The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“NO “Heavy-Rave-Music” played at my house! I’m NOT a “Street-Rent-Boy” with a FREEZING Grotty Mattress in the Tower-Block!”

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BonBoy-For-Oldman, 19
Warsaw

Since I first sprouted pubic hair, I have been a female in a twink body. As soon as I knew that I liked males, I’ve used my seeming maleness to earn my income.

I was born with a penis, but I don’t have any use for it. I only love to give males the rest of my body. What I particularly like is to satisfy them with my mouth and to taste the juice.

I still turn tricks, but I would like one male to mold my throat with his cock so that it becomes only a hole where he can empty it. With a financial contract which will define me as the location of his hole.

Guestbook of BonBoy-For-Oldman

Pash – Feb 11, 2022
Genuinely nowhere near as creepy in person as he is online.

Pervertdad – Feb 1, 2022
This bottom willingly sacrificed his maleness to me by spreading his throat and allowing me to penetrate him and conquer him internally. This receptivity, submission, accommodation was very feminine. But it was precisely *as a male* that this bottom performed this feminine act. It was as a male and only as a male that he was able to give his maleness as an offering to me. It was very free, even though it was very natural. This bottom, having given himself entirely to me, then received from me my own maleness, which moved inside him and ultimately released inside him. This bottom became yin and I was yang and we were two men united in a perfect union of masculinity and femininity.

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings A few
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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cheapslutforuse, 21
Frankfurt

Slut for 5 Euro/hour. Look at the “menu”.

I’m happy to get fucked by: Men Trapped In Sexless Relationships (Love Wives, But no sex) ✔️ Men who’ve had their Confidence ‘Knocked-Out’ Due to Life’s Harsh Events / Illness, ✔️ Divorced ✔️ Bi-Guys ✔️ Professionals ✔️ “Bucket-List” Straight men✔️ Workers of all Grades ✔️ Men Bored With Porn ✔️ Erection Issues Guys ✔️ Older Men ✔️ALL Races ✔️ Chubbies ✔️ Catholics ✔️ Men of The Church ✔️ Men Worried About Penis Size ✔️ Diabetics ✔️ ✔️Widowers ✔️ Disabled ✔️ Clients in “The Public-Eye” (I Sign Non-Disclosure) ✔️ Trans ✔️ T.V’s ✔️ Men With Cancer ✔️ Men Who Can’t Ejaculate ✔️ Men Who Want Love ✔️ Men with “Body Issues”✔️ Old Men Coming-Out ✔️ DO NOT WORRY.

NO “Heavy-Rave-Music” played at my house! I’m NOT a “Street-Rent-Boy” with a FREEZING Grotty Mattress in the Tower-Block! MY OWN FROZEN CUM AVAILABLE FOR CUM KISSING OR *CUMSICLES* UP MY ASS!

Guestbook of cheapslutforuse

FuckBottomInTheDark – Feb 3, 2022
your name suits you

cheapslutforuse (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
I’m hiding out. I’m still available, that is if you can find me. So like I said if you can find me I’m available. I will even give you hints as to where im at. So do your best, im a hard person to find rn even if I don’t leave the place where I live.

cheapslutforuse (Owner) – Feb 1, 2022
Came onto a straight guy yesterday and he and his friends are threatening retaliation. I need someone to take me on full time rn to get me out of my current life.

Theo8 – Jan 27, 2022
a friend of mine had him and says he has the noisiest pussy in Germany 🙂

cheapslutforuse (Owner) – Jan 24, 2022
Ask me about my hole.

Body Type Average, some hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Never
Hourly Rate 5€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TomSawyerAdventurer, 18
Burghausen

Tom has a genius for adventure …

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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pigandsmart, 18
Ciudad de México

MOAN MY NAME📛

For those interested, recognize the caliber of boy that you’re approaching: I have my pick of just about anyone on this site, so be realistic in what you can offer.

Guestbook of pigandsmart

kingic – Feb 4, 2022
I’m looking to learn how to hypno this greedy slut, who’s my sugarwhore, saved by me from the Mexico City slums last Christmas, but can’t stay off these sites. Wanting to learn how to make him my helpless piece of ass who follows my rules. Open to conversation & methodology. Oh yeah, I’m an arrogant piece of shit.

patarash – Feb 3, 2022
$400!!!!! I painted his throat in the stairwell at the Hidalgo metro station for a can of Monster.

Thomas5858 – Feb 3, 2022
THIS STREET RAT LET ME FUCK HIM FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN NOVEMBER LITTLE GUY WITH SO MUCH ASS TO FUCK ITS HORNY SAUCE IS LOVELY BUT NOT FOR 400$ !!!!!

