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‘The next time that boner between your legs becomes all you can think about, allow me to take care of that’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of December 2018

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cuteassperson, 18
Stuttgart

Just turned 18 and interested in paid Dates or anything else interesing.
I may decline your offer but don’t be offended just raise the amount or lessen what you want.
Prostitution started at an early age when I was around 5th or 6th grade not long after I jettisoned my virginity.
I masturbated and sucked boys off for cash outside where I could have easily been seen.
I did it in my backyard where I was caught multiple times by my mom or a neighbor and continued to do it anyway.
I am also the kid whose first choice on what he wanted to be when he grew up was … a stripper. True story.
That need developed over the years and is a driving force for entering the pro world.

Guestbook of cuteassperson

cuteassperson (Owner) – Dec 5, 2018
Keep in touch.

MrTeapot – Dec 5, 2018
I fucked him so hard I got a concussion and forgot what I was doing.

cuteassperson (Owner) – Nov 28, 2018
Yes

THEMASKE – Nov 28, 2018
You like sex?
Me too.
I wear a mask, I keep my mask, I fuck you and you fuck me …. the goal is that you will never see my face, but the rest YES
My cock is XXL extra wide and my ass can cash out any cock
Answer me yes you will not be €€€ disappointed

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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whitetwink, 22
Little Rock

Grindr fucking real bad in this town so thort I would try this. Can’t be any worse right. Plus theres the 💰

Guestbook of whitetwink

whitetwink (Owner) – Dec 11, 2018
Also looking for a girl who is okay with a bisexual guy.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Position Top
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight On request

 

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BabyBoyBill, 18
Inland Empire

Anyone wanna fuck a 14 year old im your best bet.

Also i was born in august so guys who interested in august welcome to my life.

Guestbook of BabyBoyBill

samuelxrolo – Dec 2, 2018
then it defeats the purpose? (if i’m going to risk serious legal problems to fuck a 14 year old i want him to look 14)

Anonymous – Dec 1, 2018
He is 14 but he has 13 tattoos and 4 piercings and doesn’t look 14 so that’s easy to get around if you have moral qualms.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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Glittery, 22
Munich

If youbread this, just understand this?
-My life is art ? I live in art?
-I am incredibly strange ?
-Love Lady gaga? And more other singers
-I am not german?
-I cant live without alcohol
-If you dont know about Drag queens? I will tell you all
-I can also appear as a boy, but I am not mentally built to be one

Guestbook of Glittery

CloudDreamer – Dec 8, 2018
👎 don’t let her drink alcohol (probably impossible). don’t mention the kardashians. if she mentions them say you hate them or change the subject fast. 👍 the deadness behind her eyes (think nico). i could’ve found things to do with her ass for weeks.

AlexanderStaner – Nov 24, 2018
He’s even cuter and hotter as a boy but it’s true you need to make him stay completely silent and barely move for it to seem believable.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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HeresMyResignation, 19
Amsterdam

I’m an eternally stoned, but not hideously drunk or wasted, sissy little goth boy with the mentality of a slutty old hag. I’m skinny and completely hairless except for my head which has a lot of hair. I love being kissed, fucked, spunked in and on, and having every part of my body licked. So if you’re looking for anything from someone goth to rape to a body you can eat for dinner, then the next time that boner between your legs becomes all you can think about, allow me to take care of that. I suggest we talk a little, for you to hear my voice, before you decide whether to try meet up because my voice is weird.

Guestbook of HeresMyResignation

Sniffer – Dec 12, 2018
I sniffed and licked him clean. Pits, Feet, Ass, Pubes, etc. I sat on his face and had him rim me. I also used toys on his hole.

MAXMARC28 – Dec 9, 2018
He’s not a goth. Wearing a hoodie and liking Joy Division does make you a goth. I demanded a discount based on false advertising and he agreed. The sex wasn’t what I’d come for, but it was good.

CollegeHornDog – Dec 7, 2018
I yanked his pants down, spit, shoved it in, pounded my load into him, felched his ass, spit the cum into his mouth, sucked him off.

Schimidtt – Nov 21, 2018
his voice sounds a lot like that actor steve buscemi

YouveGotMale – Nov 18, 2018
I fucked him, face fucked him, made him rim me, spanked him and fucked him with toys.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 70 €
Overnight 70 €

 

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asianrockstar, 20
Anaheim

Looking for a teeny tiny Asian’s feet? I have beautiful little feet. Do you want to lick them? Suck toe by toe, deep throat them? I would love to put them on your face. Well, what are you waiting for? They are completely available.

