The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘Me? I’m just a Marxist dreaming of fully-automated, luxury, gay, space communism, so if you voted Tory then it is probably best for us if you just stop reading at this point’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of June 2020

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Dopamine, 19
Glessen

Too lazy to write a text about myself, since I don’t take it to seriously (order does not matter):

• Simple but significant.
• Livin’ a little.
• Goal: bigger bank account.
• Anything but ugly.
• One day, I hope to become a famous actor!
• I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean, but people always think I’m joking.
• Athlete so I have great buttocks.
• Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.

I don’t really like the way how most gay guys first go on with getting to know each other and then they have sex. To my opinion that should be the exception and not the rule!

Guestbook of Dopamine

michel77 – June 3, 2020
He is going to fuck you hard.. but with your own credit card . And you will feel absolutely no sexual sensation.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks German, English
Position More top
Kissing Depends
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 450 €

 

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Florian, 19
Copenhagen

Thank you awasome Helsinki, Finland.. I have had lot of fun here.. So great guys in this beautiful country 😋

Hello Copenhagen. Wild, wild, wild cute guy.. Open for everything 😎

Guestbook of Florian

1two3four5 – May 25, 2020
The ass is delicious, but the body is much more than 19 years old! At least 34 years old !!

AdventurousMe – May 21, 2020
I don’t want to divulge much here as I would much rather save all of the details for a novel I’m writing except to say if I’d been a little more drunk I would have paid extra to give him diarrhea and use it as spaghetti sauce NOT EXAGGERATING.

HorseDickManster – May 10, 2020
I was, I’m just saying your ass get 100% of the credit and the rest of you was a hurdle crossed.

Florian (Owner) – May 10, 2020
If you weren’t smiling from ear to ear by the time we were done then you must have not been with me

HorseDickManster – May 10, 2020
When God made his flawless ass He really outdid Himself but when He made the rest of him He must’ve been on automatic pilot. Hi Florian, can’t believe you’re back on the market again.

HelloWorld – May 6, 2020
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at poems, amazing ass, slightly creepy.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks Danish, English, Swedish, German
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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BestChef, 20
St. Louis

I am looking for a new home for a faithful young recent graduate of culinary school who has served me well. I follow a code of noblesse oblige and it is my duty to provide a new situation for him. I am only giving him up because despite my large home I will have two families moving in over the next few months (in-laws and my brother plus his whole family) and there will no longer be room for him.

He is straight and we’ve never had sex nor intimate contact. I have posted a message on the Femdompit.com as he’ll serve anyone, but would be extra nice if his boss was female. However, as time is slowly ticking away I’d rather not dawdle on this process so thus casting a wide net.

About him: Loves to cook and the more you have him cook the more he’ll enjoy life. He’s like a performer who simply wants an audience for his craft. I’ve taken treats to work and my coworkers went nuts. He is superb.

Physically, he is a 20 yo white male with deep voice with no known medical conditions and takes no meds.

I will update this profile with pics of his edible talent.

Guestbook of BestChef

BestChef (Owner) – June 11, 2020



Dick Unknown
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Unknown
Piercings Unknown
Tattoos Unknown
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Unknown
Kissing Depends
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Unknown
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Urfuturebottom, 22
Fráncfort del Meno

Hullo just a dude who wants someone to rock my DJ bttm bf.
Recently had to face that love is not always enough.
Probably should add he’s also my identical twin brother!
Looking for a paying top to fuck his brains out in front of me.
Please don’t judge me or him there’s really no point.

Guestbook of Urfuturebottom

Urfuturebottom (Owner) – May 19, 2020
I used to love sliding my dick condomless inside my twin bros ass. We never used lube, rimming his ass and spitting on it worked perfectly fine #brotherslove

Urfuturebottom (Owner) – May 14, 2020
Love to jack off when my twin bro is getting pounded by a strangers c**k Gosh it feels super warm inside him #brotherslove

Urfuturebottom (Owner) – May 11, 2020
Are you suffering from corona? If you are, give my twin bro an injection and if you are not, do it anyway just to prevent But make sure your syringe is quite big

Urfuturebottom (Owner) – May 4, 2020
My b**lls were so full after almost a whole day without seeing my twin bro bf he defecated my sperm for two days #brotherslove

Urfuturebottom (Owner) – May 1, 2020
I absolutely love watching a man taste my twin brother’s a*s while he plays videogames. It’s so hot and relaxing #brotherslove

Urfuturebottom (Owner) – Apr 26, 2020
Ups I cummed all over my face and mouth. So nice to eat my own cum. It tasted delicious so I swallow it

Urfuturebottom (Owner) – Apr 22, 2020
My twin bro loves to worship his most precious treasure: my c**k and my b**lls and my a*s #brotherslove

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 75 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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silverboy, 20
Singapore

i am sometimes available with goldboy

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking No
Speaks Chinese, English, Korean, Japanese
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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DoDisturb, 21
London

500 £ fucks me

Occasional dates with discreet Corporate people in the privacy of their posh hotel rooms.

