The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘i’ve only been loved once and i sucked it up and just couldn’t get enough of it’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of November 2016

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Willem, 22
Zurich

I’m a twinky, cute bro who sells my insanely smooth skin to the wealthy. I know well how to shut up and leave you alone with it. I’m the number 1 choice if you’re looking for someone who knows what’s the deal. As soon as you’re satisfied, I will clean up everything.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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SM-Berlin-Boy, 24
Berlin

I am an extremely dominant boy. Tell me not that I have to educate myself. I have already collected my experience, CLEAR?

In a meeting that is planned in advance I ask that the meeting occur within the planning in advance, because the meeting does not take place otherwise. (I speak from experience)

I like if you lie near my feet and lick my hot Sneakers clean. Of course, when you start I sometimes slap and spit at you and as it should be. You will thank.

If you offend me I will give you my crass socks test (as a small example)
And if you have a bad laptop Ill help you I make new Windows 7, etc.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral No
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros

 

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JustLieDown, 19
Carpentras

I am now bored of this. I will not answer any messages from anyone anymore.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users older than 28
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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EuroBoys, 18
Berlin

My friend & I offer you a little bit of us! 😉

What we offer:

– You want to sit and watch us having sex?
No problem 😉

– Do you have an ass fetish and like live it?
Let us know

– You think we itch?
You can tell we like some help with your fist;)

What we do not offer:

– Our penis with others
– Penis photos for others

We have NO penises for anyone other than ourselves!

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Place_to_do_it, 21
Minneapolis

Safe, remote (on dirt road), soundproof cabin, clean and equipped, 40 minute drive from Minneapolis, renting for 200 per hour to men who like their escorts to be loud and noisy. Fuck them or get fucked and let them know how you feel like you ever have always wanted and never thought you could do. Among our satisfied customers are Uncle Screwtape, Captain Hook, and the Mad Hatter.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Sasha, 20
Kyiv

There is nothing like a free lunch.

FAQ
1.What’s ur name? – Sasha.
2. What I am doing\looking here? – I’m looking for sponsorship or just for once.
3. Describe ur self simple? – I’m gay well used bttm.
4. Are those photos urs? Really? I’ve saw them on other sites! – Yeap, these photos r mine and I can confim it thro the skype webcam chat(not cybersex, just show myself).
5. Do you have place? Maybe you can find it?- Nope, sorry.
6. These photos are hot!! How you look like now?? – The same, just a little moment about my weight. For now I have a loss of weight, but actively fight with it!
7. I am living far away from Kyiv and Ukraine, can you come to me? – Nope, meeting only in city Kyiv. Not Odessa or some else cities of Ukraine and not the countryside of Kyiv.
8. Hi!! I like you, how can we meet? ;))) – In ideal we agree a week before, but if you really is necessary, then for 2-3 days before the desired meeting.
9. Do u meet with anyones? – I dont meet with padawans.

Tight hug for wanting me.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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The_body_is_willing, 23
Verl

My girlfriend wants me to make money for her. Therefore she asked me to look for men whom I can serve as a whore. Any love that develops will be one way, you to me.

Guestbook of The_body_is_willing

pugnolegante – Jul 30th, 2016
To Whom It May Concern

with first hustler experiences in the age of nineteen, since at least three decades i create my sex life with help of escorts, since six years also arranging dates on this website – altogether some hundreds, maybe

my bad luck was to meet many unhappy, stupid or criminal guys, but very few cute true sex pistols – in many guest books i expressed my displeasure

i invited this young man without any special expectations – yet, from the moment of entering my place and for three straight days: for three magic days of ecstasy and surrender, of SELF-FORGETTING and TRUTH

may God bless You wherever You go, whatever You do, and whomever You love in Your life

always Yours ,
giovanni

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Skins & Punks, Techno & Raver, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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Vampire4ass, 19
Riga

About myself.
Hot vampire boy to tear your ass in your way.
You will feel me in you long after the meeting.
I cost $7000 per hour out of which $3000 in advance by bank to be fully sure and $15000 per night out of which $5000 in advance by bank to be fully sure.
I like every thing.
You can go everywhere with me and everyone will know that you are with a vampire.

September 5th, 2016 until July 2017.

