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le_volume, 23
Paris

I’m a writing student working on my first novel. I’ve been fucked less than 10 times so I’m very tight. Every now and then I’m forced by financial woes to let go for a bit.

Guestbook of le_volume

Latinfuckhole4U – Nov 12, 2023
Yeah Bro, I know exactly what you’re talking about.

le_volume (Owner) – Nov 12, 2023
This may be totally a personal peev but I wonder if other escorts sees a client using “kisses” in messages as a red flag? This is a business, I don’t ever try to hide this, I give no indication of romance or even friendship to my clients, but in my experience when guys start ending messages with “See you tonight xxx” or “I’ll be there in 5 xx” it makes me think they’re gonna be the clingy type who breed me and then tell me their life story, or worse, don’t breed me and just tell me all their life problems and about what medication they’re on. Is it just me who separates business from love so cleanly?

Whatever4 – Nov 8, 2023
I treated myself to Luca today. He doesn’t charge based on the hourly rate, but rather in practical minute-by-minute rates. Since I only had a budget of 100 euros, I had twelve valuable minutes of time that I wanted to get to know Luca intensively. His only condition was that I allow at least 3 minutes to get dressed and say goodbye so that it doesn’t end up too hectic. A little tip from me: visit him with as little clothing on your body as possible so that you don’t waste time. I thought there was still enough time, but the stopwatch started warning me to leave as soon as I got started. What a pity. So unfortunately I can’t say too much about Luca’s body and performance.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Not very hairy
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing Consent
Fisting No
S&M No
Dirty No
PNP 420 only
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Miguel, 18
Mexico City

Pay 300 use my butt

Make money not friends

I’m a hottie

Guestbook of Miguel

jerseycares – Nov 7, 2023
I have a dog, and I’ve fucked a lot of boys with him in the room, but right after I loaded up Miguel my dog immediately leapt on the bed and licked the creampie out of him. I’m not sure what that means, but I thought it was interesting.

suckmydickbabe – Nov 1, 2023
It’s time I found a real hottie to fuck. I’m tired of these fly by night random app whores who may fuck with abandon but don’t peer into my soul and make me worship their being.

the00 – Nov 1, 2023
Before you take the leap request a pic of his anus. It’s very, how to say, mature.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Smooth
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Kissing Consent
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Dirty No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 75$
Overnight Rate 130$

 

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MonsterCockStud, 19
Bristol

I am masculine sporty hetero 30cm 11.5inch size 🍆 and massive stamina you will not be able to take my cock.

Real size i can show you with scale for measurement before you meet.

Guestbook of MonsterCockStud

Tim53 – Nov 10, 2023
Your photo has bad vibes.

MonsterCockStud (Owner) – Nov 9, 2023
Currently I can only top only to a very limited extent. Sorry ☺️ Don’t be angry.

PillowBBiter – Nov 3, 2023
Wanna turn a straight top boy into your little Bitch?
Easy… Ask me how!

Wonder how to get him to dump his girlfriend for you in just a couple of weeks?
Way easier than you think… ask me how!

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Portuguese, Spanish
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Kissing No
Fisting FF Active
S&M No
Dirty No
PNP No answer
Hourly Rate 200£
Overnight Rate 1000£

 

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PLEASE_HIRE_ME_FOR_MEDICAL_EXPENSES_OF_MY_FATHER, 18
Buenos Aires

I NEED YOUR HELP. MY FATHER IS CONFINED IN THE HOSPITAL. I REALLY NEED MONEY FOR MEDICAL EXPENSES 😭😭😭

STILL IN THE HOSPITAL. CAN’T WALK ANYMORE AND IS ON A FEEDING TUBE 😭😭😭

THERE IS TB AND MILD STROKE AND OTHER HEALTH ISSUES THAT ARE STILL MONITORED 😭😭😭

ANY WAY TO MAKE MONEY. MAYBE YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN REFER ME TO OR ANY GROUP EVENTS THAT CAN MAKE MONEY 😭😭😭

Guestbook of PLEASE_HIRE_ME_FOR_MEDICAL_EXPENSES_OF_MY_FATHER

Echochamber – Nov 5, 2023
You can’t fist him.

BlueWasp – Nov 4, 2023
Really hot boy with delicious sneakers.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing Depends
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
PNP No answer
Hourly Rate 10$
Overnight Rate 100$

 

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Helladeep, 24
Berlin

hustler boy with smoker’s lungs👖

You can bring a friend if you ask nicely 😈

Guestbook of Helladeep

Business70 – Nov 11, 2023
Total pig junkie with a hot ass 😀 I obviously have no tendency talk to the escorts too much, however this time I wanted to know what happened in this boy’s head while I pounded him. Bad news, he doesn’t give a shit. I hate capitalism.

Hungwoodkink – Nov 9, 2023
I’ve done him at various Berlin underground parties and always found his stupor to be very relaxing.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Not very hairy
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, German, Turkish, Swiss-German
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Kissing Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 1800€

 

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obedient🔒femslut🍑😈⛓️, 20
Kent

I’m a very kinky, high-energy and small smoking hot girl/boy toy or whatever you want to call me who will give you a huge increase on the level of orgasm(s).

Over an hour, night, weekend or week; morning, afternoon, evening, I am always ready and it is never too much or too late to let me know my help is needed and I’ll happily make everybody horny out of their minds.

I only bottom, I won’t remove my chastity cage, no FF, no drinking urine, I don’t fuck anyone.

Guestbook of obedient🔒femslut🍑😈⛓️

MyLifeMyRules81 – Oct 29, 2023
He lives in Kent but he was born in the midlands so his accent is a bit bleh.

