DC's

The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“Only sperm can make anyone alive… Let me guide you”

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thefailedpianist, 22
Schönefeld

I am a failed young pianist doing concerts in Switzerland, help my tour being more lucrative.

Guestbook of thefailedpianist

1inThePink2inTheKINK – Nov 11, 2020
He’s 7 ft tall!!

Zedanie – Nov 8, 2020
We should form a band. Like for real, I’ll sing.

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Hungarian, English, German
Position Rather not say
S&M No
Kissing Yes
FF No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Rather not say
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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AllYouCanEat, 21
Charlotte

A simple boy who likes his feet loved. I like to experience having my feet massaged, worshiped, caressed, kissed, tickled and cum on.

I want to feel your warm tongue run through my toes, your teeth gently nibble at my heels. I want to see your dick get hard as you worship my feet.

I might be open to above ankles things as long as nothing is put in my butt.

Guestbook of AllYouCanEat

AllYouCanEat (Owner) – Nov 3, 2020
My feet are #1. Change my mind.

Alfie – Nov 1, 2020
I feel the world of foot worship is as much an emotional and psychological experience as indeed it is a physical fun one. I also feel the human foot is truly the biggest wonder of our world, a fine piece of engineering and mechanics if there ever was one, and the more one pushes the foot’s boundaries and limitations accepted by the limited value we place on it as the “norm” the more the desire to explore even further into the foot’s capacities only intensifies and increases. Also the roles we fulfil in our day to days sex life’s, if of a very active or passive nature, such as top/bottom roles, especially with money power and position as in escorting, the average joe people seem to forget that a person’s foot too is human or has a life too, that feet do indeed secretly crave discreet sessions of worship to bring back a psychological and emotional balance and feelings of being simply feet and loved for being feet alone not loved for any other attribute or accolade they maybe have acquired along the way.

TheToungeDoctor – Oct 28, 2020
The Doctor recommends giving each of his toes a slow and wet blowjob and breaking away occasionally to gnaw dead skin cells from his heels and arches while always masturbating his sopping foot digits. At some point he will throw his head back and start breathing like a marathon runner. While he’s distracted quickly tilt his erection in your direction and lean close. He will half heartedly try to pull your hand away but soon enough he’ll groan at which point, if you’ve aimed well, his sperm will spray and drip and plop all over your face.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Average
Body hair Some
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Speaks English
Position Top only
S&M Soft
Kissing No
FF No
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 60 $
Overnight On request

 

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Alicee_TS, 24
Berlin

Str8 men if you’re horny, don’t worry – you don’t have to buy me dinner, you don’t have to buy me flowers, there’s no anniversary to remember, please don’t call the next day, just pay for the hotel room plus 100 euro on top, and I do think you’ll think my ass is a far more perfect place for your cock than a vagina and there is no such thing as fucking me too hard.

Guestbook of Alicee_TS

moody_for_you – Oct 31, 2020
Polysexual Sapiosexual, with Demisexual tendencies. Polyamorous. Fixed sign, mutable issues. Non-binary/Non-Role Individual. Uses They/Them pronouns. Esoteric Knowledge, with Gnostic beliefs, and in service of answers and the truth. With this being said, not religious, but has a spiritual outlook on life. Non-denominational & Non-Conversionist. Complex with multiple layers. But ultimately none of that matters. Great ass.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks German, English, Polish
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty No
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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dumbslutherin, 21
Rubí

im loving the “im not meeting anyone during Corona” profiles. it is to laugh! empty out ur wallet! i don’t give a single shit about ur health. all i want is ur money. the money that u work so hard for that ill spend in less than a day. how do u feel about that now. of course u feel satisfaction and pleasure!

Guestbook of dumbslutherin

jizzzzzz – Nov 4, 2020
Someone at some point has probably thought about killing you.

dumbslutherin (Owner) – Nov 2, 2020
i mistyped the username but ig u can interpret it as u want

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos One
Speaks Spanish, English
Position More top
S&M Yes
Kissing No
FF Active
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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rentmeforcash, 24
Palermo

I have a huge passion for body modifications, in addition to being an escort I am an extreme contortionist performer, this flexibility also allows me to take on many positions during sex.

Guestbook of rentmeforcash

Queerqueerqueer – Oct 25, 2020
He chews his toenails.

incrediblyqueer – Oct 22, 2020
I thoroughly enjoyed him but I’m a sophisticated person and for me beauty doesn’t matter.

moneytalks – Oct 16, 2020
If you think Gollum is sexy, you’ll love him

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings A lot
Tattoos A lot
Speaks Italian, English
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight On request

 

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BoarderlineFaggot, 18
Poznań

I want to find a serious, real and successful man! Who will change my life!!! I live in Wroclaw. I was born in Ukraine. I want to become a citizen of the European Union! I’m also a very nervous person so keep that in mind!

Guestbook of BoarderlineFaggot

BoarderlineFaggot (Owner) – Nov 1, 2020
And I have weird ass nipples.