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Hispanic
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Depends on person
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 400$
Overnight Rate 4000$

 

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whyNotYouAndMe, 18
Fresno

Im nonbinary and dont fuck for free. Im nonbinary in need of some help to get out of a toxic household. Send me a text im willing to fuck with you if u are paying me for my services. Im always down to get the fuck out of here and shoot me a text!

Guestbook of whyNotYouAndMe

shinelover – Feb 7, 2022
Hear, hear!

whyNotYouAndMe (Owner) – Feb 7, 2022
I confronted my stepfather in a message and this is what he messaged back– “I’m a cheater. I’m married to your mother and I love her pussy, but your ass is unique, I have to have it. I love giving you loads and then getting in bed with your mother, my cock still dripping with your ass juice while I fuck her.”

shinelover – Feb 6, 2022
Nothing wrong with that. Sounds awesome – who can blame him! I mean you’re in fucking Fresno and – just look the fuck at you! You must be Marilyn Monroe in that pigshit town.

whyNotYouAndMe (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I have a very antagonistic relationship with my stepfather. I can’t stand the way he talks to me and I am pretty sure he feels the same. We are not nice to each other at all. But I was in a very self-hating mood today so I sent him a very shitty message at his work and ended it with a sarcastic “do you want to fuck me?” I was expecting him to send back a hateful tirade but instead he just said yes.

I started thinking about how much I dislike him and how I didn’t want to be in a position with him over me. And for some reason I got super hard. Suffice he came home from work and was acting like a jerk and being rude and cruel to me but then he pulled out this handgun he always carries with him and just stared at me.

I got down on my knees and started to suck his gun like it was his cock. That got his cock stiff. He told me to go in his bedroom and get on the floor which made me want to run away but i did and he proceeded to hate fuck me for four hours and he came in my ass a total of five times. When he was done I got up and tried to put on my clothes but he took my under wear and shoved me out of the bedroom. I got dressed in the hallway.

He messaged me later that he was going to fuck me again tomorrow. And I am going to let him. What is wrong with me?

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 400$

 

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veryhorny_asalways, 19
Toronto

I’m looking for older men pref 45+ who like to worship a young pink smooth fresh smelling asshole by sniffing it thoroughly and tongue fucking me deep and hard. I also accept getting my ass filled with as much liquid as men want and used as a drinking fountain. For an additional fee add food items and use my asscrack as a trough.

$60 every half hour.
Let’s have some fun!

Guestbook of veryhorny_asalways

Daddo – Feb 2, 2022
If you can get past the fact that he’s just a straight boy who’s too lazy to get a real job and that paying to drink his enema means you’re a pathetic loser HIRE HIM NOW

AndyMoon666 – Jan 26, 2022
I didnt know my starvation was so focused till I tasted you.

who_ami – Jan 24, 2022
If you bring 420 and factor in an unproductive 45 or so minutes while he gets himself good and baked your mouth and fingers will be forever in your debt.

Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 120$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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skatersex, 22
Berlin

I am a sexy Skater with bad characteristics. I might be a rent boy and I can’t drive.

Guestbook of skatersex

arturo – Feb 10, 2022
Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4, Vers 48

denis420w – Feb 10, 2022
Stupid and boring…with low hangers

CravingTight – Feb 8, 2022
Please Allow Me To Kiss Your Gnarly Knees!!!

iiBrayden – Feb 8, 2022
if you like Rock Music lovers he will cause a certain part of your anatomy to go from flaccid to CONCRETE in mere seconds tbf.

selfsucker_wanted – Feb 6, 2022
Can you suck yourself? If so .. 💰

Body Type Athletic, some hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 140€
Overnight Rate 900€

 

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studentgettoknowus, 18
Jefferson City

Hey bottom and top couple here, I’m 61 he’s 18. We’re open to everything and everything, open to try anything you wanna do sexy, I’ll fuck the shit out of him and then turn and let you fuck him baby, do anything you want and use him as you please or take a break and let me fucking use that hole, or we combine forces and dp him, best of all. I love to watch also so if not into threesomes I like to watch or you can fuck him alone and record it for me. I really like when a big bear fucks him on his back, chokes him and spits in his mouth, like god that’s hot. And don’t worry y’all he goes more than once and last for days, hope to see you inside him or feel the inside of him with you hehe and hey bring a friend or two lmao. Also into if you want him to be tied up and blindfolded and you come fuck him and leave love that too.

Guestbook of studentgettoknowus

maxx2022 – Jan 30, 2022
It would be helpful if you mentioned that he’s welded in a thick heavy collar and shackles and chained to the floor.

Monkey82 – Jan 29, 2022
Sex with them is like delving into the darkness of the soul, exploring pagan ancestry and spilling a lot of fluid along the way.

u_look_like_fun – Jan 18, 2022
His bf (nice dude!) and I took turns fisting him looser than holy fuck, made him show us his boyhole rose, push it out & we sucked it….oink!

