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‘Just because it doesn’t make my dick hard doesn’t mean i won’t be interested in figuring out how it could’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of July 2019

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iwantgaylove, 20
Miskolc

Hey you out there… (female) relationships aren’t going well right now so see you around

I smoke and drink before sex

Guestbook of iwantgaylove

iwantgaylove (Owner) – July 5, 2019
You need to be a tourist or live in another city. If there’s any chance I could ever run into you again I won’t do it.

Cordoba – July 5, 2019
He was very insistent that he was top only in our exchange of messages prior to the meeting. When he arrived an hour late he was falling down drunk, staggered across the room while pulling his pants down to his knees and flopped face down on the bed. After unsuccessfully trying to get him to undress further, I thought, Well, it looks like I’m going to fuck him. I’m generally more bottom, and in most cases I would have found his inability to top objectionable but in this unusual case, the turning of the tables proved surprisingly enjoyable.

Anonymous – July 1, 2019
you’ll want to put a six pack of beer by the bed because he needs to hold a bottle in his hand and be drinking heavily during the entire sex. I could say more but he asked me not to.

Dick L
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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Fartface, 19
Atlanta

I like bullying humiliating and dominating. I love farting on,wedgying, swirlying ect if u don’t want me shower or wipe that costs extra

Guestbook of Fartface

Fartface (Owner) – June 27, 2019
Way too much work man.

SeekingAgony – June 27, 2019
I want my tears to turn you on. Then I want you to fuck my crying face while I’m strapped over a sawhorse with a hotsauce covered assplug and deep black bruises and broken skin covering the entirety of my ass, thighs, and feet. I want to be made to lose weight via starvation and be forced to sleep in a barrel at the top of a hill, only to be woken by having it pushed over the edge, and I want you to love that.

Dick L
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral No
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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YourMoneyBunny, 18
Pittsburgh

18yo prettyboy who is tired of turning tricks with all the wrong men. Im looking to be a trophy boywhore to one daddy who wants to see my pretty face covered in cum and perfect lil asshole brutally ripped open not once but over and over and over. Cum obsessed gurly fagboy here with no limits looking to make a permanent connection with a pervy daddy who knows how to treat and bankroll a worthless bitch like me.

My kinks are: Cum facials, Running make-up, Split lip, Bloody nose, Dad cock and fist, Mean brutal raping me for being such a filthy slut. GANGBANGS! Face slapping, Choking, Punching, Forced begging, Screaming, pleading for your lust!

Hoping to find a daddy who will take pleasure in defiling me and sharing me with other mean men as well as having complete control over me outside and in. I want a god. I want to let my true self out. I want a generous allowance. VERY willing and able to travel and live anywhere in the world for the right DADDY! Jackpot if he’s a huge Fan of Rupaul’s Drag Race, Billie Eilish and Ariana Grande!

Guestbook of YourMoneyBunny

yarrow91 – June 28, 2019
The problem with this boy is his person has developed a very, VERY dense outer layer of superficiality, for unknown but clearly necessary reasons. But it’s impossible not to see and feel the depths of his emotional misery and mental illness.

DieselMax – June 22, 2019
As long as your not slicing him or shitting on him you’ll be good.

reidl – June 21, 2019
This gurl have limits?

DieselMax – June 16, 2019
I had a very hot scene with this one maybe five months back. Came “this close” to moving him into my household. Concentrated primarily on fisting him. Felt during that almost as if my life long goal was to beat his butt to a pulp with relentless punches. Even started phrasing out in my head how to ask him to marry me, seriously! But then I came.

Dick S
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Socially
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight on request

 

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ShatteredReflection, 23
Belgrade

I’m poet working on my creative writing degree and I’m looking for some job,i would like to make you feel as never before 🍌😋🤑 Hour with me doing anything you want is 150 💶 💳 🏷 Just because it doesn’t make my dick hard doesn’t mean i won’t be interested in figuring out how it could

Guestbook of ShatteredReflection

viewvitu – July 8, 2019
You pig

someguy435 – July 2, 2019
He’s really fun!
He let me fist him for the first time.
He said he will never do that again.

LOCALGRANDDAD – June 30, 2019
he is the first guy i’ve had sex with where i thought his cock was more attractive soft than when it was hard.

Jack12s – June 24, 2019
Fuck him. You will not remain the same.

Dick M
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Serbian, German, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 600 €

 

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TechnicallyMale, 22
Mannheim

What a wonderful world!!!
Safe 100 euros
Bareback 150 euros
Breed 200 euros
Poz breed 250 euros
Poz breed w/o PREP 1000 euros (need 1 week notice)

If I don’t look like my profile picture, just keep on buying us drinks until I do.

