The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I understand that men often feel horny and then need to do something about it. Since this feeling is foreign to me, please don’t be angry if I don’t notice it.”

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imyourbottom, 18
Budapest

– I do it without emotions
– I’m not a conversation partner
– Dont touch my dick
– No hair pulling
– No tearing clothes

Guestbook of imyourbottom

Anonymous – Feb 8, 2023
He can come while being fucked hard with a totally soft dick and without even touching it and that alone made me come but he is still a boring dick hat

HH49HH – Feb 3, 2023
I couldn’t disagree with the previous commenter more.

tik-tak – Feb 3, 2023
a pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart

imyourbottom (Owner) – Feb 3, 2023
Only ugly people hate me

PoundCake – Feb 3, 2023
I hope I live long enough to watch you age into an ugly old man. Your attitude is repulsive.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Hungarian, English, German
Sexual Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 900€

 

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Iserve_u_19, 19
Dallas

When I was thirteen, an older man picked me up at the grocery store, took me home, made me strip and kneel and choked me with his cock. It was my first time.

Ever since, I have only turned tricks with men who pounded my throat, fucked me, fisted me. It is all I know.

I would love some company.

Guestbook of Iserve_u_19

anarchocapitalist – Feb 12, 2023
He’s a sweet boy so go easy on him… Haha I’m joking so hard hahaha…

UniqueProfileName – Feb 11, 2023
He was spun af, sweating, tina dick, pupils the size of dinner plates, totally in outer space, attention span shot to hell. Loved working him over while he was in orbit, the little pig.

Manufacturer – Feb 8, 2023
He’s just pretty.

Hornyguyingreenlycra – Feb 7, 2023
Wanted to treat myself to something and got a totally drugged boy who just laid there like a beached fish. Hands off!

ErosWired – Feb 1, 2023
Dissolute, full of drugs and semi conscious 😉 That better?

Sharp-edge – Feb 1, 2023
You say that like it’s a bad thing 😛

ErosWired – Feb 1, 2023
Dissolute, full of drugs and semi conscious

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Sexual Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 400$

 

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5letters2vowels, 19
Macon

I am “straight” white trash who lives alone with no family, no friends, and a meaningless job. I’m looking for a man to own me forever in return for financial stability at an income level that’s above my current state of being heavily in debt and living on friends’ couches. Ideally I would not want to think, not make any choices and just want to listen to what my owner has to say. I’m very picky when choosing my owner so please only hmu if you’re tall, masc, dominant, strong, very well endowed, smart, funny, and very aggressive. I’ve got a nice peach if you know what I mean and I’m pretty cute but you need to text me to get to know more:) I also am very weirdly attracted to rednecks or hillBilly’s especially if you live in a trailer like idk what it is but that just turns me on so much lol.

Guestbook of 5letters2vowels

yourcominghomewithme – Feb 10, 2023
I’m 44 and live in a trailer, currently very overweight but steadily loosing it. Sexy fucker or skinny ugly guy coming soon. Feel free to get in touch.

5letters2vowels (Owner) – Feb 9, 2023
Yeah, you are. (You didn’t mention that you told me you were in love with me 6 times.)

MDW – Feb 9, 2023
Am I a faggot? I just wonder because I sucked this faggot’s dick and fucked him up his faggot asshole with my dick am I gay?

5letters2vowels (Owner) – Feb 5, 2023
Need time to think about it.

DonkeyOwner – Feb 5, 2023
Just a 54 year old gay man with a bit of a novel kink. I want to make a boy my donkey. Force him onto all fours, strip off his clothes, make him bray, and be my pathetic animal. And this pathetic animal does whatever he’s told. Maybe even for a forever thing. HMU if interested

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Sexual Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TwinkTwinkLittleStar, 21
Berlin

I am asexual. That does NOT mean that I won’t have sex! I just don’t have a drive myself that triggers a sexual desire. So you CAN HAVE SEX with me, but then it all comes from YOU.

Basically, I have no problem sucking your dick or having my hole licked. Even the harder versions, i.e. a slopping throatfuck and a smacking ass fuck, are ok. Being asexual is neither good nor bad. It’s ok for me.

