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‘So i watched a documentary about gay sex and next thing im making an account here. Go figure’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of July 2020

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suckmymilkout, 20
Châteauneuf-les-Martigues

people with dark and dirty mentality who think they can use people for there plasure and through them away please text me 😁 specally fuck addict old people 😈 And am kind of skinny too so would u like to help me with some food ? Can also be a quick from me 😛 I come, bla.e you and you take me and end .

Guestbook of suckmymilkout

Arnd – July 5, 2020
I am a terminally ill college student who will sign over my car and possessions to you if you will be my sextoy as I move through my last stage of life.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 80 €
Overnight 550 €

 

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phillippneedsmonney, 18
Torino

I П Ƨ Ө M П I Λ ☿ ᴾ ᴿ ᴼ ᴶ ᴱ ᶜ ᵀ ⁰⁷³¹ ,17 📍ł₥₱ɆⱤł₳

COME TO SPEAK ABOUT ME🤪🔪⛓💀🖤 S || mash I already regret

Oh and I make music too it’s great 💀💀

Guestbook of phillippneedsmonney

phillippneedsmonney – July 1, 2020
If you are looking for someone introvert, that someone is not me. I like the way I am and I will not change. Do not ask me for autographs. I have no pen.

Chanelblue – June 29, 2020
Too weird dude (((

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Italian, English, Russian
Position Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No answer
Fisting no
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 1000 €
Overnight 3000 €

 

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whimpyaaron, 18
Zurich

I’m a Male soon to be Female Trans Girl. I am a vegetarian and I dress only second hand to help our planet. I am working to save for the surgery to transform my cock into a pussy finally. Even though I hate my male body it’s not bad at all so I want to reward it in its last months , thank you for the help to make my dream come true!

Guestbook of whimpyaaron

whimpyaaron (Owner) – June 25, 2020
more trees 🌸✨💖🙈 less assholes

zack78 – June 23, 2020
There’s a new virus going around the escorts, it’s called „feelings“. Don’t get that shit ..

ILike18YearOLD – June 22, 2020
lovely little ultra-fem hippie girly boy or whatever the contemporary term is for that gentle “save the world” type. very tight ass, very sensitive, won’t go near chems, even poppers (something about Monsanto), but don’t be scared. through the miracle of gently pronounced feminine pronouns and a soothing conversational segue from world politics to the gender binary his little pinkie eased open just a crack. i quickly plunged my big cock inside and filled it twice without a drop of blood.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Pansexual
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, French, Italian, German
Position More bottom
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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ian, 18
Ilion

ballet dancer Volleyball player if you’re over 40 you’ll think I’m a god

Guestbook of ian

ian (Owner) – July 9, 2020
my cousin is a celebrity he was the actor who played john b in the outer banks his real name is chase stokes

BBTop4Hole – July 7, 2020
Send nudes of you cause it’s my birthday.

ian (Owner) – July 6, 2020
one kiss is all it takes to fall in love with me

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Greek, English
Position Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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RespectfulSimpleton, 19
Manchester

I made THE UNBREAKABLE VOW every early in my life that I MUST NEVER OBJECT when no-matter-who (male or female, older or younger, friend or total stranger) will approach me sexually, grope me without asking, or even force me into being used as a sex toy for them (provided that it comes with compensation of some kind).

Ever since this vow I do hope for someone to grope me (my butt? my dick? my nipples? everything else?) whithout asking – be it while standing in public transportation, standing in line somewhere, or sitting eyes closed in the park…

Sadly, somehow this has never happened enough to me before. SO SAD!

Therefore:
If ever you find me IN REAL LIFE and you do have the vague idea that it COULD be me:
Ask me if I am Peter… You may find me unprepared and surprised once you grope me, but be assured that I will NOT blame you for anything or even object. I may act puzzled, but NEVER objecting. From there on slip me some bills and you can force me into more whithout ever having to fear any inconvenient consequences…

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Prefer not to say
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Discussuon
Rate per hour 40 £
Overnight On request

 

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free_room_in_hambrg, 19
Hamburg

free room in Hamburg for escorts to rent on time for 50,- Euro per day.

i stay in the apartment too, but i sleep in the living-room.

you and your customers can use all rooms (citchen, bath, living-room in the apartment too.

im a little bit retarded but good at mario kart.

i don´t have any sex-interestings but i like to watch girls with cute booties get filled by guys with big cocks!!!!

Guestbook of free_room_in_hambrg

free_room_in_hambrg (Owner) – June 16, 2020
also maybe in a pinch i love cleaning up girls after they’ve been fucked. white COCK rules.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English, Czech
Position Prefer not to say
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Fisting Active
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 50 €

 

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Hooligan, 24
Wellington

Aw yeah I dunno aye flick us a message if my profile looks alg to you. I don’t really mind age or body type or whatever cause really it doesn’t matter and also it’s 2020 so everyone’s beautiful no matter what. Yeah sorry for making you read this if I don’t respond quick I’m sorry I might just be drunk though

Guestbook of Hooligan

m5power – July 4, 2020
You wanted to “live” but you’ve never lived, never loved. That’s why you hate me, because you’re dead, DEAD.

m5power – July 3, 2020
Here’s what he used to charge me:
Blowjob 80 
Sodomy 120  (condom)
Sodomy bareback 160 
Scat, violence, blood, pissing, and kissing was free.

m5power – July 3, 2020
I don’t usually install apps right after the break up. But i see that my ex sugarboy has installed one of it, so i’m here to start giving him shit.

sssslurp – June 30, 2020
He said I could fuck him senseless and dump my load in him and make him my bitch if in addition to the agreed upon fee I bought him a couple of Switch games on Amazon so that’s what happened.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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BestSexyGirl, 21
Dubai

If your life just for fun and happy , let Fucker my great ass then go . Don’t say love is life , my life just money fun and happy without love .

