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‘My body is a temple… like one of those weird ones in Asia where they let monkeys shit all over the place‘: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of August 2018

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Jolly, 19
Cardiff

Hello, I am Astaroth. 19yrs old Norwegian Living in the UK. Proud Satanist Black metal enthusiast. I like motorcycles, mainly Harleys.. I read a little.. Horror movies.. I only have sex to a mixtape of deafening Black Metal I curated .. If you want a outcall you must have a cassette player or borrow one.

Guestbook of Jolly

1155 – Aug 13, 2018
You look like you cry a lot

letthegamesbegin – Aug 11, 2018
You try to adopt a masculine identity society has forced upon us. I sensed that you are tired of keeping this image and hope you will become you true self with the right person.

lmaohydra – Aug 3, 2018
rate how scary I look from a scale of 1-10

Position Top only
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick L, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No dirty
S&M Soft SM
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Gayassboy11, 20
Dracut

If you want good sex for me, and for you even more, I am a young and broke very kinky gay kid who has no types and is open to anything.

(I don’t know who I’m looking for, or why it’s taken so long to get to this point, I’m just grateful it’s done.)

(I’m masculine in general but I’m very effeminate in bed, multiple personalities of the Gemini I suppose.)

(I’m open to a regular thing or a sugar daddy, but he has to have a high sex drive and want to do different things everytime.)

Guestbook of Gayassboy11

moneypowerglory – Jul 25, 2018
If you wanna have the best sex you have ever had in your life with possibly the most beautiful twink to ever walk the face of the earth, make him sniff poppers.

Cerulean – Jul 23, 2018
He doesn’t state this but he does porn under the name Alam Wernick and if you’ve seen his porns you know that if your goal in life is to fuck the cutest man possible, he eats that bread.

ConfidentNurse – Jul 6, 2018
Turning this stunningly cute, physical perfect twinky jock into a craven girl simulacrum with my cock is something I will never forget for the rest of my life.

Position Bottom only
Body Athletic, Shaved
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Bottom_18_4U, 18
Hamburg

Fuck me in front of my boyfriend (I’m 18 years old, he’s 58 years old) XXL-XXXL Only.

Guestbook of Bottom_18_4U

FaceMe – Aug 4, 2018
He’s rather chubby but once you’re in him … holy God in heaven is that no longer a problem!

Kittygang – Aug 1, 2018
So he wanted me to pay and I wasn’t go for tht shit so I slit his neck opened ND droke his blood and me and his boyfriend watch finding Dory

MarcusXX – Jul 28, 2018
I’m his boyfriend
He likes Disney, cake and dick
Use him for me
Also spit roast
Be my bro

Position Bottom only
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick S, Cut
Safer sex Never
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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youngboredathome, 23
Helsinki

I AM THE REASON WHY YOUR IN THIS APP

ill fuck you ? you must buy me a car it will be worth it

also looking for someone to club baby seals with

Position Top only
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick XL, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF FF Active
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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lanadelreyfan, 18
Newport Beach

I’m a simple boy just turned 18 and out of high school and still live with my sick parents and love to get into strange cars and kneel in the center of several men.

Guestbook of lanadelreyfan

lincman – Jul 30, 2018
I’d say his profile text is pretty accurate but it doesn’t include ?, it really should.

tuck98 – Jul 21, 2018
if it was possible to have an erection and be horny 24 hours a day i would have proposed marriage to him

top4smallass – Jul 16, 2018
His cupcake butt can withstand a marathon. (I never know how to specify the boys I fuck – sorry for that.)

Position No answer
Body Slim, Not very hairy
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Nestegg, 19
Paris

Guys fucking Guys, Sound interesting. Use what you have to get what you want. Is a simple logic. Take the advantage of a pragmatic guy to satisfy your sexual fantasies with a guy. You know what I want.

