“So we each snorted a huge line of coke then I shoved my tongue down his throat and knocked his tonsils around like wind chimes.”

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imaginativename, 20
Amsterdam

I will say right away that I value myself highly and therefore my price will be appropriate. I am not bragging, but you should know about my merits:

What distinguishes me from all the others is not only my face and body, but the details of my skin, my kisses. My beauty is what will woo you when you lay your eyes on me but by the touch, the smell of my skin the taste of my lips and asshole is what you will remember long after we part.

Here you’ll find a detailed overview of my offers, including prices. All sessions last a maximum of 50 minutes unless otherwise agreed.

Basic Session

€250 – Just you and me – time for intimacy, passion, and anal Sex (passive only)
€280 👅🍑 – I’ll let you indulge in my ass to your hunger’s content.
€300 (Standard) – 🍑🍆 – I’m passive for anal and let my ass be pampered.
€300 💦 – Whether on me or anywhere inside me, I’m open to anything.
€350 (Intensive) – 🍑🍆 – Anal with a gradual build-up and extra attention and force.
€450 – 🍑🍆🍆 – For those who love it double penetration and particularly intense. The client arranges the second partner.
€600 🏠 – All of the above plus fisting.

SM Games

€350 (light) – 🔗😈 – Restraints, light spanking, and gentle domination.
€400 (intense) 🪢 – Complex bondage techniques and longer play times.
€450 (intense) – 🔗😈 – With harder spanking, wax, whips, and more.

Additional Services

Luxury Outcall €600 🏠 – I will come to your home and give myself to you in your own surroundings. Includes a 60-minute session.
Adventure and Action Package €1,400 🏞️ – A full-day adventure with activities of your choosing, followed by a 90-minute sex session at an exclusive outdoor retreat.
Exclusive Party Session €1,700
🎉 – An exclusive experience at a private party or event. Includes a 90-minute free4all session and personalized support.
Overnight Stay €2,200 🛌 – A full night of passion and unbridled sex. Includes breakfast and a second 2-hour session in the morning.
€5,000 🌍 – An unforgettable weekend in any destination of your choosing, including flights, accommodation, and several intensive sessions.

Guestbook of imaginativename

palldium – May 12, 2025
He’s a sucker for music with a killer beat and plenty of bass.

Makegr8thinks – May 8, 2025
A complete person – physical and spiritual beauty – and complex – his silences translate an exceptional spiritual depth, reminding me of the description of the meeting between Hadrian and Antinous from Margherita Yourcenar’s book. A day has already passed since our meeting and happiness still floods my soul when I think of him. I wish that like Hadrian I could put an empire at M’s feet, but since this is impossible, I only hope that the money to hire him again will materialize soon.

Vonn0506 – May 5, 2025
Easily tannable skin

Ryeguy500 – May 1, 2025
Small dick obvs.

imaginativename (Owner) – Apr 27, 2025
It helped that you were so wealthy, droll, and excited.

barefucker44 – April 27, 2025
Fucking this boy … it’s difficult to express the sublime. Translating that sense of nirvana into written words is a bridge too far for mere mortals.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick Uncut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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ImAStar, 18
Zurich

My name is Mika, I’ve just turned 18 and am straight. I have a 26cm uncircumcised cock and shoot huge cumshots. 😅

I need people to film me fucking my sex doll torso. The filmers should be open to public/outdoor use. 😜

I have a very good camera with lights, etc. 🤤

Should be from near Zurich and older, youngest I would go is 45, eldest is 80 👌👌

The films would be for me privately and for the filmers if desired.

Guestbook of ImAStar

ImAStar (Owner) – May 6, 2025
I haven’t had sex with my girl for over a year, because I don’t turn on girls anymore.

twickenhamguy – May 6, 2025
I’ve seen your sex doll porn. I am constantly watching it naked on my sofa and around the house. Everyday, evening and night. 7 days a week. I break only to change it up a little and go on Telegram.

ImAStar (Owner) – May 3, 2025
I’m in relationship with a girl who can’t accept this part of me, so I do this from the closet, which makes me a fraud, I know.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Danish, German, English
Position Top only
Dick L Uncut
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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ExtraSex, 22
New Orleans

I’m the straight bottom you have been looking for your whole life

Im not gay

Imagine, you and me in a hotel room, me kept under control by money guarantees… I have to do everything you say. it’s your dream

Come on faggot don’t be ashamed, give it a lick, fuck it, it’s good for you. this is who you really are

Guestbook of ExtraSex

GAYSUSPECT – May 9, 2025
Please say yes and let’s get married. I can’t live without you anymore. You are my great love and I know I am your great love. It’s not for nothing that I have already put together so many big plans. You would come back to me again and again and I’m sick of all the fucking you get. Even though I always say that you have to carry out this ugly crap, you are always looking forward to seeing me, that’s why let’s get serious and get married. My love for you is so great that I will accept that you will continue to let this ugly crap finance our wedding.