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings A few
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300$
Overnight Rate 1500$

 

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sickparty123, 23
Arnhem

I know what I want. I know what I need and I know what it takes to make things work with me. But I’m not opposed to suggestions. I’m looking for somebody who will keep me going beyond the simple basic stuff. Real sex is painful.

Guestbook of sickparty123

PornUltlmao – Feb 9, 2022
I’d use an Ash 12.7 created by the russians, if you guys are interested, go search up the 12.7MMx55, its only around 40mm shorter than the 50BMG so it packs a punch. Based of that info, the GSW on his ass would be fatal (obviously) but the floor beneath him would have a hole around 3-5 inch deep plus crack around it sheerly from the power of the round alone after it fly through him if its FMJ(full metal jacket). If the round was hollow point, his groin would be likely to explode, not like in an explosion but things would come flying out.

CBDooper69 – Feb 9, 2022
That’s is an urban legend more than anything else. Silenced, subsonic 22 LR pistols were used by some “sneaky” assassin types (Mossad in particular), but only because they are small and quiet. 22LR has very little muzzle energy, it’s not like it would be a one shot one kill sort of thing, it would be “dump 5 or 10 rounds point blank into his ass”.

Captain-Uselessness – Feb 9, 2022
The bullets bounce right? Like when they hit bone or something?

VoiceOfIcelos – Feb 9, 2022
Cool thing is that you could do it with a 22 and … wham splash bam.

ya_ever_eat_a_fish – Feb 9, 2022
I have been learning a lot about silencers and firearms lately and what konami is suggesting is a lot more brutal than it sounds. There is an explosion that makes a lot of noise and a silencer disperses that explosion so there would be an explosion inside of his ass that would destroy his ass from the inside (this is why point blank head shots are an effective suicide method).

CBDooper69 – Feb 9, 2022
IDK man, I’ve downed plenty of people with the 2020.

tmksm – Feb 9, 2022
Depends on the gun, the P2020 wouldn’t do shit.

konomu – Feb 9, 2022
Asscheeks so soft they would work like a silencer

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 2000€

 

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cashmeout, 18
Frankfurt

Spoiled, self righteous, and vain young left activist, ego like a natural phenomenon, accepts no leadership and have a short leash. No Vax/Vaccine – Pureblooded only.

Guestbook of cashmeout

cashmeout (Owner) – Feb 12, 2022
If you are addicted to FB, Insta, Tweeter, news, netflix, tv, smartphone and similar – do not write to me at all.

Cocklovernonsmoker – Feb 10, 2022
I was praised by him for sucking and I was happy to do it.
I’m picky about blowing.
It must not be too small/thin and the hygiene must definitely be right for uncircumcised ones like his.
It was also attractive on the outside.

cashmeout (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
All military people are murderers.

SergeantMike – Feb 3, 2022
A leftist activist wearing a My Chemical Romance t-shirt! Now I’ve seen everything!

cashmeout (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
I don’t mind being fucked if that’s what you’re into but can’t say I’m bothered to douche so be prepared.

Body Type Slim, some hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position More top
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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babysteps, 18
Brussels

young couple curious about making lots of money 🙂

Guestbook of babysteps

fskn – Jan 27, 2022
It’s true. It’s instantly noticeable because there is more leaking out than is humanly possible, and the color and texture are completely uniform. I love creampie videos, but it is a shame when the tops pull-out, only to unleash a torrent of…hair conditioner? water mixed with starch? liquid soap?

PendragonSpirit – Jan 27, 2022
Since Eunuchus brought it up, my biggest pet peeve about you lads’ Onlyfans is what seems to be an overabundance of you getting “bred” by what is clearly fake “cum.” It just flat-out looks like you mixed corn starch with water and called it a day.

If your top buddies are going to cum inside you, cum inside! If not, that’s fine, have them pull out for the money shot, but I’m not jacking it to food supplies, I want to see a hot load of actual cum leaking out of your holes. But when I see your arses pushing out the sexual equivalent of cake frosting, I lose all interest.

Eunuchus – Jan 27, 2022
Their Onlyfans account is like a house on fire 🌋 🚒 👨‍🚒

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian, Arabic
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 380€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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want_daddy222, 18
Indianapolis

Hello. My name is Noah Forester. I like being filmed by older guys and it getting messy. I’m 18 and ugly and hairless. What more could you ask for?

Guestbook of want_daddy222

splee77 – Feb 12, 2022
I would describe him as sexy-like or sexy adjacent rather than sexy.

want_daddy222 (Owner) – Feb 9, 2022
I’m looking for cock, and alot of it, even a permanent position in some older guy’s house where I’ll be fucked close to 24/7 (I can stay up 19h at a time if that helps) I can even cover some rent if needed.