BoarderlineFaggot (Owner) – Nov 1, 2020
I am currently studying computer science but I am not a dice so I don’t think so.
I don’t have a favorite hobby but I usually want to die or study (not always).
Anyway, I’m a wreck I don’t have to hide much about the situation.

KevinKM – Nov 1, 2020
I’m in Luxembourg and intrigued, but can you say a little more about yourself, hobbies, etc.?

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Polish, Russian, English
Position Versatile
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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WhyIsItAlwaysMe, 20
Atlanta

Having sex with a man is something Im still pretty shy about, which adds an extra fun layer of me being embarrased and needing some extra ‘motivation’ hint hint.

I’ve been thinking about what to tell you to make me seem like the best date ever. I could say I’m warm, caring and open minded. I could tell you people say I’m very good looking and my bod turns heads at least when Im wearing clothes or that I’m nice and funny and a can keep a conversation going.

But honestly, my best selling point at the moment must be my extremely cute dog, so there’s that. I have a adorable and super cuddly dog that is dying to be petted by you, her new best friend!

I live together with my girlfriend, dog and cat and a couple of freeloading friends who I can tell to scram.

Guestbook of WhyIsItAlwaysMe

WhyIsItAlwaysMe (Owner) – Oct 23, 2020
Anyone who loves me please tell me.

david1601 – Oct 23, 2020
speaking as a hippie, i wouldn’t say he’s a hippie but a long haired boy who believes in body naturalist bullshit, but when he was lying there, hole dripping in seed, getting pounded by my husband and i, his stink was such an intimate part of the sexual energy.

Anonymous – Oct 17, 2020
Hippie boy, smells.

Anonymous – Oct 13, 2020
played w his stupid fucking dog thn pushed him on hands/knees n his throbbing greedy lube soaked hole hungry hole gagging took every inch of my huge n monster meat Cock as it angrily ripped him open n relentlessly fucked the shit out him ova till i made him take all that hot load shooting n pumping into his guts every drop thn i was done n left
him begging for more as i pulled out just left

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position More bottom
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty No
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 350 $

 

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Julie, 20
Frogner

in a happy relationship with a straight married man and, to a slightly lesser extent, with his wife and three adult children.

what am I looking for? good question … maybe for distraction and even more sex and monetary compliments ?!

yes i still have a cock and it’s only decoration! 😉

Guestbook of Julie

hotguyhere – Nov 8, 2020
If you don’t let me fuck you, you’ll go bald and lose all your teeth before you turn 30.

theswagcoon – Nov 6, 2020
It’s hard to put into words how much I want to fuck this chick

Julie (Owner) – Nov 5, 2020
use to spend most of the week at holgers sauna when i was still julian so if you have been you may have already had me haha

i_am_xl – Nov 5, 2020
How hot is “she”? When I was dicking him I felt like an intellectually, genetically, morally superior Heterosexual leader of society.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Speaks Norwegian, English
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 750 €

 

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fckmyleatherchair, 21
Paris

Hi!

“Only sperm can make anyone alive…” Let me guide you

80s music brings me back to good times like when I was not alive.

Kind, caring, sociable and horny young blond boy.

Be ambitious, into me, and HAVE A BRAIN AND CONVERSATION. Treat escorts as you would like to be treated – Karma is watching

Guilty pleasure: Reading, listening to podcasts, Netflix, walk along the Seine, ABBA…

Please send me your CV and cover letter

Guestbook of fckmyleatherchair

GalaxyNote20ultra – Oct 27, 2020
For me it was 30min blowjob: 50 euro + fucking him raw for 45 minutes: 150 euro + cumming his mouth: 25 euro

yoyo33370 – Oct 27, 2020
150€/ 2 1/2hrs/ forced making out -> long sweaty hard fuck until he was a breathless mess begging for a break

Hard2Handle – Oct 24, 2020
To save you some time, if you want to top him (and you will trust me) it’s 60 €, +150% cost for bare, +200% cost to breed him, -75% cost if you felch out your load, +25% cost to feed him the load.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks French, Dutch, English
Position Versatile
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
FF Needs discussion
Dirty Needs discussion
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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TheMachine, 21
Graz

“The Machine” is a real sex machine for your anal satisfaction. No human sexual contact !!

Studio:
We offer you the opportunity to rent the machine in our studio. All you have to do is bring your favorite dildo and some lubricant of your choice. Our discreet specialist staff will of course provide you with assistance in setting up the machine, explaining the operation and assembling the toy.

At home:
“It’s best at home” – that’s why we are happy to bring the machine home to you, help with construction and assembly and introduce you to operation. After your desired time quota, our employees will pick up the device immediately and discreetly.