Guestbook of TechnicallyMale

SirDrucifer – June 19, 2019
‘As the wolf loves the sheep, so a lover loves his love.’
‘Do you do a good pink rinse Jonny, or are you still a fascist?’
‘Just because you look at the same thing forever, doesn’t mean, as you look at it, time passes.’
‘Where is Jessica Hide?’

If you can identify one or all of these quotes then I’d like to hire you.

Dick XL
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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Gene, 24
Bakersfield

I have A job, Truck, house without a roomie, Guns, a nice bulge, pert ass, no girlfriend, pets, a drinking and hard drug problem, drummer for Satanic Doom band Tumanduumband, if you’re disinterested just say it.

Guestbook of Gene

sweetsecret – July 1, 2019
If you are looking for RUDE, EXTREMELY ARROGANT and PRIMITIVE person who will treat you as a miserable beggar and mere cash-mashine – than this person is for you.

politealien – June 26, 2019
Meeting you was the best day of my life. When you were next to me, and now when we are apart, you are always the first in my thoughts and in my heart. I never ever thought I’d like someone this much and I never planned to have you on my mind this often. I love you.

slapper – June 19, 2019
he insisted on blasting heavy metal while we fucked and lets just say now i get why people like that shit!

Gene (Owner) – June 12, 2019
Is this a sexy enough profile? Might upload some gore.

Dick L
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight On request

 

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IKickAss, 18
Darmstadt

Bin 100% Hetero und suche $
I am 100% straight and want $

Guestbook of IKickAss

Solarys67 – July 5, 2019
In whole physical he’s like a man but his heart is smooth.

IKickAss (Owner) – June 30, 2019
Fine, look forget it, whatever, just fill my bank account.

MedicalExaminer – June 30, 2019
I like to do intense and thorough full body medical examinations.
I have ‘needs’ to diagnose something seriously wrong with you and ideally you ‘want’ me to.
I could put you under a general anesthesia if you feel you need that.
Also sexual activities.

IKickAss (Owner) – June 29, 2019
I need to know what my opposite looks like so send a picture of your face.

ilostmyshoes – June 29, 2019
I am an object for someone hetero to make joke with. Mostly i imagine to be dog but lately i wanna be buffalo and cockroach. Lost my mind. pls spit on my face piss on my head. i will use toothpatse that you already used and swallow to me sir. i like coke do you have line ?

IKickAss (Owner) – June 22, 2019
Save your big words for some one who understands them and gives a shit, write me what exactly you want from me and don’t negotiate my fucking price!

Bluford – June 22, 2019
I am heavy into scratching/scrubbing young muscle guy’s back. Possible? How much? Warning – if you play video games in your ‘jammies’ and eat breakfast cereal out of a giant bowl… probably best to steer clear of me.

Dick L
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Bottom
Rate per hour 500 €
Overnight 3000 €

 

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NoFaceHole, 21
Liverpool

Spare some change?

Guestbook of NoFaceHole

DomTop81 – June 24, 2019
He tries to get it over with as quickly as possible so keep his hands (and yours) away from his cock.

NoFaceHole (Owner) – June 18, 2019
Ha ha ha

fun51100 – June 18, 2019
NoFaceHole … meaning you’re a hole that doesn’t have a face or your face doesn’t have a hole in it?

Dick M
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 50 £
Overnight 80 £

 

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this_will_do, 21
Manila

I am from the Korea countryside. But I am here in Manila because I work somewhere in Quezon City. I work for one of the best companies in the whole corporate domain and servicing our client that apparently leads the whole globe according to Forbes magazine.

I’m really haughty for good reasons but well anyway, setting that aside, I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves my jokes. I do not need expensive dates to say yes. Even getting felt up on the metro, it’s fine for me. That’s it, I’m not artistic, okay?

Uhm to be honest, I’m heavily sad right now, and I need to feel cute.

Guestbook of this_will_do

Luis9813 – June 29, 2019
Even though the whole purpose of our meeting was sex, when I suggested we get to it, he grew distant and sullen. He stared silently into space for a good minute then told me I was a callous person and asked me to leave.

helium93 – June 21, 2019
Christ, you’re so unfuckingbelievably beautiful!!!
I WANT TO POUND YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!
I want you to feel every vein in my cock as its sawing you!!!

Dick M
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Average
Smoking No
Speaks Korean, Filipino, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight On request

 

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sneeze, 18
Istanbul

you mAd thiCC
ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ
iam a cat•Art•he/him•Furry• LV14
my art sucks and so do i..
also
my heaDass loves drawing
iam not that feminine
addicted to tasting random ASS ;-;
iam not really 18

Dick M
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Average
Smoking Socially
Speaks Turkish, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral More top
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight 400 €

 

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makemesleepforyou, 22
London

My service is to sleep for you, be completely limp in your arms.
Put sleeping pills in my drink, chloroform me, hypnotise me. Take videos and show me afterwards.