WhiteMuscle – Feb 5, 2022
Hi Noah, it’s Karl, your former neighbor from N. Willow Street. We had sex when you were 13 and I was 17 and it’s embarrassing because I’m straight but I want to do it again.

want_daddy222 (Owner) – Feb 1, 2022
I’m fully aware I need to eat more protein. If I want your help, I will ask. Not here to be patronized.

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 90$
Overnight Rate 450$

 

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Yuzuru, 19
Tokyo

Nice to meet you! This is Yuzuru.

First of all, I’m nervous, so I may get nervous. However, I want to enjoy that excitement together.

I often get compliments on my kiss!
I drool a lot, so I hope I can heal everyone!

My lips feel really good ~ so I’d be happy if you could do a lot of licking them ^ ^

I feel not only the lips but the whole mouth, so please lick inside it a lot and lick it! Of course you can do it violently, so even if you like it, I definitely want you to lick ^ ^

I love my mouth being licked, but I really like licking your mouth. I’m always praised for being good at licking ^ ^

It’s like this, but I wish I could spend a soggy and erotic time with everyone (^ ν ^)

My body is beautiful, but I like kissing more than anything else, and kissing alone makes me very excited. I’m thrilled just to think about it.

Guestbook of Yuzuru

Harushige – Feb 13, 2022
His mouth scary me (O∆O) !!! Too much water (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ))) !!!

CaptainBearly – Feb 8, 2022
Yuzuru, a refreshing and attractive ultra-small face boy ^^
He starts to sway in a fluttering manner with just a rich kiss that he loves. .. From the lip, I’m excited about the erotic appearance that the transparent juice overflows and drips down to his stomach. ..
Boys who wet their bodies just by kissing are cute (* ´з`)
The butt seems to be painful and difficult, but it is very interesting to try putting it in that beauty ^ ^
I want to see Yuzuru dribbling with all his might ♡

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Asian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Japanese
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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makemeaman, 18
Bournemouth

Looking for men to change me from a boy to a real man and show me what it’s like to be a man.

Guestbook of makemeaman

makemeaman (Owner) – Jan 24, 2022
Update I don’t bottom I don’t get hard I don’t cum.

riskyt – Jan 23, 2022
Bottoms like you that complain about how long a top takes to cum are horrible bad bottoms that are lazy and bad fucks. As someone who can do both I can say being a bottom is nothing, you mainly just lay there and wait. Topping is hard, it’s not just the physical state but much more the mental state and it takes a lot of physical energy too. So next time just stfu and wait since you’re doing nothing? As soon as you started asking me to cum it was a guarantee that I wouldn’t cum, I don’t need some useless lazy bitch to dictate when I pump my load and thankfully my brain blocked the orgasm, you didn’t deserve it and you should have known your place. Great bottoms never complain about taking cock.

makemeaman (Owner) – Jan 18, 2022
If I tell you you’re nice it does not mean I wanna “marry” with you and do kissy “stuff”. If you really wanna put your tongue in my mouth then talk to me about what I have on my Instagram.

Body Type Average, smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120£
Overnight Rate 450£

 

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OrderyourBitch, 21
Kansas City

This is my secret life. This is who I am when when I take off my work uniform and the door is closed. I’m not a trans woman, I live my life as a regular boy and do crossdressing sneakily.

When I walk past you on the sidewalk or in the store where I work, I am a normal, tall, fit, and slim boy with brown hair and hazel-blue eyes. I am an assistant manager and have a plate full of responsibility, i.e. managing projects and people, making decisions, etc.

In secret, I am an intensely sexual chick. The thrill for me comes from surrendering control to her wants and letting go of my male body. I have limits but am also open-minded, willing to try new things, and eager to explore.

Yes, I have a girlfriend. No, she does not know that I am here or that I have this secret. Yes, I am fully aware that this behavior is immoral, unethical, and sinful. Yes, this bothers me, but I am willing to live with the guilt; I am not here to judge you so please do not judge me.

For years, I was afraid of this part of myself: scared of being judged…scared of not conforming…scared of what might happen if ____. These fears led to me suppressing and burying my innermost secret thoughts, desires, and urges. But I am not afraid anymore, and I want exploit this part of myself and see where it goes.

Guestbook of OrderyourBitch

13yrsoldss – Feb 9, 2022
I’m 13 years old and I want a girlfriend.

Tartargrapefruit – Feb 8, 2022
I loved him.. sorry her (LOL) but I do have a passion for mental illness for personal reasons.

OrderyourBitch (Owner) -Feb 5, 2022
I WILL NOT I REPEAT WILL NOT HAVE SEX AS A BOY….please do not ask me like the answer will be different

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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MoreMore, 18
London

I am looking for a guy to come and do my chores, massage my feet, etc while I play my Xbox. As a reward, I will feed him cum.

Mostly a daytime thing.

