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NoahWhiteAss, 19
Lausanne
I am fucking good looking.
Guestbook of NoahWhiteAss
NoahWhiteAss (Owner) – Jan 13, 2025
My biggest fantasy, which I wouldn’t even charge you for, is to inhale poppers until I can’t think at all anymore and then be forced to listen to a hypnosis to become a cigarette smoker. But you could switch the hypnosis to being forced to smoke marijuana, that sounds also very hot!
PersonalButtTrainer – Jan 12, 2025
I am a Personal Trainer with a 360-degree education on the musculoskeletal structure of the body. I am an admirer of the young body in general, but I specialize in the lower part and especially in the glutes. I organize training sessions at my home, live 1 to 1, personalized and formulated only for the young body in question. For Noah I created a training protocol exclusively for his glutes, entitled “I’LL TURN YOUR COLON INTO A LITERAL FLESHLIGHT!”
mancouple06 – Jan 9, 2025
Don’t worry about what a bitter person writes! You’re a gorgeous, sexy context and quality pays off.
Matterhorn – Jan 9, 2025
I’ve been hiring escorts three nights a week for six years, and he’s the first one where even after fucking his brains out I felt I had only cracked the surface and rehired him two nights later. I shoved a big dildo up his ass then took the dildo out and licked it clean then stuffed my huge cock into his ass, filled him up with my seed then fisted it into his DNA. Turns out I was wrong. He’s as single use as the rest of them.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages English, German
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 200CHF
Overnight Rate On request
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Pharmacy, 18
Wrocław
I am weak, not very smart, feel worthless and I have no confidence.
Guestbook of Pharmacy
EyeWideShut – Jan 11, 2025
My impression was that “sex trafficked victim” is his schtick.
unsurewhatiwant – Jan 10, 2025
Not doing this of his own volition.
joefuller86 – Jan 7, 2025
On the one hand he’s so tense it’s like he has premature rigor mortis. On the other hand it was the first time my cock has been hard in two years.
GOTMILKXL – Jan 3, 2025
His buttcrack is too long and shallow.
RogueOperative – Jan 1, 2025
He’s very nervous but if you start by jacking off his little throbbing dick it turns his thoughts to mush.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker No
Languages Polish
Position Bottom only
Dick A – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 1€
Overnight Rate On request
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EAT_IT_BRUSSELS, 21
Brussels
I’m a fan of my big cock and I like guys that suck it.
Guestbook of EAT_IT_BRUSSELS
EAT_IT_BRUSSELS (Owner) – Jan 13, 2025
As of January 12 I am covered wth tattoos and have a green mohawk.
ExcitedByU – Jan 4, 2025
The more I’ve tasted this twink’s sperm, the more envious I’ve become that his sperm has such a vivid and memorable taste, unlike my own…. mine has a very muted taste.
FGGT – Dec 27, 2024
There’s nothing quite like the feeling of his cock inside you, especially when he filled me with his essence—it was the fulfillment and meaning I crave in my life.
whoismrxx – Dec 23, 2024
i don’t know what to put here but i will mention that if you are into well hung dudes above 6 foot and have a lot of disposable income then you will yearn for him forever
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Languages French, English
Position Top only
Dick XXL – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP Ask
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 150€
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Dillon, 18
Lisbon
18 years old, want money
mouth or butt
Guestbook of Dillon
Dillon (Owner) – Jan 10, 2025
now live somewhere in the swiss mountains
Dillon (Owner) – Jan 5, 2025
accepted proposal
Dillon (Owner) – Jan 2, 2025
correction marriage proposal
Dillon (Owner) – Jan 2, 2025
considering sugarboy proposal
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Languages Spanish English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Weed, alcohol
Safe Sex Usually
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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tobywithoutb, 21
Berlin
My bf prepared my slams for today a weekend full of t, g and k. Starting with another k hole day 😈 Renting me starting at noon. Offering to anyone, inside, outside, group, just put it in the butt. Moneyed up msg us.
Guestbook of tobywithoutb
03.12.24 – Jan 4, 2025
What the fuck dude. Slammed him with a point 9 in each arm then stuck my fucking hand inside of him. What a legend.
RoughRufus – Jan 4, 2025
If you want to get shit done, you need his smoking hot leaking pummelled blown out hole.
tobywithoutb (Owner) – Jan 4, 2025
Spun af rn 6 slams deep with 9 loads inside.😈 Going to pass out on purpose now. Need ☣️ dick bad.
meatgrinder69 – Jan 4, 2025
I have fucked a lot of asses, but nothing like this. Damn! If I could I would fuck him every day. But be aware, other asses wont satisfy you anymore.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Danish, German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€
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fireairearthwater, 19
Plovdiv
Psychologically broken and in need of love and sex. Lots of sex.
