“Maybe we’re crazy but we think we just had sex with Kash Patel.”

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visitingathens, 18
Athens

the first one to buy me a crossmotor can fuck me

Guestbook of visitingathens

Aron-goes-bad – May 13, 2026
If you are a “victim” of some sort of financial difficulty, I am sorry, but I am not a loan service, don’t ask me to help you out. Unless we are in a in personal relationship, I can not help you- look towards your friends and family. Even if you are cute and have a fuckable ass- I feel badly for you, but I am not a loan service. I am a nice guy, but your trade off does not make sense. In other words, my “bullshit filter” is working very well, I am not an easy mark, so save yourself the trouble, you worthless piece of crap!!!

visitingathens (Owner) – May 10, 2026
ive done some serious reassessment since then

FratDick – May 10, 2026
I fucked you and I didn’t even need to buy you a drink.

visitingathens (Owner) – May 10, 2026
you can have everything you want and nothing you don’t want

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Portuguese, Greek, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No dirty
Fisting No
S&M No
PNP Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Str8fuckmeatcomingtoacitynearyou, 19
Long Beach

Unique opportunity to fuck a totally straight teen.

Next up: Longbeach CA
April 16, 17, 18

I am his Mentor.

I set up and confirm availability and it will be waiting naked and compliant to be used as your fuck-toy for the night.

He usually has a small window of time on thur/fri/sat nights, usually 8-11pm.
Message interest to me and if I decide you’re a good connection, I’ll confirm when he is available.

No chat, no conversations. Just show up, pleasure yourself with the toy and leave. He won’t react or say no.

No women…because he would enjoy that. and this isn’t about it’s enjoyment. Though I would love it if a woman could come and watch him being fucked by a man.

Guestbook of Str8fuckmeatcomingtoacitynearyou

stillwatersrundeep – April 19, 2026
He doesn’t have a sense of humor. Like literally none.

DontForgetMe – April 18, 2026
He’s got nothing to do with being straight; the guy’s an impotent passive gay boy from Miami. He’s a friend of fat guys and even disgusting; he’ll put up with anything, but he can’t get hard. Not at all! The first proof he’s gay is that he’s impotent; guys who aren’t gay can get hard about anything, logically. He is undoubtedly and demonstrably a passive gay with erectile dysfunction at the age of just 19. A total loser and a passive gay through and through. But he’s full of old, gay friends. Absolutely disgusting: an impotent, passive gay boy posing as straight when he’s full-on gay.

RyanMann – April 18, 2026
At one point he looked up at me and said, I need to escape my shit life.

mysteriousblob – April 17, 2026
I gave him an insane fuck in his hotel room, so much so that smoke started filling the room from the steamy intensity of the action! For this reason, you may want to prepare a fire extinguisher prior to meeting this escort. Additionally, you might check if the hotel bed is really firm and solid bed as the one we used broke and collapsed.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
PNP Yes
Kissing No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TommyAndKuku, 21
Maastricht

just a twink couple earning some money here 😄

sharing our spicy stuff from time to time

nothing too serious, just sharing ourselves and seeing what happens

taken but wide open 😌

Guestbook of TommyAndKuku

staledale – May 10, 2026
You used AI to write your profile. It’s always so obvious. The banality is numbing.

Hornyaussie – May 8, 2026
If you want rude and boring, theyre the guys for you.

CHRISandTOM – May 6, 2026
They’re like fire and ice. They’re like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. They’re ancient and forever. They burn at the center of time and in them you can see the turn of the universe. And they’re wonderful.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White, Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Languages Dutch, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
PNP No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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nostradumbest, 20
Dresden

Hi, I’m a Metalhead and I have a lot of sex. Complex and very heavy music is something I fucking love. If somebody has the same disgusting music taste it’s so awesome but it’s not required.

Guestbook of nostradumbest

aloneinthedark – May 9, 2026
Hey! I’m a black undead 💀 unicorn 🦄 dripping with blood 🩸 who loves extreme and nasty, deadly metal 🦇💀🕸️ Like black metal, death metal, metalcore, deathcore and gothic metal, experimental, industrial, darkwave —> as said the heavy stuff 🤘🏻💀🤘🏻 I’m also Bipolar as f🦆ck, hard to deal with but great in bed 😝 Why do I want you? I’ll be bloody honest 🩸I want to fuck your candy rainbow 🌈

rocksteady – May 9, 2026
He prefers a bonfire to a bar, but he prefers a bar to a club. For a movie he’d rather watch it at home, but if he goes out to the movies, he prefers the drive in to the movie theater.

nostradumbest (Owner) – May 3, 2026
🌓

Insanehound – May 3, 2026
With the encouragement of Judas Priest cranked to 10 and thundering in my ears, I made a most serious exploration his soft, petty, squalid pussy for three intoxicating, almost magical hours.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Spanish, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
PNP Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 800$

 

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cute_apocalypse, 18
Basel

give me dick and ass hole and money

Guestbook of cute_apocalypse

cute_apocalypse (Owner) – May 13, 2026
now off the market. now owned by aldan hewell. as he dislikes the negative connotations of the word escort, vassal is my new designation and drudge is my new name

verywellhung – May 7, 2026
Guilty pleasure, expert in making a crowd go wild.