I understand that men often feel horny and then need to do something about it. Since this feeling is foreign to me, please don’t be angry if I don’t notice it.

Guestbook of TwinkTwinkLittleStar

TwinkTwinkLittleStar (Owner) – Feb 9, 2023
Being someone’s toilet doesn’t scary me, but I have never tried it, and it may be just stupid.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German English
Sexual Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Sexmachines, 21
Paris

Two open minded kinky students who like to party and have fun but our lives are pretty boring, and that is why we are here. I am looking for an older man to keep entertained, as we will be entertained by keeping you entertained. We’re looking for an adventure, a trip, crazy night, something extraordinary that will blow all of us completely away.

Small game :
If you are: between 18 and 30 years old: 1 point / between 30 and 50: 2 points / between 50 and 80: 3 points
If you have a (short) beard: 2 points
If you are muscular (able to carry one or both of us): 5 points
If you are hairy: 3 points
If you are taller than us (1m81): 3 points
If you like winning arguments: 3 points
If you kiss like a lion eats: 3 points
If you like to power fuck us (alone or with 2): 2 points
If you like to give us long tongue baths: 2 points
If you have an interesting job or studies: 1 point
If you are passionately into us: 1 point
If you like magicians: 25 points
If you send you a dick on the first message: minus 5 points

Results :
Between 0 and 5: I will but I probably won’t enjoy it
Between 5 and 10: try, I might satisfy you, we’ll see
Between 10 and 20: you have good luck getting great sex
20 and +: when are we getting married?

Guestbook of Sexmachines

TopPigBB – Feb 11, 2023
The one with the long hair has such a cute ass it made me cry.

CuntWrecker – Feb 6, 2023
Sex should be an event.
I hate silent porn, and I hate silent sex.
If you’re being destroyed in bed, and there is TOTAL SILENCE in the room, then something is very wrong.
I fucked them both hard and to the hilt, and I’m like, what? What is even happening here? Are we even having sex?
The way I see it: When you get done having sex your throat should be sore no matter what position you did.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages French, English
Sexual Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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JorgUndNana, 19
Hamburg

This is the partner profile of me Nana (19) and my “master” Jörg (52).

I Nana live with my “master” Jorg but he is hardly around. He works for Red Cross and travels around the globe helping war victims.

I Nana graduated high school but haven’t attended college yet, don’t have a job for now, currently just work as a non-paying apprentice in an auto repair shop. I Nana am naturally good with cars and intend on become a professional auto mechanic someday, maybe go as far as owning an auto repair shop of mine.

Jorg is looking for paying dates who want to have threesomes, or preferably another dom/master … who wants to use me Nana.

If you are interested, please write to us with your ideas, ideas, and we will price them out 🙂

LG Jörg and Nana

Guestbook of JorgUndNana

XTRMPLAY – Jan 24, 2023
I organized with Jorg to use Nana as the dump last Sunday at a weekly horse fair I host.

Nana arrived at 15h, got hooded and tagged with a red mark to indicate he takes all cum. This suited the words “bottomless pit” Jorg had written on his ass cheeks.

By 16h, a group of about 20 men started filling the room. Nana has a pretty ass, so in the course of 2,5h he took around 20 cocks.

Jorg arrived at the club around 17h30, by which time Nana had 14 marks on his ass cheek. Jorg wasted little time. Large gusts of seed escaped Nana’s cunt while he fucked him, then he handed him over to other random men, and Nana took 24 loads before me and Jorg double fucked him and bred him. I filled him 6 times that evening.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, German, Spanish
Sexual Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Weak4It, 20
Chișinău Municipality

Hi call me Mark .! 🙏 •Let’s Embrace It ❤️ Trust me I’m a very good and I know how to take care of a man so much .. I’m a young man of God and I believe the right person for me won’t stress me so much .. ! God bless us all 🙏❤️ I have everything to take good care of anybody .. Time is of the essence ⏳.. Please I’m too smart.

Guestbook of Weak4It

Weak4It (Owner) – Feb 13, 2023
It would be interesting to chat with aliens from another planet and get to know their mentality, so I’ll be glad if an alien writes to me.

