The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I’ve been sleeping around with nasty guys to get my experience up and I finally feel ready to put a price on it”

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Thomas_Twink_, 18
Budapest

Hey I’m just a broke ass bitch looking for a sugar daddy, should be tall and broad in body and also be very hairy from my point of view. I want a bear like that! (around 40-65 years old) who has a hot, very large penis at least 22 to 25 cm or even larger and it should be very thick. I am slim, small and my asshole is still very very tight with tiny pink lips that you will totally smash and mangle. I am not visitable, but I can take the bus or train or I will be picked up. PLEASE ONLY WRITE TO IF YOU HAVE A VERY VERY BIG BIG PENIS! Thank you. Twink 🥵😈

Guestbook of Thomas_Twink_

Thomas_Twink_ (Owner) – April 10, 2021
I don’t wear underwear underneath my khakis.

Thomas_Twink_ (Owner) – April 10, 2021
I am always wearing a nice pair of khakis and a polo and I accept verbal abuse for that.

Thomas_Twink_ (Owner) – April 10, 2021
I got my reasons why I have no face so if that’s a issue cry to someone that’ll care.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 600 €

 

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slutdanny, 19
Fenton Township

It sounds weird, it is! Thought to myself I kill two birds with one stone. Hey, my name is Dan and I am 19 years old. I offer my body (sex, oral, anal whatever you want) and accept furniture that is no longer used from you!

Do you have furniture you don’t want? Something you wanna get rid of? Then write to me, send me a picture of the furniture and I’ll see if you get to take my ass as payment 😉 It’s a funny way for you to have sex and for me to get some furniture: P

Guestbook of slutdanny

radyforyou – April 6, 2021
He’s very good at sucking dick. (IKEA EKERÖ Armchair, Skiftebo dark blue). His bottoming skills need some work but he has fair control in his anus muscles. (IKEA STRANDMON Ottoman, Nordvalla dark gray).

slutdanny (Owner) – April 4, 2021
If you actually want to talk to me, physics nerd and gamer.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Bellissimo, 18
Rome

I am an Albanian scumbag and my beautiful Italian boyfriend (absolutely NOT effeminate) has a very long foreskin. I’ll get straight to the point and say I hate his foreskin and want it cut off as soon as possible. Seeking a horny surgeon who can do the operation in return for having sex with him (before or after or BOTH). Meaty, wet mouth to tongue and fill with cocks. Hard and firm ass to eat and screw.

Preview video
How he gets fucked 80€

Guestbook of Bellissimo

Bellissimo (Owner) – April 1, 2021
Won’t send any other pictures other than his 🍆 (not big btw).

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Italian, English, Albanian
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 210 €
Overnight On request

 

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tellmewhatyoulike, 22
Krefeld

I have been working on my look for a few years. I have worked so hard to look soooo pretty, now I need to find pervy old men who want to totally annihilate me. COVID has handed me this as an opportunity. I am now jobless, prospectless and out of touch with everybody.

I want to spend hours making myself look pretty and slutty just so you all can fuck me up! Im ready for my pretty face to be ruined and for my perfect pussy to be ripped apart.

My dream is to become a famous pussyboy cumdump star that is known for always getting totally trashed in all of my nasty scenes. I want to be totally destroyed on video and I want to send it to my parents to show them what their “perfect son” really is.

Im looking for men who see me and want to slap me silly. I was born to be tossed around like the weak little bitch I am. I am looking for men who want to hear me scream! Make me beg, punch me, choke me, humiliate me, RUIN ME!

Guestbook of tellmewhatyoulike

tellmewhatyoulike (Owner) – April 5, 2021
You men only want 1 thing and it’s fucking amazing!

konrune – April 4, 2021
you are Heaven’s dooooooooor

Master_chef_Zane – April 4, 2021
Your ending is near. Your whole pathetic life has been leading to your ultimate end. How you die is up to you. I will now present some scenarios and you pick one. *Serial killer victim* *Convicted Salem witch being executed* *Femboy meat 100% cooked, and tasty. You will be filleted alive before being cooked alive as well.* *Femboy hiker lost in the woods meets a Grizzley bear and becomes lunch*

Sweetness_Tea – April 3, 2021
I don’t know! But he is precious and I’d die defending him.

TotallyNotaKiller – April 3, 2021
Why?!

