The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I’m 24 and I haven’t had an orgasm since since I turned 18. I am a bit loco.”

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Andddrew, 19
Houten

I’m very into myself. Assuming you are too, let’s explore me.

Each exploration lasts for the time it takes you to have two orgasms.

I also offer pictures and videos of all kinds of body parts for sale, if you wish.

I refuse to meet someone for the first time in their home. That’s how you end up in a ditch.

Guestbook of Andddrew

Andddrew (Owner) – Jan 7, 2022
Please don’t send me messages like this: “Is surely a moronic supply-haste ass hair smoked or what?”

SomethingStrange – Jan 4, 2022
I don’t know how such a thing is even possible, but he is extremely skilled at being rimmed. I know the credit shouldn’t go to me because I was merely dedicated as I always am.

Position Versatile
Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity White
Dick M – Cut
Languages German, English, Dutch
Kissing Consent
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Dirty No
FF Let’s talk
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Skullsfuck, 20
Wuppertal

Who help me to buy the Iphone 13 pro Fuck wife Fuck couple Fuck bottom Sell my piss in a jar 🍺

Guestbook of Skullsfuck

drivenguy1 – Jan 2, 2022
He lives in my house and he’s always meh

Position Top only
Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity White
Dick M – Cut
Languages German
Kissing No
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

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Snwoflake, 18
Lens

I love the masculine-feminine contrast. You all hairy, me all smooth. You with your deep husky voice, me with my high pitched fem voice. You tall, me short. You with your strength, me delicate. You in your cozy comfy clothes and big manly underwear, me in my small uncomfy clothes and tiny thongs. You spreading your legs while sitting down, me with my knees touching. You eating what I cook, me eating what your body cooks. You walking forward holding me by my wrist as I walk behind. You standing to piss and being allowed to do so on any street while I sit to pee even though you have pissed all over the seat. You becoming smarter everyday while I become dumber.

If you’re not into dating I’m looking for now or later tonight so hmu and come prepared, I love random rape as long as you give me stuff.

Guestbook of Snwoflake

getting high-to-eggs – Jan 5, 2022
I always knew you were voluptuous.

JohnnyDeep – Jan 3, 2022
Did you realize that at night, clear tape isn’t very easy to notice if people look in through your windows? Hell, even during the day, it would be difficult to tell.

EggplantForPeach – Dec 29, 2021
I’ve hired him several times. His butt is amazing. I’ve even considered moving him in just so I can have his butt nearby but I worry that raping him would take up all my time and I have other things to do.

Snwoflake (Owner) – Dec 24, 2021
I cant drive and I’m scared of public transport so either you have to come pick me up or you have to get on the bus with me 🤣 sorry im just weird.

Position Bottom only
Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity White
Dick M – Uncut
Languages French, English
Kissing Yes
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Dirty No
FF Let’s talk
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 25€
Overnight Rate 50€

 

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buttockBOY, 18
Frankfurt

Hey I am Marlon, a circus artist from a circus family. Man can buy videos from me, meet me. Unfortunately I am not mobile because I do not have a driver’s license 😅😅😅 and unfortunately I cannot be visited on the circus site because of the family.

Guestbook of buttockBOY

Pointed – Jan 10, 2022
He dont speak English so only 3way with his friend Zajicek97. He speaks English good and will watch you and narrate.

burningyou – Jan 1, 2022
This guy identifies as straight and initially requires force for his self esteem but after that his ass is hungry as a horse 💦💦💦🥰🥰🥰🥰

Position More top
Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick L – Uncut
Languages Spanish, English, Arabic
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Dirty No
FF No answer
S&M No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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BlackmailedTeen, 18
Minneapolis

Gentlemen, I present Marc, an 18 year fag, a bit girly and fem sounding so totally bottom. He is mine but, knowing how much he likes to be fucked, I have lead him into the world of prostitution to make me money.

For Marc, there is nothing better than a man who fucks him, then he is intensely happy. He grew up without a father. Maybe that’s why dads make him so horny and willing?

About me:
an Alpha (58 years) with pure masculine behavior, the kindly father figure to Marc for the outside world but in the meantime a possessive, self-centered, all-determining and controlling dominant Dad to Marc who, if necessary, does not shy away from domestic violence.

What is written in stone: penetration of your rectum by Marc has to be a strict taboo, fornication and intercourse with Marc has to be without birth control. For him it is important to carry the sperm of the Alpha in his body.

Would I let him go? Possibly. If you ever would propose marriage to him and are prepared to pay his dowery, my answer will be: yes, I want Marc to be your bride. Any prenuptial agreements would be determined by you. If you can’t or don’t want to be monogamous with Marc, that’s no problem for him.

If you want to see if his face is as cute as his ass — oh, it is! — I will send you a face pic via message. I need to be discreet here because Marc is the star of the theatre class at his high school and doesn’t want to soil his reputation amongst his teacher and ninny friends.

