“Im from Indonesia looking for someone to take me abroad to the eras tour”

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fistzilla, 22
Las Vegas

what happens in Vegas or HardOn stays in Vegas/HardOn

Guestbook of fistzilla

turtlesky – Mar 11, 2023
Just left his place. The big takeaway for me was how basic an ass is inside. Just a greasy purple pocket. Like something you’d see if you were snorkelling.

penispenispenislol – Mar 8, 2023
i boxed his guts all to hell, that horny, scum, uncompromising rapist enraging pussy, damn, and at the end he was able to empty his balls, and OMG he absolutely explodes sperm.

Curval – Mar 5, 2023
astounding ass, an orchid in a desert, more unique than anything else, nothing like what one normally finds here… had it twice, still as beautiful, as tough, warm and fresh, and like a good book, you cannot put it down, and more you know it the more interesting it is!

Dry247 – Mar 3, 2023
Thank you for letting me mine your cave. You calmed me down for a moment.

Justyouraverage – Mar 2, 2023
Chilly, bored, emotionally dead, and more importantly amazing ass. Just a total blank. Licked his feet and rimmed him then put Keta in the hole and rammed it through.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Ask
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Youneverknowme, 19
Lisbon

I would not make sex with an ugly old man for less than €1000 an hour. So thanks the guys who are willing to pay it.

Guestbook of Youneverknowme

Youneverknowme (Owner) – Mar 4, 2023
Pay attention to me!

Youneverknowme (Owner) – Mar 1, 2023
I don’t “objectify” myself completely but I do think I can say I’m very cute.

Youneverknowme (Owner) – Feb 29, 2023
🏄🏼‍♂️

Youneverknowme (Owner) – Feb 24, 2023
I want to be the princess that can feel the pea.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, Danish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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cumdumpboyhusband, 19
Zagreb

Just a guy and his young blond, skinny, hairless “son” lookin’ to “hangout” w/ guys.
Love a good drink, wine, beer, 420, all of it!
Let’s see where things take us. We do prefer to meet up to check vibes 1st. (mostly)
Taps are fine. We tap U, then U us, then we know agree. Kink friendly.
We plan to Italy, France, England, Germany, Spain, Sweden and Poland… I don’t know the exact order yet… 🙂

Guestbook of cumdumpboyhusband

ThatOnlineGuy – Mar 5, 2023
He bills his so-called “son” as versatile, but if that kid can even top his own hand I’d be shocked.

cumdumpboyhusband (Owner) – Mar 2, 2023
We do not speak Croatian.

Zonks – Feb 26, 2023
Oh hell fucking yeah!

Lookatme – Feb 22, 2023
Only if you have a fetish for ultra skinny anorexic illegal looking legal boys.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick S – Cut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 900€

 

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PressureReliefExpert, 19
Dallas

Young subject looking for offers to spank me (hand and instruments). Visible traces fine because in a relationship (straight) but she doesn’t give a shit about my ass. Anal sex only once the deed is done.

Guestbook of PressureReliefExpert

donkeymeat – Mar 7, 2023
I loved hurting his buttocks and shooting huge quantities of male reproductive liquids in his boy vagina.

Fuckbitxh – Mar 4, 2023
Your ass is suspiciously fresh looking.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Kissing No
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 2$
Overnight Rate 2$

 

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burn-it-down, 23
Boston

PARTISAN, ANARCHIST, ANTI-FASCIST!!!

me:
voluminous mind
activist for animal rights
huge personality
crazy
squatter
veggie
hard too handle
body modification
illigal sex
HARDCORE
TERROR
tekno
punk
get wasted
after partys
no preferences between fucking, getting wasted, getting fucked hard, argue, fight or the revolution

Guestbook of burn-it-down

catch92 – Mar 10, 2023
What would you do if I told you I loved you?

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Cut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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YoungStupidKid, 19
Raffles City

Im from Indonesia looking for someone to take me abroad to the eras tour

Im open to being raped or whatever it’s called

Guestbook of YoungStupidKid

VictorE – Mar 9, 2023
pretty but dumb, and pretty dumb

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Malay, Chinese, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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spectacularbuddy, 19
Den Haag

Well.. I am a 19 year old FTM lad originally from the Warrington area, UK. I’m a two hole bottom! Always have been and always will be. I am very experienced and have been a bottom for many many years.. This is the first time I’ve been single in 4 years so really wanting to catch up.