Sweetness_Tea – April 3, 2021
Okay, this is weird. Normally I see evil shit on here and I’m like “damn that’s hot” but for this my reaction is “I will kill anyone who tries to kill this precious boy”

TotallyNotaKiller – April 3, 2021
I’d reach inside his ass, pull all of his insides out, stomp his genitals into red jam, and crush his head with a hammer and fuck his brains.

Tongue409 – April 3, 2021
If i was in Krefeld Id pound loads into you for sixteen hours then smash your fuckin head in

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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suchaslut, 18
Alzey

hey Guys, I’m Ollie, i have recently discovered I have a nympho side and bad hygiene is my poppers

I try to find older men with money and drugs to be used and i need YOU to be that man

Pay me, PNP me, pull my hair, choke me on your cock, hate fuck me, flood my ass, spray me off, give me a tip

Guestbook of suchaslut

suchaslut (Owner) – March 29, 2021
I don’t accept tops on PrEP. PrEP can harm the environment. When you pee & poop the drugs in your system get into the environment where they can cause crops to be up to 1/3rd smaller.

itstimhere – March 28, 2021
hot dude to 💨 or even 💩 with.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English, German
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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LordRussell, 24
Riga

I’m your sadistic angel.
My childhood was real great for me.
If you think pain is beautiful I will make you feel the happiest on the planet!
I also have something dirty that you can eat!
Tears in heaven!
Feed your fear a fuck-it sandwich!

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Latvian, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 1000 €

 

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Pink_mermaid, 18
Amityville

You need something from me and I’m in dire need of something from you.
This pandemic really hit me hard. I suffered from a lot of things and this is the only thing I can think of to cope with the current situation.
I’m into the deep side of life; into philosophical discussions and nihilism.
Please don’t bite I have a trauma when it comes to that, otherwise anything.
When I bottom it’s either hit or miss.
Well, I guess I’ve written all that I can think of.

Guestbook of Pink_mermaid

Pink_mermaid (Owner) – April 4, 2021
mysteryman59, if you’re serious, answer the following questionnaire IN DETAIL. Type your replies in a document and then copy and paste them in multiple messages.

⚪ Full name:
⚪ Birth date:
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⚪ Present place of residence:
⚪ Family structure:
⚪ Health status:
⚪ Criminal record:
⚪ Studies:
⚪ Languages spoken:
⚪ Political-economic stances/orientation:
⚪ General attitude towards gender, sexuality, racial, migratory and environmental conflicts:
⚪ Spiritual beliefs/curiosity:
⚪ Hobbies, sports, games and passions:
⚪ Cultural and artistic interests:
⚪ Present priorities:
⚪ Short/mid/long term goals a projects:
⚪ List your significant previous experiences with escorts.
⚪ Ejaculation frequency:
⚪ Present job/s and other sources of income:
⚪ Friends and social life:
⚪ The reasons you think you are a suitable candidate for my husband:
⚪ Clear updated face, body and ass pictures with no accessories covering your head.

mysteryman59 – April 4, 2021
I want you to be my depressing wife!

Pink_mermaid (Owner) – April 3, 2021
My dick is currently depressed so the only way possible for me to cum is if you give me an anal orgasm.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English, Korean
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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disappear_here, 19
Ghent

I want 1000€, everything to be done to me, do whatever u want to me for 1000€, I need to be gagged and tied up as tight as u want x

I will do this with anyone anymore cause I can’t pay for my rent or even food haha x

I’ve been sleeping around with nasty guys to get my experience up and I finally feel ready to put a price on it x

If u live far from me u could rent a van and put everything inside it to use and abuse me for 1000€ x

Guestbook of disappear_here

i02368 – April 2, 2021
not very good looking and not the best body in the world, but what it lacks in looks and body it makes up by being a sick deviant

Azabet – March 30, 2021
he’s a silly billy who has silly dumb sex. he acts very weird and silly! he will do anything you ask as long as it’s silly and weird.

