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‘My hole is my curse. We must destroy it so I can find serenity’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of September 2018

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UseNThrow, 24
Pittsburgh

My girlfriend and I have a very close, loving relationship. But there are some things we can’t give each other, and for that, I’ve decided to use this site, so long as it isn’t in her face.

To her I’m a tall, fit, hung, virile handsome young man. In here, I’m a bottom slut. I’m a cum dump.

What am I looking for? Money and an escape from what I usually am.

As for you: my goal here isn’t to be too picky. Be not too old. That’s all I ask. And don’t start with a hi, how are you, please. Would you say hi to a cum hungry whore? What *would* you say? Explore that here, I’m game.

Guestbook of UseNThrow

allaroundyou – Sept 3, 2018
This site seems like it has quality boys and I’m excited to start harvesting this community beginning with you. I do already have some fixations on you — such as (pre-cum, ample calves, big, hairy, calloused feet and large hands) — but attraction is more complex than that and there are many factors at play when I interact with boys, so let’s see how all goes.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150$
Overnight 350$

 

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BlackIsMyHappyColour, 19
Motherwell

Gay ?️‍? • Currently at college studying Patisserie and I also make birthday cakes and other stuff in my free time ??‍? • I’m skinny Camp and fabulous ??‍♂️ with a pink asshole but Don’t have abs ?? Not hot for u then ?? off don’t mail me simple • Oh and be Black ? life’s too short ?

Guestbook of BlackIsMyHappyColour

TheBlackTitan – Sept 2, 2018
Aggressively homosexual.

BlackKing – Aug 29, 2018
He can make 13 inches dissappear. ?

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 80£
Overnight 250£

 

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TheDo, 19
Veszprem

Hy! (For everyone) I’m happy for money, I’m happy if you want. Sex (No)!! Write if you want. I emphasize good; I’m a nice guy! I like old people! I do not care about your life, I do not mind my own. Many people after want to meet more, it’s not my world! It’s a good thing to feel good, turn it off …

Guestbook of TheDo

TheDo (Owner) – Sept 10, 2018
Sadly, due to my job, I cannot really ever plan. And rather than promising a meet and then change it last minute it’s probably better to let this profile go.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 200€
Overnight 600€

 

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NoBBXXLFuckName, 19
Munich

The biggest dick of Norway is now in Germany. German bottoms are in trouble, trust me.

Guestbook of NoBBXXLFuckName

itsmi – Sept 10, 2018
“Dad, is it true we’re pyromaniacs?”
“Yes, we arson.”

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 400€
Overnight On request

 

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SoylentGreen, 21
Nea Ionia

The normal boy depreciates the Symbolic and the Imaginary, and considers love and love to be the two sides of the same coin. He therefore strives to gain practical knowledge and achieve sexual planning without the interference of symbolic and imaginary self-deceivers. He does not exclude feeling delight with a Symbolist, but he always knows that there is danger (“fear of castration”). The escort boy has a variety of fetishes, but unlike the boy who falls in love, he does not formally unite himself with a whole and/or a dominant erotic fetish. The escort boy often uses a Symbolic and Imaginary Toolkit, telling lies about how much he loves and how in love he is to entice the other. He lies, recognizes that he is lying, but at the same time he recognizes the lie as an integral part of life and all human relationships. I’ll buy the flowers.

Guestbook of SoylentGreen

ganjaqueen – Sept 7, 2018
I disagree! He’s a fabulous date, here’s why:
What sort of ‘stellar qualities’?
Hellishly inadvertently funny
Unique personality
Emotionally removed
Articulate pre-bed
Zero social skills
Has a strange life
Unusual to be around
Extremely geeky
Smells like peanut butter
Someone you can film or photograph during the act strategically and be proud to show the action to your friends
Etc.
oh, all that, and he’s a great bottom whether he likes it or not too… booya!
Having said that, let me be clear:
(In conversation he’s a pretty annoying artist kid who complains at length about his boring retail job, and during sex he’s still an annoying artist kid but in that situation it works to his and your advantage.)