ExtraSex (Owner) – May 7, 2025
You had me at “Sup”

IPay2LickShoe – May 7, 2025
Sup I want 2 lick the bottom of your shoe

DADDYFORTWINKK – May 4, 2025
ExtraSex is also an interesting dude so it is also nice to have a drink before, during or after fucking him.

BohemianTop – May 2, 2025
He’s a 5’4″ skinny twink who loves money more than life itself.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L Cut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 600$

 

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5ESCORTS_YOUNG, 18
Lima

We are 18, 18, 19, 19, 19 years old. We are escort boys. There are 5 of us in total. We are the only five escorts in Lima Peru.

So we offer: You can give us a blow job. You can eat our asses. We’ll fuck you if you want. We can piss in your mouth, cum in your mouth and ass. WE CAN BLOW YOU. WE LET OURSELVES BE FUCKED. JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION!!!!

We are 4 people during the week from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m. During the weekends and holidays, we are 5 people from 1 p.m. to 4 a.m. It doesn’t have to be 5 of us; we don’t rent individually; less than 3 people of us isn’t possible!

And please don’t write, “How much just to rent the boy in the blue coat, for example.” NO!

Guestbook of 5ESCORTS_YOUNG

5ESCORTS_YOUNG (Owner) – May 9, 2025
Jezus Christ we hated that part!

CakeMaker – May 9, 2025
Wow Amigos, that was sympathy from the street. I fuck three of these little bitches almost 120 minutes nonstop when they wearing their skater clothes on my bed!

spermslurper – May 3, 2025
I love to suck nuts, and taste cum. Let me know if you like your nuts sucked and how does your cum taste and all that jazz.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L Uncut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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5MinuteFucker, 22
Hamburg

I recently turned 22. I’ll come visit you, and fuck your ass. I’m a quick cummer; It won’t last more than 5 minutes. For that, I’ll get €30 from you. Then I’ll disappear again.

Guestbook of 5MinuteFucker

5MinuteFucker (Owner) – May 11, 2025
I was born and brought up in Illinois USA before I relocated due to that I was called by a porn industry wanted me to act pornographic because I have pretty good looking face and build, bearing in mind that I always wanted to be a porn star since I was 13! I never thought I’d be a bisexual porn star, but I’ve found that I love it. I’m one of those rare bisexual porn stars that have done a bit of everything. I have made pornographic films since started my career. I have performed alongside other bisexual porn stars including Wolf Hudson and Tony Orlando and I’m really opened up to performing in a number of Bi titles fucking some of our favorite models including Dante Colle and Draven, Lela Star, and Navarro. From the scenes I was given to perform, I also performed in all positions: I respect everyone and like helping other people who really need help because Im blessed.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Top only
Dick XL Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 30€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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EscortCenter, 24
Berlin

Tell me what kind of escort you are looking for and I will ask around to find exactly the right one for you. I have deep connections.

Guestbook of EscortCenter

EscortCenter (Owner) – May 8, 2025
I can get you someone very close to that but he works as an autopsy assistant Sun-Thurs 7-4 for two weeks then Tues-Sat and he can’t be available during those times.

LeatherHH44 – May 7, 2025
Can you get me him or someone exactly like him?

EscortCenter (Owner) – May 5, 2025
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

thatfagcraver – May 3, 2025
How much would it cost me to get the Czech porn star Kyle Polaski to live in my home between May 27th and September 1 while I terrorized his holes? I’d cook and clean and buy him weed and alcohol if he wanted.

Body Type Varies
Body Hair Varies
Ethnicity Varies
Smoker Varies
Tattoos Varies
Piercings Varies
Languages Varies
Position Varies
Dick Varies
S&M Varies
Dirty Varies
Kissing Varies
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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serviceboy4whatever, 20
Hauptstadt Prag

I’m super cute and fun and kinky and really nice and always broke and thinking about transitioning, maybe taking hormones, and I like young guys but I like money more.

Guestbook of serviceboy4whatever

eatitnerd – May 10, 2025
I think I convinced him that he would not be a hot girl and that his penis is a valuable resource for himself and gay men but time will tell.

dost1987 – May 5, 2025
Disabled guy here looking to fuck you frequently. More frequent the better. I’ve got a very high sex drive and am willing to hire you very often. I use a wheelchair, but can get out of it easily. If you ever wondered what it’s like to be fucked by a disabled guy, find out!