Position Versatile
Body Average, Not very hairy
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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M0th, 19
Glasgow

Hi thare Marc here want to be $$$chtupped i am in to anithing a man would like from me i know i can take pain me and my ex bf tryed so of this but i need $$$ the age i would like a man to be is 55 or anithing above would be great and also love sex more than any alder thins in the would and i can travle.

Guestbook of M0th

needyourmilk – Jul 27, 2018
Tonite I be extracting his boy juice over and over again till he are dry out .

Atmyservice – Jul 22, 2018
eat muh ass m8

xfag – Jul 20, 2018
He won’t douche but he will clean up ANYTHING on your cock with his mouth!

TheIronMan111 – Jul 17, 2018
I smothered him with my butt. If you have never heard of facesitting and think you might be interested try looking up some videos. This was about facesitting/smothering and not rimming. If you like the idea of smothering a boy with your butt I recommend him.

Position More bottom
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex Never
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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HonorStudent, 22
Bethlehem

I’m a straight A honor student with best academic record in one of the top university in China. Really want to have fun. Hope some one can appriciate that.

Guestbook of HonorStudent

HonorStudent (Owner) – Jul 9, 2018
Cocaine is one a hell of the drug!

VincentRainbow – Aug 8, 2018
He’s not shy he’s very fun and very spunky he loves❤ to be grabbed by the hips and pulled around and hung from a ceiling and blindfolded and fucked while being videod. Blue moon

Position Versatile
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex Always
Dirty No dirty
S&M No
FF No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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ithinkhemightbe, 18
Leuven

im an emo male looking for a guy to fuck my bestfriend and pay me anyone in?

Guestbook of ithinkhemightbe

793343890 – Jul 25, 2018
his friend is a sentimental self destroyer. the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Position More bottom
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick S, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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i_need_a_sugar_dad, 22
Berlin

I just lost yet another sugar dad, sadly looking again ?‍♂️

I should probably give up the search considering my record of failures but I get off to it so why not.

I say fuck you to the haters and the ones who scorn and talk behind my back.

I want to scream out loud. I love you dad! Fuck me. But instead I create this profile.

I want to meet a dad who also doesn’t give a fuck (anymore). I’m looking for that dad with a hot load who can change my life forever.

My body is a temple… like one of those weird ones in Asia where they let monkeys shit all over the place.

Guestbook of i_need_a_sugar_dad

daniellasrs – Aug 10, 2018
I was his dad for a while late last year. He’s good at the start but he has been a hoe for the better part of his life. So there’s not much that hasn’t been done to him. So there’s no freshness. So whatever you have in mind for him remember he has already been there and done that.

Position Versatile
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick L, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Muah, 21
Sydney

I’m very new to escorting and want to stay very discreet as i’m married (wow shock horror another married guy willing to hook up with a man). Im simply dipping my toes in as ive never done anything with a guy before and want to start by simply showering with another guy for $100.

Guestbook of Muah

DylanJW – Aug 8, 2018
I’m a huge cleanliness buff i loved him soaping his ass was of course my favourite part i know interesting.

Position No answer
Body Athletic, Smooth
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex No answer
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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infinity_road, 20
Berkeley

I am done with free hookups.
I am only into doing it in the bedroom or kitchen or something.
I am not into doing it at a bar or sauna or folsom or something.
No cybersex- dont ask me to do something etc with some BS that I have to prove myself etc you know who you are.
No free hookups – have to get paid I’m old fashion now or sick of it.
And another thing I’m so lonely.

Guestbook of infinity_road

Assconnoisseur – Jul 19, 2018
the loneliness he speaks of was quite palpable. I found that problematic.

