The blog of author Dennis Cooper

Félix Fénéon’s Day

 

Judge: “You know you had on you everything
you need to commit a murder?”

 

Felix Feneon: “Yes, but I also had on me everything
I needed to commit a rape.”

 

 

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‘Félix Fénéon (1861-1944) was a French anarchist, editor, and art critic in Paris during the late 1800’s. Born in Turin, he moved to Paris at the age of 20 to work for the Ministry of Defense. He attended the Impressionist exhibition in 1886, later coining the term “Neo-Impressionism” to define the movement led by Georges Seurat. He was the first French publisher to publish James Joyce. In 1892, the French police searched his apartment, claiming him to be an active anarchist. That summer, along with other intellectuals and artists, Fénéon was placed on trial, a case which is now know as The Trial of the Thirty. Although the charges were dismissed, he was discharged from the Ministry of Defense. Despite the discharge the police didn’t believe in Fénéon’s innocence. Once the prefect told Mme Fénéon who came to complain that the police continued shadowing her husband, “Madam, I’m sorry to say this, but you’ve married a killer.'”

‘Decades before the rise of “flash fiction,” Félix Fénéon mastered the art of flash nonfiction in the 1,220 short items he wrote for a Paris newspaper in 1906. Collected and published in book form after his death, Fénéon’s miniature masterpieces of irony and suspense are a tour de force of Pointillist prose. From adultery, murder, revenge, and traffic accidents to tax collection, labor unrest, suicides, and the occasional well-deserved celebration, daily life in France a century ago was as unexpectedly comic and tragic as anywhere else. But only a cultural figure as central yet self-effacing as Fénéon — quiet dandy and secret anarchist, champion of Seurat and first publisher of Lautréamont, translator of Poe and Jane Austen — could have transformed newspaper hackwork into a modernist mosaic that captures the particular details of a place and an age with such exquisite timing and humor. Novels in Three Lines not only anticipates literary “ready-mades” like Walter Benjamin’s Arcades Project and Andy Warhol’s a: a novel; it is a unique artifact from the golden age of the newspaper and a window into France in 1906 on the cusp of modernity.’ — from The Anarchist Encyclopedia

 

 

from the writings of Felix Feneon
translated by Edward Morris & Lucy Sante

 

Scratching it with a hair-triggered revolver, Mr. Ed… B… removed the end of his nose, in the Vivienne police station.

 

Falling from a scaffolding at the same time as Mr. Dury, stone-mason, of Marseille, a stone crushed his skull.

 

Louis Lamarre had neither work nor lodging; but he did have a few coppers. he bought a quart of kerosene from a grocer in Saint Denis, and drank it.

 

A madwoman of Puechabon (Herault), Mrs. Bautiol, nee Herail, used a club to awaken her parents-in-law.

 

At finding her son Hyacinth, 69, hanged, Mrs. Ranvier, of Bussy-Saint-Georges, was so depressed she couldn’t cut the rope.

 

In Essoyes (Aube), Bernard, 25, bludeoned Mr. Dufert, who is 89, and stabbed his wife. He was jealous.

 

In Brest, thanks to a smoker’s carelessness, Miss Ledru, all done up in tulle, was badly burned on thighs and breasts.

 

In Djiajelli, a thirteen-year-old virgin, propositioned by a lewd rake of ten, did him in with three knife-blows.

 

Scissors in hand, Marie le Goeffic was playing on a swing. So that, falling, she punctured her abdomen. In Bretonneau.

 

Not finding his daughter of 19 austere enough, the Saint-Etienne jeweler Jallat killed her. He still, it is true, has eleven other children.

 

“What! all those children perched on my wall?” With eight shots, Mr. Olive, a Toulon property-owner made them scramble down, covered with blood.

 

Marie Jandeau, a handsome girl well known to many gentlemen of Toulon, suffocated in her room last night, on purpose.

 

A Nancy dishwasher, Vital Frerotte, recently returned from Lourdes forever cured of tuberculosis, died, on Sunday, by mistake.