I just want to find one person for everything, love, sex, place to live, income, not just one time, I want consistency.
I can do the house boy bit. Easy. Been doing it since I was single digits. I was from a broken home.
I can do relationships. I’ve done 2, and that’s all. Both neglected me emotionally.
If you want to know what kind of guys I’m most attracted to they’re called “mutra” or “thug” in English.
Guestbook of fireairearthwater
fireairearthwater (Owner) – Jan 11, 2025
I’m so sexy but I can’t find a boyfriend so sad 😭.
Gardenofpositivity – Jan 8, 2025
Phew! His smooth, polished demeanor ensures every encounter is exquisite, whether you’re refilling his champagne glass or snuffling like a pig in his girly trench and my friends there is more than enough to do there!
fireairearthwater (Owner) – Jan 3, 2025
This might be a stupid question but are there any rich guys on this site who are sexy?!
curtains – Dec 31, 2024
First I buttered him up with the requested mushy talk and 🪄✨ he was completely my boy with kisses like a surfacing deep sea diver and then a blow job like a vacuum cleaner with tears rolling down his face, it was so hot. He has a tiny ass like two adjacent marshmallows and it smells like it’s fresh out of the washing machine and gave me everything an ass could give in fifteen minutes without a single hair 💦💦💦. I didn’t love love this boy exactly, but I loved that he was very cheap🤑.
priestlooking – Dec 29, 2024
You are a unique, magnificent young being of light full of potential, with an extraordinary quality that inspires lust in everyone around you. Your being radiates a special energy that is visible in both your preternatural shagability and your life story. You are like a precious jewel whose true beauty is only recognised by those who penetrate you deeply enough to see your uniqueness.
Your life is like a fascinating book with endless chapters, telling the highs and lows of an extraordinary individual. But you are at a turning point: unless you dare to cease your dream of perfect love, you will remain in the same chapter over and over again, caught in a loop of the familiar. But you are destined to continue writing this book – with realistic decisions, ongoing promiscuity and a life that does justice to your physical greatness. If you can lower your ambitions and accept who you are, every step forward will open a new chapter, and every encounter will fill the pages of your story with deep, meaningful words.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages Bulgarian, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Ask
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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wanderingProstitute, 19
Herford
hi, I’m the wandering prostitute! I travel from country to country, town to town, setting up a tent, scoring cash, putting out, packing up my tent, moving on.
I’m in Herford, Germany for a few days. You can meet me at my campsite, in your car, in parking garages, outdoors, anywhere you want!
I come to the meeting point flushed. My service includes blowing until the end, swallowing and getting fucked and cumming inside my ass.
I am very left, and care deeply about our Mother Earth.
Guestbook of wanderingProstitute
wanderingProstitute (Owner) – Jan 6, 2025
I have a very high sex drive and I would need to find a FWB with the same energy as I have regarding sexual drive and mine is an insatiable craving.
xxFuckGodxx – Jan 6, 2025
Just wondering what it would take for you to find the right guy and settle down with him.
wanderingProstitute (Owner) – Jan 3, 2025
England, Ireland, Scotland, France, Netherlands, Germany, Malta, Tenerife, Spain, Turkey, Azerbaijan, India, Mexico, USA, Canada.
SpectreAgent – Jan 3, 2025
How many countries have you been fucked in?
wanderingProstitute (Owner) – Jan 2, 2025
I’m as hygienic as a guy who lives in a tent with two changes of clothes can be and if that offends you, womp womp.
activefree – Jan 2, 2025
A little confused and dirty, but young and slim! If you want to quickly and easily squirt a load into a young prostitute, he is the right place!
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Languages German, French, English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 75€
Overnight Rate 500€
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Tony-the-Unicorn, 18
Sofia
I am a car salesman. I married to cover my true desires because here being gay is difficult to accept. I am in a very very complicated situation financially so I have no other choice but to offer myself here.
I enjoy having men tell me what he’d do if I shrank down to the helpless size of an action figure – small enough to grab me up and put me in their pockets. I especially love having men tell me this while they lick my ass.
Guestbook of Tony-the-Unicorn
Tony-the-Unicorn (Owner) – Jan 10, 2025
I am a boring person. I’m feel so lonely. I want sex.
