The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“You should be open minded and not chubby; it’s not our thing sorry! Don’t really care if it’s a thyroid problem; stop eating thyroids?”

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1likemen, 18
Stykkishólmur

Hi, I’m new to this, I don’t know how to behave hahaha.
I want to meet as many people as possible, so write me.
I’m athletic (no, I’m just kidding I’m skinny as fuck).
More and more and more I’m just more than happy ahaha.

Guestbook of 1likemen

Mynameisjulio1965 – Dec 10, 2020
What grunt1080 wrote – I was so disappointed I broke a lamp on my way out the door!

grunt1080 – Dec 7, 2020
He’s adorable and sweet with a charming, goofy sense of humour and he’s an A+ when naked with a dreamboat ass but he absolutely won’t do anal no matter how much you offer him and as much as I enjoyed kissing him and giving him a tongue bath my ultimate feeling was extreme resentment.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, Icelandic
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Prefer not to say
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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monkeysee, 19
La Jolla

Young want to be rimmed.

Choose your meal:

[}Lick 👅
[]Suck 👄
[]Finger Fuck 🖕
[]Fart 👃

Hang out in Lazerblast Arcade on mission blvd, if you recognise me say hey.

Stay-at-home ○●○○○ Party Animal
Pedantic ●○○○○ Creative Chaos
Shy ●○○○○ Forward
Well Planned ●○○○○ Spontaneous

Guestbook of monkeysee

ColdBeer – Dec 4, 2020
I’m the Str8 Dude that used to bully you back in school. Damn you look good. Used to flaunt my big dick and shit. Now… want to sniff your butt and pay you up like a fag. Being adult.. fuckin weird.

monkeysee (Owner) – Dec 1, 2020
Acapella and I are getting married I think 🙂 In the meanwhile notice I changed my stats and prices.

Acapella – Nov 29, 2020
This pretty boy probably thought he was making easy money with his yummy little tush until I hired him. No decorative licks for me, I went straight in tongue first (I have a really long tongue, as thick as most guys’ dicks). He started gasping so I handed him poppers. As he hit them I felt his hole open up wide so I could get my tongue well past the outer ring and far into his storage tank and truly tongue fuck him and grind his hole and lap up all the defensive juices leaking from his gyrating passage. As my taste buds itched his prostrate like a mosquito bite he moaned and wailed and banged his head against the headboard of his bed like a schizo trying to shut up the screaming voices in his mind. I felt his tight pussy strangle my tongue with each shot of cum erupting from his cock. I wasn’t done though. With a final thrust I pushed into his pulsing colon to taste the bitter truth. As a long, tooting fart whooshed free and blasted through my parted lips he watched me open mouthed in disbelief, knowing at last what his ass was made for, as sweat poured down his face and laminated him.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Position No answer
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 450 $

 

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iam_short_yours, 18
Caracas

I don’t need the money that much I just want to know what sex feels like. But mostly I just want someone to cuddle me and pet my hair and tell me I’m worthy and wanted. Probably won’t get to experience ethier cuz I’m forever alone and plus I plan on killing myself in a couple years if shit still is down hill soooo take me out, either on a date or with a gun, I don’t care.

Guestbook of iam_short_yours

iam_short_yours (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
Yeh it does i just need reminds to keep myself grounded. Thanks man or woman or whatever you identify as.

misoroico – Dec 2, 2020
Kid, for me, everyone is important, except racists and flatherters, especially for people that show how they feel like you, plus you’re cuter than shit IMHO, I just want to say that you’re important, don’t let you down, hope this can some how help

iam_short_yours (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
Yeh man it’s hard living. I have no motivation or will to do anything but really Jack off. I don’t want to give my age away and be banned but I have 2 years till I can buy a gun 4 years 5 years I believe till I can buy alcohol. I don’t care about anything anymore I just want to shut off the world and disappear into a cocoon. I want to give up but instead I’ve been dragging along sometimes I wonder if I will make it to the end of the year. Really I never understood why my death would be a big loss or deal theres 7 billion people 1 billion of them could replace me and probably be a better human than me.

misoroico – Dec 2, 2020
I feel you

iam_short_yours (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
I used my worst picture so I’ve set the expectations low.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 50 Br
Overnight 100 Br

 

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Wannabegay, 19
Amsterdam

I just trying.
I had first time 6 years ago with family member. One and only.
I play the saxophone.
I don’t play the magic flute of everyone who writes to me.
I am very lonely.

Guestbook of Wannabegay

Wannabegay (Owner) – Dec 3, 2020
I have Corona. I’ll be fine, thanks for asking. Take care. Pandemic most hits you old sacks :-))) So to you Grandpapas and Papas, stay at home.

Wannabegay (Owner) – Nov 25, 2020
To anyone visiting my profile, can you share your opinion on this? As a bottom, do I need to worry about the size of my dick (which is below than average)? Don’t mince your words.

