The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“What I am looking for is a classy man to share the rest of his life with me and my late partner’s adopted son who’s only 12 years old and a gay crossdresser.”

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BraveandYoung, 19
Mexico City

I am currently an apprentice tractor mechanic, but I am looking for Electrical improver jobs on my way to becoming a fully qualified electrician meanwhile finding jobs for myself to add to my portfolio to become fully qualified. I also have a keen interest in the taxonomy of neotropical fishes. I also have a keen interest in meeting new people who wreck my ass pussy until it is all inside out!

Guestbook of BraveandYoung

NeedBottoms – Feb 13, 2025
Hey Y’all, thanks for stopping by! It just came to me that his hole is like a volcano and a poem all in one. Thought I’d share that, Have a good rest of your day!

Tomofdickland – Feb 10, 2025
You would never know from looking at this scowling little quasi-thug, but he’s just dirty, fuckable meat. You can explode in his asshole and blow in his stomach until he doesn’t need to eat for days! Those complaining about his price … Don’t go to a watch dealer and complain about the price of a Rolex.

Kerryhenderson – Feb 8, 2025
I personally felt very self conscious paying above market price to grovel in the hindquarters of this working class nobody, but facts are facts.

ThatOtherGuy – Feb 6, 2025
Seb has a big dick, I should have sucked it, unfortunately I was so focussed on his ass I forgot everything in the world when he placed it before me. You don’t even have to coddle it, just plunge inside that buried tornado – doesn’t stop you, will suck your whole body inside if you let him! Let him!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos A few
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 250$
Overnight Rate 700$

 

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Sebasstian, 18
London

A few months ago I got into sluttiness and hypno while watching porn, which apparently ruined me.

But you have to pay me at least for the time being.

Guestbook of Sebasstian

THE_ITALIAN – Feb 3, 2025
lovely arse, pneumatic, as Aldous Huxley would say

Sebasstian (Owner) – Feb 3, 2025
Cheers for saying so, you sleazy fucking pig.

dad4johnny – Feb 3, 2025
awesome ass on you mate

Sebasstian (Owner) – Feb 13, 2025
I have been described as “boyish”, “elfin” and “fuck off you’re not actually 18.” I attribute it to a lifetime of playing computer games and not getting enough sunlight.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Ask
S&M No
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Voldy, 20
Copenhagen

Heyya, I could be your cosplayer boyfriend, what are you waiting for?

Have you always wanted to meet a character from another world or even date them? Then just dive into your dream world with me! With my cosplays – like Kazuha, Cyno, Xiao in techwear or a futuristic gaming look – this is possible.

Once naked I’m a short slim non-binary penis-having amab studying cyberwitchery. (Not quite as woke as all these addendums make me sound I’m just 20 and weird.)

Guestbook of Voldy

Daddykevin – Feb 11, 2025
Caution: Voldy is short for Voldemort.

BadGangsterBoss – Feb 8, 2025
you’re probably a cabala-malla supporter 🤮 you look like one. not me i’m a log cabin republican 😝 it’s not all about president shuffles who lost the popular vote so give it up you lose! and if you don’t like me that’s great! come to me… i don’t like 💩 do you? are you the under belly? the undesirable? not for me 🤪 so go ahead and “x” me out.

-ficken- – Feb 8, 2025
This guy is wonderful, both sexually and humanely.

Walter_big-cock – Feb 6, 2025
He seems to sincerely believe that one of his parents is a unicorn.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Danish, Swedish, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Weed
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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lowkeyfreak, 21
Stockholm

i’ve always peed my pants a lot, accidentally and on purpose. not so many accidents now i’m a little older except after too many beers lol. i’ve always loved when other guys see me pee my pants.

i’m looking to maybe meet with guys who wanna pay me make to do it. hot idea: get me drunk  and just don’t let me use the toilet til it happens. or we both drink beers or ciders and see who lasts longest without wetting himself. trust me i’ll lose.

i would consider shitting myself but been there before a couple of time and it wasn’t good.

Guestbook of lowkeyfreak

lowkeyfreak (Owner) – Feb 5, 2025
since i realised my cute face was resting on top of a gold mine. about a month.

Maksimum – Feb 5, 2025
You’re charging for it now? Since when?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity White
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position No answer
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Ask
Kissing Ask
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 130€
Overnight Rate 650€

 

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Letsdobusiness, 20
Rio de Janeiro

My name is JAMIE and I am a young single bottom with no partner for the past 6 months since I lost my partner to severe throat cancer. This has cause me sadness and sorrow. I work at real estate company my partner’s daddy founded which is worth more than $2 billion dollars. What I am looking for is a classy man to share the rest of his life with me and my late partner’s adopted son who’s only 12 years old and a gay crossdresser.

Guestbook of Letsdobusiness

Letsdobusiness (Owner) – Feb 7, 2025
My name is now Cynthia.

ishownomercy – Jan 31, 2025
i wanted to give him poppers and completely take control of his cock and balls and edge him till his brain was mush and i did and it was.

Fruitypebble – Jan 29, 2025
The 12 years old is adorable and hard working.

BigJoshua – Jan 29, 2025
+ : perhaps the best cock/ass combination I’ve ever seen
– : not so subtly trying to offload the 12 yo for $$$$

Letsdobusiness (Owner) – Jan 25, 2025
I made a j.o. video but it was called 20250114_152008.mp4

AJ297 – Jan 25, 2025
Hi just a quick question. Is that you in the video “Long Hair Boy Shoots a Big Load”?