I am a Long Haul Routes Flight Attendant – private aviation

Current Destinations: #Heathrow Airport, #London #Farnborough #Rio de Janeiro, Galeão Airport #Istanbul Airport (Eu/Main), Vnukovo International Airport, #Moscow, Siberia #Novosibirsk, #Hurn (B’mouth) #Saint-Croix (USVI) #Cyprus (South), THK #Ephesus Private Airport #Athens #Luton, Khwaja Rawash Airport #Kabul, Herat Airport #Afghanistan, Incirlik MLTR (UAB) #Adana #Boston Logan

IRL @ airports – arrivals, initially, for coffee & dinner dates, and then, you have to take me back to my crew hotel.

Rate per hour
80 £ – is for passionate sucking of your cock for completion in the airport toilets for once only and I do swallow.

I do not like clubbing.

500 £ – is for fucking me in the privacy of your reputable branded hotel room but, does not include return taxi cab fare after midnight surpluses into consideration.

Love breeding, thick multi loads deep inside.

I do expect generous tips at your discretion all throughout of the night to be placed on the bedside table and cash in pound sterling.

It might well be more convenient for you and your preference to visit me in my crew hotel room. In that case the charges are triple of what is declared as I have to hand a healthy tip to the receptionist for not requiring any identification for the second occupying guest and so no room-maid discrepancy is recorded on the following morning.

May I bring your attention that, on no account, I will accept any digital or sound recording of any sort.

Threesome pleasure is possible on the condition I am taken by a man in the arms of a translesbian and she is my girl friend. Her nightly charge would be the same as me but, only available in London location.

I am not professional or experienced. I am doing this to contribute to my never ending outstanding high bills.

UPDATE – PLEASE READ
• • • • • •
⚠️ I am now a Autogynephilic Non Op Transsexual DSM-IV (Cis-Trans) , with quality of adjustment, and not a Transvestite TS (Pseudo)… I experience Gender Dysphoria.

I have been benefiting the magical properties of Estradiol and Spironolactone to relieve some of the distress and discomfort associated with gender dysphoria and my penis is effectively switched off / flaccid during intimacy. I only match with a Total Top Heterosexual / Straight Male who has sexual and affectional attraction to such girls.

Guestbook of DoDisturb

lel_sad – June 7, 2020
he is a nightmare duh

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English, Farsi, Italian
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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FistMeNOWinCar, 22
London

Me? I’m just a Marxist dreaming of fully-automated, luxury, gay, space communism, so if you voted Tory then it is probably best for us if you just stop reading at this point.

Are they gone? Okay, phew. Outside of crying over JC’s loss, and licking the wounds of Sander’s unsuccessful bern, I’m looking to get filled up with toys, fists (two at a time is the best feeling) and piss.

Let’s support our trans brothers, sisters, and siblings. Let’s nationalise, unionise, and collectivise. Let’s remember where we came from and the people who have always supported us in our struggle to where we are now.

Guestbook of FuckMeNOWinCar

Put🇬🇧First – June 9, 2020
🤮🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Depends
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour 170 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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ChristianWitches, 21
Raleigh

Yes, my profile is real and has been here way before this FAKE PLANdemic.*

#MassArrestTheCabalAndALLCollaborators
*This site s is a global corporate FRONT site. Its participation in propagating this FAKE pandemic is terrorism. I will never support it again or any of these other corporate FRONT sites preying on and exploiting the gay community and propagating globalist “corporate” terrorism/new world order agendas. The operators should be IMMEDIATELY arrested and charged with TERRORISM, HIGH TREASON (which carries mandatory death penalty), and CRIMES AGAINST HUMMANITY.

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 100 $

 

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Beau_ClassyDirtyBoy, 18
Paris

A little hot during this confinement and I am looking for the guys who make me live things that were not planned by paying me to take drugs that unhinge me.

Guestbook of Beau_ClassyDirtyBoy

Beau_ClassyDirtyBoy (Owner) – May 28, 2020

Dont_worry1 – May 28, 2020
Says he wants it then freaks the fuck out when you try to do it!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Socially
Speaks French, English, Czech
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 175 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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maybeyourneighbor, 22
Stolberg

Live in Stolberg, professionally geriatric nurse.
I’m now and then as a short stint bottom escort only the relationship has not yet resulted from it.
I’m skinny submissive passive slutty and outed, but think that you can see it
The hair is naturally unbearable, often colored, but often short, every now and then wig.
Looking for a wealthy life partner older than the age of 40 for a common life with a steady increase in the tendency to break taboos or limits toward his having complete fulfillment in my body.
I am proud that I completed my training as a geriatric nurse despite a learning disability.

Guestbook of maybeyourneighbor

Thom – June 11, 2020
Sorry to intrude, I’m just stopping by to say it’s funny about your screen name because you are my neighbour.

Anonymous – June 10, 2020
Next time you write a fake review remember not to sign in using your own account.

maybeyourneighbor (Owner) – June 10, 2020
Wow really? I think his photos don’t begin to do how beautiful he really is justice.

dont_play_games – June 9, 2020
He’s at least 8 billion times less cute than his photos.

maybeyourneighbor (Owner) – June 2, 2020
Maybe it won’t work but seeing if it does could be the best adventure ever.

_koala – June 2, 2020
you fistable?