Wannabegay (Owner) – Nov 24, 2020
If you’ve read this far, I am located in Roosendaal, not Amsterdam. I’m sorry for the minor dishonesty, but I set my location to expose myself to the broadest audience.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Dutch, German, English
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 300 €

 

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18_abfickhure_18, 18
Herdecke

Hey guys, I’m Tomek
A skater boy from Herdecke who recently found his love for getting fucked bareback,
since then I offer myself to every guy outside my friends circle as a breeding whore, the best thing is groups 🙂
I love wearing thong panties as they help me get in the right state of mind, and
please no bottoms, I’m not interested, let us not quarrel among ourselves.

Guestbook of 18_abfickhure_18

NotSoSkinny – Dec 9, 2020
I’m a sugar daddy in New Jersey USA I’m interested in getting you paid weekly payment start from $1500 lmk if you’re interested ❤❤❤❤

Ready2pay – Dec 8, 2020
Want to live in Kyiv? Want pocket money and someone to spoil you?
Are you looking for an old guy between 50 and 70 with a hot cock? I can find you one. Please call from now on, but send me an SMS first, please mob. +39106 501 0 944 Viber

EasyGoingGuy – Dec 8, 2020
I can offer you longterm employment in Amsterdam. I will build up a list of at least 10 (preferably more) “regulars” you will be required to serve sexually each Saturday and Sunday, going to their homes and pleasing them, on an ongoing basis. This is in addition to pleasing me. Ideally, you would also be required to service at least 5 (reparably more) others nightly on weekday evenings.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Position Bottom only
Safer Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Harrison&Ford, 19
Koblenz

We have been a couple for 1 year and pretty happy with our lives.
People are pretty crazy about our bodies and are happy to meet up and have a constantly washing network if you want to be part of it. We’re pretty narcissistic but not addicts of ourselves either haha😊 You should be open minded and not chubby; it’s not our thing sorry! Don’t really care if it’s a thyroid problem; stop eating thyroids?

Guestbook of Harrison&Ford

RICHARD&STEVE – Nov 29, 2020
Ten out of ten for the boy with the longer hair. No marks for the shorter haired boy as he had some kind of mental breakdown, I don’t know about what because he wasn’t making any sense. So my partner and I had to wait a while until he took a sedative and went in the other room to lie down. Then spent all night in an intense 3some with the longer haired. We did everything. Yes, ALL of it! Screwed him from mid-evening until sunrise, pretty much continuously. He has a fabulous indefatigable anus that sputters and whistles like a drunken songbird.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks German, Portuguese, English
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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I_hate_u, 19
Al Khubar

Looking for guys who have a bottle of poppers they will be willing to part with (of course I’ll suck you off for it)

Guestbook of I_hate_u

suckmeoffnow – Dec 13, 2020
He sucked me bone dry.

TXNnAKB- Dec 1, 2020
He got me hard very quickly and he is also cute according to the information and my hardness had a good stability and my load was one of the big ones so I am completely satisfied because the price-performance ratio was right.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Prefer not to say
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 50 SAR
Overnight On request

 

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Barebackcuddling, 19
London

Hi everyone, I am a young man of Jewish origin (but not circumcised). I love theater, Opera, ballet, Jim Jarmusch movies, and Tilda Swinton’s acting. I also write music and do hope to try to find a producer or record company here who would be interested in my songs and artist persona. And of course I love sex. For the most of times, I am a bottom. I have topped, but not wildly successfully. I like hard sex, but only when a man has handfuls of my hair and is trying to eat my neck. But all of those are dreams. The main thing is humanity. In every situation, even while in bed with an escort, a man should not forget that every person has a soul.

Guestbook of Barebackcuddling

insatiable69er – Dec 7, 2020
He is more deeper than the ocean.

Willyasshole – Dec 5, 2020
He is pure sex on legs, a veritable cheetah you will wanna meeta. His kisses are cannibalistic, a full pronged attack of tongue, teeth, lips, gushing saliva, delightful. His ass is to die for, his ass is to die for and in case you didn’t get that HIS ASS IS TO DIE FOR. He was tight to start with but quickly gaped to accommodate my ten inch plus truncheon. I gave him a fuck that would have knocked most bottoms unconscious while he mouthed “I love you” and gazed into my eyes like a star-stuck preteen. The restaurant recommendations were a bonus.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, French, Hebrew, German
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position More bottom
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 550 £

 

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Seatboy, 20
Brighton

Straight lad here hoping to make some bank with my unusual fetish

Normally do it with women but this is what I can only describe as a terrible year

I’m probably asexual so please don’t expect anything sexual or kissing

Guestbook of Seatboy

Seatboy (Owner) – Nov 17, 2020
Strictly no married please. I’m not a homewrecker. If seperated, its okay.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position Top only
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 75 £
Overnight 250 £

 

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sandpaperhands, 19
Paris

I am looking for a wealthy life partner. I want someone who is romantic and possessive. I find being stalked romantic. I want someone who is obsesssed with me. I want us to spent every moment together. I want you to spend every moment with me. Our bodies will age and faces will wrinkle, but our love will make us attracted to each other for our whole lives.