Letsdobusiness (Owner) – Jan 21, 2025
I am vulnerable about my exterior appearance. I do not like when you compliment me about my aspect with jokes. I like strangers’ compliments when it is said appropriately.

Isuckyournuts – Jan 21, 2025
Phew, you look really good, dude.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, Portuguese, English
Position More top
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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cheatingteen, 19
Paris

I am a straight male wanting a blowjob from both sexes. Currently in a relationship but think about some person offering me so much cash I can’t say no. My cock is stiff and firm.

Guestbook of cheatingteen

PaulLondon – Feb 10, 2025
And where is the guy who’s supposed to be sexy here? I just see a starving little hippie nitwit!

LoveIsDead – Feb 10, 2025
He doesn’t wanna get to know you. He just wants someone to dump his load inside and not stress him out.

CosmoDaFox – Feb 9, 2025
So extremely sympathetic!

howlovelyx – Feb 7, 2025
So sympathetic!

pump_pump_pump_it_up – Feb 4, 2025
Bigger bigger bigger. I marvelled at it in my hands and felt the weight of it. So meaty, so ridiculous, so delicious.

Backdoorthroat – Feb 1, 2025
God I’d love to have long brown hairs between my teeth.

BeeStingz – Feb 1, 2025
Good for someone who will get off on the look of terror of possibly being gay in his eyes and doesn’t have a gag reflex.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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ChoirBoy, 20
Zagreb

Do you know how to make Art?

I am young gay of integrity and proven, have a wide range interest for less attractive people because I am a serious victim of that till God intervened.

I dream of being fucked all my life and living in a big, beautiful house.

Someday I want to try something crazier and maybe star in some short films 😈🇨🇿.

Guestbook of ChoirBoy

Scorpion1 – Feb 10, 2025
Sometimes when i watch your films i dream of getting with you… then i realize you would probs end up dead.

tomstoppard – Feb 9, 2025
A just cute enough twink who can really open up his pussy — the type that lets you see into his guts. I was chilling on the sofa examining his hole when he suddenly suggested I eat something out of it. So, I stepped away and came back with a bag of Marshmallows, stuffed a handful into his cunt and ate them out. (Don’t do it. They melted immediately and turned into a sticky mess. I mean seriously, don’t do it.)

ohmybutt – Feb 5, 2025
He must’ve made this profile quite some time ago because he’s been in a lot of short films and some of them are quite crazy.

Cockstar – Feb 5, 2025
Congratulations are in order!

PDXPDX – Feb 5, 2025
Choir Boy was the first guy I gifted with my poz cum and converted. I just chatted with him and he recently got confirmation of his own first successful poz conversion. I’m officially a poz grandpa. Very proud and very happy.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Croatian, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 1200€

 

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Hungry_4_XXL, 18
West Hollywood

I’m visiting West Hollywood from Arizona. I’m only interested in 20cm+, anything under that doesn’t even have to write. You can’t visit me, but I’m open to outdoors, your apartment, office, etc. The hourly wage is cheaper (only 150) right now (night only 600), because I’ve out and about a lot and have been partying and am therefore tired and a little spaced out. It’s best if you can pick me up by car. I’m pliable for men who like rougher things, handcuffs and a gag, butt plug, knock me around, and so on, but that’ll cost. If feminine clothing is available, I’ll wear it, of course. Only meet when you want me a lot, no quick meetings – definitely not.

Guestbook of Hungry_4_XXL

Hungry_4_XXL (Owner) – Feb 7, 2025
Thanks for your compliments and so on.

charlesv – Feb 4, 2025
When I fucked you I wanted to fist you. And I loved fucking my own fist when it was deep in your ass.

Feeder – Feb 1, 2025
No— words. Should have been— a poet. Earlier today I had sex with this boy so good that I literally fucked myself speechless, both during and afterward. It came courtesy of my buddy my 10 inch penis. I call him Big Ten. If you are a bottom and you’ve never taken my cock— well, I pity you. It truly is a life altering experience. I fucked him for two and a half hours— nonstop. I never pulled out, because I’m so fucking big I can change positions endlessly and it never slides out. I lost words. I was just babbling incoherently. I was also almost hyperventilating and trying hard not to swallow my tongue. When I finally blow my load into his spleen, I may have been speaking in tongues at that point, I don’t know. All I know is that when I pulled out his hole looked like the entrance to Middle Earth. Yeah. It was ridiculous. I was still looking around inside it with my phone’s flashlight hours later.

Stander – Jan 30, 2025
He’s a cheap Mexican slut, you can take him home 🏚️ He can get fucked deep in his mouth and always swallows cum, and get fucked very deep and hard in the ass and rectum filled, you can tie him up👿 He’s totally cheap, a very willing cunt)). He likes abuse. He can be treated like a cheap dirty whore. You can fuck his throat until he’s drowning in drool)) He can get fucked until you’re muddy with what he ate for dinner🫣💅 He should suck a thousand cocks, he should get fucked in the ass a thousand times, he needs a cock that will fucks him all the time👿 or millions of cocks.

xUwUx – Jan 26, 2025
Just a little twit who likes to get dressed up like a ballerina and pounded like a 5lb roast the day before a BBQ. If your cock isn’t big enough you can impale him with a huge dildo and watch him scream.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 1200$

 

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Twinksintown, 18
Basel

Not for me, for my bf. He’s 18, brown hair, I’m 21, blond hair, he’s nymphomaniacal but I’m not. Fed up! Looking for guys who are very horny and have a lot of stamina for him. He wants to have sex all the time, but I’m not into that stuff so much. Check our onlyfans to see his goods, then help me out.