Dick XXL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body No answer
Body hair No answer
Piercings No answer
Tattoos No answer
Speaks No answer
Position Top only
S&M Yes
Kissing No answer
FF Active
Dirty No answer
Safer Sex No answer
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight On request

 

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BBsubslut, 19
Amsterdam

Cheap, bare, group, outdoor, indoor, bondagr, blindfold, chems, movies

Guestbook of BBsubslut

BBsubslut (Owner) – Nov 10, 2020
My thoughts that cross my mind usually is why sober play its the least favorite time to play. If a person is high & likely i usually am well whats the problem if i am attentive hard also following conversations and not staring at my phone during play time then why not be high. Now if you arent high its okay if you arent i dont look like i am usually either tho i always am.

mjtmsp – Nov 7, 2020
His real name is Nick and he’s 24 years old.
He’s originally from Rotterdam.
He works at a job as a barista/coffee maker at the moment.
His favourite coffee: Caramel Latte Macchiato, Caramel Frappucino, Latte Macchiato.
He’s kinda chemsfriendly to put it mildly.
He’s hard of hearing (but can get by with his hearing aid) and can be very insecure.

BBsubslut (Owner) – Nov 6, 2020
Oh there’ll be a camera crew and lights and shit and catering

BBsubslut (Owner) – Nov 6, 2020
Am the Julian from the viral video “Breeding Julian”.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 10 €
Overnight 100 €

 

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quiteperfectcock, 22
Lomas de Zamora

direct message is most welcome don’t leave only comment I need help for my daddy’s operation anyone who can help me are most welcome some guy may say am shameless yeah u can call me shameless but it’s really hard to see our own father bearing pain

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings Some
Tattoos A lot
Speaks Spanish, English
Position More top
S&M Soft
Kissing Needs discussion
FF Active
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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passivboyforrapeXL, 19
Independence

About 7 years ago, when I had just graduated from elementary school and was starting junior high school, a man in his early 60s kept making eye contact with me at the local grocery. As I left the store, he asked if I wanted to come home with him. Within minutes of arriving there, i was naked and sucking his cock. The next day, he called again. This time, he taught me about poppers and enemas and toys. The next time, he fucked me. Within a month, I was living with him, naked all the time. In the years that followed, he enjoyed bondage, whips, clamps, fisting, anal, oral, estim, and more. He liked to tie me to a chair and put a plastic bag over my head. My choice was to get fucked by him or suffocate. He fucked my ass often and liked to piss in me after he came. I served him domestically as well as he requested. He says he is now too old to enjoy me and has given me permission to serve someone else. His is the only cock that has ever been in my mouth and the only cock and fist that has ever been in my hole. I am just as pretty as I was as an adolescent, and I know my place and will live to serve you and please you as I have him. Because I was raised and financed by him, I have developed no marketable skills, and my knowledge of how the world works is elementary to say the least. Having never had to do this before, I do not know how it is supposed to work, but if you think you might like to take me in, I welcome that.

Guestbook of passivboyforrapeXL

passivboyforrapeXL (Owner) – Nov 9, 2020
All I’m looking for is a great connection and filth unless you’re Henry Rollins or the murderer in the french film ‘Stranger by the lake’, which you’re not… But even if you are then we should talk.

passivboyforrapeXL (Owner) – Nov 9, 2020
Please please PLEASE no shy guys, speak about me pornographically with full force and you will make yourself five times more attractive.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooh
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
Safer Never
Rate per hour No answer
Overnight On request

 

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fuckmyteenass, 18
Islas Baleares

names jay
18 years old
awesome
bisex
bottom only
not free
$ = me cum
4:20
english
blah blah bah
blaaaaaaaaaah
and blah
Okkkkkkkk

Guestbook of fuckmyteenass

Dyzzystranger – Oct 16, 2020
Ben & Jerry’s x Nike SB Dunk Low ‘Chunky Dunky’!! – tick
Frame Heritage Slim Jeans, Crater Lake – tick
Duluth Trading Company Mens Buck Naked Performance Boxers – tick
70’s house with green shag carpet – tick
borderline pop star face and sleazy mindset – tick tick

mohammed665 – Oct 12, 2020
He enjoyed stripping for me then being fucked in aquarius position while I milked his precum and drank it like champagne. We might only meet once but he will remain in my mind forever as my memory of sodomy.

boicunthunter – Oct 5, 2020
He is new to the biz and innocent, clearly unused to being objectified, weirded out by lascivious compliments, but quite mature to fuck his juicy ass off in any situation ,don’t need any other source for a bimbo.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
FF No
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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IceColdBitch, 20
Słupsk

Ive only been fuckd 3 times only came in my hole once, the daddy was 58 and thrusted three times, and i was so tight he cam way too early. If a daddy can come to me always discreet and open for in the car fun. I always wanted to try ridding a hard dick in a backseat until you cum in me? And maybe last a little longer lol. To sum up I hav daddy issues and i need money lmao.

Guestbook of IceColdBitch

IceColdBitch (Owner) – Nov 7, 2020
FEMININE BOY WINS💖

Aron_king – Nov 7, 2020
for best results sit him on your dick, drive fast, kiss on his neck and suck on his nipples while choking him.

Nixolas – Nov 4, 2020
if you look at him as young object to be owned temporarily and not as a queeny weirdo your dick will be hardened without problem. Although he was born human he is also so much less complex then that.

IceColdBitch (Owner) – Nov 2, 2020
And yes Im effeminate as shit and y’all can stfu.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Polish, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 90 €
Overnight 200 €

 

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DumBumtheClown, 19
Napoli

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

Hi, I’m DumBum the Clown and boy am I a goofball.