DeepOralDad – May 2, 2025
Although I have a lot of experience eating mouth, I’ve been thinking A LOT about wanting to push my kissing game to a more extreme level. So we each snorted a huge line of coke then I shoved my tongue down his throat and knocked his tonsils around like wind chimes… I cleaned up afterward.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Czech, English
Position More bottom
Dick S Uncut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Ask
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 180€

 

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I_want_money_, 18
Dallas

Good morning rich people.

I’m a poet, artist, philanthropist, dandy, aesthete, and philosopher. In addition to the services offered in my profile, I can write you a poem, paint your portrait, or play music for you if you have a piano forte. I confess I prefer to spend the night with you and depart in the morning, whenever possible.

Chemical sex is possible (cocaine, k, diet pills, and other drugs), but I only consume my own.

Guestbook of I_want_money_

guyfromthepast – May 12, 2025
The Smurf is very small and overestimates his market value.

Osacred – May 10, 2025
Up until recently I’ve believed myself to be straight, however, after sucking this boy’s cock I’ve begun to have doubts. I know for a fact that I wasn’t physically attracted to his body. That is besides his penis. I was also very curious about everything to do with his cum, perhaps I just felt like it would be tasty, I think that is what I felt like. I consume quite a lot of more “fantastical” porn in which unrealistic amounts of cum is consumed, but there’s something very hot about being made to consume a thing like that. Idk.

MasterFuckYou – May 7, 2025
Greedy and pretentious but I turned his asscrack into a public pool so I’m being churlish.

I_want_money_ (Owner) – May 4, 2025
No Nazis, MAGA, or Republicans. I can’t in good conscience give you a reward for helping the attacks on our community -including our trans siblings- go unchecked. Learn your history and stand together with all queer people or you are the problem.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL Cut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 230$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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Sergay, 19
Berlin

Sergay is new to Berlin. Only for alpha males who are in need to pump their semen inside a boypussy. Write, if you’re interested.

Guestbook of Sergay

Jeff666 – May 8, 2025
Met him today. He’s very lower class street meat, used, but makes a youthful impression. A bit surreal to have him in my house. Velvety-soft skin, slim body. Kisses frantically and blows fantastically. I fucked him with a huge dildo, his ass swallowed it all right away, and he squealed like a child.

Tymartin – May 1, 2025
Anyone who pays to have sex with this trash is a LOSER!!! That includes me!

MissEmilyAnarchy – May 1, 2025
So he’s landed in Berlin now. I know the little guy from the street hustling scene in Moscow. He lets himself be fucked rough, deep, and raw, over and over again, multiple loads, no mercy, no pulling out. He also sucks cock until the end. Nice little guy.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Russian, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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Simoniscrazy, 19
Staffordshire

Hey! First of all: If I don’t respond for a while, I’ve probably been wiped out!

I can be your hot fuck, your slave, your boyfriend, your property, your slut,… I’ll do anything, really, there’s nothing I’ll say no to!

I love: poppers, fisting, spanking, hitting, choking, kissing, spit, cuddling, loving, hard, screaming, aggressive, scat, I really love that, extreme, ass licking, sniffing, pissing, crying, degradation, humiliation, farting, feet, jockstrap, socks,…

Everything is optional, not mandatory!

So, as you can see, I can be a cute twink bottom boy, but also an aggressive masochist!

You can have me as your permanent boyfriend, but also as your property, a slave. By slave, I mean truly tied up, 24/7, no limits, even for years! If the chemistry is right, even for life!

I’m also happy for romantic dates, dinners, company meetings, introducing me as a boyfriend, marriage is also possible! You’d just need to support me financially and convince me!

Please let me know upfront if you want me for an hour, night, hours, days, years, boyfriend, property, husband,…!

Regards, Simon 😘

Guestbook of Simoniscrazy

Simoniscrazy (Owner) – May 11, 2025
You didn’t / I just lower my price.

Oceanguy – May 11, 2025
I may have put him out of business, I’m not sure.

himhim – Apr 27, 2025
Just to verify that for the price of a baggy of meth you can heinously violate him. Want to fuck his throat until he vomits up god knows what? Have at it. Toilet play? You betcha. Give him your worst. Choke him out. Beat him. Leave marks and reminders aplenty all over his body. His only rule (and I do mean *only*) is that any marks you leave on his body need to be concealed by clothing. Beyond that, he’s happy to let you live out your most depraved desires.