ShyBBFag – Feb 9, 2023
I believe that you can fall in love at first sight, at first word. I believe you are my man, my other half. We are already on our way to each other, I can feel it.

olive – Feb 4, 2023
You are psychologically unhinged. I have a straight jacket and you need to be put in it.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Sexual Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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21student, 21
Tacoma

Foto says it all.

Guestbook of 21student

21student (Owner) – Feb 7, 2023
I’m not against topping on principle, but given that I am not attracted to men it’s very difficult to remain hard enough to do so.

Selectfeww – Feb 1, 2023
looking to expand your repertoire

NHeat – Jan 30, 2023
Simple boy with simple thoughts

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Sexual Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 300$

 

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HeroImpulse, 19
Dallas

No, no, it´s just a BroJob bro, you know, no homo.

I’m a man, not a woman.

I’m still relatively young, but I know enough about me.

When it comes to sperm shedding, I have the problem that I need to very often and girls don’t want to eat that much.

I am not currently looking for a gay relationship.

I can’t deal with indifference about me, even on the smallest scale.

Kolya out

Guestbook of HeroImpulse

HeroImpulse (Owner) – Feb 8, 2023
This comment is from an uncontrolled sadist who is chasing me in a disgusting way. He raped me. He writes negative reviews to take revenge for not letting this mentally ill man rape me again. The police already understand the case, because it was a violent rape. I have evidence of the moment he attacked and then raped me.

FudgePacker – Feb 8, 2023
I’m an arse-obsessed top into fucks with young guys who don’t douche. This one fought a bit and yelled and very much needed a gag but his arse made me literally drip precum, I didn’t need any lube.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Sexual Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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Nightmare_, 20
Taos

Dirty minded boy looking for high rolling scatters.

The best way to really enjoy each other 💩 is to do a 69 shit eating, otherwise im into scatkisses and geting fucked with my 💩 over your cock.

I can eat my own too.

I also like well paying 🚽 who takes all my stuff, 💩💦

I want 💩 that is thin, hard, somewhere in between is the best though.

I’m really excited to eat 💩 and have my 💩 eaten you guys 🙃

Guestbook of Nightmare_

Toiletman666 – Feb 9, 2023
I arranged a spot. Waited for him. I pissed/shit/puked/came in his mouth and then he did exactly the same to me.
I’m complex.

daddykokin75 – Feb 5, 2023
he shits and ejaculates a lot he redid my face i gave him money and he went away

Sergo_405 – Feb 3, 2023
I thought I should try scat sex once in my life. I’m not sorry he was the guy I tried it with. Having an orgasm while nauseated is certainly unique but I’m not sure it’s something people need to experience.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Sexual Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 450$

 

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god_ass, 19
Karlsruhe

Hello,

I am transgender and still a virgin and I have a dick.
I have my sex reassignment surgery next year. Since there is a risk that the ability to have an orgasm will be gone, I would like to feel something like that in a big way beforehand.

I’m not gay, but like I said, I just want to feel a really big orgasm, which I think I can only have with a man. So it would only be once.

Aah and one more thing, I’m pretty sure it would need to happen through anal sex that drives whoever fucks me completely crazy.

Guestbook of god_ass

god_ass (Owner) – Feb 1, 2023
You can fuck me as hard as you want. I’m fully serious.

dean – Feb 1, 2023
I’m Dean, a Gemologist and a Jeweler, and I can’t wait to Fuck you.

god_ass (Owner) – Feb 1, 2023
No, but feel free to rape me if you caught me on the street.

Samak76 – Feb 1, 2023
Wanna poz monster hung daddy and a free place to live?

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, German
Sexual Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 800€
Overnight Rate 2500€

 

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scumbag_teen_traveller, 18
Birmingham

yeah, I’m the kid breaking into your locked car or smashing your windows. lived in the traveller community all my life and looking for older tops who want to use chavy boys like me. police or authorities who wish they could give me a hiding welcome….but any older man who likes a boy to fuck get in touch… ready to be roughed up too

Guestbook of scumbag_teen_traveller

scumbag_teen_traveller (Owner) – Feb 10, 2023
I AM NOT AVAILABLE AGAIN UNTIL AUGUST 15

scumbag_teen_traveller (Owner) – Feb 8, 2023
no lasting visible scars.. have a gf (on my butt is okay)

willresistneedsgag – Feb 5, 2023
Hot, more then u can think.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Sexual Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 130$
Overnight Rate 1200$

 

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PunkyJoe, 20
Louisville

Slutty little male, looking for some $$$😈
I sell all my body’s contents 💕✨ $5 minimum and goes all the way to $100 only!

