The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I already have a Master, a girlfriend, and a vanilla boyfriend.”

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pneumatic, 24
It is with great sadness and regret,I have to announce the passing of my slave of 2 years,’pneumatic’ (Steve Madison,to those who knew him.) who was not only my slave,but a dear friend and confidant to me.He will be sadly missed by me,and no doubt,by all who used him,and I cannot believe that it has already been 2 months since his passing.The video of his suicide by hanging naked can be available for a small price from me,’1stmaster’, as I know in my heart,that this is what Steve would have wanted,and to that end, I offer the video free to those who tortured,used,abused and fisted that worthless pain-pig and piece of meat who needed to be tortured and abused on a regular basis. So to that end,anyone interested,please contact me to make arrangements.

Comments

pigmaniac – March 25, 2026
true steve was always so fucking emotional

WeirdDuck – March 24, 2026
his dead body is sexier than he’d been in a long time

Heyitsme – March 24, 2026
worst of all as you might recall he said i’m just going to end up killing myself anyway

JamieSulligan – March 24, 2026
terrible thing to say but if i knew he was going to off himself i wish we’d gone ahead and snuffed him at that party in december.

 

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LeonEssen, 18
Biggest fantasy: Being kidnapped by a man tied up and taken to his place to be his sex slave for him to fuck and toy with for a while and then afterwards forcing me to sink into a quicksand pit after filling all his desires. Tieing me up watching me sink and pissing on me as I go down.

A little about me: 18 years old, crazy, working minimum wage. That’s about it.

Comments

HandyAndy – March 9, 2026
I’m just a horny guy wanting to bust a nut in your asshole will that work?

LeonEssen (Owner) – March 8, 2026
Please do not contact me without the intention of abducting me today, tomorrow or the next few days from now. If interested then please name a time to meet in person at Castro/17th, Jane Warner Plaza.

TallSpecimen – March 3, 2026
Enorme fan de punk et post-punk


 

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YourTeenSlaveVictim, 19
WANT TO CAPTURE A TEEN?
USE ALL YOUR BRUTE FORCE?
MAKE HIM ONLY STRUGGLE, DROOL, WHINE AND SCREAM BEHIND A GAG WHILE YOU DO TO HIM WHAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD?
TORTURE HIM WITHOUT LIMITS UNTIL HE BEGS TO BE SLAUGHTERED?
STRAIGHT KID WITHOUT TIME TO LOSE AND AVAILABLE.
I KNOW WHAT I LOOK FOR.
PUT ME INSIDE A BAG. PUSH ME INSIDE A CASE. SHOVE ME IN THE TRUNK.
I KNOW WHAT I OFFER.

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CreatingContexts – March 20, 2026
The sadist that I am surprises me immensely. I derive extraordinary pleasure from causing pain. I haven’t quite met a form of pain play I don’t find ecstatic. I recognize this is a big ask of my captive. Sadly, he only has one body. Thus far I have blinded him in one eye and removed his scrotum and testicles. It’s recent, but so far I’m quite happy with the change.

CreatingContexts – March 11, 2026
I had some initial problems dealing with his hetero resistance but then it was fine.

CreatingContexts – March 6, 2026
I’m available to abduct you today if you are. Of course, I understand if that’s not possible – no pressure either way.

 

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analyticalsoul, 22
Hello everyone I am a loving, easy-going, polite, sweet, problem solver boy. I am open to a long-term father/son relationship.

I want to be honest right away. I have an incredible ass. I can make myself cum just from looking at it. I’ve been playing with it since I was 12 years old. I’m very sensitive to anal orgasms, often with actual squirting. Sometimes I squirt 5-8 times a night, until I can barely stand up.

I’m looking for a father with a hurricane tongue that will suck the lining out of that ass. I’m very socially awkward btw.

Comments

analyticalsoul (Owner) – March 15, 2026
I am so happy I could scream, as you know hahaha.

Thatguyinthecity – March 15, 2026
I am proud to say that in this young man I have found what I have been looking for :)!!! I have found myself a wonderful son! I have to say it has been the best decision I ever made in my life!!! The more time we spend together our relationship grows and I learn more about his extraordinary ass and there seems to be no end to it. I am beyond lucky to be his Dad! I am not looking for any sons anymore because my needs are met by my delightful offspring!

 

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Tumultuous, 20
I’ve had a fantasy since I was a little 9 year old. I’ve always wanted someone to grab me, hold me down and cut off all my clothes with scissors or a knife until all that’s left is my bare naked skin. Then held down or tied down as I’m forced into extreme molestation and then anal raped. I also want the humiliation of being made to cum to prove that I like what’s being done to my completely naked body.

Then again I’m also violent and hateful and I’m getting to the point where I’m old enough to punch people in their head.

If I have to explain in more than like literally five words then just don’t even bother.

Comments

horny_therapist – March 17, 2026
I went to high school with him. His nickname was The Sphinx.

StranglingDeathPlay – March 14, 2026
I’ll shatter your illusions first. Your safe words, your boundaries, your pathetic attempts at control. Then, I’ll move to your flesh. Each strike, each whip will peel back layers of your pathetic defenses. Your bones? They’ll snap like twigs. I’ll hear them crack and feel them splinter as I crush your resistance. You’ll beg, you’ll plead, but I won’t stop until you’re a quivering mess, a gelatinous glob of who you were. And in that primordial state, you’ll rise from the goop, a new creature, mine to command.