Amigo2000 – Jan 7, 2025
He’s from Cuba, He lives in Cuba, He’s actually located at Cuba right now, in this moment on. He’s not in the location set on his profile, he’s not in the country which his profile is shown up on this site, he’s actually in Cuba. He uses a VPN application that moves out his real location and changes it from Cuba to others countries on the world. His real location is Cuba. Is it worth traveling to Cuba to lick his ass? No, it is not.
victorjoseph – Jan 7, 2025
Am looking for someone available to be shrunk to the size of an action figure and rimmed in the mornings from 9am – 2pm and in the evenings from 5pm – 10pm. Payment will be made daily and overtime is required. Please send me a message if you are interested.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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JeuneSalope, 18
Nijmegen
looking for old sluts who want to give me a blow job or eat my ass or other things
i don’t give blow jobs or anything, not into cocks
don’t ask to eat my shit, it’s flattering but that’s gross
dont be stingy
Guestbook of JeuneSalope
CreativeUsername – Jan 12, 2025
Im his therapist and he evil and selfish and a liar avoid at all costs he will let u down.
augustsonos – Jan 8, 2025
I just come back from him, I think this explains it best. He’s such an ideal combination of narcissistic and cute that by the time I left I thought of his lower body as a desert island that I’d been stranded on for years.
felkelekesmegorulok – Jan 6, 2025
Let me give you all my babys I want to always release my babys in you I have this dream you’re here that’s why I am here to bring us together.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Languages Dutch, Spanish, English
Position Ask
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
PNP Weed
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 1750€
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charliesangel, 18
Rome
Hello there. sorry I’m not into sex things for now. I’m seeking for real relationship❤️.
I’m a person who loves and feel about the life all the time cuz I’m feel somehow very greatful.
I’m a really crazy person.
I love pizza the most.
Yeah that’s all from me haha bye.
(I’m going to delete this account, as soon I’ll get my daddy ❤️)
I’m really excited.
Guestbook of charliesangel
johnnie – Jan 3, 2025
hi i’m johnnie, how are you doing, do you like white men with afro hair, I have afro hair and i love boys to watch me pull my hair with both hands while they jerk off, it makes me cum.
charliesangel (Owner) – Jan 1, 2025
Again I am NOT into arrogant, selfish gay assholes that think they are “better” than the people they give money to. You people are fucking predators. That shit is literal insanity and you people need therapy and belong in fucking prison, not preying upon vulnerable me.
Dimitry – Jan 1, 2025
We went on a hike, smoked some weed, had a few drinks, hung out naked, and then he sucked my cock. He is very very good at sucking cock. He loves sucking cock. He needs to suck more cock.
charliesangel (Owner) – Dec 26, 2024
I’m not into “gay culture”. No gay bars, no drag queens, no weird shit and I am NOT attracted to men who partake in it, have multiple sex partners, or anything remotely like that.
noneofyou – Dec 26, 2024
At first he was unfriendly, arrogant, snappy and unwilling: a no-go. As a sex worker, however, provided that you frame the sex as a relationship audition, he does his best, but his body couldn’t keep up with my insatiable curiosity about it. I wish him the best of luck.
charliesangel (Owner) – Dec 20, 2024
I hate you! I know some criminal people. I’m going to ask them to kill you!
ICKwithD – Dec 20, 2024
Is it worth it to go on two platonic dates with him before you get his ass then block him and deal with the guilt? Yes.
charliesangel (Owner) – Dec 17, 2024
If you are going to write please avoid saying what my photos make you want to buy 😂😂😂 That sounds to me like my body is a store and in my opinion it is not.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mediterranean
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages Italian, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Yes
PNP Ask
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 70€
Overnight Rate 300€
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Dirtydrunk, 20
Montreal
Horny drunk lad walking home looking to suck a sexy cock before going home to her.
Don’t mind gagging and puking if you are fine with it.
Guestbook of Dirtydrunk
fckyourtighthole – Jan 5, 2025
May you stay affordable forever.
MistaBJackson – Jan 4, 2025
Trynna round me up some submissive hoe to fuck on cos my BF won’t give up his boy pussy. Also a freaky top to help me rape my bitch BF out cos he not feeling it. You feeling it?
letMeTopYou – Jan 4, 2025
I didn’t think it was possible to look like him and put out and only charge 50 an hour and still be lousy in bed but this boy managed it.
Body Type Average
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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FreshBrownMeat, 18
Caracas
I’m an 18-year-old from Caracas on an unapologetic journey to become the ultimate himbo. My goal is simple: to sexualize and objectify every part of my existence. I want to be the kind of boy that men can’t take their eyes off.
I’m working to transform myself in every way possible—physically, sexually, and mentally—into the perfect sexual object:
– Working out hard and eating low-cal, high-protein food to carve out the ultimate lean, muscled, toned body.