Legit seller💯

$punkyjoe – CashApp

To get my social media, pay first❤️

You may even get lucky and get me for free on certain days🫠

Guestbook of PunkyJoe

SatansDeathPerv – Jan 24, 2023
I’d suck all the filthy cock waste from his cold dead shit tube along with his rotting ass waste.

fkduppp – Jan 23, 2023
Fun fact, I was addicted to his Onlyfans and only just now found out that he killed himself. Had such guilt and joy offing myself to this news ☺️.

Bigpoppy43 – Jan 21, 2023
Sadly this escort is no longer with us. He committed suicide in December. I never hired him, but I was a subscriber and fan of his wild OnlyFans channel. Now I feel bad watching his porn and thinking about him in a sexual way and masturbating over him given that he is no longer here. My hubby, on the other hand, was never into him before but now thinks he’s very hot because he’s gone and especially from suicide and watches his porn all the time. Whats your opinion??

Iamhere – Oct 22, 2022
He’s pretty mopey in bed. He seems to like his hair being pulled.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Sexual Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 170$
Overnight Rate 2000$

 

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PaperBird, 18
Wiązów

Broken-hearted artist who is looking for true love

Or I could suck you, make an offer

Guestbook of PaperBird

PaperBird (Owner) – Feb 9, 2023
I’m not gay, I can stop this anytime I want.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Polish, English, German
Sexual Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M No answer
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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holeofchina, 21
Dusseldorf

I’m a young whore. Experienced. Whore since 14 yo. I served many straight men around Asia and Europe and recorded content for Twitter.

I’m just a massive whore for straight men. I don’t do kisses, love… I’m here to make men’s hours easier. I’m a shit, your pubes hair is more important than me.

I hope that you like much younger boys because I still appear very young because I am asian and rather skinny. I have extreme fantasies about this. I hope they can come true.

I was straight, had a break up. The rest is history.

Guestbook of holeofchina

TommyOi – Feb 9, 2023
Fkn take it – sweet az boy! – submit ya little cnt!

WhateverDaddyWants – Feb 8, 2023
My XXL got its first taste of his ass last year and now it need it all the time.

seeyounakedagain – Feb 8, 2023
like a glove

Palegreenthings – Feb 6, 2023
I loved how much of a rush I got from getting to know you in an hour.

FuckSkinnyBitches – Feb 2, 2023
Excellent ass-istant. Sorry for the lack of photos, this app is acting weird. Will try again later today.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Chinese, English, German
Sexual Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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xChristopherRobinx, 19
Lyon

Hi my names James and I have a twin brother on here called Hayden and I thought this will be fun to try out so anyone he’s been fucked by I wanna get fucked by aswell and also I wanna sit on that persons face 🤤😊

Guestbook of xChristopherRobinx

xChristopherRobinx (Owner) – Feb 6, 2023
That mustve been Hayden

guyfromnever – Feb 6, 2023
He’s not afraid to be taken in creepy isolated places.

jackboat30 – Feb 1, 2023
I’ve only fucked James a handful of times but I’ve fucked Hayden more times than I can count

Anonymous – Jan 29, 2023
i participated in a gangrape of hayden or james when we were in lycée and i loved it

DoccyIsHorny – Jan 27, 2023
Horny as fuck, I’m in urgent need of seeing you nude, send me some pix I will rub my cock to them for hours.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, Farsi, English
Sexual Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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Itsnotanonlyfanspage, 18
London

I am feminine, fit & discreet. I am a young writer and adore all forms of poetry, and rambling about ideas.

I love public displays of affection in which I am always comfortable with.

Obscure topics always interest me and I admire people for the littlest of things.

When meeting you, I like to start with a heavy make out session so we can get to know each other a little bit.

I’m always smiling and have a giddy, hyper personality- almost child-like, a bottomless mouth, insanely great ass, and incredibly smooth skin.

