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Astro Float Materials presents … How to Build a Parade Float *

* (restored)


 

How to Build a Parade Float

It is wise to begin planning several months before the day of the parade. Look for creative and imaginative people to form a small committee of four to six members. Appoint a chairperson who is a good leader or organizer. When you begin building you will need to know tradespeople with backgrounds in carpentry, painting, and decorating.

Next, have a meeting to discuss ideas: What do you want your float to be about? Is there a prevailing theme? A Jubilee or Anniversary? A homecoming? What about a Mascot? Remember, when designing the float, not to overcrowd it. Select a feature item and two or three complementary items. Your message should be conveyed simply yet powerfully. The sales pitch must be subtle, with the float leaving both an enchanting memory and a positive message with the crowd.

Select one main color and one or two contrasting colors for the float. Use white trim to seperate dark colors. Animals and other props should not be threatening. Keep it simple. Select a place for the organization’s name and place it high and unobstructed on the float in large letters. You want your float to be colorful, eye-catching, and get the attention of the captive audience -including the thousands along the parade route as well as the millions reached by the media. Music from the float will draw attention before it appears and after it has moved on.

The most frequently asked question is HOW MUCH? The cost may vary from a few hundred to several thousand dollars. On commercially built floats, the labor is the most expensive item. For the do-it-yourselfer, the decorations may be the most expensive. Decorations for a float kit start at $700.00 or $800.00. Add a backdrop and the price goes to $1,400.00 or $1,500.00. You will also have to borrow, buy, or rent a flatbed trailer and buy lumber and plywood for it. Fund raising is great way to cover the costs. This is best done months in advance through raffles, silent auctions, donations, social evenings, commercial sponsors, etc.

 


 

Materials

1. Trailer and Tow Vehicle – The tow vehicle should not detract from the float. It should be as small as possible and decorated. A borrowed trailer will dictate the size and shape of your float, however they are usually available for short periods only. If you buy your own trailer, you can use the float year after year, just sprucing it up or changing the design every few years. There are also collapsible traveling float kits that store easily and can parade from town to town.

2. A Place to Work – A hangar, barn, or warehouse is ideal. Also arrange to have a place to store the float after the parade. If it is sheltered from the elements, this will minimize future reconstruction costs.

3. Plywood and Lumber – Rough ply sheeting or used plywood and lumber can suffice.

4. Tools – Skill-saw, jig-saws, hammers and nails, scissors, staple gun, and staples (1/2″ for coroplast signs, 3/8″ for twist, 1/4″ for floral sheeting), felt markers, pencils and measuring tapes.

5. Decorations – Floral sheeting, vinyl twist, fringe, astroturf, etc.

6. Detailed Plan of Action – Allow yourself anywhere from one to eight weeks before the parade to assemble your float. A float that is very elaborate will obviously require more time to assemble.

 


 

Do It!

Step 1.

A parade float begins with a basic 4-wheel chassis flatbed trailer. Trailers of this type are normally seven to eight feet wide and fourteen to twenty four feet in length. A hay wagon works fine. A smaller type of trailer such as a snowmobile or utility trailer, four feet wide by eight feet long is suitable for smaller organizations. If the surface of the flatbed is not level or has holes in it, you may wish to cover the top with sheets of plywood to provide a sturdy and smooth construction surface.

 

Step 2.

The width of the apron which goes around the trailer platform, is determined by measuring the distance from the trailer bed to the ground. You will deduct fifteen inches for the fringe drop and the remaining measurement is the width of the apron framework. The apron can be made of plywood also and nailed to the trailer bed or hinges applied for a fold-up version. Sometimes the apron is extended for elaborate rounded shapes that make the float wider.

 

Step 3.

Once the apron is completed, the next step is to construct the components above the platform known as the superstructures. The decks, background supports, seating platforms and major props are put into place and secured to the flatbed. Remember keep the superstructures simple and well-placed. Floral sheeting, signs, and trim will add more detail.

 

Step 4.

 

The final step is decorating and the range of materials can be as endless as your imagination. Vinyl floral sheeting is often used to cover the float. It is sold by the square yard and comes in standard or matallic colours. Next, vinyl twist is added along the edges, around a sign or where two colors meet. ALWAYS DECORATE FROM THE TOP DOWN. Last of all, the fringe and twist is stapled to the bottom of the apron to conceal the wheels and to give a floating appearance.

