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‘Just because I don’t look like pervert that does not mean that I can talk normally’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of May 2018

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denis-19, 19
Essen

English is not my best one but…

Ask me anything you want to know

Ask me anything you want

You want tknow anything? Ask me

Anything you want to know

Guestbook of denis-19

gay-for-me – May 7, 2018
They say the eyes are windows of the soul. Not his.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position No anal
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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nocturne, 18
New York City

Korean rapper in a kpop group, just here for fucks and pocket change when i have free time

i loathe loquacious men, but if you have money i’ll find a way to like you

No kpop lovers please

Guestbook of nocturne

bighungguy – May 3, 2018
Assian

young@heart – April 24, 2018
The whole time we had sex he took selfies constantly, and I mean constantly, thousands of them. He kept accidentally smacking me in the face with his phone. He kept telling me to move aside because I was in the frame.

Dick M, Uncut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $450

 

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babe_to_be, 19
Gießen

The first thing I want to say is that I am from Russia, and if this does not bother you, we will continue to communicate.

I live in a shared flat near Giessen with my brother and his girlfriend. I came here from Moscow because in my country there is very strong development of homophobia, but don’t live here in my heart.

I’ve been in prostituting since November and already know a bit about it. So do not need criticism, thanks. What I still need, but no longer as urgent as in the beginning, are people.

Otherwise, I’d say that everyone keeps asking for beer or something. But turns out that everyone who then showed up for “beer or something” at the end of the day wanted sex.

I have two porn videos made by a man with an iPhone who has fucked me. I can show you them if you want to see what I look like poppered up and slopping before I am.

I am not available for any form of friendship.

Guestbook of babe_to_be

animalnocturne – May 5, 2018
I miss fisting you terribly.

Dick XL, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €150
Overnight €300

 

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MyHair4$$$, 19
Moncton

Looking for older idiots how want to pay to have a little fun with my hair. Either hair play. Hair cuts, shaving, styling and more.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral No answer
Rate per hour $80
Overnight $150

 

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hojak, 20
Los Angeles

Just moved here so if you want to take me on a tour, cool or if you want to do something more, shall we say, interesting, I’m up for that too.

I am into a lot of things and want to try as much as I can before I die, so for sure hit me up.

If you care at all about what else I am, we can talk about that too, but I’m a loser and I’m not interesting in the slightest.

Guestbook of hojak

hojak (Owner) – May 10, 2018
Okay, well, yeah, it doesnt matter anymore because the sugardaddy dumped me.

ThomasMither – May 10, 2018
It doesnt make you a slut, it makes you confused, but if you’ve gotten yourself a sugar daddy who gives you everything and wants to be together forever, I dont think you should do it because, frankly, you’re not the cutest boy in the barrel.

hojak (Owner) – May 2, 2018
Well, guess that makes me a slut then, too bad I dont care what people think about me.

Older4young – May 2, 2018
okay, not trying to start like a huge argument over this but I actually do consider it cheating… and I am a sugardaddy…. a lot of sugardaddies feel this way and honestly if you told the girls you fuck you have a sugardaddy they would consider you a slut for doing this… sooo all I’m saying is you’re a greedy little slut… and your sugardaddy is right

hojak (Owner) – April 30, 2018
Yeah, you know, just laugh at me then.

Bones – April 29, 2018
ehehehehehehehehe

hojak (Owner) – April 27, 2018
Yeah, I’ve told him and he’s not so sure because he wants to be with me forever, and I want to be with him too, but I want to do stuff with girls too, so I dont know what to do.

BB_MRC – April 27, 2018
does he know?

hojak (Owner) – April 27, 2018
Ok I have a sugardaddy now believe it or don’t :))) and he’s great, rich, gorgeous, gives me everything I want, but I really want to keep fucking girls too, and I need advice from other sugardaddies so I can make him understand.

hojak (Owner) – April 6, 2018
So?

depressedferret – April 6, 2018
hes gey for pey boy looking for big tiddy goth gf

hojak (Owner) – April 4, 2018
Piss off ghost

NoOneKnewMe – April 4, 2018
The background sort of contradicts the theme of your face pic.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $400

 

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whocaresabouthat, 21
Madrid

Cuckolding is my biggest FANTASY and TALENT to fuck a wife wildly roughly in front of husband; she screams moans & her husband console her to take it whole inside.
Open his wife pussy n hold my dick lick it n then put it insider her wife cunt. put him down to lick both pussy n cock n clean my that is already dirty by her cream juice cum.
Spread wife’s leg pushing husband to lick n smell her wife pussy n ass. Discharge on wife ass n forcing husband to lick it….then cum swapping wife n husband.
Welcome All married guys, lets have conservation. a lot can happen over coffee.

Guys who loves most their wife (bcoz they want to add more sexual pleasure to their wives n sexual life)
> Busy schedule couples
> Infertility couples. I will be glad to be part of this noble cause.
> Guys who get married or forced to due to socialism
> Guys having too small penis
> Guys having erection problem or quick discharge
> Guys who fuck their wife ASS.
> Wife having ex bf or relation in past. Not Virgin Wife (Broken Seal, no blood in 1st night)
> Last but not least those who don’t want boring life office home office n at last reading news paper n exercise in park.
Please advise if something I missed in above.