Guestbook of BlackmailedTeen

Anonymous – Jan 7, 2022
In person he looks to be about 24 yo and has a longhair glazed pothead hippie look.

Position Bottom only
Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Hispanic
Dick S – Cut
Languages English
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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OscarMaleArt, 24
Paris

Hello escorts! I am Oscar, painter.
I am not proposing a “Q plan”. I am looking for young escorts (18 – 22 yrs) who will pose naked for me. With the greatest respect and total discretion. With a touch of friendship and fun too. The photos I take will be strictly private and will only serve to inspire my erotic or ass paintings and drawings. And why not a a hardcore sex one? I’m working on it 🙂
A painter/model relationship is fruitful when the model is happy to have posed and proud to have inspired a drawing or painting.

Guestbook of OscarMaleArt

DerNiceboy007 – Jan 9, 2022
I want a artist guy to draw me to the point i so weak i can’t do anything

OscarMaleArt (Owner) – Jan 9, 2022
Come again?

DerNiceboy007 – Jan 9, 2022
I want a artist guy to draw me to the point i cant be no more

Position Prefer not to say
Body Type Average, little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick XXL – Uncut
Languages French, English
Kissing Consent
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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Doctorstranger, 20
Brussels

I am straight, completely straight, wish me a warm welcome
I am cute maybe or maybe I’m not
I’m here because I wanted to earn something small
The only thing is I have no experience with men, no idea what men do in sex or if I can tolerate it
those who are still interested can contact me

Guestbook of Doctorstranger

bbeverett – Jan 2, 2022
Now taking dick. Still needs to watch porn, but now the porn is gay.

Venus – Dec 28, 2021
Here’s how to get a straight guy excited for the main event:

The skin is his biggest erogenous zone. You don’t have to touch his genitals to send sexy electrical currents shooting through his mind.

OK, now it’s time to move to the bedroom. Remember: No talking necessary!

Make direct eye contact, smile, raise your eyebrows, and just nod your head in the direction of the bedroom. Start walking toward your destination, look back over your shoulder, and wiggle your pointer finger, seductively gesturing him to follow.

(For some reason this method doesn’t work in Germany.)

btmo – Dec 28, 2021
My guess is he’s mostly bottom, but until then he likes to smoke pot then get eaten from anus to nuts and back again while watching some hard core porn.

Sparklingwater – Dec 23, 2021
He’s cute and has a great body and perpetual money problems. The blueprint is there, I think he just needs some sense talked into to him to make his sex object status a reality and help him accept what’s coming. Right now he is tense about everything and that doesent help him in the situation of transitioning into the escort he so logically should be.

Position Versatile
Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity White
Dick L – Uncut
Languages Dutch, English
Kissing Consent
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Safer Sex Unknown
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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cutefacedboy, 19
Berlin

If you got 🎁💰 I’m willing to spread my pussy for you.
Slim smooth cute bottom and kinda girly.
Manly tops of all ages that love to breed a hungry ass for 🎁💰 can dm me.
Obese unhygienic romantic fools and guys that prefer condoms my pussy ain’t for ya.

Guestbook of cutefacedboy

LatinoBeef – Jan 9, 2022
Greetings, I am a Tall Hairy Masculine Latino Daddy next door. I am a rugged bearded plaid shirt, size 12 hiking boots in khaki shorts to show off my hairy legs.
Speaking of hairy, I have hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy feet, hairy back and hairy untrimmed bush and balls and thick meaty hairy ass.
Wanna run your hands through my thick bush?

forever-nice – Jan 8, 2022
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY
WHIT HIM WHTI HIM WHIT HIM WHIT HIM WHIT HIM
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT
WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

DuisS – Jan 4, 2022
The “scum” are the embarrassing users who, under the guise of anonymity, insult young boys for no reason, these boys who are doing the worst from a personal situation – namely, selling their body and thus their soul. The embarrassing users should be ashamed!

Anonymous – Jan 4, 2022
in Germany the scum of mankind is gathering

Position Bottom only
Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Arab
Dick S – Cut
Languages Arabic, English
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

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iwillforgetthis, 21
Corpus Christi

Hi everyone I’m Ted. I need money. Welcome to anything.

Guestbook of iwillforgetthis

iwillforgetthis (Owner) – Jan 6, 2022
Teach me wealth.

Slaylor13 – Jan 5, 2022
a really nice and trust worthy guy, he is kinda shy and honestly, he’s like my little brother, i’m family-less kinda, and his family made me feel like i have a family, a sweet but hot sister, a xxl hung dad who is still so flawless and young, a versatile brother one year younger who is kinda more hot than him, they all do it for money because they’re nice.

Position Versatile
Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Hispanic
Dick M – Cut
Languages English
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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cuminsidemeplease, 24
Phoenix

You can savour my flavours any ways you like as long as you cum inside me hehe

Guestbook of cuminsidemeplease

str8collegeguy – Jan 4, 2022
Hey, straight 22 year old here. I made a bet with a guy I hadn’t seen in a while. Loser had to come on here and the other person get to choose a homo prostitute for him. He chose you because you look like an ex-girlfriend of mine. I’ve never slept with an homo before. I like your tits but your dick scares the fuck out of me. But only one way to know.