Simoniscrazy (Owner) – Apr 23, 2025
But hey if we make out you’ll get me hard and then I’m a pussycat.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Lucaprofondo, 20
Rotterdam

I know what I am and I am proud of it. I am a fashion and art obsessed model who happens to be horny 24/7. I don’t care about criticism and the like. I am a little effeminate and very pretty. I am not looking for gifts, roses and beautiful company or masters. I love sex with older men and I enjoy myself by being used by them.

Guestbook of Lucaprofondo

Droveallnight – May 10, 2025
His face is an aphrodisiac. His ass is an aphrodisiac. Everything about this example of the human species is an aphrodisiac.

Lucaprofondo (Owner) – May 7, 2025
Outside of my chaotic mind, I being alone silently admiring paintings and sculptures.

urc94 – May 6, 2025
This young man left a deep impression on me. It was immediately clear that he does modeling. He walks perky, as if on a catwalk. In his tight, beautiful jeans a small but mischievous bulge and an ass that makes your knees go weak. It is by far the most triggering ass in the twink population. Where it differs from others in the wider context is that it willingly abdicates its freedom for money, which is a key difference, the importance of which cannot be overstated.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Italian, English
Position Versatile
Dick L Uncut
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Ask
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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drunkboy, 20
Rome

had this yesterday had delete dur to gf snooping

usuallt drunk, always love beeng photographed & probs looking to meet rn

if u know me irl you don’t

Guestbook of drunkboy

MyStick – May 10, 2025
At 12 o’clock, vodka is poured.

tangy – May 8, 2025
I’m an artist and before I left I did a drawing of him.

drunkboy (Owner) – May 3, 2025
i’m engaged to marry my girlfriend but when I’m drunk I’m not into females.

Droveallnight – May 1, 2025
A decreasingly cute young alcoholic at his wits end.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Italian, English
Position More bottom
Dick M Uncut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Aromantic, 18
Paris

I’m still a ♈ looking to get porked by men before I go all the way and get 🥰 about it

I lived before in 🇯🇵 I love this country 🇫🇷

I won 🥇 and 🥈In the competition ⛸️

I studied literature in Bytom. 📖

My hobbies ⛸️🎸📖

I only had one experience when I was groped by a stranger on the bus.

Guestbook of Aromantic

exs117 – May 12, 2025
Agree with the others but what mattered more to me is he has a pure heart, cause I am human and a pure heart is like a pot of Gold

tax7299 – May 9, 2025
This is just some kind of astounding fantasy… I can’t even imagine that a boy with such a slim build could have such a juicy butt. Such butts are usually found on overweight people, and having a big butt is usually offset by an unattractive fat body. But here, a slim physique comes together with those most delicious butt possible. Where are the Guinness World Records representatives?

Deltaplus – May 4, 2025
There is a landmark in Paris that outshines the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, and the Arc de Triomphe combined – his ass. I wonder if he gets his jeans tailor-made? There’s no way standard ones would fit his narrow waist and that booty!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S Uncut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Ask
Kissing Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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littlebodybigheart, 20
Police

Hi I will meet and earn money from someone nice 💴💵

Guestbook of littlebodybigheart

martin1969 – May 7, 2025
Child of God

littlebodybigheart (Owner) – May 3, 2025
Give me money so you can enjoy my young body.

jollyhotdog – May 3, 2025
I heard you live longer if you give head.

ManInMidtown – May 3, 2025
Don’t believe a single word he says or writes to you. He lies like he breathes.

littlebodybigheart (Owner) – May 3, 2025
I only meet with entytophiliac guys, sorry to all you non-entytophiliac guys but you creep me out.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Polish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick Prefer not to say
S&M Ask
Dirty Ask
Kissing No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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TWNKCORY, 19
Fujairah Emirate

Im Cory, Im Canadian, Im 19, Ive found myself living in UAE.

Everywhere I go men hit on me, Its a bit overwhelming but Im not averse.

I decided to set up a business venture.

From now on if you see me in public and want me, ask for my business card.

Guestbook of TWNKCORY

MCOXL – May 8, 2025
I fucked him 3 times in 2 months, but i never had to pay.