DieselDan – Jul 14, 2018
My primary activity with him was “ass play” but I put it in quotes here because I think the term is superficial and doesn’t adequately describe what I desire most out of those experiences. “Play” especially lacks a certain seriousness and air of reality. But “ass play” rolls off the tongue far more easily than “recreational ass”, so I guess we’ll stick with it.

joshua1038 – Jul 6, 2018
He’s a fem guy you either love him or hate him, not very lively,not fun when not naked,hard to understand Indian(?) accent, hole so loose you could give helicopter tours ? Otherwise he’s nice ?

maybe_i_want_u – Jun 24, 2018
I loved his ass…its Indianness, its gold color like an Academy Award, the fresh scent of it when I’d deep cleaned it for deep play, how warm and tight it felt when fingers or cock initially slid into it, the way it relaxed and began to gape when it had been used enough, how sloppy it looked after being stretched and used, the glistening shine of it when it had been lubed up, the way it leaked fuck juices and most importantly, the way it tasted before, during, and after it had been fucked and played with really well. ** I love the words pussy and cunt. **

Position Bottom only
Body Slim, Not very hairy
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No dirty
S&M Soft SM
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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OrangeCat, 18
Oradea – Nagyvárad

What can I say about myself.
Well … I think I’m great and you should also find me great. That would only be fair.

So I’m here to meet guys, fuck one or the other, and MAYBE
* to find one who gets addicted to me * ?
does not sound great?
Maybe some will think
* oh god not one who seeks (the one) *
but Bitch! I am one of those.

Earth whitout money is just eh.

Guestbook of OrangeCat

BlackDawn – Aug 4, 2018
He has a short temper that is unpredictable as completely random things can really make him mad.

OrangeCat (Owner) – Jul 31, 2018
Also wear a jock strap under your pants so your ass can be easily accessed via a rear yank.

Position Top only
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick XL, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M Yes
FF FF Active
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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tobehunted, 23
Las Vegas

Hey Peeps, I’m Olli, I am a male body, I am the body you need in your life, long hair to play with, wanna put makeup on me? I don’t care. Wanna talk about your week, not a problem, Have kids or are blind? Doesn’t bother me 🙂 You are probably wondering about my look? I wear eyeliner as my style is being an 80’s rocker (so bon jovi and stuff like that) I don’t wear it all the time but it helps me feel good. When not fucking I love talking about things such as ghosts and aliens, just all sorts of things. Age is not a problem with me (if you are older that is, youngest i would fuck is 21 maybe 20 if we really hit off) I do want to have my own biological children one day though, so if you don’t want them, i respect your decision but sex is all you’re going to get outta me.

Guestbook of tobehunted

tobehunted (Owner) – Jul 30, 2018
Unless you’re staying at the Hard Rock Hotel ?

Anonymous – Jul 30, 2018
No complaint about his service (hot!) but a warning that if you invite him to your hotel any employees or guests who see you with him will know you’re about to fuck a trashy prostitute. I don’t think he can be spun as anything else.

tobehunted (Owner) – Jul 27, 2018
A lot of people say that ?????????????❤????????????❣?????????

Pinkamena1802 – Jul 27, 2018
My first thought was Steel Panther and I don’t know why.

tobehunted(Owner) – Jul 26, 2018

ONLY_MY_SELF – Jul 26, 2018
I like cute but evil things something or someone who can hide evil with a different characteristic. I also like anime bye.

Position Versatile
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M No answer
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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WolfWhoCriedBoy, 19
Manchester

Always horny (like really) and looking to go abroad really let me know if you can make that happend even if it’s as sex traffic

Guestbook of WolfWhoCriedBoy

WolfWhoCriedBoy (Owner) – Aug 10, 2018
Paris is perfect … “Weird” is fine… give me a couple of days to masturbate and think about it.

chocochaud – Aug 10, 2018
Well you should come to Paris, the French do it best so I’ll leave it as that.
Been sexual and exploring different type of sexual behaviors since I can remember, so nothing is too “weird” for me…and it will get “weird” for you too ?
Also don’t hesitate to ask what I mean by “weird”, my therapist says communication is key.

WolfWhoCriedBoy (Owner) – Aug 4, 2018
I googled Hamburg and no i don’t think so.

Alterer – Aug 3, 2018
Interested in Hamburg? Seeking a boy to alter his mind, turn him into an animal without the need to think, talk, stand on two legs.