 

Miss Verbeau did manage to hit Marie Champion, in the breast, but she burned her own eye, for a bowl of vitriol is not an accurate weapon.

 

M. Jonnart denied to the commission that the new tax plan was a scheme to make the budget’s ends meet.

 

A criminal virago, Mlle Tulle, was sentenced by the Rouen court to 10 years’ hard labor, while her lover got five.

 

Because of his poster opposing the strikebreakers, the students of Brest lycee hissed their teacher, M. Litalien, an aide to the mayor.

 

Nurse Elise Bachmann, whose day off was yesterday, put on a public display of insanity.

 

A complaint was sworn by the Persian physician Djai Khan against a compatriot who had stolen from him a tiara.

 

A dozen hawkers who had been announcing news of a nonexistent anarchist bombing at the Madeleine have been arrested.

 

A certain madwoman arrested downtown falsely claimed to be nurse Elise Bachmann. The latter is perfectly sane.

 

On Place du Pantheon, a heated group of voters attempted to roast an effigy of M. Auffray, the losing candidate. They were dispersed.

 

Arrested in Saint-Germain for petty theft, Joël Guilbert drank sublimate. He was detoxified, but died yesterday of delirium tremens.

 

The photographer Joachim Berthoud could not get over the death of his wife. He killed himself in Fontanay-sous-Bois.

 

Reverend Andrieux, of Roannes, near Aurillac, whom a pitiless husband perforated Wednesday with two rifle shots, died last night.

 

In political disagreements, M. Begouen, journalist, and M. Bepmale, MP, had called one another “thief” and “liar.” They have reconciled.

 

In a café on Rue Fontaine, Vautour, Lenoir, and Atanis exchanged a few bullets regarding their wives, who were not present.

 

Women suckling their infants argued the workers’ cause to the director of the streetcar lines in Toulon. He was unmoved.

 

The Yodtzes, of Bezons, were somewhat burned in a fire from which they were rescued by two cuirassiers.

 

Ten years’ hard labor were given Tournour by the court in Nancy. The adolescent killed a traveler who employed him as guide.

 

No more briar pipes. Their makers, in Saint-Claude, have stopped work until they are paid better.

 

“If my candidate loses, I will kill myself,” M. Bellavoine, of Fresquienne, Seine-Inferieure, had declared. He killed himself.

 

A thunderstorm interrupted the celebration in Orléans in honor of Joan of Arc and the 477th anniversary of the defeat of the English.

 

In the course of a heated political discussion in Propriano, Corsica, two men were killed and two wounded.

 

In Bone, the courts and the bar have reestablished contact with the prison, now that the typhus outbreak there has been curbed.

 

Clash in the street between the municipal powers of Vendres, Herault, and the party of the opposition. Two constables were injured.

 

Despondent owing to the bankruptcy of one of his debtors, M. Arturo Ferretti, merchant of Bizerte, killed himself with a hunting rifle.

 

While thundering for the Republic, a 300-year-old cannon exploded in Chatou, but no one was hurt.

 

The charge of embezzlement against the management of the Toulon artillery amounts to nothing, according to the manager’s inquiry.

 

Scheid, of Dunkirk, fired three times at his wife. Since he missed every shot, he decided to aim at his mother-in-law, and connected.

 

Mme Vivant, of Argenteuil, failed to reckon with the ardor of Maheu, the laundry’s owner. He fished the desperate laundress from the Seine.

 

Finding her son, Hyacinthe, 69, hanged, Mme Ranvier, of Bussy-Saint-Georges, was so depressed she could not cut him down.

 

The fever, of military origin, that is raging in Rouillac, Charente, is getting worse and spreading. Preventative measures have been taken.

 

In the second arrondissement, 27 violations have been charged in three days against cabdrivers who demanded excessive tips up front.

 

Yesterday, in the streets of Paris, cars killed Mme Resche and M. P. Chaverrais and gravely wounded Mlle Fernande Tissedre.

 

At Toulouse, the finale of the bailliffs’ convention. Their duties, said a speaker, are “delicate, dangerous, and insufficiently compensated.”