Guestbook of Twinksintown

Username111 – Feb 9, 2025
Tim, working as a prostitute is a hard, loveless business that rips you off no matter how much money you make for him, only to end up with nothing, no job, no goals. Cedric has already played two skinny guys and now you? How long will he want you? You write that you’re afraid of falling into anorexia, but you don’t do anything but snort his coke and get fucked….we’re afraid for you!

Twinksintown (Owner) – Feb 9, 2025
Message from Tim: “Ik I am nothing wo a sex partner. That I’m just fuckable. I’ll never b a man. Just a body to use and please others. Ik I only have worth given to me by my sex partners. I don’t even own my body or mind. Without sex I’m nothing. Not even a person.”

EvilRegal79 – Feb 9, 2025
Incredible fuck. Gay dudes need to calm down with the hypersensitivity.

gothlullaby – Feb 8, 2025
Cedric is the nymphomaniac. Tim is just a sweet, weak willed boy who’s let Cedric turn him into a confused fuck toy.

Anonymous – Feb 8, 2025
Dear Tim, you’ve already posted on Instagram that you have burnout and are depressed, and now you think letting Cedric whore you out is good for you? Take more care of yourself! Cedric is not good for you.
Anonymous

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Hope, 19
Nova Gradiška

To be dive bombed. Face first. Otherwise don’t disturb me.

Guestbook of Hope

Hope (Owner) – Feb 9, 2025
In my defence I can only say that I am the most beautiful gay in Croatia. Models envy me.

Ostrich – Feb 9, 2025
My mistake was in assuming he had isolated his ass as an oral pleasure source because there is something rare or special about it, but it’s just another ass that can be eaten with all the usual pluses and minuses.

Hope (Owner) – Feb 3, 2025
Went out with a girl for 2 years. She never once ate my ass. Had she, I might have treated her way better.

Mysticdweller – Feb 3, 2025
I met with Hope for a couple of hours at my hotel this weekend. As a disabled man I was struggling and in a lot of pain. Hope couldn’t have been more helpful, genuinely concerned, helped me to the bed, laid me out on my back, pulled my head to the edge of the bed, pulled his pants down and sat on my face. I was trapped underneath sucking his ass-hole. But there was nowhere on Earth I’d rather have been 🙂 I sucked his hole for the entire two hour session. I even shot a load. Excellent evening!

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Croatian, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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K9_Bitch, 18
Lyon

I am a straight boy offering pleasure (only) for man’s best friend 🐕

You want to grant your sexually frustrated K9 some relief? Send me a booking request including size+type and/or picture(s) of the k9

Just watch your K9 pound me out and call me Fido

Guestbook of K9_Bitch

K9_Bitch (Owner) – Feb 10, 2025
I am willing to consider a symbiotic, asymmetrical longterm relationship.

somehardfeelings – Feb 10, 2025
I have a twinky boyfriend, but he is not into this lifestyle. I think it kind of freaks him out. I feel like I’m bothering him when I ask him to let our dog fuck him. So I’ve looking for someone like you.

DoctorWho – Feb 5, 2025
His post-nut clarity hits once he cums so you’ll need to be a man who’s prepared to keep your dog using him no matter how turned off he gets 😃

K9_Bitch (Owner) – Feb 4, 2025
I repeat I am not gay. Some people would say wanting what I want makes me gay … all I know is I’m not attracted to men and I only enjoy the stuff I stated at the top.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Depends
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Yourfavoritecouple, 20
Zurich

hi everyone we are a couple, i’m real hot girl 100% gf of real hot boy with xxl. i love men watching my bf eat out my ass and pussy. we can be nice and let you taste us as we fuck. we do not accept ridiculous proposals like fucking the boy. are you ready to be sprayed by us? 💦😏 we are waiting for you and we do not take ridiculous proposals into consideration.

Guestbook of Yourfavoritecouple

HUNGANDPIERCED – Feb 12, 2025
Nolan and Lucy 🌟 Spreading light & gay ally vibes 🌈 🎶 Love enthusiasts 🍫Living life in color 📍 Zurich ✨ Innocently Crazy 😂 Come for the tits and ass, stay for the sass 💖

Yourfavoritecouple (Owner) – Feb 9, 2025
we don’t have snap or what’s app coz my bf gets hit on by gay dudes all the time and i don’t trust him sorry

BrutusNice – Feb 7, 2025
If you’ve never watched attractive heterosexuals have sex literally right under your nose before, it’s unexpectedly sexy and interesting.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 500€
Overnight Rate 3000€

 

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TheSaint, 18
Istanbul

need availers of my channel for school purp

or buy me new shoes thx

don’t ask me what I’m looking for

Guestbook of TheSaint

Classygreek – Feb 10, 2025
If perfection exists, TheSaint is certainly its living representation on Earth. He is an angel stranded on our planet, a skinny nervous stupid bitch and a living God of beauty and charisma.

TheSaint (Owner) – Feb 8, 2025
i don’t sleep over at others

i will stay up all night but I won’t be sleeping at your place

Mayday0333 – Feb 7, 2025
He raises the bar to another level compared to average industry standards.

uncensored – Feb 12, 2025
Please avoid Ymf29 he destroys lives.

Ymf29 – Feb 2, 2025
have a long laundry list of things i want to do but they all revolve around worshipping you. just need you to understand the situation.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Arab
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Turkish, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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whogoesthere, 18
San Diego

Hey, can someone lick my feet?