Guestbook of Itsnotanonlyfanspage

Itsnotanonlyfanspage (Owner) – Feb 8, 2023
Possibly on a massive yacht in Cinnamon Bay, St. John Island in the Caribbean by four billionaires (while the sun was setting!), or one time in a vault full of gold, silver and other precious metals, but probably most distinguished place was in one of the private apartments in Kensington Palace in London, I cant say by who 😅

TravelGuy1956 – Feb 8, 2023
I’m just curious, what is the most distinguished place you have had paid sex?

Itsnotanonlyfanspage (Owner) – Feb 8, 2023
If you want me for a very long session, and everyone seems to, it’ll need to start in the morning because my parents want me home for dinner.

init2getit – Feb 7, 2023
My default mode was to express dread and disgust at the thought of fucking whores, as I was above such stereotype-perpetuating, sex-defined bullshit. But then this proud, post-gay millennial boy slut inspired me to step into the fray then killed my superiority complex.

Itsnotanonlyfanspage (Owner) – Feb 3, 2023
I never want or expect reciprocation. My penis is useless. I am told it looks like a clit and 2 ovaries.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Sexual Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly rate £100
Overnight rate £650

 

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kinkyb0y, 18
Seattle

TRYNA EARN SOME MONEY AND GET FUCKED — open to scat or whatever. I’m open and never judge. I love sitting on men’s faces.

I’ve decided to stop being so shy and scared. I’d like to explore this insanely greedy side that’s been locked away for so long.

I’m just a normal boy but when alone I fantasize about being rich.

Guestbook of kinkyb0y

kinkyb0y (Owner) – Feb 11, 2023
ALSO I LOVE USED BABY NAPPIES. THEY TURN ME ON, I LOVE HUNTING IN BABY CHANGING ROOMS AND STEALING THE USED ONES, THEY TURN ME ON SO MUCH. ANYONE WITH ACCESS TO USED BABY NAPPIES PLEASE GIVE ME A MESSAGE.

kinkyb0y (Owner) – Feb 7, 2023
I lean bottom but I do enjoy sliding my cock into an old guy’s hole.

ErosWired – Feb 7, 2023
We see boys like you all the time – bottoms who post profiles, in which they say up front that they’re bottoms, looking to get fucked – and yet their only pic is a face pic. For all our sakes, explain why you do this. It’s maddening. The first principle of marketing is that the thing you’re trying to sell is the thing you put in the shop window; if you’re trying to get people to come in and buy peaches you don’t put the trunk of a peach tree in the shop window, you put peaches.

kinkyb0y (Owner) – Feb 7, 2023
I also love when men rub themselves against my butt or dick in a crowded public space like buses or subways if that’s of interest 😀