 


 

Don’t Do It?

Floatasia Parade Float Co.
‘Creating breathtaking parade floats that dazzle the eye and ignite the imagination. From concept, including custom rendering, to completion, let Floatasia design your float.’

 

Parades, Etc. of Texas, LLC
‘Consider us the best in Texas parade float design! Parades Etc. of Texas, LLC analyzes current trade show marketing trends and assists in developing strategies aimed at expanding your company’s market share. From the selection of trade shows available to promoting within those markets, we will tailor a program to fit your products or services.’

 

Associated Attractions Enterprise
‘Associated Attractions is a full service parade float company and will provide both stock and custom design parade floats for all of the Chicago and suburban area, including northwest Indiana. We also supply both stock and custom parade floats in many cities throughout the midwest.’

 

Fiesta Parade Floats
‘The lead designer, Raul Rodriguez, is widely recognized as one of the most skilled and awarded designers in the float building industry. With decades of floral design and floral technology experience behind Jim Hynd and the engineering and construction experience of Tim Estes, the company is able to translate Raul Rodriguez’s beautiful designs into masterful floral presentations.’

 

Lawless Industries
‘At Lawless Industries we specialize in parade float chassis design & manufacture and high efficiency electric vehicle drive systems. … and your guests will too. When it comes to entertainment, nothing appeals to a wider range of people than a spectacular parade. Lawless Industries has been designing and building specialized parade float chassis for over 20 years.’

 

Blue Box Displays
‘Blue Box Displays’ business’ origin stems from a philosophy of bringing wonders of the mind to our clients. We are known for our extravagant displays, excellent service and broadness of design/display capabilities. Underpinning our focus on realism, caricature and surrealism is a desire to bring a rich clarity of expression in our art to a wide audience.’

 

ABC Parade Floats
‘Greetings! ABC Parade Floats has more than 30 years of experience in the parade and event industry. Our parade float company proudly serves the Midwest and most other areas of the U.S. Our parade floats, mobile displays, and props are built by professional float builders with more than 50 years’ combined experience.’

 

Manmade Parade Floats
‘Manmade President, and multi-award winning parade float designer, Steven Mansueto, was reared on the parade shop floor. His father, one of North America’s first and foremost designers, passed the torch early on, seeing the extraordinary understanding for conceptual design, combined with materials use, which is mandatory in creating a traveling masterpiece that may have separate and independently moving elements that can also withstand human interaction and yet have the delicacy of movement.’

 

Suggested Parade

 

Amy O’Neill’s Parade Float Graveyard

‘Amy O’Neill’s ongoing project Parade Float Graveyard (2004-) recreates floats and fragments of floats from past parades. The fragments include symbols such as flowers, animals, patriotic shields, scout insignias, and industrial gears. O’Neill’s work in this series is inspired by the annual Pasadena Tournament of Roses parade, the popular New Year’s Day procession begun in 1890. The artist possesses an extensive archive of Rose Parade paraphernalia, including slides, records, and posters, which she uses as found material throughout the series.’ — imamuseum.org

 

Graveyard

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Nasir, Thanks! Oh, wow, school from Saturday to Wednesday. Weird how mind-boggling that seems to us who grew up with Sundays as off limits for anything secular, or seems to me, I mean. Yeah, you can email it to me. My email is: denniscooper72@outlook.com. Thanks! How do you feel about Thursday? I guess I have no preconceptions about this day of the week. So it’s free to be anything. For you too? ** Tea, Hi, Tea! Oh, great, thank you for the news. That’s something to save a bit of money for. Exciting. I hope you’re doing generally great. ** Dee Kilroy, Hi, DK. So sorry your BF is going through that. Hopefully swiftly. Halfway point is major. Speaking as someone whose own process is seriously no ideal either. Let’s just say I relate to a lot of how you describe how you relate to your process. Pretty … yeah. Quitting smoking is so hard. I should say for me. I have friends who quit, and they’re, like, whatever, no big. 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Enjoyment is all that matters. Very fine day/night to you! ** Darby Da Vinci 👨‍🎨, Now that’s an appropriate moniker! No, it’s not just you, I love freezing cold too. I went to Antarctica a few years ago. You’d love the weather there, ha ha. Don’t get, like, heat stroke. I got heat stroke when we were filming our movie in the desert, and it was weird in a bad way. I used to run very briefly in, like, the early 80s, but that’s all. When I was in high school I was, of course, horrible at all sports except running track. The coach always had this very shocked look on his face when loser/wimp me won races. I was ok at volleyball too. Again, credit to my height only. Uh, I’m very routine in my sleeping. I go to bed at about 10:30 pm and wake up at 6, 6:30 am. Unless I’m out seeing music or something. I’m not sure how I do it or what to recommend. Melatonin works really well for me. I take it every night. When your sculpture becomes non-covert, yes, I’d like to see it. 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14 Comments