Aarron – Jan 2, 2022
I has a fansty wanna be tie yu down and gaged huge thick toys use on u , don’t release u keep shove toys all the way in u deep i want this so bad please help me with this I’m begging u

SkyTheGemini – Jan 1, 2022
Warning: nitro! I could barely keep up with the voracity with which she throws herself on your cock as soon as you present it to her.

Position Bottom only
Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity White
Dick L – Uncut
Languages English, Albanian
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 180$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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Cat-Femboy, 18
Tampa

An open throated kitty for paid use by anyone looking. Especially rough guys with huge cocks that want to choke my kitty face into a beet red vomit fountain. But I’m always happy to $help$ anybody out 😉

If you’re feeling really $generous$ I’m also into being handcuffed and thrown violently around a room and throat fucked if you manage to get it in my mouth while I’m screaming and crying.

Guestbook of Cat-Femboy

Sumb0dy – Jan 11, 2022
For months I’ve always seen porn with you on OnlyFans and thought that was the hottest thing you just turning control of your mouth over to someone else is not only a huge thing as you have to trust implicitly but did I mention it’s so hot.

I have always wanted to fuck your mouth and never have obviously, I may absolutely love it and want to go crazy but I may not like it either, I honestly have no idea and probably won’t know until I try.

Would you be willing to go slow with me and let me see if I enjoy it as much as those men who are in the porns do?

Position Prefer not to say
Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity White
Dick S – Cut
Languages English
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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mikemikemikemike, 24
Denver

I don’t judge and although I love everyone I don’t want everyone in my bed.

I’m 24 and I am one part of a couple my bf is 76.

I haven’t had an orgasm since since I turned 18.

I am a bit loco.

Guestbook of mikemikemikemike

Teal842 – Jan 6, 2022
Gamer, loyal, manly, not too spoiled, can read.

Meatgobbler – Jan 2, 2022
He’s very good at fucking while not giving a shit at the same time.

Quest4Sublimity – Dec 29, 2021
Your cock is sacred. I’ll write more later.

Orion123 – Dec 25, 2021
So sexy!!!!!! Love to see your juicy feet here!

mikemikemikemike (Owner) – Dec 24, 2021
2nd pic was taken at a Davinci exhibit at the Denver Museum of Natural History before all this covid shit.

Whatamitodo – Dec 17, 2021
very appreciative caressing recipient!

Position More top
Body Type Slim, average hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick L – Cut
Languages English, Spanish
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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Lookmeintheeyes, 19
Paris

Hello! Are you fine?
I’m 19 years old Model, publicist and escort.

⭐️⭐️⭐️HING CLASS⭐️⭐️⭐️

I’m on my first European tour and my FIRST TIME IN PARIS.

Yes, I am an extremely beautiful, smooth, smooth, smooth shrimp with always fragrant skin and at the moment my hair is not too long.
Full, soft lips and always flooded mouth that will give you saliva drinkers a lot of pleasure.
I have a 19 real centimeter sugarcane loaded with milk that can pour as often as you want, and a gulping irreproachably hygienic ass so top guys can go all out on me.
On our date I will give myself in full!

Sex with me is more than sex it is a complete incredible experience of renewal.

Guestbook of Lookmeintheeyes

Lookmeintheeyes (Owner) – Jan 8, 2022
I’m sexually attracted to George Clooney types but as master4twink has just indicated I also have the unique ability to converse and have sex with anyone.

masterfr4twink – Jan 8, 2022
masterfr4twink says its very delicious

Position Versatile
Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick XL – Uncut
Languages German, Polish, English, French, Croatian
Kissing Yes
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Dirty WS only
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 1500€

 

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yungandkind, 18
Vienna

Unfortunately, I’m completely inexperienced with sex and not out, but very curious and unfortunately I can’t think of anything other than sex all the time.
For now I am interested in getting oral sex only from men 50 years and older. Only oral, front and behind, to break your tongue, to pour white stuff in your mouth and stomach.
Maybe meet me in a dim or dark setting the first time and work up to more lit settings as I get comfortable.
You can just message me and say, “hey! Wanna get high lol”.
I’ll come over, you pay me, then we can get high and then I’ll ask to use your bathroom, end up hopping in the shower. Then you come in, turn the lights off and hop in, kneel and take advantage of the dick and butt of the crazy virgin horny guy in your shower lol.
Just keep the bathroom dark with music playing and we can shower all night!

Maybe ask for my real age first. Not looking to put an innocent man in a bad spot. Please don’t report me and just say if you don’t want me to tell you.

Guestbook of yungandkind

yungandkind (Owner) – Jan 10, 2022
Boyfriend ok too if I can ride my bike and see friends.

yungandkind (Owner) – Jan 7, 2022
I hate sex without kissing so please don’t ask me not to.