Guestbook of MoreMore

tallbootsleather – Feb 1, 2022
FUCK MAN THAT IS WONDERFUL NEWS. YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY MAN AND EVEN MORE, HOW PROUD YOU ARE TO TELL EVERYONE. I AM SURE IT WILL ONLY HELP WITH THE CONFIDENCE THIS HAS GIVEN YOU.

PNW4Life00 – Feb 2, 2022
It is!

Qilly55 – Feb 2, 2022
Isn’t it great just to tell the world !

PNW4Life00 – Feb 2, 2022
I had such a great time last yesterday! I went over and tidied up this boy’s place a little then laid on my back with my head over the edge of his bed and he throat fucked me while playing his game. He couldn’t believe my lack of gag reflex and kept pausing his game and coming back for more!

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 10€
Overnight Rate 30€

 

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YesYesOhGodYes, 21
Tacoma

Please give me money. Please. I’ll do anything. I am sluttier than you could ever imagine. I beg of you.

Guestbook of YesYesOhGodYes

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I get what you’re saying but I don’t currently want to die.

illogicalman – Feb 6, 2022
I don’t say it very often because a lot of people have a negative reaction to it when you say they’d look so much hotter if they were dead but a lot of times it’s true.

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
From about 15 years of age I have been getting fisted secretly by a friend of my parents so no dick is too big.

Pancakes341 – Feb 6, 2022
That’s actually the sexiest thing I can think of about him too Disturbed84mj but it’s sad because you can’t fuck corpses very long because they have a very short life span.

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I was mostly suggesting myself as a place to ram cocks and so on.

Disturbed84mj – Feb 6, 2022
Maybe it’s your ‘I’ll do anything’ offer, but I can’t seem to imagine having sex with you without fantasising that first I fire a bullet into your brain. I’m not usually like this, there’s just something about you.

YesYesOhGodYes (Owner) – Feb 6, 2022
I should mention I have always lived at home and am a weirdo who almost never goes out so meeting up may be difficult until my parents get used to me going out.

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 750$

 

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cumslutforyou, 18
Amsterdam

Greetings 👽🖖 my friends or partners in crimes as I refer to you 😜

Red Light area just next door 🚪

funky business dot com with my Russian neighbors 😎

my name 👉 astron bound 🤣🤺

about me love the countryside 🥴 especially in the summer time caption: reading Peter rabbit in the green grasslands 🥲

dad’s an politician with no time and time management issues 🙄 mom’s an psychiatrist always scared about the weekend sessions 😂

I mean wtf she knows more about me than even myself 😬 if that isn’t scary 🤷‍♂️

no way in my mind I could be normal in my mind 🤪

slim hot body tanned yeah into beach and stuff, into: healthy lifestyle and entrepreneurship & sometimes I like partying hard and whimpering like an sissy. 🤮 I’m a bottom but I do want to cum in a guy just once before I die 🙈🙉🙈

call me an daredevil for my foolishness has no boundaries 🧐 Come On ! born to Be like an dove of peace 🕊 otherwise on the attack 🦅 Eagle one here we go 🚶‍♂️

bye bye my eyes on you 😘 see you ?

Guestbook of cumslutforyou

youotterknow – Feb 12, 2022
He has a broken foot and can’t run 😉

cumslutforyou (Owner) – Feb 10, 2022
Don’t expect me to suck your cock as I don’t have the attention span for it.

WOOKI4PRESIDENT – Feb 10, 2022
My cock is my castle. Yes, my cock was too big for his hole. No, he could not handle it.

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Depends on person
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 5€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Pottypants, 19
Las Vegas

I’m an intelligent, sexy boy who messes his underpants. I have an uncle who loves my poo poo. I offer visits with us for VERY generous voyeurs.

Guestbook of Pottypants

IceBolt – Feb 10, 2022
I don’t want to write something about you.

rdavidpek – Feb 9, 2022
Unique opportunity

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Hispanic
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 66$
Overnight Rate 250$

 

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itstime4you, 18
Atena Lucana

Hi, I love money, you have to empty your wallet just for me.
If you come to my house without already having the money in your hand I will slam the door in your face.
Come and get your wallet and bank account emptied.

Guestbook of itstime4you

TrustMe4UrOwnGood – Feb 4, 2022
I am 🧑‍🎨 we looked at 🖼️ we ate 🍲 we 🥃 we 🥃🥃🥃🥴 I 🤮 then I 😴 and he 💉 me (✖╭╮✖) and 💰🏦🔫💂 me 🤬

billy000400 – Feb 1, 2022
I’d give you money but I’m afraid of meeting new people.

