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Makeanoise, 19
Accrington

18yr old from accrington, kind of emo, looking to be fucked lucratively.

im quite thin, which theoretically would make it easier for you to hold me down and fuck me very lucratively.

Guestbook of Makeanoise

BombasticSideeye – Oct 10, 2023
I loved the gloomy beauty of him, the unique atmosphere that reigned in the surface of his ashen body, the feeling of fulfillment that accompanies learning every spectral nook and cranny. However, I loathed the brutalism of the music he listened to, its trivialization of the destruction of thought.

ooo888 – Oct 8, 2023
His real name: very long.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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nowfuckmehard, 24
Melbourne

Fatigued, washed-up, early 20s former OF icon with big money problems and extremely few limits hehe!

Trying to negotiate the proverbial cesspool of renting myself unfiltered to strangers.

My only limits that I know of are extreme blood loss and of course death.

Your money gets me!

Guestbook of nowfuckmehard

nowfuckmehard (Owner) – Oct 12, 2023
I urgently need 3000$.

useyou – Oct 7, 2023
If you want him to get hard twist his nipples, chew them, bite them, pull them. Things like that. Worked for me at least.

FFistHole – Oct 5, 2023
Had an 8 hour date with him, what a wreck, but his buttocks are still exceptional, me and my bf indulged heavily. Nice burnt out energy besides the sexual part.

kSlutt – Oct 1, 2023
All right, I’m here to have fun with your bod not to listen to your drama and BS. If I don’t hire you again grow a brain, you’re a whore.

SuckNFuckfaggot – Oct 1, 2023
Unstable guy who gets delirious very quickly.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 175$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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houseplant, 21
Landstuhl

I’m only looking for VERY OLD MEN.

NO YOUNG PEOPLE 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I am not an escort
I am not an escort
I am not an escort

Young means having sex for flowers.

Guestbook of houseplant

Ludes – Oct 11, 2023
Fancy ride

houseplant (Owner) – Oct 8, 2023
I must be.

Suck-THICK10 – Oct 8, 2023
Are you a faggot? I just wonder because I suck dick and get fucked up my asshole by dick but I am not gay.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish, Portuguese
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting No
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 2000€

 

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mybed, 19
Oslo

looking for ppl to come on my bed nd do me

Guestbook of mybed

mybed (Owner) – Oct 2, 2023
this is making me feel alive to be hones very into this etc

WhatsUpBud – Oct 2, 2023
I am 100% completely and totally addicted to sucking this boy’s cock and swallowing his cum. I can not describe the effect it has on me, its like a drug high. I have NO control anymore when it comes to his cock. Just the sight of it sends chills down my spine and my mouth waters. It’s a scary feeling to have so little control in those situations. But when he shows me his cock, I drop to my knees. Imagine being staggered by a cock that’s not even big, not even medium sized, screaming inside you head that it’s just a little cock, but an uncontrollable urge inside you makes you take it in your mouth. I could have cried when I first tasted his cock, moments later I was in a complete daze sucking him off ravenously.

mybed (Owner) – Sep 30, 2023
i am quite cute this gave me a pleasure when i saw horny face of a ugly person

letsgoforthenight – Sep 30, 2023
Exquisite feet (trimmed nails, no callouses or toe jam)

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Norwegian, Danish, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
PNP 420 only
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 100€

 

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YourValentine, 20
Amsterdam

Newly bicurious hairless 18 twink desperate to please daddies with the hole in my butt which I hear good things about

Guestbook of YourValentine

padad89 – Oct 12, 2023
He visited me in my hotel room. Very picture perfect ass. The sex was astounding. His ass was wild and welcoming. I came inside his sexy ass four times. After that we had a nice conversation.

Anonymous – Oct 11, 2023
BEAUTIFUL ASS, HIS STRONG PIECE THAT ASS YOU WELCOME FOR THE KINDS OF THE KIND IS THE TOP.

italianinbasel – Oct 8, 2023
Awesome hot ass, perfect in every single way.

Anonymous – Oct 7, 2023
That ass! Wow! Amazing slutty energy and super sweet at the same time. Wow, that ass! Best ass in the whole of Europe.

Anonymous – Oct 2, 2023
“Great Ass” is putting it very mildly. His butt is a dream for every fucker. His perfectly shaped ass cheeks have made me totally hard during long rimming. And then the horny cunt itself. Hmmm, so beautiful and delicious. … It felt so good to go deep into this beautiful ass with my bare cock and bump against those tender buttocks. Pure pleasure – until my juice came inside him five times.

ARABDOMIN – Oct 1, 2023
His ass is everything you can imagine from his photos & more. And yes, the velvet hole is out of this world. If you are into rimming you will be in heaven and his colon is gorgeous too; if you are like me and love to look inside very deep.

CarstenFfm – Sep 29, 2023
You will never have enough from that great BUTT!

Anonymous – Sep 28, 2023
I could write a thousand words but I’ll simply put in a nutshell: extremely good looking ass, extremely sexy ass, extremely great ass.

barelinistgeil – Sep 27, 2023
This is the HOTTEST ass I have ever seen in my 67 years! t wrapped so nicely around my cock! It is a natural wonder. AMAZING!!!