Clowning for me is my first and truest sexual expression – I knew I was into clowns before I knew I was into men and from a crazy young age was aware that they fascinated me in a bizarre, fun and freeing way. I love being a clown, getting turned into or turning a guy into a clown, clowning around with a clown, chucking pies, honking horns, playing with balloons, whoopee cushions… you name it! I’m a total slapstick junkie and love being a goon. I don’t take sex too seriously and am just here to clown around!

Should maybe point out that if any guy wants to make me cum uncontrollably all you have to do is point and laugh at me while honking a clown nose. Its super hot!

Guestbook of DumBumtheClown

DumBumtheClown (Owner) – Oct 2, 2020
Monogamy if it gets there.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Italian, English
Position No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No answer
FF No answer
Dirty No answer
Safer Sex No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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buyablowjob, 18
Coventry

PHOTOS AND SHORT PRESENTATION BEFORE STARTING THE DISCUSSION!

I’m a barely legal pure heterosexual adult, looking for a man of any age and fantasy who would give me a blowjob.

I am a very masculine boy with a strong libido and an apparently very handsome face. I’ve always been subconsciously drawn to male mouths, and that’s why I decided to sell my cock to a mouth.

If you decide to give me a blowjob, here is everything you can include with your choice, you can compose it as you want and add as many options as you want:

– Licking
– abundant saliva
– Deep Throat
– Masturbation
– Cum on your face or in your mouth
– Licking testicles
– Testicles in your mouth too
– Choice of my outfit
– Choice of my position

Last thing to note, your fellatio will necessarily end with a good orgasm, and it does not include ANYTHING ELSE, and it is only at my home or a hotel room reserved from the buyer!

Guestbook of buyablowjob

pepperspray – Nov 13, 2020
please mind the gap between the train and the platform

midgetwithcake – Nov 7, 2020
He’ll let you watch a Disney marathon with him with his cock as your snack food- he’s just so nice like that.

Foto47 – Nov 4, 2020
That you’re in London, England and I’m in Lincoln, Nebraska makes me wanna fucking kill myself.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Muscular
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos One
Speaks English
Position Top only
S&M No
Kissing No
FF No
Dirty No
Safer Sex Always
Rate per hour 150 £
Overnight On request

 

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AssdeReves, 18
Paris

I want attention here I just want admirers or make fans but if there is wave there is wave Ask me my age

Guestbook of AssdeReves

Anonymous – Nov 6, 2020
No, everyone at the mosque already fucks him. He’s just ugly but he has a mouthwatering ass !!

Anonymous – Nov 6, 2020
always this pathological obsession with augmented face filters! Is he afraid of being recognized at the mosque?

AssdeReves (Owner) – Nov 6, 2020
“Pas de sentiments, que des centimètres”

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Prefer not to say
Body Average
Body hair Not very hairy
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks French, Arabic, English
Position Prefer not to say
S&M Prefer not to say
Kissing Yes
FF Prefer not to say
Dirty Prefer not to say
Safer Sex Prefer not to say
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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ImRealAf, 18
Sydney

Hey I’m Daniel people call me Duck I’m real and straight forward and always mean what I say out my mouth. I don’t do the bs. I’m single. I’m just looking for a friend has the say and something good maybe a steel-hard XL power cock in his pants maybe more idk yet.

Guestbook of ImRealAf

ImRealAf (Owner) – Oct 30, 2020
Moving to Melbourne soon, given up on horrible Sydney guys, bye, thanks for nothing

ImRealAf (Owner) – Oct 20, 2020
@kurrtt With this pandemic I can only really afford super noodles and bread 😂

kurrtt – Oct 20, 2020
Real = small cock, bad breath, flat ass, likes to lick balls of old people

ImRealAf (Owner) – Oct 15, 2020
So don’t even try if you don’t believe me that I am real, it’s your own fault.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position More bottom
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty No
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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LucaXLl, 20
Etterbeek

Hello, I am Luca , a educated boy who will make you enjoy all the fantasies you have, active fiery milkman with a super discreet department impact novelty newcomer to your city I fulfill all your fantasies we will have a great time I am even more handsome in person than in pictures YOU CAN MAKE VIDEOS PHOTOS Im very beautiful in impact novelty

Guestbook of LucaXLl

Anonymous – Oct 27, 2020
very amazingly cute and very active at night he had a super explosion in my mouth in his room he has firehose and is super hygienic and quiet it starts with a kiss like he’s telling you a story and then a happy throat stab has a perfect body and penis I am super in love with him

Anonymous – Oct 25, 2020
Ok I know ur top but I have many fantasys I’d love to try with u I absolutly wd love to have group thing where u feel several hands all the sudden and then more hands and they are spanking u with different items and touching u anywhere they want and I here my guy say blind fold off or on U say off please I say wrong answer and ur tied up all weekend in a non stop sexual frenzy I see a lot into fisting I’m not into that if something is inside u it’s going to be dick or a finger or two and if it what u inspire maybe my tongue but not a fist sorry

Anonymous – Oct 21, 2020
his attention is the maximum and he has a good erection and he fucks well super cachero in bed he has a super hard cock I love him and he has the face of a baby and his apartment is super comfortable and he is very attentive

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Prefer no to say
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Top only
S&M Yes
Kissing No
FF Active
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight On request

 

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History_repeats_itself, 23
Rome

On the usual cycle of getting sick of girls and their bullshit and really really reaaaally wanting to get fucked, making an account to get myself fucked, being too scared to act on that, being too broke to buy a iPhone 12, masturbating furiously. Oh what a life.

