The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘That it has a better sensation than that of the bodies which caress themselves, pierce and transpierce to sweat all the liquid of which they are constituted? The question should not even be paused’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of July 2017

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danielswallow, 19
Bielefeld

Hi!

Auto blowjobs at the Heeper Spruce!

My service for 30 € in the car:
-Sucking you off with up to three facials
-Deepthroat you and ball licking when you’re shaved.
-To cum in my mouth three times or up to 30min long (=

Add 20 € tip I swallow everything you can shoot

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 30 and 60
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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DRUNKWHORE, 19
Grünerløkka

I know some of you are not into this, and it’s not a deal breaker if you aren’t, but I LOVE being made to drink more and more, to get completely plastered, slurring my words, can’t walk, blacking out, and fucked silly while I am. I LOVE waking up the next day aching, disheveled, scratched and bruised with 200 extra Euros in my pocket and not knowing how I got that way or where the money came from.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200
Rate night 200

 

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New!Twins!, 23
Munich

Hi 🙂

We are bisexual identical twin brothers and students, who want to live by the study and simply have no prohibition of thinking! You can meet with us and dreams, which are otherwise known only from the porn or head cinema, make it true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Without wanting to depreciate anybody, we also want to emphasize that we do not correspond to the usual stereotype, that we are not sexual to each other (we are in fact in love!), are neither from Eastern Europe 😉 still badly educated are or even take drugs (we do not even drink or smoke). We are 100 percent from Germany. Of course we are vaccinated against hepatitis A and B !!! We come from an educated family, speak several foreign languages ​​and know how to move in the so called “Bildungsbürgertum”. Sexually, we are all the more “messier”, open to almost anything but no sperm (or blood) on mucous membranes (mouth, eyes) !!!

You will be absolutely convinced and surprised that there really is such a thing.

PLEASE WRITE US ABOUT THIS PROFILE HERE.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 450 Dollars

 

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Boysdontcry, 21
Lyon

My dear sir,

I am speaking to you in the most sincere way.

No, I do not have the dream body that you could find on the majority of young people of our contemporary period (and older ones too). The body worship that our society wants to see does not interest me. The investment of time and energy necessary to sculpt the body perfectly is too important to be able to do it if it is not important. All the more so because my affection for sports pushed me to conceive of gyms as places that distort the relationship we had been able to maintain as a human being with sport. While I’m not satisfied with my physique, I can not pretend to be ugly, it would be lying and I had to do a long work on myself to understand it. But that is not the question.

The point I wanted to make is the judgment you could make on my profile, because it is this judgment that will make you choose whether you want to meet me or not. But this judgment must not be determined solely on the basis of the bodily fantasy which one can have in front of the sight of a body to draw and virilize. What matters in a sexual relationship is not the musculature that we do, but what we do with it. Yes, it is true, some bodies, some physical may seem more attractive than others. But it is purely and simply fantasy representations that we have built in our lives.

I guarantee you one thing: I love sex, I like to give pleasure, I like to give of my being during these moments so special and feel that my action has the taste of enjoyment on the person I exercise it. I like to do good, take care, and above all, I also like to take pleasure. That it has a better sensation than that of the bodies which caress themselves, pierce and transpierce to sweat all the liquid of which they are constituted? The question should not even be paused.

In short, all these long sentences to try to tell you how much I love sex, I love it, and how much nothing cost you to come and try with me ……

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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yehmybutt, 24
Vienna

… live the life you LOVE , love life you LIVE. Love yourself .. try my butt

Guestbook of yehmybutt

Anonymous – Apr 19, 2017
The butt barely opened the festival begins. And what a festival!

cisse6 – Apr 11, 2017
If asses could talk … , but luckily his can’t.

Passing80 – Mar 31, 2017
Hot butt, with very very hole … wow after that you can only see life in pink …

Bebete – Mar 29, 2017
Judge for yourself even if I tell you that Miquel Ange would have made a statue and would have taken as a model for the frescoes of the sixtine … in addition very nasty pig … and his hugs when he hugs you by hugging you in his arms.

Sartlu – Sep 15, 2016
It is not difficult to give his opinion on it. It will make you forget your daily problems and your negative view of society.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 300 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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HotBoyForLove, 22
Seattle

Hello, I’m young student, but I know about sex, and I would like it to become a way to make a living.
I like older men, because it is with them that we learn more and more.
I have a very niche fetish that is gaining popularity.
I’d like to learn to do triple shots, I’ve never managed more than two. Since I often have three or more clients in a night, that would help.
Cigarette smokers to the front.

Guestbook of HotBoyForLove

Turn2Blue – Feb 26th, 2017
He has a very thick drawl from some Southern state and I could barely understand him.

I enjoyed fucking him very much.

I fucked him extremely hard and I dont regret it.

If you fuck him very hard he will sweat. He will give his ass to you and sweat as long as you want.

So the info to all other people: Make him sweat.

You will thank me very much.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Alex&Viktoria, 20
Hamburg

⭐️ Hello this is Family Profile, my name is Alex, if you want fuck my girlfreind , i look how you fuck my girlfrend.