Bear – Oct 26, 2023
Bears crush twinks.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Fameboy, 20
San Diego

i like getting corporal punishment on my ass. no fooling around with it until its trashed. sorry, them’s the rules.

i got castrated by some sick bastard during a dark night of my soul about a year ago, i’m sure some are into that 😉 really just looking for NSA $$$ fun. i have a kinky side (obviously).

go to University of San Diego so if you see me around campus make an offer.

Guestbook of Fameboy

davematthews – Nov 6, 2023
A young man with an experienced ass that I’ve had the opportunity to take down on several occasions, he cashed in, and so did I.

loveisaround – Nov 2, 2023
My boyfriend and I restricted him by wrist and ankle cuffs attached to a metal pole. He was blindfolded, wearing a ball gag and nipple clamps. As he was restrained we spanked and whipped and fucked for a few hours. If we hadn’t run out of cash on hand we would have continued doing that for days with no end in sight.

KinkyCountryBoy – Oct 30, 2023
I just left my meeting with this young man, I am DELIGHTED! I was looking for a nice young ass, and that’s the case, not to mention that he takes it… terrible!

SoulEater – Oct 23, 2023
Censors his groin with a jockstrap so it wasn’t the eyesore I feared. Doesn’t flinch at the blows of a belt, flogger or even an English cane. Nice ass. It’s particularly good to whip him on drugs.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick No answer
Dirty Ask
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 1$
Overnight Rate 1$

 

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kennywantsnachos, 18
Dusseldorf

Well I’m going to be 100% transparent in this bio starting with how I got here. Long story short I was in a job I loved – got sacked – the reasons were made up and were painting me to be a lazy non motivated person. That’s not me (test me out!) I’m not only very attractive, I’m intelligent. Not only will your cock get hard for me your brain will too.

Guestbook of kennywantsnachos

highcountry – Nov 8, 2023
I wish I could be .035 tall and live inside your rectum. I’d live on the edge and play a two string banjo.

Samuel53 – Nov 6, 2023
My smile fascinates.
Sometimes I write poetry, most often about love.
I dream to have sex with you in the forest by a fire.

bank91 – Nov 3, 2023
I spent three dream hours yesterday with this superb little trash ephebe. I gobbled and sucked his very stiff and hard cock until he watered my mouth with his golden piss before flooding it with his sperm which is of a very good vintage. His little ass delivered without hesitation and tremendous ardor and I had an orgasm in it for what felt like an infinite time.

johnnysawyer – Oct 31, 2023
Your brain won’t get hard but just wait until you sniff his arse, oh my God!

Master10 – Oct 30 12, 2023
He’s a little too on the trashy, fem, airhead side but after a few drinks and some meth in his lungs with slitty eyes and a slack jaw he was really breathtaking.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

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backdoorjimmy, 19
San Diego

I know this is probably weird, but I’ve been wanting to rent out my ass for eating. I’d want to exclusively devote myself to the eating of my ass.

Since I’m not experienced with escorting and don’t know anyone who is, I figured I’d ask if this is something tops and bottoms would be interested in. If I advertised my ass exclusively for men to feast on, would it be appealing? Or is it a dumb idea that I should forget about?

Guestbook of backdoorjimmy

DarkBone – Nov 6, 2023
I’d rim your ass any time any where and the money would flow but always followed up with a hard bareback fuck. Followed by more rimming. Etc. In that case, yes.

Guest – Nov 6, 2023
Just for rimjob? No. Rimjob before the fuck, Sure, absolutely. But just for a rimjob, no. Not for me.

TheManByYourSide – Nov 6, 2023
I used to hook up with a teenager who wanted his ass eaten. He would let me in, pull my pants down. I’d eat him out through the seat of his underwear, then he’d pull them off and let me eat him out bare. I always asked to fuck him but he never did would. He never even took his dick out. It was a little frustrating, but the rimming was so good I put up with it until he got married and ghosted me.

backdoorjimmy (Owner) – Nov 5, 2023
I should probably ask a friend of mine to eat my ass and find out what it’s like. I’ve never had it done in real life so the idea I have in my head is all based on the porn I’ve watched. I’ve had a fantasy for years about slicing a hole in the back of my pants and walking around and letting any guys eat it, but it’s all in my head and it doesn’t seem practical. Especially since I still live with my mom.

boriswantstoknowyou – Nov 5, 2023
I would definitely part with some bucks to eat your ass. I haven’t eaten a teen’s ass in so many years. I can’t find anyone who wants to do it.

shinelover – Nov 5, 2023
I get ravenous just looking at that pic of your ass so if that was a thing I would totally use it.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
Dirty Ask
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP 420 only
Hourly Rate 130$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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DominikBuchmayer, 18
Berlin

Exploiting fat and ugly rich guys. If you’re one of the lucky ones that gets a respond from me, you better make it worth it and offer me a lot of money.

Only looking for wealthy fags who are ready to support my lifestyle. You can’t afford my body, you idiots.

Guestbook of DominikBuchmayer

Lifelover – Nov 10, 2023
Fuck him if you can. But I don’t think you can.

Ineeddirection – Nov 9, 2023
Look, I need a heavy handed manager. I can make it worth your time. Come over and make sure I clean my depression nest and am doing shit right. If I don’t, beat me… if I do, beat me. Other than that you’re so fucking cute.

rxynasty – Nov 8, 2023
face stunning, it’s top tier, sickening body, it’s unfair

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Top only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
PNP No answer
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 1200€

 

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Stupidcocksucker, 18
Stockholm

I am real, made my desision to give up my life to suck cocks for the rest of my life when I turned 18 which I just did. I will suck any cocks anyone wants. Just turned 18 no experience than cock sucking members of my family and my freinds.

Guestbook of Stupidcocksucker

Stupidcocksucker (Owner) – Nov 13, 2023
Currently preparing to relocate to Australia and suck the cock of a man who’s been stalking me on TikTok for years.