Guestbook of BestSexyGirl

Fortuna2014 – July 9, 2020
Yes, the mouth is a stunner

w8ing4u – July 5, 2020
Had all kinds of plans for him but got waylaid by his juicy lips, shoved 4 fingers in his pussy, roughly grabbed his head and forced my tongue deep in his storming mouth, ramming and rough riding and sucking as he gasped for air, eyes streaming, his bile slopping down my throat, and didn’t stop face sucking him until I came.

Anonymous – July 1, 2020
hot mouth

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Farsi
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex never
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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MountainsAreLOVE, 24
Kiev

Greetings, friend.

I am a smart, handsome, masculine young guy with a delightful smile who is ready to become the decoration of your evening. I am rarely interested in the proposal to just have sex, I’m not meat and you’re not a butcher. On the other hand, he who does not take risks does not drink champagne. For me this is not a job but a creative pursuit, I like the psychological model of such relationships. I don’t smoke, practically don’t drink, do take drugs but won’t take anything too strong with a person whom I don’t know, although there are exceptions.

Guestbook of MountainsAreLOVE

MountainsAreLOVE (Owner) – June 23, 2020
Okay to your offer if you let me photograph you as reference material for art.

HAMMERJASS – June 23, 2020
Hello! I am an elderly crossdresser. I am also a skilled and passionate ass-worshiper, and I seek to worship your ass. Through this intimate and erotically stimulating act, I hope to establish the basis for a permanent relationship with you, the owner of the qualified ass. I imagine myself spreading your two fine cheeks and diving inside face-first, with my tongue pointed and ready for deep licking. Therein, deep inside your ass-of-asses, I will find my second home, and I will breathe in the scent as if it is the scent of gratitude and fineness. I reject the more hardcore aspects of ass love, such as fisting, as I find that to be rather grisly and lacking in any grounds for greater intimacy. As such, I offer you a lifetime of love under those terms.

MountainsAreLOVE (Owner) – June 17, 2020
I am also seeking a permanent relationship with an elderly crossdresser.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Russian
Position Versatile
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Fisting Active
Safe Sex Always
Rate per hour 90 €
Overnight 380 €

 

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rottenweed, 18
Hamburg

ask me if it’s 4:20 yet poor tired and prob asleep Location: Disappointment Island

Guestbook of rottenweed

AngelOfTheAbyss – June 24, 2020
Talkative Arab kid Stoned into outer space Doesnt know what to do exactly Might not be lying about his age

SomeLikeItHot01 – June 17, 2020
Hitler’s descendants need a psychiatrist

Anonymous – June 16, 2020
Another failed Chimney of Omonia.

Anonymous – June 16, 2020
another TRITOCOSMIC DECISION of Sub-Saharan Africa has emerged.
The absolute disgrace of the Germans to pay to fuck Pakistani Albanian Arabs Arab Turks and all foreign waste.
To marry Ahmed, Muhammad and Ibrahim.
Damn your anarchic stink.
Shame on Germany.

Anonymous – June 16, 2020
If you can stomach paying for a rat Arab, rottenweed is a unique shocking experience that is worth experiencing even once in your life and then let it die.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, Turkish, Pakistani
Position Prefer not to say
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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JimforHim, 18
St. Louis

💕Redhead, offer butt and mouth primarily
🎓 Starting on a 4 year in Criminal Justice.
👮‍♂️ Future Police Officer
🍻🥂🍹🥃 Im pretty good at drinking people under the table.
👬Open to hanging out
🤢Won’t lick your feet if you have athletes foot, dodgy nails or verucas, etc.

🖤🖤❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
💙💙❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
🖤🖤❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
💙💙❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Before you bring illegal drugs understand that I’m going to be a Officer and my job will come first in any situation.

Guestbook of JimforHim

eddy14 – July 11, 2020
I fuckin’ hate police!!!
All police is full of shit!!!!
F@#* U!!!!!!

JimforHim (Owner) – July 10, 2020
Yes, but I’ve discovered a feeling of happiness with my sexuality. Thus I now wish to share me being gay without having to involve a persona.

jjxesh – July 10, 2020
Didn’t you used to be a metalhead skateboarder type of escort or maybe you have a twin brother?

humanbiatch – July 7, 2020
I am mentally obsessed Sadly not physically also addicted to cop TV shows good at art kind of mostly special-effects make up like zombies scars that sort of thing I’m looking for something that will last me a forever something real if you’re not into that don’t play with my heart k or else I’m fucked up in the Brain 😵🔫😂💋 jk 😎🥰✌🏼

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No piercings
Tattoos No tattoos
Speaks English
Position Versatile
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
Safe Always
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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noe, 19
Dachau

Go eat with me

Ask me wt ever

make my life better

Guestbook of noe

noe (Owner) – June 22, 2020
I have no social skills. I don’t know.