 

Due to their ardor during audits and polls, some congregants and a voter have been sentenced, in Cholet and Saint-Girons.

 

The May Day celebration in Lorient was noisy, but not a hint of violence gave the slightest cause for police intervention.

 

During a scuffle in Grenoble, three demonstrators were arrested by the brigade, who were hissed by the crowd.

 

After finding a suspect device on his doorstep, Friquet, a printer in Aubusson, filed a complaint against persons unknown.

 

Sand and only that was the content of two suspect packages that yesterday morning alarmed Saint-Germain-en-Laye.

 

The recalled mayor of Montigny, his wife, and a member of the municipal council have been sentenced to prison for strike-related offenses.

 

D., of the 8th Colonial Regiment, Toulon, who incited inmates to riot in the correctional barracks, has been given 60 days in jail.

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Felix Feneon, art critic

‘As soon as Félix Fénéon appeared at the eighth and final Impressionist exhibition in 1886, at which Seurat’s La Grande Jatte was shown, he immediately estimated the historical importance of the new art technique. The future generations will remember 1886, because the age of Manet and Impressionism had come to its logical end and the age of Neo-Impressionism began, stated Félix Fénéon.

‘Neo-Impressionism was the term, introduced by him to denote the new movement, it showed on one hand its connection with Impressionism, which experimented with light and color, and on the other hand denoted the new style with its ‘conscious and scientific’ approach towards the problems of color and light. The ‘bull confusion’, so Fénéon called the reaction of the public to the unusual technique of Seurat, Signac and other Pointillists.

‘Actually he was the only critic who “proved capable of articulating an appreciation of Seurat’s picture, and the new method of painting it exemplified, in words notable for their objective tone.” (Hajo Düchting. Seurat. The Master of Pointillism.) Félix Fénéon defined to the public the idea that stood behind the new techniques,

“If one looks at any uniformly shaded area in Seurat’s Grande Jatte, one can find on every centimeter of it a swirling swarm of small dots which contains all the elements which comprise the color desired. Take that patch of lawn in the shade; most of the dots reflect the local colors of the grass, others, orange-colored and much scarcer, express the barely perceptible influence of the sun; occasional purple dots establish the complementary color of green; a cyanine blue, necessitated by an adjacent patch of lawn in full sunlight, becomes increasingly dense closer to the borderline, but beyond this line gradually loses in intensity… Juxtaposed on the canvas but yet distinct, the colors reunite on the retina: hence we have before us not a mixture of pigment colors but a mixture of variously colored rays of light.”

‘Fénéon’s love for art was absolute, and even formed his political tastes. The failure by the “bourgeois” society to understand the real artists, its admiration with commonplace hacks, ‘sugary masters of schools and academies’, and its accusation of new and fresh trends — all this was enough for Fénéon to justify the destruction of that society. Fénéon approved of Anarchistic propaganda, even its extreme forms, which called for action using bombs.’ — Jeanne Picq

 

 

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The Book

 

Novels in Three Lines
Felix Feneon
Translated and with an introduction by Lucy Sante
New York Review of Books (August 2007)

Novels in Three Lines collects more than a thousand items that appeared anonymously in the French newspaper Le Matin in 1906 — true stories of murder, mayhem, and everyday life presented with a ruthless economy that provokes laughter even as it shocks. This extraordinary trove, undiscovered until the 1940s and here translated for the first time into English, is the work of the mysterious Félix Fénéon. Dandy, anarchist, and critic of genius, the discoverer of Georges Seurat and the first French publisher of James Joyce, Fénéon carefully maintained his own anonymity, toiling for years as an obscure clerk in the French War Department. Novels in Three Lines is his secret chef-d’oeuvre, a work of strange and singular art that brings back the long-ago year of 1906 with the haunting immediacy of a photograph while looking forward to such disparate works as Walter Benjamin’s Arcades Project and the Death and Disaster series of Andy Warhol.

