The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘I’m in Mascoutah near St. Louis in Illinois. I hope to one day be transformed into a genderless object. I write poems about my broken heart. Love is fake’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of October 2019

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letshaveseks, 19
York

I’m a young lad in need of extra cash, I’m a sex maniac so I may as well make some money from it. Looking for daddies who will really appreciate me, I want to be wanted. The more you want me, the bigger the discount. No one’s managed to get a freebie from me yet, but …

Guestbook of letshaveseks

CanITouchYou – Oct 3, 2019
Pffft! I simply don’t believe anyone could want him and show it more than I wanted him and fully demonstrated, and he still only gave me half off.

Body Slim, Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Grey
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Versatile
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks English
Rate per hour 120 £
Overnight On request

 

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CumGetSucked, 19
Laramie

Cum enjoy the kind of oral that’ll make your toes curl. No weirdness, no drama, no recip., cash only.

Watch your favorite porn or close your eyes and fantasize, describe your cock inside my face, talk or don’t. I just want to get to work.

Straight/bicurious guys a specialty.

You: looks unimportant, horny. I’m not looking for Mr. Ed — pretty junk is as good as giant junk.

Me: cute, young, slim, concentrated, patient, expert, swallow.

Guestbook of CumGetSucked

EnglishCraig – Sept 29, 2019
Worth of your penny

seasalt – Sept 27, 2019
If you’re looking for more than a blowjob and “see ya later” with him, he’s very into DnD/boardgames. He likes games, fantasy films, game of thrones, all that stuff. Think geek.

Body Slim, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Blue
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position More top
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks English
Rate per hour 40 $
Overnight On request

 

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TheRelaxationStation, 18
พัทยา – ชลบุรี

I am 18 years old 176 cm high 54 kg this is Freelance work Not working for a bar Find money to set up sales of papaya salad Did not sell my body as a career, only temporarily

Guestbook of TheRelaxationStation

ddac84 – Oct 9, 2019
A nice boy evolving into a total hole.

TheRelaxationStation (Owner) – Oct 8, 2019
It don’t have to be slow anymore it don’t hurt now.

TheRelaxationStation (Owner) – Oct 1, 2019
I find out last night I can be fuck but slowly in my ass as it was very painful.

Body Slim, Smooth
Ethnicity Asian
Hair Average, Black
Eyes Brown
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Versatile
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks English, Thai, Javanese
Rate per hour 200 ฿
Overnight 600 ฿

 

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ItsJakeBass, 25
Montreal

Some people chase dreams, I make mine come true. Please don’t email me saying that you think I’m hot. I can be controlled only by money.

1hr: 800$
2hr: 1500$
3hr: 2200$
overnight: 8000$

Guestbook of ItsJakeBass

Bruh – Oct 2, 2019
I’m in the early hours of an all night marathon fuck with Jake Bass @ Hotel Birks, 1240 Place Phillips, wondering if anyone’s around and up who wants to come over and videotape the bang so I can put it on my Pornhub channel.

Anonymous – Sept 30, 2019
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” Albert Einstein

GoodLuck – Sept 30, 2019
God knows it’s hard to deal with ageing when you’re a baby faced twink bottom porn star. Either you quit in your mid-20s while you’re ahead, or you keep working while losing your appeal in ever cheaper productions or cam work for less and less money, or you try pumping and tanning yourself into a tough guy in hopes of refreshing your meat like Jake has done. And, relatively speaking, he’s done a fairly decent job at that. And God knows people pay through the roof to see some middle aged teen pop star they used to love in concert.

ItsJakeBass (Owner) – Sept 26, 2019
DON’T CONTACT ME IF YOU CAN’T TAKE ME TO NICE HOTELS / VIP EVENTS / EXPENSIVE PLACES TO EAT. I’M NOT JUST HERE TO FUCK YOU.