Guestbook of asianrockstar

asianrockstar (Owner) – Dec 10, 2018
Please don’t ask me to have any kind of erection.

alexperkinsofficial – Dec 6, 2018
I am at the peak of my career as a blockchain strategist and accountant and I am very passionate about your body.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Position No answer
Kissing Consent
Oral Bottom
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 140 $
Overnight On request

 

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George99, 19
Fort Worth

I want to try my first time for money with you ,guy,but I am nervous,and i don’t know that.. want of …

Guestbook of George99

George99 (Owner) – Dec 3, 2018
She’s my sister

swoleon69 – Dec 2, 2018
I do have some interests of you that will most likely scare u off but

I’ll b blunt & open here is a summary of some of what i want, I’m sure it will scare u off:

I LOVE you

I LOVE shiny smooth skin especially yours

I can not even begin to explain how much you drive me crazy.

I have also ALWAYS fantasized of encounters with another male.

this will be my first etc encounter (I hope that does not scare u off)

I have never even been in the same house with another male who knows about this side of me, simply the thought of me being in the same room with you when you know i want you gets me all anxious.

I have MANY fantasies about you

I love the thought of stalking you for days, abducting etc you & keeping you & many more

I want to be honest, we live in the same city, i see you around, i followed you to your apartment once (2717 sylvester).

i hope u feel okay with me stalking u, but i will make NO surprise stops, as i know you girlfriend may be there, I hope you find that very kinky, the thought that i may be stalking & or spying on you, my next victim

please let me know if u r or r not interested

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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andiamokay, 19
Hull

Hi I’m jay I’ve been in the game for about three years, I’m full of energy weather that be a wham-bam or coming to see me for some time, Guys always comment on how young I look but I guess that’s only a good think.
I bottom so I will only receive , topping isn’t for me just a choice of my own, I can take a pretty big cock but if it’s rediculously big I might cry sorry.
I’m looking for NOW and not sometime! Horny guy who wants to fuck my ass flat as a pancake by 10pm. And not with ‘hi how are you’ and bullshit. Send your address!
Guys. Seriously. I am too fucking horny. I’m almost angry horny, I’m horny for everyone! And no fucking condom! If you even have the word condom in your vocabulary I will block you!!!!!

Guestbook of andiamokay

andiamokay (Owner) – Nov 29, 2018
The term ‘weird’ is a good term to me, creep is not…please don’t call me that, it freaks me out.

unsweetened_angel – Nov 29, 2018
If I offended you I apologize that wasn’t my intention. Ultimately I want to do my part to help the community of escorts as a whole, learn and teach any escort I fuck. We are all in this together the least we can to is to build and not destroy. You did tell everyone in your profile and me in person that you’re a weird ball of anger and related horniness and, to be fair, you acted as though you greatly enjoyed the rough slamming fuck I gave you. I did compensate you very generously for going so kamikaze with your ass and, again to be fair, you did cum three times during that.

bunascultator – Nov 19, 2018
My poison was his pleasure long after I was gone.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour £110
Overnight £220

 

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younganddumb, 18
Bremen

Blowjobs only taken. Mouth cumshots given.

Guestbook of younganddumb

chris901415 – Dec 10, 2018
Loves getting his cock sucked and he is very good at it as I have told him many times

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Smoking No
Position Top
Kissing No
Oral Top
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight On request

 

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ObjectRelations, 21
Bristol

My name is Malcom, my long chesnut treses gently frame my heart shaped face and reach just below my defined jawline. Being a computer software student means I am mature for my age and we will not be talking just about you taking me to DEF CON.

I enjoy pouring you a Haig Club on the rocks whilst massaging your tense neck and gradually making my way towards your belt buckle whilst not so gently suggesting you fuck me ‘til I can’t walk.

I desire to give you with exactly what you want without the complications of a conventional relationship. We may be together for only an hour or less, but I will run through your mind forever as a naughty little sodomy victory.

Guestbook of ObjectRelations

MadHatter – Dec 8, 2018
My date with Malcom was a good two weeks after invisible01’s review and he was still obsessed with the “fat” accusation. He’s not, his body’s just soft and tender and his ass is rather female. He seemed very thrown off his game by insecurity. He bottomed adequately but was distracted throughout and kept half-joking that he should commit suicide. I personally found that sexy, but others mightn’t.