MyNameIsHarvey – March 26, 2021
he is a hell hound who left the underworld to take a vacation on earth to torment humans and other things that i do not remember now

Swanio – March 21, 2021
he is a moving, sincère, beautiful human escort.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English, Dutch
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 1000 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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fuckmeimirish, 18
Glasgow

Came into allot of debt recently I am very quiet fun-sized boy (4’11/ 45kg) and needing help I am looking for a sad boyfriend or husband (if ✨possible✨) Willing to do anything required I am aware that photo is not flattering

Guestbook of fuckmeimirish

fuckmeimirish (Owner) – April 8, 2021
Y’all are so mean and trash here 😪

thisonemaybe – April 7, 2021
Hot, but you need to be into very small cocks to get into him. I fantasized about making his cock even smaller.

foculus – April 5, 2021
At this particular time I’m looking to pay a boy who will make out with and French kiss with my large male dog. I don’t care about negative opinions and I don’t do drama. Just a yes or a no.

fuckmeimirish (Owner) – March 31, 2021
I plan on eventually going to college! In New York! I am determined!!!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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DEMOLISHERS, 19
Madrid

We have beastly cocktails designed to make all submit to us. Bladders like horses to cover our pigs in our piss. Monster asses. Chefs whose bodies can make all recipes to fill your hunger. This role was handed to us by nature.
No-one can better us.

Guestbook of DEMOLISHERS

Briney_Bat – April 12, 2021
your profile is annoying, boring and poorly written

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight On request

 

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Agelimit13-17, 21
New York City

Hi sugar youngsters here I am to make you happy.

Everybody like only sugar so do I only I just want youngsters sugar.

I am very cute, very clean dance ballet and take great care of myself as you can see from the photos. I played Peter Pan on Broadway.

Whatever your situation, virgin, with girlfriend, or some teen gay nympho, so long as you are rich or your parents and you are younger than me …

I am insanely curious about you and I would love your money.

Guestbook of Agelimit13-17

Agelimit13-17 (Owner) – April 5, 2021
Oh and I cum heavily and around 6-8 times a day. I expect not a drop of it to be wasted. If that’s an issue, don’t waste my time.

wwaaiitt – April 3, 2021
Im 15 I wanna fuck right now
Yeah yeah I wanna fuck right now

Agelimit13-17 (Owner) – April 3, 2021
Those like Deo who are not slim please either diet or do exercise before you hire me.

Deo – April 3, 2021
I’m 13 and I like feet. I want to worship your feet. I am NOT into having my feet worshipped so please do not ask about that subject.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 400 $
Overnight 2000 $

 

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Cardiodude, 18
Melbourne

Hey fellas,

I’m on the lookout for guys who want to pay to play dead. I either find you “dead”, naked, and tied up, or I “kill” you via hot choking or bagging. If anyone’s a good actor and can commit solid cash to this, contact me! Alternatively, I can actually kill you for real and bring you back with paddles.

Cheers fellas!

Guestbook of Cardiodude

pikapikahomo – April 9, 2021
Um idk

Yeah

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation GBi
Body Average
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 100 AUD
Overnight 750 AUD

 

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Your_Cocksucker, 24
Emek Mahallesi

I don’t have any real friends and I work full time so my life usually consists of working 40 hours a week as a meat cutter and manager in training for a grocery store mostly because the meat dept pays the best. I enjoy it but I’m not completely sure if that’s what I want to spend the rest of my life doing.

I have generalized anxiety disorder and deal with alot of internalized anxiety, stress, and worry as a result. I go to off and on therapy doing cognitive behavioral therapy and take medications to help me cope with it. I’ve been dealing with this my whole life and every day is a struggle and some days it gets the best of me.

I am also a complete and utter toxic poz pig with Vl 750 who is severely sex addicted and can’t control my own life.

Guestbook of Your_Cocksucker

Your_Cocksucker (Owner) – April 6, 2021
Don’t blame yourself if you can’t resist my gravity, no one can.

orebrotwo – April 6, 2021
Friend of mine told me there’s a great faggot breeding porn of this boy where five guys also piss into the hole of this faggot getting breed. And would love to find this porn so i can jerk my cock hard and cum all over myself 😄 So please help! send me a link of that amazing fucking breeding and piss filled ass porn. i’d fucking pay for it *drowl*

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Turkish, English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 1500 €

 

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Dad&sonreal, 19
Buraydah

Dad has disciplined his son all his life to tantalise, deliver and obey. Dad and son give exceptional personal, leadership and sexual insight and satisfaction. We can train any dad and son to experience every sensation the son’s body can give. Let us show you. The rate is in Saudi Arabian riyals.