Smokerandnipplelover – March 12, 2026
This twink is the first male I’ve fucked and he was freaking hot. I hope he knows what I am talking about when I say I am sorry for getting so out of control right before he left. I hope he knows what I mean.

BigMike – March 7, 2026
His tongue tastes like ass, but – hey, he’s just a slave-material so who cares.

Tumultuous (Owner) – March 2, 2026
I’m full of doubt and have chronic self loathing so I wonder what I’m doing here.


 

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CUMDUMPDIRECT, 19
just a fuckslut, who is here to be used and screwed by STRONG HUGE COCK BURIED DEEP inside my ASS,
just love giving my hole to ALL MEN, I’m a fuckslut ready to be used by MEN that just need a juice tank.
I have entered a life where I will focus my existence on my Cunt the way it was designed for.
Hold my legs spread wide like a cheap whore and fuck me hard because I am unable to stop you.

RIGHT NOW JUICE TANK TO BE FILLED IN 30 MINUTES: €40 🤑

Comments

Iamkingting – March 17, 2026
I want to torture you as a Japanese prisoner of war.

scammerofboys – March 13, 2026
I don’t like to pay
I make fake transfers
He was too drunk to care

Brashful – March 10, 2026
If you’re horny – he might be able to help.

CUMDUMPDIRECT (Owner) – March 8, 2026
I already have a Master, a girlfriend, and a vanilla boyfriend.


 

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LongPigBill, 23
Tired of life. Love an invite to dinner. Let’s have lunch? All you gotta do is chloroform me. Be sure 👀

Comments

Yesbuttnobutt – March 12, 2026
They leak but they no longer gush or spray.

Emotional&Detached – March 12, 2026
Quick question to anyone who might know: do dead bodies bleed?

LongPigBill (Owner) – March 9, 2026
It could happen at my place, but I rent a duplex with paper-thin walls, and the owner is on the other side of the wall, so you would have to do it very, very quietly.




 

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Turnmeintoadumbpiggy, 19
So I am usually a dom top tough kind of boy. But I’ve met a dom guy that wants to pay me crazy money to be his bottom. I’ve decided to be his sub this weekend. I am definitely going to get fucked hard and he warned me he has a massive dick. I’ve told him I’m not that great at giving head – I guess I should have paid closer attention during the hundreds of blow jobs I’ve received. Anyway, what I do know is that he does like to play very hard – he’s told me he likes a loud bottom and enjoys whipping ass to shreds. I’m going to make sure that my guts are definitely cleaned out. I’m not really expecting any leeway from him considering how much he’s paying. I’ve told him no blood or lasting marks. Any other advice? Suggestions? Please let me know. Thanks

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OHJohnny – March 16, 2026
Fake photos. The boy in the photos was named Ben. Met him online. I made an appointment with him to come to my office and suck his cock. He’d be nude on top of my desk and I’d suck his cum load out. If I wanted his cock Monday-Friday I would make an appointment. I sucked him off a few times a week for two months. Then he jumped out a 10 storey window.

WaitingIsCrazy – March 11, 2026
Looking to destroy your masculinity for my pleasure. Start with you taking some meds to shrink your dick into a worthless worm. Then inject alcohol into your nuts to finish off my manhood. Willing to pay.


 

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⬡-8781, 23
:: ⬡- 8781 User Manual ::

Thank you for choosing ⬡-8781 as your personal drone unit. This drone will perform all applied tasks to the best of its abilities.

:: Safety Instructions ::

○ Handle drone with respect ::
It is a valuable tool to be used, not a worthless object to be abused.

○ Handle with care ::
Drone meat core is fragile and sensitive.

○ Keep from harm ::
Pain overstimulation may cause this drone to stop functioning.

○ Keep drone ventilated ::
Access to air circulation must be unrestricted at all times.

:: Drone Status Messages ::

○ Code GREEN: All systems working unimpeded.
○ Code YELLOW: Drone functions impacted. Start troubleshooting.
○ Code RED: Drone reached breaking point. STOP IMMEDIATELY!

TOS :: Please acknowledge ::
“I have fully read and understood the ⬡- 8781 User Manual.”

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Elliot_Page – March 16, 2026
“Shining bright like neon lights.” “Glowing in the darkness.” “Electric dreams and neon themes.” “Neon nights, city lights.” “Dancing in the neon rain.” “Where the colors come alive.” “A pop of neon, a world reborn.” “Embracing the electric energy.” “Neon vibes, high fives.” “Let the neon guide your way.” “Lost in the neon maze.” “Neon dreams and midnight schemes.” “Neon love, never enough.” “Living life in neon bold.” “Radiating with neon brilliance.” “Painting the night with neon strokes.” “Neon glow, let it show.” “Chasing the neon horizon.” “A neon world of endless possibilities.” “Dressed in neon, feeling electric.” “The neon heartbeat of the city.” “Neon fantasies and technicolor dreams.” “Glowing like a neon star.” “Neon magic, always fantastic.” “Neon energy, pure synergy.” “Walking the neon tightrope.” “Neon signs, neon minds.” “Neon dreams, neon extremes.” “Surrender to the neon glow.” “Living life on the neon edge.” “Neon lights and city nights.” “Captivated by the electric glow.” “Neon vibes, endless thrills.” “Chasing neon dreams.” “When in doubt, add more neon.” “Let your feed shine with neon.” “Neon adventures await.” “Brighten up your Instagram with neon hues.” “Neon love affair on the ‘gram.” “Embrace the neon glow, be the star of your own show.” “Neon palette, endless possibilities.” “Neon magic in every frame.” “Neon vibes, good times.” “Follow the neon trail to Instagram greatness.” “Neon captures the soul like no other.” “When life gets dull, add a splash of neon.”