ObjectRelations (Owner) – Dec 2, 2018
I just took this selfie. Do I look fat to you? The answer is no!

invisible01 – Nov 30, 2018
Malcom is a great lay, and if he lost 7, 8 kg he would be a knockout, but then he wouldn’t be renting his chunky ass for £40, and he is adorable for a fatty, so I would say it all evens out, but he’s so close to being a total hottie that I couldn’t stop thinking throughout, Go on a diet, you lazy ass.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Socially
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 40 £
Overnight 80 £

 

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WTFcuteboy, 22
Brooklyn

i’m stevie. rentable for fisting tops. i have a very hungry cunt. i love elbow deep fistfucking. i love seeing fingers poke around inside my belly. yes, I have a boyfriend. yes, we are happy together. no, I do not think this is wrong. yes, he knows about this. no, he doesn’t like it. yes, i’m a selfish prick.

Guestbook of WTFcuteboy

lukas9743 – Dec 1, 2018
“If the rose is red the violet is blue.”

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral No
FF Passive
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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PackRat, 21
Boston

I’m straight and have never been wit a guy. I have a bad money problem that must be fixed very fast or I will go to prison. It’s too much money that I can get anywhere. I fantasize and dream about not having any choice but to fix the problem by having my virgin ass fucked rough like a bitch. I have never been with a guy in a anyway. But I dream of having my ass fucked while my money problem is being fixed.

Guestbook of PackRat

sportygeek – Nov 27, 2018
Christ, enough with this pissing contest. His ass is fine. Small, pert, shaved. It’s a type. There are hundreds exactly like it for rent on this site alone. I’ve fucked a dozen or more of them. His is hotter than some, less than others. I understand that in this post-religious world we need things to reify, but … come! on!

Amah – Nov 27, 2018
i hired him with a chip on my shoulder after all the hype going on here but, yes, what an ass! i swear if his hole was the barrel of a gun, i would have happily blown my head off.

dom-i-nik – Nov 20, 2018
confused isn’t the right word either. as he hints in his profile and told me at length, he’s always suspected he has a great ass but he had no idea people would want to spend hours inspecting and rimming it. he’s not confused, he’s floored.

NSAtop – Nov 16, 2018
“Ashamed” isn’t the right word. He’s confused, understandably. He’s a straight boy who’s probably spent his life barely acknowledging his butt exists and suddenly it’s like Amazon on Black Friday.

RealSlutForMe – Nov 8, 2018
Rim him

mamoota – Nov 5, 2018
He is a cute boy in big trouble that is ashamed to have a great butt.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Faglet, 20
New York

NO I’m not a virgin?
I’m a 20 year old dirty slutty fag twink from Philly, but now I live in NYC. So if you were interested until recently, you probably could’ve found this cum stained fag taking any loads it could get it’s pathetic pussy to hold in, or getting pounded by anonymous men under-stall in all the dirtiest gas station bathrooms, or getting gang raped at night in Central Park.

As you can tell I am completely obsessed with sex especially because it allows me to have a purpose in life. As a faggot, my existence on earth is super unnecessary and I’m completely unworthy.
• I’m the scum of the world.
• A disgrace to the human race.
• A worthless, pathetic, brainwashed subhuman with only one thing to offer in life, my holes.
• A pile of used fag skin with two holes for dumping in.

The list is endless, but by acknowledging that, I’ve come to realize that my true purpose in life as a fag, and that is to consistently try to make up for my worthless existence, and that the only way to REALLY do that is by worshiping and serving and living with and being financially supported however shittily by ONE REAL MAN that unlike fags, actually deserves to exist.

I honestly love being used solely for sex. I loved when men I barely knew raped me hard and dumped their warm thick loads as much as possible into my sloppy used and abused cunt! I am a pretty experienced slave, fag, and son/boy (Experienced each of those scenarios) but I have to say fag life is where it’s at.