Peyton_Turner – Jan 7, 2022
Don’t kiss him. He gloms his open mouth onto your mouth and won’t take it off.

yungandkind (Owner) – Jan 3, 2022
I want to talk about love.

lucifercord – Jan 3, 2022
18 – 3 = ? Haha, dm him if you want to give a bj to a beginner guy, you also can try tongue f@cking him haha. You can finger f@ck him too hehe.

Position Prefer not to say
Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity White
Dick M – Uncut
Languages German, English, French
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Dirty No
FF eo
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Always
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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MasterrOwen, 18
London

Your nothing more then my ATM. You’ll pay as I say and when I say it. ANYTHING I SAY. If you aren’t rich enough 4 give me the gift I wish then stop boring me. I do NOT fall 4 poor mans!

Guestbook of MasterrOwen

Anonymous – Dec 30, 2021
He’s dating a girl, can’t satisfy her, she cheats on him openly. She and her new BF fuck in their bed and laugh at him.

Anonymous – Dec 29, 2021
I know this guy. He’s very self-conscious about how skinny he is. A friend of his convinced him if people wanted to pay him for sex it would help him get over that.

MasterrOwen (Owner) – Dec 28, 2022
One time, nothing romantic, quick meet, one off, not meaningful shit BACK OFF 🚫

Position More top
Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Arab
Dick L – Cut
Languages English, Turkish
Kissing No
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Human_ScatEater, 22
Berlin

You SHIT – I EAT. I’ve had a lot of eating experience and can consume a variety of ass foods.

I provide full ingestion. I eat right out of your ass. You should just know how to force everything down my mouth from your guts.

I’m not here to kiss or have sex with you; I’m here to get your shit in my mouth.

I’m out as gay but closet as a shit eating slut.

Guestbook of Human_ScatEater

Goldrausch40 – Jan 8, 2022
Hello please, can you distribute my number +4917888742367 to gay men, please distribute it very brutally. Please distribute my number to over 1,000,000 gay men.

feeder1 – Jan 6, 2022
he seemed genuinely ok with tasting, swallowing, chewing 💩 while rimming me. and he’s conceited too!

Human_ScatEater (Owner) – Jan 2, 2022
@James 5 pm today, that place in Schöneberg, take it or leave it.

puppetstrings – Jan 2, 2022
Hahahaha hi Rolf, it’s James. Boy oh boy i hope our mutual friends dont find out about this. You would be horribly embarrassed. We cant have that now can we? Maybe we can have a discussion about what its gonna take to make sure i keep your private quirks just that: completely secret. Writing that makes me kinda hot already, just thinking about it. wild!

Position Bottom only
Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity White
Dick S – Uncut
Languages German, English
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Dirty Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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stupiduselesskid, 20
Warsaw

nothing special. i do art but other than that, i’m useless. but i’m somewhat empathetic and supportive so that’s cool i guess. i don’t really care others’ about looks that much tbh. i guess that’s because i’m pretty as you can tell. but i’m honest and truthful. i think. idk what others think of me though.

i’m about to commit suicide so if you’re looking for long term relationship… yeah… sorry that that’s not what you’re looking for. but if you just wanna fuck and help me get by for a few more days, that’s okay 🙂 i have no money or job obviously.

anyway, hope you’re having a good day. bye!

Guestbook of Take_me_home

evandr04 – Jan 13, 2022
Don’t expect too much from him because he never t…

Take_me_home (Owner) – Jan 12, 2022
Skulls, stars, and music notes.

xXghost07Xx – Jan 12, 2022
Hi Take_me_home, this is kind of random but I’m planning to get a tattoo for the first time. Money is tight, so I’m thinking in 2 or 3 years.

I want to know what kinds of tattoos were popular for Emo people in the years 2004, 2006, and 2007. For the latter 2, however… only if the tattoo patterns first appeared during/after 2006 or before 2005.

I know this is particular, and that 2005 was another good year for Emohood, but I have trauma from the year that makes me hate it on a personal basis.

Ykinkster – Jan 12, 2022
I’m 19 years old and really into chemsex. I love getting guys high. I love the process of other guys taking stuff when I tell them to and how much to take. It truns me on a lot to beeing in control over how much someone sniffs or injects and later to see him getting all crazy and obeying my commands like a filthy pig. it’s been really impossible to find someone in this area who isn’t too scared hes going to overdose and die, but i thought since youre suicidal you might not worry about that, so what do you say?

Position More bottom
Body Type Average, Little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick L – Uncut
Languages Polish, English, Ukrainian
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Dirty No answer
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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an_ass_you_cant_get, 18
Gasteiz – Vitoria

The boy with the bubble butt you always want more of😉

Guestbook of an_ass_you_cant_get

jsepa – Jan 11, 2022
He’s hardly the only boy whose bubble butt has turned into a blubber butt after lockdown, but other boys don’t charge to kill your boner.