I let myself be kissed, my legs, ass and cock licked.

I’m an extremely lickable boy.

My body is completely delicious.

Guestbook of whogoesthere

Worshipping Bear – Feb 9, 2025
Toes, arches, heels, then everything else.

BrainEater – Feb 6, 2025
Tell me one altruistic deed you’ve done recently.

BearCo – Feb 6, 2025
Dude’s unwarranted self-confidence is through the roof.

Anonymous – Feb 4, 2025
I agree with the previous speaker!

lemonworld – Feb 4, 2025
I would lick this boy like a beggar!

IncyWincy – Feb 2, 2025
I am a person of profound emotional intelligence, and I am able to discern genuine and authentic individuals from those who are disingenuous and superficial, and he is the latter.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Weed, alcohol
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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Anusprofundus, 18
Dusseldorf

I’m an 18-year-old footballer who’s keen to explore my attraction to much older men.
I would like to spend an evening with you in a chic restaurant and have interesting conversations with you.
Afterwards we will either go to the hotel or to your home.
After a shower, we will go to bed where my anus is then available to you in full width and depth for your pleasure!
You can oil it and play in it with fingers or toys, as wide and deep as you want. You can also penetrate me anally before you cum in my insides and they swallow your sperm.
The whole night (10h) will cost you 900E and I will travel to you anywhere in Dusseldorf.
I am looking forward to our sexual adventure with style and class.

Guestbook of Anusprofundus

Skynet – Feb 11, 2025
Go in hot, don’t waste time.

GungeMuffin – Feb 7, 2025
I have been through a lot of bad times with this boy and am not looking forward to go back anymore.

Donate – Feb 3, 2025
I enjoyed wacking one out to your pix and I have mass amount of smeg.

Anusprofundus (Owner) – Feb 3, 2025
I was asked the other night to top a man and failed miserably. Can’t see myself ever doing that again. It was traumatizing.

alamist – Jan 31, 2025
If you don’t hug him when you’re done he starts to cry.

MarkWave – Jan 26, 2025
Yes he is only good to facefuck and I can’t emphasize that enough.

Anusprofundus (Owner) – Jan 25, 2025
I’ve let some people down, I don’t know how to cross the line to accept physically what my head wants.

Talldude – Jan 25, 2025
It seems to me in bad taste that you monetise your ass when the reality of everything is that you can’t take a big dick dick and you shit and muddy my bed, sheets and shitty towels 4 times. learn to wash his ass before you put a price tag on it.

SpeedyGonzales – Jan 22, 2025
He looks straight but he has girly feminine emotions.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 900€

 

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MuscledAndre, 22
Rotterdam

My Tailored Experience Packages are adjustable for your preferences.

Silver Package: Casual Companionship
Gold Package: Romantic Connection
Platinum Package: Deep Bonding
Diamond Package: Ultimate Bonding

I am built, juicy, and full of life.

Guestbook of MuscledAndre

GrantSRivers – Feb 12, 2025
Hey, I have no idea what this website is, I usually use grinder. We should chat <3

MuscledAndre (Owner) – Feb 5, 2025
Please note I recently got bottom surgery, and no, I’m not trans! I just wanted to have a vagina and I got it 🥰

hotbro – Jan 17, 2025
If like me you want to split open his muscle pussy with a monster dildo you’ll need to purchase the Platinum Package.

MikeHoliday – Jan 12, 2025
Most people would automatically assume he’s a top by appearance, but way nah!

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Dutch
Position More bottom
Dick No answer
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Ask
Kissing Ask
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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give_me_roses, 23
Paris

Rammstein❤️‍🔥
looking to make money

Guestbook of give_me_roses

DuskWanders – Feb 10, 2025
He might look nice and innocent but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. Make this pig squeal.

XLDomJock – Feb 8, 2025
Sorry, you still have a lot to learn, charging so much money for an hour. Nobody here is worth that, even you with your staggering mucus membranes. I hope you get off your high horse.

Anonymous – Feb 7, 2025
We know each other and I just want to say that ever since you decided to use your body to get ahead in life you’ve been acting really weird.

Tetora – Feb 7, 2025
He has the power to touch your heart with his sexual organs alone, guiding you to a place where people disappear after a magical encounter. It’s transparent like an undiscovered Swarovski stone, and the kind of orgasm he provides feels like it can only be replicated in the afterlife, during the transition from your carnal state to a place where such profound feelings hold their true value. Let me tell you, with him you will find not only physical peace but also a chance to find peace in your soul. I thank him with all my heart, as he brought back what I thought I had lost years ago. I’m relieved that he showed me, in his special way, that this depth of feeling still lives within me.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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MikeSlut, 18
Columbus

Virgin, ready tho

Guestbook of MikeSlut

hairybeardedguy – Feb 13, 2025
The look of shock and confusion on his face while you’re perving out on his body is worth the price of admission.

MikeSlut (Owner) – Feb 9, 2025
I love to go fishing and I hate loquacious men.

MikeSlut (Owner) – Feb 9, 2025
I’m chill but kinda socially awkward

Anandrew1234 – Feb 9, 2025
Expect quantity over quality.