Guestbook of History_repeats_itself

Rafa240 – Nov 1, 2020
managed to nail him but if you don’t like guys who scream like a girl, stay away.

History_repeats_itself (Owner) – Oct 29, 2020
Just got out of another bad headspace. I apologize to anyone who I spammed threatening messages. I’m doing much better now and ready.

History_repeats_itself (Owner) – Oct 7, 2020
I’m back sorry, had to bail for a while, still unfucked, still really need that iPhone, I apologize to the 2 interesting/important men I met with so far for freaking out and splitting, at least I know I’m straight now.

Dick XXL, Cut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Piercings A few
Tattoos A lot
Speaks Portuguese, English, Spanish, French
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kissing Depends
FF No
Dirty No
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 30 €
Overnight On request

 

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SHH-SECRET-SHH, 19
Paris

My dear gentlemen, My name is Maximilian, I’m 19 years old French and English native speaker with impeccable manners and etiquette who exudes class, . Studying in hospitality and luxury travel. Eager to meet you

Guestbook of SHH-SECRET-SHH

danieltop – Nov 9, 2020
Excellent quality semen.

RedMaiden69 – Nov 8, 2020
Yes they have yum

MezzaCorux – Nov 8, 2020
People have died from blanks yum.

RedMaiden69 – Nov 8, 2020
A revolver would be able to alternate. Also to have a very low load blank so yes it would

Rikkyss – Nov 8, 2020
Powder burns sound hot, but what about a revolver? I think it’d work that way no?

RedMaiden69 – Nov 8, 2020
Assuming it had a wad in it to produce proper recoil it could cause a concussion. Powder burns and damage from the rapid expanding gas.
Many times an adapter is needed for blanks to properly action a semi auto weapon making using real rounds in the same magazine not an option as well

Rikkyss – Nov 8, 2020
Oh shit really? How bad would the damge be?

RedMaiden69 – Nov 8, 2020
A point blank blank would do real damage. Sorry a gun nerd of sorts

Rikkyss – Nov 8, 2020
Hello, my name is Rikky! Imagine fucking this snooty high class dweeb with a gun to his head. Imagine him shivering and trying to please you in every way so he can live, fake moaning, trying his hardest to grind his ass. I’d load up his ass then shoot a blank point blank just to see him wilt in relief.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Speaks English, French
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Soft SM
FF On request
Dirty No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Smoker No
Safer Sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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GhostRider, 19
Istanbul

I’m looking for someone who will pay me a certain amount of money a month. Are you willing to pay me a certain amount once a month?

Guestbook of GhostRider

mYsTeRiOuS989 – Nov 9, 2020
Action shot

GhostRider (Owner) – Nov 9, 2020
I don’t take drugs, I’m just autistic and have allergies.

mYsTeRiOuS989 – Nov 9, 2020
Have you ever just looked at a really drugged out boy you’re fucking and choking and seen the glazed, fizzled out look in his eyes and just thought “fuck he’d let me strangle him out and it wouldn’t even matter?” or is that just me 😂

GhostRider (Owner) – Oct 28, 2020
Above 50 only. Younger stay the F away even if you’re in your 40s, stay the F away.

GhostRider (Owner) – Oct 24, 2020
If I had to decide between sex and hugs, I would choose hugs.

isyourlifeajoke_ – Oct 24, 2020
and what would i get in return for all that money?

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Turkish, Latvian, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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BillyBoy, 19
Boise

I went from tinder, spice(lesbo), grindr, daddyhunt and ended up here 😅. Quarantine is making me shits. Just trying different things before 20. If you want me please dm me I’m bored

Guestbook of BillyBoy

ImHeteroflexible – Nov 3, 2020
I hooked up with him on DaddyHunt and rammed him with 3 Large dildos from Hankeys Toys and Bad Dragon ranging from 1.6″ diameter to 2.8″ and, yes, he’s a god.

XXLshekel – Nov 3, 2020
I don’t have words for the stunning experience I had with this boy on grindr! He is very beautiful and welcoming, like a prince out of a fairytale, but turning into a wild slutty beast in bed. He did everything we discussed and even really kinky things he had rejected and he is perfect, PERFECT!!!!

weregonnabealright – Nov 3, 2020
Fucked him once when he was on grindr, have fucked many others since, but I continue to believe he is the most perfect human being to have ever walked on the face of the earth.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair None
Piercings No piercings
Tattoos No tattoos
Speaks English, Italian, French, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Mostly bottom
FF Passive
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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VirginDaniel_Hetero, 19
Rotterdam

I have to make something clear. Nobody reads anyway … I know.