Body Athletic, Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Blond
Eyes Grey
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Position More bottom
Dick XL, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No
FF Passive
Speaks English, French
Rate per hour 800 CAD
Overnight 8000 CAD

 

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yves, 18
Ghent

.-W€l¢om€ t♂ m¥ wo®ld🌍 -😘fírѕt cruѕh mч mσm… -$¡πgl€ ✌ -🎧 ¡ kn♂w ¡m ga¥ from ¡3¥♂👦👬 th€n ¡ had mч f¡®st…🖕💉 fu¢k 4💰🤲

Body Average, Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Long, Blond
Eyes Blue
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position More bottom
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No answer
Speaks French, English
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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olderteacherswanted, 18
Budapest

Are there any Older Teachers or Teacher types out there who would like to spank me? Have only done this twice so far but I think I can safely say that everyone enjoyed themselves! I am looking for something more realistic though as both these guys were American college gym coaches on holidays. It would be much more exciting (for me) if you are or are a real Teacher or have some academic background to help me live out what seems to be my desire to get spanked by someone intellectually superior to me.

Guestbook of olderteacherswanted

beibei520 – Sept 18, 2019
I wish my tongue will be under your snack forever.

TouchMePlz123 – Sept 16, 2019
Holy mother of god jesus christ lord in heaven you’re cute! I want to gargle your molecules!

Body Slim, Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Brown
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M Yes
FF No
Speaks English, Hungarian, German
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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itsjay, 18
Nürnberg

Hey hey 🙂 nice that you made it down here. I am Jay 🙂

What I’m looking for is a good question I’ve actually got nothing I think is missing really.
I’m not really the guy for one night shit, but if that’s your deal then what the hell.
I have high stress job, so this is just theater.

On what type of man I am is so relative so whether the hair is blond or brown or cut or long or shaved and such things I honestly do not care much.
But what I don’t find awesome is when guys just stare at me for hours and at some point grab my ass.

If you see me somewhere, just walk to me and make me an offer do not write to me 2 weeks later I saw you on the subway.

Just write me a ‘Hey, I want *this*, I’ll pay you *this*’ and a picture of your face. People without a face I find something scary.
And no I’m not arrogant even if I have a real Bitch look sometimes on it I have unfortunately inherited from my mother.

Guestbook of itsjay

CollegeGuy – Oct 11, 2019
Essentially. Although I would also want to lick your flip-flops clean.

itsjay (Owner) – Oct 11, 2019
So I would just be naked and sit around with you or what exactly?

CollegeGuy – Oct 11, 2019
I would be interested in CMNM with you. If you don’t know, cmnm stands for clothed male naked male. I would be the clothed one in all scenarios. I consider myself a bottom, but I have never had anal sex, and I am not looking for sex, so what’s the difference.

Body Slim, Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Shaved
Eyes Green
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Position Versatile
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks German, English, Greek
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight On request

 

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GothCrusader, 23
Oshkosh

Looking for Christian Goth Paid Dates, and Wanting tips on what to wear and put on to dress Christian Goth, Im trying to learn how to Be Christian Goth and Crusader Goth. I Am Also a Catholic Christian That Admires Christianity During the Medieval Times if that helps. Also I’m happily married to a witch, I aspire to walk Through all endeavors my wife may face with her, I fully support my wife’s lifestyle.

Body Slim, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Long, Black
Eyes Blue
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Position More bottom
Dick L, Cut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No answer
FF No
Speaks English
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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AnswerMyPrayers, 18
Dayton

Just looking for some rich dude who’s as into me sitting on his face as I’m into sitting on a face and I’m really into it!!

Guestbook of AnswerMyPrayers

letshavesexx – Sept 21, 2019
Interesting side note: He’s here because his live-in girlfriend is past the smitten, adoring phase and insisting he help pay the rent and bills. He refuses to get a normal job, so they mutually decided it was either drug dealing or doing this.

lynnea – Sept 17, 2019
one had the impression that if one were sufficiently knowledgeable about the lord of the rings movies one could get more out of him

jackmathew – Sept 13, 2019
It may be that I am wrong here but I am looking for a nice boy who is not perverted and has no problem with being financially supported by me. I am open to eating your ass just as long as you are honest, sympathetic, well-groomed, a bit shy, and always long haired.