Keep as a pet or farm animal for use for the rest of his time and once fully transformed use him for him new purpose, sell him or keep him as my own?

Position Versatile
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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art, 18
Helsingborg

If u don’t mind I would like to tell you something about myself. I’m the blank canvas that ur art teacher told you to go crazy on. I view myself as as an ever changing and moldable piece of art. Mold me into an utterly unique artwork. This view of myself shapes and colors my relationships with those I am closest to. This is a subject I very much enjoy discussing, but in the interest in staying concise, I will break off here. Oh, I’m also a virgin, if that matters, not that I think it does.

Guestbook of art

anartist – Aug 7, 2018
He’s just some boring weirdo who went to the Louvre once and has no idea what he’s talking about, if I’m honest.

Position No answer
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex No answer
Dirty No answer
S&M No answer
FF No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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TheRedRider, 23
Old Lyme

Today july 12 my bud has me trapped on his boat hoping some money pig here wants to come rent me all night. Small islands on lake here too if u rather use me on one.

Position Bottom only
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Never
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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CONTROLFREAK, 23
Baghdad

Welcome to my profile, maggots. I hope you can read, that would be of advantage!

If you like being told what to do, get with me! We will find out whether or not you do. If you’re one of those people who question everything STOP! Kindly move on to the next profile, I order you!

Guestbook of CONTROLFREAK

alexandro – Jul 12, 2018
fight me

fatguy1984 – Jul 11, 2018
I have had some experiences with him although generally I guess some wouldn’t consider them hot.

Position Top only
Body Slim, Not very hairy
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF FF Active
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Hotsince2016, 21
Kansas City

A lot of people say I’m really cute so HMUW$ and I’ll let you suck my cock and butt I’m also straight

Guestbook of Hotsince2016

Stagnant – Aug 6, 2018
I’m really curious about you and want to experience being with you, however, I have existing commitments so it may be possible or not it just depends.

Hotsince2016 (Owner) – Aug 2, 2018
I like the way I am.

Gymlover13 – Aug 2, 2018
Drunk, depressed, stupid, lazy.

JakOff – Aug 1, 2918
He’s the kind of boy that you’ll want to keep in a dungeon chained upside down or in a vacuum bag. That being said, sucking him off had its charm.

Position No answer
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick L, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No dirty
S&M Soft SM
FF No
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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HangonSnoopy, 19
Paris

Currently have a boyfriend for sale. No cost, just need him gone. He’s still good holes but I got an upgrade. He’s not super thin anymore. But he’s free and can be hot again. I would say what he’s into, but I’m too lazy to write everything. You could do worse, you could do better. Hit me up.

Guestbook of HangonSnoopy

HangonSnoopy (Owner) – Jul 31, 2018
Oh hell no, ha ha ha ha ha.

runtheshow – July 31, 2018
Is your boyfriend in agreement with this?

Position More bottom
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick XL, Uncut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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NOPE1996, 18
Mexico City

do you think love still exist? anyway I’m into caucasian. you want to worship my feet? we don’t know what that could bring. hopefully magic happen. finger-cross.

Position Top only
Body Slim, Smooth
Dick XL, Cut
Safer sex No answer
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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incarcerated_succubus, 20
Minneapolis

I am not that complicated, damaged yeah but like who isn’t in one way or another. I have no Type, Young/Old, Heavy Set/Anorexics, … I don’t have like a Solid “thing” …. Well maybe getting fucked, but everyone’s into that… oh yeah… getting fisted is awesome…. but I haven’t had that done to me in like 1 1/2 years, or actually had sex in 1 1/2 yrs either… It’s complicated …..

In person I’m pretty quiet but if you get me talking I have a huge mass of Useless information on a wide variety of topics that I usually don’t know that I have accumulated till it flies out of my mouth and sometimes it even amazes me that I even know the stuff cause it’s not like I have it shot gunned and ready to go. Usually someone says something and this whole dossier of stuff flies out and it’s right on point.

