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Chris Burden Bed Piece, 1970
‘In Bed Piece, Burden worked within the conventional framework of a gallery exhibition space. He was provided with a single bed and during the opening went to bed. During the 22 days of the show, Burden spoke to no one and was provided with food, water, and toilet facilities. “In statements about Bed Piece, Burden remarked that the first few days were extremely strenuous and painful, but by the second week the days passed pleasurably…so that by the end of the show he was loathe to get up. Within the plain walls of the gallery, a cumulative lethargy bordering on an ecstatic death wish transmitted an energetic tension that forced Robert Irwin to leave his studio next door.’

 

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Louise Bourgeois Seven in Bed, 2001
‘The nude bald figures are made of stuffed pink fabric; three of them have two heads.’

 

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Harvey Taylor Sleeping Child, 2009
painting

 

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Keith Farquhar Lap Gods, 2018
Nylon sleeping bags, toy dogs, branded coffee cups

 

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Taras Polataiko Sleeping Beauty, 2012
‘Ukrainian-Canadian artist Taras Polataiko devised the exhibit at the National Art Museum of Ukraine, which sees women lie asleep for three days, while potential suitors are able to kiss them. If the sleeping beauties open their eyes, both man and woman are contractually obliged to tie the knot.’

 

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Carsten Höller Two Roaming Beds (Grey), 2015
‘In 2015, Höller introduced a pair of robotic beds that cruised through London’s Hayward Gallery as participants snoozed. At £300 for two per night, the experience also included tubes of gendered toothpastes, concocted by Höller himself “to induce and influence male- and female-oriented dreams.”’

 

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Hans Op de Beeck Girl, asleep, 2021
Wood, polyester, metal, polyamide, coating

 

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Antony Gormley ROOM, 2014
‘A geometric human figure, the external portion of this “inhabitable sculpture” by renowned British sculptor Gormley, sits perched atop the southern wing of the Beaumont, a hotel in London’s ritzy Mayfair district. Forming a stark contrast with the hotel’s pristine neo-Georgian facade, the cluster of cubic forms contains a suite—which starts at £1,420 a night—complete with a high-ceiling bedroom, living room, pure white marbled bathroom, and large windows shrouded in blackout curtains. Unveiling the work in 2014, Gormley dubbed it a “hermit’s cave; a primal space within the city but removed from the city entirely”.’

 

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Jon Sasaki A Rest, 2016
‘Poses borrowed from depression-era dance marathon contestants are held with increasing difficulty. Without a partner to lean on, the poses become an urgent sort of endurance feat for a solo dancer. Stances that are restful when buttressed by a partner become unsustainable stress positions that cause the solitary body to strain and finally collapse.’

 

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Liz Magor Burrow, 1999
‘Liz Magor’s Burrow is a cast tree trunk that houses a sleeping bag.’

 

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Susan Philipsz Sleep Close and Fast, 2020
‘Sleep Close and Fast presents a new seven channel sound installation featuring recordings of lullabies sung in the artist’s own voice. Culled from a variety of sources including cult horror films, opera and literature, the lullabies chosen all share dark and haunting undertones.’

 

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Steven Shearer Untitled, 2020
‘A series of seven billboards plastered with photographs of sleeping people have been covered up after organizers of Vancouver’s Capture Photography Festival received a flood of angry emails. The photographs, by the Canada-based artist Steven Shearer, debuted at the Arbutus Greenway on Tuesday, and were plastered over by Thursday, before the festival had officially begun. The images, culled from eBay as well as the artist’s personal archive, reminded viewers too much of dead people, it seems.

‘Festival founder Kim Spencer-Nairn told the Art Newspaper that the emails she received were “vitriolic,” with residents claiming “it made me want to vomit” and “it reminded me of dead people.” Based on the response, she said, “Clearly we overestimated Vancouver’s appetite for provocative work.”

 

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Ricardo Basbaum Capsules (NBP x me-you), 2000
‘In the mid-’90s, Brazilian artist and writer Basbaum launched “New Bases for Personality” (NBP), an ongoing theory-based project—including both manifestos and installations staged all over the world—to explore concepts like human interaction and visual cognition. At the Tate Modern’s “Between Object and Architecture” exhibition, his cage-like “bed-capsules” lie partially open, inviting weary (or Instagram-savvy) museum visitors to crawl inside and become active participants in the work.’

 

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Liu Xiaodong Sleeping And Insomnia Series, 1996
Oil on canvas

 

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Martha Araújo “Para um corpo…”, 1987
‘“Para um corpo…” (“for a body…”) is a series of mattress-like works exploring the human form as both fragment and whole. Carved in the human form, these foamy sculptures had people lying inside and on top of them.’