Guestbook of spectacularbuddy

hermeticism – Mar 3, 2023
I’m a very hung (10″) straight guy, dyed in the wool, but I hired “him” because hot women almost never let me fuck them in the ass. He on the other hand loved my hyper focus on his back hole and immediately became super wet in his vagina. I pawed that juice down to his asshole then shoved it in. The hottest thing was that I discovered that when I had my cock deep in his ass, I could reach my hand inside his vagina and masturbate my cock with my fingers. After I came in his ass after 1.5 hours of intense fucking, he took out a huge dildo, handed it to me and I fucked his ass with it intensely and ate his vagina and clit like a hound dog as he had multiple orgasms in my mouth. It was crazy.

spectacularbuddy (Owner) – Feb 28, 2023
Thanks for the overwhelming amount of customers, guys. Den Haag is very boring, so thanks for helping me out! My upcoming calendar is now really full. Because of that, I will now only accept dates with VERY HUNG men. Just broke up with my boyfriend, he was 9 inches, and I won’t go for less. And yes, macho XXXXL fuckers, I can handle you.

MikeMad – Feb 25, 2023
Hired them with a straight friend. He saw the girl, I saw the boy. His cock rocked the pussy, mine rocked the ass. He power kissed the girl and I power kissed the boy, and those three holes drained the daylights out of us multiple times.

xjock – Feb 17, 2023
My first time with a ftm. I wasn’t sure until the clothes came off and realised he’s just a boy whose ass has two entrances. I sat the more extravagant of them on my face and used my tongue to tour the voluminous backstage area of his ass deeply with my tongue. I guess he enjoyed it because his pussy got wetter and wetter. It was more exciting than sucking a cock. And that’s saying something!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick No answer
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate 550€

 

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downthemiddle, 24
Redlands

I live a straight life, and have no experience with men sexually, but have been playing with my ass for years now, and finally decided to give in to my curiosity and earn a little along the way.

Ideally I would like to get high (to help with the nerves), and see how far we could go. I would be bottom, no hugging, just would like to see how it would feel to have my hole used by a guy.

No interest in kissing. (You do you, just not for me).

Guestbook of downthemiddle

DoubleWideElbowDeep – Mar 11, 2023
Tonight Michael you’re going to be a fucking shape.

PleasureActivist – Mar 9, 2023
Wow Wow…first a few sucks of the pipe and popper hits to rid him of his tough guy swagger, the pants came down, he was happy to have his butt moulded into what I thought it could be, and soon came the miracles… I came like a crazy person.

analassasin – Mar 6, 2023
Closeted gay bottoms are a dime a dozen. But this dime is shiny enough.

Trencher70 – Mar 3, 2023
Dying marriage. Pig looking to explore all the cute boys – spread your ass cheeks I’m hungry. Fuck you.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Ask
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 55$
Overnight Rate 540$

 

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Unauthorized, 19
San Bernardino

I wish you accept my poor life and ugly face 🥹🫣

Guestbook of Unauthorized

Almost11inchtop – Feb 29, 2023
He can ride you till you have to pick him up to get him off you.

MayAsWellBeStraight – Feb 27, 2023
i know him hes jakob fag son of a homeless guy i hire to do construction hed be good to relocate and rape into a girly faggot hes 5’11 and 155lbs 19 years old and could be taken go ANYWHERE and abused and trafficked dont be scared to threaten him🤭🤭

Unauthorized (Owner) – Feb 27, 2023
I am not a drug addict. Alcohol – yes, but it is not addictive.

Delivery – Feb 21, 2023
A couple of cheap spit in the hole cunt!

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 100$

 

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theyloveme, 20
Potsdam

Young Ukrainian escapee trying to make ends meet.
You can fuck my mouth and cum on my face for two hundred euro bills.
A face fuck is NOT the same as me sucking you!
I just offer my 👄 as a 🍑.
My normal job is getting people drunk for a living, and I do enjoy doing that.
I can do one other thing but hand me three hundred euro bills to know what.