Guestbook of sandpaperhands

sandpaperhands (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
If someone can suggest an alternate way to prove absolutely that you are obsessed with me, I’m willing to listen.

ur_my_snack – Dec 2, 2020
To those who haven’t contacted him but intend to, he doesn’t just like being stalked, he wants you to stalk him for at least a week and send him photographic and other proof daily, all on your own dime I might add, before he’ll even look twice at you.

sandpaperhands (Owner) – Nov 30, 2020
Attention 99% of you – put your unkempt, smelly and rueful cocks in someone else!

Noel71 – Nov 30, 2020
You are a great looking bloke.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks French, English, Polish, Sign language
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Timeswasting, 18
Bloxwich

Unfortunately I’m unvisitable because I’m still living with my family and afraid of their reaction to letting strangers in

I’m bottom boy, virgin yet but believe me I have a great butt. I’m in search of money of course but also tops who are really very very wild, who make me wail even in my dreams.

I’m personally too shy and need time to think and type back when I get a message. I don’t know how it feels then and I’m scared of either being bullied or being told “on second thought no” or being yelled at for being first to say “sexy body” or “I find you very attractive” to a man😰

Also, I’m afraid of pictures or videos being made out of me during sex so please do not misunderstand – ok?😅

Guestbook of Timeswasting

Timeswasting (Owner) – Dec 9, 2020
Hi Kevin!

Kevin7453952 – Dec 9, 2020
Hi Oliver it’s Kevin Molton remember me? You haven’t been a virgin since I fucked you in 7th grade and I don’t think you were a virgin then liar.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Kissing Consent
FF Passsive
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 £
Overnight On request

 

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edgeerenting, 18
Biloxi

my offer is i want you to edge me so long that i go insane. under consideration by a sugar daddy. no longer available.

Guestbook of edgeerenting

Robertsucks – Dec 11, 2020
His crotch is a masterpiece.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position No answer
Safer Sex No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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AnalEmoDirtySlut20, 20
Chisinau

Slender boyish anal emo brunette dirty slut , with gorgeous child- like ass, preteen body shape, like depressing fun clothes and makeup, have piercing and tattoos, enjoy getting my slutty ass penetrated veery rough by huge cocks, especially interracial

Love veery hard rough brutal anal gangbangs, can take a couple of cocks in my ass and mouth at one time, enjoy getting my ass torn apart by muscular studs , being anal slave for big cock masters, when they undress me to my pale sad body like a whore and fuck my dirty horny holes madly

Guestbook of AnalEmoDirtySlut20

somerandomtop – Nov 26, 2020
I live in Cheshire, and even to fuck a so-so looking Emo like this one I would pay through the nose, eyes, ears, arms and legs!

MB_72 – Nov 26, 2020
@54devil if you see this and are still in Chisinau, if you can bring AnalEmoDirtySlut20 back to London we can set him up in my spare room. I personally know about a dozen guys locally who would pay through the nose to do an Emo and there’s gotta be hundreds of guys on the continent who would travel here.

berntraumboy – Nov 25, 2020
hi i’m bern the owner of traumboy boy brothel in koln and i exploit scort boys without papers if you want to earn a pittance helping men have a good time do not hesitate to call me.

54devil – Nov 24, 2020
It’s sad that you have to fly all the way from London to a shithole town in Moldova to find a fuckable old school Emo these days but he’s the real dead, no Cosplay crap, I mean 00’s classic style, self-harm scars fresh and healed, eye contact allergic, gloomy as a winter’s day, can be burnt with cigs, spat on, slapped, hit until he cries, have objects inserted into him and down his urethra, and placed in cold water.

marryvel – Nov 21, 2020
i from asian and im look for emo boy how sex him and fucking him to ben and cr and im looking for emo boy who love me and carying him to finish him studying and i will fromise this boy i love him lioe girl thank

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, Russian, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Position More bottom
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 40 €
Overnight 120 €

 

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let-it-snow, 20
Saint-Etienne

Bisex boy with dick XL and girlfriend. BREAKER of ass profesional. Safe sex sometimes. BB sometimes. I DONT USE TO BE AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. THANKS

Guestbook of let-it-snow

SagarAsslicker – Dec 6, 2020
Arranging a date with him is as easy as ordering a pizza, so…

1.- HOW IS HE?
Nice enough, hot, very short, not very educated, bla, bla, bla… He says he is an artist (!?!?) so you aren’t paying a hustler but you are investing in art?! The important thing is that he has a 18cm cock in the middle of his little legs and he fucks .

2.- WHAT DOES HE DO?
He does TOP ! Tell him what else you want and he will say yes or no (but he will probably say yeaaah…)

3.- WILL HE LOVE YOU?
Of course he will love you!

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Spanish, Arabic, English
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Top only
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight On request

 

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fuck4ume, 18
Savannah

Hi. Leonardo here, for you LeonardoDaVinshi which will paint you all over. All you gotta do is just ask.