Anonymous – Jan 9, 2022
Bubble butt? More like dirigible butt!

nicolas665 – Jan 2, 2022
Pay attention to his name.

Position Bottom only
Body Type Average, smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick M – Uncut
Languages Spanish, English
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Dirty No answer
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 180€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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badthingsyo, 21
Montpellier

I am offering my Dropbox with over 80 videos of me, which is always updated. Among them are

– Wild sex videos (indoor, outdoor, hard, very hard, etc.)
– Blowjob videos (outdoor, indoor, getting, giving, 3-person etc.)
– Cum videos (in the face, mouth, hole, regurgitate, against the mirror, etc.)
– Inebriated videos (Shit faced, cloudy, coked up, date raped, “sleeping”)

Guestbook of badthingsyo

raptor – Jan 6, 2022
and now i masturbate knowing that you masturbate while thinking about him while he died masturbating!!!

metalmachine – Jan 6, 2022
And now I masturbate looking at his pix and imagining that.

proton – Jan 6, 2022
The irony of it all… this escort was found hanged to death using a black leather belt nailed to the top of the door, with his penis out of jeans, wearing a woman’s red sports jacket, with women’s red lingerie string panties stuffed in his mouth and evidence of ejaculation in the form of dried sperm on the paper towel below him. Near below and in front of him was an open Macbook, that was at the time of discovery in the “hibernate/sleep mode”. When awaken, a loop slideshow had resumed that the man must have been watching as he was masturbating, while also hanging himself, to further enhance his fantasies. The slideshow had a big collection of post suicide photos of hanged dead women in their 20’s and 30’s. The death had occurred as the result of him passing out from the lack of the blood flow to the brain and by still remaining in the noose, unintentionally hanging himself for real.

Position Versatile
Body Type Athletic, some hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick XL – Uncut
Languages French, English
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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eight7, 18
Singapore

This escort/dog number: 7128958453142
Short name: 7-1-2 : « Seven one two »
Description of the object: Teen aged dog escort.
Price tag: 99 cents.
Sign: Heavily short-sighted (Glasses)
Body hair: fully shaved (including arms)
Tattoos: none

Weight: 53kg (116lbs)
Bmi: 16,7=Underweight
Neck size (around): 33cm (tight: 30cm)
Wrist size (around):16cm (tight: 15cm)
Waist size (around):76cm
Dick size (around):12cm (tight:8cm)
Cock ring size (around): 23cm (tight:15cm)
Ankle size (around):19cm (tight 17cm)
Mouth opening: 4cm

Availability…
1. Time: Full daylight
2. Place: Usually a busy street. But no one here.
3. Fully naked wearing only a chain around the neck, glasses
4. A 20cm thick dog bone in the mouth
5. A full can of wet dog food in the stomach. The empty can on the ground.
6. Drooling.
7. The code bar on the forehead.
8. Time day, month, year, hour on the left arm in big
9. Gps location on right arm
10. Written in the left chick: « RE ». Nose: « T » and right chick « ARD ».
11. A photograph taken for permanent record.
12. You take over here.

***This item is also available to buy.***

Guestbook of eight7

eight7 (Owner) – Jan 10, 2022
Update: I’ve been paralyzed since June and I am quadriplegic in a wheelchair and I haven’t had sex since then. In the mainstream men don’t see me as sexual anymore so I’m back on here to see if I can find someone more adventurous and willing to work with me in rediscovering my body. I’m still a dog and cum dump. But my body is different now.

Position Bottom only
Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Asian
Dick S – Uncut
Languages Chinese, English
Kissing Yes
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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needsomegoodstuff, 18
Stuttgart

Only English 🇬🇧

I’m a bodybuilding freak 💪 Heavy and slowly 😍

I am American 🇺🇸 (Canyon Country, Santa Clarita, California 🐻)

We have moved to Germany for an indefinite period of time 🇩🇪

I’m still in the process of discovering myself 🤔

Right now I’m just trying to get to know the wealthy Germans in the city where I’m going to live for a while 🤔

It can be nice to meet new and reliable (this is important) people in the city 📍 Example: gym big bro 👍

My style: asexuals with money 🤫

Guestbook of needsomegoodstuff

needsomegoodstuff (Owner) – Jan 11, 2022
I’ve recently been taken on by a sugarbigbro who is keen to turn me gay. I’m still naturally straight but I am trying to enjoy forced gay to start with. If you would like to help, please contact my big bro at sktzz4@gmail.com. I still live with my girlfriend who is tolerating this so far due to the extra income but meets would need to happen somewhere other than my apartment.

Hornyflavoured – Jan 3, 2022
I want to think for you.

Position Prefer not to say
Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity White
Dick L – Cut
Languages English
Kissing Consent
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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shyweirdkiddd, 18
Kortrijk

Hello everyone. I’m just 18 yesterday and hope to get a lot of legal boyfriends finally at last. I’m looking for men over 37 years old. I love a little more. Older people they are very intelligent. They can love with all their hearts and fuck with all their brains and share many experiences. The fact that you are twice or three or four times as old is nothing like that. As one writer put it, “all ages are submissive to love,” and I totally agree with this opinion.