China in September.
Japan in October.
New Zealand in November.
Australia in December.
Thailand in January.
Somewhere in February.
Greece in March and April.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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stripme, 21
Bucharest

1) You must have a big dick. So if you’re going to tell me you have 9 thick inches and we meet and you have 5 inches and it looks like a cigarette, I’m bailing. Sorry, not trying to be judgmental, but I’m doing this because I fantasize about big-fat cocks all the time, about every few minutes of every day.
2) You will eat my ass really good. You will get to know me anally. This is another one of the constant fantasies I have. I never have sex without it being done, so want a man who will eat my ass at length before he sticks his big dick into it.
3) If you want to stick it in raw and breed me, that’s ok, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.
4) I like men over 50. Only interested in over 50. Clean.
5) My mate Petr will open the door for you or meet you outside. You’ll think he’s very hot but he’s totally unavailable – no talking with him either. You hand him the money and he’ll point to the bedroom.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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sensibly_lickme, 19
Manchester

lick me for a sensible price — max 10 min. – ÂŁ 80

i don’t wank (you are meant to!)

Guestbook of sensibly_lickme

Anonymous – Sep 12, 2016
Always had my doubts about what it was about but he was and is.

Anonymous – Sep 7, 2016
After a long time finally met again and on the bad side the young man looks less like Bieber (drugs?) and on the good has become even more horny.

Anonymous – Oct 6, 2015
I’m serious:
He likes what he does and you can feel it every second!
He is sensationally pretty and not on the head!

Anonymous – Sep 9, 2015
heavenly butt and the front is also not from bad parents.

Anonymous – Jun 1, 2015
Licking this cute Bieber knockoff is worth every euro! So a nice deep open hole and salty toes and the body is also a room …

Anonymous – Jun 1, 2015
So good he is an escort * _ * since the money has definitely paid off ..

Dreamfinder – Mar 4, 2015
Wow… face so much like Justin Bieber (if JB had sucked on a big lemon first)
Then we met. Justin Bieber stood before me. And then he laid down immediately without fear …

Anonymous – Mar 1, 2015
I’ll probably lick it again

Anonymous – Feb 26, 2015
Super body and really messed up

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour Ask
Rate night 300 Pounds

 

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FuckUsForCash, 20
Okinawa

We are very well groomed. We are in Okinawa Pref in Japan. We are looking for sex at the level of those who know how to preserve sex culturally. We are looking for wonderful sex with them and to know more about it. They are very well groomed 🙂 Of course they are liking to have sex, but not just like that. We are looking for cuddle, eating, driving, walking, watching, and other exciting stuffs. Proposals for 50 or 100 euro knocked out. We are not cheap girl from the street! We are looking they who want to not forget it for the rest of life.

Guestbook of FuckUsForCash

ryoma1234 – 16.08.2016
Can not recommend them. They are very irritating.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Underwear, Uniform
Client age Users older than 18
Rate hour 2000 Yen
Rate night 10000 Yen

 

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sexy, 18
Quebec

I tink i am stupid bitch

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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xanaxdria, 22
London

I like to think I am a girl but I have a body like femboy. ): I am petite and very very smooth.
Now I don’t like liars.
Only 3 boys fucked me since 2015.
And now I want sex but like escort.
AND I CAN BE ESCORT for 4 days only.
Beautiful eyes and face. I can surely send more pictures to you if you are interested. I try exactly to satisfy a MAN for ÂŁ120/H.
I dress smart when I am dressed and very well spoken if ever asked to speak.
I will greet you down in an empty room with a mattress where we can fuck in peace.
By the way i am bottom.

Guestbook of xanaxdria

Jouhandeau – Oct. 31, 2016
Despite the difficulties (he wears so much cheap perfume I had breathe only through my mouth) I have never had a harder cock.

Willambirth – Oct. 31, 2016
Ditto on MOIDANSTONCUL’s rec to choke him. It makes all the difference.

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
Also don’t ask him what he thinks of Lady Gaga.

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
Don’t ask him about his life the answer is a real boner killer.

MOIDANSTONCUL – Oct 30, 2016
Very flagrant but very insecure. Nice combo. Recommend paying the extra 50 to choke him.

marolles – Oct. 30, 2016
xanaxdria reminds me of those skeezey looking kids who used to sell their holes in German train stations back in the 90s. it doesn’t help (hurt?) that he insists on getting fucked on a dirty mattress in a cold basement. recommended if you’re curious about what doing it with whores used to be like.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Sadboy, 23
DeLeon Springs

I’ve always considered myself a very shy young gay who avoids other gays as much as possible, so this is me stepping far beyond my comfort zone, hoping something good will come out of it.