  1. Nasir

    You’re right to assume my lack of knowledge in parade floats. I know a little bit more and don’t know what to do with the information… It’ll come to me in the future, I’m sure!

    Thursday reminds me of the color orange. It’s a nice color but definitely not my favorite. So have a lovely orange Thursday!

    A surprise awaits your email inbox, kept safe, virtually. It’s not a bomb, don’t worry. Although, it would be cool if you could do that somehow. Hope you don’t mind a PDF format. Personally, I am a bit of a PDF-phile. Oh, fuck, no!
    Take as much time as you like and have a great day and hopefully an eventual great read!

  2. Dominik

    Hi!!

    That sounds like a fair compromise – the flat’s closeness to the fun areas. I had to run a few errands today and was once again taken aback by how efficiently everything works here.

    Same. About my phone. Sometimes I listen to music on it when I’m traveling. But that’s about it. It must feel so bored all the time, haha. Has your new one arrived? If so, what do you think so far?

    Awh, thank you, love! I feel honored! And really, I’ve never once thought about what goes into building a float before today. (Some of the photos above are excellent!) Love allowing me to look like a normal person in at least one passport photo every 10 years, Od.

  3. Mark

    I realized a life-long dream of working on a Rose Parade float last year. It was a part on my TV childhood since my parents grew up in and around Pasadena. Even though we moved all over the country when I was a kid, the parade was THE New Years Day ritual. My aunt Pauline was in the Rose Court back in the 50s. It was fun, turns out I have lots of float decoration skills.

    Last night José and I went to Jack’s reading a Poetic Research Bureau. Super rad! We both got copies (signed) of The Complete Fear of Kathy Acker. Jack is such a nice guy, and the reading with video projections was very cool. I look forward to reading the book. We also went to the opening of this show https://artillerymag.com/events/decoding-americanas-queer-sensibilities/ We have several friends in the exhibition. Tonight we are going to see Ask Any Buddy https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11953608/ by Elizabeth Purchell. José is the co-curator of an upcoming event at the ToF House, Films for Fags, August 5-6 https://www.tomoffinland.org/events/films4fags-2023/ It’s a busy sexy summer!

  4. Thomas Moronic

    I love the Parade Float Graveyard.

    Dennis – so I’m at the airport my side now. Getting into a Paris tonight. I’m seeing Michael for breakfast and then he mentioned maybe hanging later on in the afternoon with your good self perhaps if you’re around. Either way – looking forward to seeing you super soon!

    Love
    Thomas xoxo

    • Tea

      Well, I was supposed to be on a plane to Las Vegas for my birthday this weekend but I had to drop out due to illness. The silver lining of being too sick to move is I’m watching a lot of movies. I watched Over the Edge yesterday and I’m probably going to watch River’s Edge tomorrow. Debating on getting further into Gaspar Noe because all I’ve seen is Irreversible. Maybe you’ve got a recommendation for him?

      • Tea

        Oops, I mean to reply to the post, not this comment!

  5. Steve Erickson

    A therapist who works for the company that employed my previous one has reached out to me, but I really distrust the institution. In the long run, I want to get back into therapy, but everything is corporate and impersonal. Militarie Gun singer Ian Sheldon recently spoke in an interview about the importance of therapy for him but said he had to drop out due to his touring schedule and couldn’t find a new therapist who does sessions in person. The field has been taken over by large companies, where you’re assigned Zoom sessions with a person who could live on the other coast. But considering that 10% of American men and 20% of American women take antidepressants, there’s no way we could have enough therapists to deal with the mental health crisis.