Body Average, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Long, Brown
Eyes Brown
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Prefer not tp say
Dick M, Cut
Safer sex No answer
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks English
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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butt4crystals, 21
Brooklyn

Holehunters
Long hair and growing it out
Get me liT and i’m your thot
Cloudy people only

Guestbook of butt4crystals

butt4crystals (Owner) – Sept 27, 2019
Always the same old shit but a different day

Venzak – Sept 26, 2019
Let’s not beat about the bush. He is brain dead fuckmeat.

mmmrrrrddd – Sept 24, 2019
He let you fill with cum
Probably finally caught on
that he bottom scum
Where are you butt4crystals
You can run but you cannot hide!

mmmrrrrddd – Sept 20, 2019
He want to be filled
That’s what he want
but just know
he’s a liar and a fraud
You may not like him
He has not many quality

Body Average, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Mixed
Hair Long, Blue
Eyes Blue
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Position Bottom only
Dick S, Uncut
Safer sex Never
Dirty WS only
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Speaks English, Turkish
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 80 $

 

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Live_Your_Dream_2019, 20
Boston

They say in your 20s you stop caring about what other people think and adopt more of a “f*** it” attitude… well it’s taken me until the third month of my 20s to apply that to my total antipathy to get a boring real job! In “real life” I’m pretty sane, normal (whatever that means), lazy obviously, get high, and a bit shy… suffice to say my friends would be very shocked to find me on here.

Guestbook of Live_Your_Dream_2019

Bluevelvetnorth – Oct 4, 2019
Jim, it’s Craig. I couldn’t be less shocked that you’re whoring and neither are Ken and Randy just so you know.

musclepowerlifter – Sept 17, 2019
His grunting, moaning and gagging were music to my ears.

Wallo – Sept 2, 2019
I had never been with another guy but I fantasized of fucking one rough with my big dick until he stopped telling me to stop and couldn’t stop wanting it and I tried him and that happened

Body Average, Shaved
Ethnicity Latino
Hair Short, Brown
Eyes Grey
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position More bottom
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No
FF Active/Passive
Speaks English
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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assland7, 25
Morwell

Hey I’m Brandon, I’m an actor, screenwriter and director of many short horror films you can watch on youtube, I’m a pretty good looking type of guy so don’t be shy and hire me.

Guestbook of assland7

assland7 (Owner) – Oct 5, 2019
Funny. “Assland 7” is the title of the latest of my youtube horror films in the series “Assland”. I just popped it in there out of habit. In the films “Assland” is the name of a small town where everyone acts like an ass or is an asshole and they slaughter each other.

CatDad – Oct 5, 2019
Since your profile text and stats aren’t exactly forthcoming about what you’re renting, are we supposed to infer that your username (assland7) holds the key?

Body Athletic, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Long, Blond
Eyes Brown
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Position No answer
Dick No answer
Safer sex No answer
Dirty No answer
S&M No answer
FF No answer
Speaks English
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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statusquo, 18
Skopje

this profile is on behalf of an 18 year old boy i have recently inherited due to the sudden death of his mother, my sister. he is tall, athletic build, attractive, but very reclusive and asocial and incommunicative. i’m looking for non-sexual meets for him with friendly but firm men in order to socialise him. preferably those who can have him be around their friends too.

i have rules for meets. he must be undressed in all situations where it is legal and minimally clothed elsewhere. he must remain undressed even in front of your friends and others even if everybody else is fully clothed. he is not permitted any privacy which means he must not make attempts to cover himself up or gain privacy for example by closing doors. he must be coaxed to speak at all time. hosts and their other guests are encouraged to talk to and about him. despite not looking for sexual activity hosts may masturbate in his presence. he may be photographed or filmed or shown on streaming sites such as cam4 but i would need assurances that he was suitably anonymous either through framing or headgear. kissing him is permitted and highly encouraged.

i do take my duty of care to the boy extremely seriously and this arrangement is not entirely consensual.