Guestbook of Sadboy

johanni – Oct 28, 2016
Don’t meet this escort. Very bad experience. He’s cold as ice. Do nothing. Bad meeting. Very expensive for nothing. Not beautiful. Not interesting guy.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age Users younger than 40
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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DiontheJet, 23
Prague

Hey, as they say, someone must be born for it in order to play hockey and soccer, etc. I was born for sex and know almost everything about how to and what not to and thus you will quickly learn what you want to enjoy in sex with young men.

My motto in life has always been and will always be “Quality vs. Quantity = Quantity.” Starred in over 40 porn films. I am not good at writing about myself, but over 100 of my partners so far say that I have a great ass.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Rubber, Underwear, Uniform, Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 30 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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Crybaby, 19
Southhampton

This isn’t about me. I’ve fucked up my life and now just realised.

If you want a skull to fuck, an arse to fuck or fist or just had a shit day and want to treat a random guy like shit you scraped off your shoe then let me know. Whatever you want I am that for cash.

I won’t lie I’ll hate it and probably want to leave but as long as you have the cash I won’t.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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Perfecting, 21
New South Wales

I understand. I am fully aware. I have no place without money, without men desiring me.

Everyday I focus on centering my body in my existence and subsuming my mind in preparation for the day’s date.

I need men constantly to keep me focused on my true and only value as a human and money to keep me from becoming distracted.

Still improving … But by the end of 2016 I will be a 100% sex toy with a fully unchallenging mind and a justifiably expensive body.

My face is acceptable, you will not meet a creepy creature.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 400 Dollars

 

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LondonPlayboy, 19
Reigate

Hi there. Young slim boy from a wealthy European country out travelling the world for a bit. I take five hundred euros no matter, just to meet, but after that is pretty much up for discussion. Eg. 500 euros per two hours or so. We can of course also meet for a drink before we meet but even then a payment of 500 euros is required. Again, I have no need or interest in anyone without at least a couple million euros in their account, okay? Great:)

Guestbook of LondonPlayboy

Bighug21sm – Oct. 18, 2016
I want to fuck you until you end up on your face and body

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 500 Euros
Rate night 5000 Euros

 

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UglyBoy19, 19
HódmezƑvásárhely

Just need someone to talk to and to talk to daily. I might be going insane soon. I don’t care about sex anymore but I accept you’ll want something in return.

Guestbook of UglyBoy19

Binxaboo – Oct. 13, 2016
Tonite 7pm….. sweet.

UglyBoy19 – Oct. 13, 2016
Ok ill do you. when

Binxaboo – Oct. 13, 2016
Now they have the singer from make me famous. He sounds like Danny Worsnop before he wrecked his vocal chords.

UglyBoy19 – Oct. 13, 2016
I saw him in concert and they played the final episode and as soon as he opened his mouth i wanted to go home. Hes like super chubby now and he has like super frizzy blond hair and hes super drunk all the time. Motionless in White was more entertaining than him, and i hate MIW.

Binxaboo – Oct. 13, 2016
I just remember that I stopped listening to them for a bit and then came back and was like “oh wow”.

Alot of people don’t like the new singer but I like that they’re going back to more of the original AA sound… towards the end they started sounding more like those old country rockbands with Danny as lead singer.

UglyBoy19 – Oct 13, 2016
Im dead. I didn’t say I like AA, fu.

Binxaboo – Oct. 13, 2016
Oh god, Asking Alexandria….. I can’t even.

UglyBo719 – Oct. 13, 2016
i’d rather drink battery acid.

Binxaboo – Oct. 13, 2016
I told you I’d do you.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 50 Euros

 

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Deveroat, 18
Brussels

Bonjour luxury men,

I’m an effeminate 18-year-old lad, Beyonce obsessed, coffee enthusiast, enjoy exploring nature (specifically during the winter time), recently relocated from North America. I currently know very little French, but being confused is no problem for me at all!

Sexually: I’m a bottom, obviously, love kilometers of foreplay and getting roughed. Slap me, slight choking, verbal degrading, and trussing me up for maximum access are my vacation home away from home. Being naked is very intense for me. I’ll be weird. Ignore it.

Guestbook of Deveroat

YourXXLfantasy – Nov. 3, 2016
I think kisses are a big part of sex! If you think like me, tell him BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

Anonymous – Nov. 1, 2016
no one’s mentioning how weird he is. i know he says he is and to ignore that but i found it impossible. he’s so weird it’s like fucking weirdness itself.