Guestbook of Dad&sonreal

Will322 – March 25, 2021
One time about six months ago my son came home very drunk from some party. One thing lead to another and I gave him oral sex. He got hard easy. For 30 minutes I sucked and played with his cock. No sound from him, didn’t move a muscle, nothing. I thought he’d stopped breathing at one point. Then suddenly my mouth was full of cum. No warning, no twitch, no sign at all from him, just a load in my mouth all the sudden. It was like his load was teleported into my mouth. Is that normal?

waxwind – March 23, 2021
My dream is for my son to eventually be able to fit a dozen or more cocks in his ass at once. I want his asshole to never be able to close. I’m looking for a permanent gape. Can you help?

liam458 – March 22, 2021
I’ve been fucking my son but was not yet able to cum in his ass without pulling out and jacking off after 2 years of trying until I met these two.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Safer sex No answer
Rate per hour 1200 $
Overnight 7000 $

 

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meetMeInTheRedLight, 19
La Victoria

I don’t know why, but for the last week or so, I am just really into my butt? I was looking at it in the mirror the other day, in a pair of tight jeans. Just the curve of it, the glory of my ass. I delight in it. I’m straight and I know my basket is what catches girls’ eyes. Or maybe my butt DOES get a lot of attention, but, you know, I’m pointed the opposite direction and don’t notice?

Anyway, I realized my beautiful behind is rarely the focus of desire because, you know, … girls. I think it deserves a more central role. So I’m making my butt available. All activity has to be done a la derriere. There’s just something about the idea of my rump getting appreciated and plundered that really riles me up.

Guestbook of meetMeInTheRedLight

Makelovenotwar – April 8, 2021
I managed to cut through the crap and give his ass a hard fuck, but let me tell you it wasn’t easy. We made one hell of a racket, and I’ve never heard such caterwauling.

DiamondsOnMe – April 2, 2021
Tell your friend the ID that says he’s 14 is the fake one. He’s 23.

heymaybe – April 2, 2021
WARNING WARNING DANGER! A friend of mine hired this little criminal. The piece of shit got my friend very drunk and talked him into getting married without a pre nuptial before they even had sex. This low life garbage is withdrawing money from my friend’s back account and his ID says he’s legal but he is 14 years old so there’s nothing my friend can do about this! And he never put out!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English, Quechua, Aymara
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight On request

 

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hipsteria, 18
Calgary

I like to snowboard. I once made a bong using David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. I’m not 🔞. I turn 17 in May. I’m trying to move out of parents. I’m allowed to exist AND be hot.

Guestbook of hipsteria

hipsteria (Owner) – April 5, 2021
I would say I’m new to this. I know what some stuff is but I have a long way to go. I looked up cumdump and it sounds boring.

thickdickguy3 – April 5, 2021
Impressive about the bong but probably I just need to have a cumdump. You interested?

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English, French
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Orgasmus2000, 21
Copenhagen

Welcome friendly, well-mannered and well-educated men.

Likes: (for things) hanging out for a meal or movie, going shopping, having a picnic.
(for guys) Short hair and beard will be perfect.

Dislikes: (for things) sex
(for guys) I am not into gay guys, not interested in you (sorry for my rudeness).

I am Not Not Not for sex or talking about sex or cam sex, keep away from me!!!!!!!!

Guestbook of Orgasmus2000

IHaveYourPlace – April 3, 2021
I almost forgot, I enlisted in the United States Navy in April 1994, from San Diego, CA, Following completion of basic training at Recruit Training Command Great Lakes, IL I reported to Hospital Corpsman “A” School in Great Lakes, IL. Sea duty assignments include 3d Battalion 7th Marines 29 Palms, CA; 3d Battalion 6th Marines and 6th Marine Regiment, Camp Lejeune, NC; 3d Medical Battalion Okinawa, Japan; 2d Marine Logistics Group, Camp Lejeune, NC. Shore assignments include U.S. Naval Hospital Jacksonville, FL; Recruit Training Command Great Lakes, IL; U.S. Naval Hospital Camp Lejeune, NC; U.S. Naval Hospital Camp Pendleton, CA. Operational deployments include Okinawa, Japan under the Unit Deployment Program (UDP); 3d Battalion 6th Marines, Al Qaim, Iraq in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom (OIF) III; 3d Battalion 6th Marines, Habbaniyah, Iraq in support of OIF 06-08; Regimental Combat Team-6, Ramadi, Iraq in support of OIF 09.1. I am a graduate of the Navy Senior Enlisted Academy Class 161, Command Master Chief/Chief of the Boat Course Class 132, Keystone Course, and is Enlisted Fleet Marine Force Warfare qualified. My decorations include the Meritorious Service Medal (4 awards), Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal (3 award Command s), Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal (4 awards), Combat Action Ribbon, and various unit awards.

