘cos I’ll be traveling and doing a bunch of stuff in the US for the next while, but yes! I’d love to read it! I like Cocteau fine. He was a fireball. I’ve never felt wildly in love with anything he did, but he seems like he was a pretty valuable figure. ** HaRpEr, Hey. My building’s outer and inner doors both have codes, and I have them on my phone and also write them on little piece of paper that I keep in my wallet. So hopefully I don’t lose my phone and wallet on the same day. You need a trolley. Writing poems, I mean, yeah, could be worse, and obviously giving the assignment an Oulipo mindset seems like the way to go. I hope you’re surrounded by located books by weekend’s end, among other and more pleasurable pleasures. ** Uday, Thank you, U. Or thank u, you. I know Jaimie Branch a little bit but not a lot. It’s possible she was in a gig post here? Wow, you’re going to be in a Rocky Horror production and not just sitting in the audience yelling out the lines like people at least used to like to do? That’s wild! Get it videoed. Uh, if I can manage to get decent ‘physical’ evidence of the haunts I traverse through, I will, but it’s hard ‘cos they’re usually dark and swervy. But you can imagine they’ll look a fair amount like the photos in the blog today because they probably will. You’re in the hurricane zone. Wow. You and yours are not too soaked, I hope. There are so many unfairly somewhat obscure books I could recommend. That’s pretty much all I read. Hm, how about Darius James’s ‘Negrophobia’. ** Oscar 🌀, Hahaha, nice one. I have a friend who collects lederhosen. I think it’s a sexual fetish, but don’t tell him I said that. Yesterday I used ChatGPT for the first time, and, not really knowing how to use it, I asked it to say the first thing it would say if it were suddenly an actual human being and being introduced to its fellow humans for the first time, and imagine my surprise (or maybe lack thereof) when it said what it said. Door is always wide, wide open when its motion sensors detect your approach. I’ve been all over the place. Mostly I’m just going to be trying to prepare myself for my trip and cleaning up film messes and deciding what to read at my reading and sneaking in some friend time and things like that there this weekend. A mostly practical weekend. I hope yours was wildly impractical in, you know, the good way. In return for your big big big vibes, I send you absolutely gargantuan vibes. xo ** Okay. If you’re somewhere in the US, I hope you live near one of the haunted attractions I have splayed before you this weekend. Or, if not, that they will inspire you to do a google search to find such a place within driving or walking or bussing or whatever distance. That’s my hope. See you on Monday.

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