• Party’s/Orgys/Group Sessions
• Fisting/Punch Fisting
• Rape
• 666
• Actual Torture
• Gaping
• Stuffing My Cunt (ask me about it)
• Brutal Degradation
• Dirty/Trash Talk (The more threatening/offensive/morbid the better, I’m SERIOUS!!!)
• Having my body/skin fucked up (scratches/bruises)
• All types of torture (anal, ball, nipple, etc.)
• Needle Play
• “Extreme Bondage” – Ask me about it
• Pimping/Renting Out
• Sex Slavery
• Beastiality
***This is just a small list of things that faglet loves and craves 24/7***

I have 0 limits (ACTUALLY) and 0 life.
Besides work, no one cares of my existence nor will anyone miss me or even notice if I’m missing. (Hint,Hint?)
I also do not care about my disgusting fag body in any way since I will submit to you and I will be your property so feel free to use, abuse, modify, or mutilate it in any way you please!
I have very very VERY high pain tolerance and I’ve also trained myself to not scream or be verbal in any way unless ordered to so go as hard as you want.

As of now I’m just looking for the best possible option for me. Just message me and make an offer (financial, where I’ll live, what I’ll do and become or unbecome) and DON’T hold anything back.

Guestbook of Faglet

luis98 – Dec 14, 2018
🚨

unknown-profile – Dec 13, 2018
Ok, now he’s dead.

unknown-profile – Nov 4, 2018
Sexy film director, 40s, will shoot your encounter with Faglet – camera, editing and directing no charge. You only need to get Faglet to Istanbul, come yourself or I will find your actors – I can recommend someone.
ANYTHING goes. I DON’T perform in the film. I enjoy watching and filming extreme encounters. I’m a professional and you can expect discretion and quality.

luis98 – Nov 2, 2018
this guy lives in my building. he never leaves his apartment. he makes sounds with his mouth like a police siren all the time. he’s completely nuts.

Faglet (Owner) – Nov 1, 2018
YES I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

unknown-profile – Nov 1, 2018
Do you mean that?

Faglet (Owner) – Oct 30, 2018
Lucky bitch!!!!😜 I’m also looking for an underground film producer SADISTIC fucker to rip into me, beating and choking me and having EXTREME VIOLENT SEX no limits while I get really fucked up.

unknown-profile – Oct 29, 2018
I’m sure.

Anonymous – Oct 29, 2018
are you sure?

unknown-profile – Oct 29, 2018
I know the video you’re referencing. It was made on the outskirts of Istanbul in 2016 and it’s not the same boy.

Anonymous – Oct 28, 2018
the boy in faglet’s photo was snuffed at least 8 months ago. there’s a video circulating if you know where to look.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 20 $
Overnight 50 $

 

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HelplessWeakling, 19
Stockholm

I am a hetero.. If you want to give me hand job,you need to pay me 25 euro because I don’t have money..

Guestbook of HelplessWeakling

HelplessWeakling (Owner) – Dec 3, 2018
I am really enjoying this.. if some man wants me to move in with him and support me in return for regular hand jobs I probably might. He should probably know I like video games and creating art. I hate amusement park rides. I love all kinds of music. Mexican is my fave culture food. I can swim underwater for minutes at a time but I can only doggy paddle (badumtss) on top of water. I can’t stand the feeling of chalk on a blackboard and make a silly dance when I have to write with it. Disney is my favorite franchise. I like comic books from all kinds of cultures. I can only kind of play a guitar and ukulele.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
Oral No
FF No
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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Jason96, 20
Pawtucket

I suk dick so good I like it and get love being fucked like a slut i Love music I have no real friends I need to pay rent for a room with no heat 500 a month I have no parents they were killed I just had my partner and soon to be husband suicide in October We were together 5 years We were going to get married on our 5th anniversary i hope there’s people over here who think I’m cute:(

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 215 $
Overnight 450 $

 

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threebrokelads, 19
Nürnberg

We are three here for one of two reasons.

To make things uncomplicated and productive you should refer to us by the names Left, Center, and Right based on where we are in the profile pic, and here’s a template for you of what we expect to see in your first message:

“Hi, my name is (your name). I’m (age, height, weight etc). I’m currently in/planning to be in (city/town). I’m staying at (hotel, address) and I’d like to see you on (dates). I like (things you want) from (name one, two or all three of us).

For purposes of this arrangement we label ourselves gay not because we’re effeminate in any way; it is for the psychological appeal aspect of it for you: your idea of three “gay” males being sexually exploited by a real gay man. that does not mean you have to be a HE-MAN; we like all kinds of gay males, even with “feminine” features. so although we use the label gay when escorting, we’re very masculine by nature, with no actual effeminate features, and no one in our lives knows that secretly we are cocksuckers and ass ponies and ass bandits for hire. everyone we know thinks we’re str8 guys, and the only people we know are “normal” str8 people, both male and female.