Guestbook of whocaresabouthat

Anonymous – May 8, 2018
“Do you want to save your marriage?” He made my marriage deeper, more intense.

samuelpervert – April 27, 2018
This one is wicked hot fun if you like yours pint sized and have a sense of humour.
All 5’2″ of him arrived acting like a cartoon macho gang member tough ass punk, sizing up my wife, talking dirty and braggy, lots of crotch grabbing, very funny and hard not to laugh.
He strips off his clothes slo-mo, lots of jerky bumping and grinding, and he has a hot little bod and a stupid cute ass but a tiny cock, 3″ erect at best, but he pinches it and waves it around like a sword, or tries to.
My wife lies down on her back and he belly flops on top, throws her legs back and jabs his little thing unprotected in her ass frantically for about 6 seconds, shoots, bellows his head off, and the look on my wife’s face!

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €240
Overnight €420

 

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makesyouhappy, 20
San Francisco

I finished high school studies
I work with Blue cross
I l notice in my life when I see a man I will like to touch the man for sex
I have a big dick *
I like men who have money around me because I have no money

* breaks ass

Guestbook of makesyouhappy

Kasper – May 3, 2018
Great sex – but I prefer it with someone who’s read a book

Anonymous – April 16, 2018
PERFECT PLEASURE!
No blah blah, he takes out his cock, it takes care of everything!
He really loves his cock and never stops looking at it with love and admiration and making sure it’s happy …
He pumps it with wild intensity to get rid of its pressure and screams bloody murder when it explodes, it’s rare among escorts!
Perfect way to relieve himself!

Dick XL, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour $100
Overnight On request

 

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FuckMySlutFace, 18
London

18. LONDON. FACE FUCK ME AND DESTROY MY BITCH FACE. I HAVE AUTISM.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour £150
Overnight On request

 

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Twink4Hardcore&£££, 19
Newcastle

Hi guys, I’m a 19 year old, gay, completely and extremely bottom escort looking for older guys who want to exchange £800 – £1000 for the fuck of a lifetime!

Some of the things you can get for your money:
Brutal skull fucking – Feel free to grab the back of my head and skull fuck me as hard and deep as you can, I love being made to cry, getting all sloppy and covered in saliva, you might make me throw up too which I’m totally ok with (it actually really turns me on).
Extreme Insertions – If you’ve got any big toys or huge objects lying around the house feel free to slide them inside of my ass. I’ve had an 18 inch monster dildo shoved up me before, I’ve took a girl’s fist forearm deep but never managed to get a guys fist inside of me yet (although I am desperate to). I’ve been double penetrated with 2 dildo’s but never by 2 guys yet and I want it so bad! Basically just leave my asshole a gaping mess.
Ass2Mouth – Pull your cock out of my ass and slide it straight down my throat. You can swap between my holes as many times as you like. I taste really good.
Watersports – I love watersports. You can pee all over me, on my face, in my eyes. Slide a funnel in my ass, fill it with pee, then I’ll squirt it into a glass and drink all of it.
Human beer holder – I can be face down with my ass in the air next to the sofa and had my asshole used a beer bottle holder.
Human Lamp – I can be stood naked in the corner of the room with a lamp shade on my head and massive butt plug shoved up my ass.
Human soap dispenser – I can be face down ass up in the shower with a bottle of hand soap shoved up my ass with only the pump sticking out so soap could be dispensed straight from my hole.

For the record, emailing me and saying, “I’m a virgin, can we meet and see how it goes”, isn’t gonna interest me. However emailing me and saying “I want to fuck your throat until you puke, then pee all over you to clean it off, then fuck you doggy style with you face down in the vomit!” is more the sort of thing I’m looking for!

Guestbook of Twink4Hardcore&£££

bluecarnival – April 29, 2018
mental anguish. i’ll discuss further but for now let’s keep it this way or you can hmu then ask me directly.

albert – April 4, 2018
Teen wreck craving for the fire wave that surfs his veins to surrender his soul.

PERSE – March 14, 2018
handful of brain cells and all that other stuff you won’t give a shit about

Dick S, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight £1000

 

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A_gay_profile, 20
Skärholmen

There’s no classy way to say ‘binge drinking’.

I am not gay, but man do i need money. I haven’t had any kind of physical relationship with a guy but if there is a possibility of it happening with cash, I’ll high tail it out of the hetero world like it’s a house on fire. Just don’t be fat and have hair on your head.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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argh, 20
Berlin

Fist of all i don’t speak german, second im not in Germany yet, im looking for money to go there again as soon as i can because I truly love the country.
What i’m looking for: dudes in Berlin or anywhere in Germany who get hot for guys who look like me and want to bring me there to do the obvious and then see where things go.
I have a rude personality but i’m not physically aggressive at all. Don’t depressed me for god’s sake.
I play guitar and i sing… im not Christian Älvestam but i’m good though… metal is just my type of music.
What i dislike: Dumb conversations about sex before we have it, stereotypical gay sex, techno, Frank Miller, Joss Whedon, Christopher Nolan, the word “cringe,” the phrase “it is what it is,” Morrissey’s stupid face, Ryan Gosling’s incredibly punch-able face.
¿How you’ll know that i like you? I’ll send you emojis, if you’re driving me crazy i’ll send you videos.
¿How you know I stop liking you? I’ll stop messaging you.
I have very VERY low tolerance after a while if you don’t flatter me or if you’re a jerk.
¿The man of my life? I’m the man of my life.

