The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“His favorite thing is kickin back on a bed in dark room with a guy wearing a Michael Myers mask who reaches inside his jock strap and examines his testicles. See my twitter if you don’t believe me.”

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Gunaddict, 22
I am looking for a killer who snuffs me by headshot. Dream is to be raped at gunpoint several times and then get my final fuck. When you unload in my ass, you pull the trigger while the barrel is deep in my mouth.
I prefer big caliber revolvers with short barrel such as Taurus 444 or S&W 627.

Comments

Anonymous – Oct 26, 2023
I don’t give a shit who I killed.

MeaCulpa11 – Oct 25, 2023
According to PornStarDataBase the man who performed in porn under the name Charlie Durn died in June 2022 at age 26 in a house fire in Minneapolis.

Anonymous – Oct 24, 2023
He let me finish him off in a very relaxed manner, with an arrogant smile on his lips.

CocktopusXXL – Oct 22, 2023
Jay Bullocks, also known as Charlie Durn, former OF porn actor (Slamrush, SketchySex, etc), mostly top, also went by Seth Bogart in scat porn (Dirtyshack, ScatKings), only top.

Gunaddict (Owner) – Oct 21, 2023
Nervousness sucks but you gotta get over it at some point.

Anonymous – Oct 21, 2023
One time about 6 years ago your motorcycle broke down on the highway. I stopped and said I’d give you a lift to the repair shop but I just drove off the road and raped you. Always wanted to get that off my chest.

Gunaddict (Owner) – Oct 20, 2023
Ok deal.

doctor – Oct 20, 2023
Only if we snuff each other- simultaneous bullets in the temples.

 

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Daddy’s_brave_boy, 19
Looking for a sm enthusiast willing to construct a slave farm in eastern Russia.

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Petr1968 – Oct 13, 2023
My name is Peter. I will be glad to talk to you.



 

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Yourfutureslut, 22
Who are you?
I’m a neurodivergent guy who spent his teens being embarrassed about his sexuality, now I’m 22 and I feel like I have so much things I want to experience. I am 90% bottom but since I’m very masculine, I always attracted more Bottom than tops.

What are you into?
My first and only fetish is American football uniforms. I also recently developed a kink for Michael myers and I love if someone would dress as him.

Can you accomodate?
I have few football uniforms and I know how to sewing, I’m actually a tailor.

Are you in a relationship?
I’m into a relationship for the past 2 years, unfortunately he is younger than me, really conservative towards sex and mostly bottom so sexually we don’t really match hence why I’m here.

What gear do you have?
I do have a lot of football gear. I have two masks of Michael myers and two clothing that goes with it.

Comments

bradcoxxx – Oct 8, 2023
His favorite thing is kickin back on a bed in dark room with a guy wearing a Michael Myers mask who reaches inside his jock strap and examines his testicles.
See my twitter if you don’t believe me.



 

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dontaskwho, 20
I’m an Israeli piggy looking to atone for its disgusting country. it’s had enough of it life now. If that means become a punch bag for it owner so be it…. if that means becoming a sack of meat to be thrown and beaten then so be it.

There is a way to make me smell better hahaha. Make me eat shit! Hahaha

It’s just had enough… first superior owner to claim it can keep it. it will sign anything and will agree to no release forever.

Come sit on my stupid face.

Comments

BuckledUp – Oct 19, 2023
In lieu of a messy paragraph, he’s just your usual fairly cute, sort of hot maso twink hoping to ride his country’s coattails.

hornyasf – Oct 16, 2023
I dated him for a while and I could go on all day about how great it was to rape and abuse him. His idea of kissing is to be grabbed by the neck, slapped and punched in the face and strangled. Let’s just say we used to make out a lot.


 

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impatient, 19
Essentially looking to be a patient for dental procedures. The more serious the procedure the better. Happy to add in anal, etc and be flexible. Profile pic is of me (having the best day ever!)

Comments

impatient (Owner) – Oct 2, 2023
My ideal scenario is being naked and numb mouthed in the dentists chair, surrounded by a team of oral surgeons.



 

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letmesee, 23
I’m looking for someone that can use a sleeperhold on me, really slow and drawn out.