Bushhh – Nov 7, 2023
See ya later alligator.

Stupidcocksucker (Owner) – Nov 4, 2023
Well, if you want to come in my mouth, say it.

rydog615 – Nov 4, 2023
Hiya! You are hot as hell. I am recently separated and going through a divorce. I have left the Mormon church about 2 years or so ago. I’m finally coming out of the closet and want to be my true self. Though I have fucked my ex wife, I have never fucked a guy before and can’t wait!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, Italian, English
Position No answer
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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meforyou, 19
Lyon

I’m L(o)u, a FTM trans boy available for sex across the spectrum, both within ‘normal’ bounds and taboo frontiers.

I have a slim, smooth masc body that can pass in the most transphobic settings. But, as you might have guessed, an extra 🕳️ to explore and fill.

If you are more of a ‘vanilla’ gay guy I am happy to admit that my ass is obsessed with 🍆 .

Guestbook of meforyou

me-Tarzan-you-Jane – Nov 7, 2023
I liked his food 🍔

mypackage – Nov 1, 2023
They are such a perfect fusion of boy and girl that you will LOSE your MIND and at the end of the fuck you won’t know what reality or imagination is.
Also, they have a shapely head and that’s something that matters to me because I’m sapiosexual.

Ricecat – Oct 27, 2023
A trans boy with an Adams Apple, now I’ve seen everything.

Thiermagic – Oct 27, 2023
Gets fucked like a woman and screams like a boy.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 700€

 

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Perhaps, 20
Berlin

Hey guys, Don’t be trashing me about my price! I am just trying to live okay? Be nice! I am also someone’s kid. There’s no Love without losing. Don’t worry, I play soccer ⚽️

Guestbook of Perhaps

Perhaps (Owner) – Nov 10, 2023
I want to become a professional singer.

Oliverhuber – Nov 8, 2023
If dating a Thai boy wouldn’t immediately expose me as a sleazy pedo, I would marry him.

BritTop – Nov 8, 2023
I lost my anal virginity to a 16yr old Thai exchange student. My experience then, and since, is that Thais don’t just get fucked, they make it sensuous and a celebration.

TheHappyGay – Nov 6, 2023
Hi, you’re crazy.

man_for_asian_boys – Nov 2, 2023
In my almost 20 years of fucking Asian boys, he is among the best 2 anal artists I’ve ever had. I booked him for one hour tonight which turned into seven.

Mike63hot – Nov 2, 2023
I hired him a year and a half ago before he left Thailand. At the time he blended in with the other rent boys I fucked there. But fucking him again here in Berlin blew my mind. It’s true it might just have been the soccer uniform he arrived wearing, but I literally wanted to eat his face.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Asian
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Thai, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP No answer
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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CallmeJohnny, 18
Berlin

Hi daddy! I am a very slutty young boy from canada. I have always enjoyed being explored naked. I LOVE receiving assplay and rimming. I enjoy opening my legs and watching u make porn with my cock and balls and hole. Lets get u nasty daddy 😈⭐️👨‍👦😛

Guestbook of CallmeJohnny

CallmeJohnny (Owner) – Nov 8, 2023
I’m also into shitting on ur dick.

CallmeJohnny (Owner) – Nov 8, 2023
I’m open to a romantic connection within the stated dynamic.

Straightd – Nov 7, 2023
Would becoming a rent boy be the best way for me to meet older men?

CallmeJohnny (Owner) – Nov 3, 2023
Got a dog? Message me.

rustbelt – Nov 1, 2023
He has an ass to damn the good Lord himself.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 140€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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sweetboyfromnamur, 22
Namur

I’m a good person in life, but I go to a different place in bed.

Guestbook of sweetboyfromnamur

5alarmfire – Nov 11, 2023
biggest low key freak btm blabla whatever

sweetboyfromnamur (Owner) – Nov 8, 2023
Anything I say or promise while in bed expires when the hour is up. I just get carried away when my cock’s hard, but I don’t mean it.

TheEmperor – Nov 8, 2023
From what I could gather his thing is wanting to get raped without the bad part.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages French, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PMP Yes
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 130€

 

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MrVeryPretty, 21
Istanbul

I’ll only show my face when we meet, I am not open gay, don’t insist on it.

My friends say I’m very pretty 😉

You’re here because someone broke your heart. Let me fix that for you.

Guestbook of MrVeryPretty

dad4realson – Oct 29, 2023
Looking for a son. Not just in bed, I want you to be my son in the realest sense possible.

sadgaytears – Oct 27, 2023
I’m desperate to dress you in very very expensive silk lingerie then rip it off you!

MrVeryPretty (Owner) – Oct 24, 2023
It would be more accurate to say that I didn’t mind it.

Size13socks – Oct 24, 2023
He did everything I asked, but he didn’t like it.

MrVeryPretty (Owner) – Oct 19, 2023
I would love for a man to just come out and say “you are the ultimate pretty boy, you are mine for life”.

Reliability – Oct 18, 2023
When I saw his face without the blur I almost exploded and freaked out with lust.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Arab
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Arabic, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate 80€
Overnight Rate 150€

 

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cantfindbetter, 22
Gronau

I study medicine. I plan to specialise as psychiatrist or neurologist. Anti-aging technology is my personal interest. I read a lot of research about mental and libido enhancing agents. I play and compose guitar music from time to time, and I play the piano. In free time I write screenplays for movies, TV series and porn. In future I hope to make money either by making my own technological invention or starring in the best porn movie of the last decade.

Guestbook of cantfindbetter

cantfindbetter (Owner) – Nov 9, 2023
Thank you, that was certainly a pleasant change of pace.

