The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“Surely I was the easiest 300€ he’s ever earned.”

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Fuck-my-perfect-ass, 22
Berlin

I’m a Portuguese boy from Paris, living in Berlin.
Pretty twink who likes to get his ass worked over.
I have a SLING in my apartment.
ASS ALWAYS PERFECTLY CLEAN, SMOOTH AND HOT.

Guestbook of Fuck-my-perfect-ass

Coyote – Sept 14, 2026
Easily in my top three all-time asses, and I’ve had thousands.

Ilovenakedboys – Sept 1, 2026
His hole is so thoroughly cleaned out I would let my children eat from it.

dad-4-son-4-fun – Sept 9, 2026
I’d just like to get a word in edgewise to say God really cares about this boy with a beautiful butt.

Feedingyourgreed – Sept 8, 2026
Astounding deep, hot, sublime pussy ass. Fuck this cunty baby face.

Strongerdick – Sept 6, 2026
The only thing I am sorry for him is that he can’t fuck his own ass because it is just heavenly inside and out.

Suppository – Sept 2, 2026
I rarely get to see such a beautiful, petite, perfectly organised and fucky ass.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages Portuguese, French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft SM
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 750€

 

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JavierCosta, 21
Vienna

I know how to create an atmosphere where you feel respected, relaxed, and fully seen.

Guestbook of JavierCosta

JavierCosta (Owner) – Sept 10, 2026
Have any of you other escorts figured out where all the vids guys shoot while they’re railing you are going? It’s weird to be told you are a porn star, but have no clue where… Do your clients ever tell you? Mine don’t.

EnthuiasticParticipant – Sept 10, 2026
Took this vivacious porn star out to dinner. Indiscreetly set one of those little Victoria’s Secret bags between us on the table containing the girls panties I’d chosen and bought for him. On my instruction he got up and openly carried it by the handles to the Men’s restroom where he stripped down in a stall and donned those panties. He replaced the bag on the table, stuffed with his Calvins, which I later sold to a friend who’s a fellow fan for 80 Euros.

omnipresent – Sept 8, 2026
god cloudyfunct i reallllly hope you hire him again 🤤 your review is a true literary masTerpiece 😈

CloudyfunCt – Sept 8, 2026
For the past year and a half my entire being has been consumed by the need to fuck the Spanish porn star Javier Costa until his cute, charming visage was just a slack, blanched surface leaking tears and snot and bile, and the room gradually filled with the scent of his gyrating, sweat glistened hips until at last his rosy penis slashed epileptically at the fulsome air and spat glob upon glob his precious alfredo sauce in my waiting mouth like sailor.

TwoKings – Sept 6, 2026
We’re hard to satisfy, and it took 7 hours, but he did.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting Passive/Active
S&M Soft SM
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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worriedteen, 21
London

I am not your enemy. I want to bring you joy and help you forget your worries.

Guestbook of worriedteen

PonyboyXL – Sept 11, 2026
The camera loves him, the naked eye not so much.

Gayalltheway – Sept 10, 2026
He doesn’t like Armani cologne… i found that out.

Smiley2026 – Sept 8, 2026
Before I met Ricky, i was quite sure i think i know already the best – it couldn’t be better ?!
But: The law of gravity is reversing!
NO – ALL REAL – INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE
He is indescribable
A virtuoso of his own kind – he gives you everything
Presupossed you give him lots of drugs, which he has more than earned.

worriedteen (Owner) – Sept 5, 2026
Hate is gay.

Footballpizza – Sept 5, 2026
Small and unattractive dick! Don’t be attracted by the pretty face, hygiene is 0 and has absolutely no sex skills can’t even get hard.

Jack-is-Back – Sept 1, 2026
This foxy dunce showed up out of his head on who knows what. He brought a backpack, out of which he pulled needles and vials of christknowswhat. Let him do his thing and ended up screwing him for 3 hours for free. So fucking happy.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Depends
Hourly £140
Overnight £800

 

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Themanwhowaited, 21
Antwerp

I am an aspiring filmmaker and i hope to use the money from escorting to finance my own film production studio. If you hire me, you will be able to compensate for the fact that you are contributing to such an exploitative situation by contributing to a new, generation defining artistic milleu.

Guestbook of Themanwhowaited

hipsterslut – Sept 13, 2026
With all my heart I wish you all the best for your future career.

SeaBuck – Sept 9, 2026
His high intellect reciprocates your inner disposition.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Languages English, French
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 380€
Overnight Rate 850€

 

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Hentai-love, 19
Ho Chi Minh City

Just find Bull to fuck me, no love
because my husband wanna it

Guestbook of Hentai-love

iwantdick – Sept 10, 2026
Loved getting out his little piece of boy meat and masturbating it while showing him videos of girls his age getting raped. Yippee.

Loan75 – Sept 7, 2026
Im currently with Minh, I had a very stressful night.. and meeting him was very much needed… his hubby offers great advice while hes getting fucked.