Body Average, Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Brown
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Prefer not to say
Dick S, Uncut
Safer sex No answer
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks Egyptian, English
Rate per hour 2000 ден
Overnight 10000 ден

 

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Aggrofighter, 20
Марьинский парк

Aggro without end, if thats you too, contact me.
Only here for hitting, beating each other up.

Guestbook of Aggrofighter

Sergio114 – Oct 12, 2019
Just a sad and lonely person trying to make friends the only way he knows how..

Body Athletic, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Mixed
Hair Short, Brown
Eyes Black
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position No answer
Dick XL, Uncut
Safer sex No answer
Dirty No
S&M Yes
FF No
Speaks Russian, English
Rate per hour 30 ₽
Overnight On request

 

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Schmoozer, 21
Mascoutah

I’m looking for a daddy in the whole world. I just want to be the housed and fed sexy bimbo tired out whore of a man to fuck and share me with his friends and strangers. All I ask is to be tied on a bed and kept ready for fucking any time day and night. I’m in Mascoutah near St. Louis in Illinois. I hope to one day be transformed into a genderless object. I write poems about my broken heart. Love is fake.

Guestbook of Schmoozer

KINGAY2019 – Oct 11, 2019
You will love to look at him leave!!!!

Onan – Oct 8, 2019
6 foot tall and 1000% fucked up on Meth.

Schmoozer (Owner) – Oct 3, 2019
Not in a good place now.
Things in my life are beyond my ability any longer. I’m hoping to talk, I need, I think, someone that is ok with hearing me out.
I just feel alone, scared, vunarable and without anyone who cares.
Sorry, just hoping someone is out there and hears my crying.
I need a real human connection if that is ok.

Body Average, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Long, Brown
Eyes Brown
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Bottom only
Dick L, Cut
Safer sex Never
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Speaks English
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 300 $

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youismypain, 19
Odessa

need some money fast

Guestbook of youismypain

youismypain (Owner) – Sept 21, 2019
liar

Anonymous – Sept 19, 2019
Looking for someone to help me finish this lying thieving disgusting shit off on sat august 17th
I want him to be absolutely destroyed. Cum dump, film it, shove a baseball bat up his pathetic hole then use it to splatter his brains on the walls
Do as you please this Saturday only 17th August

youismypain (Owner) – Sept 7, 2019
im looking for that why im alone

Hobbs – Sept 7, 2019
looks awful, seems seriously ill and running down the clock doing the only thing he knows

Anonymous – Sept 5, 2019
Take care of him! He is sick! Achtung -er ist krank

Anonymous – Sept 2, 2019
He stinks like a cow’s ass!

Body Slim, Smooth
Ethnicity Mixed
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Green
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position More bottom
Dick S, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No answer
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Speaks Ukrainian, Russian, Polish, English
Rate per hour 450 ₴
Overnight 1000 ₴

 

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letoilet, 22
San Francisco

Love being a 🐷🚽 for $$$. The sky’s the limit 💩😋 Just think of never having to bulk buy 🧻 at Costco again! Go green! 🌲 Go 💩 in my 👄! Want Not 🚽 Waste Not 💩😋

Guestbook of letoilet

letoilet (Owner) – Sept 30, 2019
I’m pretty much a toilet but do enjoy being fucked from time to time. And when I say from time to time I mean almost never. But it has happened.

TWINKFKKR – Sept 30, 2019
do you bottom? i’d kill to fuck you.

Guillaume59 – Sept 24, 2019
I’ve always envisioned cute guys as toilets, but never fully embraced my role in it. Not so much into sex stuff, I know I’m meant to be a user of toilet guys.