Manofthesea – Nov 9, 2023
I had all kinds of wild fantasies about him going in, but I got distracted by his juicy cock and spent the whole time sucking it. When it ran out of cum, I drank his piss.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Dutch, English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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Chems&moreChems, 18
Toulouse

I LOVE CHEMSSEX! TAKE ME IN YOUR FAIRYTALE WITH!

Unemployable. Don’t ask my name.

Guestbook of Chems&moreChems

Mike666 – Nov 13, 2023
Maybe if you’re into fucked up pigs

Andrewpeterson – Nov 10, 2023
i saw a video where he gets fucked badly by a guy with a fat 10″ dick that made me want to fuck him with my 12″ even fatter dick and today i made him come to me and jack hammered him for 2 hours and i must say that after he struggled to walk hahaha

Body Type Average
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Arab
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Arabic, French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 180€
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. Here’s yet another interview with me, not about the UK ‘Closer’ reprint this time, where I talk with Elizabeth Ellen about this and that and the other thing @ Hobart. ** Dominik, Hi!!!! You too, with your insurance card. Bleh, hugs. Things are even more confusing on my end because the bank suddenly informed me they didn’t send the card to me expedited by UPS as promised because UPS won’t deliver to France right now because of the war (?!?!). So it’s on my way through the regular postal service, so fuck knows if/when it’ll arrive. But I’ll be fine. You too. A birthday-Xmas hybrid, that works. A cold apartment is the worst. Oh, no, did you get the landlord off his/her/their ass? You’re here because love broke your heart, let me fix that for you, G. ** Misanthrope, That poor beset woman, stubborn and dislikable and self-destructive or not. She’s pulling some Christian love out of my atheist heart. Me, I’m good. Editing is done. Now it’s just technical stuff and an upload and then send it off to meet its fate. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Well, if you haven’t seen ‘Last Year at Marienbad’, that might be the go-to. ‘Providence’ is on YouTube, at least for now, if you can stand that modus operandi. I did not know Actress was a football player. Now that’s interesting. Huh. You’d never know? ** Tosh Berman, Thanks, Tosh! That Ho Thuy Tien waterpark in Vietnam is a long time dream visit. And I think I’m going to have to go find Western Village next time I’m in Japan. That’s a totally new one to me. Agreed about Los Angeles, although I refer to it as LA constantly. I need a New Year resolution, so there’s one. Hope you’re fully de-lagged and up and running. ** Jack Skelley, Jazebel. Wow, a fully Skelley-fied, max powered up comment. Stick that in something you’re working on. Sabrina already did her Disneyland thing? She didn’t tell me! I’m going to read her the riot act. Mishmash-less. Did you know that, just before what’s-his-name shot George Wallace back in the 60s, he said to him, ‘Penny for your thoughts’. I thought that was pretty good. ** Darby 👨‍🎤🎥🌛, I want to make a movie and use your emoji string as the screenplay. You got the job!!!! Whoa, sweet, congrats, pal! I do actually know what Spencers is, although maybe it’s weird that I do. Fingers remaining crossed on the DMV + you front. But that’s great!!! I really like the name of your Nymph-esqe creatures. You should re-employ them in something. Uh, I’m very weak on fantasy fiction, sadly. But, well, in ‘I Wished’ maybe the Santa Claus part and crater fairytale part count? My work’s all about fantasy, but not, you know, the classic kind. Enjoy your victory! ** Nick., I think lucky you is a fair self-designation based on the information you’ve imparted. Yes, I do feel as though I (and Zac) have become editors of the highest nature unless one determines that talent based on the popular success of what one edits. I definitely think my writer skills are involved in the editing, yeah. That’s why Z and work so well together. I edit like a writer, and he edits like a visual artist, and the twain meet. Go for the artists residency, for sure. There are lots of them all over the world, I think. My artist friends do them whenever they can, and I think they have all been fully sold on the virtues. You have convinced me. See you pronto. ** Audrey, Me too, about Los Angeles vs. LA. It’s going to take me some practice though. I’m one of those people who, when I talk, my mouth tends to work faster than my brain. You probably know this, but Wiseman recently shot a fiction film. His first ever. I’m very curious to see what that is. Is ‘Found Poetry’ a kind of anthology of found poetry or more a study of it? Rightly or wrongly, I tend to see the escort profile texts like the ones up above as found poems in a way. I think that’s how I choose the ones I do. I don’t think I know Radu Jude’s films? Huh. I’ll find out. My weekend was 90% working on the film, but it paid off because we’re finished with the edit, for now at least. And I went to a reading by the poet Ariana Reines, who’s a friend. And … that’s my weekend’s gist. Has this week thus far done anything to put your weekend memories in the dust? Love, Dennis. ** Right. I wonder how many of you are so accustomed to the blog’s schedule by now that you knew before you even opened this page that you’d see escorts today. More of a rhetorical question. See you tomorrow.

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‘Perhaps more than those of any other modern director, the films of Alain Resnais are synonymous with European art cinema. Hailed as groundbreakingly innovative and intellectual, his films are also lampooned as elliptical, poetic, and populated with impeccably dressed characters adrift in inexplicable existential dilemmas. In truth, Resnais’s legacy – soon to be displayed in a traveling retrospective – remains intact.

‘Often crowned the theoretician of the French New Wave, Resnais was in fact the most schooled in actual film production. While his cohorts – Godard, Truffaut, Rohmer, et al. – were busy raving about their favorite directors for Cahiers du Cinema, Resnais had been working as an actor, editor, screenwriter and assistant director on industrials and occasional features throughout the ’40s and ’50s. And his early films were odd 16mm, black-and-white documentary shorts focusing on art and artists, such as Van Gogh, Guernica and Gauguin.