Football – Sept 6, 2018
Not into sex in the slightest.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No answer
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 50€
Overnight 200€

 

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SexyAndILikeIt, 19
Milan

THE CHEAPEST WHORE. Very very young passive effeminate italian escort ready to be fucked, used, ecc. for very few money. Ok old, gross looking, beasts of males, groups ecc. We can discuss everything or you can surprise me. I’ve been taken advantage of many times, but I’ll never report a crime. Just 10 euro.

Guestbook of SexyAndILikeIt

Blaire – Sept 3, 2018
Excellent choice if you’re looking for someone that you can be with hornily and easily without getting into something that is literally pleasureable.

KY – Aug 30, 2018
All he ever had was a nub. All he has is a nub. All he’ll ever have is a nub. It doesn’t bring any pleasure to other men. You can’t use it for your pleasure. It’s a pointless and useless thing that serves no purpose. It’s better to pretend it isn’t there.

ryanarmstrong – Aug 21, 2018
Just a fairly cute boy with a skinny ass that looks great with his eyes shut and mouth open

Hunched_Ball – Aug 18, 2018
So yummie! For the real enthusiast(s) and connoisseurs who understand what I mean.
If you do not understand, scroll a little further.
It is all in my name!
Free sample!

Orientation Gay
Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 200€
Overnight 325€

 

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Uptight, 21
Caracas

I am a newbie in the escorting community, and I have a lot of questions.

I am really looking for a community network to educate me on the world of escorting. Eventually I will be looking to escort, but not until I’m comfortable. I have no idea what I’d be willing to do, but I do know that I am not into scatt or golden showers. I can count the times I’ve bottomed on one hand and that makes me sad.

Message me if you have questions, or are interested in teaching me the ropes of the rabbit hole that I intend to plummet down.

Guestbook of Uptight

Uptight (Owner) – Sept 1, 2018
I’ve now met some guys who’ve been great and helpful, but how do you get that crazy only attracted to the attractive gene to shut the hell up?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 100$
Overnight 400$

 

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Call_Me_By-Your_Sons_Name, 22
Detroit

Spent the last 2 years married to my boyfriend living a boring life that was a lie, want to go back to what i had when i was younger and i was the cutest boy on the scene and old men offered to pay me to have sex with them, but this time i want to accept.

Guestbook of Call_Me_By-Your_Sons_Name

Alphamystery – Sept 4, 2018
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 250$
Overnight 600$

 

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boywhodoesthesplits, 24
Taipei City

Stretcholic. Stretch me to the farthest.

Guestbook of boywhodoesthesplits

Smile_Is_Answer – Aug 28, 2018
He does gymnastics but otherwise he’s a really lazy person .. If you’re into gymnasts and can handle him and his boring nature it’s interesting.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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RimbaudVerlaine, 19
Bologna

After more than six months hanging out here looking for work with zero results, I no longer set myself the goal of looking for something, you are all the same:
1) contact me, 3 questions and then suddenly disappear or delete your profile;
2) do not respond to my messages because you are too cool and too superior to lose 10 seconds of your life to write “sorry but i changed my mind”;
3) keep sending me photos of your cocks and asses after i repeatedly say i need to see your face;
4) arrange a meeting then the day before stop answering my messages;
5) seek relationship even after i tell you i’ll have sex with you but you aren’t my type;
6) say you need to see dozens of pictures of my ass or cock before meeting but will send no pictures of yourself;
7) try and try again to bargain my price down even after i tell you no discounts;
8) will not set a time for the meeting but keep saying “soon” because you’re busy (like i’m not) and think i’ll be here forever to chat about how hot it will be for me to be with you.