Guestbook of Alex&Viktoria

Fotosvon – Jun 11, 2017
Alex make best blowjob. BEST IN TowN
Viktoria, suck is ok ,but Alex BETTER
VIktoria good girl, ok ass,pussy, but Alex ass is GREAT to fuck, THE BEST ass, THANKS FOR Service!!!
I pay 300 evro!!!!

shu – Jun 3, 2017
You might think Alex is a straight guy, but actually I think the “girlfriend” is his sister and he’s so bottom. He can’t suppress his writhing voice while being fucked. If you like to fuck the very bottom guy, try his sensitive anus. He seemed very happy that I chose him and his body over the girl’s.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 99 Euros
Rate night 199 Euros

 

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fuckallofyou, 21
Vienna

“Bust your nut in my butt” *shakes ass excitedly* Also know that if I am not attracted to you, then I am not.

Some extra things I like that’ll cost you:
? If you have friends that I feel I can trust then more the merrier as I love getting gang banged.
? I like the taste of piss so make it rain ? as I am chained to the floor with no wheres to go. (Not like I’d want to anyway ?)
? Not always into it but maybe 40-60% of the time, blind fold me.

But if you’re feeling cheap, just fuck me ?? But keep in mind that you can’t rape the willing. ???

???/?⛓?????????????????????????

P.S. if you skipped any of the above, my mouth will talk back very hard, so be ready “Mr. Bitch” ????

Dicksize L, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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TinyBug, 20
London

This Orange County Bitch Twink Is Visiting London For The Third Time And I Love It Here And I Am Optimistic About Life And I Am Looking To Make Some Money So I Can Stay Longer And I Have Authorized Myself To Do So By Selling Everything But My Cock And I Can’t Wait!

Guestbook of OrangeCountyBitchWhore

Lotsoftime – Feb 8, 2017
The profile is absolutely coherent.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 300 Pounds
Rate night 900 Pounds

 

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tomakeyouhappy, 24
London

Have been off the market lately due to your shitty life previously. Just starting to get my sexual groove back on. Kind of think having meaningless pay sex will help me find my mojo again. If you think you can help and put up with my horrendously stupid heroin addiction, then please get in touch.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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ImChrisHi, 19
Essen

I give a high quality tailored experience to suit your desires, you can expect your desires, whatever they may be, to be tailored to by my body. I am originally from Spain so of course I am Horny a majority of the time.

Guestbook of ImChrisHi

Anonymous – Apr 23, 2017
He still has something childish.
I do not know whether he needs man’s sex. But money he needs, and a lot.
Really, therefore, recklessly deal with him!

Wallinlove – Apr 11, 2017
I’m Walli, I live in Iran and have done a lot. Still, I have not lost my courage to live, and I am full of men. Unfortunately you are NOT one of them!

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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DarielTheAtomicBlond_EuroTrip, 20
Zurich

Hey It’s ME Joel,

I Am not a Whore but I Have an original eurolatino brother, He is Dariel Atomic Blond, You want to try Dariel?

Open Minded Categories

He is into many things. Gangbangs, assplays, rolepays, deepthroating, bondage, toys, fisting, outdoor/public sex and dirty talk. A real boy always talks dirty. 😉 He can be really shameless, it’s one of his strenghts. 🙂

What Dariel doesn’t like is pissing (to him it’s just disgusting), permanent damages, whipping, eating shit (not too healthy).

If you are only interested in a quick fuck, it’s okay, but He’s more into long relationships, love, marriage.

Dariel is HIV neg and on prEP, got vaccines for HPV, Hepatitis, and tested in every 2 weeks. Doing bareback is more than fine to him, it’s your own decision, your own life, but the price might be higher if you’re HIV+. He is HIV-friendly but not THAT friendly.

Thanks for reading this Dariel Atomic Blond Official Eurotrip profile 🙂

XOXO JOEL

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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wilde, 18
Vancouver

I am straight acting and could get any girl I want in bed in my real life, and I did just that until about a year ago when I accidentally let myself have a gay fantasy when I was jacking off one time, and it’s been all downhill since then.

As my gay fantasies took over, I found I could no longer get hard when I need to perform with girls. The problem is I can’t seem to perform with guys either. This has forced me towards a passive role in sex. It’s a hard pill to swallow, but I’m not sure I care to reverse it.

Dicksize M, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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GeorgeNewAccount, 19
Bucharest

Talking is how people get along. I like to suck a good cock and carry it on my ass.

My name is George, I am from Romania, and I am very beautiful.

Half price if you are wearing a shirt and tie. Free if you’re an intellectual type into David Lynch or Jean Luc Godard.

Bon appétit.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 40 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros

 

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Charlie, 21
Paris

This is my own bitch’s ad.
I am his husband (legally) and I decide everything about life and sex.
You will not have access to him here, you only have to talk with me, and if am in a good mood with you I will maybe rent his ass and throat.

He is such a good boy, he loves to lick my whole body and clean my feet when it very smell hard.
He has a very deep throat, and when i sit on the sofa drinking beer, I don’t have to go to toilet to pee, I just take out my cock amd fill his mouth.
Usually, he cleans my toilets with his tongue.

Sometimes, he is quiet disobbedient, so I need to hurt him very bad, and turn off my cigarette on his nipples, and after that I usually fuck him very bad, until he cries.

He usually wear a chastity cage because I don’t allow him to jerk him off, and he loves to jerk off.
He won’t care what you look like as long as you don’t care what he looks like.