Guestbook of threebrokelads

StolenBeat – Dec 3, 2018
Correction: Right isn’t real either.

StolenBeat – Nov 30, 2018
Right is the only real one. The other two are young army guys he took a selfie with.

etudiant63 – Nov 25, 2018
Left is throwing the white power hand sign in that pic if you didn’t notice.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Active/Passive
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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VanGogh, 21
Timisoara

I am looking only for guys who have very hard erections.

I don’t respect the behaviour of not sending pictures with face just because you’re discrete. I don’t care, I have to know.
If you are cute, maybe it will be for free but
Anal sex: (only for citizens of Romania) 150 RON + without sending face photo = 400 RON

I actually don’t suck cock, I don’t enjoy sucking, but if I choose to, by myself, there will be no charge.
You can ask for sucking, but it’s an unstable service and I can only honor your dick with my butt.

In case someone tries to bust me I’ll tell you straight off, I’m homeless and a drug addict, and I sleep at the train station.

Guestbook of VanGogh

VanGogh (Owner) – Nov 27, 2018
That’s the entire point. He was very mentally ill and deeply troubled. That was invoked in his art, which is some of the most widely recognized in history.

YWKM – Nov 27, 2018
Van Gogh cut off his ear.

VanGogh (Owner) – Nov 17, 2018
It might sound crazy for you, but I am not here for a regular job or psychiatrist help or a place to live.

Shiro_Nox – Nov 12, 2018
If you’re not old enough to feel nostalgia for the bullshit and hassles and hygiene issues and emotional challenges involved in hooking up with street trash nodding out junkie hustlers I would probably steer clear.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150 RON
Overnight On request

 

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blamingyou, 21
Rock Island

Im a serious person and very dark. I love sex of all kinds as long as its not happy shit, happy shit is garbage and should be treated as such.

*Had to redo my profile due to RETARDED JERKS and will continue to do so if necessary.

Guestbook of blamingyou

blamingyou (Owner) – Dec 8, 2018
TomasBT, don’t be too sure you want to get to know me well enough to arrange that. Everyone thinks they know and understand me. If only you could see what goes on inside my head, hear the things I hear, think the things I think. It would drive any “average guy” insane. I could be insane already for all I know. And if I am, then so be it. Lock me in that padded cell. Watch me bounce off the walls in a maniacal fit of laughter. Shoot me up with those sedatives. It isn’t going to change me. I’m dark, twisted, morbid. A borderline sociopath stuck in an endless loop of false dignity and hopeless destiny. If after this you decide you want to make an arrangement with me, then go right ahead. But I will tell you this much. People make me sick. And if you dare say “But you are a person too” I will slice you with a rusted blade. I know this. I’m not some daft fool that tries to fit in by hating people without reason. Today’s society is so sickening I’m surprised I haven’t tried putting a bullet to my skull to rid myself off this putrid planet.

TomasBT – Dec 7, 2018
I don’t want you to touch your own cock any more. I want to decide when you can cum. I want to control your urges. If we can come to a financial agreement, I will have full ownership of your cock.

Here’s the deal. Even when we’re not together, your cock will belong to me. I’m the only one who can touch it. I’ll be the only one who can make you cum.

Think about it. You’ll go for days and weeks without jacking off and you can only cum when we meet. And if I want you to. You’ll be very frustrated but financially secure. It’s all up to you.

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF Active
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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asillypiggy, 18
Mission Viejo

I’m 18, looking for a onetime fast thing, I’m staying at the Ayers Hotel, 28951 los Alisos blvd in Mission Viejo. My parents car broke down a 100 miles from here and I’m in our room by myself. I want to lick someone’s socks and be fucked for $300… until 6 am only, then we’re driving to San Diego.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
Safer sex Always safe
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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remineedsitinhisbutt, 18
Drachten

Step 1) The mandatory requirements:
• 1.1 → If you do not send a photo you can already forget it 📸.
• 1.2 → From the place where you live, you must come to Friesland or Groningen. Do you have a car and are you willing to pick me up? Then prepare to come to the middle of the Netherlands 📍!
• 1.3 → Stop asking to fuck me when you have a relationship, because I have a big problem with people who do not have enough sex with their own partner. If you are like this, you are really low 🤮 !!
• 1.4 → Don’t be too fat (<90 kg) … In some cases I make an exception for a few kilos ⚖️.
• 1.5 → Arrive clean, otherwise you can also forget about it 🚿.
• 1.6 → I’m pretty bored by people who smoke pot, so especially then do not send a message 🚭.
• 1.7 → A very good penis (19 cm or longer). Sexual fetishism is also required 😜. ℹ → My penis is 18 cm long 📏. __

Step 2) Do you meet all my requirements?
• 2.1 → If so, do you have the courage to send me a message 🤭?
• 2.2 → If no, then you may jack off thinking of me in peace 👀!