Guestbook of RimbaudVerlaine

TRETVASTAT – Sept 3, 2018
He is the Rimbaud in his name’s equation obviously.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 700€

 

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DEEEELUXXXXXE, 22
New York City

HELLO GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS DEEEELUXXXXXE

-most of you know me by “dlux” as ive been here before, but lost my old account and tried to recover it but couldnt, bad times! Thats not gonna stop me though! Had very very good comments in my Guestbook too, anyway.. where was I

If you let me tell something about myself…
-i’m not careful and don’t ever get tested and wouldn’t get tested.
-i’m not looking for romance or cuddling so if your a couple don’t worry about me trying to change your dynamic.
-i work for a fragrance company so I do wear Cologne.
-i was negotiating a price with a guy who’s a professor at Columbia University the other day, but lost the chat – if that’s you, how about $180?
-i can proudly say I have slept with grandads, married men, twinks, obese men, skinny, hairy, smooth, black, Indian, white men and have tasted almost every ass and every dick of every race.
-ive got some damage to my wrists from a few depression related “accidents” and handcuffs cause me some issues.
-i can’t text you if you don’t have an iPhone because my phone’s disconnected atm and I can’t download apps either 🙁

you: “Rate per hour 10000 €”?!?!?!?!
me: i challenge your ability to afford me. i can see past your bullshit and know what i’m charging is a drop in your bucket. i challenge you to truly afford me. And i challenge you to do it with joy and gratitude. If you don’t know how, i’ll teach you.

Guestbook of DEEEELUXXXXXE

DEEEELUXXXXXE (Owner) – Aug 30, 2018
But every day i blow out a candle and wish to be rich.

TuffFucker – Aug 30, 2018
I was gonna say I was in a 3way with this piggy last week

Just_Epic – Aug 30, 2018
you can get him for free on grindr.

Orientation Gay
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 10000$
Overnight On request

 

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____j_, 19
Zurich

i dont use my good face to play someones heart

it does the minimum

it can smell bullshit a mile away

text me

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral No answer
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 100€
Overnight 250€

 

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DepressedLonelyBoy, 18
Barstow

I have profiles on almost every gay app and I’m trying here too because the money earning thing would be a nice bonus.

I’m 5’4″, average body. I like to be depressed – emotionally fucked over. Be really good at hating someone. I have some happiness that needs to be removed and lots of places to criticise and worse.

NOT DOING ANY CYBER BULLSHIT. Real only.

You should be interested in cruel destructive voice attacks, and understand me reacting is not important. I’m not so into sex. And if so, I bottom.

Yes, I’m a virgin. I know people say “how can you be a bottom if your a virgin” trust me, I know I’m a bottom.

Yes my profile is new – not going anywhere. Need a man who honestly hates gay boys – would love to see them reduced to catatonic zombie depression.

You don’t have to hate – straight guys that hate would be awesome but gay is fine. You just know I like being very depressed all the time.

Guestbook of DepressedLonelyBoy

cerealguyyy – Sept 2, 2018
Just say no to internalized homophobia.

OtterMan – Aug 26, 2018
He states he has “average body” but “average by American standards” is not a real “average” body type, it’s fat. ?

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Active
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 80$
Overnight 200$

 

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TeylorSwifte, 19
Beijing

Hello,iam,new,guy,here,try,me,youdont,have,after,dissapointmaint…

Guestbook of TeylorSwifte

TheLoneWoIf – Aug 11, 2018
It’s interesting you think someone would pay to have sex with a Chinese guy who thinks he looks like Taylor Swift but doesn’t.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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pleasehelpBenji, 18
London

Hey Guys….Benji here. Can anyone help gimmie somewhere to stay in or around London? Folks kicked me out and living off friends kindess…..more than willing to do whatever you need for my keep.
ps. I don’t have a heart, just so you know.

Guestbook of pleasehelpBenji

ubinthebuff – Sept 4, 2018
Talks your ear off, won’t shut up, possibly can’t.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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littlelostalfie, 18
New York City

Hey Guys…Alfie here… I was recently put out by my family and I have been sleeping on friends floors. Like to find a more permanent place with an older man I can pleasure in whatever way he needs.
ps. I have cold personality but men find me useful.