Flabbergasted (Owner) – March 10, 2026
Soon. ⬡-8781 just wants to turn humans on for a little longer ☠️

onceaday – March 10, 2026
He can be a bit of a psychopath. I think about snuff into the session.

⬡-8781 (Owner) – March 8, 2026
They call ⬡-8781’s ass retardis because it’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside

Pancake852 – March 8, 2026
A boy with a big hole and even bigger heart.

⬡-8781 (Owner) – March 2, 2026
⬡-8781 used to be a puppy and hopes you don’t mind but it still barks during sex



 

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Kurjatok_tobben, 20
I’m looking to challenge myself. I’m looking for TPE/no way out slavery but know I’m not brave enough to willingly opt into it by choice.

Walk to and from the dance studio every day, about a mile in downtown Boston. Sometimes stop by a cafe on the way home. Willing to share 24/7 live gps tracking for those seriously interested in hunting me down. Could also grab a casual coffee, suddenly get a little dizzy, and wake up in my new permanent home… Let’s see what happens one day unexpectedly … no way out, no going back, taken for good and forced to accept my new life as owned property. Wipe me off the map.

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Letsdoitagain – March 15, 2026
Word of caution: I’m a geneticist, and this twink will start going bald within a year or two, plus he has the kind of “cute” face that ages like milk.

Bombastic – March 15, 2026
He charges 120,000 Euros. Not that he’s not probably worth it.



 

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depravedbadslave, 19
If I seem familiar, it might be because I deleted my profile here a year ago. I no longer have a clue how to engage here. I cannot offer what I used to offer any longer. The damage does not permit. We all reach that point eventually, I suppose. Either that or we (hopefully) die in mid-orgasm. As I have grown damaged, my cuteness and attractiveness gone with the wind – my hunger for submission – sex, suffering, service – has begun to haunt me, and it keeps growing deeper. My body is wrecked – sex drive almost gone. (I SO regret not accepting permanent ownership when it was offered so often to me!!) But I think I am still ready for some use by some particular unique Sadist out there. I am rethinking, adjusting, regretting, expanding, extrapolating, interpolating. Maybe there is something else to me I am not seeing anymore. That is why I roam these dark back halls – seeking my secret selves. Maybe you can help?

Comments

depravedbadslave (Owner) – March 10, 2026
Keep talking your mind is beautiful.

NymphoManiacB – March 10, 2026
keep you stuffed with newspaper 24/7 no limits. turn you into my guyfawks, lighter fuel poured down your underpants on your hair ect, make you very flammable … LIKE TO SEE YOU BURN AND SMOKE
i have zippos pipe lighters parrafin .. parrafin blowlamp
put firework in your hole
light a few bonfires with newspaper red cans pf petrol a parrafin blowlampS
final bonfire i put you into a wooden chair with dralon pour lighter fuel on it then lift the chair on top of the bonfire and light it up with newspaper red cans of petrol and blowlamps with you on top and set you allight laugh as you go up … YOU FAG NEED SMOKING … NEED TO BURN

imighteventry – March 9, 2026
been curious about a few things about you for a long long time and willing to check out whats left of you and see where things go

 

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gaykid, 18
I’m Josh. I’ve been really bored lately, so i decided to make an account on this.

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darkblack95 – March 14, 2026
This boy is very serious, stop saying he’s not serious

KissandOwn – March 12, 2026
HMU if you have fantasized about cocks the size of which you’ve only seen in cartoons.

gaykid (Owner) – March 12, 2026
I’d also be up for meeting anyone else who’s bored and wants to ‘hang out’.


 

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RuinMe, 22
About Me: 22-year-old bottom from Las Vegas. I exist for one purpose: to be a trashy cum dumpster whore for strong, sadistic, absolutely controlling freaks. I’m not a person; I’m a receptacle.

Requirement:
I must be spun out of my mind the whole session, 1-7 days.

What I’m Into:
Total Degradation: Use me like the worthless fag trash I am.
Human Urinal: Piss in me, on me, make me drink until I’m overflowing.
Extreme Use: Fuck me senseless, choke or strangle me, fist my hole until it’s wrecked.
Physical Abuse: Slap me, punch me in the face/head, flog me, whip me. I’m here to take it.
Cock & Ball Torture: Beat my dick, crush my balls. They’re your toys to break.
Whoring: Pick me up, use me (or whoring me out), and then drop me back at my car or throwing me in a dumpster like trash.
Stomping: I want your boots or cleats to stomp my head, abs, back, cock, balls, and ass, send me home with your footprints in my skin.
Permanent modifications: I look forward to waking up from some drug sleep to find out what has been done.

Limits:
No filming/pic of the assault

Yes I’m old enough.