GREG – Feb 1, 2022
He will meet, he will take cash up front…up to that point all seems fine. Now the scam begins – he says he needs a fix and has to pop out to link with supply … (he rolls up his shirt sleeves to prove he has track marks, gee thanks!) … and will only be a minute as his supplier is just outside the hotel. He gives you a french kiss to prove he’s coming straight back … but, you’ve guessed it, he’s gone leaving you to pay for the hotel for no reason at all. Either skip, or trick him and bring a bag of heroin.

Body Type Slim, some hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Italian, Romanian, English
Position Top only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 170€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

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asifiwouldknow, 21
Manchester

First off, I am NOT a dude. I am nonbinary and queer as fuck. My pronouns are they/them.

I’m trans and full of poly-joy. I have a Sugardaddy in Oregon and a girlfriend on the side.

Yes I’m tipsy, yes it’s 5 am, yes I’m gonna keep drinking, but does my ass care? Not one little fucking bit.

I’m healing from trauma and anxiety and just life. I love myself and I accept myself unconditionally. Can you?

Guestbook of asifiwouldknow

asifiwouldknow (Owner) – Feb 7, 2022
Just found a fun video on my phone from a while back of me trying to throat a guy’s huge 16″ black dick and vomiting my guts out. My hair is a complete mess but.. my ass looks great!

GentlemanJack – Feb 5, 2022
I’ve fucked you so many times it gets my head spinning just as it does yours. For that I apologize.. the next time I fuck you I’ll explain why that’s happened.. but it’s a long story so for the time being I’ll just let it ride, but given my complete lack of interest in fucking anyone else but you I am not really expecting to change course in the near future.

asifiwouldknow (Owner) – Feb 3, 2022
Oh I could totally do a smoky eye! *Punches self in the face* Bam! There ya have it!

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Happy Post-Valentines to you! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, as often seems to be the case with your adds, I wanted to include that great Man Ray sculpture and couldn’t quite sort out a context for it. I’ll checkout the Dre thing. In theory, that SB halftime thing struck me as a Golden Rap Oldies act which seemed weird, but why not, I guess. ** Geoffrey Cruickshank-Hagenbuckle, Hello, welcome! What a great story! Thank you! I’m very happy to have you as my intrepid sister in crime, Mr.(?) Cruickshank-Hagenbuckle! ** The Bic, Hello, nice to meet you. I’ll go watch that once I get free of here. Everyone, A Lautreamont-related add by The Bic: ‘I made this a few years ago, i put the stone on the100years of Modiglianis death. The readings slighty dodgy are all from Maldoror.’ Check it out. ** Tosh Berman, HI, T. Oh, yes, I saw about that anthology in the midst of my post building. Sounds pretty exciting. I’ll get it. Kernpunkt is an awesome press. Everyone, If you don’t already know, there’s an anthology about come out called ‘The Celestial Bandit: Tribute to Isidore Ducasse, the Comte de Lautréamont’, edited by Jordan A. Rothacker, and including lots of great contributor scribes including some y’all know from the neighborhood of this blog (Tosh Berman, Chris Kelso, Golnoosh Nour, a.o.), and you can score it right here. ** David, Thank you, sir! And same to you, although I don’t have an equivalent gift on hand. It looks like someone snapped you whilst you were playing one of those old joystick computer games. ** Dominik, Hi!!! There too, huh? Strange. I am not a fan of nutella. Americans are the kings of peanut butter as long as one isn’t too hippie about its ingredients. I recommend Jif Smooth. And not just because my computer keeps autocorrecting Jif to Gif. Aw, I like the romantic cut of your love’s gib. (That’s an old American saying, and I have no idea what it means). Love mourning the swift passage of his annual holiday by nursing a horrible hangover like he does every year, G. ** G, Wow, I just signed off as G and now here you are, the real G. Excited to read your thing in that antho. I have not watched ‘The Most Beautiful Boy’, and the main reason why not is because a number of people have expressed the same opinion about it as you have, and so I’ve found myself wary of it. Of course I will at some point. But, yeah, that’s what I hear. Low expectations. Thanks for reading my interviews, pal. Um, I’m working on some short fiction and trying to decide if I have enough things I like to warrant putting together a collection, so, yeah, maybe. I hope so. Thanks! You good? xoxo. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. I never talked to Crimp, but I think Richard Hawkins did talk with him about that essay a while after it appeared, but I don’t remember what Richard said they said. So many gay writers back then were evincing what Ed White evinced. And, yes, the parallels with the current day are quite remarkable. Thank you for reading the interview, and a belated Happy VD to you too! Everyone, Steve has interviewed Dominik Graf about his new film ‘Fabian: Going to the Dogs’ @ The Film Stage aka here. ** T, Hi, T! So awesome to see you the other day! I … think the repetition is purposeful and in the original text, but I’ll have to go back and check. Huh. Really glad you dug it. It’s a mind-blowing book. Super way ahead of its time and all of that. Ha ha, were the metro to be re-engineered thusly my terrible jonesing for an amusement park visit would be sated to say the fucking least. I hope today makes you realise that you have lived your entire life unknowingly wearing VR glasses whereupon you take them off and look around and think, ‘holy fuck, wow!!!!’ xo ** Bill, Hi. Yeah, the escorts are always on the 15th unless the 15th falls on a Sunday whereupon they appear on either the 14th or the 16th, depending on my mood. That’s the rules. If that Terayama post ever takes hold of you pleasurably, I’d be thrilled, of course. Ha ha: Mr. White. ** Maria, Isabella, Camila, Malaria, Gabriela, I have a weird sense of humor. People always tell me. Thank you for the special Rose. If I had remembered it was Valentines Day yesterday I would have given you a Black Diamond. ** BILLY, Hi! Oh, cool, thanks. It’s an awesome book! Thanks for coming inside. ** TJ Sandel, Hi! My pleasure, thank you. You mean ‘A Silver Ring in the Ear’ is supposedly available in English? I find that more than a bit hard to believe, but … I don’t really know. I suppose it’s possible it was translated by someone who never found a publisher for it and either leaked it or someone did? I’m suspicious. Like you. But I’ll look around and see whatI can find. Thanks for the alert. How are you? ** LC, Ha ha, okay, I’ll hold you to that. Your project really does sound so interesting and potentially art warranting, but, yeah, max it out and enjoy everything and see what happens. My friend Zac and I did a road trip through Scandinavia some years back and went to almost every amusement park there with the intention of making a book about Scandinavian theme parks, and we still haven’t made the book years later and may never make it, but the trip was an awesome life’s highlight. So, yeah. Yes, keep me informed of anything that strikes you as anything I might be happily informed about for sure. Thanks! ** Misanthrope, That’s certainly possible. Happy you’re feeling all clear upstairs, or at least increasingly so. Set ’em up and knock ’em down, man. ** Brendan, Hi. Belated thank you again so much for the privilege. It had an excellent response and high traffic to boot! Love to you, B-ster. ** Brian, Hey, Brian. It’s funny: you’re almost always the last commenter of the day. I wonder why. Pretty sure that’s a pic of him up top, yeah. There are only, I think, three extant photos of him. I’m very in the mood for the kind of mixed thrills that only the ‘Jackass’ dudes can provide. Ha ha, luckily the French are only just a teeny weeny bit into Valentines Day despite their international rep. as the great romantics and all of that. Escorts are here, on schedule, and I hope they don’t let you down. Here’s to a infinitely sublime Tuesday for you and all and sundry! ** Right. Today I present the utterly predictable appearance of this month’s escort posse. See you tomorrow.