Guestbook of argh

Kristsing – May 3, 2018
Your attitude denies who you are.

miillykim – April 29, 2018
U would never say, “Makeup is for girls not for boys”. Well guess what? Deodorant is for everyone, what’s ur excuse for not wearing it?

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More top
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight €600

 

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illkeeplaughing, 23
Arlington

i love daddys and bears and i am a ticklee I am not into much else Can i make money being tickled here? I am in arlington washington i go to everett washington in collage on monday to thursday at 8 45 to 12 pm please join me please

im doug please be nice

Guestbook of illkeeplaughing

illkeeplaughing (Owner) – May 12, 2018
also i wear fruit of the loom tighty whities and i love to get them yanked up to my neck

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position No anal
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral No
Rate per hour $150
Overnight $500

 

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Modernretroboy, 19
Liverpool

Wassup, Men,

My name is Kunpimook! I come from Daegu, South Korea! Some can call me a escort and others can call me weird or a clown 🤡👊🏼

The escort likes to be fucked outdoors. Everything you enjoy and I feel rich 🙂

You know how to use nature to add extra with your escort?

Appearance: equal

* Nettles
* Bees
* Swimming in a cold forest lake
* Ants
* Wolves walking around
* Tree bark
* Owls flying around
* Picnic disaster

Also sex is great and all, but please have something interesting to say while we’re having it.
I’m more likely to be seduced by what you say we’re doing rather than what we’re doing.

Also looking for a jock to sit on my face and suffocate me 🤷‍♂️

Guestbook of Modernretroboy

Modernretroboy (Owner) – April 29, 2018
I’m at the woods close to me so please use my cunt hole as I’m tied to a tree!

honey38 – April 28, 2018
Just did a 3 day camping trip with this pig, sex day and night. Sleep is for the dead. If hardons weren’t such fleeting, demanding things, I could have spent another year doing crazy shit to this pig.

analstuffer – April 6, 2018
I love stuffing Asian arses , i loaded his up with peeled bananas dipped in olive oil . i made him desperate to shit them out and enjoyed his suffering ffor my enjoyment , and then also some old school romantic shit !

Dick S, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Fuckingpunkberlin, 20
Köln

I’m cum addicted, help me. I am Fuckingpunkberlin. I am compulsive liar without compassion or human feelings, and grenade in bed! I am inappropriate to truth in court because I have no conscience! I use lies icy cold and calculating and only as a means to get cum my own advantage! If you want to let off steam on a young street punk without comic stop words and such shit, if you have that imagination and want to live it out or what, I am very proud and honored to have been fucked for over 7 years now (I know, I know :-p) and I only go to your crazy with 👆👆 no condom!!!!! 👆👆 Only poz me!!!! Show me how to love!

Guestbook of Fuckingpunkberlin

SScurious – April 27, 2018
i was with this boy once a long time ago and he’s changed.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €175
Overnight €350

 

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Xxslit_my_writs_xX, 18
Newcastle

i wanna die
i came here to suffer
what else am i good for?
likes.. death
dislikes.. sex, my stepdad
favorite Music.. anything invoicing angsty teens
everything has a price and im no exception.
if i have for some miraculous chance grabbed your interest, hire me

Guestbook of Xxslit_my_writs_xX

Xxslit_my_writs_xX (Owner) – May 6, 2018
I don’t know!!!!!!!!! Not sex. Think of something

gaynathan – May 6, 2018
Thats interesting so again.. “want money” for what?

Xxslit_my_writs_xX (Owner) – May 6, 2018
Oh I’m well aware of that

gaynathan – May 6, 2018
Just so you know.. between that selfie where you almost look dead and what you wrote you risk triggering men with snuff fantasies.

Xxslit_my_writs_xX (Owner) – May 6, 2018
I want money not love

gaynathan – May 6, 2018
Sorry for your troubles young fella but.. “hire” you to do what exactly?

Dick No answer
Body Slim
Body hair No answer
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Me4ever, 21
Budapest

I provide full shit feeding service. I shit – you eat from my ass. I require my shit to be eaten. Any leftovers will be forced into your mouth or smeared over your face. If you are a novice and still need to get used to the idea that you are shiteater and your mouth can indeed be used as a full toilet, I can shit on your face and then hand-feed you my shit. Some people like eating shit from plates or from toilets, which can also be done.

I’m here to shit in your mouth, not to kiss you. I do not fuck you, you do not suck my cock.

My interest is just to gather enough money so that I can go back to live in Portugal.

(If you need PROFESSIONAL EATER, 18 yrs, thin, cute, just let me know. I will conect you with him.)

Guestbook of Me4ever

jongengay – May 2, 2018
I might have a crazy fantasy, but would you want to go to a gay forest with me 😇

NoOneKnewMe – April 19, 2018
Stay classy.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position No anal
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty Yes
Oral No
Rate per hour €200
Overnight €600

 

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HaHaHA, 18
San Antonio

I started highschool with straight A’s, now im not even straight.
I went from earning A’s to getting D’s.
I’m very cute, and it’s about time I started earning money for it.
I would like to leave my anal virginity with someone else.
My armpits are sexy as fuck.
I hate masturbating.
My friend keeps telling me I am not 18 but I don’t listen. He’s 13.
Lastly I’m the person that you dont know cause we’re strangers.