 

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Paul McCarthy White Snow, Asleep, 2013–2014
Bronze

 

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Frank and Patrik Riklin Null Stern Hotel, 2016
‘This summer, twin conceptual artists Frank and Patrik Riklin placed a bed atop a Swiss mountain and charged visitors 250 Swiss francs per night to sleep under the sky. It marked the second iteration of the pair’s Null Stern Hotel, first realized in 2009, when they transformed a 1980s Swiss fallout shelter into a commercial space that sleeps 14. A dig at luxury hotel brands busy adding a sixth, even seventh star to their ratings, they promote a “zero-star” concept (Null Stern’s motto: “the only star is you”).’

 

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Lucien Castaing-Taylor, Verena Paravel Somniloquies, 2017
‘In Somniloquies, their camera moves over sleeping, unguarded naked bodies while a soundtrack relays the sleep talk, nocturnal speculations, and orated dreams of Dion McGregor, a gay American songwriter whose hallucinatory, salacious, and sadistic dreams were recorded by his New York roommate over a seven-year period in the 1960s.’

 

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Jorge Pardo Spare Bedroom, 2014
‘Pardo constructed a spare bedroom inside New York’s Petzel Gallery for a 2014 solo show. Outfitted with a pink shag rug and a mattress, the structure was intended for visitors to explore—to step inside, peer through the multi-colored panes of glass, and even lie back on the bed and close their eyes.’

 

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Allen Ruppersberg Al’s Grand Hotel, 1971
‘In 1971, American conceptual artist Allen Ruppersberg converted an aging house on Sunset Boulevard into a lively hotel-cum-artwork. Each of the seven rooms had a theme, ranging from the “Jesus Room” (guests had to step over an enormous wooden cross to reach the bed) to the “Al Room” (chock full of life-size cardboard cutouts of Ruppersberg). The rooms cost $30/night.’

 

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Elmgreen & Dragset Boy Scout, 2008
Metal bunk bed, foam mattresses, sheeting, pillows and woollen blankets

 

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Michaël Borremans Sleeper, 2007 – 2008
Oil on canvas

 

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Iris Nesher Out of Time, 2019
‘Ari Nesher fell asleep at the Israel Museum in Jerusalem in 2008. His family was on a tour, and at a certain point, the six year old simply got tired and took a rest on some pillows at the center of a contemporary art gallery. It was a spontaneous and genuine expression of “museum fatigue.” Ari’s mother, Tel Aviv-based art photographer Iris Nesher, snapped a shot of him in repose. When she looked at the image again when she got home, she realized it was far more than just a family photo.

‘Nesher placed the photo in a file on her desktop she titled, “Ari sleeps in museums.” As Ari grew up, Nesher took hundreds of photos of him in European museums, galleries and art-filled churches the family visited while on vacation or business for Nesher or her husband, acclaimed Israeli filmmaker Avi Nesher.

‘As Ari got older, he became a partner in the process, helping choose the artworks he would pose in front of and how to position himself. In keeping with the theme, he was always lying, leaning or sprawled — on a bench, against a wall, or over the back of a pew. Mother and son decided the endpoint of the project would be Ari’s 18th birthday, at which time they would put together an exhibit of the work.

‘Tragically, Ari never made it to 18. He died in a road accident in September 2018, just as he turned 17. His parents donated his organs, an altruistic gesture eerily foretold by the last photograph Nesher took for the series, when her son was 16 and a half. It was of Ari — eyes closed — limply leaning over a pew at the Basilica di Santa Maria Maggiore in Rome. He is positioned directly under the shadow of a crucifix hanging high overhead.’

 

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Stine Deja Cold Sleep, 2021
‘Cryopreserved bodies in thermal, yellow suits are suspended in big, circular aluminium structures revolving around their own axis on small islands in a desert landscape. In the sand lie craters where artificially inseminated cells divide. A barren desert landscape is usually seen as lifeless and abstract. In Deja’s version it becomes a place for being before or after human life, or, as the artist has it, “a population in another dimension.”’

 

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Andrea Modica Fountain, 2011
‘The photographic series “Fountain” by Andrea Modica gives an insider view of modern industrial hunters, aka the Baker family. The Bakers run a small slaughterhouse that has been in the family for three generations. The collaboration between artist and family created a series of photographs that are like a well-developed philosophy of the expired, expressed with the gentle and careful use of tone and mood that constantly challenges a carnivore’s contribution to animal slaughter and its often quiet consequences (i.e. health). In this series of photographs, animal and human merge within the shadows without ever showing the blood and guts of it all, instead the photographs capture humans as lifeless as their animals and beautifully slaughtered on the inside.’

 

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Chu Yun This is XX, 2006
‘In Chu Yun’s work This is XX, a rotating group of paid volunteers ingest sleeping pills that cause them to sleep while on public display through long portions of the museum’s opening hours.’