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Sexual Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. So, I have a new laptop and my data, and blog life finally goes on. **. CAUTIVOS, Hi. Thanks. ‘Hopscotch’ is amazing, yeah. I did post about it years ago that I should look into restoring. Hugs back. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Interrupted again! The girl didn’t work out. We decided it would be just too difficult. We have another girl in mind, and we’re she says yes. When are you moving to Vienna? You’re not already there, are you? I predict it’s going to be a very happy change for you, even iff it feels strange or alienating at first, and hopefully not even that. If you don’t crush a Crush, it tastes like it wants very badly to be menthol, which is not a good taste. Anyway, I have two cartons of them now in case of emergency. Highly hoping that love made your shoulders feel invisible again. Love constantly reminding me forever not to place a full cup of tea next to my laptop, G. **. David Ehrenstein, Yes, that’s true. Ah, the ‘freewheeling’ ’60s. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I’m going to go find a sound file featuring a Yorkshire accent and try to learn it for future thespian opportunities. **. Nick., Hi, Nick. No problem, I just missed, what, three days thanks to accidental laptop homicide. I hope that friend’s event is still after glowing in some respect. The craziest, ditziest ones always reign supreme if you ask me, which of course you didn’t. Wait, actually dumbfounding reigns supreme, you’re right. Other than my computer being murdered and the hell that ensued, I’m fine enough. Mm, other than my friends, I think the thing I missed the most was great Mexican food, to be honest. I’m a cheap LA date. Something I used to do when I wanted someone to be friend or more than a friend was make this elaborate, multipart gift consisting of a grouping of gifts where each gift was targeted at one of the person’s specific senses (sight, smell, touch, hearing, taste), and I tried to make each of the gifts as imaginative and surprising as possible. I can’t remember anyone not falling at least a little for me after that. True. So, you could try that, although it is a bit over the top, I guess? How have you been since the blog blackout started? ** Philip Hopbell, Hi. Seriously? Wow. He lived not so far from where I used to live in the 10th. Or at least there’s a plaque the wall saying he lived there. No, I haven’t read ‘Killer Angels’, but you’ve sold me on it, and I’ll go find it. Thank you! **. Cody Goodnight, Hi, Cody. I’m a lot better now that I have a working laptop again. Wow, about the wind up camera. Are television cameras still quite large? I used to go watch TV series be filmed back in the day, and I was always surprised by how gigantic they were. Can’t imagine they still are? Rather boringly or predictably, I like Shyamalan’s films up through ‘The Village’ and then less so after that, but I haven’t seen the last few yet. I suppose ‘Unbreakable’ is still my favorite. Delicious pizza! There’s this restaurant inLA called Masa that serves Chicago Deep Dish pizza, and it’s one of the first places I go when I go back ‘home’. You can’t get deep dish in Paris, I don’t know why. I like Steely Dan a lot too. They’re so fucking smart and clever. I hope Valentines Day lived up to its reputation for you. What’s the latest on your end? ** malcolm, We’re definitely in the same boat, it sounds like. Zac’s in LA doing the storyboards (with an artist) and the shot list and all of that. I’m doing a bunch of Zooms and working with the French actor and the person doing the score and trying to rassle up the last funds. I try to change my writing voice with each book as drastically as I can. Even in the Cycle, where I couldn’t deviate too much, I tried move as far away from the previous book’s style as I could. I think I would get really bored if I didn’t do that. For some reason, I want each of my novels to be really hard and challenging to write. I do a lot of experimenting before I write a novel, yeah. With ‘The Marbled Swarm’, for instance’, it took what felt like forever to make the voice I needed to do all the tasks and trickery that novel required. I have a super specific writing voice, or area that I feel comfortable working within, I think, so I kind of figure no matter how I change the style and structure and so on, it’ll always sound like me. But I don’t know. What’s your latest, pal? **. T, Hey! He’s good, no? Z-library is fully back? Holy shit. I’m so there. Yeah, write me. This weekend for the Pompidou would be good for me if that works for you? ** Dom Lyne, The jet lag’s gone. Now I just have a commuter-less life hangover. I started ‘The Shards’. Seems excellent so far. He’s a cool guy. I guess getting the hardcore therapy stuff is what its was all about? Revelation time? Man, I hope it takes you t the best place. You sound good. Eternally busy something I even overly understand. Love and hugs back from Paris central. ** Steve Erickson, I hope that Orbital album is better the last one, which was dreary and grim comparatively. Everyone, Steve has reviewed the new Orbital album here. Christophe’s fave films picks are pretty sweet. I haven’t seen his new one yet. Word here is that the boy in it is very good but it itself isn’t so great. But you tell me. **. Alex, Hi, alex! How’s the big, new desk settling in? You have to prioritize your writing, man. Well, ‘have to’ is pushy, but you know what I mean. But don’t worry if it takes a bit to adjust. Just working things out bin your mind is still writing, you know? Or it is for me. I’m glad ‘TMS’ seems to be worming itself into your head. Yeah, finding that writing style was a lot of work, ha ha. I read some books I liked a lot that’ll be in a post here tomorrow coincidentally. Have a great day and etc.! ** Misanthrope, It’ll be a very intense two months, but II feel weirdly confident that they’ll pass off in a helluva film. We’ll see. No, I don’t know anything about the publishing thing. Do email me, if you like. Happy to weigh in. But maybe it’s sorted by now? **. shadeoutmapes:O, It will be trippy and probably kind of exhausting to be in the desert that long, not so much for me but for the cast and crew, so we have to make sure they don’t go crazy. Zac and I directed a music video for Xiu Xiu a few years ago, starring Jamie, but the record company rejected it, so it never got released. And we never got paid either. Not a happy story. It having been a few days, are you ready to talk about the book? No pressure though. I’m easy. And patient. When I get back to LA I’ll skip down the Albertson’s and get me some Spaghetti-Os. Yep. How’s new stuff? **. Gus Cali Girls, Hi, G. Ha ha, I would actually like to know how to make my own squishes and slime, and in fact it might come in handy re: the haunted house in our movie. Hm. Do, do keep me up. I need to be kept up, at least where you’re concerned. ** Dennis Cooper, I know just how you felt. ** Maria, Isabella, Camila, Malaria, Gabriela, Thank you for the good thoughts, distinguished group. I seem to be back in action, and my coffee cup is miles away. **. Jack WV, Hi, Jack. Thank you very much for the good thoughts. Everything seems to be in one piece. And lesson learned. How are you? ** Bill, Thanks, Bill. My laptop finally arrived this very morning. And all seems belatedly well. What’s your story? **. Okay. Due to the blog outage you’re getting your escorts a couple of days late this month, but there they are. See you tomorrow.