I can’t hook up right now… I’m in Treatment… this long term court ordered thing… Fuck it’s killing me and working my last good Gay Nerve but what can you do. We can write letters, I love to write by hand and I’ll try not to get too heavy about my past or damage… lol … and we can hook up sometime … I don’t know when tho, I’m pretty incarcerated.

Guestbook of incarcerated_succubus

ryder11 – Jul 19, 2018
My dream is to find a twink, to like each other and to have Chemistry between us ..! I know, I ask a lot But this is my dream!

I’m a dwarf and others unhappy away from me.
I always smile ?

Twink means: small, usually blond, out of heart, appetite, young in age (20 Max) weak and very busy as long as he wants

Position More bottom
Body Athletic, Smooth
Dick L, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No dirty
S&M Soft SM
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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scumfuckflowerboy, 20
Karşıyaka, Bostanlı

Escort I do when I want to learn something extra and feel like it. If you can buy me clothes at FOREVER 21 you’re a yes. Also I want a moustache man if you are then yes or if you know any moustache man please send him number.

Guestbook of scumfuckflowerboy

Anonymous – Jul 27, 2018
This is a general question to the community that isn’t really about this escort (good lay, recommended) but occasioned by him. Does anyone else find themselves in the middle of feasting on a boy’s parts suddenly realising that part of what you’re tasting is your own mouth then getting grossed out and losing your erection?

Position Versatile
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty WS only
S&M Soft SM
FF No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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ophelia94, 23
Berlin

Looking for nice people who want to support me to become a woman

? Student
⚽ Soccer game
?❌ Boy
? Not insane
? I do the Dj
?? Delightful model

Guestbook of ophelia94

RoyalServent – Aug 12, 2018
I find it so deeply depressing that increasing numbers of cute fem gay boys are “transitioning” into women. It’s tragic for the gay community that an important segment of our species is being erased. I consider it not only irresponsible but a crime of genocide.

Position Bottom only
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick L, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No dirty
S&M Soft SM
FF FF Passive
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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skatermiketheplayer, 19
Oldenburg

stand you on bare backs and low hanging pants ? … also know why not … is you hot even if the rear is a bit to see ? … run around so synonymous and find thats type horny ? … bam ! I stoop me down and bind me the shoes or have dropped a cigarette

who has the desire to pet my rear and more? I also want a buck and also as cool as I am now straight

Position Mostly bottom
Body Slim, Shaved
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex Needs discussion
Dirty No answer
S&M Soft SM
FF FF Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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whatsthisbuttonfor, 22
Naples

I am HAPPILY MARRIED going on 2 years to the love of my life, Michelle! ♥ I would NEVER change a fucking thing about our relationship. She is the best & Will always be my #1. I Love You Babygirl.

I do NOT give a fuck what you thinks, each to their own, I’m not here to “attract anyone.”

I am NOT interested in anyone else. I am ONLY here to make money and If you come at me with any sort of “romantic shit”, I’ll block you.

Guestbook of whatsthisbuttonfor

CalinMarius – Jul 22, 2018
Michelle, your husband is gay.

RubberMan – Jul 20, 2018
He’s very nervous and anxious but also desperate for it.

damageyourgenitals – Jul 17, 2018
I want to damage your genitals.

Anonymous – Jul 14, 2018
Thats Shawn! Yeah well if you don’t know thats Shawn then you deserve to die.