Guestbook of shyweirdkiddd

shyweirdkiddd (Owner) – Dec 22, 2022
I’m hiv positive (12/20)
Positive for syphilis (12/21)
Positive for HCV (12/21)

jamesjack – Dec 17, 2022
Bred this teeny cumpig before heading to family xmas morning shenanigans. Put more loads in him when I got home mid afternoon. Bred 9 loads in him the next day, bred him 10 more times that night, and bred 7 loads in him next morning. He’s en route for more breeding today, then probably 7 – 9 more loads starting 8pm. I love being a virile, hung uncut breeder. No more paying boys. They can pay me!

shyweirdkiddd (Owner) – Dec 16, 2021
Back from the grave looking for sex again thank you

shyweirdkiddd (Owner) – Dec 8, 2021
No longer own my own body so I can’t do this anymore, sorry.

AdamKS – Dec 7, 2021
The answer is yes.

shyweirdkiddd (Owner) – Dec 7, 2021
Adam, I know I am somewhat new to this and only have a little experience. However I know what I love and think I was made for you. I would like to move in with you as what I have experienced already at your house has been great and I felt like I belong there. I guess this is a marriage proposal.

shyweirdkiddd (Owner) – Dec 6, 2021
Looking for someone on this app by the name of Adam.

Position More bottom
Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity White
Dick M – Uncut
Languages Dutch, English, Russian
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Dirty No
FF Let’s talk
S&M Soft
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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heyyouyeahyou, 24
Jersey City

A lot to say
1 we can talk politics, exchange arguments, it’s a sex site ok so that too (lol)
2 yes I like the violence, its expression, the anger it generates and the anger it calms, if I want sweetness, I would go see a girl
3 you come to talk to me, I’m talking cash, I’m not beating around the bush, it’s for hard, political dialogue and maybe some physical shit during
4 i’m far right, you’re antifa, come and convince me in peace
5 if sex with you earns me less than $100 fuck right off

Guestbook of heyyouyeahyou

CowboysignedBW – Dec 29, 2021
I let him spout his MAGA crap then got him shitfaced drunk and naked, put him down with a sleeper hold, put a chastity device on his cock, locked it and I’m keeping the key forever! He’s down in my basement rattling the bars of his cage, but if he couldn’t handle alcohol then he should’ve said so.

tarzan – Dec 26, 2021
Fuck the fucking fucker before the fucking fucker

heyyouyeahyou (Owner) – Dec 22, 2021
I am not your friend and you are not my equal. I am a man and you are a stupid faggot liberal. You will live your whole life weak.

Joinksz – Dec 22, 2021
Seems mentally not well. However I was horny and fucked him.

heyyouyeahyou (Owner) – Dec 19, 2021
TRUMP 2024. Cry faggots

JamSalter – Dec 19, 2021
He’s great for anyone who wants to put their meat in his holes. He has two holes for a reason so bring a friend like I did and fill them both at the same time.

Position Bottom only
Body Type Athletic, little hair
Ethnicity White
Dick L – Cut
Languages English
Kissing No
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Dirty No answer
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Safer Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 700$

 

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6walki66ngfx, 18
Tbilisi

To be honest, I only have one small wish. I want to buy something on the internet and only credit card payments are possible and I don’t have one. So I wanted to see if someone could help me. That would be super nice, thank you <3. ($ 300)

Guestbook of 6walki66ngfx

6walki66ngfx (Owner) – Jan 8, 2022
It’s unbelievable to me that everyone expects me to “get to know” them in return for such a small favor.