‘Rarely revisited, these shorts, Resnais scholar James Monaco suggests, “strangely mirror the features he was later to shoot in the ’60s,” foreshadowing his complex treatment of documentary, time, memory, postcapitalist imperialism and, most importantly, the role of the artist. Throughout his career, the artist – and, by extension art itself – remains a central concern, either in the form of homages – in On Connaît la Chanson to Dennis Potter, in La Vie Est Un Roman to three French filmmakers, Melies, L’Herbier and Rohmer – or as character ( in Providence); or in the form of creative collaborations (with poet Jean Cayrol in Night and Fog and Muriel, novelists Maguerite Duras and Alain Robbe-Grillet in Hiroshima, Mon Amour and Last Year in Marienbad, respectively, or cartoonist Jules Feiffer in I Want to Go Home).

‘While Godard and others attempted to rewrite cinema through the style of Hollywood B-movies, Resnais’s obsession with memory, time and psychological subjectivity continues a French tradition expressed in both the philosophy of Henri Bergson and in the novels of Marcel Proust. In his documentary short Night and Fog Resnais leads a hallucinatory journey into the Nazi Holocaust through use of archival footage and a poetic subject. In his first feature, Hiroshima, Mon Amour, he turned his technique around, using a faux-documentary style to examine the real and ethical aftershocks of the A-bomb’s blast. By the time of Resnais’s 1961 masterpiece Last Year at Marienbad, history has collapsed into the fashionable relics of the European spa in which his nameless lead characters rewrite the story of their relationship (as well as any expectation of a coherent cinematic syntax) with each new scene.

‘In the almost 40 years hence, Resnais has continued to challenge our comprehension of film language. And the force of his early innovations led the way for many filmmakers to push their own boundaries and assumptions.’ — James Monaco

 

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Further

Alain Resnais @ IMDb
Alain Resnais @ The Criterion Collection
‘Alain Resnais on the death of cinema’
‘How the 90-Year-Old Alain Resnais Preserves the Past’
‘Alain Resnais: vive la différence’
‘The Discreet Obscurity Of Alain Resnais’
Jonathan Rosenbaum interviews Alain Resnais
‘The Game’
‘Alain Resnais and Cahiers du Cinema 1951-1968’
Alain Resnais’s films @ Mondo Digital
Alain Resnais @ TSPDT
‘Alain Resnais and the Enigmatic Art of Memory’
‘Meet the Argentine Jew who shared a nightmare with director Alain Resnais’
‘Cinema After Alain Resnais’
‘Alain Resnais: Time and Thought, Past and Presence’

 

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Alain Resnais interview (1961)

Cinéma selon Alain Resnais: L’inclassable

Recut Alain Resnais – Blow up

Attendees at the French director Alain Resnais funeral in Paris

 

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18 of Alain Resnais’s 51 films

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Alain Resnais & Chris Marker Les Statues Meurent Aussi (Statues Also Die) (1953)
‘The film was commissioned to Marker and Alain Resnais by the journal Présence Africaine in 1950. According to Resnais, the original intent was not to make an anticolonial film, but only a film about African art. However when the filmmakers started to do research, they were struck by the fact that African art was exhibited at the ethnological Musée de l’Homme, and not the Louvre like art from elsewhere. As research continued, the disintegrating effects of colonialism became more prominent in the filmmakers’ approach to the subject. The film first premiered in 1953. In 1954 it received the Prix Jean Vigo. Because of the sensitive subject, the sharp criticism of colonialism urged the French National Center of Cinematography to censor the second half of the film until 1963. The first time the full version was publicly screened in France was in November 1968, as part of a program with thematically related short films, under the label “Cinéma d’inquiétude”.’ — collaged

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Night and Fog (1955)
‘François Truffaut once called Night and Fog “the greatest film ever made.” If you don’t believe me, here is the exact quote: “The effective war film is often the one in which the action begins after the war, when there is nothing but ruins and desolation everywhere: Rossellini’s Germany Year Zero (1947) and, above all, Alain Resnais’ Nuit et brouillard, the greatest film ever made.” Certainly it is one of the two or three most powerful and intelligent nonfiction films ever made (I hesitate to call it a documentary, for reasons that will follow); and it is also, among those many movies that have taken on the loaded subject matter of the Holocaust, perhaps the most aesthetically sophisticated and ethically irreproachable. Night and Fog is, in effect, an antidocumentary: we cannot “document” this particular reality, it is too heinous, we would be defeated in advance. What can we do, then? Resnais’ and Cayrol’s answer is: we can reflect, ask questions, examine the record, and interrogate our own responses. In short, offer up an essay. Moreover, by choosing to compress such enormous subject matter into only a half-hour (think, by contrast, of Claude Lanzmann’s over-nine-hour Shoah, [1985]), the filmmakers force themselves into the epigrammatic concision and synthesis of essayistic reflection.’ — Phillip Lopate

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La chant de la styrène (1958)
‘This cinematographic project is as poetic as it is technical in its depiction of the realm of plastics from its extraction from Nature to its final product in modern Civilization. The narration, thanks to R. Queneau, reminds of a mid 50’s news real, as featured prior to blockbuster films in France, depicting the glory of Babylon lending a mechanical hand to the so-called imperfect aboriginals. Although this movie is closer to a dry documentary than anything else, a philosophic mind appreciative of essences and existenz will admire the exhaustiveness of the subject matter as well as the keen eye for detail. The film was an order by French industrial group Pechiney to highlight the merits of plastics. The commentary, narrated by Pierre Dux, was written by Raymond Queneau, all in alexandrines.’ — collaged