Anonymous – Sep 25, 2023
Small taut fleshy hooker boy ass!!!! My dream hole! I ate it all day! 5 stars!

datingline1964 – Sep 24, 2023
His ass is splendid and its beauty will leave you speechless. I was so intimidated and enlightened by the charm that exudes from it; it is male perfection.

sveglio – Sep 22, 2023
he has the best hole to lick and fuck ever!!!!! go 1000%!

Breitschwanz – Sep 19, 2023
He is really an artist. His ass is dancing on your cock. Every minute you spent inside it is breathtaking. One of my top asses ever – and I’ve had a lot!

marek22cm – Sep 15, 2023
This boy’s ass is WORTH everything you have! What shall I say? It is just one of the most wonderful experiences to be allowed to fill up this gorgeous boy pussy! If he is doggy, enjoy that sloppy sound sooo much. When he then allows you to investigate his ass after u breed his boycunt, it is so soft and smooth and fragrant…! just AMAZING! Honestly, one of the greatest asses I have ever seen! Can’t believe it! Fuck this GREAT-ASS!

Lederdeckhengst – Sep 14, 2023
The sex is huge. What he does with his asshole nobody can do with his mouth. I fucked it well past the second sphincter then added a large dildo to my transcendent pleasure. Even after that it literally milked my cock bone dry. Incredible ass!!!!

Anonymous – Sep 10, 2023
One of the best experiences I ever had with an ass. It is great, very sexy and very tender.

Boxingffister – Sep 8, 2023
Everything was perfect! He’s very punctual, polite and a no holds barred bottom! Most of all, he has a fantastic butt that no tPerfect resist! Drilling his pussy drove me crazy!

lordbyron11 – Sep 6, 2023
my whole long life I have never met a boy who has such an in every way beautiful butt as this boy. “Fuck for world peace” – here we have the best example that this works…! And: the original even far surpasses what you hope for based on his photos published here!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Little
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Korean, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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ciao, 18
Douglas

Im julian and im a teen in douglas az but i really like older men and it is my destiny to be turned into a robot by a wealthy man +50

Guestbook of ciao

dirkXXX – Oct 4, 2023
I’m new to all of this and I was just wondering, is it common or normal for a bottom boy to have a small cock and also be a premature ejaculator?

ciao (Owner) – Oct 4, 2023
The only thing I want back is to go to school at UNLV so be near there.

Rudimentary – Oct 3, 2023
He’s extremely insecure but the only escort on this website who can offer 11 types of fun in 1 session:
– interactional
– interchangeable
– intercommunal
– intercommunicating
– intercultural
– intergenerational
– interpersonal
– interracial
– intersexual
– interintromissional
– intromissional

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate 200$

 

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ILoveDaddysMoney, 23
London

Hi! I’m becoming more gay each day so if you like sex my bod is all yours starting now.

I am in no way plain, in both my fucking and personality. If you want plain boys, they are flooding this app.

I‘m also a music producer and you are more than welcome to do me in the music studio at my house.

Guestbook of ILoveDaddysMoney

justhavingfuun – Oct 13, 2023
I had him two years ago when he was straight and again last night. The only difference is now he kisses.

hotshot1985 – Oct 9, 2023
Imagine that you come across a guy and when you’re with him one minute he is your mate you’ve known for years that you are 100% comfortable with and then the next minute he is the horniest slut that you can imagine somehow reading your mind and doing exactly what you want without instruction! 🥰 This lad slipped from mate to piggie effortlessly. I fucked him for four hours straight him and I think he has seriously damaged my lower back!

Monster – Oct 7, 2023
More of a “Fuck yeah, harder, HARDER” bottom than a “🥺” bottom. Hats off to him.

whitemoth – Oct 4, 2023
I want you because I see videos of skateboarders being fucked milked all night long and I want that to be you, and I want the sounds of moaning to come out of you.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Average
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Portuguese
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Ask
Kissing Consent
PNP 420 only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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eatmyass, 22
Rome

You start by squeezing my buns thru my jeans. You run your fingers in between the cracks.

My jeans pulled down slowly and u have both urs hand groping each of the buns. Slowly u spank them each and watch it wobble.

Ur finger starts rubbing on my hole. Going up and down and in and out swirling it with ur saliva to make it wet.

U next press ur face to my pillows and start cleaning both of them with ur tongue.

Finally u deep licking and eating out my ass for hours as if its ur last meal.

Guestbook of eatmyass

giorgio – Oct 12, 2023
My father once told me to try everything once. If you like it, keep doing it. I hired him to see if I like eating ass. I don’t know what I liked about eating his ass or what I didn’t like, and I don’t know what I don’t know. OK, yes, I know the things I liked about it, however there is much more I didn’t like.

Hom21000 – Oct 12, 2023
His ass is originally from the confines of the Baltic, where it has kept the special light. It invites you into its singular and poetic universe of which your tongue is the major element. I have never tasted so many flavors and emotions in my inner well-being.