Guestbook of HaHaHA

HaHaHA (Owner) – May 13, 2018
Everyone who contacts me is SO OLD. I’m not that hard up! I have friends with rich parents who give them big allowances. Isn’t there boys like that here who can afford me or who could filch some money off their parents?

HaHaHA (Owner) – May 10, 2018
I already have a bunch of those.

Rachellet – May 10, 2018
I’m not well off enough financially to afford you but I think you’re insanely cute and sexy and I think I’m good* for you.

*Notice I didn’t say right for you I said good for you because I don’t believe that you will ever find the fuck who is right for you.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $250
Overnight On request

 

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Wimplosion, 19
Cairo

To be honest, you look very generous … and that’s why I write to you.

I urgently need a lot, 4000 € because of debt … would do much for it …

I. REALLY NEED 4000 € AND HAD NEVER WHAT THAT ASKS WITH A MAN.

THERE IS ME
SCHOOL TOLD ME AS A FUN SAID SELLING MY ASS …
GOOGLE HAS UNDERSTAND THAT ASS EARN MUCH WONDERY.
I DO NOT WANT FIRST THE ONE THEN OTHER 15000 €
I only need 4000 € …
BUT CAN YOU MAKE A CONTRACT THAT I THEN ONCE IM
MONTH WITH THE HUGE SEX HAVE
HIM SATISFIED BECAUSE HE GAVE ME 4000 €.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME I THINK IT WRONG BUT, ON THE ONE, I WANT IT TO ALSO … Hello and thank you for writing me. As is in profile, I had no experience escort and am a almost virgin … except one friend drunk I had nothing left
In the ass.

I need 4000 € or MONEY and I thought so, I introduce myself as an escort online.
A trip to the Dubai would bring me 20 times but if I give my ass to some one then I know at least something.

Oh. just because I don’t look like pervert that does not mean that I can talk normally!

Guestbook of Wimplosion

Wimplosion (Owner) – April 24, 2018
No, I’m still absolutely obsessed and paranoid my friends want to hit on him, it’s the strangest thing ever.

Scuzz – April 24, 2018
its been abt 5 weeks just thot id check in, see if you sharing.

thatsmineoridk – March 18, 2018
You can stop soliciting this escort now. He is my boyfriend exclusively as of 02/26/18. On that date he traveled to Rotterdam and turned over himself, his paycheck, his immediate belongings, and was given a tattoo (that reads exclusive boyfriend of me with my full legal name and SS#). On 03/08/18 he transferred title of his car, some stocks his parents had bought him, his bank account to me too. There will inevitably come a time when I’ll need to share him strangers to stay hot and bothered, so if you’re interested check back here in a month or two.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Rate per hour €180
Overnight €4000

 

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thebizzareone, 21
Denver

My ass has never been fucked
I’ve never been with a guy
I’m straight
I need to be fucked and paid something
Pay something and fuck me as much you want

First send a picture of you
This image of you shows your face in the foreground – and not pixelated, out of focus or tiny and not 3 years old

1.) You show yourself
2.) I find out if you give me erection

-I suffer from paranoid hallucinatory schizophrenia (triggered by traumatic experiences and stress) since I was 15 years old but that should not be a problem for you unless you say to me I have split personality.

I don’t know if this will happen but I worry about it …
If after you fucked me or while you’re doing it I told you I loved you and wanted to be with you forever, what would you do ?

Guestbook of thebizzareone

thebizzareone (Owner) – May 8, 2018
These are inter-dimensionals people, these arent glitches or malfunctions in the Sun observer tech, these are where the energetic waves are going to be helped directed coming in stronger from as they redesign how it all takes shape and form for their desired outcome, Ive pointed out numerous times that these sky anomalies we are seeing now have not been seen in thousands of years and if you think thats BS youre fooling yourself, these skies are amazing whats going on out there.

thebizzareone (Owner) – May 8, 2018
A lot of doubters out there who dont realize or understand whats going on, this isnt a pyramid shape, Its a cube, an ancient cube of a sacred geometry craft of super advanced inter-dimensionals who are soon going to be changing things up in our entire soul-ar system, Its already begun, you can choose to ignore it all you want because Its not going to matter what people think because Its happening on a massive scale beyond anyones understanding.

Dick L, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $400

 

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WetLifeGuard, 18
Viterbo

I want a man who is going to take up for me and if someone says something to me he is not afraid to say something back and when I just need to get away he will be there or when I need a hug he will want to