HABITUS – May 7, 2026
you are illegal and gonna be deported

cute_apocalypse (Owner) – May 4, 2026
everyone here seems too darn nice or brutally uncompromising or vaguely disinterested.

coldfacewarmheart – May 4, 2026
Facing homelessness? Need help?

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M No
PNP Yes
Kissing No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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betteroff, 20
Aarhus

Hi. My name is Bette. I’m 20 years old. I’m a transgender girl and I’m trying to transition as naturally as possible (no surgery, hormones, or any similar procedures), so you can see me as a fem boy if you want just don’t say so.

Guestbook of betteroff

tiaramisu – May 6, 2026
Afterwards she said that at some point while I was going down on her, I told her – and I didn’t remember saying it – that her “cock was important.”

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair None
Smoker No
Languages Danish, French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
PNP Ask
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 70€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

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goinginsane, 22
Torremolinos

Hi guys very genuine boy, very sleazy boy, porn boy, rather be bttm like few raw loads ,but can be vers, looking 2 pay4play, eve’s or wkends, will reply 2 all, a full menu of good young sleaze available. I enjoy going out for rides on my bike as well.. I live in the countryside, spend a load of time with my parents’ horses..no do’nt even ask.. the answere is NO..

Guestbook of goinginsane

goinginsane (Owner) – May 12, 2026
I will not accom ppl anymore due a surton person removing 2 iterms from our home he know’s who he is as well do I nd frighten’d to say who this person is … and shame this person as he’s had plenty time to return these iterm’s, s YOU no WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!

Hitman_7 – May 7, 2026
I fucked him hard at a frantic pace for 30 minutes. He bit the mattress so hard there are 3 teeth mark fossils that look to be permanent.

kook74 – May 3, 2026
Chatty, socially-exhausting twink. Can you fist him? Probably not. Maybe yes. I don’t know, maybe if you make it worth his while.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
PNP Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1500€

 

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BrothersTogether, 18
Macon

Brothers wanting to earn some money

Guestbook of BrothersTogether

BrothersTogether (Owner) – May 11, 2026
Maybe we’re crazy but we think we just had sex with Kash Patel.

SchoolShorts – May 9, 2026
They really will do anything for cash. I am writing this while digesting their feces. What a treat!!!

BrothersTogether (Owner) – May 5, 2026
There is one very wealthy man on here who we want to do it with and he knows who he is.

CumSpender- – May 1, 2026
The boy on the left is an ex top with a big one.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
PNP Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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Perfect_Lover, 18
Memphis

I am a pretty blond cum guzzling fuck pig whose hole is up for grabs.

Yeah, if you care, I do have a boyfriend. I’m bored as hell with him. I’m mentally (and emotionally) checked out of that relationship, and looking for something better.

I might be sleeping because I’m currently sick, so if I don’t reply, I’m sorry.

Guestbook of Perfect_Lover

hornyjohny – May 11, 2026
I love when boys have good arches and back problems.

Fuckinator – May 10, 2026
The level of untreated Palilalia is disturbing.

cockforfun – May 8, 2026
A bratty little bitch that natters and teases until you go completely crazy. My fave part was when I pinned him to the floor and fucked him until his brain lost its wattage and was just sloshing around in his head.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
PNP Yes
Kissing Ask
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 700$

 

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findsome, 20
Seattle

The older you get the more you understand your role in life.

I definitely realized that I have a big cock.

It all started with my first webcam. I was so excited to turn on my computer and finally have a chance to virtually meet some cute girls.
But somehow I always ended up with men asking me to jack it, watch ladies suck it, offering crazy money to take their place.

I took one of them up on that and started to love it.

I have a girlfriend but unfortunately she doesn’t like all of this.

So I am drunk and horny literally 24/7.

Guestbook of findsome

findsome (Owner) – May 13, 2026
As of May 11 2026, I can proudly say, my dick is owned by John and Julie Kuma. A great couple who love me from THEIR hearts and minds, and not just their mouths. A couple who empower me to be who I truly AM, who reaffirm me that I AM ENOUGH.

findsome (Owner) – May 4, 2026
If I don’t say anything while you’re blowing me, it’s probably because I don’t know what to say.

SkillsNotFound – May 4, 2026
I think he could best be described as a pragmatist who appreciates nuance.

findsome (Owner) – May 1, 2026
Been asked too much, I think I’m straight.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XXL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
PNP No
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 1$
Overnight Rate 5$

 

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MellowBoy, 18
Paris

just turned 18, just moved to france. ONLY Looking for paypigs to help pay my rent.

Guestbook of MellowBoy

The_Guru_Bull – May 12, 2026
He wanted to pay his rent, and I wanted his ass. His rent is expensive so his ass had to work hard. He didn’t like it, and I didn’t like paying that much for an ass. But by working together, we got the respective jobs done.