IHaveYourPlace – April 3, 2021
Apartment for rent (door pictured)
Will use you for non-sexual service
You’re a shit to abuse when I need stress relief
No, we’re not boyfriends
No, I’m not your lover, even though you’ll beg for it
No, I won’t fuck you
No, I won’t fist you
No, I won’t whore you out
Yes, you’ll pay rent
Yes, you’ll have a job
Yes, you’ll pass a background check
Yes, I’ll be the Man you jerk-off to
Location? Mt. Pleasant, DC, USA

Petrovna – April 1, 2021
His 🌙 in 🏹 and ⚖ is ☀️

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Danish, English
Position No answer
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight On request

 

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proMETHeus, 23
Helsinki

I love sex and charge for it from time to time.

Guestbook of proMETHeus

Keian – March 29, 2021
It’s a small world after all

freestate – March 27, 2021
If you don’t know this young man was found murdered 7 months ago. It was a brutal murder and remains unsolved. I was friends with a gay man. His brother, a retired cop, and another cop, were discussing the young man’s murder. The retired cop was present at the police murdering of this young man. The gay brother, shocked at what he heard, repeated it to me.

proMETHeus (Owner) – Jun 18, 2020
Bottoms . . please stop contacting me.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Finnish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Idontcare02, 20
Warsaw

I’ve been in a relationship for years of love but don’t deserve it, don’t believe in real love, it’s a facade, deep down I am digging my way out with claws.

I seek to be never loved! Hugged! Or Kissed. I want so bad to transform into an unloveable object, it’s scary to think. I can’t wait. IT’S Totally Fucked!

Guestbook of Idontcare02

hotdudefeedmilk – April 9, 2021
When I like slurped my cum out of your ass and tongued it into your mouth it meant I liked you aha

amuse-moi-avec-toi – April 2, 2021
It would be so much easier if I wasn’t addicted to getting in cute boys’ heads and molding them into dog brained objects for my pleasure. It’d be better if I could just live the life of the all-american guy that I intended to be. But I can’t change who I am. Feel free to say hi.

justkidding – March 28, 2021
For example..

justkiddinng – March 28, 2021
I liked this boy. I thought he was cute, interesting, and just an appealing person, but once he was slammed with Tina I didn’t give the slightest fuck about him. It was like magic.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English, Polish
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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bomberboybadass, 19
Venice

I am a disgusting fat boy with a very small and pathetic dick. Every time I look down I know I will never be able to pleasure a man with my dick which is why I must fully devote myself to being the perfect ass merchant. I’m willing to give my cheeks, hole and rectum to you. I want them to exhaust you both physically and mentally. Allow this fatty’s ass to serve you and I will not disappoint. ✌️

Guestbook of bomberboybadass

haha-no-name-haha – April 12, 2021
He’s gross but he smells like a hot French croissant 🥐

Hardcore_Top_XXL – April 8, 2021
before you say ugh ping me nd I’ll send u a video which will make u crazy for him

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Belly
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 8383884 €
Overnight 7377373 €

 

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twinkmeettoday, 18
Hannover

drunk boy wanna get fucked before i sober and regret it

dont need to trust you

Guestbook of twinkmeettoday

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021
thinking about moving to Texas

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021
and it’s TOTATALY FREE FREE FREE i know it sounds unbelievable

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021
my ass is not in focus

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, German
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 20 €
Overnight On request

 

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Cokeinmynose, 20
Baltimore

Never mind me…just down on my luck and perving around. Can’t seem to save money. Sorry for any exasperation i’ve caused.

Guestbook of Cokeinmynose

Cokeinmynose (Owner) – March 21, 2021
I’m not a cokehead with low self-esteem like 99% of gay cokeheads. I’m in the early stages of a very ambitious creative career and I’ve had enough bites to know I’m going to be very successful.