HelloWorld – Oct 9, 2023
He arrived drunk and continued to drink until he passed out. I watched and jacked off allowing the salvia to dribble down my chin. I hauled him over to the bed and yanked his jeans down. I grabbed his ass cheeks and spread them, exposing his hole. It was pink and fleshy in there wth a glimmering purple rectum in the distance, just waiting to be mastered by my tongue. I rammed my quite long tongue all the way in that heap of white flesh, into that funnel of hot darkness. I slowly pull it out. It’s covered with young ass juices. I ram it in again, this time even deeper. He roused slightly and turned his face to the side. I shove my tongue in deeper to drive the point home. I tonguefuck his ass with abandon. His head bounces up and down against my bed cushion. His mouth hangs open. His lips are grotesquely parted and they leak saliva on my bed sheets.

Mantoy – Oct 4, 2023
I only dislike enny thing eligal, and paying for some 1 to rim, I almost never have mony for my self let alone some els.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Italian, English
Position Top only
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Kissing No
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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AdorableTimmy, 18
Worcester

Hi gramps

My travel plans:

Nice 21/10/23–24/10/23
Bruges 06/11/23–10/11/23

Guestbook of AdorableTimmy

petithunk – Sep 29, 2023
I’m a radiant soul spreading love and positivity. 🌈✨ Proudly embracing all the vibrant colors of my identity as a gay individual. 🏳️‍🌈 Advocating for the beauty of love in all its forms. 🌈💪🏳️‍⚧️ Dreamer, believer, and advocate for a world where love conquers all boundaries. 🌍💖 Join me on this journey of self-discovery and empowerment as we rewrite societal norms and pave the way for a brighter and more inclusive future. 🌈✨

AdorableTimmy (Owner) – Sep 24, 2023
Hi haw are tou?

HopefullyNoClosets – Sep 24, 2023
When you meet him, you should hug him with love. Hold his hands and have him sit in your lap and make him feel comfortable.
To keep him comfortable lick every inch of his body. His nipples, his belly button his thighs, his cock, his ass should be licked and sucked well.
Do that and he will please you by giving your cock a nice slurpy suck while spreading his saliva on it after which he will go on to gag as deep as you could thrust.
Using calm and patient behaviour, open his my ass hole slowly with your fingers and sex toys. Once his hole gets broader, gently insert your cock slowly and slowly till it reaches his rectum. Once it gets adjusted inside, start pushing in and out slowly and then faster and harder. When you cum, cum inside his ass so that you can feel your hot semen inside him.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting No answer
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Ariana_Grindr, 18
Almaty

I’m Leon and I’ve been 18 since May. 🙈
I’m not here to make friends, but to fulfill my role as a boy.

Even at the age of 10, I was aware that there was a difference between boys and men. Men naturally need to shoot their juice regularly to stay healthy and reduce stress. Boys have the task of ensuring that men shoot in the best possible way.

For this reason I make my Boypussy available to men who need it. As a good boy, I naturally keep my ass perfectly clean, smooth and hot and sheath it in skintight jeans almost 24/7. Anything else would just be an unnecessary provocation towards men. 🥹

Please get in touch if I can help you.

Guestbook of Ariana_Grindr

StuckInABind – Oct 10, 2023
He’s a below the knee amputee and wears a prosthetic leg, not everyone’s thing so he really should mention it.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Qazaq, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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Havenoidea, 18
Høje-Taastrup

Yes I’m a boy. Use common sense.

Guestbook of Havenoidea

Wang – Oct 12, 2023
He’s a Swiftie. I had never been in the company of someone swept up in the Taylor Swift mania, so I took the opportunity to quiz him about the fanaticism. His answers were, perhaps predictably, unhelpful. He ‘relates’ to her songs, ‘She’s so cool’, etc. The sex itself was ok, nothing special. I suspect the previous reviewers are Swifties themselves, or they have low standards.

galileo_figaro – Oct 10, 2023
The prettiest boy I’ve ever seen in my life! Call him when you’re wounded cause he’ll heal you.

FuckYouHardSoHard – Oct 8, 2023
I’m extremely into drone helmets and what not and he let me wear one during sex and it was an extraordinary and immensely expensive experience.

Anonymous – Oct 3, 2023
Stunning boy. I enjoyed his entirety a lot and explored all the lust he presumably will be able to receive.

mecantony – Oct 1, 2023
Very expensive but the best on the European continent according to me now. Extremely cute, very tender and minimally male. When you fuck him you can really tell he loves his job. I reached orgasm four times, which is very difficult!!!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Danish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 3000€

 

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younggays, 19
Budapest

We are an active and passive young couple.

We need money for life.

Together, but also separately.

Is there anything on our bodies you’ve ever wanted to see? Let us know!