Guestbook of fuck4ume

Chocolatey – Dec 4, 2020
Hi please don’t abuse me thank you.

Anderson3 – Dec 1, 2020
About five months ago I was attacked in my home by this guy. He tied me up and robbed me. He made comments about my body and my looks like he was going to rape me but left without touching me. He didn’t do a very good job of tying me up, either, because I got loose pretty quickly.

WhitePieceOfDirt – Dec 1, 2020
FRAG MICH!

Dick XXL, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings A lot
Tattoos A few
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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BBMonster, 18
Belgrade

I’m friendly, and cute AF. You love me because I look like some queer friend of your teen daughter you’d fantasise slipping a date rape drug to and dragging by my feet into your bedroom, but you don’t need to! Hit me up 24/7. I’m so easy on the eyes, not on the wallet, but it’s minor compared to the sense of power you deserve to feel after each raw load you pound into me, or maybe even mine into you d€p€nding! I don’t peddle sex, I package confidence.

Guestbook of BBMonster

BBMonster – Dec 4, 2020
My sugardaddy just said if I don’t stop escorting I’m going to heaven, yall need anything?

BBMonster – Dec 2, 2020
@LaineMitchell That’ll be 5E please.

LaineMitchell – Dec 2, 2020
I want my cock buried so deep in your hole that not even king arthur himself risen from the dead could dislodge the cock from your orifice

BBMonster – Dec 1, 2020
Why did my sugardaddy just deposit 3500 in my account unprovoked… omg I wanna do something.

BBMonster – Nov 28, 2020
I just got slam fucked by some guy for hours and took 4 loads in my guts for 80E when I was depressed, no make that drunk.

BBMonster – Nov 27, 2020
My sugardaddy thinks Shakespeare wrote Hamilton.

BBMonster – Nov 26, 2020
i said TOMXLTOP you can’t fuck me bc I just ate and drank a lot of coffee and he said its ok bc I’m used to twinks painting me…

TOMXLTOP – Nov 26, 2020
Sorry i went Crazy on you… it will happen again

BBMonster – Nov 23, 2020
Before I forget… I have a sugar daddy but he’s just that. I’m not married yall.

nellywill0 – Nov 23, 2020
i am nelson and i am ready to find love with you there is nothing to be afriad off

Dick M, uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Italian, Spanish, Serbo-Croatian, Serbian
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Rarely
Rate per hour 50 дин
Overnight 200 дин

 

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Slippery, 23
Louvain-la-Neuve

Thank You for taking the time to view this prostitute’s profile. I will keep it short to not waste Your precious time. In few words :

• As I’ve recently decided I am a bit too cold and sarcastic and thought it would be a good idea to create some balance between mind and body, sex, more specifically prostituting for one 24 hour period of each week, has become an important part of my normal routine.

• I won’t call you Daddy, but I will treat your cock like it’s half the reason I exist.

• Just because I’m willing to be FF doesn’t mean you can treat my prolapse like your pet cat.

• Just because I only do bareback doesn’t mean I want to catch an STD.

• Just because I tell you I like you doesn’t mean I’ll ever think about you again for the rest of my life.

If this is something You are looking for, please message me. Any message received will be answered with two full body nudes (with face) front and back within minutes.

Guestbook of Slippery

Good-man888 – Dec 12, 2020
i would reconsider that policy. i’m one of your regulars or was until i got to know you.

Slippery (Owner) – Dec 12, 2020
Due to the fact that many of my dates thus far have proved deeply unsettling for me I now have a new policy that we spend a few hours getting to know one another before the act. Thanks for your understanding.

big_DOM – Dec 7, 2020
He’s ok with getting fisted in a sling! I took him to a fist orgy! Ass play is the greatest form of intimacy! His insides are slimy and hot! I loved letting guys take turns with his hole! Big toys are where its at! There’s lots of stuff I did inside his ass I just don’t know the names for it!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Position Bottom only
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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toohotforthisplanet, 18
Bogota

cute stooge
down 4 whtvr
total bottom not vers in any way

Guestbook of toohotforthisplanet

RASCAL – Nov 30, 2020
You told me that wanting you to be fucked by my dog was nasty but your cock was hard when it did you.

tallest_top – Nov 27, 2020
I enjoyed facefucking him while resting my hand on his throat then tightly gripping it. I enjoyed pounding a load inside him while he was asleep. I enjoyed eating his pits.

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
Mega hot ass and nicely fucked up cunt! My XXXL cock went in without any problems!

calcium – Nov 13, 2020
A pearl, an angel, a demon, a warm piece of meat, a real slut that must be smash fucked without moderation to appreciate its true value 💓💋😘🐕🐕🐕👿

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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FURST_LADY_USA, 19
Berlin

marriage to the one that asks me first hehe 😃 promise i’d be good!!