Antoine1831000 – May 9, 2026
The designations escort and client represent a mindset where we can shed the barriers that divide us and reconnect with our primal origins while still harnessing our ability to think critically and make wise choices. These qualities empower us to create extraordinary things simply by co-existing. Anything is achievable when we work for it, and the value of our efforts has a price but is priceless.

It’s disheartening to encounter escorts like this one who thinks he knows it all. Escorting without the intent to improve each client is senseless. I believe it’s essential for an escort to focus on what he can give to others, prioritizing their happiness over his own expectations, which in context are essentially distractions.

Additionally, when standing naked before a client, it’s courteous to ask if the client sees anything he needs. This simple gesture shows appreciation for the invitation and acknowledges the generosity of being welcomed into another’s financial output.

ForgiveMeFather – May 4, 2026
– average height, skinny body type
– light-colored, medium lengthy hair
– twink-like facial and bodily features

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M No answer
PNP Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Adem Berbic, Hey. That’s pretty unfounded indeed. It’s nothing like that in my experience. Holland and Denmark being somewhat close together doesn’t make them any more alike than, oh, France and Spain. Mm, that book seems like it could find favor in any number of big (or small) cities. Maybe you’re presupposing what effect it has on whoever is drawn to it? Or who the audience is for coffee table books? Maybe you’re being a little crotchety? I haven’t seen the book though, obviously, so what do I know? ** _Black_Acrylic, Never knew about Mitsubishi. I wonder why it got that name? I’m not sure if it made it to the States, or to LA anyway. Or with that name at least. Anyway, it sounds very nice indeed. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Maybe the answer to love’s presumed financial needs is a TikTok channel. Yes, ‘Forever Young’ too. And dear god please kill ‘Stairway to Heaven’ while he’s at it. And ‘Let It Be’. I could go on and on. Well, the answer to love’s wondering in that regard is obvious. Sigh. My fave part was when I pinned love to the floor and fucked him until his brain lost its wattage and was just sloshing around in his head, G. ** Carsten, Yes, Zac and I are collaborative on every aspect of our films’ lifespans from birth including the worst parts. I may have said this before, but I saw Lightnin’ Hopkins play live in my teens. He performed at this tiny folk/club in LA called The Ash Grove that was located on Melrose of all places. Amazing place. I saw all kinds of legendary blues artists there — Sonny Terry & Brownie McGee, Mississippi John Hurt, and loads of others. ** Antonia, Hi, Antonia! Thanks so much. Oh, wow, that’s intense and great about losing the antidepressants’ input. I never did antidepressants for some reason, but I remember what it was like when I stopped recreational drugs, and, yeah, it took a while, but the clarity became very interesting and positive. I hope that kind of thing happens for you. Surely it will. You’re coming to see RT! Awesome, please say hi and stuff. xo. ** Steve, It does, haha. Sued … I’m not sure, but they did pull the show off the air for I think a few days. ** Jamie, Hi again! Pills are sweet, or can be. I’m old enough to remember when most drugs only came in pill form — speed, LSD, downers, etc. Two kids, wow, congrats to you guys, and, yeah, that’s a lot of expended energy. There’s lots of great things in LA. Uh, Museum of Jurassic Technology to start. Let me think. I have a fondness for the Graveline Tour, if it still exists, where they drive you all over LA in a converted hearse and show you where famous people died. Like ‘That spot on that sidewalk is where William Frawley from ‘I Love Lucy’ dropped dead of a heart attack’. Yeah, things have gone really well for RT in the screenings and responses and so on. We’re very happy. Tentatively it’ll start streaming in the US in July, but that’s not locked down yet. Have ongoing big fun, buddy! ** HaRpEr //, It seems like it might. No, I haven’t read Stanisław Ignacy Witkiewicz. Finding that post entry was the first I’d heard of him. I read ‘Ulysses’ when I was 16, and the only reason I did was because it was on my parents’ bookshelves and my mother mentioned that it had ‘nasty homosexual’ stuff in it, although I can’t believe she ever cracked its cover since the only book I ever saw her reading was by Kahil Gibran. If I’d been younger when John Waters started making films, he would have saved my life too. ** Laura, Hi! Cheap, sure. Contemporary art is good at cheap. The balcony even had an ashtray. It was amazing! We had a sweet producer for ‘Permanent Green Light’ and we might work with him again if it’s realistically possible to raise funds via French government grants for a film shot in English, which is a huge question mark. You mean Leo? No, he was really nice. I liked him. He lived just down the street from me in a modest sized house at the time. I used to bump into him in the hood and chat once in a while. Was he a rocket scientist? No. But he was cool. Can’t imagine you’re a sappy child. On my mind? I’m still waking up, so … I think just boring stuff like remembering to do laundry before I go to Berlin on Sunday. Blah. Your brain is far superior. ** Bill, The two contemporary art museums in Brussels aren’t bad. I guess there’s an ok gallery scene, we were told, but we didn’t investigate. Nice parks. Pretty lush. No, I don’t know that Hugh Hayden piece or I would have definitely included it. Nice. I hope your week decrazifies. That’s not a word? ** Right. Mid month, escorts, so I’ll leave you with them and see you tomorrow.