Do not hesitate to write me if you are interested and want to discover more about that piece of shit.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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AmazinginBed, 22
Taschkent

Hello i am currently studying physics but as much as i like the logic and symmetry of numbers i love the thought of sex when i can turn my brain off and i want meet daddies please only daddies serious boy how i love daddies and i want to make new daddies

Guestbook of AmazinginBed

Aura90 – Jun 7, 2017
But who can boast of being? A pseudo philosopher? A dusty historian? No one is cultivated … We each have an area where we try to accumulate knowledge but it will always be impossible for us to be universally cultivated.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Anubis, 24
Groningen

Basic Details

Gender Male
Sexuality Gay
Ethnicity Syrian
Orientation Bottom
Seeking for : Top
For Long Term Relationship
Profession/Occupation A refugee, former ISIL member
Education Little
Use drugs? Yes
Zodiac Sign Aries

Interests

About Me ^^:
1- Slutty
2- No money/homeless
3- so kinky
4- real slut
5- a bad boy who need to grounded for all his sins and bad behavors in past

What I’m Into
1- Man who is selfish in sex but generous with money
2- Power top
3- constantly horny guy
4- real relationship
5- signing marriage or adoption contract with no conditions on both side before …

What I am looking for :
1- fucking and more fuckng
2- place to live
3- 24/7
4- a man who pay for everything
5- a man who get off on owning a (former) terrorist

Favorite Movies : fifthy shade and grey
Favorite Sports : swimming , tenees , gym

Kinks and Fetishes :

my limit: swallowing blood
my fetishes: white Europeans, leather Mask, rape, chems (xtc, ghb, pooper, speed, joint)

conclusion : im alone .. maybe i will find man who will keep me as iam .. who will save me .. when i find him . I will stop do this work .

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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KingCum, 23
Berlin

I m the King !!!

all REAL !!!

Fotos from me are in Internet ..

And i have 100….of them !!!

Ask ME !!!

I have the Best Chems !!!

guys like then i dont talk normelyyyy

Guestbook of KingCum

Diogo – Jun 10, 2017
He has lost a lot of weight since the photos. He says he lost weight on purpose but I don’t think so.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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good69boy, 24
St. Gallen

Hello not beautiful people, Iam young beautiful guy,Iam leaving with my parents in ST.GALLEN already 2years.
I would like to leave my parents home end rent my apartament
only for this reason I need just some money.
I ask you don’t brage about things and be above 35 since it is the average age where people are financially stable.

Guestbook of good69boy

Maxshot – Jul 5, 2017
Imagine tying this beautiful straight boy up to a chair or a bed, restraining him and putting a gag on him. Now slowly, pour lube on him, and stroke him. Watching him getting hard, embarrassed to be made gay at first then too horny to care and moaning. Put on some nipple clamps and make him squirm and moan louder. And deny him the chance to cum until he begs you to and when you let him, receive the best shot ever. He wants to stop but you don’t. You milk him dry. Yes, he was the tied up boy under my evil control. >:)

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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UntroubledFUCK, 21
Bronx

I love to hold hands, cuddle and I used to love to kiss, but haven’t done it in a long time, hope it still feels the way it did…I also used to love the bedroom, but there again, have not done that in a long time, because I don’t believe in trouble. I am single, never married 20years old, a Christian. I don’t smoke and have no kids but would love to have kids someday, I don’t accept anything just because everyone else believes it, but I don’t open my mind to an idea just because it is strange or unaccepted by the general public.

Guestbook of UntroubledFUCK

Anonymous – Feb 26, 2017
He seems at first to be a very friendly guy. And he is friendly until he starts to fuck you, and then he is not.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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CaliforniaBoy, 19
Berlin

Hello,

I am a young California boy with a small penis in Berlin who wants to earn something. There are several possibilities for this.
However, all only me as active. Am no devote of pussy, but look for some. Very happy.
For example I hit you in the face violently before I spray your mouth.
For example I tie you up so if you don’t feel horny I still have you in my clutches.

Guestbook of CaliforniaBoy

monkey_island – Jul 6, 2017
very hot boy but he needs to chill.

BottomInNeed – Jun 30, 2017
It’s time for a Paradign Shift in your thinking. The 14 year old girl holding hands with her 3 year old son, the one you just called a slut… She was raped at the age of 11. The girl you just called fat…shes overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly… she spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped… he is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars… he fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying… his mother is dying. Put this in your ad if your against bullying. I bet you wont re-post this, but i’m sure other people here with a heart and backbone will.

Dicksize S, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age Users between 18 and 60
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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y_and_b, 21
Montreal

My Statement: Any extremely wealthy guys into showering a cute kinky goth boy with cash?

Warning: I have HSV1, as does 60% of the Canadian population.

Money ?

Dicksize L, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 5000 Dollars
Rate night 40000 Dollars

 

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I,Claudius, 22
San Francisco

Being bad. Being Naked. Showing my slutty young body off.

I pop viagras like breath mints and hit the gym. Fighting my hard-on while I’m working out!

I don’t ever need to cum, prefer leaking throughout the day.

I’m the boy you have sex with in the alley.
The slut that sucks you off in the restaurant bathroom.

You can fuck me against the wall or I can fuck you on the floor or whatever…but, no, I’m not the one you bring home.