Fénéon’s three-line news items, considered as a single work, represent a crucial if hitherto overlooked milestone in the history of modernism…. They are the poems and novels he never otherwise wrote, or at least did not publish or preserve. They demonstrate in miniature his epigrammatic flair, his exquisite timing, his pinpoint precision of language, his exceedingly dry humor, his calculated effrontery, his tenderness and cruelty, his contained outrage. His politics, his aesthetics, his curiosity and sympathy are all on view, albeit applied with tweezers and delineated with a single-hair brush. And they depict the France of 1906 in its full breadth, on a canvas of reduced scale but proportionate vastness. They might be considered Fénéon’s Human Comedy.’

— From the Introduction by Lucy Sante

 

 

 

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Sur les traces de l’insaisissable Félix Fénéon
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Félix Fénéon @ Twitter
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Félix Fénéon: The Anarchist and the Avant-Garde


Art Critic Felix Feneon honoured at the Orangerie

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Oh, I guess it depends on what you mean by ‘type’. I find him fascinating, but I’m not, like, sexually attracted to him or anything? Condolences about the Scottish match. What do I know about futbol, but isn’t Brazil one of the monster teams? But monsters fall, god knows. ** Carsten, Hi, No, I don’t think what’s extraordinary about RP is more discernible to gay people than straight people. A lot of the people I know who are big RP fans are also big fans of Kurt Cobain, so maybe there’s a crossover there? I never got the appeal of Mickey Rourke, except maybe in ‘Rumble Fish’. I hope Germany got beat. Maybe it’s a French thing, but everyone here seems to especially want Germany to crash out. You can swim in designated places in the Seine. And, because of the heatwave’s severity, they have unprecedentedly opened a section of the Canal St. Martin for swimming. I think that’s where everyone’s flocking. ** Joshua, Hi, Joshua. Good to see you. I assume you’ve watched ‘My Own Private River’. If not, it’s imbedded in the post and very highly recommended. Often amazing outtake footage from ‘Idaho’. I’m friends with Ann Magnuson who co-starred in ‘Jimmy Reardon’ with RP and made out with him in one scene. One time I asked her what that was like, and she looked at me with horror that I would ask her such a thing and said, ‘He was a child!’. And I was, like, ‘Dude, you’re the one who made out with him’. Here, me, at the moment … I’m just trying to live through a brutal heatwave that Paris is dealing with right now. Otherwise, writing, film stuff, the usual. I love when people write about my work through an analytical/social commentary lens. They’re the ones who get all the complications I put in there. I’m glad you’re able to at least chip away at your music. Stay cool. ** Bill, Oh, right, the new Araki opened Frameline this year, I think? Cool that it hit your mark. Thanks, the heat is insane, worst in recorded history and all of that. ** Laura, Hi. Oh, cool, I’m happy that Lou Christie’s weirdo finessed stuff made it through. In every photo I’ve seen of igloos, the inhabitants are still wrapped in multi-layered clothes inside, so it can’t be that warm? But I don’t know, obvs. Prompt? It’s too hot here to think in such a way. Uh, Félix Fénéon is your prompt. ** Steve, I was tentatively assigned to interview RP about his band for Spin Magazine not long before he died. I’ll see if I can find those two films. Very interesting! ** Adem Berbic, Alight! It sounds like a total success in the way that  a thing like that could be a success. Congrats!! ‘Book people’ sometimes need a while to catch up on something brand new, especially when its beginning involves a cool event. That’s they call them book people. Give them time. Many have tried to explode the screaming conflict between the literary and the social. It’s a slow build, I think. My friends and I did that with Beyond Baroque back in the early 80s, but it happened in increments and took a while. Word of mouth is a gradual accruer. Hang in there. Nothing like having one’s first book published to cement the writer identity in one’s head. That’s where life really begins even? ** jay, Hi. I’m slow cooking but still alive relatively speaking. Having had a number of people who were very important to me die young, and experiencing their plans and hopes and everything truncated like that, the effect is pretty intense. Love back to you. Just put the love in the refrigerator for a while before you experience it. ** laura w, Hi. Oh, let me think about that question re: movie adaptation > book when my brain isn’t being microwaved. I’m sure there are lots of examples. With mediocre novels dominating the list. Like I was saying up above, watch ‘My Own Private River’ if you haven’t. It was in the post, and it’s on youtube. If you find an evil book, clue me in. My weekend was spent hiding in my shitty air-conditioning. Not much to report about. xo. ** Uday, Enjoy the mountains. You have most of a whole week to do so. That sounds so yummy, even the snake bite. Well, maybe not the snake bite. ** HaRpEr //, I did survive the weekend so to speak. But starting today is when it gets really scary. All bets are off. I love baroque psychedelic pop, as I’m sure you know. The Left Banke! Even ‘Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake’. Everyone, HaRpEr // passes along a link to a video of River Phoenix interviewing hustlers as research for his ‘Idaho’ role, if you’re interested. Here. Whoa, amazing, the final tweaking and polishing! ** Alice, Hi. It’s so boring to keep saying but the insane heatwave is causing everything not to be very good at the moment. But I’m still upright. Beautiful ‘SbM’ story, thank you! You’re in Brussels. I assume you’re too north to get caught in our hell. Mm, I think my favorite Shyamalan is ‘Unbreakable’, except for the very ending which I remember thinking didn’t work, but I need to look again. Whatever you do today, it will seem utterly glorious to me. ** Right. Do you guys know the work of the French proto-minimalist writer, anarchist, and art critic Félix Fénéon? If not, the blog has you covered today. See you tomorrow.