SouthBooty – June 22, 2020
how much to eat whipped cream or chocolate off my 🍑?

shitinmymouth – June 22, 2020
How much to shit in my mouth?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Prefer not to say
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
Safe Sex No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Young-type, 19
Bucharest

Im a real young boy in Bucharest! Im here to build my confidence and self-worth. Im not in search of sex dates, but simply to have a coffee * and to talk about God. Im 19, and I never fucking learned how to read. You can talk about that, but you must to meet me.

* or (a) beer or a couple of bottles of wine

Guestbook of Young-type

nobodycares – July 12, 2020
Just a tiresome little dude

Young-type (Owner) – July 6, 2020
I hope to find a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot, who calls me back when i hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to my heartbeat, who wants to show me off to the world, who holds my hand in front of his friends, who is constantly reminding me of how lucky he is to have me, who turns to his friends and says, ‘that’s him.I love spending as much time as possible not in sexual intimacy with him.’

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, English, German
Position Prefer not to say
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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anotheraccount, 20
Panama City

Im a surfer and i cost money. Long term ok but it must be 90% sexual.

Guestbook of anotheraccount

Affectus – June 24, 2020
Only one actual date but it was special cuz i sat outside my apartment at midnight with a bottle of lube, wearing nothing but an oversized T-shirt, and advertised my location on Grindr. Got fucked till 5am, by 8 different guys. At one point i had 3 at a time. Made $200 that day. Loved every dammed second of it.

matthewxoxo – June 23, 2020
8 in the last 3 days (but im unusually cute)

Dianias – June 23, 2020
zero :'(

slutmoneylickboy – June 22, 2020
Seeing my 3rd one tonight. What bout u?

_so_sad_ – June 22, 2020
just 1 real one

ghost07 – June 21, 2020
1

anotheraccount (Owner) – June 21, 2020
I dont know who reads this part but Im curious if other escorts here would say how many customers theyve have had.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, Portuguese, English
Position More top
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Fisting Active
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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mr_handsome119guy, 19
Zurich

So i watched a documentary about gay sex and next thing im making an account here. Go figure.

Guess i’m looking to explore the world of gay using the escort set up as a safety valve. To broaden my mind and basically be more exciting.

Ideally looking for guys who are horny and flip flop or whatever it’s called, like getting it and giving it and that sort of thing.

Plan is either I’ll go gay and join a dating site or see this as a youthful folly. I’m hoping to discover my true self along the way.

Guestbook of mr_handsome119guy

mr_handsome119guy (Owner) – July 8, 2020
Apparently I’m gay but a total s**t.

TheEmptyInside – July 6, 2020
If he offers to read you some of the poetry he writes say no.

mr_handsome119guy (Owner) – July 3, 2020
If you want to understand me … listen to the music of Muse.

mr_handsome119guy (Owner) – July 3, 2020
Sorry if i looked interested, I wasn’t.

LoveFuckyou – July 3, 2020
He can not get erect with fat men apparently.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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CumStation_4U, 21
Inglewood

What is the cause of human suffering? We all live fast, it is hard to keep up. As long as we exist, we will go through grief, sadness, suffering and sorrow. It is inexpiable, that we really have the ability to call ourselves people. Till the day comes when every fragment of this world turns into dust, we will remain what we are, human beings made of sadness.

Anyway can someone make me shut up with something big and juicy, like watermelon, just choke me on a huge dick already.

Guestbook of CumStation_4U

flyawaywithme – July 11, 2020
Like in the pix he has a glory hole set up in his apt. He stays anon, you stick your dick through, he sucks you off. I’d like to believe the mouth sucking me belonged to the guy in the pix, but unless he had all his teeth pulled since the pix was taken it wasn’t him.

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Average
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight On request

 

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We_are_F🌺&J🦂, 19
Paris

I have problems that only you can solve.

I’m looking for a serious male top for potentially fucking me and my future girlfriend. If(she’s into this). I’m willing to send a better pic through imgur but would like to keep everything discrete.

If you’re a bi who has a big dick and stamina and and have the desire to fuck a potential cute young couple; we will get along.

guestbook of We_are_F🌺&J🦂

nils_holgersson – June 20, 2020
I wonder what awaits you

We_are_F🌺&J🦂 (Owner) – June 12, 2020
And no, I’m not gay, so please don’t ask, unless you think tolerating a guy’s dick in my ass to turn on a girl i love makes me qualify.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks french, English
Position prefer not to say
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex Always
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight 150 €

 

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turnmeonturnmeonn, 23
Dallas

just as a normal guy very poor looking at you´re service.
I always do a LOT for money but
during Corona-time I’m starving so therefore I´m offering my body kinky and naughty and even fem.
You can make some offers + pricetag.
pretty much a “straight” guy laidback and chill, but when it comes to the bedroom, I guess I’m a little complex.