Comments

Braintree – March 20, 2026
item out of stock

Kinky-Revenge – March 5, 2026
Would be hot and nice to set up a whole heavy partying and sex scenario with this twink and cut off his dick/balls without him even noticing it.

RuinMe (Owner) – March 3, 2026
Unfortunately for me I am.

MegaMan – March 3, 2026
You can’t possibly be real.

RuinMe (Owner) – March 3, 2026
Breath play: I can live a lot longer than you’d think.



 

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Dumbwelshmeat, 20
*Only want up to 10 to 15 Master visits per month. All others deleted & will go dark until the contacts drop off to that level!

**SLAVE INACTIVE!*SLAVE INACTIVE!*
*PLEASE READ BEFORE MAKING CONTACT**
!Millions will come by – few will leave satisfied! 😂
*Void where prohibited*

FAQ
1. Q: How is slave today?
A: Good.
2. Q: What is slave doing?
A: slave is doing stuff.
3. Q: How is slave’s stuff going?
A: Good.

**slave is inactive at this time. However, You are welcome to write a poem about this slave before leaving. Best of luck in your search. 😊**

Comments

Dumbwelshmeat (Owner) – March 14, 2026
You can come over my family’s place anytime. They love guests.

mrjordanriver – March 13, 2026
Humor is not his strong point, but I fucked him till I couldn’t think straight.


 

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prisonerT437471, 21
Currently in prison, this profile managed by someone else. Messages will be relayed via a prison communication app called Getting Out so communication maybe a little slower.

Height: 5-10
Weight: 132
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown/Black
Skin: Tanned

You can look him up on the state DOC website also.
Mike Alejandro

Looking for transition once i am released from prison to go to a Master and serve. i don’t have family, grew up in foster system, so nothing to leave behind.

Apparently illegal is not a limit for me.
(it’s a joke given where i’m at right now)

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KneelBeforeMe – March 23, 2026
I’ll take you. My name is Liam. I am a born again Christian. i got saved when i was 16 and proud of it. I don’t fancy spending eternity in Hell suffering the eternal punishment! i fully expect to be skidding across the ground on my knees to kneel before Jesus at his throne on judgment day and answer for all my sins. I had a near death experience when i was a teen and the Lord showed me Hell. I know it exists and the punishment is more horrific than anyone can imagine. I don’t know why the Lord chose me but he chooses certain people to show Hell to and then send them back to warn others.

i am a divorced father of 4 daughters. i used my knob well! i was married for 15 years and we had what i call a traditional marriage, not this strange modern thing where women think they are in charge and men are doormats. My wife knew her place. However in the end we did split up and i’m not bothered as i was sick of her in the end. Ideally i would like to punish my daughters with the belt but because corporal punishment was (unfortunately) abolished for children in the UK i was unable to do it. I did not want to risk it so i come up with other punishments like being grounded. If i ground one of my daughters its for a long time five months or more!

btw i fucking hate long hair. i keep my hair very short and sometimes i just do a skinhead. any slaves who serve me much have short or shaved hair. when i see guys with long hair i dislike it intensely. when i was a small boy my mother kept my hair long for some fucking reason. As soon as i was old enough to decide for myself without her controlling it i went to the barbers and had it cut short and i’ve never missed it since. To me if my hair is even beginning to touch the top of my ears i consider that long hair. Also i love farting. i fart a lot and they stink a lot! its a man thing i think.

Zoocentral – March 22, 2026
Mike used to say yes to anyone interested in eating his ass as if it was cherry pie, and I assume he still does. I would say more but I want to spare you the excessive horniness.