 

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Kris Lemsalu Phantom Camp, 2012
ceramics, sleeping bags

 

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Gavin Turk Habitat, 2004
Bronze

 

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Florian Slotawa Hotelarbeiten [Hotel Works], 1998-1999
‘The series Hotelarbeiten brought Slotawa’s work to the attention of a broad audience. Over the course of a night spent in a hotel, the artist would dismantle the furnishings and fittings of his room and re-assemble them into something between a makeshift shelter and a child’s fantasy hideaway. His journey entailed stopovers in Switzerland, Italy, France, and Germany, resulting in a series of black-and-white photographs of these one-night affairs, which were published in the magazine of the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper.’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. Tomorrow morning my pal Zac and I are making a long-awaited short trip to my favorite amusement park Phantasialand in Germany. The blog will be on vacation for the duration, meaning tomorrow through Thursday. Everything will return to normal on Friday. Please feel free to leave comments in the meantime, and I’ll respond to them on Friday. Thanks. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Thanks, we definitely need some good news right now. I’m so happy you liked the Destroyer track! I’ll check out the Mac Miller. Yes, indeed, Tarzan! On my blog! What an amazing honor! Love replacing your current bed with Liz Magor’s ‘Burrow’. If you don’t like it, I think you can sell it at Sotheby’s or somewhere and make some solid bucks, G. ** David Ehrenstein, I’m not big on opera, but I’m okay with 70s gay porn. ** Bill, Hi. Yes, even a few happyish endings among the escorts for once. I bailed on Eurovision and crashed pretty early on. It was a given from the outset that Ukraine would win. The ‘desperately seeking a novelty hit song’ Norway entry seemed like the worst/best. Those were some good days you had, so if you had a slow weekend, that doesn’t sound like a deal breaker. My weekend was a dreadful stressfest, but I’ll spare you. Have a great mid-week. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, damn, but, you know, better safe than sorry is the byword. I hope/assume you’ll be sporting about by the time I get to chat with you next. Play Therapy was the only good thing that happened to me this weekend, almost literally, so thank you muchly for the fine respite. ** Steve Erickson, He most likely is. New song. I’ll cue it up as I’m packing for my trip. Everyone, Here’s Steve Erickson: ‘I released a new song, “One Mile”, last night. I’m not that confident about how good it might be, so I decided to put it out separately from my next album project. It was inspired by listening to Miles Davis’ “Prelude” and realizing that while it’s very complex rhythmically, it begins with 5 minutes of one-chord rhythm guitar.’ ** Okey doke. Here’s a post to help you guys have a pleasant three-day nap while the blog’s captain (aka I) am away. Have fun, and see you on Friday.

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Milk, 21
West Java

please take me away from toxic family:(

Guestbook of Milk

Frost95 – May 3, 2022
PLS FORGIVE ME BRO NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

Milk (Owner) – May 3, 2022
i solemnly swear that i am good

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Asian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Javanese, Sundanese, Madurese, and Betawi, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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KyngOvDiamondz, 20
Milan

100% real photo guarantee. Silicone ass! It will surely not surprise you that I am very, very, very expensive.

Guestbook of KyngOvDiamondz

LoveU8 – May 10, 2022
It’s a wig.

popupandsayhi – May 9, 2022
Regular butt preferred.

available_anytime – May 9, 2022
Probably since the umpteenth person asked him wtf is wrong with your ass.

Tipsea – May 9, 2022
Since when is having silicon ass implants a selling point?

KyngOvDiamondz (Owner) – May 8, 2022
I’m open to a sugardaddy after my current sugardaddy departure from the earth which will be soon.

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Italian
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 500€
Overnight Rate 2500€

 

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musclestud22, 22
Phoenix

The idea of men watching me as I work out at the gym is the biggest turn on!

But the idea of men paying to watch me work out in their home gyms is even more arousing!

My young, fresh and smooth body is so ready to be watched working out from close up or far away or wherever you want.

For an additional fee the feel of men placing their hands, their breath and their mouths on me while working out is beautiful perfection.

My current life is good but I so want the best.

Guestbook of musclestud22

musclestud22 (Owner) – May 5, 2022
Thanks for the compliments, my dopamine levels appreciate it.

PhillipOStein – May 5, 2022
I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts. I draw and paint Nudes. I hired him to model nude for me. I loved him from the front the best. My style is realistic.

Kentacky – May 1, 2022
He is very in-tuned with his body, has an intoxicating scent, and a very fit pelvic floor.

gemini02 – April 29, 2022
, it is what it ISSSS 😚 and it’s exactly the same except for one thing it’s NOT FREE 🥱😂

Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Hetero Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position No answer
Dick M – Cut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 111$
Overnight Rate 111$

 

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Connerlane, 20
Santa Barbara

I’m mostly passive and rarely active for anal sex.
When it comes to oral sex, i give and take.
If you like it, you can also kiss and cuddle with me and talk to me about everything. But please also be realistic and remember that I am an escort boy and I don’t actually give a fuck about you.