Guestbook of FURST_LADY_USA

FURST_LADY_USA (Owner) – Dec 6, 2020
you can be woman but if you are..
no fucking your vagina
no kiss on the mouth
no touch your breasts / bra

FURST_LADY_USA (Owner) – Dec 6, 2020
like ugly old men, always have. so if you are one of them i’m already in love with you.

FURST_LADY_USA (Owner) – Dec 6, 2020
we need sex until we ejaculate but we need cuddles 🤗 until we pass away.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks German, Czech, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position More bottom
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Ummm123, 19
Offenbach am Main

Hello. I am not a ‘professional’ escort and, hopefully, I will never become one.

I moved to Germany in January and after I worked in a restaurant for two months Corona came, the restaurant closed down and I became unemployed. I haven’t been able to find a job since then because I don’t speak the language (I don’t look it but I’m Syrian) and nobody is hiring these days anyway.

So, for lack of other options, I am offering my service as an escort even though I strongly believe that sex and money do not belong together. That’s why the money you give me will not be for sex but to help me go through this tough period. The sex part will be for your pleasure and mine. (I’m almost always horny).

I am not a top model but in Syria I was considered very cute and had a lot of older gay friends. I have a decent cock that can fuck the shit out of you and a small muscle ass that you can do the same, just don’t call me an escort; the only sex you’re going to get from me is that we are two nice people looking to have some fun together.

I’m creating this profile on 24 nov at 20.30. Who wants to be my first helpful friend? I’m waiting and it’s kind of an “emergency”.

Guestbook of Ummm123

Ummm123 (Owner) – Dec 12, 2020
I am now under the management of RAPEgame and available as a less expensive arrangement under the name RAPE Bitch.

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
MISERY MISERY MISERY on music by Gerard GRANJEAN with words by Marie GROSPIERRE, interpretation Perre Benichou, the rich will eat and the poor will be hungry …. MISEY MISERY …

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
6000 € per night!!!! good luck, luckily there are all kinds of young people you can rape for nothing and they’re not complicated and more beautiful.

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
who do you take yourself for? besides your not even cuter than me.

Anonymous – Dec 8, 2020
To flee. Small. Con. You. Have. Lu. His. Entrance. In. Matter .. Situ. Found. A guy. For. You. Spin. Of. Flooze. Here. T. Mal. Closed off

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Position Bottom only
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
SM Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Never
Speaks Syrian, English
Rate per hour 950 €
Overnight 6000 €

 

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jeunepourdeprave, 18
Bordeaux

I’ve finally decided to embrace the fact that my dog is a cheating slut I saw this app on tiktok then I try to use I make my dog available I am only looking for humiliating hard trip plans and no taboo the number is mine He is 18 years old and a depraved bitch.

Guestbook of jeunepourdeprave

Anonymous – Dec 10, 2020
It’s worth nothing, dude.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Position Bottom only
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Smoking No
S&M Yes
Fisting Passve
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Speaks French
Rate per hour 1 €
Overnight 5 €

 

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ChrisEscobar, 20
Shoreditch

I enjoy having a man under my bare feet working on them as I relax ect licking & sucking my feet, licking on certain areas of each foot, licking underneath my toes & in between them, licking on top of each foot and working on my insteps, you will be told on what I require you to do, maybe spending an hour or so on 1 foot at a time before doing the other, slow licking and taking time and no rushing.

I control your time, not you man. There will be a set minimum of 2 hours per meeting unless you owe me hours by not serving my feet correctly from past meetings by gaining fines.

I keep notes on my foot men of their faults with their work & their fines & the hours they owe me. I will discuss your work briefly after your session and to make you aware of any mistakes or fines you have gained during your service to my feet.

Your mobile phone must be switched off unless you have a genuine reason why you need to keep it on. I do not want distractions, you will be alone with me at all times serving my feet.

You work on my feet in any condition they are in man at the time.

Guestbook of ChrisEscobar

ChrisEscobar (Owner) – Dec 7, 2020
If I finger your cake, you have to let me eat and fuck it .

Mhdfaz_ – Dec 3, 2020
i found his overconfidence insufferable if, yes, i will admit, well placed.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Position Top only
Safer Sometimes
Rate per hour 80 £
Overnight 300 £

 

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heyillbeyourfriend, 18
Leeds

Cocky skinhead from a small town.
Hard as fuck, I work at a harbour.
I am young and haven’t been passed about.
Meaty arse you can fuck until your dizzy.
Small cock but it is hard as an iron bar.
I don’t do incalls as my place is squalid.

Guestbook of heyillbeyourfriend

B-I-g-C-O-C-K – Dec 13, 2020
– Big disappointment of this motherfucker who was acting as my boyfriend, this motherfucker was still on here renting it despite we were in a relationship, so he’s going to be fucked by AK47. So he’s a professional clown who says that a man can make him happy and give him carnal pleasure like sentimental 🤡 (shoot him).

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Rarely
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 450 £

 

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AGreatBody, 20
Milan

My name is AGreatBody, I am a beautiful, reserved young Italian high fashion model. I’m here in town for some shooting.
I am 1.85 x 65 tall, slim, athletic, well defined, very smooth,
very gifted ass, very equipped XXL, In bed I like to do everything, kisses, foreplay of all kinds, penetration, but very calmly.