Comments

SubversiveMan – Oct 23, 2023
He is a very friendly dude all things considered.

letmesee (Owner) – Oct 17, 2023
Only men that can be man enough to not to do the Tina Turner Burner! If you are rolling on the River please roll past my profile!! I am no proud MARY!!

Stifle – Oct 10, 2023
I’ve strangled this dude many times and I still get the butterflies! I am nervous before each and every meet up yet I’m still addicted to watching the light go out of his eyes and the fear of it not coming back.


 

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LuckyBlondie, 20
1. Thank you very much for fucking my ass and my throat with your big hard beautiful cock.
2. I am a sweet Portuguese boy of mouthwatering prettiness but when I am high I think about big dicks and rough sex all the time. When I am not high, I am normal.
3. And when I am trashed, real men can treat me like chem trash.
4. Some fuckers of them like to beat and slap me because it makes sex more fun.
5. Some fuckers like to rape me and see how I scream.
6. Some fuckers like to fuck my throat and see me cry and vomit.
7. More than one fucker told me he wished he had the jaws of a lion so he could sink his teeth in me, rip away my flesh, chew and swallow until I was just a bloody skeleton on his floor.
8. Some men just want to watch long lines of other men fuck me in sex clubs.
9. Some men will never touch me and will never look at me because I am so disgusting. But some of them will piss on me in the toilet.
10. I am sorry for talking too much. This will not happen again. I understand that that a chem trash faggot must always focus on the cock.
11. I am sorry for not being completely fucked up on chems as you like. But I want to tell you I can be more slutty when I am properly medicated. I understand that fuckers want to fuck their fagots silly and that it is fun to fuck and play with a trash dirty fucked faggot who is well drugged.
12. I am sorry for moaning like a woman. This will never happen again. I will always be a faggot, not a bitch woman.
13. May I make one suggestion? I like to be tied up.
14. May I have a second and last suggestion? When you fuck my face, I beg you to put something in my ass (dildo, plug, anal stretcher, beer bottle, fruit, vegetable, sausage, dick, two dicks, a fist or two)
19. Thank you again for taking care of my holes. Let’s say you have total rights to use, share and control my asshole and my mouth/throat hole for the whole time of our meeting.

Comments

PseudoComplex – Oct 11, 2023
Film this ass.

TwinkSeekingMissle – Oct 9, 2023
You used to be my slave and I would like to go back into it.




 

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NeedAPurpose, 23
Need someone to give me a purpose. I’m a guy in Belarus with nothing going for himself. Need a purpose by the end of the year no later than that deadline.

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NeedAPurpose (Owner) – Oct 15, 2023
If you see me naked, probably you will say: What the heck happened with this guy’s penis. Well long story shorter, I was born with a rare birth defect called Epispadiasis. It occurs in around 1 in 120,000 in male population. This malformation causes a wrong placed urethra ending on the upper half on the penis. On its own it wouldn’t make a penis this deformed, but when I was 3 there was an attempt to fix this problem. You can see the result. Even though I have social security and my mother gave all of her money to the professor, he didn’t finish the job… To be honest after the operation he literally excluded us, leaving me with a screwed up tool. The following years it was really hard to accept that I’m not normal, and I hid it until now. Because of this, I haven’t had the courage to approach a girl with relationship intentions. On this day I still have questions that’s needed to be answered. Can I have a child? Will someone accept me ever? Can it be really fixed? And the surprise is that with the modern cutting-edge technologies it COULD BE FIXED. Just not in my home country… So right now I’m waiting for a miracle, to find a special team to help me. Hell I even considered penis transplantation, but that again it is only available in the USA… Hint hint.

MrB1G – Oct 14, 2023
He’s not an expert. Behaves awkwardly.



 

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sexyhole4you, 23
Argentinian 100% horny boy looking for a Master who helps me to understand the world better. I used to be a top, so my dick usually pokes first. But I want to get rid of that so I can use my holes. Moreover, I’m very verbal.

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Highvoltage – Oct 18, 2023
I’m a well educated, intellectual, upper crust type who was looking to fuck the living hell out of someone that was the opposite of myself and he was perfect.