Guestbook of turnmeonturnmeonn

turnmeonturnmeonn (Owner) – July 4, 2020
I quit this page beacuse i find finances in life.

slammmmmmmmmmmmmmm – June 29, 2920
Helping this guy out by looking for guys aged 18-47 (cock at least 16cm) who want to hammer in his throat during an assembly line session outdoor I’m organising. We meet, I lead you to him, he kneels in the bushes and you have 10 minutes to fuck his throat and spray on his face or in his stomach. When your time is up, head off to make room for the next one. If you really like it getting back in line 3 times is possible.

TexasMasc – June 27, 2020
I fucked him like an Ayesha Erotica song.

LiamR – June 24, 2020
first his brain 🧠 is not sexy💭 i filled him with loads and gave him first hiv pos test🙈 didn’t plan to i paid for a romantic date🏃 but his ass too hot 🍔 so blame it 🏭 he should only get hard face fucking. His cock and ass don’t matter.

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
Safe Never
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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wereismydaddy, 20
Moscow

Simple,
I get turned on by having zombie wallet,
you know you need this,
you want this,
pay is good,
you need more don’t you,
keep feeding my greed,
it’s good addiction,
what are you waiting for,
let me burn your wallet.

Guestbook of wereismydaddy

prophetOFdoom – June 26, 2020
Nobody knows, just bad luck I guess.

Flaechezinker – June 26, 2020
Why the fuck am I jacking off to a murder?

sab-bo – June 26, 2020
I hate that I’m into this kind of stuff but I agree with your statement.

darirad – June 26, 2020
Love how lonely and bored he must be, makes the eventual death even hotter.

Anonymous – June 26, 2020
FYI this insufferable lying, trolling shithead has been captured and will spend the rest of his short life like this.

Debussy – June 3, 2020
Do you like bad? He’s one.

Stormswarning – May 28, 2020
WARNING PLEASE READ…arrived with a “friend”, both armed with guns, robbed me, stole electronics, threatened retaliation from a crime syndicate if i told police.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Russian, English
Position Top only
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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SightSetOnYou, 19
Cristorel

Hi I’m from Romania and I make people feel good I speak English and Romanian I make people always feel good

Guestbook of SightSetOnYou

Edy006 – July 9, 2020
Well I hired him and I don’t really know how I feel or what to write here but will be happy to take any questions.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Romanian, English
Position Versatile
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Fisting Active/Passive
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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fuckyouifyoubroke, 20
Manhattan

Guys either want to be me or be with me. I’m what all you fags crave. I embrace all the qualities that you’re supposed to hate: narcissism, arrogance, selfishness…it’s all about me. I’m constantly running through fags and taking what I want. Funny how you rant and rave about hating “toxic masculinity” and my profile probably makes you leak.

Guestbook of fuckyouifyoubroke

Bartek – July 9, 2020
What he lacks in likability he makes up for in comedic value 😳😁😳😁😳😁😳

fuckyouifyoubroke (Owner) – July 7, 2020
I spend countless hours edging and worshipping my true god. Countless gallons of lube, precum and sperm. I’m so proud to be a man and so thankful to my 8 inch fat penis.

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Top only
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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kaowoat_m, 18
Rangsit

Hi my name is Kaowoat ……nice to meet u all I want u to fuck me and hope u wanna fuck me …..can also only blowjob for a pack of cigarettes thank u

Guestbook of kaowoat_m

kk_kk – July 10, 2020
I had sex with you last night. I forgot to tell you that I am what is called “a discreet gay” and it must stay that way. To live happily, our sex must stay hidden … Thank you for your understanding. At 21 it’s sad but that’s how I have my reasons.

Review: ass 5⭐

HardFuck01 – July 10, 2020
You won’t remember me but I love your ass and I’ve had a lot of great sex with it.

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair No hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Thai, English
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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ScorchingAstral, 18
London

I think I’m a complicated person, and you’ll experience that.
I like to control every situation I’m in, but that doesn’t mean I always get what I want.
Not everything is external, but the high quality of my appearance is important to me. If I don’t see awe in your eyes, I won’t be good in bed.
I consider myself much better than others of my age group.
I live in a block of luxury apartments in Pimlico – Dolphin Square.
If you want to start a conversation, ask me about something positive or negative that has happened in my life.
I can cum exclusively from having my nipples licked and that is an achievement I’m quite proud of.
I am gay but not literally gay.

Guestbook of ScorchingAstral

ScorchingAstral (Owner) – June 30, 2020
If you live halfway across the world I sell photos of my anus, rectum and colon taken with a sigmoidoscope (my father’s a doctor), suggest a price, payment by Paypal.

Bat_Man – June 25, 2020
he does this cute little thing where before you have sex he wants to talk a while before he determines his fee then he gets naked and tells you to slide your credit card quickly through his ass crack then he makes whirring noises with his mouth and says (in my case) “250£, is that correct?” then if you agree to the price you poke his ass cheek and he makes more whirring noises and he says, “approved.”

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
Safe Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On Request
Overnight On Request

 

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governmentwhore, 18
Al Qa`idah

I’m not looking for someone to just fuçk me I want them to do a lot more if your not into anything more than fucking me don’t hire me.