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Hiroshima mon amour (1959)
‘“I think that in a few years, in ten, twenty, or thirty years, we will know whether Hiroshima mon amour was the most important film since the war, the first modern film of sound cinema.” That’s Eric Rohmer, in a July 1959 round-table discussion between the members of Cahiers du Cinéma’s editorial staff, devoted to Alain Resnais’ groundbreaking first feature. Rohmer’s remark is in perfect sync with the spirit of the film, which, as he says later in the discussion, “has a very strong sense of the future, particularly the anguish of the future.” Read nearly half a century later, this “anguish of the future” describes the peculiar sensation that runs through all of Resnais’ films, before and after Hiroshima. In fact, it’s the anguish of past, present, and future: the need to understand exactly who and where we are in time, a need that goes perpetually unsatisfied.’ — Kent Jones

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Last Year at Marienbad (1961)
‘So much critical ink has been shed over Last Year at Marienbad that one might wonder if the flood of commentary, once receded, would take the film along with it. Alain Resnais’ second feature has been lavishly praised and royally slammed; awarded the Golden Lion at the 1961 Venice Film Festival and nominated for an Oscar, but also branded an “aimless disaster” by Pauline Kael; lauded by some as a great leap forward in the battle against linear storytelling and a worthy successor to Hoffmann, Proust, and Borges, dismissed by others as hopelessly old-fashioned. The ambivalence is understandable. Marienbad blatantly toys with our expectations regarding plotline, character development, continuity, conflict, resolution—all those elements we’ve come to expect from a satisfying motion picture. Like its nameless hero, the film relentlessly pursues us with a barrage of assertions while giving us little to hold on to as convincingly true, until in the end, we, like Delphine Seyrig’s equally nameless heroine, have only two choices: remain steadfast in our resistance to the seduction or just plain submit.’ — Mark Polizzotti

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Muriel (1963)
‘At a press conference at the Venice Film Festival in 1963, Resnais said that his film depicted “the malaise of a so-called happy society. …A new world is taking shape, my characters are afraid of it, and they don’t know how to face up to it.” Muriel has been seen as part of a ‘cinema of alienation’ of the 1960s, films which “betray a sudden desperate nostalgia for certain essential values”. A sense of disruption and uncertainty is constantly emphasised, not least by the style of jump-cutting between events. “The technique of observing absolute chronology while simultaneously following a number of characters and treating even casual passers-by in the same manner as the main characters gives rise to a hallucinatory realism.” At the centre of the film lies the specific theme of the Algerian war, which had only recently been brought to its troubled conclusion, and which it had hitherto been almost impossible for French film-makers to address in a meaningful way.’ — collaged

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Je t’aime je t’aime (1968)
‘Je t’aime, je t’aime is a 1968 French science fiction film directed by Alain Resnais. It was listed to compete at the 1968 Cannes Film Festival, but the festival was cancelled due to the countrywide wildcat strike that occurred in May 1968 in France. As with Chris Marker’s La Jetee, a man is selected to participate in time travel experiments to his personal past. However, due to equipment malfunction, he experiences these events out of chronological sequence, cause and effect.’ — ARF

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Stavisky (1974)
‘With its high production-values and the popularity of its star actor, the film was enthusiastically received by the public in France, whereas, perhaps for the same reasons, it drew a cool response from many critics who felt that Resnais had betrayed his reputation for intellectual rigor. A British reviewer expressed several of the doubts which were felt by critics: “No one could fail to respond to the elegance of the fashion-plate costumes, the Art Deco interiors, the gleaming custom-built cars, the handsome grand hotels, and so on, all paraded before us to the tinkling thirties-pastiche foxtrot music of Stephen Sondheim… But Resnais’s and Semprún’s Stavisky is just not a very interesting figure… what he represents to the film’s authors is not clear… What the picture does not do is use the Stavisky affair to make any larger comment upon the drift of twentieth-century life, or capitalist society, or even human gullibility… One’s ultimate impression of the film is of an immense gap between the sophistication of its technique and the commonplace simple-minded notions it purveys.”‘ — collaged

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Providence (1977)
‘Providence is no less an affront to the conventions of classical storytelling than, say, Last Year at Marienbad, but the story at the film’s core is disarmingly simple. Over the course of a single sleepless night, a cantankerous aging novelist imagines parts of his next book. These bizarre imagined scenes, starring the same four principal characters, make up the main body of the film. We realize, gradually, that the novelist has modeled these characters on members of his own family—his sons, Claude (Dirk Bogarde) and Kevin (David Warner), Claude’s wife, Sonia (Ellen Burstyn), and his own deceased wife, Molly, who, in this fictional fever-dream, is recast as Claude’s mistress, Helen (Elaine Stritch). The internal narrative, on shaky ground from the start, grows increasingly fractured and febrile as the night goes on. The author commentates on certain shots in gruff voice-over, sounding less like a narrator than a grouchy, confused old man recording DVD commentary for a film he hasn’t seen. The wrong characters suddenly intrude upon scenes like actors bungling their cues. Sets change from shot to shot. Ellen Burstyn’s character, Sonia, a bored housewife at the center of a limp love triangle, delivers ponderous lines like, “Kevin, I’m not overawed by the universe” with deadly intensity. At one point, in a surge of emotion, Sonia moves her lips, but the novelist’s gruff voice comes out like a bark. The jig is up; the strings on these character-puppets are brazenly visible.’ — Gus Reed

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Mon Oncle d’amerique (1980)
‘Mon Oncle d’Amérique is an exhilarating fiction that takes the form of a series of dramatic essays about three highly motivated, extremely mixed-up persons. They are René Ragueneau (Gérard Depardieu), a successful textile company executive who is suddenly faced with the loss of his career; Jean Le Gall (Roger Pierre), an ambitious politician with a desire for total power, both private and public; and Janine Garnier (Nicole Garcia), Jean’s mistress and a would-be actress who makes a noble sacrifice only to find that, like most noble sacrifices, it’s a self-defeating gesture. Mon Oncle d’Amérique is a chatty movie, rather like the kind of nineteenth-century novel in which the author is always chiming in to comment on what’s happening and to make observations that instruct and amuse. In this case, the author is Dr. Laborit, whom we see being interviewed in his laboratory by Mr. Resnais. The doctor, one of the people responsible for the development of drugs to control the emotions, is the wise, literate, unflappable host, a sort of Gallic Alistair Cooke, and Mon Oncle d’Amérique is the show.’ — Vincent Canby