I wanna find someone who’s keen on being installed permanent as the toilet in my bathroom to keep. I’ve pissed and shit in guys several times and wanna go all in now.

Body Slim, Smooth
Ethnicity Asian
Hair Average, Black
Eyes Brown
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position No answer
Dick S, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty Yes
S&M Yes
FF No
Speaks English, Vietnamese
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Invalid_Escort, 24
Sabac

I’m not experienced in escorting but nor am I a novice to having sex, all I know is that I would treat you like any of my nonpaying partners. I like to talk, take our time, a beer or two, flirt and … No staging or precipitation, we remain first of all two human beings sharing an intimate moment. Yes, I’m an invalid and look like one but think on the bright side – I can do anything in bed, you just have to do most of the work. I’ve been told I have a “pink juicy pussy.”

Guestbook of Invalid_Escort

Invalid_Escort (Owner) – Oct 6, 2019
I played Tetris as a kid, so I’m sure I can handle it.

GalacticBoy – Oct 6, 2019
Hello! I am young and bi, I want to discover this world that fascinates me so much … homosexuality (logic) I would like to make a beautiful encounter … But unfortunately I am very uncreative and do not know what I should do in bed … I do not eat so come talk to me … If you want my ass please abstain thanks!!!!!

Body Average, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Mixed
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Blue
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Versatile
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks Serbian, English
Rate per hour 150 РСД
Overnight 400 РСД

 

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boy_cum, 23
Stockholm

i jerk or you suck and jerk me until i cum i cum fast and i can cum often i dont undress or kiss

Guestbook of boy_cum

SubVerT – Oct 9, 2019
Inadequate and inferior to he just born to have his manhood gawped at. Envy him and cant help hankering after his cock, his spunk spitting in my mouth. Cant help staring at his dick. Obvious what I am.

Body Slim, Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Blond
Eyes Grey
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Top
Dick XL, Uncut
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks Swedish, English, French
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight On request

 

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iaintjohn, 18
Johannesburg Ward 97

I am very thin but I also think very nice. I like my body being kissed and licked everywhere by a man over 50 years old. I’m not an Escort like these other guys, but my bad habits addict me! I can be great in bed but also suffer from Asperger’s Syndrome, ADHD, OCD and PTSD, so please forgive me if I’m hyped up during sex or if I seem like I have a chip on my shoulder before sex. Also, just some fair warnings: I do have my two cents and honest opinions. If you ask for my opinion about the sex, and get upset, remember: you asked. If you don’t want to hear my opinion, then don’t get angry when I don’t tell you. You want respect? Give it. I can be just as rude and nasty back. I’ve had years of practice from fuckheads like you. If you’re going to be a trashy, pitiful excuse for a sex partner, expect to ripped off. Oh and don’t send me dick pix. If I have to deal with your ugly old cocks, I’ll do it once it’s part of the job description.

Guestbook of iaintjohn

GiJoe – Sept 25, 2019
He now has designer stubble that ruins his effect.

iaintjohn (Owner) – Sept 14, 2019
I don’t want to know that I have anal sex, so please keep secret.

Latino1964 – Sept 14, 2019
if you want to have a good time, take deep and destroy his ass with the speed of your cock

IamYours – Sept 13, 2019
I would love to be with you, worshipping you, adoring you, continually pleasing and pleasuring you. I would have no life outside fulfilling your desires. I would have no desires except to have your body and pleasure it. If you are looking for a manly (str8-acting) father type and slut, I am definitely your only choice. I would like to get to know you just a little bit first before we get into the covenant of my having sex with you forever.

Body Slim, Smooth
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Blond
Eyes Brown
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position More bottom
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks English, Afrikaans
Rate per hour 60 ZAR
Overnight 200 ZAR

 

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DizzyMonzter, 18
Noida

Better than your last Better than your next

Talk like educated person Otherwise I’ll block you

Guestbook of DizzyMonzter

linkingmiss – Oct 10, 2019
He’s 18, he’s 19 (says he’s not sure), he’s equipped with simple organs, not spontaneous, doesn’t like to party.