JON – March 21, 2021
Yes, he was coked to the gills, but his ass is to die for, his ass is to die for and in case you didn’t get that HIS ASS IS TO DIE FOR. I fucked him like beast with my fat, 11″ truncheon then let my cum baste in his guts for a while and fed it to him as I gazed into his glassy eyes eyes like a star-stuck teenager.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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hot19yotwinkbutt, 19
Amsterdam

Why so serious?

But, on a more happy note, I hear there is some horny guy lurking in the shadows who wants to pay and fuck me all night. I hope he gets what he deserves…

BWAHAHAAAAAAHA heheheheehehe

On a somewhat benign level, I must say I am indubitably captivated by the essence of excitement. To shake things up a little… well. .. I like it shaken, not stirred.
Not into hard drugs, or not regular use (cogency is essential in a life of crime, bweeheeheee) but accepting of reckless nights for the right amount of moolah, in moderation (moderate recklessness not moolah).

I believe in moderation, and moderation of moderation, and moderation of moderation of moderation, because hey, if you just keep doing that, then you will need moderation with the moderations of your moderations.

That said if you can stretch fist me until I gape I’ll buy you dinner.

Guestbook of hot19yotwinkbutt

Shawn-Frost – April 6, 2021
I kept hearing this faint voice talking when I was with him. I thought he might’ve accidentally butt dialled a friend or something. But it’s from an earpiece he was wearing in his ear like actors use who don’t know their lines. When we were making out I could hear a bit of what the voice was saying and realised it was someone remote controlling him. When I asked him about it he apologised and said that due to scheduling issues it had to be a double date, and he offered me a discount. Also his entire apartment is covered floor to ceiling with pictures of Freddie Mercury.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks Dutch English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Ah, you know her. Wild. Thanks! I still don’t quite understand why she wasn’t in the third season of ‘Twin Peaks’, which is to say I wish she had been. ** Misanthrope, You got me: algorithms. This blog has been their victim more than once. I don’t think they’re doing the sign up online thing here. I was told you need a doctor to sign off first, but that was ages ago now, and I need to find out. No, the less the database knows about me the better. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. Thanks about the recent posts. Oh, man, sorry to hear that the calamities are still in motion. Wtf! I hope the second vaxx shot doesn’t have any toll. ‘Victoria’? No. I don’t believe I know of it. Huh, I’ll go find it. I wonder if it’s really a single shot. I only say that because the ‘Jerk’ film, which is almost finished, is a ‘single shot’, but with a bunch of invisible cheats that were very easy to pull off. Anyway, thanks for the tip, bud, and sunny skies to you! ** Bill, Hi. Yeah, I plan to start figuring out how the vaxx thing works today. As has been typical of the rollout, it’s all very cloudy. Thanks a bunch for the link. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Great that your writers block thing has potentially been sorted. Have you tried the new method yet? And here’s doubly hoping your remaining stay there is a super quickie. Oh, since you had a bad reaction to the first vaxx shot, does that mean you’re going to need to ride it out without another one? ** The Black Prince, Hi. Well, if my vibes had even the slightest impact on your good interview, I’m totally chuffed. Desperate wanting is passion, and passion is ultra-important, even if it brings a little pain. Or that’s my premise. Oh, well, you said ‘Big kiss’, and I thought just saying ‘Big kiss’ back was too repetitive, so I went with ‘sizeable’, which seemed like another way today big. And a boomerang is thing thing you throw and it magically returns to you due to something in its design/aerodynamics, so that meant the big kiss you threw to me came back to you. Basically. Stay gold, Black Prince. ** Dominik, Hi, D!!! Wow, working until midnight is a lot of work. Is the novel any good, or I guess I mean was it good before you got your hands on it? I want your love’s deck. It would surely come in handy. Love making everyone in the world walk with a fake limp for 24 hours, G. ** T, Hey, T. Hm, interesting question. I’m not sure, actually. Honestly haven’t written a whole lot of prose since I started making gif fictions. I finished my novel ‘I Wished’, but it was already kind of planned out years before when I hadn’t made gif fictions yet. I’m working on something now, still early on, and … I think maybe it has had an effect. I honestly haven’t thought about it, but, now that you mention it, I think maybe there is an inherent effect. I mean other than making me appreciate the distinct pleasure and difficulty of using words in a newfound way. You know, I actually don’t like acting very much, or I guess I mean I don’t respond to it in the ‘I believe you’ way one is supposed to. I always just see people acting/pretending, and I get bugged very easily. To the point that I honestly can’t think of a favorite actor. I can think of actors who seem especially transparent in their acting/faking in a way that annoys me. Robert Pattinson springs to mind. So I think basically you and seem to be of like minds about this issue. Which is nice because most people I know are dazzled by ‘great acting’. Strange, no? Definitely too on music. I think the whole ‘American Idol’/’The Voice’/etc. effect on pop music, i.e. technical competence = good singing has become big, big problem, at least in chart/popular stuff. Nice: the seismograph. So far so good. Hope your week is being unusually — but not too tempestuously — atmospheric. xD ** Steve Erickson, Ah, you got the 24 hour vaxx flu or whatever. Strange how some sail through and others get briefly whomped. I read somewhere yesterday that getting whomped is a good thing for your system, but I can’t remember why. I do know, and am often charmed by, the work of Kôji Shiraishi. In fast he’s on my to-do list of directors to make Days about. Know ‘Noroi’, which is terrific, but I don’t think I’ve seen the other two. Thanks for the alert. Maybe it’s time to make his post. ** Brendan, I am so right there before the fact regarding a Dodger game, buddy boy! ** Brian, Hi Brian. Do people call you Bri? I feel like most of the Brians I know get called Bri. Noe def. needs the right vibe. Have you seen ‘Enter the Void’? That’s my favorite of his. Still no treasure? None on my end either, to be perfectly frank. But 48 hours (at least) to go, so … I’m being Zoom interviewed about ‘I Wished’ for Interview Magazine today by an artist who’s an old friend who I haven’t talked to in years, so that might be nice or even treasure-like. Ah, you remembered that it’s the boys’ day! ** Okay. Yes, the 15th = escorts and … have fun? See you tomorrow.