Guestbook of Connerlane

malepignose – May 10, 2022
I have huge nose fetish, especially upturned pig nose like yours, which makes me turn on very hard. but it should be pulled up strongly as far as it goes.

I like make pig nose most by hand, by hook, tape, pushed against window… If you have nice nostrils, I’ll lick them till my saliva is all over.

I know this is rare fetish, but I heard you are about all fetish, so why not?

Welcome to my world, and if you rent me your nose, tell.

Yourmineskaterboy – May 9, 2022
Are you a skater? You look like a skater. I live a hetero life, but behind closed doors I enjoy fucking young skaters. I enjoy smooth skaters, punk skaters and thin skaters. I really like smooth skaters. No facial hair. I have been fucking skaters for 15 years. I have a lot of experience fucking skaters. I live 2 blocks off the beach. If you want to spend a weekend you can skate for two hours a day. I will fuck you though. I am very horny, but DO NOT HIT ME UP IF YOU’RE NOT A SKATER.

Body Type Average, some hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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Idiot, 18
Brighton

I’m a young man who is hung like a donkey and love to give my huge dick to older mens throats and asses

Give me 300£ and I’ve give you the best night of your entire life.

I see myself as an extension of the gay street hustlers from the 1970’s. I call them my hero’s.

Guestbook of Idiot

UglyassSlut – May 2, 2022
Idiot didn’t quite trump the night my daughter was born but he came damn close.

Saminmyh3ad – Apr 30, 2022
He shot so much cum it was pouring out of my nose.

__moon_ – Apr 23, 2022
You deserve our money more than we do because you are better than us.

subdaddy77 – Apr 18, 2022
Second time hiring him. Going to take my time writing a review, and when I finish it’ll be too long.

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Arab
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 300£

 

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heart_opener, 19
Naples

Been on and off here a LOT with the pandemic messing with my brain over the last few years but am more settled and am ready and am very keen to find some money this way. Apologies to everyone I have spoken to and run away from in the past, yuck behaviour, but it’s not gonna be the same anymore.

Some things you must know about me is that I have absolutely no experience with gays and have never been in bed with a male as of now. I would simply like for someone to start our date with is you doing hypnosis to change my mental thoughts. Another thing to note is that I do in fact have a girlfriend and I would like to keep this a secret from her for now. Now for the good stuff!

Guestbook of heart_opener

ErosWired – May 6, 2022
I’ve never understood the appeal of having one’s cockhead bathed in stomach acid, but I’m not judging.

PIGTONIGHT – May 6, 2022
it’s not always the gag reflex, the throat shape, bulging or neck injuries can also impede.

DickDownDaddy – May 6, 2022
I’m amidst an overnight with this twink with some cocksucking problems and I have a question.

Is it possible to change a guys gag reflex by forcing a cock down his throat? Or maybe doing it several times?

I imagine that there’ll be a certain amount of puking involved but will the boy finally loose the urge to gag?

I know that this sounds brutal but I’m desperate to get it all the way down.

Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Italian
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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win-win situations, 19
Moscow

Ftm. Drugs. Anything for ❄️.

Born and lives in Russia.

Gay sites are banned here, I can’t stay here long.

Guestbook of win-win situations

ntslm – May 11, 2022
Doesn’t mean a word he says and knows Jiu-Jitsu

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Trans Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Russian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
Dirty Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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nakedkid, 18
Mercer

I go outside naked in Mercer pa east market st. about to be 18 I show cars and anyone that does walk by my naked body I want to be paid and fucked

I need money, I want to money

I just really need some help I can barely get essentials and stuff for college

Guestbook of nakedkid

Alex13000_complice – May 2, 2022
I took him in the woods and had a pignic.

slamrushfly – Apr 28, 2022
At the end of the day his hole is a hole. And seriously, if women weren’t such a pain in the ass there wouldn’t be such need for sluts like him. But… they are, so there is.

Codyy – Apr 27, 2022
Hotter than hell, better than God, more desirable than gold.

meritricious – Apr 25, 2022
I added some Meth to his MDMA and a $50 poke became a $50 pokealooza!

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Latino
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate 230$

 

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MotherFuckerFucker, 24
Madrid

I love to get drunk and beat up gay guys of every socioeconomic status.

No body can judge me.

I’ll come back and add more here later at a more reasonable hour.

Also looking for a new sugardaddy as my previous one couldn’t do it anymore.

Guestbook of MotherFuckerFucker

SamIsMyName – May 12, 2022
You’re never supposed to hit a kid, but… sometimes they just really have it coming, or you’re just really angry, or maybe you just thought he’d look better with a broken nose. I’m specifically looking for a guy to beat the shit out of my 12 year old son. Would like to include as much brutality as you can stomach. If you need a “why”, he and I were close when he was very young, but ever since he hit puberty he’s gotten very great looking, and it’s driving me fucking nuts.

kinkyAndLonely – May 8, 2022
I love sock and underwear! I have wanted them for a long time, I can’t stand it anymore! Give me any!