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English, Greek
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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IamTheOne, 19
Baghdad

I like to take a walk on the street.
I love when there is a thunderstorm.
I read books.
Painting is my hobby.
My comfort food is pork and beans with egg.
Stevie Wonder and Beethoven is my favorite artist.
My favorite color is black.
I’m single as hell.

Guestbook of IamTheOne

lickmynipple7789 – March 18, 2020
The most exciting Arab guy on the face of the earth. I came so explosively I half expected his ass to be blown into pieces.

Buzzlightyear91 – March 15, 2020
Not only is he straight, he has 13 children!!!

libra1808 – March 13, 2020
he says he’s straight only top but don’t hesitate to say “i want to fuck you” hes kinda bad at saying no.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Arabic, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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NUSRATJAAN, 19
Sonipat

NUSRAT KHAN 19 YEAR OLD
FROM DELHI-NARELA
LIVING WITH MY BHAIYA AND BHABHI
I AM NOT GIRL
I AM PAID BY RICH CLASSY TOP UNCLE AND MEN AND GUYS
I AM NOT FOR LOW BUDGET BITCHES
READY FOR FRNDSHP BUT U NEED TO PAY BY HOUR
MARRIAGE AFTER FRNDSHP ONLY

Update
-I am also now looking for someone to help me reduce the amount I masturbate, if anyone has creative solutions to this then please do contact me.

Guestbook of NUSRATJAAN

SkyWalker11 – June 9, 2020
His scatmassage is not remotely German style.

NUSRATJAAN (Owner) – June 5, 2020
I CAN ALSO DO KISSMASSAGE AND SUCKMASSAGE AND FUCKMASSAGE AND CUMMASSAGE AND PISSMASSAGE AND GERMAN STYLE SCATMASSAGE WITH 4 HAND ( WITH FRIEND) IF YOU ARE STRANGE

bills231 – June 1, 2020
ᴍʏ ᴘᴇɴɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴘᴇʀᴍ.
𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕋𝕊 ℂ𝕌𝕄 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕐𝕆𝕌
ɯɹǝds ɟo llnɟ sı ⋊ƆOƆ ʎɯ

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks Hindi, Bengali, Marathi, Urdu, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 50 INR
Overnight On request

 

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assworshippers, 24
London

lie back while we sniff lick worship ur 🍑
deeper the better👉🏾👈🏾
sensual oral 🐷, NOT into fukin b4 y ask
👀 into smooth 👌🏿👌🏋 who don’t miss leg day
intimacy & madness🌬 18-24 only. 👀👬
🎶 make your pockets hurt 🎶😍

Guestbook of assworshippers

Anonymous – May 27, 2020
ATTENTION this is the fourth profile they have deleted and remade this week. The reason is their guestbook fills with reviews like the following ones I saved from his profile of yesterday.

Anonymous –
The brainless clowns put a layer on it.
The ravages of the Covid no doubt on the brains !!!
PATHETICS !!!!!!
Anonymous –
It just came from the bled …..
Anonymous –
to subscribe to the Guinness book of clowns !!!!!!
Anonymous –
No doubt, they are the king of idiots …
Anonymous –
too stupid for a real job
u make one here on thick pants
Anonymous –
This artist is a wanted criminal who wants to go high and keep up with the tall animals.
Anonymous –
It is a maq which organizes its sector.
Anonymous –
What a racket!

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Many
Smoking No
Speaks English, Italian
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour 75 £
Overnight 500 £

 

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CanKeepMeQuit, 18
Torino

IMPORTANT: It’s not a wig but my hair.

Heyo =^.^=. I’m 18 years old boy whose dildo (18cm) has become too small and boring for me.

I believe that pluralism is a word describing a human’s personality. That’s why I can be a teacup himbo encased in a latex suit and fucked until my throat is sore from screaming and also a little oaf with a big mouth who eats and fucks your hole until it’s warped and messy.

I can be very smart and intelligent but also very silly and vapid.

In other words, when we meet, who I am depends on you.

Guestbook of CanKeepMeQuit

giog610 – June 4, 2020
CanKeepMeQuit ask me to write he currently in a rocky relationship with this work because of his body is unfortunately develops savere an alergy to the fur of my cat.

ThisIsDaniel – May 29, 2020
it is worth booking this weirdo and tight ass but immediately get what you want and what you want to do because once he starts talking he won’t stop for 10 years

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Tagalog, Korean
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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Blow-Bitch, 24
Paris

Hello! Write me! My name is Egor. I am not an actor or a pornographic model

1. Blowjob, Facefuck, Deepthroat
2. Rim, Fuck
3. Hole Massage, Toys, Fist

You can also put together the 3 packages and I will make you a price

Yes, I enjoy it

As long as you’re not young enough to be my friend

Guestbook of Blow-Bitch

DaizoXXX – May 21, 2020
An ass outta Greek statuary and an old-fashioned stepford boytoy attitude and a tiny hard cock (less than 10cm) twitching and vibrating like a wind up toy and so primitive his eyes are like lodged rocks will have you widening his trench and deep deeper deepestthroating spews and rivulets from his implacable piehole until the wee hours.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking no
Speaks French, Swedish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 89 €
Overnight On request

 

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Tom, 20
Strasbourg

I just moved and I have no friends here … this world is so fucking cruel, a trick died on me in march this year, I woke up to him dead next to me in my bed … I have nothing left to live for but certain men who rape me for income and would probably be better off without me … I’ve been molested ALL my life … my dad use to beat and rape me, my brothers still beat and rape me and never talk to me… I’m just tired of everyone fucking me deeper into a hole that I am already so far down I can’t see the light at all anymore … so I’m looking for one real sadist … a long relationship … but before we meet we must exchange Spotify playlists … and I’ll need money for it … a lot of money ..:)

Guestbook of Tom

NobodyxD – Apr 27, 2020
Caution last night two guys and I slapped and punched this bitch’s face until we coulda made pottery out of it.