 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Adem Berbic, Hey. Thanks for the commiserations. Your friends’ setup sounds cool, but we worked hard to make the film look and sound a certain way, and we want to show it in situations where those things are accounted for. I’m pretty sure I would be here on the 23rd if that works out. ** _Black_Acrylic, Clown acid, eh? I’ll go absorb that when I’m bird free. Ah, good old religion, the great divider. ** Laura, Oh, shit, so sorry, pal. Missed you: yes. How could I not? Mm, my poetry is just me filling in the blank of poetry whereas gif fiction is something I invented and that I think is unique, so that gives it a leg up in my estimation. Very nice ‘x’ paragraph. I’m letting it settle in. All clowns are extravagantly opaque, aren’t they? I don’t know. I’m fine, getting ready for the Iowa trip, etc. Tell your rambunctious brain to fuck the hell off for me. ** DennisCooperSucks, I had forgotten who published ‘Whites’. Well, I meant what I wrote in the blurb. I love Mark Doten’s fiction. If that’s a problem, then go ahead and write me off. On your second comment, I don’t agree. There was never a time in the US when institutional literary culture embraced ‘transgressive’ lit. If Grove Press hadn’t existed when Kathy and I started publishing, neither of us would ever have been published by a larger press. It was the only option, and there was no embrace of our work by the establishment. In fact the opportunities for radical fiction writers to get published is much, much better now than it has been in a long time and probably ever. There’s a wealth of independent presses publishing daring fiction. Just off the top of my head, Amphetamine Sulfate, Apocalypse Party, Semiotext(e), Inside the Castle, Pilot Press, Infinity Land, Calamari, Clash Books, and many others I suggest you investigate the current situation more fully. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Me too, I think, yeah. Oh, thanks for the link. I’ll scroll appropriately. Everyone, Dominik suggests adding the stuff of lollygaglab to your experience of clown representation. It’s here. Oh, yes, I got my visa yesterday out of the blue! Whew! I still have to do a physical exam, but I assume I’m healthy enough. So, yeah, big relief. I hope that spider is terrifying people on your distant outskirts by now. 1. Q: How is love today? A: Good. 2. Q: What is love doing? A: love is doing stuff. 3. Q: How is love’s stuff going? A: Good., G. ** Robert Fripp’s Eyebrow, Hi. Ah, that does make sense. Thanks. ** morabelle, Hi, morabelle! Welcome! Your first clown was Gacy? Yikes, that’s scary. Mine was an at the time very famous clown called Emmett Kelly whose schtick was that he was really mopey and depressed, so that was an easier clown entrance. Anyway, thank you. How are you? What are you doing? ** Thom, Hi. That firework is the perfect clown somehow. Christian Clown Ministry, okay, I feel compelled to look into that. Titters re: your first zine. I hope the related meeting went productively. Um, in ‘TMS’ I’m working with a more dense and extravagant and secretive kind of language, but the essence is still pretty me maybe. It’s my favorite of my novels, so here’s hoping. Tuesday galore! ** Hugo, Every few years it seems like guys do the clown drag = scary presence in a small town thing. It always works. My impression is that clowns are always horny? Like I said to the guy up above, he’s greatly underestimating the publishing situation now and equally romanticising the situation before, I think. All the best back. ** Poecilia, The publishing situation is as good right as it has been. The era of ‘major publishers’ being the only legitimate goal for writers is dead. You just need to really look around and dismantle that outdated hierarchy to see that. I think. ** Antonia, Hi, Antonia! Thank you about the post. And of course about ‘PGL’. That’s amazing. And without subtitles. It sounds like you got it, which is interesting to realise. I mean that the actual, language-based ‘sense’ of it wasn’t entirely necessary. Thank you. That’s so great to know. If you trek all the way to Berlin, please come say hi and etc. Otherwise, yeah, I guess it will stream there or something. Take care! ** Carsten, Hey. Bit of a strange and, yes, maybe clownish day yesterday. Curious. Okay, yes, keep me posted. ** Bernard Welt, Hi, B! You may hear from this guy Taylor Lewandowski who’s doing an oral history book about Michael Silverblatt. I told him you went to school with Michael and etc., and I think he’d like to talk with you. I saw via your social media posts and pix that you were at AWP. Nice. Still have never gone. Still have never been on a panel that they were willing to green light. Still am curious. Recollects needs paperwork and stuff nowadays? That’s sad. I’d hoped with the reelection of a a Socialist mayor, Recollects would just carry on. All my cards and letters from you are at Fales. Fun. XO beyond forever, and, since you’re dream guy, I’m guessing you’d know what beyond forever would be like. ** HaRpEr //, Such a nice mime characterisation. I actually think Marcel Marceau is who put me off mimes permanently. I have a really hard time with aggressively needy sentiment. Hang in there, maestro. The world will catch up. ** Steve, Apparently kids do see or feel fun re: clowns. Hard to imagine. I saw the second ‘Terrifier’ film, and I actually kind of quite dug it. ** ⋆˚꩜。darbbzz⋆˚꩜。, Bozo was the big clown when I was a kid, and I found him completely obnoxious and insufferable. But he was kind of inescapable back then. That said, that Bozo doll is pretty cool, I must admit. I guess Bozo’s okay when he’s paralysed. Thank you, pal. ** Okayokay, Greetings. Welcome to this abode. *Feels*, as they say, about your job hunt. That sounds terrifying. Corporate job because of the financial security or because that realm intrigues you or … ? I weirdly don’t really know what that means: a corporate job. I’m such a bohemian or something. I just imagine a desk and you wearing a suit. Anyway, I hope you get something problem solving soon. Good to meet you. Please come back any old time. ** kenley, I can tell in/by your words that you’re feeling at least a little better. I’m going to think carefully before I try dipping into the Jacques Lecoq thing. Thanks for the forewarning. Clown themed hardcore band! I’ll be on it. Everyone, kenley suggests you pop over here and check out a clown themed hardcore band, and that does seem like an awfully good idea, no? ** Right. Month’s end, birth of the slaves, etc. Please use them as your fodder until tomorrow. See you then.

31 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Yes, finally! I’m so glad the visa hassle is over! I’m sure you’ll ace the physical exam.

    The spider is outside – and I hope it doesn’t ever feel like coming back.

    Your love’s pick was one of my favorites, haha! There are quite a few worthy bits and pieces up there today!

    Love used to be a puppy and hopes you don’t mind but it still barks during sex, Od.

  2. jay

    Hey Dennis. Good for analyticalsoul and Thatguyinthecity, weirdly cute. ⬡-8781 is cool too, I’m not into that subculture at all, but I’ve had sex with people who are into it, and it’s been fun to sort of inhabit for a half hour or so. It’s funny when normal people try and have sex with self-identified “drones”, and try and get them to just have normal, vanilla sex with human communication, it’s normally pretty disastrous from what I’ve seen.