GravityLens – Feb 7, 2025
Absolute dumb fuck, basically. (Yes, that’s a recommendation.)

haloFX – Feb 2, 2025
First!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Nick Hudson, Hey, Nick! Congrats on the Vantablack knock out. And the new LP. I’m good, busy with film stuff, good. xo. ** James Bennett, Cool, see what you think. And pray tell. xoxo back. ** Dominik, Hi!!! I accept your thanks on the makers’ behalf, and I guess they saw your thanks and felt thankful in person too. Ah, you know, I think I’ve only heard one One Direction song ever, or at least that I was aware of, and that wasn’t it. Yeesh. Hm, how about a controversial classic. He hit me and it felt like a kiss, He hit me and I knew he loved me, If he didn’t care for me I could have never made him mad, But he hit me and I was glad, G. ** Misanthrope, Elon knows, he’s just a narcissist and sadist amount other things. Happy three next days. And enjoy Virginia. And the smell of cigarette smoke. I’ll try to make mine count too. ** _Black_Acrylic, I’ve never seen that. But I like Ferrara. And Mr. Best certainly knows transgressive thrills when he sees them. ** PL, Hi. No, my friend hasn’t t messaged me back yet. I’ll hit him up again. Happy weekend of pleasurable whatever. ** Chris Kelso, My pleasure and honor and all of that good stuff. Thank you about the vinyl, etc. I do have a friend with a turntable, and even though he pretty much only listens to techno, I’m sure he’ll make an exception. Utter ongoing wellness for us both. ** Stuart Dahlquist, Hello, sir. Excellent work there. My respects, and of course happy to have further educated you. ** Tyler Ookami, Ooh, Branca-style riffs. That sounds most promising. And them crosshatched with a Slint-ish over/underlay does not sound unpromising as well. You’re the drummer. You can bring his progressiveness to its knees, I’m sure. ‘Furfag’ by Pent Up Pup: on it! Yow, that does sound very inviting. Gosh, thank you! Luck with your entire weekend. ** Bill, The 2nd winner does intrigue based on the squib, yes. Of course I most highly recommend a rereading of his masterpiece ‘The Dream Life’, which isn’t so much longer than a long short story. ** Charalampos, Hi. Yes, the serous GbV collectors have spent a very large amount of money gathering all of ‘Propellor’s’ incarnations, for sure. Thank you, my entire weekend will be me working on the script, which hopefully won’t fight me. Your secret is safe with me and hopefully also with the bizarrely large numbers of people who read this place every day. Paris salutes you. ** Steeqhen, You want to avoid having a heart attack at such a tender age or, well, at any age. Although my sister had a heart attack recently, and it made her realise what a mess she was and that she needed to get her shit together. But she was a mess, and you’re not, you’re just busy. Understood about your gripe and its reasonable reasoning. I guess I try to be understanding of and feel tenderness towards people who want to belong and see some trending ‘look’ as their way in, like recently when all the boys were curling their hair and wearing it short on the sides with bangs for a while. But I’m a weird ‘look on the bright side’ kind of guy. Who knows? I hope your workload loses a decent amount of weight this weekend. ** James, Haha, I would imbed that Mario sound bite/file at the top of each post if I knew how to do that. Luckily, I don’t. As always, your attentiveness to the post is manna. By 11 pm I’m usually snoring, if I snore, and I hope not. One of the drawbacks of getting older is you find yourself called upon to say to young people, ‘You’ll see’, which is true but an utterly useless thing to say. And I also cringe as I say you won’t know if you like live music until you’ve tried it. Ugh, *slapping self* You’re in the GbV reunion album phase. You’re making excellent progress. ‘Let’s Go Eat the Factory’ is my favorite of that batch, but, of course, they’re all great. I don’t think I got any love at all yesterday, but hey. Shit happens. A week off! What now? ** Diesel Clementine, Hey, good to see you. Oh, shit, evicted, but, phew, you sound fine, wow, sucks though. Thanks about the recent blog output. And you sound sparkly. Excellent! Have an upwardly mobile weekend! ** HaRpEr, I’m going to watch your film this weekend because yesterday I got on a writing jag and couldn’t risk exiting it. Mm, I think your lecturer is probably right and deploying such terms as ‘original’ and ‘fresh’ and ‘unique’ will serve you better. And those vaguer but not untrue terms are more generous to and collaborative with the recipient, I guess, actually. Virtually every single person who’s seen Zac’s and my new have said the exact same words in response, i.e. ‘It’s very strange. I’ve never seen anything like it’. Which is strange because it’s not that experimental. Anyway, they seem to like it even if they don’t want to accept it into their oh-so-important film festivals. Blah blah. I’m all about friendship. I’m over romantic love. It had its chance. ** Justin D, Happy Day after! Sorry yours was meh. Mine was meh too. Oh, nice, the Tavernier film. Yeah, it’s really good. I should watch his films again or do a post about him or something. Our next film: Well, the goal is to make a film that’s notably less expensive and difficult to make because neither of us has any appetite to go through the years of struggle it took to make/finish ‘RT’. If we make it in France, which seems kind of likely at the moment, there are strict labor laws here which dictate that, if you make a feature, you have to have a lot of funding to pay cast/crew to work at length. At least a million euros. And our films are too odd to probably acquire that much funding through grants, which is how films are made here. So, the other option — and this is what we did with ‘Permanent Green Light’ — is to say you’re making a short film, in which case you don’t need as much funding. The catch is that you only end up being able to afford to shoot for a short time, 12 days in the case of ‘PGL’. Once you’ve shot the film, you can make it whatever length you want as long as the cast/crew privately know that you’re actually shooting a feature film. So, we’re trying to write a simpler film, something we can shoot relatively quickly, and maybe it’ll be a long short film, but more likely it’ll be a feature film, just maybe a slightly short feature film. If that makes sense? Thanks for asking in any case. Excellent weekend with a hopefully above the weather bf. ** Uday, Don’t worry about its coolness. Coolness is always just the emperor’s new clothes aspect of things people think are cool. Okay, mum’s the word on the society. Thanks for the Rimbaud link. I wish I understood French better, but I like how theFrench language looks. Have a swell Saturday and Sunday. ** Dan Carroll, Thanks, and awesome that it made you delve. Haha, Simpson’s bit, yep. You good? Anything surprise you inordinately these next/past two days? ** Right. Escorts, there they are, right on time. Do your things. See you on Monday.