Tom (Owner) – Apr 24, 2020
I’m sorry I can’t take beatings every day without my body crashing so CALM the fuck down

RJShak – Apr 22, 2020
No one in d world is born for you..
But u can make someone to live for you..
Live d life such a way that someone live for you..
Sex is d part of life not a life..
I dont know what i am saying here but wanna know soon..

mrserg – Apr 18, 2020
His story is a sad one but having hooked up with him recently I can see the other side. He is very cute, sexy against his will, and a total worthless piece of shit as awful as that is to say. I gave him another sad story.

Rammitsir – Apr 16, 2020
This boy knows his way around a bullying, he made our pig show feel like Shakespeare, he can be a dirty fuck if you play the 👊🔪😌💨 realness right.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Muscular
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos One
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Pieintheface, 18
Heidelberg

I love a pie in the face – or anywhere you want!
Into pies in a big way.
If you use nazi parafernalia, please don’t contact me.
I am Jewish have a little respect.

Guestbook of Pieintheface

Pieintheface (Owner) – June 3, 2020
I can’t be with anyone that has had sex or that has done sexual things in general ever before because I don’t like it and it makes me extremely uncomfortable so don’t message if you have done these things please!

in_the_mist – June 1, 2020
piano student of Ludovico Einaudi

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English, French
Position No answer
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral No
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight 150 €

 

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NomNomNom, 24
South Bend

I’m Shawn. I just got out of a 10 month relationship with a woman and I really need to male vs male action.
I have no experience with men, but I am 100,000,000% certain that I’m bisexual.

Guestbook of NomNomNom

Letsgofaster – Apr 23, 2020
needs to shoot himself up with something in a syringe before he does it. make sure he’s naked on the bed when he shoots up otherwise you have to carry or drag him there.

HittingBrown – Apr 22, 2020
loves getting fucked without douching. Loves. loves a top who likes to go deep in him when he’s not douched. Using the ass as it is. Damn. if not for you, he can douche.

asim – Apr 7, 2020
try to fuck him before he gets fucked up good luck!!

ROBERT4012 – March 26, 2020
WHILE I AM 64 YEARS OLD.. I’M BISEXUAL.. BUT THE LAST TWO YEARS ….I’VE BED HIM 30 TIMES. .. MADE LOVE TO EACH OTHER. . HE WOULD SUCK MY COCK… AND I WOULD SUCK THAT COCK… I SHALLOW SPERM. .. HE WILL LET ME F****** HIM.. THEN I WOULD. F** HIM.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Muscular
Body hair Some hair
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Depends
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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Ludo, 19
Kirchdorf am Inn

this goes out to the underdog

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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hornysluttytwink, 18
Szekesfehervar

This week we can meet at the following times:

Monday: ——
Tuesday: ——
Wednesday: By appointment
Thursday: 15: 00-21: 00
Friday: 10:00 to 04:00

If you’re craving a teen boy slut with a real “kid” face and shapely butt you can use to your liking as you’ve only seen in porn movies so far, you’ve found it now!

I cover you with sperm in the sea!

But what I especially like and do with great pleasure: Anal sex. No, I’m not just lying like a piece of wood with a bored face! We do it in a variety of poses! Leave all your inhibitions at home, I know for sure, the real thing is when you gasp, yell swear worlds, splatter, soak my rectum! And no restraint from me! I moan, whine, scream as you please! And I wait for the hot, throbbing bursting sperm to flood my rectum, hole, cheeks! And if you like it, keep playing with your well-deserved nectar! I will return all this to you!

100 € 2 ejaculation
150 € 3 ejaculation.
(No price for 1 – no one has ever stopped at 1!)

If you want a relationship I want nice house, a hot black man and maybe a kid if he wants one.