He speaks English ok, he likes it, if you already have a red dot, bring your booklet, he’ll write in it.

He says he’s not looking for a dad or a grandpa, even though he asked me to be his several times.

He wanted to slow down with me for romantic lovemaking even while he knew I would leave him, just like everyone.

Timy24 – Sept 22, 2019
I don’t do hookup I apologize.

Body Slim, Smooth
Ethnicity Southeast Asian
Hair Average, Black
Eyes Black
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Position Bottom only
Dick S, Uncut
Safer sex Always
Dirty No
S&M No
FF No
Speaks Hindi, English
Rate per hour 6 ₹
Overnight 24 ₹

 

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Strangerthan, 21
Milan

❗️Pharmaceuticals – Can make you dependent! Ingestion should take place regularly, please do not abruptly stop❗️to learn about risks and side effects, swipe right and get to know me 🧪 because I am on 15 of them.

If you like cute guys who are artificially sane and healthy, if you can handle a lot of emotionality, stubbornness and a giant size of hyperactive sexual energy (side effect), then …

… You are, I do not know, already have 5 out of 10 points.

Guestbook of Strangerthan

Strangerthan (Owner) – Oct 2, 2019
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! Can it be triplets?

BigTor – Oct 2, 2019
My biggest desire is breeding boys. For me that ranges from just a simple insemination to multiple inseminations over the course of a night to impregnation fantasies where we would discuss our future offspring’s name, browse online for cribs and baby clothes, etc. Doable?

Body Slim, Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Green
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Versatile
Dick M, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Yes
FF Active/Passive
Speaks Italian, English, Serbian
Rate per hour 210 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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Punchingbag, 19
Steamboat Springs

Fisting is what really gets me going. Everything about it…
If it involves me:

Face down ass up getting my hole completely demolished I’m there. 👊🏽
Bottomless punches🤜🏽
Double fisting (smaller hands for now)… don’t count me out though.👊🏽👊🏽
Rose bud training! 🌹

Being an unemployed insatiable ff bottom with no job prospects is a blessing and curse.🍑

Guestbook of Punchingbag

Butchy – Oct 12, 2019
I flew Punchingbag to LA for a weekend of heavy ass plunging. By Sunday night I had asked him to marry me. He accepted and we were wed at a local city hall. We are currently ferrying around the Greek Islands on an extended honeymoon. That’s why you haven’t heard back from him and won’t.

Punchingbag (Owner) – Oct 1, 2019
No regular sex. I think guys who like having regular sex are hypnotised sheep.

Punchingbag (Owner) – Oct 1, 2019
Do not write to me if you are 100 years old.

Body Athletic, Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Blond
Eyes Blue
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Bottom only
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Sometimes
Dirty No
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Speaks English, Danish
Rate per hour 400 $
Overnight On request

 

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Stray, 18
Westchester

I am going homeless next month and am getting evicted from where I am living now and would like to know if anyone has a place to crash.

Guestbook of Stray

Stray (Owner) – Sept 27, 2019
Pretty sure there are no real people.

Stray (Owner) – Sept 21, 2019
I also have sex for fooooood🌭🍔🍟🌯🥙🥙🥗🍳🍲🍝🥚🥟🍝🍣🍟🍣🍚🥓🍜🥐

Body Athletic, Shaved
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Short, Blond
Eyes Grey
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position Versatile
Dick S, Cut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M Yes
FF Passive
Speaks English
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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TheDream, 22
Arapiraca

I just want to try a couple of times with mature or married men until 5 have fucked me, only 3 mature and married men fucked me so far, one has fucked me 10 times, and last night one fucked me 6 times, and my father-in-law has fucked me 50 times.