GagUman – Oct. 27, 2016
He like holding my cock in his mouth and did for hours till it’s ready. He like cock force down his throat till hes sick.

bloomington-user – Oct. 26, 2016
Unlike most bottoms on here who top from the bottom, his only ultimatum is that you cum in his mouth. He loves feeling of cum hitting his tongue.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 90 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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sexy_alexander, 21
Berlin

First.. I wanted to apologize for not professional photos, these pictures have done alone in home conditions.

Please don’t ask if I am the boy on the pics because, yes, I am, and, yes, I am very fit, no hair. MY PICS ARE RECENT, YES I AM OBVIOUSLY YOUNG. YES, I AM 21 YEARS OLD. I AM TOTALLY LIKE IN THE PICS (OR BETTER).

Second.. hi, I am a young handsome guy who walks on temptation road.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No
Fetish Underwear, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 5 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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smalldickbigbutt, 18
Istanbul

My profile name explains everything.

One day I was looking at my small dick… then I turned around and saw my big butt and instantly realized I should serve men…

Me:
-18yo white 5’10” 148lbs
-Small dick (3 inch fully erected)
-Big butt

Dicksize S, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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candyshopspongebob, 19
Sodel

I’m an American boy on exchange for University here until July 2017. I’m here studying filmography. And I’m originally from Texas but was studying in LA for a while because, you know, that’s the Centre of the world for film!

I’m into pretty much everything sexually, well, except of course that one really, realllly gross and scary thing — you know, because, like… obviously.

I can not spend the night as I live and work in a rentboy whorehouse. Yes, I do this as a job but my personal experiences are more than my salary and that’s why I’m doing this too for even more money.

I only speak English, sorry, but it’s okay because I love it when I don’t understand what’s happening around me.

No wrong answers, I guess?

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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kunt, 23
Norrmalm

My name is kunt, it was given to me by my current sugardaddy but I am due to exit this relationship on 31st December. You are welcome to change this name if you choose to become my sugardaddy after 31st December either permanently through marriage, for at least well paying irregular but continuing overnights or, if your thing isn’t renaming and you’re in a hurry, just a one off date with kunt.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros

 

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Tiny_Stallion, 19
Paris

Escort edgy … wants a stooge, fragile little subject, a little boob that hearts be victimized. Welcome to the rogues of my fantasy universe. Here you will discover the spicy scents of male moods in different atmospheres. You want to sniff the real bloke in tracksuit, sneakers and hat !!! Here it’s heavy! All-natural guy not shaving, hair removal! I let it grow everything and sending good pheromones! Very little shower and lots of transpiration. Every day the sport room feel like you have the privilege of tasting my boxers ! Grave want to know you in pure worship in my smoldering clothes!

☁☁☁☁
☁LĂ©o. ☁
☁☁☁☁

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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MARKMYWORDS, 23
Beatrice

HI, I’M WES. I LIVE IN BUMFUCK ALABAMA. I’M A STONER WITH NO LIFE. I WANT SOMEONE TO PAY ME TO SPANK ME. SPANKING THATS IT. I’M IN THE MOOD NOW.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 100 Dollars

 

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Stupid_spoiled_whore, 19
Munich

Welcum Fickerz!

Some types hate it so if you hole is called a cunt. I LOVE IT!!!! It is the safest way to separate the real pussies and pigs of the princesses. So what do you think then what am I?

Cum whore! guarantees NO Princess!

And while names like prostitute, BITCH, BITCH or PIG are probably offensive to many, they are a compliment for me !!! I’M A PROUD WHORE !!!!

It’s nice that some Fickerz persistent and can fuck for hours, but I prefer in one hour 10 cocks and loads of 10 guys in my cunt as a type of new felt eternity in my hole and does not come to pottering !!!!

All gladly completely sick me ANONYMOUS with mask !!!!

Dicksize L, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 3000 Dollars
Rate night 7000 Dollars

 

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arabtwink4you, 19
Arad

I am just a teen but I am skilled.
I am always worth it about something.

Guestbook of arabtwink4you

cannonball5 – Oct. 17, 2016
In a relationship with beer.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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Imyourhero, 24
Helsinki

im a gymnast.
i have very low hanging balls.

wanna have a cool date?

ever had sex with a guy doing the split? a or p.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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Elliott, 21
Kilsyth

Normally I play on weirder sites because sex with men is not my interest but I’m trying the escort thing because I’m broke and need a place to stay and ready to settle down. I’m looking for man who’ll move me in and control me. Choke me and suffocate me. Starve me, make me beg him for mercy. I want him to be in control of my consciousness, choking me out whenever he pleases or sees fit. I want to be blindfolded and have ear plugs over or in my ears so I dont know whats coming next. I want a guy who likes dumb guys. If he insists on sex too, I guess my favourite (least disliked) position is being spreadeagled.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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asteroid, 20
Chisinau

I am new here. OMG! It’s amazing and unbelievable!