Zzzzzz

p.s. This sleepy boy is controlled by his sleep master, profile name “sleepforme”. Sometimes it’s my sleep master who is online here.

p.p.s. This is the sleep master talking: He’s not here to date you or get in a relationship with you, just to get kissed, rimmed, fucked, fisted, and whatever else a sleeping guy can do to get you off and your friends off if you’re into that thing. I’ll want to chat a bit first before you put your arm in him, not because I’m a prude, but because this is about getting me off and it’s hot to know a bit about the guy who is churning his guts.

***My profile was flagged and removed again for inappropriate behavior***

Dick M
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, Latvian
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Top
Rate per hour 150 £
Overnight 600 £

 

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CaprariuValentin, 20
Bucharest

My name is Valentin Caprariu, I’m 20 years old :). I want to have meetings only with active top men who do not suck dick. Every time someone will want to meet me, they will have to come by car or order a Uber already paid by them to their destination! I am a simple boy, and when it comes to having sex, from the very beginning I want the partner to know everything about my past. At one point, I had a part of the most beautiful experience of my life (and I emphasize, in my view) that ended not necessarily in the most beautiful way, and maybe that was , maybe it was a stage in my life that I have enjoyed very well because of the innocence of that moment, the desire to build with the idea that nothing is impossible. Go through such a stage, go ahead and discover, amazing, though you go further without hope, disappointed perhaps by failure … discover that there is every time more! I like to surround myself with successful people from whom I have something to learn, from smarter people than me (not hard), from more beautiful souls than mine (not hard either). I believe that if you have receptive genes, everything you lack to succeed in life is a brilliant mentor! What I am looking for ? I firmly believe that the right half completes you, makes you exactly the man you can be. If I’m going to have sex, I want to be with an active top man who does not suck the dick (matured but not an aged grandparent prematurely). There are very many men who at the age of 50 look better than others at 20! I’ll leave a list of men names that you can search on Google to understand what kind of genre I am attracted to:

George Clooney –
Gianluca Vacchi –
David Zepeda –
Vin Diesel –
Bradley Cooper –
Radu Valcan –
Juan Soler –
Alex Rodriguez –
Adrian Nartea –
Marco Banderas – Pornstar –
Nacho Vidal – Pornstar –
Mark Davis – Pornstar –
Jack Hammer – Pornstar –
Matt Williams – Pornstar –
Omar Galanti – Pornstar –

I would like the man I have sex with to teach me about art, to give me good books to read (I am illiterate, but I am aware that I can not remain a fool for all my life, and that when I open my mouth and not to have oral sex, I need to know what I’m pulling out of), telling me about the painters and their paintings, going to the opera and the theater (even if I only listen to techno) to polish me!

From a sexual point of view I would describe myself as a romantic guy, but I certainly do not mind at all playing the part of the #submissive. For me the act of sex is not just about having anal sex. Regarding this aspect, I think an active man should be confident of the fact that when he puts it in an ass, that when he gets out, it smells like a pansel. That’s why I prefer anal sex to take place in the shower or tub. I might be disappointed with what I’m going to write now, but I still dream of a man who does not care that when he fucks you it comes out covered with … you! I do not say that I will not do an enema, I just told things by name.

One of the few movies I’ve ever seen and that I really enjoyed is Wild Orchid (it’s not a movie about gay, it’s just a movie that I recommend you to watch). Love Theme, the soundtrack of the movie is absolutely divine (I would make love to the loved one on this, in a landscape similar to the one in the film).

I would like to clarify another aspect given that I receive various messages here on the site that sound like this: “Wake up to reality, You will not find what you want here, You are too fem and dumb, Nobody wants to read the novel of your boring profile text, You will be unhappy all you life,” I think that any man who has at least one gram of brain is aware that in this life absolutely everything is possible and that in one form or another you can reach success if you have the necessary determination and the drive to have sex with the right man at the right time there where you can find love if you want it. Anyway if you have the chance to shine even for an hour, it’s better than never shine! Be gentil and do good things in life, and when in doubt, always choose the most beautiful thing you can do at that time.

I am a man who has wronged and has the right to misinterpret what will happen in this life, a man who has chosen rational but also irrational. We all have a past made up of good and less good times, and a future that we should not waste. Give yourself the chance to be happy, read, inform, travel … Try to fill your soul with everything that makes you happy, and remember that every day is a new chance that life offers you for to be happy . We can not even imagine what the future reserves! Yes I would like to be a well-cared boy who stays home all day and does nothing, but I would work even if my future boyfriend will probably be a billionaire! Life does not ask you what people want or do not know, it simply sends them to your universe so that you learn from each of them a lesson. Sometimes it may be better to love a beautiful memory in our lives than a present under uncertainty! A butterfly until it turns into something unreal of beauty, it has to accept its caterpillar situation, but it is patient, because it knows that everything it wants is one day to fly and break off its beautiful wings to experience life …

Every time I think about some people who once were part of my sex life, my soul of happiness smiles. I am so grateful to the universe and the destiny for the fact that in some form, somewhere there in my past there were times when my body came alive, and at the same time I just can not believe that I had the chance to live so beautiful moments and magical! There are things we may have the chance to live in once in this life. From my point of view, life is a unique and perverse experience, made up of emblematic landscapes, intense feelings, contradictory feelings, failure, resignation and success, with the ultimate goal, maybe the mission for which we are on this earth!