Josealvarez – May 8, 2022
I’d like you to make sure my cheating bf will no longer function as a man!

Body Type Athletic, little hair
Ethnicity Latino
I am a Hetero Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex No answer
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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Whitexhero, 21
Älmhult

I have a BA in Art History, which is why I’m selling you my ass now. I’m 4’10” tall and disabled. I’m looking for some people to leave me walking even funnier and surprise me with the numbers of your bank account. I’m also an amateur Astronomer who has the answer (or not). I’m also an Atheist with a hot hole.

Guestbook of Whitexhero

Whitexhero (Owner) – May 9, 2022
I’ve already had 1 horrible experience here, might as well see what else happens.

Whitexhero (Owner) – May 6, 2022
Let’s debunk some stereotypes together:
– Yes, I can walk indoors. I only use my wheelchair outdoors.
– Yes, I can get hard.
– Yes, I have sense of touch.
– No, I am not paralysed.
– No, I do not take medications.
– No, I am not surrounded by assistants.

JohnMarc – May 4, 2022
Just needed someone whose butt could take some pretty damned big stuff lol and listen he’s

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 81€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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FuckEatSleepRepeat, 21
Paris

Hello old gay men, let’s talk ❤️

Guestbook of FuckEatSleepRepeat

JustAGuy2222 – May 13, 2022
I didn’t know my dream in life was to fuck Little Orphan Annie’s brains out until I was living it.

gay_france – May 7, 2022
Things I can recommend–
Dress him in a leotard.
Tape his mouth and put a vibrator in his ass.
Throw him over your shoulder.
Snack on his armpits.

FuckEatSleepRepeat (Owner) – May 5, 2022
How do you tell your best friend’s ugly ass sugar daddy to break up with him bc you need the daddy’s money without sounding like an asshole?

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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Ozzy, 18
Paris

im Ozzy.

You will suck and rim me while i watch straight porn.

i got begged once to be rimmed and sucked off, he wanted to give me
100€ at first and then got desperate and offered 150€ and 30€ for the drive. This made me curious to be honest.
Since im not gay, i cannot get an erection if i dont watch straight porn during the rimming and blowjob. I shoot a lot of cum.

I wanna see how far I can get without the standard services.

I’m 16 but matured duhh.

Guestbook of Ozzy

OSlRIS – May 11, 2022
You’ll neither regret it or remember it.

T_enai – May 8, 2022
Your body is poetry

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Hetero Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages French, English, Romanian
Position Top only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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DinkyDude, 18
Fez

I have been told once that I’m a beautiful boy so I’ve decided to become one 🐥

I am a young dirty punk who likes to be dirty and who is not ashamed to go out like that.

Looking for a sugar daddy with a dick that’s shorter than 7 inches to be my slave

🫣 none of ur business

Guestbook of DinkyDude

howdoimakeyouloveme – May 1, 2022
I love butterflies. I have read that they can fulfill our dreams and they bring them to heaven. That is why we should not catch them and stop them on their way. I wonder if I were a butterfly what wish errand you would give to me? Perhaps I can do that. I also like flowers a lot too. And black clothes.

Body Type Average, smooth
Ethnicity Arab
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Arabic, English, French
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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niceteen, 18
Stansted

Glad you have stumbled across me, i am a Emo shaved bottom. If theres something emotionally important to me or in the vicinity of myself i would like to address it with no hesitation.

ive decided i want to go into the sex work industry as a way of trying to get off universal credit & im desperate to change where i currently stand & out of options.

im routinely hit on by men of all orientations and countless guys and porn stars i have been with told me that i need to try escorting so here i am. All of my money earned will go to things that are essential to my outlets & aesthetics.

Guestbook of niceteen

niceteen (Owner) – May 1, 2022
I’m glad you were here Mr. Ambrose. It means that you were interested in me. It was very joyful that you were with me. Thank you again for the flowers. I’ll take care of them. I love that my home is so fresh and calm now. Flowers are a life of joy that bring a lot of pleasure.

MrAmbrose – Apr 30, 2022
I work as a Psychotherapist and spent last weekend with this boy devouring his mind, body and soul. It was a beautiful thing, and the results speak for themselves. I think others will find his service in the sack to be greatly improved. You’re welcome.

controlyoutotally – Apr 25, 2022
You forgot to mention that you’re a conceited little stupid bitch.

niceteen (Owner) – Apr 22, 2022
I’m actually really shocked by the way that a lot of guys have approached me on here.

I am a person, not simply a bundle of hormones and nerve endings. As such, please don’t introduce yourself with pictures where you’ve photoshopped my head onto the bodies of young guys being tortured.

jo96 – Apr 22, 2022
i wanna fist a pig! where my pig at?