16 Comments

  1. jay

    Hi Dennis! That nymphomaniac’s exchange about burnout was very funny, as well as the hetero couple.

    Valentines was lovely for me, weirdly. I ended up doing a ton of DIY for my guy in the morning, because he was getting irritable over bad internet speed, then we ended up watching Skinimarink before re-entering more normal Valentines day celebrations.

    Anyway, all great here. The album from yesterday looked interesting, I’ll definitely check it out. See you!

    Also, P.S., Steeqhen – not to inhabit the persona of a unshaven, undeodorised, replica-katana-wielding anime expert, but I think you were talking about “guro”? If you find it even slightly interesting, I really recommend looking into eroguro – it’s similar, but some of the works in that genre are a little more elevated than just dismembered anime girls.

  2. Dominik

    Hi!!

    It was shocking to see a straight couple in one of these posts!

    To be fair, I had to google the lyrics of that One Direction song. I’m not exactly an expert myself. (But not for a lack of trying. I did have a phase when I really wanted to like their music because Harry Styles was so beautiful. He still is.)

    Uhm, yeah, love would be crucified for this song today for sure. Nobody here is worth that, even love with his staggering mucus membranes, Od.

  3. Sypha

    I promised my peeps I would spread the word wherever I could, so I’d just like to give a shout-out to an upcoming Neo-Decadence roundtable discussion on Zoom that’ll be on Feb. 28, featuring Justin Isis/Brendan Connell/Arturo Calderon/Golnoosh Nour, you can register here: https://www.globaldecadencelab.org/events

    I registered myself but not super-sure if I’ll be able to make it . . . 9 a.m. is pretty much the crack of dawn for me ha ha

  4. Steeqhen

    Hey Dennis,

    Oh yeah I’ve been making sure to meditate and release any stress I’ve been building up inside. Hope your sister is doing ok after that.

    You know, I tend to be the same as you in regards to people trying to fit in or following trends. In general, I tend to be very empathetic to people when I can tell that they’re acting or doing something because they’re insecure/want to fit in, even with a lot of those people I was hating on, I actually still extend sympathy and kindness to them cause at the end of the day they’re just another 20 something trying to learn how to exist. I’ll still bitch about their behaviour though when I get into that mood because most of them were the “popular” types from secondary school who bullied the emo or gay kids, some even pretended they didnt know me when they started hanging around the “artsy” crowd in Cork.

    That hairstyle, haha wow. It started its popularity when i was a young teenager, and I fell into doing it, though I didn’t do a perm, my hair just curled like that. I had such an extreme compulsive behaviour when it came to hair — I’d wash and dry it about 20 times, all because it didnt sit correctly and I thought everyone would like attack me; it’s funny that that dramatized reaction to bad hair ended up happening after one of those obsessive compulsive episodes where my mom just sent me to school with dripping wet hair, slicked back and looking like shit. After that I started cutting my hair myself and shaving it off whenever I feel myself becoming neurotic about it.

    Both upcoming photoshoots are basically planned out, and I’m gonna spend monday studying for my exam. Finished Hester’s book on you today. Gonna meet up with friends as I need a bit of social messery just to stop my brain from imploding. Tomorrow though, that’s a big day of reading and writing — well after the photoshoot I mean, damn I almost forgot about it!

    PS *jay I will definitely have a look at eroguro, thanks!

  5. James

    It’s time. Cool to see escorts can be skilled professionals – an electrician/apprentice tractor mechanic with an interest in the taxonomy of neotropical fishes, fascinating. ‘ass pussy’ is not a phrase I like, tsk. But my, these reviewers have such minds. ‘his hole is like a volcano and a poem all in one’ – the latter is preferable. I don’t think most want holes erupting, ew. ‘buried tornado’ is quite the metaphor. Sebasstian’s name is rather on-the-nose, or ass. Oh, to hear what Huxley would have to say about these boys. I don’t know any of the characters Voldy is cosplaying as in those pics. ‘cyberwitchery’ sounds like an interesting course of study. Also – ‘He seems to sincerely believe that one of his parents is a unicorn’ – uh, what? lowkeyfreak’s boxers are oddly long. And Letsdobusiness’ shorts are comically massive. Another mention of cancer in these blogposts, gosh. But I approve of the name Cynthia. In another life my hair might’ve been as cutely curly as cheatingteen, but alas, that’s not this one. I disapprove of the yellowness of ChoirBoy’s clothes in that third pic. Holy shit tomstoppard, famed author of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Jumpers, The Real Inspector Hound, et al., hiring gay escorts?! And talking about looking up boys’ holes so you can ‘see into his guts,’ apparently. That reminds me of a few moments in Frisk. Oh man. Marshmallows up another’s butt. Yeesh. Hungry_4_XXL has awesome hair. How on earth did charlesv fuck his fist whilst it was up the other guy’s? Logistically confusing. Feeder has some grandeur to him and his words. Twinksintown have unfortunate haircuts, I’m afraid, but Tim and Cedric sound like they have an interesting dynamic, that nympho/puppet thing. Hope is very cute, I loooove his Christmas jumper. Lovely interaction between him and Mysticdweller. Man what the fuck, K9_Bitch, bestiality isn’t on. Yourfavouritecouple – ‘i’m real hot girl 100% gf’ is, believe it or not, not the most convincing thing I’ve ever read. Jeez, they seem saccharine. That third pic for TheSaint is hilarious and uncanny. Trying to work out what whogoesthere is sitting on. A ramp? A roof? Hm. Anusprofundus is a funny name. MuscledAndre has odd proportions, and ‘muscle pussy,’ eugh, not a phrase of which I’m fond. I don’t share give_me_rose’s fondness of Rammstein. ‘staggering mucus membranes,’ huhm. No idea what a Swarovski stone is. The most attractive part of MikeSlut o me is probably his headphones. I still have yet to invest in a decent pair of over-the-head headphones. Happy escort day to one and all!