InSomnia – Oct 12, 2023
Cons: He’s pretty straight acting, not much of a fem personality. He doesn’t moan like a fem in bed. He has to be forced and he fights back.
Pros: He really enjoys race play. He sweats profusely (no lube needed). Spitting, choking, piss and sitting on his face if you don’t mind a battle.

sexyhole4you (Owner) – Oct 10, 2023
Married. She knows, but she doesn’t want to meet you.


 

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Wantitbaaad, 22
Looking for a dominant top to rip me open and fill me with what you please even though I have zero experience. Want to have my pussy permanently ruined to where any time I so much as sneeze or fart I will always end up prolapsing.

Comments

Wantitbaaad (Owner) – Oct 16, 2023
Update: I can take 4” past the wrist so far.

Wantitbaaad (Owner) – Oct 7, 2023
I am not very smart about intuiting the feelings of others, so when you’re ready just say “go clean your hole.”


 

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TirePlayNJ, 18
I love the feeling of car tires rolling over my feet! I’ve only had the opportunity to do this once and it was amazing. The sensation of the heavy car/truck on my feet is so satisfying and makes me so hard! Afterward, I love sucking the driver’s dick.

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lukeskywaler – Oct 18, 2023
He makes the best mmmphhh mmm noises.

CrazyMateo – Oct 15, 2023
He is the world champion of the best blowjob without having fun.


 

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deathboy, 23
100% real death boy looking to be asphyxiated to death.

Comments

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 16, 2023
Waiting

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 11, 2023
Not dead yet

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 9, 2023
Strangled, hanged, garrotted, drowned, bagged …

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 7, 2023
I like men who are married and not sane

deathboy (Owner) – Oct 5, 2023
Chances are you’re either completely turned off by my headline and just looking out of intrigue (if so move along) OR you’re totally turned on, in this case please keep reading!!

I’m fairly new to asphyxiation snuff as a fetish, been dabbling in and out of it with my own for the past couple years but think I’m now ready to take the last step 🤞

Getting snuffed isn’t all I’m into, I’m also a nasty twink whore.



 

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Youngbutt_larry, 19
Keep telling myself I’m done with hypno and brainwash and getting my mind fucked with by men who are looking for some ass but keep coming back to it. Do your worst men. Love it all.

Comments

Youngbutt_larry (Owner) – Oct 4, 2023
I also adore my cats and if you friend me on social media you will see endless pictures of them.

Youngbutt_larry (Owner) – Oct 4, 2023
I have season tickets to the Lions games I can’t use now if someone want to go to the game.

Youngbutt_larry (Owner) – Oct 4, 2023
I should tell you that I just recently broke both of my legs in a freak skateboarding accident, I have full casts on both legs and can’t do shit basically. I’m hoping that this will not deter you because after all my asshole’s fine and should more than make up for the fact that my legs don’t work right now.



 

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ourdadwouldntapprove, 18
My younger brother someone who, quite simply, is in overdue need of, and really only suitable for, a whipping that will serve as an attitude correction for personal reasons I can disclose as we meet.

Since this is intended as punishment I don’t expect to dictate terms but so we’re on the same page I’ll say I envision a stinger type cable whip or similar device being involved and either a place where there is no one else around to hear or where there are other means of mitigating the sound that will invariably accompany a properly administered session of this kind.

I expect it to be most likely that my brother’s ass will be the whipping target for all or a large part of the session but again that’s all up to you. If you feel we are on the same page and you can meet this need on a one time or ongoing basis, I’d like to hear back from you (though maybe my brother’s ass and surrounding areas won’t necessarily feel the same way).

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boysDoCry – Oct 21, 2023
Not very wordy verbal but definitely vocalizes his displeasure.

grrrr_67 – Oct 17, 2023
The older brother is very repressed gay.
The younger brother however is not.

ourdadwouldntapprove (Owner) – Oct 12, 2023
I do not jo or cum while you’re whipping him for my own mental health, except once but that was an accident.

 

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CuttingBoard, 19
Bored of casual life. I tried a lot of things in my life, and i only feel myself good, when i cut myself, or when im used as a cutting board for others pleasure.
I have a good life, i have a good job, i own car, i have family and friends, but still i feel like im living someone else life, not mine. Nothings make me happy. I had some boyfriend, but somehow they didn’t make me happy. I got too much attention thats annoyed me.