13 Comments

  1. Adem Berbic

    Thank you! Mucho thank you. Yeah, I’m still pickling in the warmness of ‘we put something really cool together’ (as well as the warmness of the warmth which seems to be dribbling over from Paris — hang in there), and that sort of feeling doesn’t normally stick around for me. I was talking with T yesterday about, okay, here are some parameters we’ve marked out that seem to encourage a vibe and a way of looking at the work which suits us, so let’s sit with that for a minute. Slow, you’re right, slow. How did you manage it with B.B.? Not that I plan to crib your notes. Promise. T has some plans of his own to pick at over the next few months, so watch that space for sure.

    Not to drag things back to my personal Jesus yet again, but that little Beckett piece, ‘Three Dialogues’, has infected me with this continuity-cutoff stuff for years. He lets himself fantasise about the idea of some total artistic clean break, but at the same time he plays up how impossible that is, and then he pulls the break out that impossibility, rabbit-from-hat style, in a way that (for me) induces permanent bedazzlement. Good job, Sammy.

    I inhaled politekid: The Movie: The Book yesterday. I’d like to be able to write something which has its quality of feeling held together by the necessity of each image and their relationships. Like, something so structurally purposeful is what I guess I’m saying. I think the structure I install is a little less like origami and a little more like a homeless guy throwing up into a dumpster, but then, you know, so was daddy Faulkner’s, and he made that work on its own terms.

    For obscure reasons people with Fénéon’s facial hair terrify me but I’m glad to have partaken in those lines. More structural purpose, on a different scale. As far as I can tell every fucking French guy in the late 1800s was an art critic, and the annoying thing is most of them seemed to be really good at it.

  2. Sam F

    Whoa! What an anarchist. Whose bomb is Joyce. I’ve seen that book in so many places and never knew the context. Thanks for this, Dennis. And Lucy Sante is one of my favorites, I met her last year and she was sweet and of course I had to bring up her review of “Here” from a million years ago in NYT (always go for the obscure, I say).

    Hope you are staying out of the heat. I’m actually in France this week but pretty far from Paris (in the south). One day let’s grab a coffee! Or something very cold. Over and out, heading underwater.

  3. Carsten

    Those Fénéon miniatures above were a lot of fun. Cool discovery, as always at DC’s. I’m a big fan of the single line as an independent poetic unit. When done well, it’s incredible how much rhythm & heft it can hold, & how that tightness maximizes impact. It’s a very common practice in a lot of ethnopoetry—one I’ve studied quite a bit. The poems of my own that were done in that style are some of my favorite things I’ve written. So what Fénéon was doing strikes me as yet another example of correspondence: those fascinating occasions where impulses in the traditional/sacred & modern/avant-garde overlap.