    Hullo D-Dawg. I haven’t touched a Mario game in aaages. Last was probably a DS game. I was never much cop at platformers. You’re not alone in having limited website-making skillz. I totally lack them, utterly. I for one would be in favour of Mario’s voice but I could see how it might become grating.

    Why, thank’ee. The blog’s boy’s are their own form of man-based manna, so it’s a reciprocal relationship. Which are rare things!

    I snore. I think everyone snores, and I think everyone likes to not believe that they snore. But I know I do. Honk, mimimimimi, ad mane. Or the afternoon, depending.

    Being as I am a young person I suppose I ought to begrudgingly admit your superior wisdom/experience. But you’re right about not knowing one’s stance on something until one tries it. I suppose I’d be okay with some quieter stuff live. Like, I rather adore Belle and Sebastian. They might be nice to see live, and manageable for my temperament. I slap myself only lightly and rhythmically on the face when bored in class.

    Hm, GbV, I have since heard Cool Planet and Please Be Honest, not been moving quite as fiercely forwards today. My favs off Let’s Go Eat The Factory are Chocolate Boy and Doughnut for a Snowman. I find progress is more often than not more excellent than some other, more negative adjective.

    Ach, who knows. It’s possible to read different kinds of love into different kinds of anything. That may be my coping mechanisms talking, teehee.

    Shit really *does* happen. And it keeps happening! Argh.

    A week off, indeeeeeed. What now, hm, well, I *did* fall asleep soon after my comment just as I was finishing reading a short story, and then I woke up again at 1am, and couldn’t fall asleep, so I was up until 5:15am or so, listening to ska and talking to people. I seem to be a magnet for interesting/troubled/bitter queer teen boys in chatrooms. I fell asleep, woke up at some point still early in the morning to someone using a chainsaw or lawnmower or something loud and half-asleep either thought or muttered ‘that’s just taking the piss’ and fell asleep again, and I finally got out of bed at 3pm today. Mm, the sweet languor of doing bugger all. Tomorrow we’ll be driving down to see my grandmother for the coming week, yay. Apart from basic hygiene, eating, reading, and playing the same snippet of Tchaikovsky or Satie on guitar, I’ve done basically nothing today. Parents figure I deserve such rest. This evening I ought to make a start on an email. I plan on consuming ice cream (even though it’s February!) and caffeinated tea. Oh, and I’m wearing my Pikachu hat. I’ve been wearing my Pikachu hat as I’ve typed this entire comment. Tschuss! Happy weekend.

  6. Bill

    Very tantalizing remarks on your new film, Dennis. Hope it comes this way soon.

    I have to appreciate Anusprofundus’ profile name, and the curious guestbook comments.

    My rereading slot is currently taking up with Joel Lane’s The Anniversary of Never. (Funny, I was reading a forum thread on “comfort reads” for stressful times, and most people were listing lightweight books. I usually feel like something bleak.) Will get to The Dream Life after that.

    Bill

  7. Steve

    What does “hypno” mean in this context? Is that about people who believe they’ve brainwashed themselves into being trans by watching sissy porn? BadGangsterBoss’ political rant sure came out of nowhere.

    Too bad “it’s very strange, I’ve never seen anything like that” no longer excites festival programmers.

    New York’s in the middle of a snowstorm today. I was gonna go shopping for clothes this afternoon, but the snow began while I was out and I decided to head home ASAP.

    I hope to see Anthony Harvey’s adaptation of DUTCHMAN at MOMA tomorrow.

  8. PL

    Hey, Dennis! Sorry for insisting, it’s just because the presentation is on Monday. Today’s post was very nice, but I’m curious to know what “donating poz cum” means. What’s poz? Is it like, “post”? I thought the “My name is Cynthia” guy a bit funny, and he’s from Brazil, so hey! But I was a bit concerned about the 12 yo crossdresser. When you are getting stuff like this, do you get concerned or worried about the people? Have you ever reached out or even made contact to any of the boys? Just curious.

  9. Tyler Ookami

    I kind of doubt that he knows who Glenn Branca is, that’s just my point of reference for the distorted arpeggios that repeat for minutes at a time he is sending me. I don’t quite know what this project is going to be but he seems to want to make these very repetitive 20 minute long punk? instrumentals to read poetry over. He keeps telling me “some of the time signatures are going to be crazy but so far we have just played 4/4 stuff. Luckily he likes that I am affecting a minimalist aesthetic without a lot of fills and the like. So the finished product will be something like Slint but just the parts with talking but also just the loud parts and also the tracks are even longer? Slint is the band he references the most but most of what he likes is hardcore stuff that mostly sounds the same to me. I don’t know but we’ll see.