So i decide, i would like to become a full time cutting board. To be cut as much as i can handle, and pushing that limit. Cut for any pleasure and bandaged after and keep going…. I dont give a fuck about my life. I think i will never be happy, and to be honest, i dont want.

Comments

karlthompson – Oct 13, 2023
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to carve my initials into one of you cutter guys, and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.

CuttingBoard (Owner) – Oct 12, 2023
No that is not what I am looking for.

Huffko – Oct 12, 2023
What about a gun to your head while I cut you for weeks, then I will shoot you after there is nothing left but a mangled body and your soul has given up any hope.

CuttingBoard (Owner) – Oct 12, 2023
I don’t want no problem or trouble so kindly don’t stress me, thank you.



 

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PrettyTwink, 19
I’m PrettyTwink because of course the name matches me, if you want to unlock your fantasy to the highest level with a top tier fem Twink then I am your one!

I like to be spoilt well as I’m sure you haven’t seen a Twink as pretty as me, I only submit to generous men who know and appreciate my worth!

Although I am open to one time meets, I am also seeking a providing Master that can look after me while I swallow him with my ass so ask me if your interested.

Comments

spunkjunkie – Oct 14, 2023
what you got you got to get it put it in him

PrettyTwink (Owner) – Oct 10, 2023
Other interests include photography (took my own pics).

hydroflask – Oct 9, 2023
Keep yourself as horny as possible. After you cum, he becomes boring.

partyboi – Oct 5, 2023
He is the reason sex exists, the best sex you can have, period. I begged him to meet, no shame I’d do it again. He is choosey, doesn’t meet everyone. And you can see why— Look at his face, it is even more astounding in person.



 

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EvilSought, 24
24, bi, bottom submissive pain pig and cock whore
i can take violent beatings and hyper brutal rapes
very experienced with nasty sick perverted shit
experienced in being left unable to move and very bloodied
i will do anything to maximize your pleasure
giving you intense orgasms is all that matters in my life

Comments

itwasapleasure – Oct 18, 2023
Loved to see that delightful look in his eyes while I made him suffer.

EvilSought (Owner) – Oct 16, 2023
guys still say my hole’s got a grip and it’s nice to hear that

gearvent – Oct 16, 2023
I’ve always been straight. Only time I’ve hit the line was on clouds. Curiously wondering if you’d be up for a night of heavy smoking to see if you could push the dial. I’m 39 yrs old (ok I’m 45 but I look younger like I’m 39).



 

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DoMeBad, 18
My name says it all really.

I’m looking for people to attack me mercilessly with real brutality!!!

Proper MASO boy here!

No guts means fuck off!

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TextMe – Oct 21, 2023
This is my slave from now and I will do everything to you. Everything I promise, you will do, you bitch pig.

Squall764 – Oct 15, 2023
I slapped his face and spit on him while he sucked me. I pulled the belt out his jeans and whipped him scarlet. I pissed on his body. I gave him a cold shower and knocked him around. Then I laid him on the floor shivering sore and bruised all over and fucked him. No complaints.

Wishesforu – Oct 3, 2023
I drove to his place, he gladly handed me his keys, wallet and cell phone and hopped in my trunk. He’s in there now, I’m driving home and writing this on my phone. I really want to rape him but I know it’ll be tough to pull off. How can you rape the willing, right? Well I have some ideas.


 

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mousemickey, 18
i’m a NEETpilled schizoposting obsessive compulsive teen suffering from hikikomori condition. i recently watched a movie where a guy my age was kidnapped and raped by some psycho. it brought out a side of me that was incomprehensible so that’s what i’m currently fixating on.

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mousemickey (Owner) – Oct 5, 2023
I will not shave my asscrack hair, there’s hardly any there but it’s my favorite part of me. Planning to do No Shave November.

mousemickey (Owner) – Oct 2, 2023
I constantly wish I could lick my homophobic father’s ass, even though he hates me.