I’m the boy you hide from your family and fuck on the weekends…or the boy you fuck late at nite because there’s no one else and you’re so hard your balls will explode.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 97 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Kitty, 18
Vienna

If behind a perfect body you’re also looking for a charming person, I’m your guy.
You wanna have some fun? I’m ready to give you a lot of pleasure like I did before.
There are many people who already know me and there are those who don’t!!
I’m a real boy, I shave legs, hands chest, body and staff like that but I’m not a sissy boy.
I’m sexually attracted by women also. So, if you are/have/know a woman, you are very welcome.
Thank you for visiting my profile. This means we are in the beginning of a new experience for you.

Dein Junge für alle Fälle!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age Users between 18 and 99
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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EMOravenGOD216, 18
Plainfield

I’m emo because I had a long hard life and lost my childhood growing up lost all my friends and gf that cheated on me when I’m nothing but loyal to her just trying to find someone that’s not a girl and understands the pain I went through and that can understand me and feels like hanging out at late night and having sex and what ever else with nominal charges because people fuck harder and rougher when they pay

Guestbook of EMOravenGOD216

Johny93 – Jul 13, 2017
Normal person who don’t know what whont from him!

Erikes – Jul 8, 2017
bring earplugs, gag him and even then make sure there’s nobody in hearing distance

alijom – Jun 29, 2017
I like to keep details of my sex with him private, not because I’m ashamed of my fetishes, but because a fetish of mine is keeping my sex life private.

SCATGIVERONLY – Jun 27, 2017
One gets the feeling with this queen that there is nothing he wouldn’t let you do to him.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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sexy_rain, 18
Antwerp

I would like to write a letter, I would like to write a letter and I would like to write a message.

Guestbook of sexy_rain

Trainboarder – May 7, 2017
tank you for Kissing me!!!

Anonymous – Apr 29, 2017
he have very beautiful face and my tongue feeling very perfect comfortable in his mouth.

Anonymous – Mar 26th, 2017
I wanted to rim him but he convinced me to kiss him instead. While we kissed he kept his eyes wide open and gave me a hypnotic look. At the time I was in heaven but now I think, What was really going on there?

Anonymous – Mar 25, 2017
WOW his MOUTH! he let me take a small vial of his saliva home with me WOW

Derek_ffun – Mar 13, 2017
I was speechless when he left.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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Tim-18, 18
Amsterdam

I just do a date today
Like be the botttom
Only first and one date just 2day
I hope I am cute and young enough
Im so starving right now

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 600 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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prTymyheadWild, 21
Firenze

Hello, I am a young tough guy. I need a guy that likes be totally mine.

These are mine practices:
HUMAN ASHTRAY
NIPPLES PIN CUSHIONS
BLOODY SPANKING
MIND CONTROL
LIFE CONTROL
STRANGLING
PSYCHOLOGICAL DECIMATION
FINANCIAL DRAINING

I also propose selling you crazy vids of straight men at French festival.

SO CONCAT ME AND SERVE ME !

I DONT WANT DO SEX WITH YOU…YOU ARE A DOG !

Dicksize L, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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Zayn18, 19
London

I’m curious about the pornographic side of me. I’ve seen boys who look like me in porn but have never experienced sex like that. I want to have better sex. And I’m broke.

Guestbook of Zayn

Anonymous – Feb 28th, 2017
Yet another fantastic visit with Zayn this past weekend. Another visit, yes – but EVERY visit feels as exciting as the first. And Zayn is certainly someone who is ALWAYS exciting! He’s never a ‘clockwatcher’ (as many are) but always a ‘CLIENT watcher’. I mean, Zayn really LIKES to understand just how to excites you. He remembers what you like from previous visits, which for me, is kissing until I’ve sucked his mouth dry as a bone, licking him all over, fucking him while he squirms and pours sweat which drives me crazy! So, you could say – he drives me[drumroll please] IN-ZAYN!! No wonder I always manage two i-n-t-e-n-s-e (and noisy!) climaxes, each time we meet – yum! See you soon, Zayn! Pete x

Anonymous – Sep 30th, 2016
Amazing! Having previously told Zayn I would buy him the moon and stars to fuck him raw … he contacted me to say that he had gone on prep and I could! That’s how far he is prepared to go for his clients! His hole was very juicy and gently textured which gave a new, exciting ‘feel’ to fucking his already BREATHTAKING ass and led to 2 more intense climaxes for me (my third visit) this time inside him! Enjoyed his copious cum again too! See you soon I hope, Zayn. Pete x

Anonymous – Jul 31st, 2016
My second visit to sample Zayn’s charms and delights – resulting in two more exciting and mind blowing (and cock blowing!!!) orgasms! THIS time, though, I wanted the juice to flow BOTH ways and he duly obliged by cumin heavily in to my mouth and over my face. However, I soon found his cum so delicious that ten minutes later I made him cum again, which he did, which really pleased me! Note to self: must try harder to squeeze out even more of Zayn’s sperm next time – haha!

Gorgeous boy, s-o-o-o-o-t-h all over with soft, downy hair on his arms (OMG) and just enough hair on his strong legs (OMG). He says he shaves his chest but I swear there’s not enough fertilizer in the world that could make something grow there!

See you as soon as I can again (money permitting) Zayn.