LedZeppelin – Sept 2, 2026
Listen bitch, if you charge 150€ the hour, why don’t you invest some of it in learning bloody English!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages Vietnamese
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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innocentboy, 20
Lippstadt

Blowjob €50, cum in your mouth 20+
Not out, and very discreet.

Guestbook of innocentboy

shadyshady – Sept 12, 2026
Tight lipped distracted straight post-teen guy, unfriendly from the waist up, but whose dick seems to have a mind of its own. Three big loads in my mouth, so so deep. First one 2 minutes after his arrival.

Melancholio – Sept 8, 2026
When you suck him, you can feel his heartbeat in his cock inside your throat.

grounded – Sept 5, 2026
I met this person and can confirm that my experience was positive. The profile matched what was presented, and the meeting went well.

dreamclasher – Sept 3, 2026
I hung around to consume the creamy just desserts of your temporary usefulness but my mouth inevitably rejected your lower class semen. You did expressively tell me in advance you came from a wealthy background. Liar. Sorry to say this.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Languages German, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TightCheeks, 20
Glasgow

come for my cock live for my ass

Guestbook of TightCheeks

MakeSexWithPassion – Sept 4, 2026
Surely I was the easiest 300€ he’s ever earned.

AlejandroRitual – Sept 1, 2026
Whoever coined the phrase (G.O.A.T.) greatest of all time was referring to this incomparable specimen of twink that I just had the privilege of spending an hour with later to be known as the best 60 minutes of my life. It took every emotional faculty I had to prevent myself from just biting that whopper of a cock clean off before I left. So I don’t know how many ways I can say that if he is in your vicinity RUN don’t WALK to go down on him.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XXL – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Kissing No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Johannnes, 24
Amsterdam

Highly toxic hole (866k) available for a recharge. Help a brother get over the 1M. Would absolutely love to get an AIDS load and fastforward to the ending credits.

Guestbook of Johannnes

Johannnes (Owner) – Sept 6, 2026
Realistically I know the best way is to take as many raw loads as I can from as many men as I can, regardless of who they are. But it’s kinda hard not to have a “dream gifter”—a man with a certain age, appearance, attitude, etc. who I’d want to be the one who finally knock me all the way up. Whenever I fantasize about getting pozzed I imagine an old (like 60-70+), wasted, veiny, evil fuck who gets off on dooming me and wouldn’t let me change my mind about it.

Johannnes (Owner) – Sept 5, 2026
No one really. It’s kind of complicated but fatigue is a big factor.

Robthejucyotter – Sept 5, 2026
Can I ask what inspired you to go on this death trip at such a young age?

ClaytonG – Sept 5, 2026
I’m about to embark on area of ‘social work’ and find your profile statement really very helpful and humanising.

NastyPigDad – Sept 3, 2026
nothing hotter than sharing my full blown AIDS juice..my slimy cock drippin AIDS pre just thinking about sticking it in your pighole and letting my BUGS go to work.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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the_nice_one, 18
Oklahoma City

Im looking for paid hookups in store bathrooms hmu

Guestbook of the_nice_one

Anonymous – Sept 11, 2026
My self married woman widow, thanks to those who helped my son out when I’m was in hospital, need to thanks them so here, hes open for u only for anything u cn offer him, only for those guys who support my kid without questioning.

OldButGold – Sept 9, 2026
I love this skinny bitch. His tasty, meaty fucking ass is freaking amazing.

the_nice_one (Owner) – Sept 4, 2026
I’ve never drank piss, I’ve been pissed on a few times but it does absolutely nothing for me. That said, I have no issues giving guys I’ve been fucked by a drink. All you have to do is ask for the contents of my bladder.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Some
Smoker Socially
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Ask
Kissing Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Gay_escort, 23
Madrid

There’s a great beauty in using my body for pleasure that I want to share.

I am the draft of a poem. I like being polished and completed. Sometimes I am also a good friend.

Guestbook of Gay_escort

LiamTopFuckerXXL – Sept 14, 2026
Never look his eyes … because you want to dive in them…. So blue car bean sea.

Letsgobaby – Sept 2, 2026
Sounds nice of him.