Guestbook of hornysluttytwink

hornysluttytwink (Owner) – June 2, 2020
Would require private bedroom in a mansion + living, eating, medical, all basic expenses covered + 2500 € monthly allowance

Needlovefromu – June 2, 2020
love love love , pls give me this love I want to expreince and share your feelings

pls be free I want to get to know you and you can express your feelings towards me

WhatsMyName34 – May 30, 2020
You are cuter than any human being has any right to be. Hence the idea that that an average or sub-average man could have sex with you, much less the kind of sex you’re offering, even paid, defies logic. I must therefore conclude this profile is a fake. I pass along my compliments to the evil genius who made it.

hornysluttytwink (Owner) – May 25, 2020
Based on your fotos in your profile you would be very lucky to get a single load from me and it would likely be a tiny droplet, sorry.

noshorefeltcheater – May 25, 2020
If you have multiple loads in you i want to suck them out. One load is not ok. I’m willing to travel to Hungary for more then 3. I’ll pay 5000 € to fuck you after i eat.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Socially
Speaks Hungarian, German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Ithoughitwasok, 18
Charleston

I thought I had to be a top because I have an above average dick, but the greatest decision I ever made was to ditch my girlfriend of three years, shave my body smooth and embrace my true self who always only wanted cock. I cum so much harder with a dick in my ass than i ever thought possible. My goal is to achieve anal orgasm through prostate stimulation. If your willing to spend that much time in my ass I won’t charge you. Hell, you might never get rid of me. If you put your hands inside me make sure they are thoroughly washed and sanitized.

Guestbook of Ithoughitwasok

chris12091 – May 7, 2020
Caution! I found his Facebook page and this is what he looks like at the moment.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Muscular
Body hair Shaved
Piercings One
Tattoos No
Smoking No
Speaks English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M No
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight On request

 

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BrainStorm666, 19
St. Gilles

I love sex but I get tired of doing it for free.

I’m also looking for porn castings and other crap.

Relaunching my profile after a little run in with the police. Sigh.

Guestbook of BrainStorm666

mynameisno – May 20, 2020
last year, i went on a date with this dude and when i told him i was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for an entire minute and said i was too old to be reading children’s books. i think about that a lot. …i wonder if he’s still an idiot.

Trent345 – May 15, 2020
He’s fat and he doesn’t do anything … piss off …

thisismykingdomcome – May 10, 2020
big ass can be inseminated repeatedly throughout the night, but he should read the news.

Adamek – May 7, 2020
He’s new to having sex with unattractive men and wears an “ick” face and is quite clumsy getting around and could lose 10 lbs.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, Dutch, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Depends
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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secretbutnot, 21
Muggiò

no money no sex thats how it is haha 🤷‍♂️ deal with it 👊
unfortunately i can not stand thick bearded men sorry but I just find it 🤢🤮
i need enough money to get super hot with dad and a fortune to need grandpa 🤷‍♂️😂
I’m not looking for any sex in particular what happens;)
come up with a want and price for each want for the first message
faq:
how are you? great ���‍♂️
what are you looking for? depending on the situation, money, depending on what I’ve lost, money 😂
in the mood for me? k but you pay the amusement park 😂😂😂
favorite emoji on here 🤢🤮
highest bid so far € 150 😂😂😂

Guestbook of secretbutnot

Concerned – June 9, 2020
Matt please talk to me

DamonStarr77 – June 6, 2020
Every one is a freak until you meet a FREAK. We hooked up on Friday and he was very hyper and standoffish and adamant about no sex above the waist because of COVID and now he’s a pig at porn levels tied up and chemmed to the gills and drenched in my cum with something huge in his butt and wondering how it got in there and it’s Tuesday.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Yes
Speaks Italian, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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cuteasian4hire, 18
Novaliches

If you feel like a hot experience, I am a 100% cute mouse and we should do it together.

My body is like a volcano, touch my delicate, soft skin and feel my scalding sexy insides.

You can go to places only doctors see, if you are passionate about your pig, I got my ways.

Guestbook of cuteasian4hire

rightnowrighthere – May 11, 2020
I still don’t believe what we did together was physically possible to do with him. He made me cum until I cried.

cuteasian4hire (Owner) – May 2, 2020
if you can’t fuck me 3x, peace out

8curvedick – Apr 29, 2020
Adorable teenager, insane body, one minute so polite you think you’re in the wrong apartment, the next minute a steaming hot slut beckoning you with hypnotist eyes and a beaver shot of almost unbearably yummy genitals. I never smelled or tasted or fucked anything like it HAHAHAHA

Hardholepuncher – Apr 24, 2020
Christ you’re cute can I really wreck your little boy hole? I dont fuck and want a pure fisting meet.

I’d like you to have an open hole that has recently been fucked or just been played with as I like to punch.

I just wanna rip down your pants and piston punch your used hole and I know what I am doing.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair None
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Socially
Speaks Tagalog, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 300 PHP
Overnight 700 PHP

 

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jchrist, 19
Stockholm

My name is Sven. Or maybe not. I love beer. Or maybe not. I hear Goa. Or maybe not. I smoke. Or maybe not. I hate people. Or maybe … yes. I really hate them.