Pete x

Anonymous – May 20, 2016
Cute, considerate, made a stocky unattractive guy like me feel attractive straight away. Never felt ugly, never felt rushed … but DID feel a rush of excitement which led to two very intense climaxes haha! Fantastic smooth body, shoulders, shapely neck … OMF just go find out for yourselves!
See you soon, Zayn; I think you have a new “addict’ haha!
Pete x

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Patheticcheater, 22
Hamilton

I’m here because someone caught me cheating on my gf. If i don’t someone will tell my gf. If i do my gf won’t find out. I am here until Thursday at 7:00 pm. “I love you all.”

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night Ask

 

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THESKY, 21
Nice

I’ll try to be as short as possible but cover all the possible questions you might have completely.
I have never done escorting before, neither do I plan to do it permanently; it’s just one month “experiment”. I have very little sexual experience, so this is kind of a jump from my comfort zone.
Consequently, if you’re looking for a quickie with “whatever boy”, keep looking… but if you can’t stand mediocre even when it’s about escort – I might be your deal.

I’m Oxford graduate in _______ who’s doing masters in _______ at the moment (sorry, I’m too worried for my privacy).
My friends always say I’m radiating positivity even under the unpleasant circumstances. This frequently causes people to think I must be sexually available even though I have not been until now, which some people find offensive.
Lastly, I’m vegan and a health freak, and I’m constantly thinking about my body and what’s best for it.
To conclude, if you want to have fun and exciting time with definition of “quality boy”, in and out of bed, send me a message.

Additionally, If I were an older man and put myself in situation that I have to pay for sex with a boy, not knowing his real intentions and feelings about it, I would definitely have guilty consciousness, that’s why I want to make it clear: I have everything I want in life, and I do this on purpose – and I WANT TO DO IT, to make up for all the sex I missed by being “good boy”, and to earn extra money for the business ideas I’d like to start while I’m still studying, without help of my parents and family – all by myself. Accordingly, not only that you’re paying for time spent with me, but you’re potential investor in certain boy’s business ideas and dreams, so you’re actually doing humane deed, beside emptying your ____ in me he he he. And thank you for that, future “client”.

By the way, I’m bottom only, and that will never change, for any amount of money.
I will meet one guy per week, as I don’t feel comfortable changing partners more often. Naturally, I will chose the best offer.

Dicksize M, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Possibly not beatable, as you say. And thank you for the very fine and appropriate Happy Bastille Day! ** Steevee, Hi. Oh, thank you kindly for the great words about the gigs. I really appreciate it. You’ve turned me on to some excellent stuff too. Congrats about the great Bryan Fogel interview. His strange bedfellows combo of cited influences makes me curious to see the film. The meeting happened! Well, I’m glad there was at least initial fairly good news. You might need to be patient and prove yourself with the first program, re: its quality and the lack of extra work it causes everyone, and then propose more once the powers-that-be have less reason to stress in a fantasy way about the consequences? ** Tosh Berman, Hi! Yeah, funny how that worked out. Thanks, man. ** Jamie, Aw, thanks, Jamie. It was fun to gather. I don’t know for sure, but, if I had to guess, and if memory serves too, I think maybe that ‘art’ thing is a John Baldessari work. Yes, why did the Fox Mulder one move you? That’s interesting, but then emotion is the great beyond. This weekend, uh, well, I’m going to see a dance/music thing this afternoon. This. I haven’t been to see a movie in a theater in ages, so maybe that. Probably see some pals and work on stuff. Should be okay. I hope your new hood surprises you. It might. My ‘new’ hood is drably bourgeois, but I keep finding curious shops and sights and corners. Weird about that ‘Death Star’ hospital. That tag does give it a bunch of charisma from afar. Uh, you okay? May your weekend drop unexpected confetti frequently. Trebly love, Dennis. ** Wolf, Thanks, Wolfie! Same to you retroactively. I very pointedly avoided including a Rick Astley image, and it was not easy given the thousands upon thousands that my searching called up, let me tell you. Yes, soon, so soon! Good shows here? Yeah, oh, the diorama show at the PdT is supposed to be super good, strangely, for instance. Gigs? I need to check. Tim Hecker/Prurient/GAS in September, but there’s gotta be stuff betwixt then and now. Always new funky restaurants. I’ll see what’s excitingly, freshly available. Fun! And I always want to hear Randy Newman talk about anything he likes, so I will go over and click and settle back in my desk chair post-haste. Thank you a billion for that, big E! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi, Dóra! Thanks, pal. You too, eh? Yeah, I get in these phases where my body clock gets really rigid or something, like right now when my body really wants me to wake up at 6 am no matter what time I went to sleep. Sucks. A translating job would be cool. Probably a lot of work, but cool. How do you go about looking for jobs like that? At publishers and magazines and stuff? Your day sounds like like it was an excellent combination of peaceful and lively. Yesterday was pretty quiet mostly. Last night I walked down to Concorde and watched the Bastille Day fireworks over the Eiffel Tower. They were a little too far in the distance to be truly exciting, but they looked pretty enough. Otherwise, my mind is a blank. May both of our weekends rectify all of our respective boredom and problems, if any! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey, Ben. Thanks. Ha, nice splash of Situationism, and not a bad joke, frankly. Cool. Yes, the marching band meets Daft Punk thing seems to have gone insanely viral. I honestly can’t imagine Trump had the slightest idea what they were playing. But then … does anyone know what his music tastes are? I keep thinking ‘none’. You taking a course sounds like a really cool idea. Yeah, I hope the careers advisor agrees and does whatever facilitating magic he or she does. ** B, Hi. Uh, I read Heizer speaking about his wish for the ‘DN’ restoration somewhere, but I don’t remember what he said or where I read it. I have to admit I like the idea for selfish reasons, but then I do love Disneyland. Avant Yard sounds cool and very ambitious. Very impressive. Hippies don’t deserve to die for sure. I used to be a pint-sized, wannabe one in my teens. I remember that I was a nice guy. Yeah, there’s a Turrell piece in Vegas hidden away in a secret room in an Yves Saint Laurent store. You have to make an appointment to enter it. Zac and I wanted to when we were last there, but we ran out of time. Cool, I look forward to reading your poem! Thanks for sharing! Everyone, the honorable d.l. and other, much more important things named B wrote a poem ‘about the experience of sitting the PS1 installation “Meeting” at sunset a few months ago’, and I’m sure it’s very worth reading. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. Have a splendid weekend! ** S., Thanks! Right back at you a little after the fact. I don’t think of those nevers made it into the pile, no. Man, ‘never’ is a promiscuous thing. Ha ha, lungs are pretty central, I’m chuffed. ** Misanthrope, Actually, ‘never’ has an amazing ability to circumscribe both the positive and negative, albeit probably not in equal measure. That joke was gross. What were you thinking, sir? I hate asparagus, it’s true. Miserable entity. And cooked carrots are a horror. And beets. I think I like all other vegetables? Well, you were never a porker, man, not by a long stretch, but slenderer is almost always a good thing unless you’re into bears, I guess. I’m not, if you haven’t already gathered that. 2019, you, Kayla, LPS, Paris! That’s positively angelic! ** H, Hi, h. Thank you. Yeah, I think ‘never’ is a super-romantic word too. Interesting about the Duvert. It’s still on the top of my pile, waiting. Have a lovely weekend! ** Okay. By sheer luck of the draw or whatever, July 15th falls on a Saturday this month, and that means you have an entire weekend to weed through those complicated escorts. See you on Monday.