Guestbook of AGreatBody

buddylove – Dec 5, 2020
If you can get him to admit he’s not a high fashion model he lowers his price.

AGreatBody (Owner) – Dec 1, 2020
My idea of love, it’s too real for this fake world.

RaiyanAbdullah – Dec 1, 2020
I loved your ass hole A LOT

Dick XXL, uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Italian, English
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight On request

 

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Yourturn, 21
Sao Paolo

I like to make horny sex ❄️❄️❄️❄️party ❌❌❌party ❄️❄️❄️ LIKE to party 👠👠👅👠👠 party ❄️❄️❄️❄️

Haha I know you hope that’s me on the first photo. Of course that was me, my younger self.
Naughty happy innocent kid hey!

But well, life goes on, everything is decaying, everything will soon vanish like a dream, and you will not notice it until you do. That’s one of my principles in life, and I am grateful to have realized it at an early age, and that’s IMPERMANENCE.

Anyway, enough of that beautiful philosophy.

My current state: perfectly well, cute, clean, healthy, hot, sane and calm. Waiting for someone to change that.

I can do this in person, online, for an hour or for years.

Guestbook of Yourturn

hotsecret – Dec 9, 2020
Let’s say I’ve been locked into this body for 47 years, and I don’t know myself at all. I can only tell you how much I loved watching the sunrise through a haze of chems while I pounded my 3rd load into this boy’s ass. Someday I hope to find a person with whom I can gain that kind of magic every single day.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty Yes
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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alloneboy, 21
Villa del Prado

i cant stay more allone in this life,i am to upset for evrything i whant somebody!!! i’m almost smart and almost pretty,if you are looking for the pile that you shit, next!

Guestbook of alloneboy

alloneboy (Owner) – Dec 8, 2020
i will have sex with people with vaginas,but not with their vaginas!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 40 $
Overnight On request

 

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Virginbottom0, 18
El Paso

Hi. My younger brother has tasked me with looking for a nice man to come and take his virginity from him. I’m seeking the best offer. Text me and I can send you many photos of his ass including, if you make serious offer, X-rays and a video taken during his recent Lower GI endoscopy. (I’m a medical student.) His ass is full of good things.

Guestbook of Virginbottom0

Virginbottom0 (Owner) – Dec 2, 2020
I’ll be honest. If someone doesn’t make a decent offer soon, I’m going to fuck him.

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Position Bottom only
Safer Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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realstraight, 21
San Francisco

Not “gay”.
Before anyone says “you wouldn’t be on here if you weren’t gay”
I am not.
Nothing against being gay at all I’m just not.

I noticed these feelings develop when my girlfriend cheated on me with a friend. Then another girlfriend cheated but with a girl and she’s now engaged to her.
Can’t get hard the “normal” way now a days.
I can explain more if you want to know but only looking to get fucked.

Guestbook of realstraight

realstraight (Owner) – Dec 4, 2020
I’ve been meeting men from this site for a few months now and I know what it’s like to have a satisfying gay experience and what it’s like to be bored.
I’m even more straight than I thought I was but I’m also very horny and I “get” gay sex.

I know I have a big thick cock and it can go multiple rounds. I get off giving and receiving bjs, getting my ass worshipped before the fuck, and for sex parties if you’re into that.
To sum it up I’m straight but feel I have a very unique perspective.

AlxJms8 – Oct 23, 2020
i shot my shot in his twat and it tickled my pickle

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Spanish
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft
Dirty No answer
Position Versatile
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Infernum, 18
Mallorca

i need cash af rn

Guestbook of Infernum

Miquel_top – Nov 16, 2020
Hi Stranger,

Let’s leave the stranger title behind and let me know who You are.

My name is Miquel and I have a thing for femmy Spaniards and I could be the financial windfall of your life.

Great smile, enormous resources and a welcoming personality is what I can offer to you.

We all know life is a quality over quantity equation, and I won’t need much time at all to make your monetary situation vastly improve.

Yes, I am your phantasy come true. Yes, you are the joy I need.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos A few
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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idliketomeetyou, 22
Stockholm

Ah shit here we go again

Yes my butt is incredible

I’ll add more to this the more I think about it, promise my butt is not boring lol

Guestbook of idliketomeetyou

discrete302 – Dec 2, 2020
Lick his dick to his balls and then eat his hole that it gets so wet his balls drip your spit.

idliketomeetyou (Owner) – Nov 30, 2020
384 votes · Final results
Fuck yes 71.6%
Mmm nah 28.4%

idliketomeetyou (Owner) – Nov 28, 2020
What if I sold used underwear would you be interested? by used I mean dump a few loads in them and lotsa piss drips and farts after I’ve worn them all day

Wince – Nov 28, 2020

stud_blk – Nov 27, 2020
Suck his ass for hours then spray his mouth and throat with fountains of cum. I’m not talking about the occasional “hitting your eye” shot but 10+ strong watery squirts.