Guestbook of younggays

younggays (Owner) – Oct 6, 2023
We love everyone like Jesuses.

iwanturdckinmymouth – Oct 6, 2023
I love their cum. It’s my absolute favorite thing. I love it on my face, down my throat, in my hole, across my body, in my hair, on my food, flavoring my coffee …

PleasureCreator – Oct 2, 2023
If you choose the option of watching these two boys go at it, you’ll be locked into a rollercoaster of fun tailored for the 21st century. You’ll enjoy the brunette slowly pulling down the blond’s undergarment to reveal a small dreamboat ass for mesmerisation which causes him to surrender himself and his body to tingle with excitement while he appreciates the work of art becoming a feast for his eyes. He excels in topping the blond’s winsome hole properly and efficiently while you watch his derrière during his rhythmic pumping of his boyfriend’s rectum. Those smooth quivering globes are the motor behind the piston, clenching and unclenching, alternately revealing and concealing the blond’s enlarging hole that demands pleasure, stretching and soothing whilst throughout the duo suffuse the room with sounds of ardour. Every thrust by the brunette is a new revelation and shockwave of pleasure through his body causing a memorable and mind-shattering orgasm.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Hungarian, Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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helladifficult, 19
Gamla Stan

I’m a gamer and a poet looking for men to mess around, sniff my clothes, etc. I’m really into my own body odors and I’m often unwashed myself if the situation allows it. I often smell strongly of sweat and wanking… I also have extremely greasy hair. My baseball cap is constantly exposed to this. I pee and squirt in it, spit on it, make out with it and sniff it. Anyone who wants to take part in the cap worship can get in touch.

Guestbook of helladifficult

fuckyouright – Oct 11, 2023
Warning he loves to snog.

helladifficult (Owner) – Oct 8, 2023
If you have a ‘thin’ cock I may even ride it while you’re tied up.

TeenSnifferPermanently – Oct 7, 2023
As my name says my life purpose is to sniff teenagers so no human ever has to deal with their god like stink. My dream is to find a teenager who will let me do that forever. If you aren’t into it just tell me thats okay. You can just laugh at me and my journey into giving up humanity to sniff you 24/7.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft SM
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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Luckkkkkkkkkkkkkk, 19
Vienna

Hi I am a single economically impaired young gay looking for single wealthy young gay (<35) to create an interesting sugarbro relationship with.
I am not interested in anyone who is not excessively attractive and rich and generous. I am into reality.
I mostly play the bottom role, provided that I judge you worthy of it (from physical attractiveness, character and generosity).
Once our relationship is installed I’d be ready to explore emotions very deep, as long as it doesn’t interfere too much with my social life.
Beyond money I love classical music, opera, philosophy, artsyish activities and clubbing.

Guestbook of Luckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

GandalfTheGay – Oct 4, 2023
Please blackmail him. His real name is Joona Minkkinen.

Oinker – Oct 4, 2023
Don’t tell people you’re open minded and like everything because we both know it’s not true.

xobestie – Oct 4, 2023
He’s only suitable for sadistic men who are interested in destroying someone’s mental health. Men who will be capable of, and take pleasure in, fucking with someone’s mental and emotional state to the point where he develops multiple mental illnesses. Men who wil turn him into a self-hating, paranoid, lonely fuck toy. He needs a man to break his head and fuck him up, ideally over an extended period of time. Make him fall in love with you. Make him question his reality. Turn him into an unstable, crying mess.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, German, Italian, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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samuel18toxic, 19
Munich

Samuel is a poz, German, bareback versatile bottom porn star who’s done 212 porn scenes and had sex with 149 different people on video (that we know of).
124 known anal scenes
Total bottom 51 times (41%)
Has been fucked by 47 guys
He’s been pozzed by 94% of the guys who’ve fucked him
35 different guys have cum in his ass
Has been a fisting bottom in 2 videos
Has been a scat top (15%) and bottom (85%) in 8 videos
Total top 48 times (39%)
23 different people have gotten his poz load in their ass
Versatile 25 times (20%)
97.5% of his fuck scenes were bareback
He is available in Munich for exclusively toxic sex and preferably with a lot of scat

Guestbook of samuel18toxic

zack – Oct 11, 2023
Hi my name’s Zack, I’ve watched many of your porns and I’ve always felt an urge to fuck a load into your ass so here I am, I haven’t seen you in person obviously but from what I feel I would really love to shoot a load or two into you, it’s been something of a fantasy of mine for a long time.

ErosWired – Oct 9, 2023
Understand that Samuel was trained, extensively and systematically, to be a sexual service provider for men. This was not casual play, it was Pavlovian-based experimental psychological entrainment, and it was both effective and successful.

massive_load – Oct 9, 2023
He will do literally anything. Anything, anywhere. He’ll do it.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position Mire bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 3000$

 

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Toasty, 20
Paris

My name is Ivan. Romantic Slavic boy and many other things, living my best years in the most touristic city of the world – Paris🥐🧀

I’m a musician and currently study acting. My dream goal is to do musical theatre🌚
I absolutely love Tarkovsky, Meredith Monk and Virginia Woolf (I have no idea why I mention that, most of people here don’t care and don’t know who they are. But if by chance you share these interests and want me – thank you a lot, I would appreciate it🌺)

I’m very passive in bed 👁️🗣️🍌🤬 and do mostly classic stuff (not professionally though, but fine I hear). I hate being labeled as a slut, so pleeease respect that! 🦒

P.S: If you have a grand piano, I will marry you! I’m completely serious! 🤵🏻‍♀️🫠

Guestbook of Toasty

deleuze – Oct 9, 2023
I don’t have a piano, but I’m a philosophy student and probably horny.