I’m a skinny teen guy into rape sex with women and I’m looking for it.
Guys who rape me like that.

I am partnered with a woman.
That’s why I only look around at night and only outside. You rape me without a condom – bare as you call it.

Oh yes … a mistake everyone makes. In the case of rape, the perpetrator would never be blown. He wants to keep his cock after all. If you try, I’ll use teeth …
And the next mistake is shackles. So I seriously doubt that a guy who spontaneously attacks a woman in the park has handcuffs or clotheslines with him to tie the victim.

Guestbook of VirginDaniel_Hetero

VirginDaniel_Hetero (Owner) – Nov 9, 2020
Discount if you have a steely stare.

blueprint – Nov 2, 2020
I also seriously doubt a guy who rapes a woman pays her for it.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Dutch, English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kissing No
FF Needs discussion
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Never
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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Comehere, 18
Nagykőrös

Hi I am 18 years old , 95% hetero , i like to play sports and model and I would like to make friends with a man my grandfather’s age .

Guestbook of Comehere

Comehere (Owner) – Nov 19, 2020
I am new at this I have no idea what is fun .

forfunforlove – Oct 19, 2020
I am looking to worship and love you. Let me suck and massage your sweaty feet with my mouth. Blow you drink your seed and seed me if I am worthy. I will drink your piss your spit and let you shit on me and in my mouth feed it to me make me love you. Nothing of you should be wasted you are a God. Just love me and let me cry in your arms. I want you to feed me. I will lick your briefs clean. When we go out to dinner some time or for drinks you will make me drink a bottle of your piss. If you take a shit I will wipe you or make me sue my face to clean you and lick you clean. Feed the toilet paper to me and make me beg. Call me when you are out and need to take a shit in a public toilet so I can drop everything and come to you so you can lean back and let me be your toilet. Save your loads piss and shit and freeze it for me so I live off of your waste and smell like you from every pore. Seed my ass when I am good. Piss in me share me with your other gods. Don’t you want someone to taste everything your beautiful body produces? I know your shits and piss will be so pure. Stay healthy so I stay well. Let me prove that I will love you and if I do what you say love me as your only toilet pig. Make me bath in your toilet water. Ask me what ever you like and I will do it for you just love me. You can slap me but love me you can blow your nose in my mouth but love me. I will eat your shit for you. Maybe you could face feed me or feed me like a baby. Fill a baby bottle with your piss and hold me in your arms and make me suck. shoot your cum and piss and shit into my hole with a turkey Baster. I’ll love your your sweat your piss your piss your come your puke. Let me trim your toe nails with my teeth and trim your pubic hair with them and make me eat it. Chew your food up and spit it in my mouth. If you already have a boyfriend who is also an adonis them you could both own me. Use me as your toilet. Tag team me. put me in the corner and practice spitting and pissing into me mouth. The list is endless for you, the one love.

Comehere (Owner) – Oct 17, 2020
I have girly feelings , but I only want to explore them in a unemotional environment

Comehere (Owner) – Oct 16, 2020
Don’t ask me why I am looking for you hier because you know , so that is me , I need money not much please .

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Hungarian, English
Position More top
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
Dirty WS only
Safer Sex Sometimes
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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I_cant_even_DT, 21
Bonn

unleash my puke

Guestbook of I_cant_even_DT

penhoet – Nov 10, 2020
Don’t know what to say. Will revisit.

I_cant_even_DT (Owner) – Nov 5, 2020
that isn’t the craziest though…

one time, (sadly i lost touch with the guy) a guy tied me to the bed posts. then he did the unthinkable. he forced his hand and cock and dildos down my throat to make me puke… however, after that he force fed me burgers and fries then made me puke a second time, and more food and more puking until i’d puked six times in an hour.

the torment was unlike any other. the entire time the guy was taking a video. i watched it before i left. the torment was real. it was all over my face.

I_cant_even_DT (Owner) – Nov 5, 2020
whenever i am horny (which is always), i drill my throat with a dildo. as the dildo which is as long as my arm forces my throat open and fills my mouth with puke, the feeling of nausea and lust combined makes me orgasm without cumming.

I_cant_even_DT (Owner) – Nov 5, 2020
also over the years, i have been fucked bareback, cumdumped, fist fucked, double penetrated, gangbanged among other things many times.