 

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Slvfriend4master, 22
I have a very slave like friend up for grabs. I want to give him the life he deserves (without him knowing)
He’s in Dresden right now but he travels a lot so where and when to take him will depend on how we play this out…
I want him to be taken and enslaved forever. He needs this life.

– No limits
– easily mouldable mind
– 100% control for you
– he loves being forced to do things
– his body’s great to look at (can send pics)
– kidnap, rape, toilet, sense deprivation, collar & lead, complete new life, easily cut ties with his current life, PNP, sub, permanent bondage

He is very easy to manipulate and control and has an uncomplicated addictive mind, he likes to make people happy so why not put him to the test, see how willing he is?

I’ve had many conversations with him and have been good friends for many years, I know him better than he knows himself hence why I’m doing this for him, because he never would himself. I know everything about him so any questions, just ask.

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Masterjacket – Oct 9, 2023
I’ve been writing a poem about him for years.

soccerisfun – Oct 9, 2023
His hair is giving 2000 boy band.

cornchip – Oct 9, 2023
He is very high stock property worth your valuable time.


 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Oh, yeah, ‘I Married a Witch’ is a blast. Everyone, Courtesy of Mr. Ehrenstein and apropos yesterday, ‘I Married a Witch’. ** Damien Ark, Hey, Vegetarian since I was 15. Great Falls, Montana has a very eerie ring to it, for sure. Hunker down. ** Jack Skelley, Jackfruit! Happy Halloween itself, not that you’d know it in these overly sober parts in which I am ensconced. Oh, Derek interviewed Zac and me about ‘Room Temperature’ for King Kong Magazine, and that’s largely what we talk about. I think it’s a fun conversation, as far as I can tell. You have your trick-or-treater candy handy? ** Dominik, Hi!!! It’s just Salon du Chocolat. They don’t do ‘the’ here. It was big fun. I managed to reign myself in pretty well. Here’s my loot. They’re all pretty amazing, but the kind of cicada-looking ones in the long box are especially insanely good. I’ve never watched ‘Dragula’, but the name certainly presses Halloween-y buttons. Enjoy. Oh, wait, enjoy without Anita, I guess. Sad. It looks like I’ll just be home alone having Zoom meetings about fundraising for our film, so you might win the best Halloween contest between the two of us even so. I’ll take that wallpaper greedily, thank you and love. Love’s body’s great to look at (can send pics), G. ** Mark, Hi. Oh, your friend’s ‘Witch House’ was actually included in the post, and, yeah, it looks cool. Big up re: Nick Cave’s ability to wow you. xo. ** MIKA, Hi, MIKA. Welcome! Yes, sorry, I must have posted before I saw your comment yesterday. I would love to see that pic of you two in hyena fursuits if you ever take it. Is it possible to see your writing somewhere? I’d be very interested to discover your work. Thank you again, and happiest Halloween! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. A week in bed, ugh, but, yeah, no chances should be taken. You’re boostered up, right? But I guess you should still stay clear? ** Audrey, Hi, Audrey. Definitely on the divergence. When people want to adapt my stuff, I always urge them to distort what I did to suit their talent and ideas, whatever it takes. The best thing about Xmas in Paris is that there’s this annual tradition where all the patisseries and fancy hotels compete to make the most amazing and imaginative Xmas cake or Buche de Noel as it’s called. They can be really incredible and fun. I always do a Paris Buche de Noel beauty pageant post here pre-Xmas, and if you’re around, you can see. Oh, yes, I like Obayashi’s films a lot. D.l. Steve Erickson made a blog post about his films here last year, if you’re interested. It’s here. I will enjoy my chocolate, or, well, already am. There’s link to my loot up in my comment to Dominik. What was your marathon candy? Yum. Happy a great Halloween, my friend. Love, Dennis. ** SP, Hi, SP. Good to meet you! Oh, uh, interesting. When I was in high school, I wrote for a local newspaper, mostly record reviews and things about music. That helped a little. Mostly by writing, I guess. Journalism stuff. I was ‘lucky’ because my parents were horrible to me when I was a kid and they, especially my recovered alcoholic mom, would bail me out most of the time when I was broke because she felt bad about the childhood stuff. That was mostly how I got by, I guess. I’ve managed to never have a regular 9-to-5 job, but it wasn’t easy. Worst job … oh, wait, I worked at a Renaissance Faire when I was 18. Do you know what that is? People dress up in fake-medieval clothes and walk around in this fake-medieval village pretend they’re in those days. I was paid to be there and dress like that and talk like a fake-medieval person — ‘Forsooth, m’lady’, and shit like that — and pick up trash. That was awful. That was a nightmare. Why do you ask? Are you trying to get by while making your art? Thanks for asking and for being here. ** Gee, Hi. Well, we’ll see. I hate photos of myself, so I probably won’t look. I’m not sure when it’s coming out, in the next couple of weeks? SdC was yum. See my loot in the comment to Dominik. Happy Hallo-meow-een! ** Bill, Thanks, B. Ooh, nice, the Bava w/ live sound. And tonight on the big night? ** Corey Heiferman, Hey, Corey! Well, you definitely get a treat. Man, obviously been thinking about you a lot and hoping you’re doing okay in the middle of all of that. Holy shit! ‘Self-righteous absolutist groupthink’: dude, that’s the enemy right there in a three word nutshell. Stay you. Ultra-important. My chocolate loot is visible if you click the link in the comment I made to Dominik. See what you think. Details if you like. Is there any kind of Halloween going on or possible for you this evening? Not for me, but I’ll tough it out. Take care, buddy. ** Okay, The slaves and I wish a very, very Happy Halloween! See you afterwards aka tomorrow.