I love giving pleasure for an hour, it’s what I live for! but I would not be against me finding someone who will support me financially and I would be just his.

I’m into everything, I have tried literally everything, but I’m sure I have even more to try with you. I could list everything I’m willing to do but it’s faster to say no scat.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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JACOBvonHINTEN, 19
Folkestone

Im a puppy, owned by growly dog, but but he out of town and am open for pay play *shhhhh* hehe. Puppies must be teached a lesson to obey their owners..
IF NOT…. RAPE THEM.. *wruff*

Dicksize L, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking More bottom
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 550 Euros

 

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graduallydrifting, 20
Dallas

To warn you right from the start, I may never get to meet you although I would love to.

I am a young single dad with 7 inches dick in a place where I need others to be oblivious to some of my inward desires. I am beyond happy with where I am in life, simply I have desires that cannot be fulfilled within the context of my life as it is.

I do not so much want to become a prostitute although there are pieces of that I think I would enjoy, I merely want to spend time with a man who will treat me differently than I could expect in other types of relationships.

I do not want my name associated with something less than ideal.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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DeadArchetype, 18
Norfolk

hi im chris not alot of people read this but one thing you should know about me is im a screw up and my life has been hell and still is yea im only 18 but long before my 30s ill die from a disease but for now im hear in hell and I was abuse by my uncle for most of my life and now im working it because ive got nothing else but just be forwarned i cough a lot

Guestbook of DeadArchetype

DeadArchetype – Oct 21, 2016
yea its called cystic fibrosis look it up

sirgriffgrunt – Oct 21, 2016
are you serious about the fatal disease? i’m sorry, i’m just curious.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No
Client age Users under 60
Rate hour ask
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Slim_Shady, 23
Prague

Hello everyone,

I am an inspirative mind working in the fashion, who used to live in USA or UK, currently in Prague.

Sex is NOT what I am looking for. What I am looking for is inspiration.

I love gym (I want to find more time to be more independent), and fashion.

What I am offering is representative behaviour, and maybe different view on the world.

If u someone who is looking for something decent, let me know.

Guestbook of Slim_Shady

Slim_Shady – Nov. 2, 2016
I am happy for you to film and take photos.

Slim_Shady – Oct. 30, 2016
Age limit raised to 45-50 so long as you look younger.

Slim_Shady – Oct. 26, 2016
I also give massages. No, I have no training, just five years or so of giving them out.

Slim_Shady – Oct. 21, 2016
Nothing? No one? Ok let’s try the above plus mutual masturbation. Occasionally.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users between 25 and 35
Rate hour ask
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Bluish, 22
Chicago

Just your average metal as fuck guy that gets hard with just about anyone ..

Like to fuck? fuck me ..

Love fucking? Fuck me ..

Fuck me till there’s no cum left in your body and then fuck me more ..

Guestbook of Bluish

Dylan251 – Nov. 6, 2016
Hi, I’m doing great, I hope Bluish still is too.
His long hair gets in the way, but I had him tie it up.
He enjoys a conversation about science, preferably in German.
The more you keep him calm with weeds and chems, the less you have to pay him.
He’s straight and needs to hold a girly magazine in one hand if you want him to cum.
I know great asses are a dime a dozen, but he has one.
If you tell him you liked it, he’ll be very thankful.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Mostly bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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SCAMS_BUDAPEST, 18
Budapest

Scams with escortboys in budapest. Budapest is full of escorts with fake profile, escorts who are gangsters. This is a forum. Give your bad experience in guestnook.

Guestbook of SCAMS_BUDAPEST

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
Don’t meet hotboy25belami. He’s older than 25 . Check on belami blogspot. These photos have 10 years when he was a beginner in Belami. He’s fat, bad fat. Bad ass like a lady. I’m not an escort. I just give an advice.

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
MuscledAdventurer still updates his ad but he died 3 years ago.

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
Don’t hire BisexFun2016. He say he look like Liam Hemsworth but he look more like Patton Oswalt

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
Claudio115 is not interesting.

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
Avoid ZH-esc . His face is ugly. Look at well his face, if you have got the bad idea to meet him. Look careful. And he is much much older than 19. More like 39.