Step 3) If you do not get a reaction from me you will know:
• 4.1 → This is because you do not meet my requirements 📋.
• 4.2 → It could also be because you’re ugly ✋🏻.

Additional information) An exclusive relationship.
ℹ → Because I think that I have experimented with men enough, I am ultimately planning to work towards an exclusive relationship 👬👨❤️💋👨💋. I hope this with a nice, sweet, very rich, unique (for example, I’m hot for men with an intellectual disability *). This means that it could be just that I can not have sex anymore, so I would say: try to grab your chance now if you meet my requirements, because if you wait longer you might be unlucky 😉 !
* Having an intellectual disability is not mandatory, but I’m obsessed with stupid men 😊!

ℹ → Some people here keep it to themselves (or sometimes say to me) that this ad seems very arrogant, but I do not really mean that! As I hope in particular to attract men with intellectual disabilities, I am only trying to get over what I want as clearly as possible! 😅 …

End of my ad.

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. HBD, Jane. She’d probably win an election. ** Dominik, Hi!! I’m fine, I think, let me think … yes, I’m good. My back is still not right, but it’s a bit right-er daily, which is how my back always re-rights itself. Yeah, between now and Xmas is going to be work-work, crunch time, and it’s going to be hard, but I think we’ll get it done in time. Five days is like … nothing, or almost. Great, maybe you’ll even enjoy these last work days and start looking fondly at the bookshelves and rude customers and things. No, your cough came back?! The bastard! Time for antibiotics? Ha ha, I can feel your discomfort at that soiree. I hate those kinds of things like the plague. I even hate parties with my friends. I hate parties. Weird, but, anyway, your ‘fish out of water’ evening provided a colorful, contagious little anecdote to read, at least. I don’t know what my week’s highlight was. It was one of those weeks. Oh, I did see a visiting friend, that was nice. I hope your weekend is amazing. I’m not sure what mine will be like. It partly depends on how mild or ferocious the weekly protests are today. The vibe I’m getting is mild, but others predict a huge eruption. I’ll let you know, or the international news outlets will. ** Scunnard, My greatest and most utter pleasure and joy, Jared! And the book is riveting, truly. It’s eating me. ** Jonathan, Hey, buddy. Always great to have you here. And thank you for conducting that very cogent and terrific interview with Mr. P-K. Paris is Xmas-y and cold and nice, and we’ll see if it gets torn apart and burnt again today. Can’t tell yet. Well, I had planned to have the treasure box with key buche on Monday with Michael, Bene, Milo, and Zac, but we just found out it’s unavailable, and the Salernos’ second choice is the train, so that’s the first. The one at the top of the list — the pod-looking one — is for sure, and that’ll be for Gisele, Steven, Zac, and me next week. Then maybe a third one, as yet undecided. Enjoy Dublin. Oh, we’re going to show ‘PGL’ in Dublin, I don’t exactly when yet. Maybe you’ll be there. And I’m pretty sure we’re showing ‘PGL’ in Oslo in early March. Maybe you’ll be there. I need to get my freebie of the ‘Pyre’ KTL album. They put out the ‘Ventriloquist Convention’ demos?! I didn’t know that. Yeah, we rejected them, but not because they weren’t good, obviously. Huh. Again, loveliness to see you, sir! Take care! ** _Black_Acrylic, It probably would have been the same in the USA about the art warehouse fire, if that helps. Not in France though, probably. Good old culture loving France. Awesome about the show, and about the sales! Whoo-hoo, man! Throughly enjoy the workshop this weekend, and, duh, offcourse you will. ** Steve Erickson, Everyone, here’s Steve’s 2018 music top 10 list in Gay City News. I mean here. Yeah, that pigeonholing is so super boring. The Third Ear Band comp, yeah. Curious about that. Thanks! ** Right. The 15th of the month happened to fall on a Saturday this time, and that means you have an entire weekend to parse December’s highlighted escorts in your inimitable and unique ways, so do that. I will see you on Monday.