Guestbook of littlelostalfie

ubinthebuff – Sept 4, 2018
Loves getting analingus, seems open to what that entails.

Orientation Gay
Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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flexibutts, 19
Budapest

Here with my pARTNER, up for fun, i thin passive, he chub top, my ass be flat, his rounded.

Guestbook of flexibutts

smallsun – Aug 27, 2018
Mostly hang out in the lower bunk so I went to get topped by the chub but the other’s one flat ass got me rock hard and I had no choice but fuck it.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 225€
Overnight On request

 

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Insanebikepassenger, 22
Vienna

Austrian pillion is looking for risky bikers. I’m new to the biker scene. I started riding with motorcyclists this year. My previous drivers are not fast and daredevil enough. I’ll have to learn to do everything right in the corners and wheelies. But I’m ready to try everything. I trust my driver, even if he drives 300. I’m going too if he smells like alcohol.

Guestbook of Insanebikepassenger

BadManThomy – Sept 3, 2018
Fuck yeahh

Insanebikepassenger (Owner) – Sept 3, 2018
On your left

BadManThomy – Sept 3, 2018
Which one are you?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100€
Overnight 600€

 

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Goodlookinghotboy, 20
Detroit

My hole is my curse. We must destroy it so I can find serenity.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 420$
Overnight 800$

 

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SpermBaker, 19
Pforzheim

I’m not a classic escort and do not look for dates – I want to pursue my little and harmless fetish here: BAKING WITH SPERM.

Specifically, this means: You can order from me small fine sperm products that I make especially for you and send by mail. Or just semen, best bottled in flask.

A few examples – I’m open for examples:
> Muffin with sperm in the icing
> “Jam” jam
> Sperm vodka
> Dry sperm
> Sperm honey
> “Cauliflower” biscuits

Or just a hip flask 20ml with sperm pure.

There is always a video of the production sent to you via DownloadLink (Dropbox).

-> SIMPLY DEMANDING INTEREST

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position No answer
Kissing No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral No
Safer sex No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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TheSongofAchilles, 19
Dnipropetrovsk

I have arrived at a point in my life where I need a sugardaddy and make Him the most important thing in my life. I will obey and submit my body to Him; all I ask in return is His money.

Guestbook of TheSongofAchilles

ilia18 – Aug 29, 2018
I am just like you

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 1500$

 

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wantyet, 23
Berlin

basically wondering if I could get laid with my current hair situation, I’m aware that it looks shit and it’s possibly not just the haircut. Really, what I want is to just chop all my fucking hair off.

Guestbook of wantyet

wantyet (Owner) – Sept 2, 2018
I’ll do it just to see what happens.

DukeRevenger – Sept 2, 2018
I would love to cover you up slowly, completely, in layer after layer after layer of rope, tape, wrap etc. I have the next 2 weeks off work, so I hope to hear from you soon.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 120€
Overnight 400€

 

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2str8, 21
Leeds

We are straight flatmates. Looking for a good sucker who can serve both or one of us depending on when. We don’t play with each other and we don’t play with you. Maybe it’s unfair, but maybe there is someone who gets it.

Guestbook of 2str8

calebhuebner – Aug 20, 2018
What is that sposed to mean?

2str8 (Owner) – Aug 20, 2018
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

calebhuebner – Aug 19, 2018
I play volleyball love to drink cum and spit too I like men to look at me

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position Top only
Kissing No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Oral Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 70£
Overnight On request

 

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Drape_in_ur_warmth, 19
Bally

Random hookups, random sex with no emotions-these r not my types. Rather these could be exploition of an unprivileged community. if u r descent, emotional then u r most welcome.