I_cant_even_DT (Owner) – Nov 5, 2020
i also swallow cum … the taste of cum is my reminder that it is my duty to give paying men the satisfaction they buy. so even if a guy blows his load in my ass, i will scoop it out and eat it.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position More bottom
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex On request
Rate per hour 60 €
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Yep, about Dean Stanton. I think Jim F. is finally writing a memoir after being brow beaten to do so by everyone he knows for years. He’s on Facebook if you aren’t already friends there with him. ** Bzzt, Hi, Q! Nice new name. First, I saw your comment yesterday afternoon and immediately deleted the comment in question, no problem. I’m fighting off a bit of a cold or something but I’m okay. Paris is trudging along with as much liveliness as it can under the circumstances. I.e., yes, we’re quarantined. Luckily for us, the govt. just announced yesterday that it seems to be helping at least a little, so they didn’t tighten the restrictions for now, which is what we were all worried about. I’ll be very surprised if New York doesn’t get locked down in some way or other. Nice that you have a getaway in mind. Hopefully you’ll get to, well, at least hug some clubbies before you turn 26. I know the name Brontez Purnell, but I haven’t read his books. Did he edit a zine called ‘Fag School’ at some point? I knew that. I’ll look for his new novel. Thanks for the tip. And obviously luck galore re: your story in progress and the MFA deadline. ‘Paris, Texas’ is lovely. Possibly Wenders’s best film. Criterion Channel doesn’t extend to Europe, no, and that constantly sucks. Italian film? I love the whole wave of adventurous directors who rushed into the world in the 60s, 70s: Fellini, Antonioni, Visconti, Bertolucci, etc. etc. Amazing period. And of course I like giallo stuff. It seems a bit fallow there these days. I will endeavour to have the best weekend possible, thank you and you too naturally. Good to see you, pal. ** _Black_Acrylic, Glad you dug it. ‘Paris, Texas’ is terrific. Congrats to the Scottish footballers and to you who are consequently celebratory. Nice clip, ha ha. Sweet. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. We’ve conferred about this on FB Messenger. Have you sorted the right way to proceed? Fine weekend to you, sir. ** Brian O’Connell, Hi, Brian! Right, it was Friday the 13th yesterday. It seemed like a day full of the usual mix of luck and unluck over here. Thank you about the posts. I haven’t seen either film since they were initial released, but I think it’s safe to say that ‘Wise Blood’ and ‘Two Lane Blacktop’ are very worthy watches. I saw ‘Repo Man’, again only on release, and I found it irritating, but so many people adore it, and it seems very possible that its irritations, if they even exist, seem charming now. France goes okay. Our quarantine didn’t get tightened yesterday, as was feared, and that’s good. Yeah, who knows, but I think lock downs to some degree are in everyone’s futures if they’re not already in place. Enjoy the hazardous running about while you can, I guess. There’s so little happening here too at the moment, so I feel you. It’s a good thing I don’t do this blog in the old fashioned ‘this is what I did today’ style because reading it would be like noticing an ant walking on the floor. Let’s gamble that by Monday we’ll be able to talk each others’ ears off about our respective weekend’s bounties. (Luckily I’m not a betting man). ** Bill, Hi, B. I think you would be very wise to get to SF MOMA asap from what I can gather from way over here. I procrastinated on seeing a few art things I was dying to see, although not dying enough apparently, and lost out. Best weekend you can muster! ** Okay. The luck of the draw has it that the middle of the month falls on a Saturday this time which results in you guys getting two straight days of escorts. See you on Monday.

12 Comments

  1. You’ll remeber that Kid Sister had a theory about feet. In the 80s with Kid Sister it was knees, for obvious reasons. Then in the aughts it was Kid Sister and the small of the back. Her fetishes kind of switched from decade to decade, like Pol Pot. But it was in the 90s, when I knew her, when she talked a lot about the foot. Probably I’m reiterating to the choir these ideas. How during sex of any kind it was powerful to look at the foot. The foot wants its palm to be on the ground if it can be. It would prefer that. Which is because the human stands when it’s alive but can’t when it’s dead. Which makes the foot the Alamo so to speak. When the body dies the foot, goes the idea, is the last thing to give up caring about gravity. This really turns some people on. It was hard to tell with Kid Sister, though. She had a lot of ideas. The wig was full of messages. You weren’t sure if it was your feet or just the theory she was interested in.

  2. “Paris Texas” is lovely but I thinkWenders best is “The State of Things” with Viva, Sam Fuller, Patrick Bachau and the beautiful doomed Paul Getty III.
    My financial situation is more dire that ever.I am in overwhelming need of 400 dollars STAT so please write me about the items I have for sale. The latest is”TimelessAudrey” a truly spectacular massic book ofphotographs of Audrey Hepburn’s enetire life and career which was published by the Bunkamura Museum i 2004. I’m sellig it for $75.00 Believeme it’s owrth every penny.

  3. It’s very odd, I was the first person, yesterday, to post a comment, and it shows up later. Your advice and commentary helped me greatly! Merci.

  4. Hey Dennis, thanks you for taking the aforementioned comment down, I really appreciate it. Fortunately for me the situation isn’t so troublesome, I’m gonna be more discrete in the future but I’m not in hot water. Now I can just kind of chill and go about my life. And thanks for the luck about the short story & the MFA application. I wish I worked faster, I write at an extremely slow pace. Do you work slowly? Do you think most writers succumb to the “Grass is greener on the other side” thinking when it comes to their process? Like, I really wish I could be that writer who just bangs out a first draft in one afternoon. My close friend Jake is like that and I’ve always envied that but I also know he wishes he could move more deliberately with his drafts like I do…Hope your cold gets better, and glad to hear that things in Paris aren’t too dystopian. Maybe we’re already living in dystopia and we don’t realize it?
    Yeah, Brontez was the guy who did Fag School. It was before my time, maybe I’ll ask him to send me some PDFs. He also does music and dance theory/performance art. I wish I had more than one medium but alas…Thanks again for deleting the comment and for the ongoing correspondence. Catch ya later! 🙂

  5. The pianist, of course. Though the artistic Parisian fckmyleatherchair is a close second. But this is an outstandingly creative and charismatic lineup! Some of those guests are so unloving.