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Life Is a Bed of Roses (1983)
‘At a glance, Alain Resnais and Jean Gruault would appear to be incompatible collaborators. Gruault worked as a young writer with François Truffaut on Jules and Jim, and subsequently wrote four films for Truffaut during the 1970s, before scripting The Bronte Sisters with Andre Téchiné in 1979 and Mon Oncle d’Amérique with Resnais in 1980. Though Truffaut and Resnais are incomparable filmmakers given each of their disparate styles and thematic interests, Gruault’s pen works for each of them, which is attributable to the writer’s knack for conceiving fantastical circumstances concerning flesh-and-blood folk. After all, what is Jules and Jim if not a whimsical foray into the harsh realities of self-sacrifice during the throes of youthful passions? It’s a film that would be fantasy and escape were it not so intent upon locating how time’s passage doesn’t heal all wounds, but simply opens new ones. Adults are merely adolescents that have gotten bigger; it’s a point further reiterated by 1970’s Gruault-scripted, Truffaut-directed The Wild Child. Children remain at the core of Life Is a Bed of Roses. Nevertheless, its characters are constantly in a state of disbelief or, more to the point, playing pretend. When Simon (Pierre Arditi) appears to have died one evening, Elizabeth (Sabine Azéma), his short-time lover, is overcome with panic and grief, before suddenly realizing that Simon is actually alive and appears to be unharmed. She has no explanation for this; it seems Simon’s heart may have stopped, then started beating again. The specifics are unclear. Equally uncertain are the terms of their relationship, which is revealed to only be two months underway, though the pair acts as if they’re been together for years. Resnais poses these points indirectly; at least, there’s no character designed to provide the exposition up front. Yet neither is there a character of any sort truly in step with what’s unfolding. When the pair meets their close friends, both of whom are clerics, at an archeological dig site, one of them states, “You’re a weird couple.” Resnais might agree, but then the point seems to be that coupling, as an idea, is weird and forces its participants into time warp, where past and present bleed together.’ — Slant Magazine

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Melo (1986)
‘On its release the film met with a largely hostile reception from both critics and the public in France. Resnais attributed the film’s failure to the unfamiliarity of the public with the world of the comic-strip and its personalities, which made it difficult to appreciate the confrontation of values which the film explored. The film failed to get distribution either in the United States or in Great Britain. Variety described it as a “stillborn satiric comedy”. The producer of the film, Marin Karmitz, registered a substantial financial loss from the film’s commercial flop, and was unable to engage in further production work for the next 18 months. He nevertheless continued to declare his support for what he regarded as one of Resnais’s most important films, describing it as “a great film about death, and about the death of certain cultures”. I Want to Go Home was shown at the 1989 Venice Film Festival, where it won awards for Alain Resnais and Jules Feiffer. The appearance of the film on DVD two decades after its original release led to some more sympathetic assessments, and recognition of its “blatantly nutty” humor.’ — collaged

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Smoking/No Smoking (1993)
‘”Smoking” and “No Smoking” are two segments of the film which are based on closely connected plays. The original plays covered eight separate stories, which have been pared down to three each for these movies. At a certain point in the story of each segment, the five female characters (all played by Sabine Azema) and the four male characters (all played by Pierre Arditi) have their lives skillfully recapped in terms of “what might have happened” if they had made or failed to make certain choices. For example, “No Smoking” focuses chiefly on the relationship between the mild-mannered Miles Coombes and his infinitely more aggressive and ambitious wife, Rowena.’ — collaged

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Alain Resnais discusses ‘Smoking/No Smoking’

 

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Same Old Song (2003)
‘Resnais’s film is a faithful adaptation of the operetta by Barde and Yvain. Its original dialogue was retained, even when outdated, and characters are unchanged except in one instance (Arlette); four of the original musical numbers were omitted because they were felt to slow up the action. Orchestration and some additional music was provided by Bruno Fontaine. The entire film was shot in a studio (in Arpajon). Jacques Saulnier, another of Resnais’s longtime collaborators, provided elegant and sumptuous set designs, which together with the glamorous costumes designed by Jackie Budin complement the theatrical style of the acting, and frequent use of long camera shots enable a fluid staging of the musical numbers. Various cinematic devices are used both to intensify the characterizations (especially with close-ups and direct-to-camera asides), but also to distance the film spectator from the theatrical experience (e.g. dissolves to achieve characters’ exits, overhead camera shots for some of the ensemble numbers).’ — collaged

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Not on the Lips (2003)
‘It is tempting—and many critics had done so—to become dismayed over the fact that experimental Alain Resnais chose in 2003 to film a 1925 French musical, keeping it pretty much faithful to the original. Not only does the film seem odd coming from such a grand experimenter, but the work itself contains basically silly patter lyrics (generally rhymed in the English subtitles), and the music (the original score by Maurice Yvain) is seldom very interesting. André Barde’s original libretto seems like a lightweight Feydeau farce, yet having little of the frothiness of the boulevard comic author. Like any wealthy Parisian socialite, Gilberte Valandray (Sabine Azéma) loves her business husband, while flirting with several admirers, including the older and rather foolish Faradel (Daniel Prévost) and the young Dada-Cubist-Surrealist artist Charley (Jalil Lespert). Her husband Georges (Pierre Arditi), knowing of his wife’s flirtatious nature, is unworried about the consequences since he is under the strange notion that it is always the first sexual partner that defines a woman, convinced obviously that he is wife’s first lover. Let us just note that this work was quite popular in France, while attacked as mindless froth in England. It had no distribution in the US.’ — Douglas Messerli