Guestbook of jchrist

jchrist (Owner) – Apr 13, 2020
Ok. The COVID thing and everything it implies is freaking me the fuck out. I am now looking also for a relationship with someone that fits these qualities below.
– Ages between 38 and 76 years old.
– Sexually a top who likes to give and take a lot of oral only.
– Likes alcohol, 420, the occasional hard drug and more.
– Someone that understands I drink a lot because of my hardships at being young, cute and gay.
– Someone that wants to drink with me more than have sexual experiences.
– Someone that is not afraid to shower or watch me throw up or do anything private with me like that
– Someone that understands I do have a tight schedule with the escorting, but that a relationship in the gaps is not that bad.
– Someone that understands I am an emotional person and an alcoholic and I have a hard time sticking up for myself.
-Someone that doesn’t want to touch my private parts every two seconds.
-Someone that doesn’t agree with drag, cross dressing, trans, and anything else of that nature.
– Someone that is not harsh about my drinking because I am very sensitive at being told “no” and sometimes I explode in anger.
– Someone that does believe in God and is Catholic or Christian. I don’t mean like super religious, just someone that believes in our God.
– Someone that I can count on being with me after my looks tank and I get fat or act like an asshole due to mental problems and alcoholism and everything else.

jchrist (Owner) – March 22, 2020
I wasn’t too freaked out by the COVID thing, but I also didn’t watch the news for the sake of my sanity. I just did and I’m shutting down my ass and mouth for the next couple of weeks. Because I’m on so many medications my immune system is useless at this point. My dick’s still putting out tho. I hope this all gets figured out soon I guess cause my ass is my only ticket to paying for college.

tommybleyer – March 16, 2020
ultra-cute but so drunk he couldn’t stand up and his hygiene is shocking

Harry&Joe – March 7, 2020
Surly and drunk and a clock watcher who tried to rush us along, but we’d Viagraed up before the meet so we worked fast and got in three ass breedings, two throatpies, a couple of A2M snowballs and two big cumshots in our mouths for our efforts well before the hour was up.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Smoking Socially
Speaks Swedish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 125 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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AlexFauxXXX, 21
London

I’m little stoned excuse the spelling
During this quarantiney times I’ll be doing stuff both usual and online if your freaked… any shenanigans… I can’t fuck myself hard enough :/
I got so hard watching @VadimRomanovXXX choking me out whilst deep plowing me on my OnlyFans that Im gonna add it to the menu…
I’m stretching my hole ok .. stretching while you wait to eat it is honestly the way forward
And just realised in this moment how great it feels when there’s a giant load sizzling in you’re hot pocket and the gargantuan penis that just dumped it slides deep in and out of you’re pussy slow, stroking your milky prostate
I Will NOT Pass Up A Raw Boner
Is it all supposed to go down this drain? Guys your gonna bellow!

Guestbook of AlexFauxXXX

AlexFauxXXX (Owner) – Apr 19, 2020
The support you guys have given me ; continue to give me. Change my life …I don’t feel I’ve vocalised this enough recently but everyone in this industry would be nothing without there customers.. and I’m genuinely greatful I get to live the way I do because of you guys

GreekFcknprfct – Apr 18, 2020
Im a HUNG German and I never felt so good in my life than when my thick long 11″ Cock was pounding his sloppy red face and I can only pray that I’ll feel confidence like that again later in life.

DoubkeFucker – Apr 16, 2020
High key obsessed with you

AlexFauxXXX (Owner) – Apr 16, 2020
When a guy pounds my hole to gaping then jacks a load outta my cock and feeds it in my hole and lets it cure in there a while then eats it out of me I find that very empowering FYI

AlexFauxXXX (Owner) – Apr 7, 2020
Thanks I’m honestly living my dreams

JessicaAnalLover – Apr 2, 2020
Had the absolute pleasure of plowing @AlexFauxXXX for a weekend the other day – between his orifices and mine we fed each other so well we never had to leave the bed to eat or use the WC no joke. Don’t miss his delicious ripe pits. And drink his piss you stupid bitchesss!

mothman – March 27, 2020
Mothman is real and is eating a full 1lb block of cheddar from your fridge

SebastianKane – March 26, 2020
Goddamn Alex Faux unable to breath is fun to watch milking his throbbing dick while my buddy strangled him whimpering and moaning when the fucker had no air, we shot like fire hoses

kenkennnnnnn – Match 23, 2020
His bacon was sizzling, his kettle was boiling, hellfire was burning ..So much cum drained from my body .. what a hot fucking masterpiece is Alex Faux!