Guestbook of theyloveme

redred – Mar 8, 2023
He’s so cute I made him show me his ID just to be sure he wasn’t a figment of Ritalin-psychosis.

intrepidrelative – Mar 1, 2023
Second time in my life that I’ve fucked a mouth, it confirms to me that it’s very cool to do. Delighted to have been able to train beforehand with a previous mouth and learn to take my time and ask for feedback.
Once we had started, he offered to let me lick my fingers after they had scrounged inside his mouth, which was super cool, and something I wouldn’t have asked for, which really pleased me.
After I spent quite a while fucking his mouth, he offered to poop in my mouth for an extra hundred, it wasn’t a sexual fantasy of mine, but I decided to try.
I was surprised, the first time in my life that I’ve cum with poop in my mouth.
I have to say that hearing him moan as the poop slid in my mouth was super exciting and helped me cum. I admit that given the moans, I hoped that I too would succeed in making him cum, but that was me being stupid.
Afterwards we talked a little, and he seems very nice, from that point of view.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Ukrainian, Russian, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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melancholyslut, 22
Prague

i accept bets because of negative reviews and reports written by agressive competitive children

liars, fake accounts, photo, frauds

other prague escorts like robert and his drunk friends

broke 34 years old ex-porn actors who dont like that i like being a beautiful stupid slut

hate from the mysterious five cigarettes payer

and owners of strip clubs which i refused to work at

who will win? choose ur bottom!
1. if u seem rude i’ll block u
2. don’t care if u are a billionaire or whatever i’ll block ur rude ass
XOXO

Guestbook of melancholyslut

VersatileBreeder – Mar 9, 2023
truck stop bathroom attendant

melancholyslut (Owner) – Mar 9, 2023
does anyone know of which jobs or type of jobs would align well with my cumdump lifestyle
i mean beyond sex work i mean jobs that would make it easier to take more loads, during breaks or after work
i really want to integrate my cumdump lifestyle into all aspects of my life, and i dread going to work because i’m always thinking it could be time i could be taking loads.
does anyone currently work somewhere that is convenient for a cumdump lifestyle
i really would appreciate anyone’s insights

RemyJackson – Mar 9, 2023
He’s even more disheveled and baggy eyed than in those photos. But the really really important thing you need to know is that he is nonetheless perfect because he possesses a stunning, deep sexy innie navel. Sublime.

Willing – Mar 5, 2023
This twink’s ass is loose but putting my hand over his mouth and nose unexpectedly so he hadn’t got time to take a deep breath before and his lungs were empty and keeping it there for 90 seconds produced a wonderful panic that tightened his sphincter nicely.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Czech, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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cuteasiandeafboy, 23
Graz

People say I have a cute smile. But I would like to turn that smile upside-down 💦💦💦💦

Guestbook of cuteasiandeafboy

Morbid1980 – Mar 9, 2023
if you want my 120 euros message me if not block me dont care about the bullshit of this app if I am too old to fuck you block me if your head is so far up your own ass fuck off block me looking for deaf asian to fuck unlikely i suppose too many fake on here

Klaus – Mar 8, 2023
It’s upside down.

monodread – Mar 3, 2023
I’d love to matt your hair dirty hippie style like this pic. Let me know what you think.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Cut
S&M Soft
Dirty WS only
Kissing Consent
PNP 420 only
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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PaidTeenBoyfriend, 19
Mumbai

Hi, This is Sparsh, hygienic, slim, cute teen for Paid Boyfriend Experience in Mumbai/Thane & Pune.
He has a good reputation and would never trade his reputation for anything in this world.

Guestbook of PaidTeenBoyfriend

ASimpleThing – Mar 7, 2023
I can confirm that he is the most reluctant bottom you can imagine, not just in Mumbai but pretty much anywhere in the world.

HotSince72 – Mar 7, 2023
I’ve heard he is very reluctant to bottom.

ASimpleThing – Mar 7, 2023
He’s an Emergency Traveling Room Surgery Doctor’s Assistant.

teddyburr – Mar 7, 2023
What does he do for a living?