Guestbook of Drape_in_ur_warmth

Anonymous – Sept 1, 2018
I’ll try to not make this very long but please read it before hiring him because there’s a very good chance you and he won’t get along. He’s young looking for 19, has very little body hair. He says he play sports but he’s quite thin and a bit soft. He’s not into drugs, drinks a little, not into poppers. He’s very paranoid about being racially objectified and he thinks if you talk about sex before you have with him you are being creepy or weird. He needs to build up to things sexually very slowly, so first the few hours are a wash. He enjoys giving blowjobs, getting fucked, but, surely a dealbreaker for most, he requires safe (condoms) for everything, and won’t rim or even kiss (!) without a dental dam. I know its possible I’m hurting his business but I’m trying to be upfront. I had a mostly shitty experience with him and my guess is most of you will as well.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 50$
Overnight 150$

 

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Waitwhat, 20
London

Ok so. I’m a hung guy who’s a bottom. People get fucking spun out by that but it’s right. I love getting fucked big time.

I only have sex with other white lads. There I said it. If that makes me racist then so be it. A cigar in your jaw will increase the intensity of my interest.

Smoke like a chimney. Dirty mouth and mind. I offend everyone but nothing offends me. Not gay without some motivation. Try it.

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 95£
Overnight 300£

 

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RAPE_MICH, 23
Munich

HETERO TAKES BRUTAL IN BOTH HOLES FUCK.
THE DURATION IS THERE EVEN.
WE WILL STOP YOU IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY SATISFIED.
YOU CAN PISS ME FIRST IN THE MAULY.
AS SOON AS 1 DROP IS GOING, YOU CAN GIVE THEM YOUR EARS AND PULL AT MY SAIL EARS.
THEN YOU LOSE ME BLADES AND FUCKS ME DEEPLY IN THE NECK.
THEN RAMMT HER YOUR CUTS HARD IN MY ASS AND FUCKS ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
SHOULD I HAVE TOO MUCH JAMMER OR WINE, GIVE ME A FEW EARS AND STILL IS STILL FIXED.
UNTIL I CAN KEEP THE SCHNAUZE ANYTIME.
OTHERWISE YOUR MY NECK CAN LIKE ME TO ZAPPLE.
SINGLE COCKS: 99 €,
GROUPS FROM 3 COCKS: 49 € PER TAIL,
GROUPS FROM 9 COCKS: 19 € PER TAIL

Guestbook of RAPE_MICH

ViciousMayhem – Aug 20, 2018
Meth head and drug casualty spiralling out of control towards rehab or homeless or overdose if you want to ride him down. I enjoyed it.

suckmeboybitch – Aug 9, 2018
He sucks cocks and jerks them and drinks so nasty like a bitch, Place: Public Toilet

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Active
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 200€
Overnight 200€

 

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JShermxn, 18
Stuttgart

Guys fucking guys, sounds really interesting.

Guestbook of JShermxn

Cy – Sept 5, 2018
I swear on a stack of Bibles that it is!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 400€
Overnight On request

 

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Existence_Itself, 18
New York City

“If you’re going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.” – Anton Levay

And I’m back on this hellsite ™
————————————–

Unsolvable, but not mysterious.

About me:
– Jay
– 18 years young
– Pretty much straight, but wanna see something
– Vegan
– Satanist
– Hep A, B, and C immune
– Gerontophilic so don’t sweat it
– 100 billion% bottom

“Gorgeous, sexy and unique.” – New York Times
If the Times has not convinced you, I will.

“Keep your ‘electric eye on me, babe.” – David Bowie

Guestbook of Existence_Itself

Something – Sept 7, 2018
he’s also neurodivergent

wildforce – Sept 2, 2018
He has a vagina ?

visit54 – Aug 27, 2018
Eat all his front you want, turn him over or he can, and eat all his back.

Dick No answer
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 375$
Overnight 675$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m away from this place for the weekend. See you on Monday.