8 Comments

  1. “I actually don’t suck cock.” BYE FELICIA!

    And speaking of cock —

  2. Hope your back continues to improve, Dennis. Perhaps the train buche will help.

    Some of these guestbooks are totally “The Sluts II”! I never expected to see a Steve Buscemi reference in a guestbook. And if I were an escort, I’d triple fees for any prospective client who mentions “blockchain”.

    Jared, congratulations on the new book. Will definitely look out for it.

    Bill

  3. I was at the DCA print workshop this weekend and finally created the long-awaited Diamond Dust Camperdown Elms screenprint. I’m happy with the way it turned out although it does rather lose its sparkly shimmer when viewed through a computer screen.

    Got an email today from my tutor at the recent short story class recommending that I submit my #inplaywithray story to something called the Red Squirrel Press which I think is a Scottish imprint that usually does poetry but also publishes the odd bit of short fiction too.

  4. Dennis, Yeah, hahaha, I didn’t really want to discuss them either. I just always find it interesting that they were my gateway, so to speak, to City of Night.

    Well, I think just about every act of violence in real life is gratuitous, so why not have it in our Art. Why is that such a bad thing?

    But yeah, Maupin. Maybe I’ll try something of his just to be fair. Or somethng. I don’t, I feel like I’d be setting myself up for wasted hours of reading. Who knows? Maybe I’d like that stuff the way I like some Disney shows. 😛

    The Warhol exhibition was totally sold out, so we didn’t get to that. We just ran around, ate, shopped, all that shit. We had a really good time. LPS bailed at the last minute, saying that we didn’t want him to go and that we’d been looking at him funny all week. What the fuck? Didn’t go to school Friday and didn’t go to the required drug class Saturday, and then said that if I don’t like and say he did, then I don’t have his back. Oh, and then we get home tonight and there’s a hole in the bathroom door and Kayla’s door jamb is all chipped away where he tried to break in there and steal something (probably her weed). Kid is paranoid as hell and spiraling. I don’t really know what to do.

    He did tell his girlfriend the other day -Kayla heard him- that he’s miserable here and that we’re mean to him. Frankly, he’s so full of shit, it’s not even funny. We treat the boy like gold, except that we ask him to go to school and pass his classes. Ugh.

    Anyway, onward and upward.

  5. I thought about your back pain after seeing ASMR vlogger Phoenician Sailor do a 65-minute DIE HARD-inspired live-stream last night. He constructed a set that very closely resembled the vent Bruce Willis crawls through and spent the whole hour lying in it while talking to people on YouTube.

    The psychedelic rock video program I presented at Anthology Film Archives this afternoon went very well. I was surprised that about 30 people showed up. The theater couldn’t post a list of the songs or artists included on their calendar or website, so quite a few people came up to me after the screening to ask me what bands I showed. Playing the videos through a movie theater’s sound system was great. I’d like to do a follow-up with rare punk/post-punk/New Wave clips next spring, if possible.

    Most of these pics look like they were taken by a professional photographer trying to look “edgy” to impress people on Instagram. I think blamingyou is sincere, even if he expresses himself like a teen who wants to be an emo rapper. Do threebrokelads really think, in 2018, that there’s a connection between gayness and being effeminate? That actually seems charmingly back-dated.

  6. Hey Dennis,

    I totally agree about the layered sentences, that has become something I’ve gradually become more attracted to the more I’ve been reading. It’s something I think I was naturally attracted to when I started reading a lot more, but never actually registered as one of the most important qualities in prose. Probably not until I started reading Joy Williams or Blanchot. Speaking of Joy Williams, did you read her new story? I read it yesterday and it’s on par with her best stuff. I always see that she reads them aloud, which I think is so cool but I can’t imagine ingesting it that way, not until like two reads at least.
    I haven’t really had time to work on the story this weekend and will probably be putting it off for the majority of this week because I have to write papers for my classes. It’s so, so not ideal, but I also think this is a story I really want to keep tinkering with and actually put out into the world (rather thank leaving it as a workshop exercise), so I’m going to work through it more over the break no doubt. Good news though, I got into the classes with Ann Lauterbach and Peggy Ahwesh! One is a “writing lab” (in ann’s words), and the other is a film production class (even though I haven’t made a movie since high school, this break will also be a lot of relearning basic film stuff.) So next semester should be an intensely busy, creative time in a very rich way (fingers crossed).
    Very great news about Gisele loving episode 1!! So this week you’re working through Episode 2 and 3 then?
    Yeah, ‘News From Home” is totally incredible. She’s made a way stronger impression on me than I expected, for some reason. Not that I didn’t expect her to, but so far I’ve seen ‘Jeanne Dielman’, ‘No Home Movie’ (which might be my favorite), and this one, and all have affected me in a “total game changer” kind of way while maintaining a similar style, if that makes sense. Are there any movies of hers that I should check out next?