Guestbook of WetLifeGuard

WetLifeGuard (Owner) – April 22, 2018
You sound desperate af

smart231 – April 22, 2018
I’m Edward by name 51 years 6.0ft tall. I work as a builder,contractor and also a small scale business man. I like being honest,sincere and loyal just being an open minded man. Make a friend be like a family is all i like to do. I’m a christian and i have a a strong believe in God just like our believe in America “in God we trusted “so i have a very strong believe and trust in God as well . I celebrate all the festive including the Xmas festive. I celebrate the festive with both friends and families. So you as my partner is welcomed me to celebrate with time at the very period of time. My joy and happiness is always of kinda different on very festive period cause i try to celebrate all festive with one new thing either getting a new house,a new car,a promotion at work or one good thing. My mama is always happy to have the festive with me cause she always believe in me i gat to get a new things for her and also for the all family members who are always with us. So you as my partner should always be happy with me on this day as well cause we gat to be happy together till the end of our entire relationship once we have a good trust and sincerity with each other. To this extent of which i celebrated the festive any workers and coworkers also celebrate together and are always happy as well. No matter where i travel to around the globe i definitely gat to come home at all means for my festive time no matter the condition and the circumstances. I love my job as well and always very happy of being a builder and a contractor cause i think we builders also help in the development of the nation as well both home and abroad. It’s a great opportunity for me to be in here cause i haven’t been hoeing on any of this app like this before which even go to deep to the extend of knowing ones details and also ones character like this compared to any other app i really enjoy this company and give them a very good rate and voting point of almost 99.9%,tho i should have give the whole 100% but the remaining 0.1% is for me so i keep that to myself….lol. Honestly i love this app and a give kudos to to the chief admin for such inspiration. I also love listening to music like RnB ,Rock stars and most time gospels as well. Watching movies in cinemas as well is one of my favorites but that just happened mostly on my holidays time. Pls the sake of Christ and God don’t be fake i don’t really like fake profile people to give me a text on this app. I want a very real and a very sincere person to be with or have text and like to have a good relationship with.So one more time if you are fake profile ass stay out of this pls cause i will always report any scammy traces i see in here and i will always avoid your text once i see anything looking scammy and fake stuff on here with me so be ware of that from me tho. Let try and make things real on here and we gonna both enjoy each other till the end. A good heart and open mind will always do the best and also receive the best,so i always have a coat of the day all times.

Dick S, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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oliver18, 18
Glasgow

Hi I am Oliver I live with my DAD in Scotland and looking for dates here online but please not older than 20 ok nice guys who can talk and with whom you have sex when it should spark between us why not sorry my English but I’m from Barcelona and I’m here with DAD.

Guestbook of oliver18

oliver18 (Owner) – May 12, 2018
Also avvoid ggoodgguy drug addict thief to stqy at his place doewnt clean qfter himself in qnger smash the whole plqce real age 33 from poland has syphillis love bare sex on crystal meth and ghh addicted to mulltiple substances his p

ggoodgguy – May 11, 2018
He giving me that good shit🍁

oliver18 (Owner) – May 7, 2018
Message to other escorts… Avoid Paul19799. He is dangerous and doesn’t respect limits. He entices you with his generous pay. Do not be tempted. We had a one hour date but he tied me up and raped me and other things for three days. He’s cute and talks with you but it’s not worth it.

Paul19799 – May 6, 2018
Ideally Im looking to lay on the floor of a room to make me give huge mounts of loud groans as you’re looking up at me scared, wanting to make sure it feels good for me. Id then blindfold you with a gag ball in your mouth strangle you as I fuck you in missionary slapping the shit out of you all the way through “Saying you fucking piece of shit” “you fucking worthless piece of fuckign whore” woth my hnds still round your neck, angrily as Im letting out my morning woods that has made me sexually frustrated out on you as you say “Thank you ” like the good lilwhore you are. The question Ive asked most? How many guys have I fucked? Its just over 200 guys,and counting so Im experienced and know what Im doing. Call me a dirty pervert and you’ll give me an instant horn.

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour £150
Overnight £350

 

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weirdooo, 19
Yorkshire

For all who did not hear it, I went crazy, I AM A ESCORT NO MORE.

I can’t escort as I can’t escape this.

I just need a friend or a buddy who can act as my close friend now 😉

Let’s talk about it later 😉

Guestbook of weirdooo

weirdooo (Owner) – May 1, 2018
True story dude

LukeorLukas – April 30, 2018
You may have gone crazy but at least you have a great ass. That’s more than most of us can say.

Dick L, Uncut
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position No anal
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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fuckimpanplease, 19
Budapest

Being pansexual sucks. :/ am i rite? Uuuuuugh I hate being pan. I can’t help it tho! But anyone do stuff with me? I dunno, spew love and fuck ‘n shit?

Guestbook of fuckimpanplease

WildBoar – April 25, 2018
Hi 😉

fuckimpanplease (Owner) – April 22, 2018
Truuuueeee. Why do you need a special word for it? Plus, I hate it when people say that pansexuals only fuck boys and girls. I’d get fucked by a wild boar as long as it paid me!

tardis666 – April 22, 2018
YEP YEP YEP. IM PAN SEXUAL AND I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO PEOPLE AND THEIR LIKE ” u fukin loser lmao kill yurself “

Dick S, Uncut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Top
Rate per hour €80
Overnight €120

 

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Kaked, 22
Los Angeles

I’m a cannabis stoner and a gay! I’ve been a gay since I was a kid. My aunt owns a gay sex club in Long Beach called Teeth. I started taking and giving dick at 11 so I am an old hat!

People say money is root of all evil but according to my own philosophy, women are the root cause of every evil on the face of the earth! This is my main reason for having nothing to do with women!

Please do not email me horrible derogatory statements. I don’t understand the purpose of it, what does it accomplish?

Dick L, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Not very hairy
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour $200
Overnight $350

 

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purityitself, 20
Halle

NO ESCORT! NO ESCORT! NO ESCORT!

Hello, I’m very happy, I’m Bjorn, boy born in Stockholm at the moment by sircustansias of the alive life in Halle, Germany, small town in this country.

Who is Bjorn a boy that life had him accustomed to a life of rich to a life full of everything he wanted he had.