I’m also available to beautiful girls with tasty pussies.

Guestbook of governmentwhore

Anonymous – June 23, 2020
What are you actually selling? The Orion Nebula or your body?

antoniojoel – June 22, 2020
Three months worth of his sperm

governmentwhore (Owner) – June 14, 2920
Right now?
*Black skinny jeans
*High top cons with the red/black checked laces
*Knee hi socks – red/black checks
*2 belts – studded
*A long sleeved t – solid black with skull bats
*Another t (Asking Alexandria) over the top
*A hoodie
*Fingerless gloves – skeleton ones
*A scarf – gray/black stripes
*My dog tag/razor necklace
*Makeup = black eyeliner, mascara, black eyeshadow, lipstick/gloss, black nailpolish
*Some hair clips
*Jewellery = fake plugs, studded bracelets, beads
*My iPod & messenger bag (Jack Skeleton)

xxxmcremoxxx – June 14, 2020
what are you wearing?

governmentwhore (Owner) – June 11, 2020
I prefer to cook and bake my ownself than get myself takeouts so I might can get your breakfast done earlier 😉

Dick Xl, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Position More top
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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LilAntXXX, 23
Caracas

First of all don’t reveal anything about me, i live with heart patient parents. (but I want to move from home) Parents/relatives/friends doesn’t know about my this side. So keep secret.

I am very needy person, please I need to earn anyhow by doing anything. I have no money. Ready for anything beyond capacity and assumption.

Exploitation on street for years took me in to this field. I can easily be with man who is exploitive who can support me financially like in accommodation, food.

Guestbook of LilAntXXX

LilAntXXX (Owner) – July 10, 2020
I am a bottom so don’t ask me to fuck you jesus

LilAntXXX (Owner) – July 1, 2020
One thing is my sneakers must stay on no matter whether I’m fixed on the bed or fisted in the sling or lying on the chair or whether I’m hanging upside down.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

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KyleMeadow, 20
Los Angeles

On a neverending quest to become the skinniest legend.

Died my hair blonde so that I’d look like I’m down. Pls tell me if it worked.

Not in LA, so sue me. I can tell you where I am in chat. Hint? Æøå.

Really want to move there. It’s a shame about your immigration system though.

Also on a alcohol recovery, one day at a time. If your willing to stick around for that.

Let’s grab a coffee from 6 feet away and chat to see if the chemistry is there through our facemasks.

Guestbook of KyleMeadow

UncleFester – June 24, 2020
The blond hair helps

KyleMeadows (Owner) – June 20, 2020
I’m back to drinking heavily again but the point is this weekend I will let all the sperm I have collected from various tops (freshly secured from their dicks or my mouth or ass and immediately stored into the freezer) flow into a big, juicy spectacle.

Are you interested in enjoying everything for yourself – meet and slather me in this gravy for the double my hourly fee (but you can take at least 3 leisurely hours)?

Or do you just want to funnel that sperm into my hole then add your ration straight into my dripping butt and 20 minutes are enough for you ?! Then you can do that for less than 1/3 of my hourly fee!

Don’t let it bother you either – better, you should find it awesome – that so many men in front of you got their cocks blown up by me!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks Greek, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 1500 €

 

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islandpokemonmaster, 19
Toledo

Hey everyone! I am Matthew, 19 years old, autistic, and from Ohio, USA. What do I do for a living? I live with my father and siblings. I work for two jobs. The first job I work for is May-October and that’s working for a retail gift shop that does underground cave tours for tourists in the summer and fall. The second job is November-April and that’s working for my grandparent’s gas station business.

Guestbook of islandpokemonmaster

TigerHD – June 13, 2020
Another trick is if you put on loud metal, preferably deathcore, metalcore or gothic metal. It has some effect with his autism and he turns into sexy putty.

mypole4yourhole – June 4, 2020
Trick with him is to make him put on girls panties, tell him he’s pretty, and then get the hardcore shit goin full steam ahead. ✌️

Bills💪🏻 – June 2, 2020
couldn’t get past the knuckles but you probably can if you make it your mission.

johnny78 – May 21, 2020
A cute but very autistic boy who has sex but does not seem to understand what sex is exactly and has the most unearthly moaning and groaning orgasms.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking no
Speaks English
Position More bottom
S&M Soft
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 400 $

 

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_inconspicuous_, 19
Berlin

Shit, I’m broke again. Let’s see what happens this time…

Guestbook of _inconspicuous_

_inconspicuous_ (Owner) – July 2, 2020
⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔
⛔⛔⛔I’m too afraid⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔

joswer1688 – Jul 2, 2020
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

_inconspicuous_ (Owner) – July 1, 2020
Yeah but it might turn me gay, and that would fucking suck, no offence.

JustinElio – July 1, 2020
Piece of advice, if you offered more options you’d be less broke.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Hungarian, English, German
Position Prefer not to say
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex Always
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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jon-athan2001, 18
Santa Barbara

I’m a bisexual boy, but somehow I don’t get along with girls.

I no longer have any fear in boy-boy sex, but it took me 5 years to get to love the boy sex and not just get angry.