Cider – Oct 8, 2023
Yes, he’s smart and cultured, but he has dumb bottom energy.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Russian, French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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anxious-man-pleaser, 19
Riverside

Welcome to the hell! Everything is lewd here. For my part, i know what going through hell feels like, so I won’t go back.

So, please, if you load your gun with desire and shoot at me with it, I’ll bloom in lust. So, order anything from me you’d like, nothing’s changing my mind. Even though I may have given you more than you asked for, i’ll still always demand: give me more.

Sometimes I guess my appetite is eerily erratic

Now that I’ve become a full-course identity, take of bite of me!

I hope that I’ve become a delicacy, that I’m worth something. I don’t care of how unhealthy it is, because there isn’t anything I’d rather be. Call me obsequious, I guess I’m a bit histrionic.

Give me your dire chaotic worst and I’ll give you perfection. I’ll eat ’em all, the desires of any man I’ll meet here, just to make them squirt.

Guestbook of anxious-man-pleaser

anxious-man-pleaser (Owner) – Oct 1, 2023
I would like it to be filmed and post vids on the side and gain a following but if not then ok so be it.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Some
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 58$
Overnight Rate 62$

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Thank you!!! Not only very sad but completely inexplicable. There used to be a great, year-round haunted house attraction here called Manor de Paris, but it didn’t survive being shut for two years during Covid. High hopes that your cold stays non-horrible. I think what with weirdo global warming where it’s too warm one day in October and then brrr the next, the mosquitos are becoming confused and lifespan-greedy. Hm, particularly tough to choose a fave amongst that bunch for some reason. A Haunting in Hollis is legendary, and I’ve always wanted to do it, even if it’s hard to tell what it is. I really like the look of Frightmare on Forestview. It looks like it’s made by some very dedicated, kind of obsessive weirdo. The Haunted Canoe Trip intrigues me because it’s so novel, but I have a feeling it’s not that fun in reality. So, I don’t know. I guess Frightmare on Forestview in a pinch. What was your longed-for neighbor. Love loading his gun with desire and shooting at you with it, G. ** Misanthrope, Fuck em all!!!! Any 16 year old who doesn’t want to go to a haunted house attraction is destined to go bald, get fat, and spend his life working as a bag boy at his local supermarket. We’ll see how ‘popular’ he is then. Enjoy the chilling. My goal is to not chill. We’ll see. ** _Black_Acrylic, Condemned Valley is indeed very high on my list. Good eye, man. You’ve got home haunt connoisseurship in your blood. All everyone in Paris is talking about right now is rugby. I guess there’s some big tournament or whatever you call it. Down the street they’ve built this whole kind of rugby-themed theme park, and my neighborhood is beset with alcohol-impaired dudes wearing what I guess are civilian versions of rugby uniforms. It’s interesting. Sort of. ** 2Moody, Yes, and thus my decision to front Fulci on my humble space here soon. I do so love those underdogs. Being one myself. You too? Hisayasu Satō is a gore goodie, yeah. Mm, well, there’s this one guy who, every time a teenaged boy gets killed anywhere in the world for even remotely sexual reasons, sends me a link to the news item. It happens a lot. Back in my early publishing days before people realised I’m just a nice weirdo, guys used to sidle up to me at public events sometimes and ask me if I knew where they could get snuff movies. Blur … you may know that Alex James was supposed to interview me for some magazine in the UK when ‘Guide’ came out about my having his doppelgänger get raped in my novel, but he freaked out at the last minute and cancelled. And then several years ago I met this guy who directed one of their later music videos. He said he was having tea with Blur pre-shoot and mentioned ‘Guide’, and Alex James freaked out, dropped his teacup, which smashed on the floor, and immediately left the room, and Damon told the guy, ‘Don’t ever mention Dennis Cooper around Alex’. So that’s kind of odd. So happy you like the haunt post. I want ’em all. Or, well, most of them. I have a bead on Choir Boy. We’re holding off on the confetti until the festivals make their decisions, you know. The proof is in the pudding, as they say, whatever the hell that means. I hope your GPS pinpoints sublimity’s exact location and reserves you an UBER if need be. xo. ** Don Waters, It definitely feels like it’s been ages. Time is so bizarrely configured. Thank you, man. Wow, incredible if ‘Guide’ broke your writing open. I couldn’t hope for anything more. Portland, writing, daughters … sweet! I think City is only open certain months of the year, but, yeah, hoping to time a West Coast visit with those months, and you are most enthusiastically invited along. Yes. Have a great weekend, Don. ** Right. It’s mid-month. It’s the escorts. It’s a Saturday, so you’re stuck with them for two days. Make the best of that. See you on Monday.

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Mount Mayhem: Psykosis (Phoenix, AZ)
‘In 2022, our bayou inhabitants wrestled with their demons and this year, they are now manifesting the resulting psychosis in a myriad of nightmares, real or unreal, trickery of the mind or simply broken reality. The psyche is clever and what is real or imagined can be impossible to decipher. From hallucinations of whispering voices and visual delusions to the paranoia of being hunted, stalked, experimented on…… the mental torment makes itself known in this season’s Mount Mayhem Haunt, so prepare yourself and don’t let your brain play tricks on you……’

 

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DEEPWELLS HAUNTED MANSION- FAMILY FUNERAL! (Saint James, NY)
‘A member of our cherished Deepwells Family has passed away and the house is open for all to come and pay their respects to our dearly departed. Do you dare a visit to these haunted halls? At Deepwells Mansion there is a fine line between the living and the dead and many will not be able to tell the difference! Upon arrival your will be given a key of entry and exit. Hold onto it, or you may never leave! If you are lucky enough to escape this House of Horrors with 16 rooms of unrelenting terror, then take a chance with a journey down the Twisted Fairytale Trail. Tread carefully as the paranormal is commonplace here and all manner of creatures and demonic forces lurk in this Haunted Forest. Don’t go alone!’