16 Comments

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Happy Halloween, Dennis! As happy as the circumstances allow, okay, but.

    Ah, fuck, your Salon du Chocolat loot looks DELICIOUS! And it’s a small added pleasure that the cicada-looking ones are the best because those are exactly the ones I wanted to ask you about! (Also, respect for not buying absolutely everything! It must’ve been hard.)

    “Dragula” is a horror-themed drag show (which, I guess, comes as little to no surprise based on the name). It’s designed after “Drag Race” but is so, so much better and more authentic. I’ll wait for Anita, so I won’t watch it tonight either, but still… fundraising Zoom meetings… I’m so sorry…

    Alright, love, I’m ready for those pics! Love only craving men that can be man enough to not to do the Tina Turner Burner, Od.

  2. SP

    Hi Dennis, Good to meet you too. Yeah I’m trying to get by while I make my art… right now I work in an Italian furniture store on Madison Avenue and I wrote that comment while at work, my boss is psycho… it’s insane lol. I also work as a typist for a dyslexic author who’s written two books “about the workplace.” And I work at a design firm that makes cool art books… that’s actually a great job but pays nothing, naturally. Thanks for your anecdote about the Ren faire. I went to one in East Texas when I was a kid, they are creepy. I just remember everyone had a turkey leg in their hand like at all times. Thanks for everything.

  3. John Newton

    Hi Dennis,
    Happy Halloween!

    Your chocolates look delicious! I took an entomology class in college and the professor gave us chocolate covered ants, and some figs from I think Turkey that wasps go into and aren’t removed at all when they are dried, and had the class eat them.

    Everything is fine here. My cat was not feeling well in mid October and kept throwing up a lot for an entire day, so I took him to an emergency vet and he was dehydrated and had an upset stomach and was otherwise healthy. He is back to normal now and feeling better.

    I will spend Halloween avoiding the cold weather here in Eastern Pennsylvania, handing out candy to anyone who visits, lots of Hershey’s chocolates and kit-kats, and reading some horror novels or horror fiction, or watch a horror film. I haven’t decided which novels to read. I might just read some Poe and Lovecraft as they were the first I ever read. When I was 4 or 5 my parents bought me some collection of Classic literature novels for Christmas and there was an anthology of Poe’s horror stories that I read. It wasn’t scary but it was life changing and showed me what horror literature is, how it is sort of experimental, and how it can be imaginative and not always logical.

    What was the first horror film you saw that scared you or made an impression on you? For me it is going to be typical but it was Psycho, night of the living dead, Friday the 13th part 2, and a nightmare on Elm street 3. We watched the exorcist as well, but I am not Roman Catholic so I didn’t really understand everything about the priests, possession, etc. I watched them at my friend’s birthday party he had one year I think we were 8 or 9? I remember the nightmare on Elm street film being a lot more gorey and bloody in my memory of the past than it really actually was when I watched it again as an adult.