Since I’m “unfortunately” a boy, I can only do this as a passive boy in a bisexual moment with another man.

Unfortunately, this idyllic imagination may end soon enough when I see the “uproar” here.

My dick and ass is only seen by People who can take care of it.

Guestbook of jon-athan2001

Josemeccool – July 3, 2020
Jonathan I beg your pardon for my doubts regarding your realness I thought you were you were one of the fake but you are really real and easily the greatest fuck in the history of the world.

Snogger – July 2, 2020
He sucked the soul out of my dick!

bonzo – June 28, 2020
shaved buttocks and legs, a little hair on the lower legs, hole you can balls deep a 14 inch dildo with 0 effort, a lot of self harm scars too if thats your thing.

jon-athan2001 (Owner) – June 24, 2020
I disagree with your assessment.

i_want_u – June 24, 2020
He’s on the verge of turning into a full blown slut. I encourage you to hire him and keep turning him into a slut. He just needs some encouragement.

Josemeccool – June 24, 2020
Fake!

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Sex No answer
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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ABoyWithaToy, 21
Berlin

My name is Jayden, I’m a 21 year old dumb alt slut bottom I guess.

Recovering from T (PnP) so I never plan on getting back into that despite the extremely great sex while addicted to T. I’m still fine with doing any other drug other than T.

Low-key hoping to catch some feelings too.

Guestbook of ABoyWithaToy

Anonymous – June 25, 2020
Never forget who you are.

himynameisslimshady – June 22, 2020
Based on having spent a lot of time in the same places where Jayden was a free for all pig I’d estimate he’s been fucked by 15,000 men easy.

kamuk – June 22, 2020
Damn Jayden, you clean up good! I always assumed you were in your late 40s.

gutyy – June 21, 2020
120 for the biggest whore in the world?
The dirtiest, nastiest, most disgusting guy in the world?
It is a disaster. That’s why gays are frowned upon outside, because of guys like him!

andywhoever – June 18, 2020
assuming his getting off tina hasn’t done a physical repair job he must still have a crazy loose hole that can take anything from two fists elbow deep down to a limp dick along with every other thing woof woof WOOF

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Safe sex Never
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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ohmymoistness, 19
Long Island

I am a young petite Goth vampire cuddler!! Apart from cuddling I offer therapeutic discussion for psychosocial problems.

Cuddling is still a taboo in our society. An environment in which we can cuddle uninhibitedly when we need it and it does us good is needed. In today’s society there is “chronic lack of contact”, says Uwe Hartmann, Professor of Sexual Medicine.

My rules are as follows:
– no touching near my genital area
– no tongues on my skin
– no kissing
– no alcohol or drugs that influence judgement
– no nudity

Guestbook of ohmymoistness

ohmymoistness (Owner) – July 8, 2020
No, I’m just very pale and have a speech impediment which I probably should have mentioned.

wapito33 – July 8, 2020
I don’t believe in zombies but I had a strong feeling that he’s a zombie.

Anonymous – July 7, 2020
you very much irritate me

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position No preference stated
S&M No
Dirty No
Fisting No
Safe Always
Rate per hour 6 $
Overnight 5 $

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SLUTHOUSE, 21
Paris

I am SLUTHOUSE and you are watching Disney channel

Guestbook of SLUTHOUSE

stone_45 – May 27, 2020
My baby, my child, my sweetheart, my pretty pretty boy, I love you very much, but I will never fuck you.

like-a-boyfriend – May 26, 2020
and he’s well read!

SLUTHOUSE (Owner) – May 26, 2020
I don’t care I go home or I only get in a car today for a birthday party collectors I’m only 12 thousand 30 minutes

-eFFortless- May 26, 2020
This message is about one thing and one thing only. My (M-sized) hands. I can massage them inside you or punch you with two hands. You tell me! I’m a fister with over 10 years of pratice fisting little blondies with slutty asses. Not more, not less. So tell me exactly how much that costs and 💦🤤🐷👊🏻LET’S OPEN YOUR HOLE!👊🏻🐷🤤💦

like-a-boyfriend – May 26, 2020
He is just such a cute nice effeminate cheerful assured completely passive juicy piece of exorbitantly expensive boy meat.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Danish, English
Position More bottom
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
Safe Sex Never
Rate per hour 1000 $
Overnight 10000 $