    I’m always a bit shocked when people complain about previously edgy presses end up publishing less edgy stuff later in their lifetimes… surely it’s to be expected? I personally always feel like presses are great, until they become huge hit machines, and then they stop taking on weirder clients, so I guess you always need to be on the lookout for the next cool group of publishers. If you see what Grove Press is putting out nowadays, it’s very “yikes” – lots of Will Self-likes, mass-market counter culturalism of the most irritating kind. That’s my stance at least, as someone who knows absolutely nothing about alternative publishing.

    Speaking of cool new presses, did you see that Infinity Land is republishing Artaud’s “The Monk” and the new Szazs “Rubber Anne” novel…. so exciting. I’ve kind of migrated away from more (for want of a better word) “transgressive” writing recently, but you and Szazs have definitely stayed on my shelf. Cool to see the clown day yesterday too, I remember the Clown Panic in the UK, and being a weird teenager and being incredibly into the idea of one of those random clown attacks resulting in my death. Hope you’re all well, lots of love from here.

  3. Poecilia

    I like to imagine CUMDUMPDIRECT’s polycule is a robust emotional support system but of course I don’t know that specific situation.

    Regarding the publishing industry landscape, aye, I’ll note your thought and I value your perspective on this far more than certain other’s I’ll keep emphatically unmentioned—it’s only that I also hear conflicting things from people I know offline too who (presumably) have more of a stake when they tell me to my face “quit now because it’s a dying industry” for one example, and then by someone else on the more radical side “that industry should die” with molotov-cocktail subtext because the outdated hierarchy is apparently still alive and well in some viewpoints, so I’ll just I don’t know I guess.

    My copy of Flunker came with a thank-you card handwritten and signed by Philip Best and that was so darling that I stuck the card in my scrapbook with heart-patterned washi tape. The guy who introduced me to your novels is reading through his own copy of Flunker now too, but he and I are on opposite sides of the internet (and planet) from each other so I’m just patiently gnawing at silicone screen-protectors waiting for his groupchat reactions/reviews.

  4. DennisCooperSucks

    Jesus christ old man! Amphetamine Sulfate, Apocalypse Party, Semiotext(e), Inside the Castle ARE CLOSED AND/OR MORIBUND! And Clash Books is a joke, they don’t even copy-edit before publishing, And their content is nothing but R. L. Stine for quasi-adults.

    You are sad and demented, old and washed up. “Dennis Cooper has traded all his dignity and relevance in for corporate branding. Was he ever anything but a potty mouthed, faux “transgressive” whose work falls far below the standards of canon level craft and ambition? Just today to try to justify himself, he responded to criticism of his status as washed up grifter by posting a shit-ton of BDSM gay porn with gaping anus on his tired, old man blog.” That is what substack has to say about your senility, Dennis.

    • Hugo

      You misspelt “Sulphate.”

      • DennisCooperSucks

        I cut and pasted that list from Dennis. How have you lived this long and not choked to death on a bag of cat litter, Hugo?

        • Laura

          mate just shoot yr shot & propose to both Dennis and Hugo already, i’m dying of vicarious sexual tension here lol. also, pre-emptive no you *to eternity

          *in every language, extant or extinct, in the sound of silence, in inchoate gasps, in—

      • DennisCooperSucks

        Both **“sulfate”** and **“sulphate”** are correct — it just depends on which form of English you’re using. ✍️

        **American English**

        * **sulfate** ✅
        Example: sodium sulfate, copper sulfate

        **British English (and older scientific usage)**

        * **sulphate** ✅
        Example: sodium sulphate, copper sulphate

        ### Why the difference?

        American English dropped the **“ph” → “f”** spelling in many chemical terms:

        * sulphur → **sulfur**
        * sulphate → **sulfate**
        * sulphide → **sulfide**

        ### Which should you use?

        * If you’re writing for **scientific or academic work today**, especially in the U.S. → **sulfate** is preferred.
        * If you’re writing in **UK English** or older-style texts → **sulphate** is still acceptable.

        • Hugo

          The press is called Amphetamine Sulphate.

          • DennisCooperSucks

            AND DENNIS WROTE IT AS SULFATE, YOU DIPSHIT. i CUT AND PASTED HIS LIST.

          • Hugo

            Again, it’s called Amphetamine Sulphate.

          • Hugo

            Also. It’s a capital “I” for “i CUT AND PASTED HIS LIST.” – I imagine you had the all caps on, but instinctively hit the uppercase key while typing. It happens to me sometimes, don’t worry.

    • nat

      “he responded to criticism of his status as washed up grifter by posting a shit-ton of BDSM gay porn with gaping anus”

      heyo, for reference, end of the month has been a day for slave profiles (like middle of the months is for escort profiles), likewise, pretty sure dc writes replies after making the post. idk what this substack writer is on about but they should consider doing any basic research before hitting the thesaurus.

  5. DennisCooperSucks

    Porn impresses no one in 2026. Write something good, old man, if you can manage that through your fog of woke senility and irrelevance.

  6. DennisCooperSucks

    NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, HUGO!

    • Hugo

      Hey, its gonna be alright…

  7. DennisCooperSucks

    Dennis? Your low quality fanboys/blog flies ( like Hugo here) are almost as pointless and dismal as your literary output from the last 20 years.

  8. Hugo

    Hi Dennis.