ASimpleThing – Mar 7, 2023
I’ve had sex with him 18 times. Ask me what you want to know.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Hindu
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Marathi, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
S&M No
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate 2500INR
Overnight Rate 10000INR

 

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Pitbull, 18
Amsterdam

hookups, already ready

Guestbook of Pitbull

WadiOn – Feb 17, 2023
Does anyone else really enjoy the fact that there is now basically no market for condom escorts? It’s been so exciting to watch the boy whores fall like dominos into 100% bareback insemination, to the point where now it’s just expected as a bare minimum. It honestly turns me on so much to know that boys growing up will only ever get bareback fucks and they will see it as completely normal.

texasguy – Feb 16, 2023
He once charged me 20Euros to tongue and eat out his coked up nostrils in the back seat of a rented limo.

wintergarden – Feb 16, 2023
His dick is big small

Pitbull (Owner) – Feb 13, 2023
I like 55 plus moustache chubby friends.

gingerDad55 – Feb 13, 2023
Longtime veteran of cheap faux pedo sex. His ass is slowly wearing out but still retains the soft, tender teen flesh. But buy the boy now while it’s still somewhat edible. Unfortunately his buttocks give in far too quickly. Used to be tighter.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Dutch, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 40€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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AvocadoToast, 19
Strasbourg

As a phenomenal god level worldwide beauty, I pride myself on delivering a luxury high class anal experience like no other. When you step onto my body’s rollercoaster, be prepared to be taken on a journey that will leave you thinking it’s all just a dream. With my bottoming techniques and skills, i can guarantee a phenomenal experience that will put you in a trance and stay in your memory forever. You can compare fucking me with Cirque Du Soleil. It’s extremely sensual experience… Once you fuck me, it’s GAME OVER, because I’m BEYOND PERFECT.

Guestbook of AvocadoToast

Thetrustedblond – Mar 11, 2023
Very high-breed buttocks akin to Apollo’s. An asshole of gold and fire. A long, deep branching anal passage sensitive like a harp. A soft, warm and welcoming rectum. Sphincter like a Magician’s instrument. Patient, ardent, tireless, a dream to pound, cum, re-harden, pound, cum, faint from delirium under his agile and caressing anal membranes. Only for the great ass connoisseur artists!!!

Solelyforyou – Mar 13, 2023
He is not asking you to find him special, he only expects you to appreciate the special “package” his ass is offering. His “god level” in anal artistry is not that of God Almighty, but of a humble Eros who is always striving to perfect his technique to provide you with the best fuck possible. He has a perfectly classic teenage ass. It is remarkable that he actually lets it be what it is, and not hit the gym and merely “expanded” it like a soufflé.

Gyspy860 – Mar 11, 2023
The fuck was like no other fuck I have had. It was at times hypnotic and it felt like my cock was being made love to by his ass. I was confused by his “Cirque du Soleil” reference, but the way he moved his hole vibrated around my cock REALLY did have that feel to it. He appeared to be in like a trance or dancing–or casting a spell–with how fluidly his ass moved around my cock, in sometimes almost a frenetic but very thoughtful way.

wanna_do – Mar 9, 2023
He has more than outdone himself today. i’m blown away to heaven. (is that possible? yes it is!!) What an insane experience today. It was as if his ass was composing a symphony using my cock as his orchestra. i will take this memory with me forever.

N7788 – Mar 6, 2023
Amazing, mind blowing, exquisite, a nirvana,… His ass gives the term masterpiece a totally new meaning. A better fuck that any other fuck in this dimension of existence. You will have the wildest ejaculation, a huge firework in his guts.

AestheticDude – Mar 2, 2023
How do I even begin writing this amazing experience?.. hands down to this boy’s ass.. mad respect for achieving so much with such a simple form. Having only seen his photos where his ass was nowhere to be seen I was shocked of how captivating it was the first time I laid my eyes on it. He let me lick its humble expanse a bit to settle my nervousness.. then … A-M-A-Z-I-N-G is not even enough to describe fucking it. It was the best 90 minutes of my life.

Argonauts – Feb 28, 2023
I doubt I’ll be able to describe this experience as it was since I’m afraid my vocabulary is not good enough. Nevertheless, I’ll try hard. How to start? Where to start? It was an epiphany, a trip to heaven, an unimaginable flight to unheard of hights of wonder and pleasure. I have already experienced excellent bottoms in the past, but none like him. He is not just a slut. He is an artist, a musician. Like a talented virtuoso plays the piano, his ass played my penis. It was his instrument and, together, his ass and it performed a sublime music.