Time was passing and those riches were ending my parents dying life I was cruel I was left with nothing and now I am living my life like any of you a life without riches and not in peace.

For me not everything is bad because I am also a boy full of many virtues virtues. Also, Bjorn is a humble honest boy, solidary and, above all, sexy, recent life taught me to be sexy at 20 years of age.

I’m looking for a wealthy friend somewhere. I’m looking for a wealthy friend, I need something. I may seem superficial to many, but my prey are only successful entrepreneurs, managers, CEOs, lawyers or doctors.

If you are an employee, please do not write to me, because I will not answer such pathetic requests.

Dick XL, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft SM only
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight €3000

 

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wowie, 18
Brussels

I stupid and I admit that. I proud my self ❤💪🏻🎳🏃☃🍙☕🎱⛳⚾⛷🎼🏟🎢🏖⛺💰

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €100
Overnight €400

 

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yourfuturedoctor, 21
London

A Darwinistic goofball who can get along with just about anyone who is logical. Sometimes, the illogical as well, but I haven’t pinned down what traits redeem an illogical person in my eyes.

I want to fall in love first, but greencard for money is a second option. Hit me up. Alternatively, if you just want to fuck, my cock has been nicknamed the Pink Tornado, so there’s that.

Dick L, Cut
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour £210
Overnight £700

 

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RimBaudelaire, 20
Berlin

I decided early on to be different
I like to fight with the normal, I like it when my opponent is older and stronger
It doesn’t have to be physical fighting, it can be a psych out or staring contest for example
I always lose, even though I am extraordinary
Love to wear horny clothes during battle, like to wear tight skinny frayed ripped jeans, holey shirts …
Piercings: Snakebites, tongue, ears … will be expanded!
Also very easily taken deep into hypnosis and trance to re-write my subsconscious core beliefs
Also I’ve been always hurt and rejected and I don’t want to experience it anymore
Also I’m a virgin so that’s the final thing to do
Also problem getting an erection need to see a “doctor” in the area, I prefer much younger doctors with no experience <20
Think, here I find the “largest selection”

Guestbook of RimBaudelaire

darkestfalls – May 3, 2018
Wow too much awesome going on here

Dick M, Cut
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour €150
Overnight €1000

 

 

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p.s. RIP Glenn Branca. Another great one is gone. Here’s Thomas Moore’s recent guest-edited Glenn Branca Day if you’d like to check in with his great music. ** David Saä Estornell, Thank you, David. ** David Ehrenstein, Ah, great, so glad Ira came through! ** Ferdinand, Hi, man. It’s strange, those stories of Clark’s interventions with Renfro during ‘Bully’. One of the performers in ‘PGL’ was in Clark’s last film, and he had totally nightmarish stories about Clark’s out of control behaviour during the shoot. I hope that interesting methodology re: relieving the pressure does the trick. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. I seem to be out of it because I’ve never heard of this whole ‘lean’ thing before reading your comment. Very curious. I will course try to go educate myself. ** Sypha, Hi, J. I still haven’t seen ‘The Informers’. Haven’t felt much of a jones to. Kiddie balls, ha ha, mmmph. Whatever worked, right? Lighter the ball the better the bowl was my motto. ** _Black_Acrylic, I’m glad everything is kosher with Alex. I’m still way down for the Compendium post if you still want to do that. Agency of None is a sweet name, and that is charismatic logo. Might you get involved with that project? I was very suspicious of ‘Climax’ after the crappiness of ‘Love’, but everything I’ve seen and read about it has gotten me very excited to see it now. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Cool, yeah, he does seem like a SCAB muse now that you mention it. I definitely want to come check out Hungary at some point, and now that we’re pals, it certainly only makes doing that more doable. There’ll be a way. No, Zac and I need to talk more about my idea for the short film before I talk about it, but he seems initially into it, and thank you for asking. I’m glad the shop is becoming something of a second home. No way (!) about running into the ‘protagonist’. Very cool. Still waiting for Zac to get the ‘clean’ version of all three episodes done so we can submit them, maybe today, I hope. Unfortunately, the problems with our producer are becoming severe. She still hasn’t paid us, and it’s been 7 weeks since we were due to be paid, and we’re all having money problems because of that, and we keep begging and borderline threatening her, and all she does is give empty promises and talk bullshit, and it’s getting near the point where we may have to take legal action against her, which will only end up fucking the project up even more, and the whole thing just incredibly sucks. Ugh. Other than that, ha ha, yesterday was mild and pretty uneventful. How did Tuesday turn out? ** Wolf, Awwooo! (sp) Yum: your new apartment. I want to set foot in it. Many foots, in fact. So much realness. Awesome, I’m so glad I asked. Here’s where I want to tell you that you should write a novel or creative nonfiction tome or some such. My real? Hm. My local tabac, Cigarium, has reopened after its vacation. The woman who runs it pronounces ‘Bonjour’ as ‘Bonjour-uh’. I’m kind of addicted to hearing her say that. Zac says it’s probably due to some regional accent or something. He’s promised to go with me and listen and try to solve the mystery. My hot water heater is leaking a little. A young Italian couple just moved into an apartment on the first floor, and their and our windows face out on this kind of boxed in multi-story terrace kind of thing, and they fuck with their windows open at least three times a day, and she wails and screams throughout, and it literally sounds like a ghost is raping another ghost in my living room. I think I’m out of realness. Your turn, ha ha. Unreal love, me. ** James Nulick, Hi. Not sure Brad would have provided much of an escape from your unhinged psychotic meth-head boyfriend. The stabbing and the other attack things here suck, but 90+% of the time Paris is super safe with a low crime rate, and I’m sure it’s a whole lot less dangerous on a day to day basis than pretty much any city in the States, even Seattle. So true about how if solutions were snakes, they often would have bitten you. Love back. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Some of the most sane and stable people I know had the worst, most destructive parents. Oh, I’m sure it was me who got the wine thing’s weekend wrong. Oops. I’m pretty sure my getting hit on the head with an axe at 11 years old explains a ton of things. ** Kyler, Hi. Thanks for the link. I’ll check that out. Seriously, every artist I know who makes work that’s particularly disturbing or violent or whatever, from Peter Sotos to Paul McCarthy to whoever, is always a sweetie-pie. It makes total sense to me, although I can’t explain why. ** JM, Hey. Yeah, I just avoid all TV nowadays — although I def. will watch the ‘Twin Peaks’ — because it would eat my time alive if I investigated it. Having rampageous curiosity about books, music, film, art is a lot to juggle, but I seem to. I miss TV sometimes, but not even close to how much I miss video games, but I’m going re-pluinge into them as soon as I get a free week or three. ** H, Hi! I’ll be in NYC, I think, although it’s not confirmed, from June 7th to the 28th. I want to see Nathaniel Dorsky’s films projected a lot. My eyes are peeled for an opportunity. Take care. ** Right. There they are again up there making their monthly visit. See you tomorrow.