  7. I wonder where all these adverts come from – I have never found anything like those before!

  8. Hi, Dennis! What a bunch of sluts! Ha ha. Just wanted to say hello because it’s been forever and a day since I’ve come on here and said hello. And BTW, I realized recently that since I didn’t get the chance to say hello and chat after the NYC screening of PGL (my boyfriend was itching to split when it was over–he didn’t sleep well or much the night before), that I never got to tell you how way into the movie I was. I felt mesmerized by everything the characters did and said and then I was physically jolted in–jumped from–my seat during the end scene. You and Zac are definitely mastering film. I look forward to more. And I’m totally late to the Mine for Yours 2018 party, but of course I typically never have much to add as I’m always catching up on my reading and listening from previous years. The only new music I bought in 2018 was the following, so by default they are my faves:
    All Nerve by the Breeders
    Sir by Fischerspooner
    Soil by serpentwithfeet
    Torn Down by the Cure
    Titles with the Word Fountain by Liars
    XVII by Nonn
    Safe in the Hands of Love by Yves Tumor

    I had bought Station to Station from Bowie at some point this year and became obsessed with it, so was listening to that a lot; I had never given it a full listen before.

    I was worse with books this year, the only fiction published in 2018 that I read was Chicken by Lynn Crosbie, which is a mind-blowing novel–and I’m not just saying that because she’s my friend. I read lots of other novels but none published in 2018. The only poetry collections I read from this year were Charlie Bondhus’s Divining Bones and Stephen S. Mills’s Not Everything Thrown Starts a Revolution–both of which rocked my world. I bought a shit ton of poetry books published this year but looks like I’ll be reading them in 2019 and beyond. I don’t know how you keep up; I’m inspired to spend a year reading only new work published that year and not backtracking at all.

    Oh, I also I read a chapbook from a Canadian publisher knife fork book called The Machete Tourist by the poet John Stintzi. Cutting little book.

    Nonfiction, forget it–all older books.

    I did get to some terrific art exhibits. While in Chicago I got to see an exhibit called “I Was Raised on the Internet” at the Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago that was very entertaining. I went to the Wojnarowicz exhibit at the Whitney in Manhattan, and that was just a magnificent day. At MOMA in NYC I saw an exhibit of work from the Zairian/Congolese sculptor Bodys Isek Kingelez called “City Dreams.” It was all these sculptures of futuristic looking cities made out of garbage. Ugh, and now I can’t remember what the hell else I saw. Oh well.

    Movies: Hereditary; Halloween (2018); Nico, 1988; Revenge; Permanent Green Light; Mandy; Quiet Place; Upgrade; Cam; and I know there are others but this is all I can remember. Did you see Hereditary?

    Well, this is way too long now. I read on the blog that you were having back issues. I hope you find relief from that sooner than later.

    Oh, and I have to read and listen to so much of your list. I didn’t even know Jeff Jackson had a new novel out. I loved Mira Corpora from him, so definitely need to pick up his new one. Also was not aware that Lynn Tillman had a new novel out this year. I must get my hands on that as well. I had my head up my ass with all the fun planning of readings and so forth for my book release in September. I have more readings coming up but thankfully others are planning those. I read in Toronto about three weeks ago, and that kicked ass, and next I’m heading to Los Angeles for the first time to read at Book Soup on January 26. I’m excited that it’s on Sunset Boulevard. Has that place been there for a while? Do you remember it from life in LA? Anyway, I’m going to get on my way and make dinner. I will try to catch you at the next event you’re in NYC for, or maybe one of these days I’ll end up in Paris and will have to meet up for coffee or something like that. It can happen. Ha ha.

    Take care Dennis. If I don’t get on here before end of the year–hope your holidays are spent doing things you enjoy. Best always.

    Robert

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