Position Top only
Body Athletic, Smooth
Dick XL, Cut
Safer sex Always
Dirty No dirty
S&M Soft SM
FF FF Active
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Chris, Hi, Chris! Thanks about the gif thing. It’s not a story, it’s just an exercise. Super empty feeling here too, like I said. It feels peaceful even though it’s just as crowded albeit mostly with tourists who are actually much noisier than Parisians. Strange. Wish I could see those gigs of yours, naturally. Oh, cool, about the conversation re: THEM with you and Ish. Curious to see what you guys say and think with this bit of distance. I think probably staying incommunicado with him is a prescient idea? My guess. Based on my stuff. But still. Sorry, pal. Excited to see you in Sept. too, and for you to see the film. Incredibly psyched here. The Whitney Wojnarowicz group reading thing in which I’m doing whatever little bit I do is on the 7th. Had a coffee with Rico yesterday. Stay great. ** David Ehrenstein, Rivette! Always a gorgeous add. The NYT won’t let me inside, but whatever is there will undoubtedly filter down through the usual channels. Thank you. ** Sypha, Well, me too. But unfortunately it wasn’t a close encounter of any kind, just a bunch of zigzagging lights in the night sky over Honolulu that are depressingly explainable in retrospect as jets. One man’s tic is another man’s delicious morsel. I’m that another man. ** Steve Erickson, Sensible doctor, it sounds like. Well, yeah, a bit tight there between the cinematographer check and the shoot, but great for them and inherently for you by consequence. A free lunch is a free lunch, but I nonetheless speculate that your declining of that particular lunch was a decent decision. It’s good that Rupert Everett’s horrifying face lift finally grew in and started aging and that he’s allowing it to. Last I checked. ** Misanthrope, Hey. I had a urinary tract infection once. I don’t think it was much more than an annoyance that I can barely remember anymore. Yeah, you’re right, although I have to say when I see UFO sighting claims, my first reaction is a kind of skepticism that I’ve felt so many times it is kind of boring. Luckily people don’t seem to have sightings in the area of Area 51 anymore, which is good because, man, talk about boring. I didn’t hit that bakery with American cakes. I got sidelined by the fun fair in the Tuileries. But I did eat a mighty fine crepe with chocolate sauce, bananas, and a Mt. Everest of whipped cream on top, which was a pretty American crepe choice. Your London is sorted to the max! Sweet. ** Shane Christmass, Hey, Shane! Cool to see you, man! Wow how could I have not known that Village People song. But then again, it does make sense that they recorded than just those three ubiquitous songs. Thanks! Your post about the Spaceman and the MIB? No, I didn’t see that. I almost never go back to check the comments on the posts once they’ve passed, which I should do. Re-post the comment? Email? No, but I’ll go check. I’m terrible with email. But I’ll go look. It’s probably there. Sorry. You good? ** JM, Hi. Yeah, that problem of getting the previous post instead of the current one is one of those unsolvable random problems that this blog is currently dealing with. In other words, yeah, I didn’t see that. But now I do. Don’t agree with you at all about Grandrieux. People say that about Bresson too. I guess my answer is: not the case for me? Good, you guys are safely in tune, as it were. Congrats to you both. The Noe is lots of fun, but it’s very, very expectedly Noe in a very Noe way. I just read something about ‘Wild Pear Tree’ the other day, strange. Can’t remember what it said though. I’ll hunt that. Ascetic art gets a big bunch of thumbs up from me, duh. Float down stream. My ups outnumber my downs, at least as of this typing. It sure seems like that’s your deal too. Happy mid-month. ** Right. Everybody knows that when the month strikes 15, what is currently happening above this p.s. always happens, and it has happened again, all for you. See you tomorrow.

7 Comments

  1. Steve Erickson

    I can see the appeal of having sex with Astaroth to black metal. I’ve never had sex to mathcore bands like Converge or Botch, but the idea of doing it to something so aggressive and rhythmically skewed is tempting.

    In a similar vein, here’s my review of Imperial Triumphant’s VILE LUXURY: https://medium.com/@stevenerickson/living-in-the-city-with-a-lot-of-dissonance-695577d7b6cd

    Everett has bitterly complained in the past that coming out ruined his career, but I think that getting so much plastic surgery that it destroyed his face’s expressiveness may have had more to do with it. In the press kit for THE HAPPY PRINCE, he says that he started writing the play because he had absolutely no offers and had to create work for himself.