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 250 £
Overnight 1500 £

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. ** Scunnard, Hi. I remember the Groundhog Day-ness very well. Busyness seems like the only non-selfdestructive antidote of sorts. Yes, Manifesta is showing Zac’s and my two films and also ‘Last Spring: A Prequel’, the robotic installation piece I made with Gisele Vienne and Stephen O’Malley. Very psyched. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I’ll go read Gary on Andy, thank you. Should be lively. Whoa, Sonbert’s ‘Amphetamine’ is watchable! Thank you! Everyone, The superb experimental filmmaker Warren Sonbert’s often hard to see film ‘Amphetamine’ is online, and you can watch it gratis here, and that activity, which comes via a tip from Mr. Ehrenstein, is highly recommended. ** John Christopher, Douglas Coupland stills seems to be publishing books, and presumably people still read them. Yes, please do link us up when the magazine goes live. Exciting! I don’t know who has Morrisroe’s work. Maybe Fales/NYC? I guess it’s up to them? I didn’t see ‘Now Apocalypse’, but, I have to be honest with you, I’m not a big Gregg Araki fan, so I wasn’t particularly drawn to it. What did you think of it? ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. My pleasure about the Alan Burns, of course. I haven’t seen ‘United States of America’. How did you see it? I tried to do a Bette Gordon post a while back, and there wasn’t sufficient resources, but I checked again when I saw your mention, and it looks like there might be just enough to make a Day now, so I will. Great about the new drummer! Sure, Skyping sounds good. Let me when the time is good on your end, and we’ll sort it. ** Sypha, Hi. ** Bill, Hi. Yes, autocorrect seems to have decided it understands me or something. I’ll check out Cecilia Condit, thank you! I hope you had a swell weekend. ** Misanthrope, It looks pretty when it’s flowing over the edges of the bucket, but it doesn’t spread enough or something. Or at least for the purposes I had in mind. I hope the stromboli did its legendary trick. ** Derek McCormack, Hi, Derek! ** Thomas Moronic, My joy, my honor, etc., etc., etc., pal! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey, Ben. ** Dominik, Hi, D-ster! Hm, okay, interesting about the book. It sounds passionate and kind of fanatical, which is appealing. I’ll see if I can find it. Thank you, pal. It was a good and fruitful meeting with Gisele, thank you. A lot caught up on, new stuff to do. She wants Zac and me to possibly add some kind of ‘counter-narrative’ to her new theater piece, ‘The Pond’, based on a Robert Walser play, so we’re going to go to Rennes soon to watch rehearsals and see what’s what. Otherwise, work and stuff. Oh, Zac and I spent all of yesterday at Futuroscope, the amusement park in Poitier, about two hours from Paris. The park is really kind of out of date and not so great, sadly, but it was fun to be there, and it looks like a kind of 1970s idea of what the future was supposed to look like which was charming. How was your Monday/weekend’s end? Ha ha. Love delivered to you on a silver platter by silverboy and, oh what the heck, by goldboy too! ** Misanthrope, Howdy, G. ** Steve Erickson, Ah, August. I think ours open in a week or so. Although maybe not in Paris. Paris is taking it more slowly than the rest of France. Some Americans are such fucking babies about face masks, Jesus Christ. I was at an amusement park yesterday, and, apart from some quick cigarette breaks, I had a mask on from 10 am to 7 pm, and you just get used to it, and it’s nothing. Here’s hoping that new film prominence reversal pattern sticks, but, yeah, I’ll believe it when I see it. ** Paul Curran, Hi, Paul! Things are good here. I’ve been reading about the gradual return to new normalcy there. Fingers so crossed. Zac and I are still dying to get there. And now that Nintendoland is going to open at Universal Osaka, and the fact it looks like God’s arrival on earth in photos, we’re even more crushing hard on our trip there. Maybe by the fall? We’re still locked into France, although we can move through the EU starting in, I think, two weeks. Great luck with Zooming. I hope you’re getting some writing time in. ** Corey Heiferman, If only I or WordPress could figure why the stars and here align when they do. People always think I must know more French than I actually do. Sometimes my comprehension is quite good, sometimes it’s terrible. Maybe if I was hypnotised I could speak it fluently. Probably not even close though. I hope your good feeling pans out. Yes, it’s that day. Good eye. I hope it doesn’t wreck your concentration. ** Okay. And, yes, the 15th = escorts as always, and feel free to go nuts in that regard. See you tomorrow.

12 Comments

  1. David Ehrenstein

    “He’s at least 8 billion times less cute than his photos.” Isn’t that always the case?
    Lots of cuties today. Love that couple — one with Tats the other without
    I did it with one of the dudes in “Amphetamine” WAY back in the day. I’m sure he’s long deceased.

    Here’s my piece on Warren, who I miss severely.

    If you live in the L.A. area please write me cllrdr@ehrensteinland.com
    about my endless sale of CDs, DVDs and Books and make an appointment to drop by any buy. I have and sanitizer.

  2. _Black_Acrylic

    Cool how FistMeNOWinCar’s profile functions as an allegory for contemporary UK politics.

    The bad news is that yesterday I experienced a disaster in that my iPhone dropped out of my pocket and fell into the toilet. So now, going on a tip from Morgan at last night’s YNY Skype meeting, I’ve put the thing into a bowl of uncooked rice for 48 hours in the hope it will somehow absorb the water. If all else fails then I’ll just have to call BT later this week and order a new one. Gah!

  3. Corey Heiferman

    The comment about diarrhea pasta sauce led me to this mukbang (ASMR of people devouring food) video of eating lots of noodles in black sauce.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjwmXBY7Ls0

    Looks like I didn’t get the job. My new prospect is a company that makes high-tech irrigation systems. Not as trendy as the software company but probably more interesting and rewarding.

    Cool you and Zac got out to an amusement park. The Danse avec les Robots looks like it has a ton of potential as a format. I wish you could make your own programs for it.

  4. wolf

    “Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.” hahahaha nice. Shit I have not checked out the escort boys much for a while but this seems like a particularly tongue-in-cheek bunch (pun fully intended).
    BestChef’s dubious cooking skills (I love an english brekkie as much as anyone but those pics would not be amiss on the single 2008 TripAdvisor review of a now-defunct Yorkshire roadside diner), Silverboy’s factual succinctness, FistMeNOWinCar’s heartfelt calls for collectivization, Tom’s intense nihilism BUT sill with priorities straight (exchange Spotify playlists)… keep it coming boys.