13 Comments

  1. _Black_Acrylic

    Mum and my brother Nick dashed away to St Gemma’s first thing this morning as my dad Pete’s condition has deteriorated overnight. Now I’m sat here in my bedroom with nothing to do but send a few texts, stare at the computer screen and write this comment. He doesn’t want to hang on but that’s the law we vote for. Gonna be a long day, I fear. Thanks so much to you and Tosh for your kind words in recent times, it’s really appreciated.

    • _Black_Acrylic

      Update: he is currently sleeping peacefully, I was being panicky earlier.

  2. David Ehrenstein

    Did you say “Rent Boy” ?

  3. Misanthrope

    Dennis, I still find it funny how different these guys’ll look from one pic to another. I guess we’re all like that? Hmm.

    Thanks, yeah, I seem to be rounding the corner. I’m back in the gym and all that. I’d taken a week off. Felt good to get back in there and get active again.

    Now, it’s just regaining a little normalcy.

    Really, the thing, too, is that I need to do the “Georgie stuff” I need to do. I really feel like I have so little time anymore. A lot of it is dealing with David and all his bullshit. And then just Life, the annoying but necessary parts, getting in the way. If that makes sense. Just the daily obligations and shit. I need to fulfill the obligations to myself and the things I have to do. Erf.

  4. the real G

    Hi Dennis! Thanks for supporting the antho; I really hope you’ll enjoy my [collaborative] piece in it. <3
    It's wonderfully thrilling to hear you'll [hopefully] have a new collection out! Last week, I used an extract from Oliver Twink in my lecture on dialogue – I sort of juxtaposed it with the opening dialogue in Iris Murdoch's A Fairly Honourable Defeat, as two excellent examples of a maximalist and minimalist approach to dialogue writing. Point is UGLY MAN is a gift that keeps on giving, but a new DC collection is still very much needed!
    I am feeling great, thank you! Hope you are, too? I have a week off, which is lovely, but from next week I'll have even more work, which will be a bit much, but I think I can manage. I'm reading this engrossing novel by Rupert Thomson about Claude Cahun. I've been thinking: have you done a post on Claude Cahun? I'd love to read more about her work, esp at DC's haha.
    OK – this escort post is perhaps the best one ever? There is so much wit, vibrancy, and humour throughout… balanced of course by the usual darkness, but it is just so full of life! My favourite is OrderyourBitch, 21; such a cute guy, but also a beautiful woman with amazing make-up skills, and his self-awareness is quite impressive! He might see his nightly transformation as a 'sinful secret', but he's so free-spirited and cool for acting on his [very queer] dreams and desires. All power to him! I also love how itstime4u,18 allegedly ran away from GREG after taking his money and kissing him. Something very naughty and delightful in that scenario? He also looks a bit like a rough version of Timothée Chalamet, no? And this one's just simply insightful: 'I’m 18 and ugly and hairless. What more could you ask for?'