 

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Psycho Circus at Cimarron (Boise, ID)
‘Scared of clowns? Does the sound of carnival music give you anxiety? Do you Love to be frozen with fear? Well then” come on down ” we’ve got the perfect home haunt for you! The psycho Circus at Cimarron is a terrifying nightmare of clowns, games and colors.’

 

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VB House of Torment (Virginia Beach, VA)
‘This is a fantastic neighborhood production, highly recommended for anyone in the area but certainly would be worth a trip to check it out! Very thoughtfully designed and full-grown scares. Scared the heck out of my 9 year old! Very well done…’

 

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Novak Manor (Milwaukee)
‘You will never believe that this is our home!! Every year the Novak residence transforms into Novak Manor! We are huge lovers of all things haunted attraction related and also really love our community. What started as just Halloween decorations has taken off into a full blown haunt! The walkthrough is both indoors and outdoors with animatronics, flesh-rotting scent diffusers and volunteer actors dressed up and ready to scare. Hours are from 6 to 10 p.m. every Friday and Saturday and from 4 to 10 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 31.’

 

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The Salisbury Woods (Salisbury, NH)
‘One actress had me going good when I walked into her kitchen. I see a girl slaving away around a stove and sink with bits of human flesh all over the place. She turned to me and screamed, ‘Honey, dinner is here!’ referring to me! ‘I didn’t think we were having fresh meat, I was already thawing out the old stuff’ referring to all the chopped pieces of dead rotting flesh around the kitchen. It was such a great line and still very early into the walkthrough so my expectations were set high for more like her. She even followed me into the next room where her grandmother was somehow floating above her bed. She screamed for help and needed me to call for someone. Awesome acting for two scenes! Maybe somewhere in the middle of the trail I came around a corner and marveled at one of their bigger sets I was not expecting to see. I was well enough distracted and in a prime state for a good pop-out scare although a simple jump scare wouldn’t be so impressive to me at this point. Sorta low hanging fruit in the scare business. To my surprise, I didn’t get any simple scare. An actor came frolicking from around the set marveling at the structure that I was too admiring. ‘Isn’t it wonderful!? Isn’t it splendid!?’ He shouted with glee in almost an old English accent to match the setting. ‘You must go inside! You’ve gotta go see it for yourself it’s beautiful!’ frolicking like a madman around me and sort of guiding me into the large structure. It wasn’t a pop-out scare or even one that was threatening in any way. More of a psychological scare as a glimpse into what I could become if I entered this structure or marveled at it for too long like this man obviously had done. In any case, it was still a pleasant surprise and enjoyable to have a mix of different types of actors.’

 

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Frightmare on Forestview (Crestwood, IL)
‘The mistress of curios – Carrie Minet Been – has brought out her shoebox of doll limbs and heads for her Frightmare on the Patch tour o’ scary houses. The mistress of fright warns us Frightmare has gone digital. Photo props and some digital ghosts have been added.’

 

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Nightfall Orphanage (Seattle)
‘“Bad Children go to The Bad Place.” This refrain was common many years ago when Nightfall Orphanage still stood. Many in the community thought it was merely an archaic form of discipline for unruly children, until they began to realize…that all the children were bad. Mr. Black invites you to step back into the Bad Place, a gateway into the phantasmagoric realm of the Dark Reach that exists in the shadows between worlds. The radiant abyss where spectral echoes of what once was, and what should not be, materialize and take shape. They burned Nightfall Orphanage to the ground years ago…But sometimes evil rises from the ashes, some echoes never really fade, and some shadows never see the light.’

 

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A Haunting in Hollis (Queens Village, NY)
‘Come discover what has been rated by CBS News as the #1 haunted house experience in the Tri-State area with A Haunting in Hollis! This terrifying experience brings the shock and horror of a traditional haunted house with a few twists. Come see what all the yearly hype is about and get your tickets now for the Hollis Haunted House in NY!’

 

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Haunted N Holum (Holum, LA)
‘The Haunted N Holum attraction is one that truly immerses you into your worst nightmares. Eerie music and twists and turns take you through over two and a half acres of wooded land. So come and take a walk through one twisted family’s back yard…if you dare!’

 

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Sweet Dreams Scare House (Easley, SC)
‘Sweet Dreams Scare House is an intense 30-45min walk-through haunted experience! We do not recommend small children, pregnant individuals, or anyone with health conditions such as asthma, epilepsy, high anxiety, or heart problems. Not recommended for guests who have a knee-jerk reaction to hit, those who are easily offended, or anyone with mobility issues, or those that may be pregnant.’