    I had mixed feelings about Repo Man back in the day; won’t be surprised if it annoys me now.

    Hope your weekend isn’t too restrictive and annoying, Dennis. I’ll probably watch various livestreams, and maybe something from the NY doc fest.

    Bill

  6. 80s music brings me back to good times like when I was not alive.

    There is always some gold in these posts.
    Thanks to Jane for the Nico post earlier this week. Sad to read about all the heroin and how boring she would have been to be around.
    Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

    Thx again for all the great posts Dennis. – Ian

  7. Good Morning. It’s been a very long time. how is it? tense strange, slightly hopeful then not at all over here. work at the shelter is traumatic and difficult, though it pays me, strange to get paid for working with trauma. Anyway. I feel a bit guilty because I am often writing you for things. You’ll let me know if that’s ok or not. working on tons of music projects, slowly releasing stuff, the vaults are deep. 6 months ago some one contacted me about a live no safety gig from 1994 from Italy. Zeena and I got the recordings and recomposed, reconfigured an hour and half of music into 30 minutes. There are 5 different mash ups for lack of better word. We are really happy with it, gets to the essence and energy that we could only hint at, at the time. They seem other and from undefined time. We are releasing them soon and wanting to get people to write the band. Charles Hayward from this heat wrote an incredible little blurb. We were interviewed yesterday and we very disappointed, for the interviewers lack of content and curiosity. Would you be able to recommend anyone that might do a good interview of Zeena and I. Trying to get a good history out of us that elicits not just the usual questions and answers. I can send the files. Let me know Hope you and Zac are both well during the lockdown and… thanks Dennis, bunches of love . funny read your interview about art and I often have thought of you as visual artist for several reasons, that’s another conversation for the chance we are in person again

  8. Hey Dennis, how are you? Would you mind telling me which literary agency represents you at the moment? I couldn’t find any up-to-date information regarding this. My debut novel’s coming out on the first week of January and I translated the first 55 pages to English hoping to score an agent. My first option turned it down this week and I’m trying to come up with alternatives selectively, just to pass the excerpt around. Thank you, sending energy to Paris.

  9. Ooof, another inspiring list! I’m especially intrigued by the story of the one who allegedly already sleeps with ‘everyone at the mosque’… Shortly followed by Maximilian, and yes of course The Failed Pianist and The Clown…

    Hope you’re well xoxo

  10. Do you have a VPN (or access to a friend’s login and password)? A German friend signed up for the Criterion Channel with one.

    I had a really difficult weekend, with a panic attack at 4 AM last night. The rising rates of COVID and our politicians’ inability to deal with them – seriously, shut down gyms and indoor dining in New York, bite the bullet and shell out so these businesses can stay afloat while closed – is incredibly anxiety-inducing.

    I’ve spent a lot of time brooding during this period, which should be pretty evident from my posts here, but I’ve realized that I’m aromantic. My desires and the life I’ve lived make much more sense seen through that prism.

  11. Brian O’Connell

    November 16, 2020 at 5:01 am

    Hey, Dennis,

    Truly a lovely line-up this weekend. DumBumtheClown is so whimsical: I don’t mean that in a patronizing sense, it’s just the (self-conscious) goofiness of his whole post made me smile. This is a stupidly obvious statement, but it’s really amazing and fascinating to see the endless permutations sexuality takes in human beings. (Though I guess it’s simultaneously very banal and ordinary, too.)

    Yeah, I’ve kind of got that sense about “Repo Man” in the past, from the little I’ve seen of it. I’ll have to watch it in full at some stage, but it doesn’t really seem to be the type of film I usually go for. You were right not to bet; nothing of real substance happened or interest happened to me this weekend. So more movies, I guess, in lieu of anything else: Saturday I rewatched “Come and See”, which I was fortunate enough to see for the first time in a theater *right* before the pandemic kicked in. This viewing nearly made me cry, which is a good sign, I think; movies almost never elicit those sorts of responses from me. Have you seen it? I also picked up “Tokyo Story” because people have been recommending Ozu to me for ages; it’ll be my first encounter with his work. My taste generally skews more toward melodrama and emotionality than minimalism and austerity, but I’m sure I’ll find a lot to love in it. Anyway, we’ll see. Looking forward to tomorrow’s post. The very best of Mondays to you.

  12. Hi Dennis,

    No need to apologise about the email, these things happen! Have you started to feel any better? Maybe at least the enforced curfew has given you rest and recovery time. I’ve been okay, just slowly moving through all the things I have to do, though I put time aside to watch ‘Andrei Rublev’ today because hey, what else is there to do on a Monday. I’ve also been enjoying reading about you and Giséle’s ‘Jerk’ play the past few days, I know you’re working on new things together but I’d love to see it staged one day.

    Sending my best,
    Gus

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