Body Type Slim, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Active/Passive
S&M No
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150£
Overnight Rate 400£

 

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newfaceinhell, 18
Milan

Here to get your shit in my mouth, you join me, you tie me up like a salami and I eat right out of your ass, you should just know how to force everything down my mouth from your guts, I provide full ingestion, once I have swallowed it all you will be free to go. You can wear a mask.

(Obviously, this description is parodic hahaha. I’m a nice boy looking to meet nice men and make some money :-)).

Guestbook of newfaceinhell

Scotttheman – May 7, 2022
My name is Scott Pullishy I love shit and butt I am single. I have tried shit once before I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

newfaceinhell (Owner) – May 7, 2022
I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Body Type Average, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, Italian
Position Versatile
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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thewishgranter, 18
Brussels

I want to belong entirely to a man or couple over 50. You must be able to completely isolate me for the long term so that you can carry out all your perverted desires. You must be ready to show that it is possible (photos, etc.). I’m Asian, slim, hairless and still look very young. If you don’t like very young looking boys, please don’t react.

Guestbook of thewishgranter

thewishgranter (Owner) – May 3, 2022
I think I think 2 much

thewishgranter (Owner) – May 2, 2022
Yes I’m real and if I wasn’t I wouldn’t tell a bunch of total strangers, so why ask?

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Asian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Chinese
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Incalls 1 Hour 300€
Incalls 2 Hours 600€
Incalls Overnight 2000€
Outcalls 1 Hour 450€
Outcalls 2 Hours 850€
Outcalls Overnight 4000€

 

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BroWannabe, 20
Oberhausen

– I’m bisexual, have a girlfriend who doesn’t know.
– Passive and submissive
– Doing this because my girlfriend isn’t enough.
– For more, just ask me..

Guestbook of BroWannabe

funpen – May 7, 2022
Not sure if its possible, but I would like to sell you at auction.

ThePain – May 5, 2022
He’s free now to come out the closet living with his mum. Hit him up for blowjobs.

ThePain – May 4, 2022
I’m his girlfriend and just found out that he’s Bi. I’m so devastated to the point that I want to end my own life… do those of you that are bi and in a relationship with a woman ever for once ask yourself what would happen if your female partner would ever find out. It fkin hurts so much. So BroWannabe aka Alan Minster in the closet denies and denies … Now the proof! it hurts as hell.

guido – Apr 26, 2022
I took him from ( o ) to ( O ) and you can too

Body Type Athletic, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Bisexual Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 140€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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OperaArtist, 21
Warsaw

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A HIGH QUALITY PHENOMENAL MASTERPIECE OPERA SINGING EXPERIENCE …

WELCOME TO MY ROLLERCOASTER!!!

I CAN GUARANTEE MY SINGING WILL PUT YOU IN A TRANCE, YOU WILL THINK IT’S A DREAM… YOU WILL NEVER FORGET AND ALWAYS REMEMBER… THIS EXPERIENCE… PHENOMENAL MEMORIES… FOREVER WITH YOU… FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT MY VOICE IS MUCH BETTER THAN ANY SEX …

Guestbook of OperaArtist

pablosalvatore – May 12, 2022
I have never tried nothing like that in my life so fucking curious

Body Type Athletic, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Polish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick Prefer not to say
Dirty No
FF No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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little_drummer_boy, 22
Miami

I’m a model, singer, rapper, songwriter, play the piano, dancer, and like to watch Amazon Prime. I’ve come to realize that I am also a greedy materialist, and in order to be fully satisfied in a relationship I need a partner who can pay me to help me embrace my true nature. I don’t want to write down how much I’m looking for explicitly because I always set my expectations so high :(. But maybe you’ll surprise me. I’m looking for a wealthy man who is smart, charming, attracted to me and knows how to pay me at all times.

Guestbook of little_drummer_boy

little_drummer_boy (Owner) – May 9, 2022
I was voted himbo of the year by some magazine.

Oliver_otd – May 8, 2022
I was in Santa Monica relaxing at my hotel. Not really looking at all. Around 2 am I get a call on the room’s landline phone from a guy whispering so quietly I could hardly understand him. He said he saw me in the lobby and would I be interested in fucking him for compensation. I gave him my cell# and then he texted me a picture of his ass. It was gorgeous so I agreed.

it was like 5 minutes and he was there. He was jaw dropping hot and looked familiar. he mentioned he was an escort then I remembered seeing this ad and salivating at his pictures. He named an exorbitant price and wouldn’t budge so I agreed.

he got naked quickly and I went hard as a rock. He said he was vacationing with his sugardaddy who’d fucked him all night and fallen asleep and he wanted some more money. Before I knew it I was in him bare. I pounded him for 10 min until I came inside, stayed in got hard again then fucked him and loaded him again. he named a price for a third load and I tried but I was too spent.

he said sex the money from his sugardaddy was great but every so often he needed more.