I loved the first one who fucked me, he is married and with children, I took 10 rich rides he gave me without using the comdon, and I ended up in a short time I could not walk 7 days, and he took me every day and I loved it, I was screaming and he was very strong, he loved to fuck me because I was the first in his life, that is the best sex, and then 15 days before I got married, the wife’s parents came from Mexico, and his dad one day he kissed me when they weren’t there, and he wanted my ass too, and from there he grabbed me tightly and put me on doggy style and he took me rich without a condom, I miss them, but my father-in-law has a big and thick cock and night before leaving he fucked me 5 hours 20 times without stopping, then the morning he leaved he fucked me like 30 times.

Body Athletic, Smooth
Ethnicity Latino
Hair Average, Brown
Eyes Black
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Position More bottom
Dick L, Uncut
Safer sex Let’s talk
Dirty No
S&M No answer
FF Passive answer
Speaks Portuguese, English
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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_boyneedsshoes_, 18
Stuttgart

Moonlightin’ rapper ❤
Bending over backwards❤
Sassy Bitch✌🏻
• German rappers are no match for my flow •

Guestbook of _boyneedsshoes_

Anonymous – Oct 7, 2019
Anyone here actually know how to tie someone up so they can’t get out? Asking for a friend.

lookingaround777 – Oct 5, 2019
I don’t know much about Rap, but he “rapped” everything he said, rhyming and very rhythmic, lots of hand gesturing and head cocking and so on, and he acted like I was a camera shooting him in a Rap music video, and bring a lot of amyl. He goes through amyl like you and I go through oxygen. But Christ he’s hot, and those creative tattoos he’s going to regret someday! You could auction him off at Sotheby’s and break Picasso’s record. Not an exaggeration!

Body Athletic, Not very hairy
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Average, Green
Eyes Grey
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Position Versatile
Dick XL, Uncut
Safer sex Never
Dirty No
S&M Yes
FF No
Speaks English, German, Norwegian
Rate per hour 180 €
Overnight 500 €

 

 

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p.s. Hey. I’m still Oslo until tonight, but I’ll see you in person again tomorrow. For now, it’s your monthly escorts post, so have at it. See you in less than 24 hours.

9 Comments

  1. WereKeaton

    Do you think they will ever release photos of Roman’s corpse? Look out for Molly Hatchet up there. xoxo

  2. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Hey, Dennis! How was your trip? Did the screening go well? Did you have some time to look around in Oslo as well?

    You mentioned that reading Sade had a huge impact when you were 15 – which book of his did you read first? My first similar kind of “connection” book was The Sluts, actually. Reading your work literally opened up a whole new world for me, one in which I finally found that I wasn’t completely alone with what I’m carrying around in my head. These connections are so rare and precious. I mean, I find books I love all the time but it’s more than that. Peter Sotos and now Poppy moves me in similar ways.

    I hope the meeting with your producer will go well tomorrow! I’ll keep my fingers crossed!

    Have a great, great week! Lots of love!!

    • KK

      Funny I discovered Dennis and Peter Sotos on the same day at the same bookstore I ended up working at. I asked the owner for a rec and he immediatly picked out Dennis’ ‘Closer’ and Sotos’ ‘Mine’. He seemed genuine but there’s the possibility that he was fucking with me. If so joke’s on him.

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    Hi Dennis, I just emailed you a blog day for The Call Issue #3! As ever, please drop me a line if you have any issues.

  4. David Ehrenstein

    “It’s Jake Bass” is scrumptious.