MisterClever – May 7, 2025
Cory’s candy coating comes in a number of flavors that help him seamlessly shape shift between a fun loving hippie boy at rave festival campgrounds to a cyberpunk hentai succubus to a smirking pool shark bending suggestively over the billiards table to a slutty degenerate girlfriend.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M Cut
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Ask
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 160$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** James Bennett, Hi. Thanks, but, no, it’s not quite the final draft. Oh, I wish we could shoot it soon, but first we’ll have to find a producer then raise the funds to make it, so very unfortunately that’s a long ways off. Shit, condolences about your soon to be defunct employer. You probably can easily use a month off though, or I’m imagining, what with Ssnake building up. So congrats about that part? I saw an email from you this morning before I was coffee-d awake, and I’ll go crack it. Thanks! Yes, I’ll send you my mailing address. Thanks again! Super happy that you and Adem are going to hook up. That should be bolstering for you both. Bon Thursday! ** Steeqhen, Happy you get to see someone who means that much to you. Lorde, obviously. I’m going to see Destroyer in a smallish joint, and the tickets were close to 90E, and he’s not even that popular, but I don’t blame him. I blame internationality. Oh, maybe, about the fake Britney keying into my work interests. Huh. In the film world, 80% of the people you (or I at least) approach about showing or distributing or whatevering a film never respond. It seems a business practice. ** Misanthrope, High hopes. Well, wrong choice of word there. Did Sherlock Wines solve the case? Urgh, dude. ** Alistair, Hey. Yeah, I was like the only person I knew at my high school who wasn’t suicidal, I think. I’m big on birds too. I think they’re my favorite ‘animal’ as well. Lots of pigeons live on the exterior of my building. I used to feed them until my neighbor complained and I found out that it’s illegal to feed pigeons in Paris. Can you imagine? Also crows, the occasional seagull, those little birds who only sing (and a lot) after dusk, and bats if bats are technically birds. A bunch of bats live in my building’s awnings and at night they fly in high speed circles around our courtyard. Thanks about my poems, pal. ** Carsten, Hey. And Ken Jacobs is still making really interesting films last I checked. I like your writing methodology, of course. I only do that to some degree when I have to do readings and figure out what speaking style to deliver them in optimally. ** _Black_Acrylic, I always liked Angus Fairhurst’s work. I hadn’t realised he died so young. Jeez. I’ll go tour what there is of his stuff online and maybe give him a DC galerie show. Thanks for the alert. ** PancakeIan, Yes, when I was at DisneyWorld and saw those IRL Goofys and Princesses and so on flouncing around in the moist roasting air, all I could do was fear for their inhabitants’ lives. I assume those get-ups aren’t air-conditioned. When I was at Epcot several years ago, it was very much like traipsing through some mostly deserted shell of a 70s mall or the ruins of a long dead World’s Fair grounds. I actually saw Walt walking around at Disneyland when I was a kid, but he didn’t see me. I eat eggs, but that’s my only vegetarian edge. Someone once described their vegetarianism by saying he didn’t eat anything that has an asshole. That kind of fits my version. It’s true, Happy Pancake would have fit right in with those boys up above. ** julian, The record store was called Blue Meanie, and I just checked, and it was technically in El Cajon. Long dead, I think. Paris used to have an amazing record store called Bimbo Tower. It was incredible, but it died suddenly without warning about 10 years ago, and no other store has remotely taken its place. No, I swore off non-fiction and journalism about, yikes, 17 years ago. I liked doing it, but I personally don’t think I had the gift to do it well enough. It was always very hard for me, much too hard considering the tight deadlines and the sometimes very frustrating editing they would do on the articles. I did like interviewing people. I think I would still do that if someone exciting was offered to me. Interviewing Keanu was a highlight. He really was as sweet and great as everyone says he is. Interviewing Brad Renfro was one of the strangest. He seemed very tortured. As someone who’s made a lot of art about suicide, I look forward to your take should you go there. ** HaRpEr //, Hey. Haha, yeah, I wrote a theater piece for Gisele Vienne called ‘The Ventriloquist Convention’ that had about 15 ventriloquist dummies in it that had to be named. Most of them I ended up giving human names that had one been common/popular parental choices but were out of fashion. That seemed to work. Hm, I’ll have to dwell on HeleNDMA because no-one is jumping to mind. Hm. Anyway, exciting that you’re excited about the work. Zac’s and my next film has a main character who’s a little boy who always wears a hand puppet, so I can kind of relate. I have noticed that ‘unalive’ thing. It’s not as good as ‘he offed himself’, to me at least. ** Uday, I’ve lost many friends to suicide, my great friend/muse George Miles being the most important. I would ‘kill’ to have directed Buster Keaton, although, having been a small child at that time, I doubt said film would have ranked high in his oeuvre. A neat trick, if you don’t know it, at least when you’re sleeping, is to turn on and point a fan at your bed. Even on the softest setting, mosquitos can fly if there’s any breeze at all, and they stay away. Works like a charm. ** Okay. The escorts will escort you into the 16th day of the month reliably. See you tomorrow.