I am just bottom.

Dick L
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Romanian, French, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft S&M
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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16yrold8inch, 18
Sydney

8inch.. mainly looking for dirty,kinky,skinny old white men. If you fit the description bring $300.

Guestbook of 16yrold8inch

alfromcali – July 12, 2019
if you are a hypnotist PLS message me!

Dick XL
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight On request

 

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balletdancer, 24
Munich

All I can think about is how good we fuck, on how bad I want your cock right now and the way you make me lose control are the noises you make when you cum.

I keep myself beautiful outside with cosmetic stuff and also keep myself beautiful inside with chemical stuff.

LTR/sugardaddy under the conditions: You get have my outside, I get have my inside, deal?

Guestbook of balletdancer

Anonymous – July 8, 2019
Is this a German? I do not think so!

CheatHunting – July 4, 2019
I think my partner is cheating on me so I’m here to check if they are.

balletdancer (Owner) – June 29, 2019
I left my ex bf because he was just like you not a real gay, thats why I sucked.

Zooper55 – June 29, 2019
he’s very into being gay, gay rights, gay pride, gay everything. that’s admirable but it gets tiresome to be reminded in bed.

balletdancer (Owner) – June 21, 2019
I’m always smile so sometimes people think that I’m kidding even at that time i was extremely serious

Visitmeivistyou – June 21, 2019
Complet shaved ASS HAVE KLISTIER SHOWERED GEDUSHED SPECIAL ASSHOLE WHEN I NIX KAK

Dick M
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Infinito, 18
Atlanta

i am gay and i want to have a rich boyfriend that is 18-19

Guestbook of Infinito

Beispieltext – July 1, 2019
May the odds be ever in your favor

Dick S
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 25000 $
Overnight 100000 $

 

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tokilltime, 24
Mulheim

!Not interested in people in my age range!

I’m looking for a daddy in which I can ideally live during my studies and who can fuck me around the clock in return;)

I’m just passive and live to be eaten out, fucked, tied up, spanked, stretched with large toys, fisted, to blow extensively and swallow everything with my butt and mouth 😍
So you should be dominant, constantly horny and love slim feminine boys who are total nymphos more than you love life itself;)

Please note I’m really weird about nudity and don’t ever expose my body unless it’s in person and even then it takes time for me to be comfortable enough to do so.

Guestbook of tokilltime

tokilltime (Owner) – July 11, 2019
Okay I also lied about me having a hard time getting nude but after what Thorn wrote maybe you can understand why?

Thorn – July 11, 2019
I’ve never encountered another boy whose ass is such an extreme erogenous zone for him. If you even compliment it he acts like the seat of his pants are on fire and your cock is a bucket of cold water. Other than that, he seems totally normal.

Anonymous – July 8, 2019
Is this a German? I do not think so!

tokilltime (Owner) – June 20, 2019
Okay I lied. The truth is that I’ve been concentrating on my studies for the past 6 years after having graduated top of my class with the best scholarship in europe and straight As…
That brought me precisely fucking nothing as I have restarted the same course over and over again, and I still haven’t graduated or done much productive, nor have I got any marketable skills. The constant stress, and psychological problems (anxiety and depression ended me up in a psychiatric clinic for a bit) and constant unsuccess with everything has managed to wear my determination down over these years and I need a break.

Dick M
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 700 €

 

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Hair-MetalFreakazoid, 19
Cincinnati

Hi All, Actually I am quiet shy at first, if you talk to me, but keep talking and I will get more confident in what responses and how long the responses are back.
First thing you should really know about me, is that I kind of the old style freak that styles like he is from the 1970’s maybe the 1980’s but was born in 2000, but brought up on the good stuff in music.
Also I’m a pretty good therapist (gonna minor in psychology).
Fancy having me all to yourself while I watch us in a mirror (very vain!)?

Guestbook of Hair-MetalFreakazoid

Bejunkie – June 21, 2019
That was nothing.

Hair-MetalFreakazoid – June 20, 2019
Hey xfallenxlostx I was gone for a couple months, but am back just no nude selfies anymoor, that got me in deep shit.

xfallenxlostx – June 20, 2019
He deletes and comes back, but he used to have great hair metal nude selfies to share.
Hi, by the way.