15 Comments

  1. I read The Sluts first and afterwards learned about these Escorts posts. I’m sure you keep getting asked this all the time, but where do you find these, are these official escort sites? And then I’m intrigued, did writing The Sluts affect how you experience these escort ads – especially when someone writes that they have been raped by another user like in one of today’s posts, how does that resonate now? Because for me reading The Sluts makes me question the authenticity of these ads and comments, which is a good thing as such, since having distance to media is a damaged experience. But simultaneously it makes me feel even worse for the prostitute in question, because I feel they are trapped in this black well of non-believe, while their experience might be very real to them.

  2. David Ehrenstein

    May 15, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    “Twink4Hardcore” is exceptionally pretty.

    The escort who wrote “Also sex is great and all, but please have something interesting to say while we’re having it.
    I’m more likely to be seduced by what you say we’re doing rather than what we’re doing.” sounds like he reads this blog!

    Here’s a song for Escorts

  3. I follow quite a few sex workers on Twitter, and the passage of a bill called SESTA, supposedly aimed at stopping forced sex trafficking but really designed to stop all sex work regardless of whether its participants entered into it of their own free will, has caused Craigslist to shut down its personals section and the website Backpage, which many escorts used to find clients, to shut down entirely after its owner was prosecuted. Many sex workers are writing about being forced into unsafe conditions where they have to go on the street to solicit clients instead of being able to post a website where they can put themselves at less risk and there’s an electronic trail of E-mails should the men turn violent. And because people in any country could use Backpage, even sex workers in nations where their jobs are legal have been seriously affected by its shutdown. If you browse these kinds of sites enough to collect these posts, you must be aware of this, although few people have written about its effect on male hustlers. Are you afraid that these sites may get wiped off the Internet entirely or forced into the dark web?

    “Human lamp” and “human soap dispenser” are fetishes I haven’t come across before!

    I got a bootleg yesterday of 90 minutes of outtakes from Television’s ADVENTURE. I can see why the majority of them have remained unreleased – few people would want to sit through 4 instrumental takes of “Glory” and “Foxhole,” and the only songs that didn’t make it onto Elektra/Rhino’s last CD of the album are very fragmentary demos. Still, there’s something exciting about hearing these songs over and over again, especially my favorite “Ain’t That Nothin’ ,” although I didn’t make it through the entire 90 minutes. The band reportedly recorded far more for Ork Records than just “Little Johnny Jewel,” but these sessions don’t appear to even have been bootlegged so far.

  4. So sorry about the continuing producer saga, Dennis.

    Some tight pithy guestbooks today! And I do appreciate those Berliners, of course. Can’t wait till June.

    I’m a big Brad Renfro fan. After your interview, it’s hard for me to think of him without recalling that conversation.

    Bill

  5. Hi!

    That’d be amazing, obviously! If you came to visit!
    Sorry for the simple-minded question but isn’t it possible to get rid of this producer without causing the end of the project itself too? What she’s doing is honestly baffling and completely unacceptable at this point. I’m really sorry, Dennis.

    Have I ever told you about the scrapbook/notebook I devote exclusively to your escorts and slaves? Twice every month, I pick my favorites and print their pictures and copy their words manually into it. Today’s group is outstanding – I found so many muses!
    (I won’t detail my day because it was boring, haha, really, just work.)

    How are you? How was your day?