    Good luck getting funding for your film.

    John

  4. _Black_Acrylic

    Happy Halloween Dennis! Hope all the slaves have a good one too.

    Spoke to Mum earlier and she is feeling a little better. Wants to have 2 negative Covid tests before she comes round to see me again. Which is 100% fine by me.

  5. Steve Erickson

    I picture the Ren Faire playing Comus as you enter, but probably none in existence have ever done that.

    A friend’s son went to school in his Halloween costume, a couch, today. I’m waiting for the pictures.

    Yesterday’s visit to the doctor was long, frustrating and did not really sort anything out. I feel much better today, but it’s likely that I’ll have to pay for an MRI out of pocket early next year to find out at last whether there’s anything physically wrong with me.

    Just underneath gunaddict’s post, the football fetish seems so innocent.

  6. politekid

    happy halloween dc!! here are some highlights from my end:
    a neighbour two doors down from me has a pumpkin with a crucifix and what look like church doors and windows carved into it
    a pumpkin with real teeth glued into the mouth
    a pumpkin which is just a big hole
    a pumpkin with a strobe light instead of a candle
    two life-size animatronic skeleton banjo players on a porch, yeehawing and playing Hall of the Mountain King and William Tell Overture
    a house lit up entirely in neon green
    a pumpkin with just “happy halloween” sharpied on the front
    two classic bedsheet ghosts stumbling down the road
    a gigantic picture of Audrey Hepburn in the upper window of a house, which I think was unrelated to halloween
    a lifesize skeleton crawling out of a box hedge
    and a strong smell of sewage at the top of the road
    the moon was also very big and spooky. the only thing weirdly missing were groups of bored teenagers hanging around. i’m sorry to read that your halloween is mostly zoom meetings. i hope you get a break to do something a little seasonal. you may not have a fun halloween but zoom meetings sound like the scariest to me.

  7. MIKA

    Hey Dennis. When Damien and I ever get that picture I’ll make sure to show it. I published a collection called ‘NO TIGER’ through Apocalypse Party. I’ll leave you a couple links to my work, including something more recent if you’d like to see. I don’t publish very often. The interest is exciting and I appreciate your openness. Happy Halloween to you too ^_^!

    https://www.apocalypse-party.com/notiger.html
    https://flakwolves.su/NoTigerbyMIKA.pdf
    https://andataexpress.neocities.org/bloodied-moon

    many thanks,
    MIKA

  8. Marc Vallée

    Hello Dennis, This feels like the right post to tell you about this! I’ve got a book launch in Paris next week for my 90s youth culture books and it would be lovely if you could make it along. Plus anyone else here who is based in Paris would be most welcome!

    18:00 – 20:00, Friday 10 November 2023
    Librairie Sans Titre,
    2 Rue Auguste Barbier,
    75011 Paris.

    https://marcvallee.co.uk/90s-Archive-Paris-Launch

    Marc x

  9. alex

    Happy Halloween Dennis!

    Sorry I’ve been away for a little bit, my fall has been pretty hectic. Initially my cannabis harvest was going swimmingly until the spider mites I thought I had successfully gotten rid of earlier in the season (with the help of predatory ladybugs) decided to flee the drying bud en masse after I brought it inside. Cue hordes of mites the size of pinheads crawling across my desk and computer in search of new plants to suck dry. In the end I had to toss almost everything but luckily I was able to salvage some flower from another plant so it’s not a total loss.

    Otherwise I’ve just been chugging along with work and editing the prose poem in short bursts. Been lurking in the background here too of course, took some recent recs of yours for my Halloween viewing – Fulci’s The Beyond and Ken Russell’s The Devils. I think I liked The Devils more as a whole but the gore in The Beyond was gorgeous. Tonight I’m heading with my partners to the village to check out the crowd and costumes despite the near freezing temp. How did you end up spending your Halloween?

