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80 Fun House Facades

 

‘A fun house is an amusement facility found on amusement park and funfair midways in which patrons encounter and actively interact with various devices designed to surprise, challenge, and amuse the visitor. Unlike thrill rides, funhouses are participatory attractions, where visitors enter and move around under their own power. Incorporating aspects of a playful obstacle course, funhouses seek to distort conventional perceptions and startle people with unstable and unpredictable physical circumstances within an atmosphere of wacky whimsicality.

‘Appearing originally in the early 1900s at Coney Island, the funhouse is so called because in its initial form it was just that: a house or larger building containing a number of amusement devices. At first these were mainly mechanical devices. Some could be described as enlarged, motorized versions of what might be found on a children’s playground.

‘Some fun houses would bring new arrivals through a short series of dark corridors or a mirror maze or a door maze (many identical doors forming squares, only one of which would open outward in each square), often leading onto a small stage where they had to negotiate a series of rocking floors, airjets and other obstacles while people already inside the funhouse could watch and laugh at them. A few places even provided bench seats for the watchers. Once patrons were inside they could stay as long as they wanted, moving from one attraction to another, repeating each one as many times as they chose.

‘Through the first half of the 20th century most amusement parks had this type of fun house, but its free-form design was its undoing. It was labor-intensive, needing an attendant at almost every device, and when people spent two hours in the fun house they weren’t out on the midway buying tickets to other rides and attractions. Traditional fun houses gave way to walk-throughs, where patrons followed a set path all the way through and emerged back on the midway a few minutes later. These preserved some of the traditional fun house features, including various kinds of moving floors, sometimes a revolving barrel and a small slide. They added such things as crooked rooms, where a combination of tilt and optical illusion made it hard to know which way was up, and dark corridors with various popup and jumpout surprises, optical illusions and sound effects.

‘Many traditional fun houses were removed after parks created walk-throughs. Some became dilapidated and were torn down. A few burned down; they were nearly all wood-frame buildings with extensive electrical wiring. Those that remained were all at traditional local amusement parks and died when those parks closed due to competition from new theme parks. No theme park ever created a traditional free-form stay-all-day fun house, but theme parks sometimes developed the walk-through attraction to new, high-tech heights. A few traditional fun houses are still operating in Europe and Australia.’ — collaged

 



Lost City

 


Hell Hole

 


Temple of Mirth

 


Alpen Hotel

 


Fun House

 


Dream of Venus

 


Urgewalt der Giganten

 


Hilarious

 


Helter Skelter

 


Fun House

 


Scaredy Catcher

 


Unknown

 


The Haunted Castle

 


Crazy Theater

 


Whoops

 


Fun House

 


Trauma Towers

 


The Crazy Mirrors

 


Unknown

 


Satan’s Den

 


Juke Box Music Fun House

 


Sydney’s Famous Mirror Maze

 


House of Terror

 


Fun House

 


Magic Circus

 


Alpine Fun House

 


Ferndale House of Mirrors

 


The Laughing Dark Castle

 


Planet Rock ‘n’ Roll

 


Cake Walk

 


Who Me?

 


Canuck Fun House

 


Noah’s Ark & Slide

 


Das Omen

 


Mystery Shack

 


Krazy Cottage

 


Playland

 


New York New York

 


Fun House

 


Mystery Machine

 


Fun House

 


Ecki

 


Fire Department Crazy Garage

 


Nanny Pearl’s Crooked Cottage

 


Laffland

 


Dr. Lehmann Horror Lazarett

 


Outhouse Inn

 


Magical Mirrors

 


The Wizard Awaits You

 


Phantasmagoria

 


Scared Factory

 


Funny Mirrors

 


Haunted Castle

 


Hof Freu Haus

 


Surf Shack

 


Planet Playstation

 


Laugh Land

 


The Barl of Fun

 


Funtime

 


Zavatta

 


Nightmare Mansion

 


Bob Tracey’s Magic Walkthrough

 



Fuzzy’s Lach Saloon

 


Jantsen Fun House

 


Chinatown Oriental Mirror Maze

 


Mr. Bean 4

 


Super Top Dance

 


3D Fun House

 


Slice of Life

 


Unknown

 


Giant Rat

 


Big Bamboo

 


Baron Funfrite’s Castle

 


Hell Hole

 


Unknown

 


Jigg’s Bungalow

 


Butlin’s Crazy House

 


Devils Inn

 


Happy Family

 


Death Valley Funny House

 