Sex!? – Nov 25, 2020
Jack him to climax let the cum drip down to his hole and fuck him with it.

WtfIWantToFuck – Nov 21, 2020
Rip his tshirt off, rail his ass, pull his hair and choke him 😈 and make sure he’s unavailable for a few days

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Swedish, English
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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everglowhigh, 20
Atlanta

I’m fighting cancer and have left my gf of 3 years to fulfill my bucket list! Sorry for my profile picture but I’m a little shy really don’t want to hurt anyone memories of me, but i damn sure wants to be someone bitch before I die!

Guestbook of everglowhigh

everglowhigh (Owner) – Nov 28, 2020
As of 23/11/20 I am always diapered, and you will normally find me in my wheelchair.

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
The dirtiest ass !!

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
Disaster…….

Anonymous – Nov 20, 2020
Send him flowers 🙂

Anonymous – Nov 7, 2020
I didn’t even think about forgetting …

Anonymous – Nov 7, 2020
Forget it

Anonymous – Nov 7, 2020
Haha!

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Average
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Position Bottom only
Safer Sex No answer
Rate per hour 25 $
Overnight 150 $

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Morning! ** Misanthrope, Gigantic G! How did you lose your hearing? If you told me, I’m blanking. Okay, well, soldier on through the medical battlefield, my friend. Jesus, the David thing. That guy has a black cloud hanging over him like a surveillance drone. And luckily a very codependent guardian angel. Well, I’m glad he’s relatively okay, and I hope his luck impacts him, and I hope that’s not too much to ask for. ** Bill, That is an oddball combo if there ever was one. Oh, cool. Everyone, Here’s mighty Bill Hsu. Please follow him: ‘A few weeks ago, Merl Fluin, surrealist novelist extraordinaire, organized a little flash game for her website. I sent her a snippet; there are some very fine pieces in the collection.’ I’ll be over there in just a bit, you can bet. Thanks! ** Armando, Hi, A. I’m doing okay, thanks, and you? Well, of course about ‘Hey Boy’. It’s inclusion was a no brainer kind of deal. I read your interview with Martin and Karolina yesterday. It’s excellent! Great work, man! Everyone, D.l. Armando aka the author of one of this year’s best novels, ‘Hey Boy’ has interviewed Martin Bladh and Karolina Urbaniak, artists and masterminds behind the great infinity land Press, about their book ‘The Torture Of The 100 Pieces’ for the always crucial site Filthy Dreams, and it’s a very fine interview, and I strongly recommend you head over there and read it, which you can do in a heartbeat by pressing down on this. It went well at the Pinault Foundation. It looks like Zac and Sabrina Tarasoff and I will indeed be doing some kind of presentation there about haunted house attractions in March, and now we just have to figure out what it will be. Thanks for asking. I hope the ship of your world is righted. ** _Black_Acrylic, I suspect Sade would have a lot to say about #MeToo and none of it very flattering. Yes, I think if you’re a wealthy artist, Cardin probably has you covered. ** Sypha, Hi, James. Hm, good question that I feel like I should know the answer to, but I don’t. I’ll find out. Shouldn’t be too hard. ** Steve Erickson, I wouldn’t have put it past him while he was alive, but the current controversy around his project seems to have it that the arguably pizzazz-y edge that its admirers championed has been left on the drawing board or something. I will definitely see if I can see that Sohrab Shahid Saless film. Sounds amazing. ** Mark Gluth, Hi, Mark. Yes, yes, agreed on every level. The best feeling ever. Or at least the best this side of a really pure hit of LSD. And the two feelings need not be mutually exclusive, I guess. ** Brian O’Connell, Hey, Brian. Happy to have helped put an energising punctuation mark in the midst of your work. So I guess a colon, or maybe a semi-colon. Or a dash! That’s it. Survive finals week. Urgh. Apparently the post-Cardin people are so much worse that the villagers are now nostalgic about his efforts. Yeah, I want to go too. Never have been. I visited the castle where he lived as a small boy, but it wasn’t overly exciting. Yep, he is one endlessly interesting dude. Tidbit: One of his notorious dungeons is now the site of Paris’s Musée de la Magie. If you ask one of the employees of the museum if it’s true that the locale was Sade’s dungeon, they take you aside and then reluctantly whisper ‘yes’ in your ear. Our quarantine is still loose enough to allow for fun, but we’ll see. Germany and parts of the UK just went into super strict lockdowns. So, yeah, other than an annoying and ridiculous 8 pm curfew that starts tonight, things are all right. What’s in the light at the end of the tunnel of your finals? ** Okay. As usual, it’s the exact middle of the month and the escorts have shown up to greet you like clockwork. See you tomorrow.