Hair-MetalFreakazoid – June 15, 2019
Thank You Bejunkie, see you on Thursday.

Bejunkie – June 15, 2019
Yass! First time I see a hair metal style escort here. Expect my call!

Dick XL
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Average
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 900 $

 

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camboybill, 24
Macon

normally im a money and sex camboy on f4f but im branching out into the real
tired of broke people who just want a show for free
i like anything im paid to like

Guestbook of camboybill

usemyundies – June 22, 2019
I don’t know, I guess a dairy product.

807184314 – June 22, 2019
What did you think it would taste like?

usemyundies – June 22, 2019
Sorry, it was the first time I tasted sperm. I didn’t know.

807184314 – June 22, 2019
All cum has a gluey metallic taste, so what was unpleasant about his?

usemyundies – June 22, 2019
I really enjoyed having sex with him but his sperm had an unpleasant gluey, metallic taste.

HandsomeHotSlutPig – June 20, 2019
he is stupid and trash and low life but brain is not a matter for urges think he is ur ideal choice

CaptainFist – June 13, 2019
Damn bro. You about to be plugged in stuffed.

Dick XL
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little hair
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight On request

 

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meatstick, 18
Londonderry

If you can help me get my xbox account back i’ll make it worth your while

Dick L
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral No answer
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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fagtard, 19
Boise

Pretty much my whole childhood I was taught/told by family and anyone they introduced me to, that all queers are inferior subhuman beings and deserve no respect from men of any age.

I was outed in 8th grade as a faggot by a few of my male teachers who actually informed my dad that they each suspected I was a homo so ever since that day my life hasn’t been the same. My father made sure I wouldn’t forget my place in the hierarchy everyday until I was 18 and he kicked me out.

I’ve been bullied in school and at home by my dad and his buddies. I’ve been forced to lick urinals/toilets, shoes and dirty boots at home and school. I have no place to live and trade getting fucked by men to crash on their couches.

Since nothing has ever gotten better for me and probably never will I’ve decided to try to see if I can make a living being me.

Guestbook of fagtard

fagtard (Owner) – June 30, 2019
A few things but mostly being lift alone.

Mousse12 – June 30, 2019
You’re pretty. What are you game for?

fagtard (Owner) – June 23, 2019
If I don’t write back it means that I don’t care about you and that you should fuck off, bye.

Anonymous – June 23, 2019
Interested?

GXVC – June 14, 2019
sorry agin but if u didnt want it u shooda let me know and spoke ur mind Brosikjjjjjjij hi jjvc CV vccchhhh by my hhhhh

Dick S
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 150 $

 

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fuckmewithlady, 19
Berlin

I am pretty creative with the truth but I think there are certain cases when it is better to be honest, so I’ll be 20 years soon, left a vanilla ltr to start afresh as a sleazy whore, And then, returning to honesty, I’m very shy and reserved but I have a high libido so don’t be too surprised if we are talking and I start sounding like a slut. Oh and bring a lady! 💲💲💵

Guestbook of fuckmewithlady

Anonymous – July 8, 2019
Is this a German? I do not think so!

Dick L
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Socially
Speaks German, Hungarian, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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splashofredingreen, 22
Torino

I’m anorexic currently, but try to gain weight. I like sexy and handsome guys but they don’t like me so I learned to like old and ugly dads that like this kind of body.

Guestbook of splashofredingreen

PStewart – July 10, 2019
Well of course you are

splashofredingreen (Owner) – July 10, 2019
When i’m not busy starving myself and being sexually deviant, I’m in my second year of college, studying fashion design.

Falvin – July 7, 2019
It’s clear he was quite attractive before the weight loss and I fantasied I was fucking who he’d been (hot!!) but it was still too expensive for what he is now.

PStewart – July 5, 2019
only if the ethereal turns you on

dxnixlghxst – July 3, 2019
I hear many men talk about curves. But I like clavicles, shoulders, knuckles, and everything that is sharp, where I can stick forever.

Dick XL
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Italian, Polish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 160 €
Overnight On request

 

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BennyBoy98, 20
Prenzlau

Is fucking a young man dressed as a woman a turn on for you? Do you have a sister or girlfriend you’ve always wanted to see fuck a young woman in the ass with a strapon? Maybe you have a sister who has told you about all the young men she dated who she’s caught wearing her dresses and you’d like some payback on behalf of all women. Then get in touch. I’m a refugee from Ecuador and I’m very used to shit like that.

Dick M
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Socially
Speaks Spanish, German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft S&M
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 175 €
Overnight 870 €

 

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XSmokeofthedevilx, 19
Saint Paul

Look into my eyes and drown there…

Guestbook of XSmokeofthedevilx

XSmokeofthedevilx (Owner) – June 9, 2019
Dude I went through similar shit. Grew up in a family of Catholics, when I was baptized I threw up (and apparently into my cousin’s mouth), got kicked out of catechism as a little kid because I was supporting and defending Satan. When I got into Wicca that’s when my parents paranoia kicked in, especially for my mom. There’s a reason why I sacrificed them all to Satan.