Avalon – Feb 25, 2023
Silently I sneak out of my thoughts and find myself in the mystery garden of the present. Are you the golden light without warmth? Are you the pure source out of nothing? Your ass is beautiful, that is obvious. A beauty that I once encountered when I knew friendship. Oblivion is imprisoned in the dungeon of the past, guarded by the twins of memory. I fuck you, passion ignites my being, for the dream, has fled across the ocean of time, across an uncertain future. Should I keep setting sail? Silently I sneak out of my thoughts and the present is as present as it was at the beginning. I am dreaming! Your ass is with me and it divides in a million ways until my cock and it are fused into one whole. The tears of time fall to the ground like pearls of a torn chain. Only now I understand it, the beautiful ass of Avalon.

Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, French, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Soft
Dirty No
Kissing Consent
PNP No
Hourly Rate 500€
Overnight Rate 850€

 

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DirtyThingForYou, 18
Kansas City

I like worshipping dick
Not a size queen
I like dad belly’s
Play with my hole, get me ready and breed me
Love plaid boxers
Kissing++
Need to be verbal I want to hear you the whole time

Guestbook of DirtyThingForYou

flyingbarista – Mar 10, 2023
Well since I’m writing this on the app and not my computer, I’ll keep it brief. He’s in the process of slowly quitting drinking. While he still drinks, he’s trying to cut back on it. He was born with HIV. His mother was a drug addict and passed it on to him. He won’t enema his ass, so if you start screaming like a hysterical little woman if you find a half centimeter streak of shit, visible only under a microscope, on your cock stay away. I have more to say but I don’t want to ramble.

DirtyThingForYou (Owner) – Mar 10, 2023
It’s easy to spread love for me, after few hours of sex I kinda wouldn’t mind being someone’s boyfriend rly but i mean 🤭

RotgutWhiskey – Mar 9, 2023
He’s a high strung boy who’s overly excited to be played with.

DirtyThingForYou (Owner) – Mar 7, 2023
Yes I am weird friendless annoying but therefore have ample availability unlike most here

aguy9988 – Mar 7, 2023
dude, you’re hot, but when you opened our meeting with that barrage of blahdiblah, the experience became contrived and stultified. just my 2¢.

Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
S&M Yes
Dirty WS only
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate 120$

 

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Two2Pop, 21
Vienna

Ever dreamed of having two twink cuties just for you? We´re a very submissive and obedient femboy couple, up to do very kinky things with you.

✅On prep, we love to get bred 😈

We are happy in our relationship, however we are open to becoming a Throuple.

Guestbook of Two2Pop

AllFun6972 – Mar 6, 2023
we know what 69 is and 72 is 69 with 3 fingers up the butt

Trout – Mar 6, 2023
That makes no sense.

Two2Pop (Owner) – Mar 6, 2023
If life is like a box of chocolates, then we’re definitely the kids who pick out all the chocolate ones first.

Ethnicity Mixed
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Spanish, French
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 3000€

 

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Lolita, 23
London

I am currently 23 years, sleeping on a friend’s couch in central London, and just finished my MBA. I do drugs, I drink socially, I speak three languages, and I can’t wait to meet someone that meets my financial needs as I happen to be ready for a romance.

Guestbook of Lolita

Beefyhairy – Mar 8, 2023
Background noise is key.

Lolita (Owner) – Mar 5, 2023
Oh I forgot, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE wearing my girlfriend’s tiny thong, it makes me feel sexy and I masturbate constantly, she has no idea and will never have.

Anonymous – Mar 2, 2023
This is an unprofessional profile.

Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
S&M Soft
Dirty Ask
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** James Bennett, Hi, James! Thanks a lot. I have read John Hawkes, yes, but not for a long time. I should do a spotlight post on one of his books, actually. I will. In my memory, my favorites of his were ‘The Lime Twig’ and ‘Blood Oranges’. Do you have a favorite or more of his you can recommend? I’m so happy you like McCourt. There’s another vastly undervalued great writer right there. I’ve met him a few times, and he is super funny and really nice. Slow advancement is a solid plus, or as a fellow snail pacer, at least in my own head, I like to think so. I look forward to reading what results. Vibe my cheerleading. Really good to see you, and love from over here. ** Dominik, Hi!!! As ever, my great pleasure. I have a little stretch of free-ish time to work on the fiction collection right, so I’ll see how far I can take it, thanks. It was really fucking scary: the kidnapping. Briefly, I picked up this hitchhiking guy. I was with a friend. My friend was creeped out by the guy and fled the car at a stop light. As soon as he had, the guy pulled a gun on me. He made me drive him around for about 10 hours while he scored drugs and picked up friends of his and stuff. Finally, he got out of the car to use a toilet, and one his friends, who was very stoned and kind of oblivious like they all were, asked me how long I’d been friends with the guy. I told him I wasn’t his friend, he was kidnapping me. He was surprised and said they would let me go if I gave them rides home, so I did, and the last guy I dropped off told me the guy who’d kidnapped me would kill me if he ever saw me again. Luckily he didn’t. But, yeah, I thought I was a goner there for a while. I have just whispered in love’s ear to do your bookcases next, and he seemed agreeable. You can compare fucking love with Cirque Du Soleil, G. ** Misanthrope, No, I have never thought about smoking a pipe and wearing an ascot, and I never will, but thank you for the tip. Maybe better to tattoo The Weeknd’s face on the head of your cock? ** _Black_Acrylic, Horse racing, huh, okay, that’s interesting. I might just dip into that book. Don’t let briefly losing the thread thwart you. I lose my threads all the time, but they usually magically appear. I hope in your case, as soon as today. ** Allegra, Hi! I never watch TV at all except sometimes when I’m visiting LA, so I don’t know any of the shows, realty or otherwise, except by reputation. However, if someone suggested something, as you have ‘Vanderpump Rules’, I do try to find some way to see it, which is often rather difficult, being over here in France and everything. And that show does sound rather extremely interesting for a number of reasons. So I’ll find it. Huh, thank you. I hope you got some sleep. What’s keeping you awake? Narcotic hugs. ** David, Hi. Oh, thank you so much, David. You seem pretty likeable too. Obviously come back and visit or hang out anytime please. xo. ** Bzzt, Hi. Oh, yeah, no big, I’ll just buy it and support his cause. Incremental is a manifestation of truth perhaps. Or something. I hear the tides are moving fondly in your direction. ** Darby🦛🦏, I was thinking and hoping you’d flatten in the midsection. Three missed answers is enough to disqualify you? I’m absolutely sure you’ll get it aced next time. And so are you. Oh, no, I read ‘Black Sunlight’ a while ago, and I just dipped back in and read some of it, but not the totality ‘cos I want to read new stuff. I did a spotlight post on that book years ago, which is here, if you’re curious. There’s one kind of wiggly vein in one of my palms I like to look at. Sometimes it’s deep and barely visible, and sometimes it’s sleeping just under the skin like a sea serpent. I’ll see if I can see my the great saphenous. I think I can see my calf in detail if I find the right pose. You should do that post. Um, there aren’t really any prerequisites for a post. I mean, you see them, they’re pretty various. Not too, too short, I guess? You’ll actually make me a Soy Chorizo taco, like, with your own hands? Counting the days then. Thank you. I’m conceptually busting already. I must admit I did see the sodomising intent in the rhino first thing. I don’t know why that says about me. ** Steve, Oh, great, about the interview. 25 minutes is really short. That’s tough. Nice you managed to max them mostly out. ** Uday, Hi. Oh, okay, but it’s not Metcalf’s fault, at least? And he’s certainly less egregious than his fellow Melville-name-dropping Melville descendent Moby. I have yet to allow myself to fall into the Vexillography hole. I think I will today. I’m trying not to distract myself from some writing I’m in the middle of. I do look forward to that descent. Favorite flag … The Sicilian flag is pretty good. And Swaziland’s is kind of stylin’. ** Corey Heiferman, Howdy. One of Metcalf’s novels was translated into French, but I have no idea if it works well in French or not. Heads up if you launch the newsletter/blog, needless to say. My memory of Dennis Hopper in person was that he seemed really tense and his body language was very tight and coiled but that he was quite pleasant in his conversing. You should watch ‘Out of the Blue’ if you haven’t maybe. ** Okay. Those of you who wait impatiently for the 15th of each month when the new parade of escorts happens, this is your day. See you tomorrow.