8 Comments

  1. _Black_Acrylic

    Good to see heyillbeyourfriend representing Leeds around these parts. Sadly his reviews don’t seem up to much, poor guy. Rumour is that this city might be moved onto Tier 2 in the next 24 hours, while London is put on Tier 3. So no more pubs or football crowds for those guys. I know Leeds United would appreciate having a few fans inside the ground for tomorrow’s game, so let’s see.

  2. David Ehrenstein

    The last of the 2020 film “releaes” are starting to arrive in DVDs. I put quotes around “releases’ because the epidemic has closed all theaters and films are “Premiering” in one’s own home.
    “Mak” is an abomination. A compediumoutoutright lies aboutWelles, Herman J. Mankiewicand their cursed masterpiece (without a master) “Citizen Kane” It was directed by the ever-so-slick David Fincher from a script by his late father. And it’s far moredetructive than Kael’s “Kane” piece with inspired it.

    “The Trial of the Chicago 7” is marvelous Arron Sorkin created it and has assembleda fabulous cast to enact it headed by Sacha Baron Cohen as Abbie Hoffman and Frank Langella s the evil Judge Hoffman. Unlike Fincher’s atrocity this film is deadly accurate.
    “Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom” is George C.Wolfe’s film of August Wilson’s great play about the greta bues singer. Viola Davis gives a ferocious erformance as this tumutuous bulldagger and the late Chadwick Boeman i marvelous as a jaz trumpeter who gives her and everyone alse no end of trouble. His far-too-early death is as significant a loss as Dina Sands’was a generation and half ago.

    Just got an Xmas card from my oldest friend friend Jerry Segal who grew up with me in the Quonset huts. He and his husband are now happily esconsed in Florida

  3. Misanthrope

    Dennis, I had an eardrum burst when I was 2. Had ear infections as a kid like crazy. Had seven sets of tubes put in my ears between the ages of 2 and 9. Permanent hearing loss. My eustachian tubes are shit and always closing. I have a hole in the one eardrum, and the other has recessed/collapsed back into the eustachian tube. Otherwise, the ears are just great!

    Yeah, David is unlucky/lucky. Before the accident, he’d dropped his phone and smashed his screen, which I had to pay to get repaired so he could keep working. He’s been quite out of it since the accident. His appetite isn’t what it was, and I’ve noticed he’s hardly gone out and spends most of his time out in the living room instead of in his room by himself. He ran an errand or two yesterday and came home, saying he didn’t feel well enough to do it.

    He’ll recover eventually, probably another couple days.

  4. Bill

    A fan of Jim Jarmusch and Tilda Swinton! With (I hope) good restaurant recommendations! Yes.

    Thanks for the plug, Dennis. Armando, that interview looks great.

    By the way, do you know the British writer Joel Lane? I’m enjoying his first collection (from the early 90s), set mostly in the depressed Thatcherite Midlands. Very dark, depressing, and an interesting take on horror/weird fiction tropes.

    Bill

  5. Steve Erickson

    “yes I’m gay yes I’m homophobic we exist” He should’ve edited a Milo Y. photo into an anime waif.

    “His ass is full of good things”-great come-on.

    Do yourturn’s snowflake emojis after “party” mean that he’s into coke?

    I turned in my music top 10 list to Gay City News yesterday. I decided that I was spending too much time prospecting for further music I might want to add and needed to just get over with it. (But I have a sneaking suspicion there will be a surprise album drop on the 18th from a popular artist.) I’m still digging through films.

  6. Armando

    @Bill

    Thank you!

    @Dennis,

    Hey,

    I’m OK, thanks.

    Thanks so much about the interview! Wow, so glad you enjoyed it.

    That’s awesome about the Pinault Foundation. Good luck!

    Have you ever been to Lacoste and to De Sade’s castle?

    Did you ever get what I sent you through DHL?

    Good day, good luck,

    A.

  7. Brian O’Connell

    Hey, Dennis,

    The troubled narcissistic couple may be my favorite entry today—them and the sensitive Tilda Swinton fan. The support group in iam_short_yours’ guestbook is also rather touching. And this abundance of straight-identifying escorts, as someone pointed out in the most recent of these posts, is really fascinating. Quarantine has curious effects.

    Wow, I’m sorry to hear about the villagers’ situation. An unenviable position. I’ll try and be discreet if/when I see it. Thank you for pointing me to the Musée; I hadn’t known that, and it’s quite cool. The museum itself looks pretty interesting too. If I ever go back to Paris I will definitely visit and ask. I’ve only been once, when I was much younger, but I loved it during the short span of time I spent there. One day I’ll visit again.

    A curfew seems like a silly measure to me too. Not exactly sure what the function would be. Sorry that’s happening. But I’m glad you at least have some latitude. My light in the tunnel is Christmas, and also the possibility of responsibly seeing a few friends this weekend to watch a movie. Actually, they’ve been asking to watch “Salò” for a while now, so that might be in the cards come Saturday. Not sure how they’d react—the thought admittedly gives me pause—but we’ll see what happens. Should be a good (hopefully!) time, or at the very least an interesting one, whatever the outcome. Any weekend plans yourself?

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