    I also finished reading God Jr. today, which was the last of your books I had left to read (my inner completionist rejoices while the lover of novelty in me grieves). I’m gonna have to sit with it for a bit, it’s very dense, and the final third really twisted me up. Forgive me since I’m not a gamer, but did you have a specific video game in mind when writing that part? Or was it your own creation? It was incredibly vivid and removed at the same time, made me feel like I was floating.

    I hope your film fundraising proves extremely generous! I’ve got all my fingers crossed.

    alex

  10. Darbivelociraptor 🦖 ( not a raptor)

    BOOO !!
    Please tell me I scared you that time, so much so, you probably fell out of your seat or something?
    I went to hang out with friends dressed like a clown cat because it was kind of last minute.
    When I upload the photos somewhere I can send you the link and you can see me with red hair instead of my usual black!!

    Hey!! Wish me luck for tomorrow, please, because I take the computer driver test and I can get my license and drive if I succeed!! Its kind of foreboding. What was it like for you?
    I have a fear if I get my license I will probably Anne Heche myself or something. I like to skate and walk places.

    I am really fascinated by car chases. In my book near the end I’m thinking the kid is going to get into a chaos-induced high speed chase where he probably tries to die but fails.
    There was this Californian guy in the 90s who shot himself on a bridge after a car chase as a protest against the health system. He had HIV I think. Its really fascinating. You probably know it.
    https://lostmediawiki.com/Daniel_V._Jones_(lost_final_videotape_of_Los_Angeles_suicide_victim;_1998)
    That’s the guy I think. I think there’s a very interesting target for broadcasted suicides. I think people like when politicians kill themselves but idk I don’t really think its something you should wish on anyone. But maybe that sounds really dumb

    Hey how are you? What’s happening? I don’t know, uh, sorry I’m boring atm, what’s your opinion on Marylin Manson? I don’t really like his music, all except for Tourniquet which is good because he doesn’t act like a edgelord god but rather a victim of some sort of emotional leech using him like a manipulative lover.
    I took my “legalized meth” so sorry if I sound really rigid.

    • Darbivelociraptor 🦖 ( not a raptor)

      I feel all the other people here sound a lot smarter than me whenever I scan through. so I’m also very sorry if the way I write is hard to keep up. I don’t always sound weird.

  11. malcolm

    hey dennis – happy halloween! celebrated by watching rocky horror in my friends basement for the 3rd year in a row. dressed as cecil b demented, here’s some okayish pictures: https://www.tumblr.com/june16th1994/732749254037258240 – happy november!

  12. Bill

    Slaves on Halloween are the best. Hope you’re having a good one, Dennis.

    When I was having dinner with Christian, there was an earthquake. Perfect.

    Bill

  13. Audrey

    Hi Dennis,

    Currently taking a pause in my movie marathon to comment here. Happy Halloween! Some strangely moving stuff in this post. I guess my loneliness isn’t as bad as I thought haha. Has anyone adapted your work besides Todd Verow? That’s the only film I’ve heard about, though still haven’t seen. A friend of a friend interviewed him which I still need to listend to. I can’t wait to see the Buche de Noel post! It sounds super cool. I’ll have to read that Obayashi post when I get the chance. I haven’t seen many of his films but I loved everything so far. Speaking of which, I really enjoyed seeing House in theaters. There were a few laughs in places I found moving which is always a little awkward, but oh well. It looked gorgeous on film. None of my candy was as fancy as your haul haha, I just got some twizzlers and recees peanut butter cups. Hope you’re doing well

    Love,
    Audrey

  14. Corey Heiferman

    If only Renaissance Dennis had a slave profile! Of the actual slaves on offer I’d go for the self-hating Israeli and randomly start speaking Hebrew at some point in the session.

    After the war started I finally got the guts to join the local gay men’s BDSM club. It’s basically a tribe and I’m integrating well. So far it’s been just bar meetups in street clothes, no play parties because of the war. I’m also looking around for a more general queer BDSM group because in my heart I’m a lesbian.

  15. Corey Heiferman

    And btw even in normal times there’s barely any Halloween in Tel Aviv. The only party I knew of was at a geeky dive bar last night and I didn’t go. Does the avocado-shaped chocolate taste like avocado?

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