The Internet has contributed to the death of local retail shops, but it’s also brought forward a new form of expressing consumerism that’s specific to YouTube: the unboxing video. Ordering a record on colored vinyl, a Masonic ring , containers of newly legal Ontario weed or even the costumes worn by Kanye West and Lil Pump in their “I Love It” video might be momentarily exciting, but there are hundreds of people willing to enhance their thrill of anticipation by broadcasting it to the world. Many unboxing videos sound conceptually interesting but would be more enjoyable viewing if they were edited more heavily. The “mystery box from the dark web” sub-genre has started proliferating, to the point where I came across a playlist with more than 50 of them. Every single one I’ve watched is obviously fake (note to future video directors: real blood dries brown), feeling like an audition to direct and star in a low-budget found footage horror film. Not surprisingly, there are occasional overlaps with another YouTube-specific form, the ASMR video. As with almost everything on YouTube, there’s such a glut of unboxing videos that I’m not sure how much longer the concept could sustain interest, but for the moment the best videos are usually worth watching more for their makers’ enthusiasm than their subject matter. That said, I tried to choose a selection that contrasted superficially sensationalistic topics with fairly banal reality.
My New Grell Wig! Match Wigs Carissa Wig Unboxing
Shawn Mendes Cover II Vinyl UNBOXING (They Sent Me The Wrong Color?) Olivia Rena
Flower Boy Vinyl Unboxing/Kind of Review
Airsoft Global Glock Unboxing (Even More Glocks!)
Objectification ASMR: Item #1 – The Wooden Box
“Opened By Customs & Leaking Powder” / Psyched Mail
Retro Crown 59FIFTY Unboxing New Era fitted vintage throwback cap
WTF? A 37 Suit?? Alain Dupetit Unboxing and Review
MYSTERY BOX from the DARK WEB Unboxing (GAME MASTER Watches Me) THINGS Went Really WRONG!
DS Doll – body unboxing (part 2)
Canada Legal Weed Unboxing From OCS
UNBOXING a $500 Dark Web Mystery Box!
Illuminatiam Special Unboxing
the masonic ring, Unboxing will make you consider buying one
Unboxing Ridiculous Religious Gifts (Fan Mail)
$120.000 biblical synthesizer & drum machine unboxing!!
1/6 3R GM Reinhard Heydrich Unboxing
HUGE K-POP ALBUM UNBOXING!!!
Sedition & Sedation: ASMR Unboxing of TRUMP the Game [ASMR] [Political]
Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom Criterion Collection Blu-Ray Unboxing
Why Did I Buy This?! UNBOXING the Kanye West “I Love It” Costume
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p.s. Hey. This weekend maestro Steve Erickson has concocted an addictive show-and-tell that’ll pin you to your laptop or phone or, I guess, pad, you just wait. Please click and gander and enjoy until further notice, and, of course, give Steve some kind of heads up so he’ll know you partook. Thanks, and thank you ever so much, Mr. Erickson. ** Sarah Schulman, Hi, Sarah. How great to see you here! I made that post about nine years ago, and it definitely needs updating, and I’ll start by adding links to your books. As it said in the post, it’s part 1 of 2, so there’ll be more great artists, including the two you mentioned, as soon as I can repair the second half. Thanks! I hope everything is great with you! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Yes, indeed. So many, many important losses. Someone needs to do a documentary or other rediscovery type presentation about the sublimely great Ethyl Eichelberger for one thing. ** Larry-bob Roberts, Well, hi there, Larry-bob! How cool! Thank you a lot for entering. Yes, the blog has a weird glitch whereby some people can’t see the comments or realise that their comments registered. I’ve tried to get that fixed numerous times, and no one has been able to diagnose what would be causing the issue, so until some genius comes along to help, it’s an unpleasant quirk the blog is having to live with. Kembra Phaler is in the part 2 post that’s forthcoming at some soonish point. Yes, Blacklips. Basically, the post is meant to cover performance artists whose work I experienced and know personally from my years living in NYC, and Blacklips started just after I moved away. ABC No Rio, yes, an inexplicable oversight. I’ll add it. Thanks for sharing your wisdom. Hope you’re doing great, man. ** MANCY, Hey! You made it through! So cool to see you here, pal. My great joy to shed a bit of light on ‘STATC’. So good! I hope the successful sneaking in means I’ll get to see you here more often. In any case, love