Body Type Athletic, little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 400$
Overnight Rate 1300$

 

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Tristan_Sinclair, 19
Toulouse

I am a young French actor best known for my X-rated roles in pornographic productions but with some experience on stage and in television commercials.

I am looking for work with video and film makers for roles in which I am asked to empty and/or fill you or other actors of your choice.

My ideal is to be offered work under contract for an established twink porn producer but will accept work for OnlyFans entrepreneurs and guys with iPhones.

Guestbook of Tristan_Sinclair

Tristan_Sinclair (Owner) – May 12, 2022
I’m now being paid to transition into female so be nice. For the people who are interested I’m staying pre-op. I can be my complete self and keep my penis, so that doesn’t bother me. I now like make up, nails, lingerie and all that.

badthingsyo – Apr 29, 2022
If you’re looking to inseminate an asshole that sends in very sensual paradise, fold him up like a deck chair and I’m sure you’ll find one.

blacksouss – Apr 28, 2022
You want to inseminate a juicy young cunt unilaterally?…then you should get in touch.

Tristan_Sinclair (Owner) – Apr 25, 2022
I’ve started self hypnosis conditioning training. It’s slowly melting my mind.

BIGCOCKDICK2 – Apr 20, 2022
He let me fuck him for a long time and inseminate him several times in a row and I swallowed three loads of his sperm.

Jordan_leboss – Apr 17, 2022
makes his hole available for uncomplicated fucking and insemination. could’ve have fucked him literally forever like never be to be a completely unfucked individual again. is that nice enough?

Tristan_Sinclair (Owner) – Apr 16, 2022
Please be nice when writing about me. A lot of this is still kind of new to me. I’m just very sensitive sometimes and I could read what your trying to say wrong.

Max38_ – Apr 16, 2022
tight, horny, slim, hot cunt to bash and inseminate and his sperm tastes awesome.

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Trashyfagboy, 19
San Antonio

Teen chem bttm slut here in San Antonio looking for drity bug depraved af tops to breed and flood my boypussy with hot toxic Aids and poz nutt. Looking to become weak whore for old men to keep and use 24/7. No morals, no limits, no regrets.

Guestbook of Trashyfagboy

TARZAN – May 9, 2022
I am Tarzan,

Thanks.

Sincerely, Tarzan

Aurqtti – May 5, 2022
Bruh wym you can’t lie this pig is hot asf

FennelBig4396 – May 5, 2022
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I curse the person who suggested I open this profile

Analex – May 3, 2022
Hey how are you sexy pic you look dead makes my soul out of the brain .

justus – May 2, 2022
Just finished with this boy. Left him passed out in Greenway area of Houston TX. Left the door open if anyone wants the address.

Body Type Slim, smooth
Ethnicity Latino
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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Iguessimback, 18
Manchester

Just that rare cute twink who’s so horny and high asf I even like bears and fat old people.

Work in a bar on Canal Street.

If you figure out who I am pls let me know irl 🙂

I’m going for a hike now see you later.

Guestbook of Iguessimback

sex_and – May 9, 2022
My problem with him is related to the fact that his vocabulary of erotic words is limited to “fuck me”, delivered at various volumes and tone and supplemented by the occasional interjection of “yes”. I don’t ask for a Shakespearian-level thespian, but give the scene some whimpering and screaming, ffs.

Body Type Average, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No answer
FF Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 120£
Overnight Rate 900£

 

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Payme, 18
Köln

Student needs money. Wanna lick my ass? Best ass you’ve licked or you can bitchslap me.

~ 7h max!

Guestbook of Payme

Assplease – May 4, 2022
Hi
Do you want your ass licked?
I would love to lick your ass

Anonymous – Apr 30, 2022
He also calls himself Scullymaurice from time to time. He’s underage and only out to blackmail and/or rob people. At the end of March there was a court hearing against him at the youth court in Duisburg. He was judged not yet criminally liable of the crime in question because he was only 14 at the time. Better keep your tongue off this bastard!!! I didn’t, and it was a very expensive rimjob for me. And the kid doesn’t even get horny, half impotent and can only squirt a drip.

BrunoAdeguster – Apr 29, 2022
his ass was built to lick and his dick wasn’t

Anonymous – Apr 26, 2022
WARNING: PAYME IS A CATFISHER (WILL WASTE YOUR MONEY + TIME YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK.

YET ANOTHER WHO DESERVES SHOWINGUP FOR WHAT HE IS. – WHO WILL WASTE YOUR MONEY+WASTE YOUR MONEY.

We planned to meet Apr 26. Now 3days before blocked again like all the other occasion Chatting about our another meeting on Apr 29.

Before we were to meet Apr 17, he blew me out.

UMPTEENTH TIME BLOCKED AFTER CHATTING JUST BEFORE ABOUT TO MEET AND DO SOMETHING FOR REAL IN REAL LIFE.