    Re. world cup: Sadly, Germany won. It stayed 1:1 almost up till the end when they scored again. Bummer, because Côte d’Ivoire played really well. As for the French hoping for a German defeat: I’ve always liked the French, & they keep giving me reasons to do so, haha.

    Re. River Phoenix: got ya. Makes sense, because I never got the appeal of Kurt Cobain either. But these affinities are always fundamentally vibe-based & subjective I think. I get why people find Mickey Rourke annoying, but I always dug his vibe, at least in the 80s. Plus the fact that he knew how to burn bridges with style: talked shit about major industry players out in the open & then dropped out & became a boxer. To me that’s endearing. His post-plastic-surgery return to acting not so much.

    • Carsten

      One more thing re. Fénéon:
      I’m kinda jealous of the mic-drop badass blurb the police gave him. “Madam, I’m sorry to say this, but you’ve married a killer.’” Sorry but that’s just pure gold

  4. _Black_Acrylic

    Feneon was very far ahead of the game, both for his writing and also his personal style. Has the look of a Tech House bro but his work is way more interesting.

    Re Leeds Print Studio, I foolishly decided to wait outside my flat for the taxi and the company were unable to confirm my booking by phone because of this. The ride was cancelled. So I’ve now rescheduled my visit for Friday instead, and in future I know to always wait indoors for any cars to confirm. Bah!

  5. Bill

    What a character, that Feneon. I thought I found out about Novels in Three Lines through the blog, some different context?

    Have you seen:
    https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2026/jun/15/dark-mofo-film-that-only-one-person-can-see-at-a-time-loris-greaud-sculpt-eye-of-the-duck-willem-dafoe

    Obviously I’m very curious. Passion According to GHB is at Frameline, but it’s at an awkward time for me, not sure I’ll go.

    Bill

  6. ⋆˚꩜。darbbzz⋆˚꩜。

    Oh wow, this guy sounds very interesting!
    The other day I got my korg drum machinie in the mail. I really am excited for this addition to my music equipment as its very tedious to use online samples, and im resistant to all the technical requirments that come with that. Oh, its better this way.
    OH, when I was in Busch, I at least to got to ride the rides I really really wanted to! I really enjoyed the Germany part of the park ofc, I got to ride inside a turkish teacup which was so fun. it was one of those rides you sit in and turn the wheel as it spins. What is your favorite non-rollercoaster ride?
    OH! Also rode the “DarKoaster which titles itself as the “first inside rollercoaster” all though I dont know if that was true.considering I feel like ive def been on one before.
    THe theme was this very cool gothic castle and you ride in serpentine withing its pitch dark mineshaft like interior. Although ever so often flashes of lightning struck, which illuminated spooky stiff animatronics with green and purple light. I had a lot of fun just admiring the architecture while in line. Same with the pompeii ride which was a splash ride where you rode a raft of this necropolis looking building while dramatic music played, and then inside, there were flames and falling bemasn and you could feel the fires heat! All before crashing down that very high water slide.
    Yesterday somebody left 2 bins by the dumpster and like I really scored. There was some really great black noir pens that I like for writing and drawing, a fly swatter, three cat sized lawn deers, and a digital camera which was arguably the best find between that and a magic 8ball which made me feel like the underworld song.
    I was at a music show with some good punk bands and I took my Ds and captured a very nostalgic couple low bit pictures on the thing, haha very fun! I saw a post about it and I really wanted to do it.
    I also brought my drum machine and its very fun bring personal stuff/ distractions to the show because sometimes I like to be there and chat but also possibly because of my hyperactivity/ restlessness its fun to focus on something. I even cooked up a beat and someone two stepped to it. Fun being myself, yippee.