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Coeurs (2006)
‘Resnais has always been an expressionist, using his settings and compositions to evoke the inner states of his characters. Here, tying expressionism to social critique, he becomes an improbable but unmistakable blood brother of Carl Dreyer.’ — Jonathan Rosenbaum

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Wild Grass (2009)
‘Wild Grass is about an unlikely and fateful chain of events that to a young person might seem like coincidence but to an older one illustrates the likelihood that most of what happens in our lives comes about by sheer accident. This is the latest work by Alain Resnais, who may have learned this by experience: There’s a springtime in your life when you think it should add up and make sense, and an autumn when you think, the hell with it, anything can happen. Resnais has been making films since the dawn of the New Wave: Hiroshima, Mon Amour (1959) and Last Year at Marienbad (1961). Now he’s 88. Preparing to write, I decided not to mention his age, in fear that some readers might think a director that age couldn’t possibly be engaging. But praise must be given. Wild Grass is carefree and anarchic, takes bold risks, spins in unexpected directions.’ — Roger Ebert

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You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet (2012)
‘Mr. Resnais, who recently turned 91, has been exploring the slippery line between truth and illusion for a very long time, in playful and in somber moods. You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet has a little of both, and is a testament to the filmmaker’s undiminished vitality. The title evokes a piece of ancient, almost mythic film history: that surreal, Orphic moment, associated in the popular mind with The Jazz Singer, when pictures began to talk. It also has a more primal meaning. The world and the people in it might grow old, but the imagination has the power to make everything new. And what look like artifacts of the past — literary chestnuts, archaic stories, half-forgotten recordings — are actually signs pointing toward the future.’ — A.O. Scott

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Interview with the actress Sabine Azéma

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Ha ha. Too early happy birthday to you, and I’ll match that with a timely one if you pony up on the date. Do pray tell about that expanded Actress LP. It does sound mighty tempting. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Agreed! Yes, happily the mental institution had good security. But there were some sleepless nights, let me tell you. Right, they want us to pay them not to advertise at you. Fucking hell. And no surprise, I guess. What a world. No card yet. I’m going to call my bank and be a calm before a storm of belligerency and see if that gets me some news. Happy b’day late to your mom! I guess you weren’t with her. Did you celebrate from afar? Love making me not have eaten that Vietnamese sandwich yesterday that looked and tasted so good but apparently wasn’t, G. ** Jack Skelley, Two days into the week High to you you you. Chris was very fun and charming, and I adored him, but he was also a heroin addict with a serious chemical imbalance, so there was that. Lewis was a hero. I think I read somewhere that they erected a statue of him along the river somewhere? The Gaza thing is so horrifying, and the powerlessness, other than to go to a protest to make yourself try to feel better, is devastating. Thanks about the Hobart thang. Love you but probably not Taylor Swift although we will see. ** Nika Mavrody, Really? Where? ** Reverend Darby 🎩(pretend that’s one of those Reverend hats), If I had come across a gif of the Coraline tunnel, it would have been there, you can trust me on that. Oh, gosh, ultra-massive luck partially manifested by crossed fingers coming your way at high speed on both the DMV and Spencers fronts. So … what happened? My parents were from the South — well, Texas, if that counts — and, yeah, get outta there. I think we finish the editing today. I’m spacing on the software. Zac does the keyboard stuff. Um, maybe Da Vinci something? But maybe not. I’ll register the software’s title today. I get and share your WOOO (and I’m not even kidding). ** Steve Erickson, Well, it is possible for a song to be both good and just a load of noise. Luck galore on the Wire front. Right, you’re vegetarian, duh, I forgot. Granted, I hated fish even when I ate creatures, but soy fish is just nasty. ** Bill, You would reckon there is such a helpful time tunnel. But, if it has a portal in Paris, I can’t find it (yet). ‘Paprika’, what a lovey film. Cool. You’re leaving town again? You’re wild. ** Misanthrope, Oh, you’re right, I should have used colonoscopy as one of my search terms, damn. Jesus, more leg coming off. I feel for your cousin. Inches do matter. Yikes. ** Matt N., Hi, Matt. Yeah, good to have you back. Thanks for reading ‘Try’, obviously. I’m just up to finishing the film and nothing else. We should have the editing done by tomorrow, and then there’s all the technical stuff to do. I’m honestly not a big fan of Rechy’s stuff. 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I remember thinking it was at least fairly smart. Apparently Thom Anderson loses his shit if you refer to Los Angeles as L.A. He’s very classical and old fashioned about the place, or about its name at least. ‘In the Mouth of Madness’ used to be my favorite John Carpenter film, and maybe it still is. I have done a post on Wiseman, yes. Let me see if I can find it. Oops, almost all of the video imbeds in his post have died since I made it. Damn. I’ll have to restore and republish it since it’s pretty useless at the moment. So, I will, and watch out for that. He actually lives here in Paris. He lives at this artists residency that I lived at for the first 8 or so years after I moved here. I go over there sometimes to see friends because it has an excellent cafe, and I’ve seen Wiseman a few times. He’s incredible: he’s in his mid-90s, I think, but he jets around like a teenager. Yeah, he’s super great. I love talking with you too. I look forward to it daily. It’s a truly great pleasure. So right back atcha. Love, me. ** Okay. Today I’ve gone back into the distant archives and found and restored and expanded the blog’s old Alain Resnais Day for you. I love his works, and one of them, ‘Providence’, is in my top five all-time favorite films. Hope you enjoy the show. See you tomorrow.