– Stretching and building flexibility so I can pose however men want or be bent into the perfect position for sex.
– Wearing clothes at home and in public that tease and reveal, gradually making my entire presence radiate sexual magnetism—even in everyday settings.
But it doesn’t stop there. I want to become the ultimate sexual partner, a “Swiss Army knife” built for pleasure.
I’m looking for men who share my excitement for this kind of transformation—men who find it thrilling to see a boy like me become the most sexualized, objectified version of himself, whether you want a poke, want to cheer me on, or want to transfer me abroad for permanent employment—that’s even hotter.
Guestbook of FreshBrownMeat
WhatIf93 – Jan 5, 2025
I hate how hot you are and if this was the appropriate time period I would have you burned at the stake!
Meeresperlen – Jan 5, 2025
MY FATHER AND ME WANT A 3SOME WITH YOU!!! HE´LLPAY EVERYTHING FOR OVERNIGHT!!!!!! HE KNOWS EVERYTING.TALK TO HIM!!! HE´LL PAY FOR EVERYTGING !!!!
someone2cuddle – Jan 5, 2025
I once paid him $150 to suck his big toe and lick his leg.
nnn111 – Jan 5, 2025
You’re in desperate need of a sugardaddy!! One who will change your life FOREVER!! You’re ready to serve and be obedient!! You want to make me happy and satisfied!! I want to be take advantage of you severely!! THE ONLY THING YOU’RE GOOD FOR IS TO SERVE ME! UNDER THAT PERFECT BOD YOU’RE A COMPLETE LOSER WHO NEEDS TO BE EXPLOITED!!! PLEASE LET ME TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE KID!
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Languages Spanish, Portuguese, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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StealClothes, 19
Cincinatti
Steal my clothes and make me leave/drive home naked. Only asking cost of replacement. Like the adrenaline.
Can drive but not very far, cars registration is expired.
Guestbook of StealClothes
StealClothes (Owner) – Jan 12, 2025
I’m still figuring out what I’m like when I’m naked.
DetectiveStephan – Jan 12, 2025
This kid would not shut up! He talked incessantly. I ended up stealing his clothes after about 15 minutes to get some peace and quiet (or that was one of the reasons).
StealClothes (Owner) – Jan 8, 2025
You’re lying about me sucking your cock, but thank you.
ofothersuns – Jan 8, 2025
StealClothes is the drummer of a very good punk band called Pirouette. I can’t believe I saw him naked. And that he sucked my cock! It was very exciting. And I got to keep his clothes. I have his underwear framed and hanging on my bedroom wall. I also have the framed underwear of a guy I used to date who became the singer of another band. I won’t say their name but they had a big hit. My bedroom is becoming like Hard Rock Cafe!
StealClothes (Owner) – Jan 8, 2025
But please be over 50 because otherwise I’d be worried that I’m closeted.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Smoker Socially
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
PNP No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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GodsFavorite, 20
Warsaw
If you choose me, a new dimension of your fantasy life will open up. I know that you have never seen such a pretty gay boy as me in your life.
BUT IF IT AIN’T BOUT FUNDS I DON’T WANT NONE OF YOU!!
Guestbook of GodsFavorite
GodsFavorite (Owner) – Jan 7, 2025
My dream is to live in Paris.
infiniteLoop – Jan 6, 2025
A few suggestions are fucking him bent over a counter, doggy, prisoner, holding his arms behind his back, prone bone, ankles/legs on your shoulders/by his head, missionary, against a wall, ass up face down, etc. Either before or after the fuck make him give you a BJ, face fuck and facial.
mitch99 – Jan 2, 2025
Slapping a piece of duct tape over those tiny, juicy, braying lips is something I will never forget.
avant_ – Dec 30, 2024
If you don’t want to fuck a boy who acts like he’s auditioning to play Tinkerbell in a drag queen production of Peter Pan don’t offer him a cocktail.
GodsFavorite (Owner) – Dec 27, 2024
I’m not a fucking trans boy, can’t believe I have to specify that😭 chasers and ‘straight’ men, i am chasing all of you into oncoming traffic.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages Spanish, Polish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick Prefer not to say
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
_________________
godisgay, 20
Melbourne
I only rent myself to those ready to confront the raw truth of who they are — not just the fantasies they hide behind. If you’re carrying unresolved trauma or hiring escorts as a distraction from your own damage, don’t waste my time. Prior to requesting my services, please ensure that you fully comprehend its significance and the profound implications it entails, as it represents the most extreme form of personal and physical interaction, far beyond a mere tit-for-tat.