17 Comments

  1. Wolf

    El Dudorino, ¿que tal?

    I didn’t have time to check the gig from Thursday until now so let me give you a belated review of my picks:

    Dead Cross: Oh my fucking god YES!! The Locust + Slayer + Sir Patton, what is this, the Christmas present I’ve been ordering for 20 years and never came?

    Oneohtrix Point Never : ‘…. and we can pet the crocodiles’ Sign me up! Awww Iggy. What a wonderful human being, I love him to bits. He has a fantastic show every Friday on BBC6m, sooooo good. You should try and catch it as a podcast or on their iPlayer or something, it’s a joyful ride always. What a musico-erudite little fucker he is. This was very good by the way. Very good.

    Charlemagne Palestine & Grumbling Fur Time Machine Orchestra: Oooh man this is pretty sweet. Probably cooler in real life with real sound than off of a laptop video on a semi-caffeinated Saturday morning, but I liked.

    Moor Mother X Mental Jewelry Hey, this is GOOD! But it was too short. I will be checking out more from Moor Mother – just fished out and read a great interview with her.

    Tau Cross: Hahahah, me: ‘Whoa what the fuck, is this Lenny??’ Marc:’no’. Me:’oh’.
    That was also really good although it felt from another age, but is that always bad thing? Well, or ‘ever’, even? I think not.

    Les Chants du Hasard was a bit bombastic in a non-ironic way, but maybe it’s better to not be too ironic about that sort of thing, lest you step too far cross the Hipster Line, and we don’t wanna do that now do we. So I will afford points for earnestness.

    Phallus Dei Ok, this was gonna be good based on the name alone. Then I saw Merzbow and I said ‘Amen’. Man, that track keeps getting better and better! 3 minutes in: ‘ooh, nice’; 7 minutes in: ‘aw YEAH!’, 13 minutes in: ‘Shit! This is so good!’, 16 minutes in:’…. holy. fucking. fuck’. 20 minutes in: *sweating profusely* ‘… dude.’.

    That is a lot of ‘opinions’ for one day, methinks; I have none left to spare today’s boys. I send them all hugs and hope they’re ok.
    I will spare you my outraged attempts at making you realize the sad gash in your soul that your hatred of cooked carrots and beets has torn. Suffice to say you have not tried the Wolfie-authored versions of those noble roots: slow caramelisation with fresh mountain thyme for the former, patient roasting and a handful of mint, tahini optional, for the latter, and that gash would be promptly, uh… I dunno, puttied? Shit that was not my best-ever choice of a metaphor.

  2. steevee

    Fogel’s film starts streaming on Netflix August 4th. He told me it’s also getting a theatrical run in New York, L.A. and Chicago the same day, but that’s only so it could possibly qualify for a Best Documentary Oscar. (Netflix helped produce it and is the official distributor.) Does Netflix France carry the same films? Do you even have it?

    I’m glad I’ve helped turn you on to some good music as well.