10 Comments

  1. JM

    Hi D.,

    What a wonderful post today! I have preordered I Wished and I really look forward to it. Rereading the great Russian masterpiece Anna Karenina now in its best translation and loving it; have you read it? A miracle book. Stumbling my way through university. Am very close to landing a high-profile corporate consulting job which I will definitely take if it gets offered to me. Artistic work is piling up so intensely at the moment and all suddenly stops existing on May 14, so I have just under a month to get through it all. It’s probably the most intense “will I survive this?” artistic pressure I have ever felt, but, well, you just get through it, don’t you? Sola Virgo is taking an interesting pathway now through the backdoors of a bunch of different presses. It’s still open at AS, but I’ve made the decision to shop it around elsewhere as well in the hopes that we can get some solidity around its journey into the world – it has been finished without any administrative movement for a long time now. I know the publishing world is a bit like that, and I adore Philip and Sarah’s work, but it certainly felt like the right time to expand. 11:11 have read some of it and seem to like it. They’ve suggested openly taking it to Schism, Infinity Land and Kiddiepunk as well, so hey, fingers crossed it emerges in some form or other in the foreseeable future. It will be my first full-length work. My first narrative work is about 12k words deep at present, slow going but taking shape. Feels good. Taking some RnR time with my partner for a one night holiday next weekend so we will take care of ourselves well in that instance. Sending love & wishes of excellence & sending the same to most of the boys in this post, hey? I’ll disappear into the aether for the time being once more, but know I’m always here reading, and reading 🙂

    J

  2. The Black Prince

    Dennis! I got the job! So, your vibes must’ve been truly impactful… I just wish I hadn’t stayed awake until 6 am analysing all my answers and getting a bit regretful and tearful… There was absolutely no need for that! You are so right about this: ‘Desperate wanting is passion, and passion is ultra-important, even if it brings a little pain.’ I need it on a t-shirt; for now I’ll just write it down and keep it near me. Thank you.

    I love this post! There is something sorrowfully beautiful in the profile of Pink-Mermaid. Like I actually want to help him. I like the questionnaire he’s attached to his profile, even though I’m usually allergic to forms. The cat of that sugary ballet boy looks absolutely miserable, though. tellmewhatyoulike has an interesting philosophy, too, I really don’t get it, so it intrigues me. Were you intrigued by any of these when you were making the post? Hope your Thursday is as sublime as you.