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Scunnard, Thank you, man. ** Golnoosh, Hi, Golnoosh, very nice to see you! Well, the arts in general have become more conservative overall for one thing. Actually, I think fiction/poetry themselves are in a wilder phase these days than they have been in ages, or at least a wilder phase than film or art or theater are comparatively. I don’t know why culture has locked itself tighter really. That’s a big mysterious question. xo, me. ** Shane Christmass, Hi, Shane. Thanks, man. Yeah, Gira’s book was published by Rollins’ imprint. Like I said, I don’t remember why Michael was against a reprint, and he still is obviously. It doesn’t make much sense. Great about ‘Artificial Light’. I’ll tell Jim the next time I talk to him. It’s weird how even quite rebellious artists like Lydia, or Beth B for that matter, if they survive long enough, become these kind of revered legacy artists. It’s better than neglect, but it still weirds me out. Take care. ** David Estornell, Thank you kindly, Mr. Estornell! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I’d like to see that Flannery O’Connor doc, obviously. I’ll look for it. So bizarre that she died so young and yet did such great and impactful work. Brad’s bio of her is really good, as you probably know. ** Zak Ferguson, Hello, Zak! How good to see you! Wow, thank you so much for the kind and ultra-generous words. Well, I can tell you that my work has only barely kept my head above water financially at times and not often. But I never angled for that outcome. I always assumed it’d be a labor of love kind of thing where I would need to scramble elsewhere to buy the time to work. Utterly and even illogically believing in your interest/need to make art and in its need to exist in the public realm and patience, lots of patience, are fundamental, I think. I, of course, completely agree with you about the importance of those presses, and many more, and I’m sure yours will be amongst them. Really great thoughts and words, man, and thank you so much for them. Take care. ** Kirk, Hi, Kirk. Nice to meet you, and thank you for coming in here. Well, speaking as a reader, I don’t really see a writer’s age as being a deciding factor on who gets published by the more adventurous indie/micro presses. I majority read new writers, and I rarely know how old they are or think about that. With LHotB, I published books by Richard Hell and Matthew Stokoe, who were not very young at the time. The prodigy artist/writer is, and will always have, a helpful kind of pizzazz and charisma about it, but I don’t think a writer not being that young is a killer. I didn’t publish my first novel until I was in my late 30s, and that didn’t seem to matter. Anyway, thank you, and all success to you. ** Matthew Simmons, Hi, Matthew! How cool! How are you doing, sir? The last time I saw Amy Gerstler I asked her about Martha Kinney since Amy is who introduced me to her work. If I remember, Amy said that Martha isn’t writing very much for whatever reason. Which is a shame, as I think she was quite an extraordinary poet. What’s new with you? ** tomk, Hi, Tom! Yeah, weird the time passing. Time is super weird. But it’s also meaningless or something. So don’t take its seeming to fly by as particularly meaningful. Love, me. ** chris dankland, Hi, Chris!! I do believe/know, as I’ve often said, that this is a real renaissance time for indie publishing in the US, and, consequently, for American lit. When I was first starting out and dreaming/hoping to publish novels, basically you had to hope a major publisher would accept you because there was almost no other option. That was pretty true for a long time, up until the 90s, the exception being ‘niche’ smaller publishers focused on LGBT or feminist books, for instance. When I was a teen in the 60s/70s, there was a very healthy small press world, but it was 90% for poetry only. If you were poet, there were a lot of possibilities and hope to be had. As a fiction writer, it was tough. Granted that there were some major, or so-called major in the cases of Grove Press or New Directions, for instance, publishing houses that were a lot more risk taking than major presses are now. Nowadays when something like Jeremy Davies’s adventurous line of books at FSG Originals pops up, it’s like a miracle. Harper Perennial, who published me and Blake Butler and others, was pretty great, but it got killed after several years. In terms of why small presses were more scarce back then, you basically nailed it. They were a lot of labor. Little Caesar Press I had to do all myself from typesetting to the paste up to distributing because there was no other option. And you lost money like crazy because bookstores almost never paid for the books they sold. The birth of SPD and Consortium and distributors who handle small press books made a big difference. Is that a good answer? I can say more or more specific things if you want. Thank you for asking, pal. ** Tosh Berman, Thank you, Tosh. Until I launched that post yesterday, I had been under the impression that most of the LHotB books were in print, but numerous people who subsequently tried to order them informed me that most of them are actually out of print. I haven’t been in contact with Akashic for a few years, so this is news and very disappointing. I’m going to see if that can rectified, but I doubt Akashic will reprint them unless there’s a groundswell of interest that influences them. Yeah, I hear about LA. Well not just LA. It’s just a complete disaster. It’s very hard to imagine that LA, etc. aren’t going to have to lock down fully again. And there was no reason for this. Well, except for the one moronic, disgusting, narcissistic, pathologically lying reason of course. Hang in there, man. ** _Black_Acrylic, Thank you, Ben, and excellent news about your upcoming publication! Keep us hooked in. ** Brendan, Hi, B. God, I so miss going to music gigs. It’s murderous. They say ours will start returning in September, but we will see. Excited to look at your photos! And I’ll write you. You also do the total health whatever it takes thing, pal. ** Steve Erickson, Congrats on landing the interview. Should be fascinating. Yeah, eating out in a restaurant is still an inherently amazing experience here too. People have told me that LHotB influenced them to start presses. No, I wouldn’t do LHotB again. When I moved over here and realised I couldn’t give the series the amount of support I wanted — I was very hands on, went on book tours with the writers, etc. — that’s why I had to let it go. I didn’t want to do it in a half-assed way. And by then the indie press explosion had started, and I didn’t feel that there was as much of a need for it as a consequence. ** Misanthrope, Not bad, all but two. Yeah, the intensity of being under that particular gun seems like it would be apolitical. Envy on your million bucks. I got shit sleep, but hey. Chocolate mousse cheesecake sounds blissfully self-destructive. ** Sypha, Ah, youth. Like I said, it seems really mysterious why Gira is being so stingy with that book vis-a-vis its being in print. ** Bill, Hi. Bastille Day was, apart from the sound of low supersonic jets flying in formation over my apartment building and rattling everything, a zip kind of day. I’ve always avoided learning to play chess. Maybe for sort of the same reason I’ve avoided reading Proust. (Cue David. E. urging me to read Proust, ha ha). ** Corey Heiferman, I didn’t actually come with the name. I inherited it. Akashic Press had tentatively started LHotB and published one book already when they approached me and asked me take over the imprint. So I had no choice. But I like the name. Reading living writers will keep/put a spring in your step. And in your brain. Wow, kind of cool that Coover was an example for the translation thing. That’s surprising and impressive. ** Right. It’s the 15th, and, yes, that means it’s the escorts’ turn. See you tomorrow.