9 Comments

  1. _Black_Acrylic

    Welcome back! So good to have you return, and super nice that your data was not all lost. Now, where were we?

    The writing class has been going pretty well. In fact, the flash fiction course actually finished last night, but next week will be relaunched as “Creating your own novella in flash” which kind of amounts to the same thing. I’ve not submitted anything yet but still, it’s been good to make contact with people and get some encouragement.

    Yesterday I saw a film called Pleasure about a young woman who travels from Sweden to LA in a bid to become a porn star. The lead actress Sofia Kappel is good and there’s a few genuine stars from the industry in there but I dunno, there’s more drama and tragedy in a DC’s escorts post most times.

  2. Misanthrope

    Dennis, Welcome back. And glad you got to keep your data. Of course, I’m sure you learned from that blog demolition from a while ago to back up, back up, back up. 😀

    Oh, I have no doubts myself when it comes to you working on something. Just have fun while you’re doing it. That’s what I always say: take Life seriously but have fun doing it.

    Ah, no, it really hasn’t been resolved. I’m back and forth all over the place on it. I’ll probably send you something this weekend. I am leaning in one direction, which is the opposite of how I was leaning last week, hahaha.

    Have a good weekend. I’m going out with a friend tonight to a Mexican restaurant. She’s leaving for Cali tomorrow to take care of her mother for a week as her mom rehabs from hip surgery. Otherwise, it’s a 3-day weekend and I’ll try to do something productive.

    Oh, and I’m reading BEE’s new one and really enjoying it.

  3. Cody Goodnight

    Hi Dennis!

    How are you? So happy you were able to get a new laptop and that your data wasn’t all lost. I’m doing decently well. Yes, television cameras are still very big! We have 3 cameras in our television studio. They’re all connected to the wall, and we have to have cable pullers pull the cable to they won’t get untangled. That’s awesome you were able to see series being , Dennis! What was that like? I have a deep love for Shyamalan’s first 4 films. Unbreakable is fantastic. One of my favorite superhero films, and a true standout in the crowd of safe, corporate, ugly spectacles that are being churned out in cinemas now. Ooooh deep dish pizza sounds incredible! I am ashamed to admit that I have never tried it, but it looks scrumptious. Valentine’s Day was lovely. I hung out with my boyfriend, which was lovely. My week has been ok. I’m ashamed to admit that I haven’t watched many things this week. I tend to get into a funk where nearly everything around me exhausts me. Have you ever experienced that, Dennis? I will say that I have listened to Soft Cell’s Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret an unhealthy amount of times this week. It’s one of my favorite albums. Can’t go wrong with it, I feel. I also read some short stories from Flannery O’Connor for my southern gothic class. Her short story, A Good Man is Hard to Find, is fantastic. I will say I plan to watch Kasi Lemmons’ Eve’s Bayou later, and then Cheryl Dunye’s The Watermelon Woman with some friends. Also, I was interviewed by one of my classmates for my television class. I talked about a film club I have been operating since October of last year called Funeral Parade of Roses. I tend to show more obscure, disturbing or odd things there, and I said how important and necessary these types of films are. The next film I’m showing is Juraj Herz’s Beauty and the Beast? Have you seen any films from Juraj Herz, Dennis? Have a lovely day or night!