SATAN – June 9, 2019
You wanna know something weird. I told my heavily religious mother that I loved Satan when I was 6 years old, the thing is they never told me who Satan was before that. She slapped me across the face after I said it but then grabbed and hugged me a told me she was sorry. But she asked me why I said that and I honestly didn’t know.

XSmokeofthedevilx (Owner) – June 9, 2019
Definitely but it’s nice knowing that there is another like myself.

SATAN – June 9, 2019
Man we’re fucked up bro haha I love you

XSmokeofthedevilx (Owner) – June 9, 2019
Well thank you, For the souls I prefer to devour the flesh and bones along with it. The crunch of a skull between my teeth and the pop of its brain is like a fucking ferrero rocher.

SATAN – June 9, 2019
Damn that’s pretty hardcore. Your spot in hell is reserved in the best part dog. I’m going to let you eat souls. Or do whatever you want with them. We got plenty to go around. But the most interesting part will come when you get to come back to earth after doomsday and feed on the pustules of those who remain alive. And that’s just the tip of the dick my dude.

XSmokeofthedevilx (Owner) – June 9, 2019
Definitely possessed. I gave my soul to Him when I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck twice. Finally coming into that true form ya know. PRAISE SATAN!

SATAN – June 9, 2019
Are you demon possessed or am I drowning for nothing?

XSmokeofthedevilx (Owner) – June 8, 2019
Why arent people hiring me I think Im hot.

Dick L
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Shane Christmass, Hey, Shane. Obviously very interested to read your review. Bon day, man. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Thankfully not ‘Walt’ Whitman. Happy Bastille Day one day late! Other than the roar of the planes and parade, which happened not far from my apartment, I seem to have blown it completely off. ** Misanthrope, Hanging with the Copperfield, eh? Sweet. Ah, so I guess that would explain Criss Angel’s fade. Well, that’s kind of sad really. Your report on ‘AS,TB’ matches my expectations and has lead to its permanent exile to elsewhere. Ha ha, all sorts of gay literary blah has won the Ferro-Grumley. Its initial stance as the more daring gay lit prize futzed out ere long. Lots of standard suspects ended up getting one: White, Picano, Bram, Holleran, etc. Oh, well. I have no doubt that ‘Spiderman’ does the trick. Or … did it? I’ll squint at it on a plane someday no doubt. ** KK, Hi there. I was just listening to the Purple Mountains album yesterday, and, yeah, I definitely agree with you. Didn’t know he’s fully into non-performing now, though I guess I’m not at all surprised. I haven’t seen the Jarmusch because so many people I know disliked it and dissuaded me. It’s out of theaters here now, but I’ll look for it elsewhere. I do want to see ‘Midsommar’ albeit with expectations in check. I haven’t seen any ‘normal’ movies in the theater in a long time. No one I know is into going to them, and I can’t seem to find that mood where going alone excites . I do weirdly want to see ‘Crawl’. Maybe not so weirdly. I like Disneyland Paris. It’s a good Disneyland. I like it much better than the Florida one. The Tokyo one is very good. My favorite is the original in SoCal. I think it is a great work of art. I think going to it multiple times every yearsas a child and teen shaped my art and life interests as much as anything else did. I hope you had a swell, productive weekend. ** Steve Erickson, Hi, Nope, I’m not on instagram so I tend not to know its stars. I’ll go visit that place and look at her stuff. I am intrigued by what you say. Huh. Well, hm, off the top of my head, that rumored move on Yves Tumor’s part scares me a little, but he has aced his genre changes/raids so far, so I’m curious to find out. ** JM, Hi, pal! How’s stuff way down there? ** NLK, Oh, hey! I’m glad you showed up ‘cos I’ve been waiting to tell you how much I really enjoyed and admired your films/videos. The new (?) one ‘goodmorning’, of course, gorgeous, and — apologies if my memory fails — ‘Birdtime Ballet’ and ‘Clock Struck Goodbye’ too. Really rich and fascinating work. Big kudos, and thank you for hooking me up with them. Are you working on something new? Nice about the Bresson retro. Yeah, I like the earliest ones, but I do watch them while longing for them to go as far as he soon would go. But, yeah, very interesting irregardless. ‘ Journal d’un curé de campagne’, incredible. I’m obviously very happy that Bresson speaks to you, works on you, and all of that. Thanks a lot. You good? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I haven’t actually seen the actual book itself yet, so I’m excited too. Oh, The Call 2 is fantastic, man. Reads and looks so good. I linked to it on FB, and people seemed to pay attention and be very interested. ** Sypha, Yeah, I remember that query/initiation too. Funny. Glad the vacation worked its particular wonders only sliced off by a bit of rain. How curious that you restarted the 90s novel. I like that idea, natch. Totally from scratch? Anyway, the vacation sounds like big fun. The minigolf being a highlight in my weird imagination. I’d be happy and honored to talk to you about ‘Guide’, if you want to. Thank you a lot for rereading it. ** Chris Kelso, Hi, Chris! No, no, no, thank you! I’m chuffed and much more. Thank you for including me in that incredible array. And for scoring the ‘PGL’ DVD. I’m good. And you? Very best Monday to you! ** Bill, Hey, B. The piece by me in the anthology is new, yes. It’s from the novel I’ve been very slowly working on, although it’s not necessarily representative of the novel as a whole. Oh, and, as per today, I chose CaprariuValentin’s uh… generous profile just for you, ha ha. ** All right. You’ve got your regular monthly dose of escorts today, so do what you will. See you tomorrow.