 

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CarnEVIL Haunted Garage Maze (Rogers, MN)
‘In addition to dressing up as a scary clown 🤡and scaring children in my CarnEvil Maze, I am on the board of a nonprofit called Across All Lines/ Firefighters with PTSD.’

 

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Condemned Valley Home Haunt (Bethlehem, PA)
‘My name is Kevin. I’m 17 years old, and me and my dad and best friend do a home haunt located in Bethlehem. Guests who come through say: “This place is better than some professional haunts I’ve been to”. We run one night each year in October. If you want a high quality scare come to Condemned Valley. Each year we get bigger and better. We design and build Condemned Valley all year long to make it one of a kind haunt. The amount of detail and special effects is incredible! This year will be our most intense year yet.’

 

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Oklahoma Asylum (Nowaka, OK)
‘OKLAHOMA ASYLUM IS AN INTERACTIVE HORROR EXPERIENCE. DO NOT WEAR YOUR BEST CLOTHING OR BEST SHOES. COME WITH AN OPEN MIND AND BE READY FOR US TO PUSH THE LIMITS. GROUPS WILL BE TOUCHED. EXPECT BLOOD. DO YOU WANT THE ULTIMATE ASYLUM EXPERIENCE? Add-on a Blood Soaker Special Edition T-shirt so the patients and doctors know you mean serious business. BE SINGLED OUT. BE SEPARATED. MORE BLOOD. MORE INTERACTION. AN UNFORGETTABLE ASYLUM EXPERIENCE.’

 

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The Curley’s Haunt (Wilmington, DE)
‘This is our 12th year doing The Curley’s Haunt. Every year we get more ambitious so come help us meet out goal!. We strive to create the best home haunt in Delaware and we are excited to see everyone come out!’

 

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The Haunted Canoe Trip (Silver Point, TN)
‘Setting the stage for this chilling adventure, The Haunted Canoe Trip takes you into the spooky world of the Caney after dark. This haunting venture is an epic, spine-tingling ghost tour that first wanders to the old cemetery. Stay close as you hear the accounts of a flooded town with lost graves, ghostly encounters, unexplained voices, and eerie sounds. Unlike other staged haunted attractions, this ghost tour first takes you on a walk through an old military recreation base where you’ll quiver at the stories of ghostly hauntings and frightening things that have happened over the past 60 years as you continue slowly down the dark path through the base leading to the water’s edge. Once there, if you’re brave enough, you’ll board your canoe and paddle over the original location of the old 1800s sunken cemetery that is just a mere 15 feet below the water’s surface. This is where many believe lost graves still remain and those spirits trapped just beneath these dark waters of Cemetery Cove.’

 

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Terror on Two Jacks (Round Rock, TX)
‘Nestled within a quiet community in Round Rock is a home that backs up to Brushy Creek Trail. Unbeknownst to the owners at the time of purchase, their property contained the unmarked grave of the Hairy Man of Brushy Creek (YouTube Legend – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIllnJnH8ig). While normally quiet most of the year, the Hairy Man becomes angry during the month of October in anticipation of all the trick or treaters who will once again trespass on his beloved Brushy Creek Trail. Over 12 years ago, the owners, sensitive to the malevolent haunting of the Hairy Man, began the process of transforming their home into both a shrine for the grave they disturbed and a resting place for other evil spirits to join with the Hairy Man in torturing the living. As word spread of the family’s strange behavior, and the events of Halloween that were stranger still, local residents simply began referring to the house as the Terror on Two Jacks. Many children and adults come to pay homage to the Hairy Man and most accept, and survive, the challenge of entering the labyrinth of evil spirits that springs forth in the garage each year.’

 

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Deadly Fantasies Silent Nightmare (Johnston, RI)
‘Enter a world where the evil scientist Malfadar has transformed people’s nightmares and fears into his own world of deadly fantasies.’

 

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The Plaque Haunted Hospital (Little Rock, AK)
‘We had so much fun last year terrifying people….. we had a few old patients and some new patients…. we’re DYING to see you again this year…..’

 

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Spooky Bottom Haunted Trail (Seagrove, NC)
‘Spooky Bottom Haunted Trail is an old school, backwoods-themed haunt that brings the feeling of true horror alive with every step you take. Prepare to be terrified by a backwoods horror experience like never before! Step right up and get ready to scream your lungs out at the most spine-chilling haunted attraction around. Our backwoods themed haunted attraction is 100% original and will leave you with an unforgettable experience that you will be talking about for days. With one mile of cabins, houses, mine shafts, swamps, villages and the most haunting woods you have ever encountered, full of bone-chilling insanity that will have you running for the car!!.’

 

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Anmore Manor (Anmore, BC, Canada)
‘Anmore Manor is a normal-looking house at 1151 Robin Way in Anmore (near Port Moody) most days of the year. On the last few days of October, however, it turns into an amazingly gruesome haunted house! It’s worth driving out to see!’

 

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Dreadful Duplicity (Lakeland, FL)
‘As All Hollows Eve arrives, something starts to conjure at the Cornelius Farm but be warned, this isn’t Old McDonald’s farm. Will you be able to survive the tricks or treats from the maniacs? Once they see you, there is no escape! The farm has been abandoned for years but, there’s been strange happenings and eerie sightings as the maniacs run wild. Join us down on the farm this All Hallows’ Eve, if you dare!’