8 Comments

  1. Steve Erickson

    TheSongofAchilles did his best to sound like he’s totally devoted to the idea of living out master/slave fantasy, and maybe he is, but I suspect he just needs cash right now.

    I hope your trip and the screening went well.

    I’ve started working on an article on the British rapper slowthai for the Brooklyn Rail. I like the paper/website a lot, and I’m excited to finally write something for them. It won’t be published till November, but I hope to write for them regularly.

    Once New York Film Festival press screenings start Monday, I’ll be seeing the new Frederick Wiseman film then and the new Errol Morris film Tuesday. Unless I can get a video link of the Christophe Honoré film, I will be writing about both for my festival overview in Gay City News.

  2. JM

    hi DC
    hope the away-weekend is good.
    we know by now even if we haven’t acknowledged it that something about my schedule always lines up with your escort posts. how fun. most of my stuff for the year is all closed off which is lovely and friendly. weird @ the general radio silence from people commenting at the moment but i guess there’s nothing like an escort post to kick everyone back into action.. lots of interesting play with the idea of sequential order today. love the london/NYC boys who are clearly designed for each other (in ur-text fiction-world anyway) but can’t quite cross that ditch to each other. and the Final Girl (wait, was this post a slasher?) provides an interesting point of divergency for the rest of the post; there are a few pic-description combos that didn’t make sense to me on a first scroll but upon reading the closer it all makes a lot a bit more sense.

    stuff has been good, i forgot or just got preoccupied last you asked. what about on your end? has all the arte news been good? i’ve been vaguely keeping up so don’t feel a need to repeat yourself, but maybe something is new this weekend??? i picked up a chapbook copy of david howard’s ‘the speak house’ which was printed in a one-off limited run in NZ in 2014 for $4 yesterday which made me really happy. sometime i’ll flick you a quick email with the entire thing transcribed, but i have to find the time for that first. it’s fifty six fucking pentastichs. what does the stich part mean? you probably know, or maybe david howard just made it up. it’s set in robert louis stevenson’s mind as he’s dying. feels like a less rabid dennis cooper poem in the little bits i’ve read. i’m stilling trawling the three monster-texts i’ve been working on for a month now, and i’m gonna close off my year by reading all the DC I own that i haven’t read. really exciting. and i’m really excited about the new new juche, too, bosun!! ah, yay. things are very good.

    and bojack horseman season 5 came out this weekend. you probably have not seen it, but i’m sure its capacity for humor would endear you. lots of the funny bits of Guide have this weird self-referential lilt that makes me think it might appeal to you, but its also long and life is short and you are busy and all that, and you have a great nose for instinctual like and dislikes. but. im ready for it, like, totally completely in body and mind prepared.

    otherwise i’m just excited to see your tv show whenever arte get their closure of proposition together. this week for me: final performance prep, final performance. seeing the epic, giant les miserables for the fourth time in a new season. i’m gonna go twice, again in a couple of weeks. also going to see a small local performance of importance of being earnest in which they’ve gender-flipped jack which seems a TERRIBLE idea to me. maybe you think otherwise? and then i need to organize my tix to heathers the musical. keep the trix rolling, heathers the movie is a goodie and probably something that belongs somewhere in the annals of this blog (i literally refuse to do a heathers day tho, i’m interested but not THAT interested). just something to ponder. anyways, i watched the hindi “the lunchbox” the other day and i thought of the imaginary-literal lunchbox post you wrote. ahhh. comments.

    have a fantastic night and a fantastic day and all the ones to come before you see me back here; i’m back doing menial work soon so that’ll be a small anti-excitement. hopefully everything continues working out and paris remains parisian. great. say hi to zac from an afar admirer, if you feel like it. i speak a lot here and extend my admiration, but often forget to also be like yes zac is one of the tops of the pops. thanks to you both.

    highest online endurance wishes,
    JM

  3. Julia Gloria

    ”He is the Rimbaud in his name’s equation obviously.”
    damn, those literary buffs on escort sites !