9 Comments

  1. David Ehrenstein

    “Helping this guy out by looking for guys aged 18-47 (cock at least 16cm) who want to hammer in his throat during an assembly line session outdoor I’m organising. We meet, I lead you to him, he kneels in the bushes and you have 10 minutes to fuck his throat and spray on his face or in his stomach. When your time is up, head off to make room for the next one. If you really like it getting back in line 3 times is possible.” Sounds delightful!

    Proust is not at all like Chess. He’s a lot closer to Strip Poker.

  2. Barkley

    Hi Dennis, I wanted to say I read ‘ZAC’S DRUG BINGE’ and absolutely loved it! I opened the kiddiepunk site at 3:00 am and let each page transport my mind elsewhere, it was quite effective. It was interesting to experience the difference in how I interacted with this new novel in comparison to your previous gif novels, your work always leaves me engaged and curious in the best way.

    Also there’s a new ‘100 gecs’ album full of remixes and a handful of new songs called “1000 Gecs and the Tree of Clues” if you haven’t heard it yet!

  3. Ian

    hola dennis, its that magical time of the month again, international male escorts, wooo! I finally got back to writing today after a multi-week break. Also added another piece to my blog. Take care – Ian
    ps: the post on puke awhile ago, i loved the pieces that were made by feeding flys coloured sugar water that they would regurgitate onto a canvas, ppl are awesome.
    https://nitepainincorporated.blogspot.com/

  4. Hank

    Hey here the video I been trying to share:
    https://youtu.be/cCLfElTvdOk
    Thanks!
    Xx

  5. Bill

    It will be many months before I’m in Germany again. But I can enjoy the intriguing profiles here. Then there’s ScorchingAstral with his credit card trick, whoa.

    Good to hear about the low-key Bastille Day, Dennis. My demo is almost done, despite all the online chess. But very soon.

    Bill

    • h (now j)

      Chess (either online or irl) is so complex. How do you do it? Curious. Well, stay safe, by all means.

      Dennis, just saying hello! That thing we talked about the other day is mitigated but everything is so grim here. And everyone, not the virus, is drearily flattened. Pretty hopeless everywhere in the US. And my mother keeps asking me to buy more masks towards the upcoming fall and winter. Saddening and scary.

  6. brendan

    Yeah I pretty much go to shows, movies, restaurants and galleries. So now I have nothing to do. At least I’ve been getting a lot more reading done. And I have to time to spy on my neighbors now . . .

    B

  7. Steve Erickson

    @Bill–My COVID test was confirmed for the 29th. That seems to indicate that they can get the results back very quickly.

    I got a press release today for an anthology of short horror films set during COVID lockdown which has just wrapped filming. That didn’t take long! I was surprised by the lack of references to the lockdown in today’s ads. Were they taken from a time before last spring?

    I saw Alex Winter’s HBO documentary about child actors, SHOWBIZ KIDS. It’s really grim, moving viewing, although it’s pretty standard for the network formally and seems a bit coy about suggesting certain things about pedophilia and enabling drug abuse (both of which are subjects it does discuss openly, especially the former.) I would’ve been curious about the experiences of child performers who aren’t famous – apart from 2 kids now looking for roles, the film does have an “Alex Winter interviews his famous friends” feel – and the differences between movie and TV stardom and getting famous via new media. (What will TikTok influencers do for a living if Trump bans the app to spite China?) But it makes a great case for not letting children become actors – or at least keeping them away from Hollywood – without getting too tabloid.

    NNAMDI’s KRAZY KARL sounds remarkably like a weirdo prog record from France or Germany circa 1973, sitting in the import bins alongside Henry Cow and Faust!

  8. Corey Heiferman

    That credit card swipe through ass crack gimmick is too adorable.

    Steve, the comments are somehow visible today so thank you for the Krazy Karl recommendation.

    I have strong psychological associations with chess, which is likely part of the reason I get too emotional about it to calculate effectively. I used to play my dad and grandpa all the time and they were intense about it. My dad took me to Washington Square to get clobbered by chess hustlers when I was 5. I’ve got too much going on now to really get back into it but it’d be nice every once in a while.

    At the amateur level the game is the same as it’s always been, but it’s weird to think that any computer can beat you, and any good computer can beat the world champion. Professional players study how computers play chess as if it were a revelation from the gods.

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