Position Prefer not to say
Body Type Average, little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
Dick M – Uncut
Languages Georgian, Russian, English
Kissing Consent
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Safer Sex Always
Hourly rate 300$
Overnight rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Hopefully it’ll get to the point where I can actually share the haunt game or at least a demo of it, and then you’ll see what I mean. Hm, good question about yesterday’s goal with the noisiest butthole guy. I stole that from an escort review I was putting into place pre-yesterday’s p.s., and I hadn’t really thought it through, but … maybe love could figure out how to play it like a musical instrument? Like an inverted theremin or something? Oh, man, did love get you a super-swift boost, and is your neck peaceful? I sure hope so. Love feeling very charitable and agreeing to pay Cat-Femboy handsomely to choke his kitty face into a beet red vomit fountain, G. ** Gabriella Kapsaski, Hi, welcome to here. It was of course my blog’s honour to spotlight her, and thank you very much! ** David Ehrenstein, Yes, and the screenplay was written by Elfriede Jelinek. Superstar central. ** Cal, Hi, Cal. I saw your email in my box upon awakening, and I’ll open it shortly and write back to you so we can set it up. Good time to sell vinyl. You were just over the medium? Happy Friday. ** Misanthrope, Seems to me that Judas Priest could use a little controversy this late in their dimmed but storied career. Enjoy the three loose days. So sorry about your friends’ losses. Christ, that’s a lot. Mm, I doubt you have to go. I assume your friend will be pretty preoccupied by the situation. So I don’t know. Jeez. ** brendan, Great, great! Yeah, you can put everything in an email. The set up on my end is slightly different with WordPress, but nothing’s different on the guest-posters’ end. Thanks! Excited! Yip! ** _Black_Acrylic, I forget, have you read her novel ‘Malina’? If not, it’s easier to get, and it’s great. ** Jamie, Hey, J! Wow, what a fucking day you had! It does sound kind of exciting in a sci-fi style, but it also induced slight stress and sympathy exhaustion. But your words signalled a fit fella, so I won’t worry. My day pales. Work, emails, setting up some stuff, an event that I thought was going to be a lecture/presentation but was instead a book launch reception, a delicious sandwich at a Syrian take out place, and … just that, I guess. I don’t know Claudine Eizykman unless I’m spacing, but of course I’ll investigate. Thanks! I’m hoping this weekend to see this very late, never seen Chris Marker film that some enterprising dudes have managed to assemble from hard drives found in Marker’s archive, so that could be exciting. I always watched films whilst paying a lot of attention to their style, structure, rhythm, and so on, but it’s true that after making films, I think I do pay even more attention to the technical stuff. Or I know how that stuff works, which can be a boon in some cases or, as in the ‘I Was At Home, But…’ example, good to know but not pleasurable. I’ll take that disaster movie oppositional weekend, thank you very much. I’ll wish you a weekend that’s the exact opposite of a non-animated movie, whatever that would be. Highly animated, I guess? Love, Dennis. ** David, I like your joke. Never heard it before, no. Have you seen that meme that’s going around with the stand-up dinosaur comedian and his bored dinosaur audience? It always makes me laugh, whatever the joke, and your joke would work wonderfully there. Eek, possibly, re: the poor dead gull. I didn’t see anything dead yesterday or even anything I wished was dead, which is kind of remarkable. Enjoy refreshed London, man! ** Steve Erickson, Thanks! I almost went to a screening last night where Grandrieux was going to be in attendance. Thanks for the link! I’m there. Have simultaneously very fun and productive weekend. ** Okay. If you’re here reading this then you already know from scrolling down to this point that it’s the 15th of the month and the escorts have arrived on schedule to, in this case, make your weekend a less lonely place. See you on Monday.

13 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    That’d be a dream! Getting to see your Haunted House project.

    Haha, yeah, that sounds reasonable. I can see love playing the noisiest butthole like an inverted theremin. (Sometimes I wonder what those who read our messages out of context think when they come across sentences like this, haha.)

    Eh, love did manage to spare my neck, but I have a bit of a fever. Nothing major, though; I think it’ll pass pretty quickly.

    Ah, what a generous love indeed! And Cat-Femboy’s a pretty nice choice too. Love shamelessly stealing Venus’s tips on how to get a straight guy excited for the main event and giving lectures all around the world, except in Germany, Od.

  2. David Ehrenstein

    Orgasm trouble? Try ORGASMO !

  3. David

    When I was 19 a guy once punched me in the face so hard he knocked my jaw out of place and had to slot it back in myself… he also kicked me in the neck and left a bruise the size of a football… in response I made him a cup of tea added the sugar and milk and threw it in his face….

    He used to accuse me of fancying this soccer player… he had a lisp so he pronounced it as ‘Gathsa’ “you fancy Gathsa!!!” He’d say… and I’d look at him in contempt! the real pronounce was Gazza…. to think he was jealous over something so ridiculous…. jeez…. those were the days and nights…

    I’m glad you loved my Dahlmer joke Den!!! 😆🙂😊🤣😄 it was good wasn’t it…. sorry I made you laff so much!!! There’s much more where that came from!!

    Xx

    • David

      Finally got a new Laptop Dennis set up today so no more grammatical fuk ups… mistakes… Darrrrrrrrrrmer…. whatever…. just taken me 2 hours to download google chrome… there might still be spelling mistakes actually…. and breathe…

  4. wolf

    Dennito, qué tal? So, yes, we did go back to France for the holidays. It was a real faff. Nice to be out of here for a bit though, and see my folks. I feel more and more of a stranger every time I go back there but I think it’s reached new proportions. Strange. Not necessarily a bad thing, but definitely cements the “Yup. That’s it. I’ll never feel at home anywhere.” mental note. I wonder if you feel a bit like that. Or maybe you lived in the US for too long to ever completely lose your familiarity with it.
    I owe you massive thanks for putting me onto Joy Williams. I’m reading Harrow and holy shit. This is some of the best writing I’ve ever read. There’s not one sentence, one word out of place. Nothing is pedestrian. Everything is careful, odd, perfectly crafted. Every page has at least one “Huh. Language can do that? Well I never.” moment. I wonder how long it took her to write. Mindblowing stuff. Thanks! Writing, eh? I don’t think there’s anything else quite like it.