    DJ K’s recent album PANICO NO SUBMUNDO is excellent: a nightmarish, extremely harsh take on Brazilian baile funk. His sonics are designed to enhance the high from huffing perfume.

    • Steve Erickson

      PS: Is the Korine film with Travis Scott different from the one that opened in the US today, featuring shorts by Korine, Gaspar Noe, Nicolas Winding Refn?

  6. Nick Toti

    Hi Dennis! I hope your movie is coming along as well as could be hoped for. Things have been suuuper busy lately (in a mostly good way). I sent you an email about a couple new projects I recently finished.

    This parade day fits in with my long-gestating Sigmund Snopek III documentary (which should be finished next year…only seven years after starting it). Snopek participates in a lot of parades, and I think we show three of them in the movie. Oddly, there aren’t very many floats present, but there’s more Midwestern Americana than any human should ever experience.

  7. Darby Dionisius 🍷

    AHHHHHHHHH!
    Great! Now that I have your attention, guess what?! Nevermind! you’ll never guess!
    11pm. Guess what that means? I went to bed at 11pm LAST NIGHT. WOOOOOOO
    👯‍♀️👯‍♀️💃💃🎉🎊🎂🎈👯‍♂️🥳 << The people I invited to my "getting my shit together" party!
    (p.s for someone who stays up till 4 this a great accomplishment)
    Ya see I used to have a pristine sleep schedule too! The problem is that now I have to many hobbies and things to do that it cuts into my sleep time so what I told myself last night was "you have tomorrow to do these things so get the fuck the sleep and take your goddamn meds on time" hahaha
    Hey you ever notice the difference between capitalization? when I go hahaha its like a friendly laugh but then HAHAHAHA its like almost maniacal. Weird.
    Oh God a heatstroke, that must have been a horrible experience! Are those violent to have? Wow sorry about that. I think I had something close to that before. Once when I was 16 I went for a run and I had a horrible habit of not bringing water and running without the needed breaks. I had been running for like 2 hours or so and when I stopped I remember just uncontrollably hyperventilating and almost throwing up. Don't recommend that.
    You know what type of workouts are the best? ABS!! Nothing better than doing a bunch of sit ups and planks so much so that your chest hurts when u laugh. Good feeling of a good workout.
    Exercise rant aside. Dude I literally wanted to live in Alaska!! Ofc i'd live in Antarctica!! Why were you there if u don't mind me asking? Did you see any Penguins or Seal 🦦🐧
    (I know that's an an otter)
    Also I love how casually you just said "Yeah these bats have just causally annexed our apartment, everyday they come out and do some literal ritual territory marking. Its weird. They might one day revolt and form a bat army and exile us but yeah, you know, it happens."

  8. Charalampos

    Hi! I put on my fave GbV album Propeller just now to listen to all of it and feel like I am ready to ”Hit the streets – soon”

    I do lately some experiments related to being in many different places at the same time or divided into rooms and roads I have been in the past for inspiration /coolstory
    Helps me move forward and write it all out
    The heat is out of this world here

    I truly can’t wait to read The fear of Kathy Acker. Until then…
    I wished and Fassbinder Thousands of mirrors are my bestest friends near my bed
    Love from Creta <3

    • Charalampos

      I listen to the song Circus world now

  9. Kyler

    Good morning Dennis – glad to get the tracking info that the package was delivered to you. I hope getting the signature didn’t cause any problem. We have someone here who can always sign for packages, but not sure about your situation. The book has just sold out on Amazon! But I seem to remember this happened with my other books right away too. My guess is that my publisher just sends a few over at first – and hopefully replaces them later when it sells a few copies. But for all I know, maybe it had a huge selling right away!

    Not sure if you saw my book launch video – but if you’d like to see it, here it is, just 2 minutes:

    https://vimeo.com/848178467?share=copy&fbclid=IwAR1bjowR1ofD_HZ-lnadFay0BX5ZU5X6taSOxczV9uBqSqODaWW6Qba5HBI

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