    I found it ironic to hear complaints about how much more work it would be to have to supervise me, when I’ve been doing so much work on these projects at home in my spare time and have found a lot of useful information that I have passed along to my co-workers while they are extremely busy with other things. But these are other people’s opinions, and I can’t do anything about them. A big problem is that some of the people I work with are just incredibly stressed-out all the time, and I thought my increased involvement could help them with that, but they don’t seem to think so. Proving myself with the first retrospective next winter will be a big landmark – I already know exactly what I want to say to the audience on opening night, although this may have to be changed if it’s legal for Iranians to travel to the U.S. 6 months from now – and I could also approach other theaters with my ideas and say “Look, I have experience, I clearly know what I’m doing. Would these series fit with your plans?” The main programmer actually suggested that I do this, rather than trying to sell him on all my ideas. The thing is, my main interest is neglected contemporary filmmakers. Billy Wilder and Howard Hawks are great, and their films deserve to be seen on the big screen, but I’m not particularly interested in programming that kind of retrospective.

  3. David Ehrenstein

    “We are bisexual identical twin brothers and students, who want to live by the study and simply have no prohibition of thinking!” HOO-YAH! Twins have been a major fantasy f mine since high school. My faves are the Malet Twins (Laurent and Pierre) You can always tell them apart through temperament. Or in the immortal words of Mickey Cottrell “Leave it to Chereau to fall for the Rough Trade Twin!”

  4. David Ehrenstein

    “King Cum” is unspeakably Gorgeous

  5. Wolf

    Let me suggest, if I may, some weekend online geek-fun:
    – 5 seconds to spend? Check out a giant rotating Kafka head in Prague!
    – 2 minutes? Admire some breathtaking slo-mo hummingbirds videos!
    – 3 minutes? Maryam Mirzakhani, the first woman to win the Fields medal (maths Nobel, kinda), in 2014, just died, way too soon (she was only 40!). This is a lovely quick overview of her life and work – she worked with ‘hyperbolic surfaces’, which although complex as shit is still somewhat accessible conceptually, as she shows in that video. Fascinating stuff, and really poetic; I think it touches on a lot of areas, no pun intended, that modern abstract sculpture does too (this is a more in-depth piece for anyone who wants to nerd out!).

  6. Bill

    Quite a Viennese slant today, Dennis. That Lynch/Godard fan will be kept pretty busy by the DLs here. And Lyon!

    I do appreciate the full disclosures, but aren’t there guidelines on how to write a good escort profile etc? Perhaps not.

    Off to LA in a few hours.

    Bill

  7. Misanthrope

    Dennis, There are four in here today that I kind of fell in love with: good69boy, untroubledFuck, THESKY, and kitty. Though there’s also something strangely alluring about patheticcheater too. And yes, I did read their profiles! However, fuckallofyou reminded me how much I hate those fucking snapchat filters.

    Well, if you ever decide to make dinner and I’m coming over, just fix all the vegetables you hate and I’ll be happy, hahaha. I love beets and asparagus and even cooked carrots, though the first two are staples of my vegetable-love, along with sweet potatoes and Brussels sprouts. Love those last two so much that I eat them almost every day.

    Oh! And I’m injured. My left big toe. Have no idea what the fuck I did to it. Woke up Thursday morning with it stiff…and now it’s red and swollen a bit…it’s that big knuckle right before you get to the toe. Constant pain but I can walk on it fine. What the hell?

    You’re right about never. I thought about it later and it definitely can be a positive thing.

    Yes, I’m really hoping to come through with all my plans.

    Maybe I shouldn’t mention it here, but there are plans for 2018 too. There’s a big Bowie exhibition thing happening in Dundee (Scotland) next summer…or so it’s planned to happen. Me and some other Weaklings here have preliminary plans to meet there and hang out for a spell and have a really good time. Of course, the more, the merrier. If anyone else wants to join, come along. It’s possible too that we might end up in Edinburgh at some point too.

    And then 2019 will be right around the corner and LPS will be 18 and the UK and Paris will be much more open to him then, which is why I’m waiting till then to get back over there.

    Of course, if you should ever have some sort of event here in the US that you’re attending, a theater piece/film screening whatever (preferably in NYC), let me know way ahead of time and I’ll bring them up to NYC to see it. It would be good for the both of them. They love NYC, of course, and I think seeing some good Art is nothing but a good thing.

  8. Alistair

    Dennis, hey. hope this finds you well. Did you get to relax a bit on the weekend, before going back to film editing? Hope it continues to go well! I saw Okja on your film list for this year so far. We watched it last week, I really loved it. Having a quiet weekend here in venice, lots of love, Alxo

  9. S.

    lol why does that tina pipe look so good. i have sveral escort friends hs dropouts. i dont know if i feel sorry for them or what. i wish there were more around here. the local twinks oh theyre nice thats. got a new tat today ace frehley bolts up my leg in silver like sooo cute much love