  6. hi dennis

    do they all have to die ?

    id flash backs to the cannibals days, those glorious morbid fail beige sex and that wallpaper

    looking at these i get depressed, so i nut that screw by working out if i could cram everything into 60 mins as opposed to cashing out for a sleepover, cough, could i really squeeze everything into 60 mins ? the only way i could would be a 7 day predetox of all meds / alcohol and full on foucault silverfox concentration, then photographs, something stolen, a mini meltdown by either if us ( that’s important ) one of has to go sidereal, yeah, i think i could fractal myself within one of them

    from my past ive always found that asking someone to just head back and crash and sleep together, no sex, they’d stare back as if ive said ” oh, would it be okay if i raped your dad…”

    the hours after sex towards sleep are….

    and my one time letter friend dennis neilsen died at the weekend, poor crater

    most importantly dennis, they’ve all got great hair, all these kids look like grecian marble statutes, when i was young i walked around with a face like an unmade bed

    oh, i got a copy of “like cattle” so im saving that for the weekend

    ive tapped to much, love you dennis, x

    alex,x

  7. Ahoy Dennis!
    How are you?
    Excuse my absence, been enjoying drinking beer and getting high in the park (felt 16 again) and went to a poetry event last night (Holly Pester and Elaine Kahn, put on by Colin Herd, whose lovely introductions were almost the highlights of the evening).
    I’m seeing that y’all have still not been paid. That’s unbelievably annoying, man. My utmost sympathies. What’s your next move?
    I get you about Dispatches From the End of the World as a title. It is a little dull and unenergetic, isn’t it? And it does sound kind of drably familiar. Hmm. I’m sticking with it for the time being though, as it works for the content, which I’ll surely blab about at a later date. Zac’s Coral Reef is a good title. I think I saw the ‘cover’ on fb and thought it looked pretty spiffy.
    What have you been up to? I hear something about a new film project? Keep em coming!
    I’m completely unsure about the cartoon thing with Jonathan. All I’m doing is vacillating between saying yes and no, which doesn’t feel like a good thing.
    Ah, and this collection of escorts snarky guestbook commenters. All good of course. Oliver18 in Glasgow is really not having a good time, huh?
    Hope your Monday’s like some crazy new kind of day which requires the invention of about thirty or so new words to describe its downright excellence.
    Admantium love,
    Jamie

  8. Dennis, oi oi oi!
    Ok, you want today’s reality? Aight, let’s see.
    0. That woman might well be from the South. If unsure, try and see (hear) if she softens the ‘bon-‘ part, as if the ’n’ was squishy and a little juicy, like a ripe little plum. If it sounds close enough to what it would if she said ‘bonne jour’ then that’s probably it. A simpler check would be: is she friendlier than your average Parisian? If so, she’s from the South.
    1. Were the reheated lasagna remnants as real as the original article? Well, the first round had a somewhat-undercooked layer, which can happen when you pack too thin a layer of sauce between two layers of pasta, preventing sufficient moisture movement through the dense portion. So the second-night reheat has solved that a bit, with a night in the fridge. But it lacked the whoa factor of the steaming hot freshly-cooked batch so… real, for sure, but real in a lowercap, Mozart kinda way (‘There’s nothing wrong with it and it’s perfectly lovely but are my insides screaming out in joy? No’).
    2. Oh, I’ll tell you what’s real, the Lynne Tillman (Men and apparitions). I’ve almost finished it. It has, in places, a snarky, almost-arch quality that is not unlike your own writing – did you notice it? I’m not sure one can even notice a similarity between a piece of art and their own practice, actually. Very likely not. Mh. Now that’s interesting. Recognizing your own influences, sure, but similarity?
    3. My brain made a little fist-bump earlier when I realized that I going to be in France during the royal fucking wedding. Thank saint fuckitty for that. Rrrrrrreal baby!!
    4. Those Italians sound scary. Could you play Slayer at full volume when they fuck, or even better something truly mood-killing? Like, I dunno, Andrea Bocelli? Shit, they might be into it. Imagine the ruckus.

    • The remix of Ed Sheeran’s “Perfect” featuring Andrea Bocelli! Apart from Post Malone & 21 Savage’s “Rock Star,” “Perfect” was the worst song I heard last year and I can just imagine how the Bocelli remix would destroy a romantic mood.

  9. Yes, makes total sense to me too (I could attempt to explain it, but not in the mood for that mental articulation at the moment)…I hope I can be included in the group of “sweetie-pies,” though today in the park, after being harassed for being an evil, non-Jesus sorcerer, I wasn’t such a sweetie-pie, ha-ha.

  10. Dennis, Yeah, I’ve seen kids with the worst parents turn out great and vice versa. Sometimes it’s just a crap shoot. Good parents probably are better, in general, but once you get to the point where you’re making decisions for yourself and they’re really fucked up, it usually takes something big to get out of them. I don’t know, I had good parents and really fucked up a lot when I was younger, did tons of stupid shit, probably should be in prison. I’m not kidding. It’s not their fault at all. It was me choosing to do stupid fucking things.

    I’m off to bed soon. Have a good night and Wednesday.

  11. Yeah, new Twin Peaks is some major next-level career-summative shit. And also has the bee-eee-eeeest Kyle Maclachlan. Whether it’s the specific curation of escorts//ordering of them & their comments or the escorts themselves, this is another one that reads as really bizarrely humorous to me. Almost every individual post is structured to have a punchline [I guess they’re not always ‘jokes’ per se] and the post as a whole builds to its climax: “Wow too much awesome going on here” – funny. Nicely done. Really nicely done.

  12. Dude, producer problems are manage-able until they start affecting your bank accounts – properly. Fuck that space, you’ve done the work.

    J

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