 

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Literally, A Haunted House (Lexington, KY)
‘Beginning September 29th, the Institute is accepting new patients. Every visitor gets a consultation with the Head Doctor. Sure, her methods may be unorthodox but she promises that you will leave the Institute forever changed …’

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Pleasure. Yes, we finished the edit. We’re sending it to the festival today, and fingers very crossed, and thanks. I’ve never even seen a fake spiderweb or cardboard skull in anyone’s window here, it’s grim. Oh, no, did love cure you? He better have. Love giving the mosquitos in my apartment the ability and burning desire to commit suicide, G. ** David Ehrenstein, I agree. ** Misanthrope, Oh, you’re one of those. I’m more like a sleeping touchpad. Condolences on the Powerball loss. Big condolences. Fuck those losers who won’t go to Trail of Terror Cornstalkers. (Except your mother, of course). Wtf is wrong with them?! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I don’t think I know Teresa Plana. I’ll investigate. Hemingway, interesting. I haven’t read him in years, but I do remember thinking he really knew his way around a sentence. ‘The Killers’: On it. ** Charalampos, Hi. I was merely the messenger, but thank you. There’s one section of the film that’s lengthy, and we liked it but did wonder if it’s length would cause problems, and that’s the section the festival identified, so we knew what to do. And, honestly, the film is only improved by being tighter in that area. Glad your book building is going well. I can’t really say much more about the sigil thing because if a sigil is identified, it supposedly loses its power. So, I guess you’ll have to imagine, Sorry. Love back from Paris where it just stopped raining not three seconds ago. ** Jack Skelley, Back when I was into/following the Dodgers closely, their last minute collapse was as predictable as death and taxes. Alas. ‘Myth Lab’ works conceptually, and it also has a really nice, terse sound/rhythm. And, you know, it’s funny. Lurve, me. ** Nick., Hi. Go for it. Wow, thank you. You just made me, what do they say, burst my buttons. I like reading you on magic. The magic infuses your prose, it seems to me. Do you know what Pixy Stix are? The American (junk) food store here in Paris had some for sale, and I poured about five of them down my throat, remembering why I used to love them and also why I stopped loving them. The same store will start selling American Halloween candy this weekend, and I’m going over there with a wad of cash in my mitt. Otherwise, just a very good pain chocolat. You and candy … what’s your relationship like of late? ** Don Waters, Don! Wow, it’s been ages. It’s so extremely nice to see you! And, gosh, man, thank you so much about ‘I Wished’. That means a ton, not to mention coming from you. I’m pretty big on land art. I’ve done a bunch of road trips from LA especially designed to see as much land art as possible. I actually almost got to visit City about, oh, four years ago. Someone got Heizer to agree that my friend Zac and I could visit it, and we drove all the way over there, and he changed his mind at the last minute. Mercurial fella. But now I guess it’s out of his hands. I’m dying to go. Have you gone? I did do a City post here. Let me see how old the post is, and maybe I’ll restore it if it isn’t too recent. Man, how are you? What are you doing and working on? Catch me up if you feel like it. In any case, awesome to get to see you, and big hugs from Paris and me. ** Steve Erickson, Unfortunately the Autechre show isn’t until April, but I figured better safe than sorry, tickets-wise. I haven’t seen the McKamey Manor doc, weirdly. I’ll check it out, old news or not. Oh, yeah, Miasma. Big hype on that one. So not so sure it lives up, based on the evidence I’ve seen. Everyone, Mr. E reviews Justine Triet’s film ‘Anatomy of a Fall’ here. ** Darbilly 🐖👨‍🌾, Hi. I just received a Halloween guest post made by someone who calls themself SuperficeShel. I’m not sure why that sprang to mind right now. I’m sadly a person who, if I don’t get 8 hours of sleep a night, am completely wasted and miserable. You have a tough body, which is, you know, great. Avoid pneumonia though. That makes sense about you going to an all girls school facilitating that revelation somehow. I went to an all boys school, and I think that definitely facilitated my realisation that I was queer. Mm, when I was still a teen, my mom would try to sneak meat into my food thinking I would eat it and she could say, ‘Ah ha, you just ate meat’, but I could smell it, so it never worked. I don’t think anyone has dared me to eat meat no. Strange, I guess. I love cauliflower “nuggets”. I think cauliflower is very underrated. Cauliflower burgers are delicious too. Very best of luck with your crops and pigs until Tuesday if I don’t see you before. It would be nice to have a crop. I don’t anywhere to put it, but … Love to you and yours! ** Cody Goodnight, Hi, Cody, I’m good, and you? Today … sending off the new cut of our film to the festival, maybe going to see some art (Mike Kelley @ Pinault Collection), maybe going to see a bunch of films at the experimental film festival here tonight, eating some unusually delicious food if I can figure out what that would be. Have a great next 24, my friend. ** Okay. And today you get my annual round up of the North American home haunts that look especially worthy to me. In hopes that either one (or more) of them is in reach of some of you or that you’re just cool with gawking like me. See you tomorrow.