Anonymous – Oct. 31, 2016
Stay from Kinky_Boys they is kinky but they is not boys.

Anonymous – Oct 31, 2016
DEAR EUROPEAN MEN. YOU MUST KNOW THAT GAYS ARE ILLEGAL IN ROMANIA.BUDAPEST IS NOT AN EXCLUSION.ALL BOYS THERE ARE ALL SCAMMERS THAT WILL EAT YOUR MONEY.THEY WILL COMPLAIN HOW BAD LIFE IS. BUT SPEND ALL DAYS AND NIGHTS IN CAFES HUNTING EUROPEANS. THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT TO YOU.THEY WILL TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT SCHOOL FEES, DISEASES. LIFE IN ROMANIA IS NOT THAT BAD.THEY ARE NOT HUNGRY THERE.INSTEAD OF BUYING FOOD, THEY SPEND MONEY ON INTERNET.NEVER GIVE THEM BEFORE DOING SEX. THEY WILL TAKE MONEY AND DISAPPEAR.NEVER TAKE THEM OUT OF ROMANIA.THEY LL NEVER BE GRATEFUL. THEY CAN’T BE GRATEFUL.

Anonymous – Oct 31, 2016
I met few days ago RyannTeen. He was late more than hour. And when he came, it was not the guy on the profile but an ugly older one like 30 years old with BIG BELLY and BEARD and TOTALY NOT THAT

Anonymous – Oct 31, 2016
Pussyboy1995 choose a really good name. His asshole look like it already been fucked 10,000 times

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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loveneeded, 18
Hanau

Hi guys. would you like to have an 18 year old boyfriend for 24/7/life? comes with a speedo tan as a bonus. looking seriously for love and only for people who can do that job. i’ve only been loved once and i sucked it up and just couldn’t get enough of it. i prefer flabby people in my own age range.

Guestbook of loveneeded

the27thman – Oct. 27, 1016
I am ready to devote time to make all the necessary communication to love again irrespective of the painful memories of the past because I want a partner and desire to get closer to and see if there’s chemistry to yoke heart together because nothing works until someone work on it.

big_cock_extralong – Oct. 26, 2016
i m cool and i want to do love with person my penis is of 7.5 inch and i m interestd in love also i like fuck i will do sex with you full of interest and give you pleasure and make your life happy and your life colorful but i m not flabby.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Jeans
Client age Users older than 35
Rate hour No
Rate night No

 

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p.s. Hey. There are your escorts for the month. I hope your boats are floated by them. My US trip is entering its final phase now if everything has gone as planned. I hope everybody out there is okay and far more. See you soonish.

9 Comments

  1. David Ehrenstein

    “There is nothing like a free lunch”
    Especially when it’s sitting on your face.

  2. Bill

    A vampire, wow! Consider me floated, Dennis. And some of those client comments are priceless as usual.

    Look forward to hearing about New York. Just saw “The Similars”, by Isaac Ezban who made “The Situation”; pretty absurd and dark and funny, good distraction from a black month.

    Bill

  3. J. Gloria

    ‘Don’ t ask him about his views on Lady Gaga’ – haha, definately one of my favourite comments. Sometimes I just can’t believe those guys are real, they are like characters pulled out of one of your novels and thrown into the real world (altough this month’s boys were quite tame compared to those from last month).

    Also, good luck tomorrow on the reading… God, its gonna be so good, wish i could be there.

    By the way, hi. I’ve been reading this blog for a while, but never commenting before.

  4. David Ehrenstein

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  5. julian

    i always find these posts so compelling. to be honest, i’ve considered doing some escort work before, but i’ve never actually gone through with it.

  6. steevee

    I’m looking forward to the discussion tomorrow. I didn’t buy an advance ticket, so I hope that’s not a problem. I hope I can talk to you afterwards for a minute or two.

  7. _Black_Acrylic

    @ DC, here’s hoping that the remainder of your NYC time goes swimmingly! So anyway, this is the screenprint I made the other day – Sad Emoticon with Spinal Fracture, edition of 10.

  8. chris dankland

    hey dennis !! just wanted to jump in real quick to say i love the new gif book

    how did the New Museum event go? i’m really curious to know how other ppl interpreted yr gif work. what did Dorothea Lasky read? i feel like she’s probably my favorite living poet or at least definitely one of the tops, i re-read her books pretty frequently

    anyway take care !! hope u had a good trip & welcome back

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