Wacky Shack

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Charalampos, Hi. Yes, well, similarly for me in Amsterdam, except I wrote a whole novel and started a second one in those confines. I don’t know if Kearny had that obsession. It doesn’t ring a bell. Each of the Cycle novels had a related scrapbook. For ‘Period’, that little house (which was hollow inside) was the scrapbook, or I mean I put all of the materials inside it loose instead of pasting them in a particular order in a book. It thought that suited the novel’s structure better. The house was gift from a sculptor/friend of mine, Torbjorn Vejvi, whose work I was studying as part of ‘Period’s’ structural research. Love from chilly, clear Paris. ** Harper, Hey, Harper. That seems like a good reason not to quit, speaking as a job-phobic and boring structure-imposed-phobic person myself. Really, if there are two encouragers, that’s pretty good. I don’t know, you sound at least a bit like me in terms of how you’re dealing with and benefiting from the school context, so I’m vibing that you’ll come away enhanced. I guess I did the scrapbooks partly because I always wanted the novels to have a unique, non-conventional form, and working that out using visual things and collaging text/images/etc. helped me free myself from the expectations that ‘the novel’ normally imposes or something? They helped a lot in a number of ways. Doing them just seemed natural at the time. Thanks for asking. What’s on your agenda this week? ** Joe, Aw, thanks a lot, Joe! You must do some kind of related extra-curricular work/art things when you devise your works, no? ** L, Hi! All of the things in that show excluding the complementary works the artist made are, yes, in my archive at Fales Library/NYU. I think you can go look at them if you tell them you’re doing research. If you want to and have any problems, let me know, and I can drop them an email telling them that I give my permission for you to look at them. Thank you! ** James Bennett, Hi, James. Thanks, man. Yeah, they’re at NYU/Fales. Right, yes, I do a lot of parenthesising when I write. They mark troubled lines or phrases as to-be-improved. I work very meticulously with the sentences’/ paragraphs’ rhythms, and a lot of the time the parentheses point out areas where the rhythm of the wordage isn’t right and where I need to go back to them and revise them specifically to correct their rhythm, if that makes sense. I find it very helpful to do that, i.e. set off imperfect details, so I do recommend it if you think it could work for you. I also use brackets ([ ]) when I think something should probably be cut but I’m not sure yet. There is that time to cease inputting fiction and outpour your own, for sure. I know that well. Great luck. I do like Amen Dunes, and thanks a lot for alerting me to his gig. I’ll try to go. Big up. ** Derek McCormack, Hi!!! Ha ha, it’s at Fales Library. You’d need to do a lot interior work because it’s just empty like a mailbox. We’re reading together in the Fall, no? Is that happening? I hope so because I’m already super excited and nervous. Love, me. ** _Black_Acrylic, Your brother is a total hero. And one fit fella to boot. ** Lauren Cook, Hi, Lauren. It’s very nice to meet you. Oh, sure, I’d love to read your book. You can write to me at denniscooper72@outlook.com. You can send me a pdf there, or I can give you my mailing address, whichever’s easiest. Thanks! ** Justin, Thank you a lot, J. My weekend was alright. I finished, I think, that short fiction collection I’ve been working on, so that kind of made the days. How was yours? ** Steve, Hi. No, I only did the scrapbooks for the Cycle novels. I stopped making them after that. The East Village cop was very much not gay. He had six kids, as I recall. Gay friendly, obvs. Possible to hear the new song? Assuming you’re up with your parents, I hope everything is going okay. ** Uday, I think they probably wouldn’t have you let in the door when you were 7, but it is Amsterdam, so who knows really. You had a pear! Out of season! How did you manage that trick? The chocolate was okay, looked better than it tasted. I think I’m eating Ethiopian food tonight for the time in ages, and I’m psyched! ** Sarah, Hi, Sarah! It’s so nice to see you! How have you been? Oh, I think there are some zines from my collection at a zine survey show at the Brooklyn Museum, but I don’t know what because they took them straight from my archive. How are you? What’s going on with you? ** adrian, Ciao, or, I guess, bonjour. Congrats on starting the thesis! Sure, I’d be very happy to meet up. When are you coming again? I should be in Paris for the next while. Let me know, and let’s figure it out. The weather here is warmish, which is better than warm to me. A lot of rain, though. My most violent novel? Hm, I guess probably ‘Frisk’. There’s some intense stuff in ‘The Sluts’ too. And in ‘The Marbled Swarm’ if you negotiate the obfuscating style. But maybe ‘Frisk’? I know The Knife better than I know Fever Ray. I should dive more into her own stuff. Okay, I will. Hugs from here. ** SP, Hi! I’ll find that remix, thanks. I do like Horrorcore stuff, yes. I’ve been meaning to dive in more thoroughly. Three Six Mafia, for sure, yes, like that a lot. No, I don’t like Kanye West. Usual reasons. Awesome, thank you, and excellence on the Monday front. ** Brightpath, Hi there. Thank you for coming in here and for the kind words. Oh, wow, thank you for attempting that research. That’s so cool. Yeah, I guess Marvin hasn’t published that presentation. I’m surprised there isn’t a book of his lecture/written work. The other scrapbooks are much less elaborate and user-friendly than the initial one that became ‘Gone’. They’re pretty scrappy, and I think they’re hard to negotiate unless you really know the respective novels and want to dig around inside them, and there aren’t so many people like that. So, I doubt they’ll get published. Maybe excerpts or something at some point? Thank you. How are you? What’s going on with you du jour? ** seb 🦠, Thanks for being inclusive with here in your emergence. There are less interesting things than stale pizza. Things have been okay with me. We’re right at the very end of finishing the film, so good stuff on that front. Hopefully within the next couple or so of weeks. Mm, I think the film is pretty connected with what I’m interested in re: my books. There’s no sexual violence, but, despite my rep in general quarters, that’s not the only thing I write about by any means. I guess I would say I’m accustomed to and sort of at peace with the misconception of my work as a shock fest or whatever. I dislike that a lot, but it has become very obvious that a majority of people are blinded by the difficult area of my work and can’t see deeper than their offendedness and that there is nothing that I or my work can do about that. Sounds like you know of what I speak. You’re still on the stilt bed, nice! Welcome back to the ‘real’ world. ** Bill, Hi. Uh, no plans to resurrect that show that I know of. It toured to Basel, but that was it, I think. Lucky you to have been able to see that Luther Price screening. I’ve been feeling real envy way over here. What are you allergic to that gets triggered in those contexts? You don’t have to say, obviously. ** Okay. Today the blog invites you to mind meld with yours truly i.e. someone who gets very giddy looking at the facades of carnival fun houses. Any chance you can do that? See you tomorrow, in any case.