    Imagine if they made serial killer themed theme park/rides?!
    Like, imagine an H.H Holmes murder mansion themed ride…Or Pogo the Clown’s madhouse…
    Unabomber bumper cars
    That would probably actually be very insensitive….But you could dream…

  7. HaRpEr //

    Hello! I’m trying to think about where I first heard of Feneon and I think it just may be Lucy Sante. Oh wait, no! His ‘line novels’ came up in a lecture I had on minimalist writing.
    Yeah, right now I’m in the process of doing a final read through for punctuation and errors. I can go a bit overboard with commas sometimes. I finished a read through this afternoon but now I’m doing it again for the final time to really make sure. Crazy that it’s finally done, but I’m very happy with it. I guess I’m going to have to work on my pitch. It’s always difficult to decide what angle to push. I’ve already come up with a list of potential publishers.

    The Left Banke are a favourite of mine. Songs like ‘She May Call You Up Tonight’ are so perfectly arranged and sweet that my heart really melts. That’s the platonic ideal of pop music. I’ve never listened to that Small Faces album but I’ll give it a try. I associate that album cover with seeing it in the musty parts of record stores and always wondered what it sounded like.

    I finally watched ‘Hors Satan’ this evening and it was really something. The tone throughout is so constant. I’m always impressed by something that seems so simple but obviously isn’t. To create something with that kind of empty space, the space isn’t actually empty, you have to use ‘something’ to somehow make that effect. I think I’ll try out ‘L’Humanite’ next. The only other Dumont I’ve seen is ‘France’ which I thought was meh.

    • Laura

      omg Harper The Left Banke! hadn’t heard anyone else mention them for ages but they deserve all the love. She May… is the sweetest ^_^

  8. laura w

    the evil book search is still underway, but i did order, uh, castle faggot (there’s no ebook! slightly devastating). i read nebraska instead this weekend because it was on the list you posted last weekend and enjoyed it a lot. not evil, more just sad and heavy. i like when books have that specific contrast between the novel’s tone and the darkness of its contents, but not in a twee way.

    i will check out my own private river! adding to my letterboxd to hold myself accountable. when i go on letterboxd. i’m actually not much of a kurt cobain fan, funny enough, beyond coveting that green mohair cardigan he wore during the unplugged set. when it comes to 90s alt/indie/whatever, lo-fi over grunge any day.

    those three line stories were great for my brain today. they have the same cadence as an edward gorey alphabet book. i should really get that book.

    hope you made it through your monday!

    • Laura

      hi twinsie, don’t be slightly devastated about virtual Castle Faggot, you really want to be holding that ~real~ photo album in your hands, believe x

  9. Laura

    hi Dennis!

    fuck i should have known about this guy! intrahistorical coloured plates, love him already— now let’s see how i might spin this lol

    igloos are warm on the inside, promise 😀 like snow is mostly trapped air, right, which is a p slay insulator bc no heat transference ^_^

    while we’re on it, wish i remembered the name but i think it was some art film, anyway, i sneaked about to watch it once as a little kid and there was this gang of Inuit people having a cathartic orgy in someone’s igloo, they were all v good at sweating nakedly w just a modest fire burning in the middle of the room & i’m sure it was meant to be a realistic depiction lol. obvi the more mfs you can pack together in one such interior, the literally hotter it will run, lust aside.

    now Dennis your girl was maaaajorly going through it last night so bimbo mode is still on but i’m told tomorrow might be the end of all of the up-and-downness of late, so there’s that inshallah. but mate i deadass ~sobbed~ there in the thick like… did you know when restless legs get super bad they go full body and the experience is medically described as ~unbearable~? seems so random but it’s true, like unwillingly torpedoing on speed— you (me) can’t sit, can’t walk, can’t lie down, can’t think, apocalypse of the flesh, KMN, the lot.

    my uh kingdom, which is def mine, believe, (shh) for never ever the motherfuck again =(

    anyway i still need a hug, heatwave or no, just sayin

    (i did ask my husband in the exuberance of tentative morning relief if i could suck on his tits & freak it but he was still living in my suffering so bro was like fijhfdjlkgggg, thought i’d memorialise it)

    how are you dealing? hope you’re not stewing too much =( you’ve got my fav actor in town today btw, as per extremely dedicated online ppl — if you randomly run into him at any point i urge you to see the fun and potential before the Lobster guy does 😀

    anyway, soft zephyrs, no, hardcore boreas, love you!

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