BLOCKED AGAIN JUST BEFORE ON APR 10.
AGAIN FOR NO REASON For no reason except hes a CATFISHER. – YET AGAIN WASTED OF MONEY+TIME I WILL NEVER GET BACK.

Previous time we met Apr 3 I rimmed him he stole my wallet used my credit cards. I asked to meet again Apr 7..Never wanted to do anything in real life again then. Now on April 26 2022.

WARNING TO OTHER SHIT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD & SHIT-FOR-BRAINS LEFT-WING NEANDERTHALS — AND MOST WHO AGAIN OBVIOUSLY BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH DERRYGIRLS, AGAIN.

Payme (Owner) – Apr 21, 2022
I don’t want you to do anything else to me other than kiss and maybe fuck me.

Body Type Slim, little hair
Ethnicity Mixed
I am a Hetero Man
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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NothingButAHoleAndNothingMore, 19
London

I realized at a young age that my asshole was special and capable of great things. At the time I wasn’t sure what my purpose was in life, but somewhere along the road it all became clear.

If my hole is empty, then so am I. I don’t want to feel empty any longer.

Dreaming to travel all over the world as a backpacker.

As I cannot afford a trip, I have been looking for chances to situate my hole somewhere in your country for couple of weeks or months.

Only my Profile is in your area. Pls note, physically my hole is NOT nearby you.

I am located at Latvia.

Keeping my profile at your area as I desperately want to visit.

We only get one life and I want to see how far I can take my hole before my time runs out.

Guestbook of NothingButAHoleAndNothingMore

subis – May 8, 2022
It was a great pleasre however your big hole was a bit too much for me. Your hole ist really, really big.

SexxMan – May 7, 2022
His ass is a broken piece of shit. Other than that he’s really affable.

laurentbcbg6 – May 6, 2022
The benevolence of his ass doesn’t deceive, it is as geologically fascinating inside as it is conventionally unassuming outside.

bherber1997 – May 5, 2022
He take care about himself so it is not the type you could fuck and then clean your dick by his hair.

NothingButAHoleAndNothingMore (Owner) – May 4, 2022
I have many dildos, blindfolds, a hood, a wrist to ankle spreader bar (not Velcro), and wrist to neck collar (also not Velcro).

Body Type Average, shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
I am a Gay Man
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Latvian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 350£

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, He’s impressive. ** Bernard, Today, yes. Let’s text shortly and make a plan. Whoop! ‘The Grifters’ is a good novel. Like McCain and Willesford, yeah, but … rougher maybe. More explicit. Prose-wise. I think Del Toro is really overrated. Gossip, moi? I’ll try. Eating at some point: big yes. Okay, you did just make me question my normal pleasure at not understanding the human-produced sounds around me. Touche! Talk/see soon! ** Misanthrope, Ha ha, Bernard. Most people seem to have their mid-life crises when they’re well past midlife. They should call it something else. It’s sunny in the good way here today. A little rain would be nice though. Fat chance based on looking out the window. I hear Ecuador is cool. Um, no, you’re going to have to save your Ton-like anal-like kiss for Bernard for when you next see him. Pre-scat era, I assume. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Thank you. We’re definitely going to need those crossed digits of yours. Kill me with kindness maybe? I’m glad the happy portion of that love worked. I would say that’s the important part, but sometimes I wonder. I’m imagining the look your yesterday love’s face, and it’s a beaut! Love putting on his headphones and listening to the newish Destroyer song ‘Tintoretto, it’s for you’ on repeat for the second day in a row, G. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, fuck! I’m awfully glad to hear you’re feeling better and ready to make your escape. And you managed to launch the Happiest Hour despite it all! Everyone, Joy to the world aka the new episode of Ben ‘Jack Your Body’ Robinson’s soul restoring podcast Play Therapy is back to give you the clout you need to get through your weekend! Here! Thanks, maestro, can’t wait, and I hope you’re feeling infinitely righter. ** Steve Erickson, My version doesn’t, but it’s a pdf, so … ? No, I haven’t checked in on Eurovision yet. Aren’t they still doing the qualifying rounds, or maybe I’m behind. I don’t know if I can take more than the actual, finished program. ** Robert, Hi, Robert! Of course I remember you. I have, like, a sieve-like memory, or whatever they say. That is such a great Bernhard line, for sure. The French are huge for me. French avant-garde lit made me whoever I am, and it still does sometimes. There are a bunch, but I definitely highly recommend Maurice Blanchot (esp. ‘Death Sentence’, my all-time favorite novel), Robert Pinget, Alain Robbe-Grillet, Georges Perec, Edouard Leve, Nathalie Sarraute, Pierre Guyotat, … I could go on and on, but there’s a start. Who are your favorite writers and books, if you don’t mind saying? Have a topnotch weekend! ** Okay. Due to the verities of how months work, and, particularly, this one, you happen to get your escorts for an entire weekend on this occasion. See you on Monday.