  5. Steve Erickson

    @billhsu–I signed up for Nitroflare premium to be able to download movies from worldscinema.org, but the site says I’m both inactive and logged in. I have some questions about how to d/l from it that I’d like to ask you. If you read this, could you E-mail me at steveerickson123@hotmail.com? Thanks.

    My SCREAM review is now out: https://gaycitynews.com/latest-edition-of-scream-falls-flat/

    The final comment on badthingsyo is straight out of THE SLUTS. I wonder if it’s true.
    Similarly, is heyyouyeahyou really on the far right or is this a roleplay fetish? (If he didn’t need to satisfy his desires in person, he could just go on Twitter and argue about politics!)

    Have you read PAUL TAKES THE FORM OF A MORTAL GIRL? I was expecting something more theory-heavy, but it’s quite playful and witty.

    Now that Hanya Yanagihara has a new book out, I feel like I should finally give her a chance, although The Discourse around her is suffocating.

    • Steve Erickson

      Post-script: it took a day for Nitroflare to process my payment, but now I have no problem downloading films from worldscinema.org.

  6. Bill

    I could never support a MAGA escort. That’s an odd message for the painter guy. Some kind of reverse Dorian Gray reference?

    Enjoy the weekend, Dennis. Everyone’s talking about scaling back plans because of omicron. More movies!

    Bill

  7. _Black_Acrylic

    Good to see MasterrOwen keeping up the UK presence on these sites. As with a fair few of these guys, seems there’s an inherent sadness to his story.

    Still ploughing through Succession episodes as my parents are not keen to see my DVDs. Writing proceeds slowly but kind of surely. Thanks for the tip re Malina by Ingeborg Bachmann, that’s now been added to my list.

  8. T

    Hey Dennis! I’m always charmed by an escort who does art like , even if I’m kinda repulsed by the actual paintings that produces. Oh hang on, wait, he’s not even the escort, he’s looking for escorts to pose for him? Is he a john? I lose track with the transactional aspect. I also spent a lovely 10 minutes over the weekend imagining of a song with lyrics from forever-nice’s comment on cutefacedboy’s profile. I feel like it would make a great chorus. How was your weekend? Mine was spent in a weird old mood, just lethargic and nervey and it kind of ate up the two days. Oh well. Hope yours scored at least moderately in the dreamy stakes… And, more importantly, I hope your week looks back over its shoulder, wiggles its pointer finger, and seductively gestures you to follow. xT

  9. Shane

    HELLO DENNIS COOPER WILL YOU KILL GOD FOR ME?

  10. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Yeah, it’s been weird. And two of them on the same day. Like one right after another. One’s dad and the other’s mom. Ugh. And then my mom at 79 and not feeling so hot the other day. I was like, wtf?

    I didn’t go to the thing. I figured those things are for close family and friends of the deceased. I never met the man. I’d be really out of place there.

    And besides, fucking David has ruined another weekend. Ugh. Just normal David stuff. Flat tire, brakes not working, him riding around in the snow we got today, being high and just fucking weird the whole time. Etc.

    I did tell you that we got like 14 inches of snow a couple weeks ago, right? Eek. Just like 1 or 2 today and it’ll be gone tomorrow. The 14 was hard to shovel but was mighty purty.

    Judas Priest…gotcha…let’s scandalize em with me ol’ rotted corpse then. 😉

  11. Brian

    Hey, Dennis,

    Quite amused by the gothy fellow who asked for cash and then got offended when people wanted to fuck him. Your Bachmann post has me hankering to jump right to “The Thirtieth Year”, but if you say “Malina” is her ultimate, I’ll start there. Your advice re: giving up on books is very heartening for me. And that makes sense about style/structure being the central draw for you, so seeing the narrative out all the way to the end isn’t particularly important. I remain something of a plot addict, alas, even as my understanding of literature has substantially broadened (and I’d seldom ever read books *exclusively* for plot nowadays). Anyway, I’ve bailed, and am now very gleefully indulging in Purdy’s complete short stories, which are pretty fabulous. My weekend avoided the 3 am acoustic guitar serenades, thank god. Friday I went to see “Tosca” at the Met Opera with my dad and brother. It was totally amazing, yay. Last night I watched Coen’s “Tragedy of Macbeth” and found it very disappointing. I’m all one for visual beauty and intense stylization in film, truly I am, but this played to me like a ready-made set of desktop wallpapers, plus all-too-obvious Dreyer/Lang references…it just felt overly felicitous and self-consciously masterful and weirdly empty given all of the talent behind it. That all sounds harsher than I actually feel—it’s a fine movie—but it’s what I thought. (Have you seen it or have any interest in seeing it?) And today I saw my closest friends. Can’t complain at all. Your own weekend? Confetti and streamers and cake, I hope.

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