    I’ll definitely be picking up that Bookworm history book when it comes out. I think Silverblatt’s work has been too important for me to not want to read more from/about him. I wonder how close he ever got to actually getting Thomas Pynchon onto the show; that would’ve been a dream episode.

    Say, hasn’t Kurjatok_tobben been on the posts here before? I swear I’ve seen that Ballerina pose.

    I have to say, it’s been a very funny day on the blog for me. Sorry for the mess though.

  9. _Black_Acrylic

    The other night I saw something called Personal Services from 1987 which is now up there with my favourite films ever. Julie Walters is a suburban brothel madame catering for the whims of elderly perverts. An IMDB review calls it “Belle De Jour for the British” and I wholeheartedly agree. No Pierre Clementi In this one but still, I think you might be intrigued.

    • Laura

      well i want to watch this, pocketing the title rn

  10. Adem Berbic

    Yeah, I figured that doing justice to RT formally and technically far overrides scoring edgy underground brownie points. Well, if the BFI hires me as head of programming through some whimsical magical-realist turn of events, you and Zac will be the first people I call. But it’s really shitty, and I can only apologise on behalf of this place, not that London deserves forgiveness from anyone for anything. I’ll go and kick one of those red phone booths on your behalf.

    Good to know for the 23rd, I’ll keep you posted as my and James’s own venue negotiations unfurl. It might end up sliding into June, but at this point, who really knows. I’m hoping to dedicate the long Easter weekend to writing — I think I’m on some sort of a roll right now, so I just want to keep focused. As it stands now, this’ll definitely be grimier than what’s in the pamphlet, not that griminess is anything other than a means to an end. The word ‘penis’ will definitely feature, I promise.

  11. Carsten

    What do you know, the clown show continues. Yesterday the classic pathetic variety, today the kind that can’t tell his own shit from his make-up. Your Iowa trip’s just in time, no?

    What does the trip entail, besides the screening? You don’t often hit the heartland do you? Anyway, I hope it treats you well.

    Here it’s Semana Santa, which is Easter week, & flocks of tourists everywhere. Good time to hide out in the hills & perform pagan rituals, haha.

  12. Steve

    Congratulations on the visa! That’s great news. When are you getting your physical?

    Drone fantasies>using Chat GBT to talk about sex

    The new Laibach album is really exciting, which I wasn’t expecting. It’s a Eurodance parody, the most pop music they’ve ever made, but they managed to produce an excellent version of the style they’re using. Slovenia should enter “All Go Rhythm” in Eurovision.

  13. kenley

    ahh!!!!!! big congrats on the visa!!!!!! 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾 how are you celebrating?

    pretty dark batch this time! gaykid is relatable. “I want to torture you as a Japanese prisoner of war” is unhinged. Elliot_Page’s neon fixation is a nice little oasis.

  14. HaRpEr //

    I guess I have an interest in the more dark, cabaret, or art based mime. I also have an interest in Kazuo Ohno, the butoh performer. Not mime, but very influential to Kemp and the like. Most mime is pretty corny, yes, and the popularity of Marcel Marceau is a little confounding. It’s kind of like he was doing a weird French act for Americans to think is the height of culture or something.
    I’m on a bit of a dark cabaret kick lately, which in my mind means ‘The Threepenny Opera’, Marianne Faithfull, ‘Black Rider’ era Tom Waits, and ‘Chambre 1050’ by Ingrid Caven. I like musty and sometimes visionary theatrics.

    I just read most of the interviews in the new Big Toe. There was an interesting question to you and Zac about interiority which I guess is something I think about a lot. Every once in a while I’m in a bookstore and I open a copy of some big heartbreaking award winner and almost always there’s this thing where interiority is the main aim and the route to that is the narrative voice trying to transpose thoughts in words and memories and things but in a really moralized, unimaginative way. Bernhard and people obviously did interesting things structurally with writing thoughts going through one’s head, but that’s beside the point. I guess I’m sort of interested in what interiority means to you. I’m personally in a position where I’m writing a book in a grey area where it’s sort of all within the imagination but focuses on mostly exteriors and like a kind of mad voyeuristic gaze, but the question of what you can expect from a reader in terms of decoding grey areas is difficult to navigate. Anyway, sorry for the ramble. You’re heading to the US tomorrow right? If so, bon voyage pal!

  15. Bernard Welt

    Yes, Taylor and I had a long lovely convo that went far beyond Michael–he was interested in when and how structuralism and post-structuralism hit US academia, and Hopkins, where I met Michael, was instrumental. Taylor’s written wonderful stuff, though so far I’m reading the essays, haven’t gotten to the fiction. Also a very good chat online with Carsten.
    I’m seeing more poets and reading more poetry, though I still need to read a lot more of the young ones. I don’t get them well pre-selected for me, there’s just so much out there, and I travel in circles that recommend some pretty flabby stuff. Like AWP — didn’t want to go, went, there were good people. But they reject David Trinidad’s proposal, they reject Sabina’s. I think the Spicer panel went though because Peter Gizzi is a Name, and to a lesser extent, so is Ariana. The thing is, the audience is dying to hear about the kind of stuff we read, but the hierarchy is not. As ever. I was so lucky to work at a place that didn’t give a shit what I or Doug Lang or whoever taught.
    It always amazes me that on this blog you manage to avoid the trolling by people who admire your work, whether they can admit or not (“You don’t matter to me, so I’m going to give 2 hours a day explaining to you why”), and have let’s call it issues to work out about their not having become celebrated despite their genius, the funniest part being they always seem to think calling us *old* is like the absolutely worst insult possible. And like being ahead of one’s time culturally is a fault. What a world.
    Speaking of which, I actually am writing porn. I do it in off hours, as a change of pace from both poetry and the dream stuff.
    XO