  10. Sypha

    Hey Dennis, sorry I’ve been so quiet this week. Let’s just say that a lot of my precious time was wasted getting tangled up in a mind-numbingly idiotic Facebook shit storm. You’ve maybe seen some of my status updates on the topic so I won’t bore you to death with them here, but to make a long story short, a writer friend (well, former writer friend) accused another writer friend of mine of being a sexist/racist/homophobe/bigot on the flimsiest of “proof.” I (and other friends of the writer) defend the accused from these false and utterly bogus claims, which earns us the scorn of the accuser’s friends. The head of the Necronomicon convention I go to every two years chimes in and sides with the accuser. Annoyed that he’s condoning such smear tactics, I mention at the Ligotti forums that I won’t be attending the event this year, and also opine that I think my former friend’s actions border on slander. Former friend attacks the Ligotti community as a haven for far right types (a laughable accusation to anyone who even spends the barest minimum of time there), then insinuates my reasons for not going to the event are racially motivated (as the accuser is black). I send him a private message on Facebook expressing my disappointment that he’s tried to put a racial spin on this (when none exists) and formally ending our friendship. Former friend then goes and posts this private message on his Facebook Wall. His friends (many of whom have no idea of the long and complicated history between me and the accused) start passing judgment on me, insinuations that I’m racist/bigoted as well, blah blah blah (former friend also tries to downplay our friendship in the process).

    Of course, former friend is also friends with some of the more prominent writers/editors in the Weird Fiction/horror community, who naturally sided with him. So essentially, in the span of a week, I’ve become a persona non grata in the American Weird Fiction community. I guess that’s kind of impressive? But I’ve been meaning to get out for awhile now anyway, as politics (of both the left and right wing sort) have slowly been rotting away at it.

  11. alan

    Hi Dennis

    I thought you would like to know that Sujatha’s book is finally going to be published next week!

    https://amazon.com/Ants-Among-Elephants-Untouchable-Family/dp/0865478112/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1500178131&sr=1-1&keywords=ants+among+elephants

    • Misanthrope

      Alan, Congrats to Sujatha and you. She’s worked on this so hard for such a long time. I’m glad to see her getting it published finally.

  12. Dóra Grőber

    Hi!

    Thank you, once again, for the boys.

    It’s interesting, it’s usually the other way around for me. Either I can’t fall asleep for a very long time or (more often) I can, I just keep waking up because I can’t stop having these very vivid and unnerving dreams about whatever it is I’m anxious about.
    Yes, I love translating even though it really is a lot of work. I’m getting a tattoo tomorrow and the artist is a friend of mine who also works as a translator at his father’s company so he’s my main source of information. I hope he’ll be able to give me a few tips about where to start. And if it doesn’t work, then yes, I’ll ask around at publishers, though I’ve already done that a few years ago and it’s pretty hard to even get a response, any kind of response, as I’m not an official, licensed translator. Well, we’ll see. I’m getting pretty fed up with this job hunting thing…

    How was your weekend? I hope everything’s lovely there!!

  13. Thomas Moronic

    Hey Dennis,

    Really rich texts, here. The emoravengod one got me feeling all kinds of lovely sadness.

    So I nailed down my Paris trip. I can’t remember if I confirmed – but I’ll be around in the last week of August, week beginning 28th August. Looking forward to it.

    How is everything going with you, and the film?

    The kids break up this coming Friday! Summer is almost here! Which means – WRITING TIME!

  14. Jamie

    “I am originally from Spain so of course I am Horny a majority of the time.”
    I like that guy. The former terrorist seems like fun, as does I,Claudius. sexy_rain freaks me out a little. Thanks for this collection of minxes, Dennis.
    How are you? How was the weekend and the dance show, if you made it?
    Hannah and I finally took walk around the new hood yesterday and it was better than I’d anticipated. I way way way prefer where we were before, but it’s ok here. Do you like your newish hood? We came upon a fairly grim street party, but there was a Punch and Judy show on there, which I found quite entrancing. And we had Writing Gang on Friday night, which was lovely as ever, and Kate, who does it with us, is now coming to Paris when we’re going to be there. I think we may be there at the same time as Thomas Moronic, so understand if you’re busy, but it would be lovely to hook up if at all possible, and Kate’s eyes did widen at talk of a theme park trip.
    And yh, my hospital visit was nothing too major. I’m on a fair amount of different medication and it all seems to be causing as many problems as it’s alleviating. I guess it’s just a matter of what’s more beneficial. There’s a BBC doc about the super-hospital which I’m dying to see, but will have to find a link to stream it as we don’t pay our licence fee, so no iplayer.
    Are you looking forward to more movie work? Hope it goes very well. I’m off to Newcastle. The voice-track for our next two episodes of animation were recorded on Friday, and it’s going to be full steam ahead trying to define a look
    for the two different worlds. Total heaven to me!
    Wishing you a very happy Monday.
    Aerosol love,
    Jamie

  15. _Black_Acrylic

    Zayn’s guestbook is so full of rave reviews. I bet he’s got 100% positive feedback on eBay too.

    As George mentioned, there could be a potential Dundee excursion for DC’s regulars coming soon. It has potential to be cool.

    Guess what, there’s a Yuck ‘n Yum meeting via Skype on Monday evening for the first time in like months so I’m very much looking forward to that. Morgan will join us from Florida and the 2018 YNY exhibition at Seattle’s SOIL gallery is apparently very much still on. I’m sure we’ll all be talking excitedly about that, for a start.

  16. steevee

    This isn’t exactly earth-shattering news, but I think I mentioned here that I lost my copy of Dominowe’s album in iTunes when I transferred music between computers in May. I was prepared to buy it again tonight, but I checked my hard drive, and I found it there.

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