  10. Nicholas.

    HELLO! I couldn’t comment for a long time trying to see if I can now! if I can boy do I have something to tell you!

    • Nicholas.

      You know it’s me I missed you so much can you tell i’m different but the same at least I should be lol xoxo ttyl.

  11. _Black_Acrylic

    Thanks to Yourfavoritecouple, we get the treat of seeing some female ass on this page for a change! The reviews make them seem like a good investment.

  12. Lucas

    hey! thanks for the words about my poem. I’m actually not that familiar with Alice Notley, I think that’s a sign for me to dig into her work. stupidly enough I got really sick again. I’ve been binge-watching a lot of those ‘true crime’ videos again, not sure why, and I’ve been thinking a lot about how a good portion of those videos seem to be sort of similarly structured to porn to me. something that stands out are how they have this like climax where all the more unsavory details are revealed. I’m kind of really interested in the social function of this type of content and I remember reading something about it ages ago but I’d like to see if there’s more. p.s I’m almost done with the Phil Ochs post, just want to add some pictures and little things. after a text excerpt should I put the link where it comes from below or only the website? hope you had a nice weekend, xoxo.

  13. HaRpEr

    Hi! Even your acknowledgment of my efforts means a lot. Also, thanks to everyone who watched my short! It got way more views than I expected (I expected no views) so it all means a lot.

    I’m always interested by the gender expressions in these posts. That said, when I talk about the escorts or the slaves I can only feel like I’m projecting something onto them, so I’ll try to leave it at that. What I will say is that I do often have suspicions about some of them, but I guess that’s just because I might see myself in some of them and can recognise a pattern of behaviour in a select few of them that I recognise in myself before I transitioned. But anyway, I don’t want to impose on them. I do like how a lot of them seem indifferent to gender and are just like: ‘I can be a guy or a girl depending on what you like’.

    I’ve been reading ‘Nothing’ by Henry Green, recently spotlit here of course. I think this might be my favourite Green that I’ve read. Great wit, great scandal, nothing really revealed, it’s really wonderful. Definitely tinges of Ivy Compton-Burnett, not just with the style but the ambiguously incestuous plotline. Green is like Evelyn Waugh but with a wholly original style. I always like the start of Evelyn Waugh books, but then they degenerate into something really formulaic and plot-driven. There are slight exceptions, though.

    Anyway, last week was very slow and strange. I’m not staying with my parents anymore, I’m back at my room. The Sanctuary, as I call it. Every time I stay somewhere else I feel like I’m in ‘The Magic Mountain’, the way time and habit works and everything. Well, I think that just comes to mind because my mum was sick and everything and it was just all kind of depressing and like a sanatorium.
    Currently listening to one of my favourite The Fall albums ‘The Wonderful and Frightening World of…’. Do you like the ‘Disney’s Dream Debased’ song? I ask because of your Disneyland fandom of course. I am a disney fan but have never been to Disneyland, as I may have mentioned, so I’m fascinated in a detached way, in the same way that I’m obsessed (maybe the wrong word) with Michael Jackson but don’t care much for his music (except for The Jackson 5 and ‘Off the Wall’).

  14. Nicholas.

    Opp still have time comment! I finished my book! I owe you so much simply for existing and i ended said book with my comment to you about my ideal first date and the gregg araki snark which I thank you for its the perfect ending to “I love You and I never wanna see you again”. Oh what else??? i totally got over the boy it was about by confessing my undying but unrequited love to him and we had a nice simple direct text exchange that literally dropped 5 pounds of emotional baggage off my body which was miraculous. Hum more to come just excited to share. Ttyl xoxo

  15. nat

    hi slaves, hi dennis! have to apologize to the slaves later for not having to say about them.

    gonna send vantablack to a few frieinds into that stuff and hope they nibble. speaking of music, have you heard cameron picton from black midi’s adaptation/cover/version/???? of your poem ‘lecture, 1970’? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvcUIFSHM8M

    vampiring the hell out right now, so much that i might become one of those faggy vampires that dwell in a castles and seemingly has the time to have the world’s most impressive skin care treatment. like i’m not gonna say guilty pleasure becuse guilt is not something i am feeling, but i realized vampires can just make me read something that would be normally unappealing. — though, for me. i’m mostly trying to keep the vampire connection in balance becuse i don’t think i really like how overly structured or rules defined a lot of vampire media has become. in that sense, maybe my take would be so foreign that it had no immediate reader eye-focusing effect. hm.

    well, that made me put ‘buy bunch of calamari books’ way higher up the list, if i start talking like broken computer code, that’s the reason why.

    i’m enjoying the guy davenport reader a lot, though i’m kinda pingponging between the fiction section and the essay section. geography of the imagination was as good as people hyped it to be, and way easier read than i expected it to be. also, i really like the two stories i read by him, beautiful.

    oh, zenless zone zero is a game where you beat up people — like sorta like dynasty warriors or bayonetta if you know what that is — that also has a gambling thing in it — a roulette that has a chance to spit out a character of the month. so my situation was that i was saving up tokens to play roulette to get a character, and the character in question was just free to get for everyone when he got into the game. hope that explains it. it’s a fun and free game, but beefy pc needed. — also voldy above is dressed up as character from one of the games from the zzz devs, genshin impact to at least give the slaves some attention.

    that’s it from me. thanks for the post!

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