    Had a massive “coup de foudre” last night about “Raised By Hand Puppets” as I suddenly realized there were several significant figures I had failed to mention. I’m putting them all together in a new chapter entitled “In One” in reference to the vaudeville term describing a solo act right n front of the curtain. The people involved are Peter Blum, a writing collaborator from long ago who in a bizarre incident was arrested for the attempted rape of two women and committed suicide in jail before arraignment. He had never exhibited any violent tendencies in all the time I knew him. Aslo on tap is Jimmy Stoller whose sad passing I noted in here not long ago. He published in his little-mag “Moviegoer” one of Susan Sontag’s first important pieces. There’s a new Sontag bio just out — doubtless full of gossip. Then there’s Jean-Pierre a n adorable and terribly sweet kid who back in 69 turned up at Lorenzo Mans apartment “Savannah” looking for Andre Techine. He and Techine had a fling during May 68 that he hoped to continue. But Techine went back to “the old man who pays the bills,” Roland Barthes. Luckily Techine script collaborator Marilyn Goldin was there and got Jen-Pierre a job as a waiter at “Max’s Kansas City.” He was the world’s worst waiter but they loved him so much they demoted him to busby rather than fire him. Eventually he flew home. A few years back I did a telephone interview with Techine who said he had no idea what happened to Jean-Pierre. Next I’m going to recreate seeing Kay Thompson in Murray Hill (a religious experience) and finally a mini-ortriat of a guy whose name I never knew from my gym-going days. He was large, muscular yet curiously soft and white as white can be. We flirted relentlessly but never connecte. He had “Prince Albert” and on him it really worked. His whiteness was like the mysterious creature described at the close of Poe’s “The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym on Nantucket” — his only novel

    Also of note, I was just “Friended” on Facebook by Allen Midgette!l

  5. Corey Heiferman

    If CumGetSucked ever changes his mind about Mr. Ed he should definitely hook up with this dude:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QEfyTnZbh4

    I look forward to catching up on many of your posts and writing one or two. I’ve been working on all sorts of habits in preparation for film school so there’s been less time for browsing. School starts in two weeks. I already got a weird preview at a set safety workshop given by OSHA types. Not rocket science, but a bit challenging because of the specialised Hebrew vocabulary.

    I greatly appreciate “The Draughtsman’s Contract” and “Mumbo Jumbo” recommendations from a few dozen posts back. Have you seen “Parasite?” I think it’s overhyped but worth seeing especially for you because it’s a haunted house story of sorts. I mostly wish it had gone in a more comic and absurd direction.

    Have you ever done a Jørgen Leth Day? I’d love to see it revived if you have, or to write one up some day, after I actually finish Israel at Eurovision, Norman McLaren, and/or Scott Ross.

    How’s Oslo?

  6. Bill

    This is quite the lineup of meta-profiles today. And some of those guests propose intriguing meta-scenarios. Can’t they show a bit more love though? And we badly need to see guest reports on the Oshkosh boy.

    Enjoyed Murray Melvin post yesterday. I was wondering “who’s this?”, then I saw his face, aha.

    Hope Oslo is going great. Just saw Beyond the Gates, a horror movie about a VHS boardgame. Great fun, though not without cheesy moments.

    Bill

  7. Steve Erickson

    I hope things went great in Oslo. Have a jetlag-free return to Paris!

    I didn’t think about PARASITE in a haunted house context till Corey brought it up, but although it’s far from subtle it pays a lot of attention to the political implications of physical space.

    I’m looking forward to boyneedsshoes’ mixtape of SoundCloud rap about sex work (which would be way more interesting than xans, bling, etc.)

  8. John Fram

    Goodness, D, the boys today are both heavy and weirdly reminiscent of some folks I knew back in Austin. Strange

    How are you? I somehow survived a ghastly bout of food poisoning that took a piece of my soul with it into the Manhattan sewers, but I’m much better now. Back to working (and eating) like my old self, which is nice.

    Just got word today that the cut off for blurbs to go on my book’s galley will be two weeks from today. Do you know if you’d be able to read it by then/blurb if you enjoy? If not, I’m sure we have a decent amount of time until the final book goes to printing but it would be amazing to see your name on the promo edition. I’d get you a signed copy, of course.

    Oh! Did you see Midsommar? Did you adore it? I did, and did.

    All best, talk soon
    J

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