and respect! ** Misanthrope, Ah, an eating triggered thing. Are doctor visits really called “wellness checkups” over there now? That is truly grotesque. Well, ‘Love the Coopers’ isn’t such a bad title, ha ha. You have a stellar weekend yourself, big guy! ** Dominik, Hi, D! Great to see you! I’m good. No, the TV script needs to be finished by Xmas, and I think we’ll need all the time in between to get that done. My week? Hm. Working on you-know-what. An almost all-day TV script producer meeting that was productive but very annoying. Saw some art (retrospectives of Franz West and the architect Tadao Ando, both great). Saw a shockingly terrible recreation of an old performance piece by Mike Kelley and Franz West put on by some director who obviously didn’t even the tiniest idea of what they were doing. Emails. Some PGL-related work and news. Worked on a new gif piece. Kind of an uneventful but okay week, I guess. Yeah, Lily’s very cool. It was funny because I had read and really liked her SCAB piece but somehow spaced on her name and didn’t realise it was hers until I saw her. I hope your last trans workshop today goes really well, and that everybody cool with your departure and gives you all the props you deserve. And of course I hope the organisation head agrees to let you use the space? Did that happen? No, I don’t know Patrick Melrose at all. That might be due to my general ignorance when it comes to almost all TV. I will seek the book and/or the series if there are traces online. Thank you! Weekend: need to work. The big Paris Xmas fair opens today in the Tuileries, which is just down the street, so I’ll check that out. I’ll probably go look at art. But, yeah, TV script work needs to eat a bunch of my days. Boy, am I ready to get that thing out of my life. I hope your weekend has the perfect combo of rest and extreme, blood-boiling excitement! See you when it’s over! ** Steve Erickson, Unless I’m mistaken, Zeena has collaborated on a lot of dance and theater and performance work by providing music and sometime music performed live, but I don’t believe she’s ever done that kind of work totally on her own. Btw, thank you in person for this fantastic weekend! I’m not sure that there’s anything left to reject. Or nothing centralised enough. Unless some artist or set of them has some brilliant counter to Rap, which is really the only music dominant enough these days to be available to overthrow. ** Colin Herd, Wow, hi, Colin! So extremely good to see you! Oh, thank you so much for the invitation! Very cool. Yeah, let’s confer. My current email is: denniscooper72@outlook.com. I’ll try to write to you too today. How great that your ex-student wants to use my poem. Of course I’m very happy about that and cool with it. If he’d like to be in touch with me, you can give him my email. I’m good, and I hope you are too, and I’ll talk to you very soon! ** KeatonsStuffingTho, Ha ha, your name can do anything. There are weird things in Japan. Well, what is weird, I guess? I guess weirdness is a crapshoot, but, yeah, I saw things there that seemed to maybe qualify. Story! I won’t read anything into it. I don’t think I do that ‘reading into’ thing. Anyway, … I’m there. Everyone, Enjoy your Thanksgiving holidays by doing some mental and other non-money-requiring shopping in d.l. Keaton’s fictional Black Friday, which I feel I can safely predict is a whole lot more soul enriching that the one that just costed money. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I do indeed know Blobbyland, yes! I am a fan. If I haven’t featured it on the blog before, that’s some kind of weird fluke. Thanks, pal. Have a great weekend. ** Bill, Hi. Geography used to be such a fascist. Yeah, well, the TV script work annoyance is what I didn’t full realise I had signed up for but should have realised so … Thank you. I assume you’re back in SF and enjoying a relatively peaceful couple of days? ** Joey, Whoa, hi, Joey! Yesterday’s post pulled in all kinds of non-usual pals. Miss you too. Yeah, I’m good, busy, doing my thing, and all is proceeding apace. And you? I have no idea what books are on tape? I’m pretty certain in my initial guessing that not a single book I’ve read in ages is on tape, though. Hm, I’ll see if I’m wrong about that, and, if so, I’ll pony up with a suggestion. Take care of those eyes. Hi to Jarrod! ** Okay. You know what to do or what you’ve done or what you’re partly through doing, depending on your blog viewing habits. Luxuriate in Steve’s gift and say hey in some way or another to him between now and Monday, okay? See you then.