  4. _Black_Acrylic

    What with Friday’s opening of the Dundee V&A, this city is most definitely having a moment right now. I’ll defo take a look around eventually but this weekend I was hitting the art trail instead. Saturday morning I was back at the DCA and in the gallery beside the Mike Kelley installation they have Santiago Sierra – Black Flag, where the artist documents planting the anarchist symbol at the North and South Poles. There’s photos and sound recordings, plus some talks planned for the next few weeks. Seems they have some very cool things going on that I hope don’t get lost amid all the V&A razzmatazz.

    Saturday evening I was at the Generator for Public Image: a response to the life and work of Muriel Spark by Michael Curran and that was cool, like a Murial Spark theme park with folk dotted the gallery around reading her books aloud and various props signifying items from her stories. Again, there’s further events and performances planned over the coming weeks so I expect I’ll return to that some time soon.

  5. Stella

    The neurodivergent comment is gold.

  6. Steve Erickson

    I saw 2 interesting films this weekend: the 2013 Iranian FISH AND CAT, which was shot in a single 135-minute take. It’s more or less a horror film, with an obliquely menacing narrative about a restaurant run by cannibals hunting young people who have traveled to a rural lake and forest for a kite festival, but it reminded me in its directorial style and narrative structure of a cross between Tarr and Kubrick. I also saw the 1984 three-director Taiwanese anthology THE SANDWICH MAN. It got my attention because Hou Hsiao-hsien wrote directed its first part (the whole film was written by Wu Nian-jen, based on the same novel and essentially about the pressures of working life in Taipei in the 1960s, although each part is set in a different year.) Hou’s contribution is fine but relatively impersonal compared to his early features, and I was actually more impressed by the final part, which takes fairly daring potshots at the power of Nixon-era America for a film made when Taiwan was still a dictatorship.

    You might have seen my Facebook post on this, but I was really impressed by Low’s new album DOUBLE NEGATIVE (which is sort of a bridge between indie rock and the kind of experimental electronic music you favor these days.)

    I got a statement from my insurance co. saying I owe $365 for my last psychiatrist’s visit. As you can guess, that’s way more than my usual co-pay and I’m sure (at least I hope) that the doctor’s office made a billing error. I couldn’t do anything about it this weekend, but I will try to call them as soon as they open tomorrow morning and sort this out. I am really hoping they don’t actually want me to pay them that much, and this doesn’t signal a change in my insurance coverage.

  7. Jamie

    Good morning, Dennis!
    How was your trip? How was PGL received? Did you get up to much else apart from your events in London? I hope it all went well.
    I’m up in the middle of the night, having trouble sleeping.
    When you compile the slaves & escorts posts do you use the ads that you find the most intriguing/interesting /appealing etc or do you pick ones that work well together? I sometimes feel like your monthly selections seem…not quite themed, but like there are slight themes or notes running through them. Wow I found it way too hard to word that simple statement. Basically I’m interested in how you put together the slaves/escorts posts, if you’ve time & the inclination to talk about it.
    I’m going to try & get some sleep.
    May Monday get you down on one knee, tap a sword on your shoulder and knight you Sir D.
    Crumbling fake accent love,
    Jamie

    Thomas Moronic, if you’re about & able to see the comments – I loved your Lee Bul post so much! Thanks. Staring at those sculptures made feel like a kid staring at toys in the catalogue. Thanks!

  8. Bill

    Look forward to hearing the trip report on Monday, Dennis.

    Quite a few enigmatic and ahem self-absorbed guests today. I looked at the first profile and was wondering if he’s Ezra Miller’s little brother. I see the rates are back! Please don’t worry about them if they’re a pain to cut/paste etc.

    Saw Aaron Moorhead and Justin Benson’s movie Spring over the weekend; flawed, but I do enjoy this kind of open-ended horror movie. Their recent “The Endless” is also nicely done. Will probably try to see the early “Resolution” soon.

    Bill

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