12 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    “Fun” isn’t the first word that comes to mind looking at some of these facades, although I’d try most of them.

    That’s for sure the better version – mostly eating healthy stuff and getting tempted by junk food every once in a while. Or by coke, you know. I’ve never tried it; for some reason, only “downers” and certain hallucinogens seem attractive to me. What does coke do for you? Or what did/would it – considering that it only exists in the realm of fantasies now.

    It was nice to have Anita’s parents here. I had a surprisingly deep conversation with her mom one evening, which I didn’t see coming at all. I really appreciated those moments of connection beyond the usual lighthearted chitchat.

    Black Metal-sounding cops. Okay. I guess it’d be either funny or pretty fucking scary depending on the situation, haha.

    Love going back to 2012 and moving into Kunstverein Amsterdam between March 23 and June 23, Od.

  2. _Black_Acrylic

    Back in the 80s there was the a UK kids TV show called Fun House. I remember the presenter Pat Sharp having the most outrageous mullet. Maybe that style would be firmly on trend in contemporary Paris?

  3. Harper

    Hi Dennis. Term ends this week so I don’t have to be back until September which is one of the benefits of the course but it feels kind of strange. I’ve had this weird illness, like a throat infection or something for almost two weeks now which means I can’t smoke so I’m loaded on nicotine pouches which are pretty disgusting but do the job.
    Another thing, I told you I ‘wanted to be a writer’ the other day and randomly came across something Nabokov wrote in ‘Sebastian Knight’: “What on earth could make me, a budding author (as you say – but this is a misapplied term, for your authentic budding author remains budding all his life; others, like me, spring into blossom in one bound)”. Thought that was funny.
    Anyway, my main agenda is to get through the revisions of the thing I’m writing. It’s actually one of the hardest parts. First drafts are like throwing shit at the wall and the rest I get paranoid about where a comma goes and realise that it becomes closer and closer to a version I want to show people and get obsessed with making the words do what I want them to.

  4. Allegra

    Hi Dennis! The Amsterdam portions of Frisk were incredible, so that period was definitely fruitful in my eyes, too. I went to an art opening over the weekend where my friend’s sculpture got knocked over by a blind man. That was sort of “extraordinary,” in a way. The sculpture ended up being ok. I just read this old piece from the Village Voice about the former Mr. USA Steve Michalik. It’s got some incredibly vivid stuff about 70’s bodybuilding culture. There’s one part I especially love about a guy who got so juiced up that he ran into the street to stop a car with his bare hands. I think you might enjoy it so I’ll link it below. Man, these funhouses are incredible. My favorites were Giant Rat, Slice of Life and Mr. Bean 4. Curious about what happened to 1-3. xx Allegra

    Michalik article:
    http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2013/10/01/the-power-and-the-gory/

  5. Otto

    Hey, fun houses! I remember going inside a fun house as a kid with one of my little cousins. There was this huge ball pit that he got lost in and it caused my family a lot of stress trying to find him, haha. But he was so small he doesn’t even remember it happening!