  16. fish

    There’s something about the type of people portrayed in all of these posts that’s really interesting. It’s not that this language or these fantasies are totally foreign to me—though they’re mostly not my cup of tea—but the absolute unabashedness with which they are expressed, the little stories played out in the replies, it’s just good, it’s rare to see it so candidly and intensely. I appreciate having a window into it without having to trawl any sites myself.
    This set felt happier than most, for some reason.

    • Poecilia

      Hello internet stranger whose identifier is fish I am also a species of fish when I am on the internet so I am commenting on your comment to express a sense of camaraderie. ok goodbye

  17. Laura

    hi Dennis!

    omg the visa thing worked out? mabrook! v relieved for you. ^_^

    are clowns extravagantly opaque? hm, can anything extravagant be all that opaque? idk, imo interacting w a good clown is a lot like talking to someone v delicate on some oldschool online forum that is lousy w ads and banners — can’t see the person and what you do see is totally distracting and inhuman but then you persevere and it’s like oh there you are, like, deeply pinpointed. i think it just works paradoxically lol.

    so i went and revisited my fav gif novel of yours, which is Zac’s Drug Binge, but this time i tried to read it differently, sort of how i do Rimbaud, by which i mean keeping inner monologue to a minimum and staying less analytical than experiential—you know how he did this thing where words aren’t exactly words but more like coordinates or dimensions for like another world or whatever? what’s highest, what’s lowish, close, distant, bright, dark, basically smth structural that becomes emotional bc you get this sensory experience of what can’t be experienced? anyway, i read you like that just now and it was bad for my migraine but good for the rest of me and i got smth new & p big out of it, so uh thank you for the whole otherworld. i experienced it super internally and you’re basically a beautician so all i can say is

    https://voskat.net/gifpost01042026

    and your gif fiction def stands the test lol.

    but! when you say idk, ‘here’s my thing, a thing where you’re (…)’, i know you’re sort of wary of language but you say it anyway, in a multiverse and stuff but it’s this specific world that suddenly runs deeper. which is a v good thing for everyone obvi, so idk, that’s about it for me ^_^

    gosh the slaves, i’m so fond of them. this month is banger after banger, hope they all get whatever they really want out of whomever. CUMPDUMPsmth’s polycule (?) sounds v hopeful and generative and drone guy writes so adorably i honestly can’t even. also lol, ‘there’s a hole in the world, seems like we ought to have known’, the Deeper Well etc. think we’ve seen the dancer before! and i misread a reviewer and gathered he’s into ‘wiping ass to shreds’ which is lowkey better than the actual. but my one thing here is if someone were *tortured without limits* they wouldn’t be capable of conveying their need for slaughter? not conventionally at least, maybe smth out of Johnny Got His Gun, idk.

    told my brain to fuck off for you and it was all ‘but i’m you, daft cow!’ hopefully it listens tho. =)

    oh! i read your and Zac’s interview and i’ve got opinions bc i think the tension between cruelty and tenderness is pretty relevant in your stuff. what’s w that, friend. i’m ready to stand by my point lol.

    ugh out of screen time tho and my head is doing idk rhythmic noise for the deaf so i gotta scarper (for) now.

    but love ya!

    P.S. i’m suddenly so shit-scared of my book lol. i feel better by doing, but now that i’m out for the count for a minute it’s like this massive bummer, v humbling fr

  18. rewritedept

    d-

    i miss you. life is hectic and mostly awful but i’m hanging in there. went to see mclusky last night. that was great. my cat missed me very much. i’m thinking she’s the only one who cares, but also i’m coming down from some doses and really having a time of things. been reading a lot. listening to loads of music. you know, the fucking usual. facebook gave me the boot and will probably not let me back so if you feel you need an update on my world beyond the rare times i pop in here (which i’m trying to be less sporadic about but i’m so unmotivated w/r/t everything lately) i guess follow my instagram. it’s @kitty_cats_and_schadenfreude (it took me all of 40 years to be comfy with people seeing my body and so now whenever i post a selfie, it’s pretty even odds that i’m in my undies or shirtless, but mostly i just post memes and a running tally of things i’m reading). i turned 40 a couple weeks ago, that’s… ugh. i hate getting old. i sometimes think i really fucked up when i moved back to reno. i kinda probably just need to get laid but there’s just no one who interests me (well, maybe someone but he’s a long ways away and i blew my chance with him ages ago anyway). so i bury myself in the same old porno clips and distract myself with new music and… fuck it, you don’t wanna hear this stuff.

    how’s tricks? is room temp getting a physical release soon or can i bring it out to reno some time? because i need to see it.

    i’m gonna try to get some sleep, i have a long shitty day at my job that i hate looming over me tomorrow. i hope this catches you before the new day goes live. love you. talk soon.

    -c.

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