IncredibleTopCock – Sept 2, 2026
It’s been a while since I fucked a twink of such elevated calibre.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages Spanish, English, French
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 550€
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** James Bennett, Hey, James. Corey already made a suggestion, but it seems to me that you can hardly beat a white wall if you’ve got a spare one. ‘They Live’, yeah, it’s cool. ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper! One of the best ever pro wrestlers. Or most entertaining at least. I’m about to scout out the art gallery options, and I’ll let you know if things especially pop. This week … catch up, a friend’s book launch on Thursday, Zac’s, Michael Salerno’s, Ange Dargeant’s and my ‘Movie Club’ — meet up and watch a film — on Friday. On Saturday I’m going to take a special tour of the machines that wash the metro cars near Nation, and I’m strangely excited about that. Etc. Yours? I hope a new pad comes through or at least starts poking through. ** Carsten, Hope her films suit you. Interesting, another writer I know and like, Ira Rat, also had a thing of his on that episode. I need to beeline over there. The producer likes our deck, whew. I take the script as a literary form as seriously as I take the novel. At the same time I know it’s one of the main ingredients in a larger form that needs to be figured out and realised. I do think publishing the scripts on their own might be interesting to do at some point. I’m pretty happy with them. ** Sarah Palmer, Hi. Oh, you were at that festival in Nancy, nice. My publisher POL had a big presence there, I think. On the sculpture show, I’m try to think that if there’s a will, there’s a way. Of course I like your book-centric exhibit idea a lot. By chance would you ever have the opportunity to do curating of your own at the Centre? Thank you for the link to thesis. I’ll go look at it, yes! Apostrophes was great. It was/is famous even in the States. It was kind of a role model for the US’s greatest literary radio show, the much-missed Bookworm. Thank you too for your kind words. I will seek out every inducement to punkiness in the week ahead if you do as well. ** Douglas Payne, Hey, Douglas! It’s great to see you, man. I hope the sober living is giving everything you want from it. And I’m obviously glad you’re giving voice to your poetry out there. I sure hope we can meet in the flesh too ere too long, and I’m sure Thomas feels the same. Take good care, pal. ** jay, I resist going to the post office as much as it’s possible to do. Gotcha, iow. I hope everything you carried to yours is winging its way afar. As you probably know, Raoul Ruiz made a ton of films, and I’ve seen some. He’s great, yeah, but maybe little uneven, but great when he’s great. I can’t in fact guess which film of his you watched. If you tell me, I’m sure it’ll be one of those ‘if it’d been a snake, it would have bit me’ things, as my mom used to put it. I’m good. Lots of love back! ** _Black_Acrylic, Me too. Well, I guess obviously since I put that post out there. But, yeah, that was a rich time. ** Corey, Howdy, Corey! Envy on your micro-cinema. A few friends and I have a thing we call ‘Movie Club’ where we gather once in a while to watch films, but on a TV screen. In fact we had one yesterday and watched two episodes of this pretty obscure TV series that Godard made back in the ’80s called ‘A Tour of France by Two French Children’. It was crazy and amazing. You sound pretty productive in the best and most voluminous way to me. Luck with learning French from someone who has long since proven that I just cannot do it. I’m good, mostly working on film stuff as usual. I’m just as excited by everything new and less new that’s going on now as I have ever been, but I don’t know how typical I am. Take it as easily but propulsively as you can. ** Bill, I think SF Cinematheque showed Hirsch’s film not too long ago, although I could be wrong. I didn’t know that Zi’en Cui writes, how interesting. I’ll investigate. And I’ll check that review to see what Ka Hung is up to. And Zhenlong Yang, who I also don’t know and seemingly can actually read. Great! Thank you! I hope you guys like how your gig sounds, obviously and selfishly. Go SF experimental music scene! What a great sign. ** laura w., Oh, gosh, thanks. I’m always foraging in that realm. I never read contemporary horror or almost never. I’m afraid in theory of all the plot and stuff I assume they use. I do know the name Paul Tremblay. Oh, sorry, about the familial death. Maybe that will somehow make the whole more doable? I don’t know why I’m thinking that. Strange. ** Adem Berbic, Well, I guess you just have to make the oppressive dimension work for you and let the trudging against be part of your signature. You wouldn’t be the first. I’d love to have a coffee with Charlotte. Tell her to please hit me up when she’s coming over here. I think I laid out my week’s seeming skinny to James up above. What’s yours apart from the Lacanian? Or, well, that included? ** Steve, I suspect that most of the post-life deified artists would love it and immediately find a way to monetise it. If Bowie was a god, he wouldn’t have made merely solid work? ** HaRpEr //, I’m happy you tried Hirsch’s work and connected with it. Thank you. There was a Wojarowicz retrospective at the Whitney a few years ago, and everything they showed of his whether it was something he tossed off or something he worked hard on was homogenised into souvenirs of him or like his work was windows in a church or something. I thought it was gross. But if it led individuals to investigate his work on their own, I guess there was value. Dylan Thomas, excellent example. I never saw The Cockettes or The Angels of Light other than seeing some of them out and about. I did see Bambi Lake perform once. It was pretty great. How are the poems? ** Uday, Gotcha on the Charli recontextualisation thing. Legit. I’m not so into Water Parks or I mean involving myself in them. I like looking at them though. Antoine Monnier! October is the best month. I guess December is pretty okay too. ** Thom, Thanks, Thom. Re: Coil … wouldn’t shock me. I’m a million percent in favor of your dark ride mining music. And jonesing for the results. We’re getting a two-day-long return of summer at the moment, but surely a blip. Otherwise things look good. Don’t let your week lie fallow. ** Okay. Mid-month, escorts, blabla, enjoy. See you tomorrow.

1 Comment

  1. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Sorry for my absence over the past few days. My brain crapped out a bit. But I think I’m back to normal (at least my version of it) now.

    And I come bearing gifts—the 19th issue of SCAB!
    https://scabmag.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/scab_issue-19.pdf

    How have you been? What’s the next step with your new film?

    Fuck-my-perfect-ass’ hole is so thoroughly cleaned out love would let his children eat from it, Od.

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