    Dennis, my dude, I was thinking of you as I was listening to Guided by Voice’s latest, Surrender Your Poppy Field, and in fact is it even their latest…? [checks] Yeah, looks like it. It’s SO good!! What an amazing record. But so was the one before (although less bonkers maybe?). I can’t quite wrap my head around just how many albums they put out. That seems completely insane to me. It’s basically what, 3 a year or something? That’s ridiculous. Can you imagine publishing 3 novels a year??? Shit I can’t even imagine publishing one per lifetime haha. Well I guess it’s nice that some talented people out there are putting out metric fucktons of quality content to compensate for all the stuff lazy sods like me can’t be arsed to. Cheers Bob!
    I’ve got 2 weeks off as of today and am trying to find some lockdown-friendly activities that will not make me lose my fucking mind (meaning, non-screen-based, basically). Bookstores re-open tomorrow! That’s the only non-essential shops I’m setting a foot in. In fact they are arguably essential. Tell me what I should put on my little shopping list. I need some good writing. Classic or not. Just finished a Shirley Jackson short stories collection and was amazed how finely crafted they were.

  5. Bill

    A Marxist! Hard to resist. Those guests can be merciless this time, but looks like some of the escorts can dish it out as well.

    The biggest independent bookstore here has opened for in-store shopping! Yessss. But let me get some work done first…

    Bill

  6. john christopher

    Yeah I actually can’t remember why I asked about Now Apocalypse, it wasn’t great, but it wasn’t bad, I don’t think. It was tolerable. It makes the end of the world seem sort of tolerable. And yep, I’ll be back when I have the proper links and stuff for the magazine’s site 🙂 BTW Morrisroe’s estate is in Switzerland of all places. Kinda sad he’s not in NYC. I don’t think he liked Europe that much.

  7. chris dankland

    hi dennis !!

    which kind of website the guy was using to advertise his ex-chef services? i guess he was advertising on other fetish sites too. seems likely that the job market for chefs is not too great right now, unfortunately. is that a thing that u see sometimes on these sites? the new linkedin, maybe.

    “defecate his sperm for two weeks” is a memorable phrase

    as is “I would have paid extra to give him diarrhea and use it as spaghetti sauce”

    thanks for harvesting all this internet poetry for us !!

    I’m glad u got to get out of the apt this weekend, I read about yr trip to futuroscope in the PS. what did the crowds look like? a lot of ppl, or a little? did they have any social distancing rules, like half filled rides or anything? are most ppl in paris wearing masks? just curious

    do u have any favorite black metal or death metal or (other extreme metal genres) bands, or albums? I just started getting into that type of music this year and I’ve been listening to it a lot lately. I never was much into metal before this year. I think most of my interest in that genre came from this blog – specifically there was a song by harassor that u shared years ago, and another song from full of hell and the body collaborative album, those two songs (and videos) really grabbed my curiosity. thank u for turning me onto them !!

    hope u have a good day 🙂

  8. Jeff J

    Hey Dennis – Nice crop of escorts this month. “Don’t study me. You won’t graduate” is a priceless line. The single comment under the one escort “he’s a nightmare, duh” also made me laugh.

    I saw the Gordon + Benning film on the Criterion Channel. They also have two very short earlier collaborations by them which are quite interesting but not close to the greatness of “United States.” Look forward to a post on Gordon.

    Got the new Pere Ubu live album, recorded a few years back in Eastern Europe, “By Order of Mayor Pawlicki.” They radically rework material from 1975-82 and it’s astonishing. Some of the new versions best the studio ones and the whole thing has a ferocious urgency and clattering noisy heft that’s impressive. Think it’s only available direct from the band’s website. Their best in… 20+ years?

    Family drama is throwing a wrench into my schedule but I’ll email you tomorrow about some possible Skype times later in the week.

  9. Steve Erickson

    Have you watched much COVID/lockdown-themed porn? In a year or so, that’d make an interesting Day for the blog.

    Jchrist seems massively troubled. I hope FistMeNowInCar and ChristianWitches meet up and have some political debates.

    Here’s my article on LGBTQ-themed films streaming on MUBI: https://www.gaycitynews.com/mubi-the-queer-stream/

  10. JM

    Hi D.,

    My partner and I laughed our ass off over this set of escorts. I’m gearing up, I think, to slowly reread a bunch of your work soon, unless university life derails that when it re-kicks in which is somewhere between possible and inevitable. I’m really looking forward to reading Mr. Moore’s ALONE, once that arrives I’ll finally have the full Sulphate collection! The Josh Peterson ones are still my favourite but I’ll be picking up the new ‘The Devils’ soon and probably need to get around to reading the Audrey Szasz that featured here a bit ago.

    I got out of the awful living situation, hence radio silence. This time tomorrow, all of my personal belongings will be out of there too – have the somewhat emotionally difficult task tomorrow of going back and actually getting it all out of there while the abusive asshole is around but he seemed nice enough today. I’m still paying rent (fuuuuck) until he/we can find somebody to replace us, but whatever, at this stage I’m happy enough paying money not to live with him.

    How are things with you?
    Best,
    J

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