  4. Steve Erickson

    Orbital’s last two albums were pretty dull. OPTICAL DELUSION is a huge step forward.

    I’m glad you didn’t lose any data and that you received a new laptop in 3 days. Is the old one in the repair shop, or are you writing it off as a loss?

    “Being asexual is neither good nor bad. It’s OK for me.”–words of wisdom.

    Why did NIGHTMARE20 turn to emojis?

    Have you heard the singles from 100 gecs’ upcoming album? I can hear the pressure to come up with another viral hit without repeating themselves, especially since this is a long-delayed major label debut. “Doritos and Fritos” is pretty good, but the new songs sound like slightly harder and more eccentric 2000s pop punk and ska.

  5. Meg Gluth

    Dennis, Welcome back! Sorry ’bout the laptop woes. How are things otherwise? Steven and I were talking about coming down to LA for a few days on either March 4th or 11th. Do either of those offer any advantage from your perspective?

  6. alex

    hey dennis!

    glad to hear laptop hell is over and there weren’t too many casualties

    toiletman666’s self-awareness seems like it could be something to admire

    the new desk feels sprawling in the best way, I set it up in a corner so I can swivel to look out the window. sometimes I need the distractions of birds and sirens outside to focus or think. and I appreciate the push! it’s something I need to tell myself more re prioritizing. I agree though, sometimes I think all day about what I’m writing and it generates ideas I write out later

    have you heard the new Kelela album? I’ve had it on repeat all week, her songs always feel very wintery to me so it’s gelled with the weather here.

    eagerly awaiting tomorrow’s been reading post!

  7. Gick

    Dennis! I’m so glad you’re back! And with a boy post! “I Nina and Jorg” seem like such an interesting couple; I wonder what their real story is… Hope you had a wonderful time in LA shooting Room Tempreture? I’ve been thinking about your films so much lately, esp about the ending of Permanent Green Light.
    Anyway, welcome back, my awesome friend!

  8. Bill

    Welcome back Dennis. Just in time for mid-month escorts. Those Paris sexmachine boys could be umm less longwinded.

    It’s been a long week in the salt mines. Not sure about weekend plans. There’s a screening of Chereau’s L’Homme Blesse; what do you think?

    Bill

  9. shadeoutmapes🍝

    heyy hello!
    I was just in the midst of writing this chapter, but I became kind of…well not stuck but I don’t know I guess these vaguely personal/deep things get very overwhelming to write.
    I think things are going ok!! though I’m struggling not to cancel plans I had with a friend tomorrow…well technically today now. All I want to do is write now which consciously I’m fine with, but I think there is this also this part that kind of wishes it was the opposite.

    Oh, oof that sucks about the video they sound really cringe for doing that. It was probably really good though. Do you know what song it was supposed to be and, sorry to keep talking about it but what was Jamie like, if you got to talk to him?

    OH, the book YES! It was really beautiful, hauntingly sad and poignant. Truthfully, I didn’t get to finish the whole thing because of my migraine, and I had to return it, but I hope I can recheck it out. It’s called The Outsider, its written by this guy whose dad was this brilliant and intelligent man who pursued sociology, but his life was destroyed by his schizophrenia and alcoholism. There was this point the son made in the book about a dilemma called the double bind theory, which is essentially, watered-down, a paradoxical form of communication/manipulation where no matter what you do your decision is inevitably the same result.
    He compares this to his father who despite escaping a strict household with pernicious religious principles, was still affected by the psychological damage of it all.

    I was really intrigued by that idea and its actually one of the biggest themes in the book I’m trying to write about the universe fruitlessly trying to save someone from their predetermined fate and only contributing to it, as nothing I feel is truly ever in our control.

    Or I don’t know maybe not!!

    There’s this quote I really like by Oscar Wilde that he wrote in a letter while he was incarcerated, I would put it down but it’s a bit too long and truthfully, I kind of forgot it verbatim. But I don’t want to get anymore tedious.
    I should go to sleep for now so I can get up on time but yeah bye!
    (I’m actually really craving spaghetti-os now (D 🙂

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