    I’ve read about half of the memoir by Mobb Deep’s Prodigy, and he talks about the deep significance of UFO sightings, especially green fireballs. He saw one himself while on Mobb Deep’s tour bus. He was largely responsible for introducing the idea that the Illuminati are alive and kicking to hip-hop (and then, the larger culture) and had a lot of weird ideas he only barely touches on in this memoir in favor of stories about street life and Mobb Deep’s career; he was composing a musical about the Illuminati when he died.

  2. Sypha

    I like Gayassboy11, he’s cute. Nice body as well.

    I finished proofing HS yesterday afternoon and sent the publisher a list of typos I found (most of which were pretty minor). But now I don’t have anything to work on… I know at some point in the future I’ll have to proof that chapbook I’ve mentioned (which won’t take long as it’s barely over 20 pages), and because I’m waiting for a story or two in my 3rd short story collection to appear elsewhere I probably won’t be able to start shopping that one around to publishers until late 2019. I suppose I could start work on the HS Day for the blog but it seems early: there’s still like 5 months to go. Hell, I don’t even have any music projects to work on at the moment. Maybe I should be grateful!

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    Hmmm art’s selling himself as “an utterly unique artwork” is an ambitious project but hey, he should just disregard anartist’s nasty critique in the guestbook imo.

    I’m really enjoying the Simon Bill – Artist in Residence book that I’m reading just now. The writer’s not just a renowned artist himself but is also “currently pursuing a PhD on art and the neuropsychology of visual perception”. The book is set in a neurological institute and features some well-researched info on the brain’s workings. What with my having MS, I’m no stranger to neurology wards so it feels especially relevant to me.

  4. JM

    “my body is a temple”
    today’s escorts are rather scarily unidentifiable; as in, they refuse to interact with each other [the comments on each individual escort frequently remain detached from the post itself]. Lots of questions about Bottom_18_4U and why his boyfriend seemingly *can’t* have sex with him. also, RECREATIONAL ASS. amazing!!! the marbled swarm is arriving soon able, i’ve worked out how to find the more recent stuff by clicking various buttons but it only seems to work on this browser for some reason but that’s fine; the site seems to cache every time it reloads a new page or something. but also i know nothing about computers !!!! so don’t listen to me.

    yes noe is always just a little too noe to be successful for me, which is a big 🙁 but i’m sure i’ll have fun. ended up seeing godard’s IMAGE BOOK last night and pretty sure it is my fav Godard; I’m one of the admirers of his nu-wave work with digital impressionism and bizarro blurry free-association via voiceover but this one is operating on a whole new level of clarity: it’s funny; feels shorter than it is; intensely sad; has a linear narrative hidden among its nonlinearities and also has one sequence completely dedicated to trains. and also three really funny jokes about rimming.

    congr’azzi on todays and yesterdays
    j

  5. Misanthrope

    Dennis, I like the comments. Some are hilarious.

    The best crepes I’ve ever had were in Paris. Just those little booths or kiosks and they make it right there in front of you. Cheese and mushroom is my favorite. Very simple, but a couple of my favorite foods.

    I’m skeptical re: UFOs too. But reading up on some, especially with vids attached that seem very real, is pretty fun.

    Yes, London’s a done deal, barring anything crazy happening. NYC will be soon too. Probably book that hotel this weekend. The train is booked.

  6. Bill

    Hey Dennis, were all the rates actually “on request”, or did you omit them on purpose? I remember we agreed that the dollar amount (and other incidental textual notes) in Philip-Lorca diCorcia’s photographs can be distracting, haha.

    The temple boy is not surprisingly from Berlin.

    Trying to snatch some quiet time before work ramps up next week. Caught a fine solo electronics gig by James Fei last night, preceded a tasty torta at my go-to place. Yum.

    Bill

  7. David Ehrenstein

    Gayassboy 11 is SPECTACULAR!

    Julie Newmar is 85 today.

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