  3. David Ehrenstein

    LOVE THOSE TWINS !
    But then I love all twins.

    Dennis are yo familiar with the Malet brothers (Laurent at Pierfe) ? Hope they’re still around. Both gay and smokin hot but temeramentally entirely different. Or as Micky Cottrell out it “Leave it to Chereau to fall for the Rough Trade Twin!”

  4. Bill

    The Infinite Jest bong is hard to resist!

    And equally hard to resist:
    http://strangeattractor.co.uk/news/coil-camera-light-oblivion/

    Hope you have your appointment by now, Dennis.

    Bill

  5. _Black_Acrylic

    Today I acted on my occupational therapy nurse’s advice and retired to the hospital’s day room in order to spend an hour on writing. This is something that I’ll try and make into a habit from here on in.

    Got a text from my GP about the 2nd Covid jab, and the doctor here says I can have it at the hospital on the 23rd. I’m happy to go through with this despite my adverse reaction to the first one all those weeks ago. From what research I’ve done on its effect on MS folk such as myself, the 2nd dose is not to be worried about. Once the initial side effects have been conquered then it’s very muck okay to go again. Anyway I do not want Covid and to me that’s the important thing here.

  6. Dominik

    Hi!!

    I’d be fuckmeimirish’s sad boyfriend or husband, hah.

    Well, let’s say that the book I’m working on is supremely strange, haha. It’s a lot of fun editing it, so I think we can call the situation good altogether.

    Hahaha, I’d really love to see your love. And who knows, right? Love whose philosophy of life is “Everybody like only sugar so do I only I just want youngsters sugar,” Od.

  7. T

    Hi Dennis,

    Wow, this fortnight’s escorts have made a fine showing. Those that lodged themselves within my mind today were tellmewhatyoulike’s choose-your-own-adventure style comment that included ‘Femboy meat, 100% cooked and tasty’ and slutdanny’s furniture acquisiton scheme, which I should have thought of when I moved house and needed a new desk.

    Thanks for answering my second question about the GIFs! Would be really interested to hear if/when you notice any surprising effects. And yeah, I’m with you completely on the ‘proficient’ acting/singing thing.

    As 19yotwinkbutt details, I wanted to wish you moderation in moderation for this Friday, which by my calculations should land you on a wholly wild and immoderate helter-skelter into your weekend.

  8. Steve Erickson

    Making a bong out of INFINITE JEST definitely sounds like something a 16-year-old would do.

    I feel much better today. My left arm is still extremely sore, but the “vaccine flu” is over. Are you getting vaccinated later this week, or is that just when you might become eligible to do so?

    The fact that so many pop singers gain entrance to the industry/a mass audience through those singing competition shows has put a premium on displays of technical ability. If Leonard Cohen showed up on one to perform “Hallelujah,” he’d get voted off in favor of some mediocre cover version of his own song. It reminds me of actors getting Oscar nominations for parts in which they go to the greatest extremes to demonstrate they’re playing someone unlike themselves.

  9. David Ehrenstein

    Asong for today (It’s one of my favorites)

  10. Brian

    Hey, Dennis,

    Aw, poor fuckmeimirish. I really want “a sad boyfriend or husband” too. And I also take bad selfies sometimes. I empathize with the struggle. He’s my favorite today, though I find the furniture guy pretty funny too. Happy to have them usher in Friday. I used to sometimes get called Bri when I actually talked to people in person, lol. I don’t mind it at all, although my closest friends had an annoying habit of calling me “Bri-guy”, which I don’t like. Do you have any nicknames? I haven’t seen “Enter the Void” yet, although I really do want to, because it looks quite amazing. I saw him describe it somewhere as a “psychedelic melodrama”, which sounds right up my street. Eventually. Oh, that’s super cool about the Interview Magazine Zoom. Did you have fun, or enjoy talking to your old friend? And did anything else serve to liven your Thursday? I decided to watch two movies today, both of them pretty incredible: “The Color of Pomegranates” and “The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover”, both for the first time. There’s a double feature for you. I loved them both, for different reasons, of course. (Although, huh, there is a sort of affinity between the painterliness of their respective cinematographies…) That was all. The only treasure was cinematic, I guess. But sometimes that’s enough. Alright, one day left in the week. Think the odds are in our favor? Maybe, maybe not. Whatever happens, I hope your Friday is as fabulous as can be.

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