  5. Dominik

    Hi!!

    No? I’m an absolute fan of Nutella. It’s my heroin, haha. I’ll definitely try to get my hands on some Jif Smooth, though. Thank you for the tip!

    I’ve never heard this phrase. The cut of someone’s jib. Google tells me one’s jib is their general appearance, personality, or style. Hm.

    Oh, poor love, haha. I hope at least he was a happy drunk on the day of his very own holiday! Love in the form of a bottom who becomes yin so that you can become yang and the two of you can unite in a perfect union of masculinity and femininity, Od. (Also, there were some extraordinary beauties in today’s post.)

  6. David

    Thanks Dennis! I finally got to see Matrix Resurrections , I actually gave it 10 out of 10… as the characters are laughing at themselves through out…. and I thought it was brill…

    Through the lockdown, here in the uk we had to queue to get into supermarkets etc, this one time a geezer walked straight to the front, on being told off by the security, he about turned… the person behind me said “you have to queue like the rest of us, who does he think he is?” to which I responded “The sign says ‘Wait-Rose’ and he’s called Cunt!” that’s the Waitrose supermarket, not sure if you have that store in France?
    ….and to tie in with this fook fest post… I was once in a queue with my Jewish pal, Matt, in a club called Substation Brixton, that I actually worked at, at various points… Whilst in the queue we chatted and laughed as usual, drunk….there was a guy standing at the front on a platform naked, on reaching him ‘we’ each got a turn to suck his dick…. funny thing is I can not remember reaching the front, but I definitely did have his cock in my mouth….

    x

  7. wolf

    Cooooooooitty coop! Just dropping by quickly to let you know, in case you’ve not seen it already (you probably have), that The Quietus have a GbV feature out which quotes eminent novelist yourself as a key source of thought and admiration for Bob Pollard. Sweet! Much love my “transgressive” friend, hehehe.

  8. Maria, Isabella, Camila, Malaria, Gabriela

    In a restaurant this evening I am asking the hateful waitress to remove the Sonata from my pizza,
    I have never liked them, although I am liking in a sauce very much Coops,
    The silly cow is changing the music,
    to a disco tune, and brings pizza with them still on!

    I kill!! now a days you can not get the service!!!
    Is not waitress, is hatetress!!!

    I am taking this as a sign, that a very strong storms are on the way,
    We will see,

    I go

  9. TJ Sandel

    The image and excerpts make me think it’s real, but maybe those are just meant to draw us suckers in? Weird. I know it’s not his best book, but I want to read it!

  10. LC

    Wow, Scandinavians know how to do amusement parks. I grew up on the grimier cousins of amusement parks … carnivals … particularly the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Carnival. I was obsessed with the “Zipper” and getting locked into that metal cage and tossed about.

  11. Brian

    Hey, Dennis,

    I’m probably the last commenter of the day because, given how busy/preoccupied I am most weekdays, or for whatever other reason, commenting is one of the last things I do before I go to bed, usually. Maybe I should start shaking it up a bit. Escorts in good form today. Love the discourse on fake cum going on in babysteps’ guestbook. Tuesday’s sublimity happened to be a rewatch of “Imitation of Life” with my parents, their first time seeing it. God do I love that movie. Tomorrow it’s back to Bresson, probably. Or “13 Moons” to determine if that project is workable. That’s all—a very uneventful day. Tomorrow’s my day off, so at least I can sprawl a bit. I hope your Tuesday found its center.

  12. T

    Hey Dennis! Yeah, it was such a nice coffee :)) I love TomSawyerAdventurer, but I think my favourite texts of the day come from Yuzuru’s guestbook. I really need to search up those weird faces made with punctuation symbols, I think they’re more charming than emoji. But then, emojis in the right hands, like TrustMe4UrOwnGood… Anyway, gotta dash because I’m teaching in a couple minutes, I was first gonna wish you a day that was soggy and erotic, but I dunno if the charm of that would wear off very quickly, so I’m gonna go for the safer option of a Wednesday that’s like the darkness of the soul, exploring pagan ancestry and spilling a lot of fluid along the way.

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