9 Comments

  1. “I am a man who has wronged and has the right to misinterpret what will happen in this life, a man who has chosen rational but also irrational” So have we all, darling.

    I first went to Disneyland in 1957 when it opened. Greatly enjoyed it. I’ve been back a few times since. Love “Space Mountain” and “The Haunted House”

    Walt Disney was typical American Oligarch. “Friendly” on the surface but a real shit just beneath. He used people and tossed them out when he was finished with them.

  2. Dennis, yeah, well, this mini-golf place has been around for ages… I recall playing there as a kid when we went up there in the early 1990’s. It’s run by one of those right-wing Christian survivalist types but he seems genial enough and the course isn’t bad. I think I told you about this one year and you featured it on a Day you did for mini-golf courses, ha ha.

    Last summer in Maine I began work on the 90’s novel, and handwrote like 25 something pages, essentially the first chapter or so. But by the time I got back I was so unhappy with it that I threw away everything I had done. So when I decided to restart it again this month (literally a year later) I had to do it all over again. I’m still not sure if anything will come of it though. I really want to work on an official novel at some point now that HARLEM SMOKE is done and out there, I’m just not sure if this is the one.

    I think this is the 4th time I’ve read GUIDE, and want to know what’s funny? Aside from the 3rd time I reread it (in 2013), it seems I’m always on a vacation of some sorts when I read this book… why, I have no idea. The main reason why I brought it along from the trip was because, like GLAMORAMA, I feel it’s one of those books that does a really good job of capturing some of the zeitgeist of the 1990’s, and I felt like it was an influence on some of the ideas I had for my own project, though I can’t really explain what that influence is… just a general vibe I suppose. I know I’ve mentioned in the past how it’s my favorite of your novels, and one that I often rank in my top ten favorite books as a whole; I guess I just dig the kind of trippy, druggy nature of the text, the whole metaphysical sigil angle, the musical cues, the fact that you use the phrase “cutesy-wootsy” not once but twice! And some aspects of it seem to resonate with me a bit more now that I’m older: you know, the feeling that one is fucked up, the angst associated with the worry about never being loved (something I’ve been especially feeling a lot lately as I get closer to 40). I don’t know… it just has a quality that I enjoy. Oh, I like that it has a large cast of characters as well.

    Speaking of the musical cues, I plan on doing a GUIDE mix CD at some point, something I’ve been meaning to do for years. As I was reading the book I made a list of all the songs that get mentioned in the book, in the order they appear, so that will be my, er, guide. I’m even trying to put in the real-life songs that inspired the Smear/Tinselstool groups, like “Far Out” and “She’s So High” (for Blur) and “Tomorrow” (for Silverchair, though there’s one Tinselstool song, I believe on page 168, that I can’t identify the original of). One question I have is this: On page 87 you have the lyrics to a song as “It was crushed to bits/And it looked like you and me.” Even with Google I can’t find the source of this one… do you know what song it is? Also, towards the end of the book you mention a song by The Black Dog playing, but don’t identify it… did you have any particular song in mind, or…? I know this must sound very specific and anal but you know me…

  3. Hi!!

    Hey, Dennis! How are you? Is your new film making the desired steps towards being born?

    So many great posts last week! I just ordered my copy of I TRANSGRESS – I can’t wait to hold it in my hands!

    Thank you for the warmhearted support, re: the performance! As we keep talking about it and honing our plans, I’m getting more and more excited (and less anxious!) too! Miron, my collaborator, comes home next week and if all goes well, we buy the necessary materials next Friday and start working on the thing right away. As it’s a heavily movement/body-based piece, I’m especially curious how it’ll touch my gender issues.

    Have you seen the movie O Fantasma (João Pedro Rodrigues, 2000)? A former SCAB contributor (and all-around amazing writer), Elytron Frass recommended it to me and I watched it yesterday. I found it quite interesting and exciting, both on an erotic and on a psychological level.