    In other news I recently bought a promo CD of Moonflower Plastic by Tobin Sprout from a secondhand seller. I’m really excited for it to arrive :^) What’s your favorite song off the album, if you’ve listened to it?

    • Otto

      Also, I forgot to add this earlier, but what’s happened to http://www.dennis-cooper.net? Was it too costly to keep the site domain, down for maintenance, etc, or is it gone for good?

  6. Justin

    This is such a fun/creepy post. I haven’t been to an amusement park in ages. I really need to fix that. Congrats on finishing your short fiction collection! Needless to say, I can’t wait to indulge. 👦

  7. Steve

    The new song hasn’t been released yet, but I’m working on a new album, WHEN CONSUMERISM WAS FUN.

    I’m at my parents’ house, and things have been going OK, but it’s difficult to witness their continuing mental and physical decline. We met with the banker who administers their will, which was very helpful, although we have not decided anything yet. We’re meeting with a lawyer Wednesday, and I will have to come back here this summer for further meetings regarding their estate and future health care needs. I can’t really get out for much beyond them (and there’s nothing to do here anyway), but my parents and I will be having lunch at a nearby Chinese restaurant tomorrow. My portable Wi-Fi hotspot is working great – this is actually the first term I’ve had Internet access on my own laptop at their house, so I got some work done.

    Tomorrow, I need to watch the New Directors/New Films entry GOOD ONE, about a queer teenage girl hiking with her dad and his friend, and finish my ND/NF piece for Gay City News.

    How was the Ethiopian food? I used to eat regularly at an Ethiopian restaurant in the East Village, but in 2017 I got horrible food poisoning there and never went back. I really like it, so I should search for other Ethiopian restaurants in the neighborhood.

  8. Derek McCormack

    Dear Dennis, this is a hell of a day. Love it. Thanks for it. Yes, it looks like I get to read with you for the first time in forever! I don’t know if there’s a date but whenever it is I’ll be there–wouldn’t miss it for anything. Love, Derek

  9. Brightpath

    Hi Dennis—thanks for the reply! It’s good to post on here again, it’s been a while for me (I used to commute on the train, and could read your blog all the time—but trying to read a blog doesn’t really mix well with driving…)

    That totally makes sense—the pictures make the other books still look very fascinating, though! It would be great if some sort of anthology of them made it out to publication one day. I guess I’ll have to email Marvin and see if he’s willing to share notes at some point.

    Things have been ok with me—I just got over a rather difficult stage in my program, but I think brighter futures are ahead. As a matter of fact, two of the professors that just agreed to work with me are out somewhere near you in France/Paris right now, doing whatever research/presentations they have during their sabbaticals. Have you been well?

    Thankfully I have spring break right now, so I am trying to use the time wisely by getting some reading in (a lot of Bataille recently), and by watching some movies as well. I was thinking about spending this week watching some Wim Wenders (I just saw “Anselm” and really liked it), but I’m not committed to anything yet. I like working through lots of films by one director at a time—I spent a while recently going through Bergman, Bresson, Korine, Pasolini, etc. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

  10. Darby😴🛌

    Hi!!
    Guess what?I finally can hear my cassettes again!
    I was given this Emerson cassette/CD/radio stereo deck from this truly nice person here who knew I was looking for an old boombox. Its not a boombox, not too pretty, and its not portable but wow I’m happy that it plays my cassettes gracefully.

    I finished a book of poems by Gunter Grass. U know them? I like him. Very German and very Angst.
    Are you a breakfast person? I used to skip breakfast but now I seem to eat yogurt or toast since it fuels me.
    What’s something that you rarely get cuz u know it wont last?
    Like Nutella. So good, but maybe too good for being really unhealthy. I could eat a whole jar, shamefully, if I didn’t stop myself.
    I have a fond memory of trampolines, not bouncy house, and i’d explain if I wasn’t so tired and thinking of nutella.🥜

  11. Uday

    Frozen fruit is the norm Stateside I suppose. Even in season it feels less fruit than frozen. Just spent the last 3/4ths of an hour going through this. Sometimes I want to subvert the horror. Read a story about a fun house where a kid enjoys themselves and nothing particularly horrible happens. I need more recommendations a la Denton Welch if you have them. Ethiopian food! I should get some Ethiopian food later too. Big exciting things happened today so I’m looking forward to tomorrow being a day of rest and a chance to finally finish Camus’ Notebooks.

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