    Sending lots and lots and lots of love your way!!

  4. Thanks for thinking of me on the Caprariu choice, Dennis! You know me well.

    “Is this a German?” caught my eye immediately. Then it just kept coming, haha.

    Been a weekend of horror movies with good ideas and botched executions. First Possum (that puppet!), then Autopsy of Jane Doe. Since I’ll see Midsommar soon, this trend will most likely continue.

    Bill

  5. The conversation between Satan and XspeakofthedevilX is so sweet, especially “Why arent people hiring me I think Im hot.”

    I saw CRAWL yesterday. It’s a pretty brisk, nicely directed B-movie that suffers from a script that thinks we should care about the relationship between its two characters (a young woman and her injured middle-aged dad) instead of just watching them fight alligators and flood waters for 90 minutes.

    My interview with Jim Hoberman went pretty well, although I’m not surprised that a man who’s now 71 and is writing much less than he was during his Village Voice days is a lot less up on Trumpist pop culture. (His new book discusses GHOSTBUSTERS as one of the key texts of Reaganite cinema; when I brought up the all-female remake and its role in Gamergate and the rise of the alt-right, he barely knew what I was talking about.) I hope this is published within a week.

    Also, my editor at Gay City News told me he really liked my essay on Pete Buttigieg. I turned in a second draft yesterday. It should be up on their site by Wednesday at latest.

    Have you heard the Congolese band Kokoko!’s new album FONGOLA? It reminds me of a mix of DNA and Einsturzende Neubauten (they use homemade instruments – in the video for “Malembe,” their percussionist drums on plastic water bottles), with a sense of groove. If they were around in 1980, I could see ZE signing them.

  6. I see NoFaceHole is aiming for the Brexit crowd, some canny marketing there.

    Thank you so much for giving The Call zine props via social media, it’s very much appreciated. Already got some great poetry submitted for the next issue!

  7. Coming to you live from Astronomy class, exploding stars and neutrino problems.
    Purple Mountains is touring, just nowhere near Texas. I love his anti-tour ethos. He said recently he’s only touring to pay off some credit card debt. Ha!
    I agree with your friends: ‘Dead Don’t Die’ is charming, but not essential.
    ‘Crawl’ does sound oddly good. I have one friend who likes to watch these type of movies with me, so maybe that’ll be the move tonight. Will let you know what I think.
    As far as productivity goes I recently printed out about 50 poems and started assembling them into a book. It’s wild how differently they read next to each other than how they read when I was first working on them individually. There are stand-outs, but the whole thing feels to feed off on another. I’ll keep working on them. Have you read ‘Austerity Brunch’? My friend Matt Hodges wrote it a couple years ago. Here’s a link if interested:
    https://www.printedmatter.org/catalog/51045/
    He’s going to look at what I’ve got next week and help make the edges sharper.
    Happy monday

  8. Dennis, Somebody really wants these guys to be a German!

    Yes, I liked Spidey 2 all right. Definite plane movie for you, I think. My expectations were really low, so it ended up being much more fun than I expected. It had its silly moments, of course, and its head-scratching moments, but hell, it’s a superhero movie. It was fun.

    Yep on “AS,TB.” For a straight-forward narrative, it’s all right. I mean, I’m speeding through the pages. I think he’s trying to do something epic and failing; however, there are some parts of it that I like, particularly the parts with the two boys themselves (which are too far and few between). So much lead up, though – way too much. I feel like he takes pages to do what could be done in a page. I am enjoying it, though. I mean, it’s no BEE or DC, but it’s still a’ight and it’s good to read different styles. Also, hell, who knows, maybe it’ll all kind of come together at the end and then I’ll be like, “Man, that wasn’t that bad at all.” I was kind of like that with Russell’s “The Coming Storm.”

    Hahaha, I see where there’s a Picano blurb in the PRAISE section at the front. If I’d seen that first, it may have turned me off altogether.

  9. Thanks for the kind words, I really appreciate it. I’m not working on any movies yet, but I’ll be attempting something in the fall on 16mm, a first for me, and we’ll see how it goes.

    I’m good, thanks. I’m in Des Moines now, a city full of trees & insurance agents. Reading Finnegans Wake & trying to read A Season in Hell in French but I’m still learning. How’s your French?/How did you learn? I flipped through The Sluts and The Marbled Swarm in a French bookstore a few weeks ago and it felt a bit like they were from a looking-glass world, especially the colloquial internet-speak of The Sluts. What are you reading?

    I’m a bit bummed I’ll be gone for the second half of the Bresson retro cuz the only color film of his I’ve seen is L’argent and I know you’re big on the others. Seems like a lot of filmmakers who were late adopters to color do some of the most interesting things with it. Best wishes.

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