Guestbook of godisgay
Needhugs – Jan 12, 2025
🌚🔥
godisgay (Owner) – Jan 12, 2025
Can any of my more fashionable escort friends recommend a moderately priced hair gel?
cyclistsucker – Jan 6, 2025
Do you ride a bicycle? Nothing tastes better than a bicyclist’s ass. I have a serious kink for a twink riding a bicycle, any shape or size under 21 years old. I like sweaty boys riding their bikes with sweaty butts. I’ll pay anything to taste them. Discretion assured. Message me.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Caucasian
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 500$
Overnight Rate 10000$
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SweetNastyGush, 19
Paris
I am Pierre, 18 years old, a bottom twink boy, who is looking for anything and everything.
We can have one hour sex, many hours, regularly, whenever you want to or even forever.
With forever I mean that I can become your own boy, in exchange for money. I can go and live with you, I can be your boyfriend, trophy, slave, have sex from morning til dawn for years, … just like a real couple.
What I do: spit, kissing, slapping my ass, spanking me, whipping my ass from light to extreme, not kidding, you can whip me until my ass is torn and bleeds, I can sit on your face, fart on you, my ass is my calling card, or my face is my calling card but my ass is the address on my calling card. Besides this, we can also have normal sex … I don’t judge.
So to sum it up, I am open for one hour sex, multi-hours, regular, or being someone’s boy forever.
Guestbook of SweetNastyGush
SweetNastyGush (Owner) – Jan 10, 2025
First, turns out I’m ticklish. Second, turns out that I go crazy and shoot cum like a flamethrower when tickled. And third, um … I crave it? Who knew that you could actually get turned on from this hell? 😂 I’d be interested to find out how much I can take before my brain just turns into jello 😅😂
SweetNastyGush (Owner) – Jan 7, 2025
If you’re in some far flung place I sell my underwear on eBay.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Latin
Body Hair Little
Smoker Yes
Languages English, Spanish
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M No answer
Kissing Yes
PNP Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Ah, lucky you. I’m going to look up Clive Sinclair. He’s a new name to me. Thanks! ** Dominik, Hi!!! I guess those old games must be gettable in some form somewhere online? I haven’t checked myself. Thanks about the producer. We still have a lot of problems to solve, but at least the film has proactive parents now. Better than a warm trombone? Impossible! Prior to requesting love’s services, please ensure that you fully comprehend its significance and the profound implications it entails, as it represents the most extreme form of personal and physical interaction, far beyond a mere tit-for-tat, G. ** Misanthrope, I started with further along versions of these kinds of games, clunky but not as wordy. Awesome, ‘IYiP’ is so beautiful, no? ** James, Congratulations on being too interesting and original for Oxford! ‘Buddy Simulator 1984’: noted, thanks! Thank god for industrious experimental fiction loving super nerds. It doesn’t sound like you’ll need to cut off your family. You’ll just find friends who form an alternate, share-all family and you’ll have the old one too to count on for presumably undying support. ‘Lear’ is Shakespeare’s high point if you ask me. p.s. The thing on the cover of ‘Guide’ is a sigil. ** jay, Hi. ‘Myst’ was the first game I ever played, and it heavily influenced my taste in games forever. I really love that era of games when it was a new form, and it wasn’t dependent on competing with blockbuster films and TV shows for big bucks, and actual artists made them and released them through small indie venues. Which still happens, as you said, but there was a more extreme kind of experimentation going on in a general way back then. When I think about some of these early PC games, it blows my mind that they were released at all much less were the games that all the smart people were playing. Interesting, okay, about ‘Babygirl’s’ point of interest, but I still think I can just stay away and imagine it maybe. Cool about being in that film and hopefully too about the haircut’s outcome. When will it be shot? Yeah, that’s exciting. Maybe whoever will let you improvise some edgier talk? ** Steeqhen, Hi. Me too. I wasn’t too young, I just wasn’t all hooked into living via a computer early enough. Travel Writing: like non-fiction or fiction involving travel or … ? Does seem promising. For a long, long time I only wrote by hand. It was a rule of mine, and I really liked it, but then I hadn’t been spoiled by doc writing/typing yet. The first novel of mine I wrote on a laptop was ‘The Sluts’ because it needed to be written in computer space, I thought. Then I got spoiled, and now I do scribble things, but only random seemingly great ideas for sentences or phrases and stuff. I remember you talking about your friend, and I’m glad to hear she’s doing a lot better. ** Tyler Ookami, Hi, T. Ah, I’m happy you liked the film, obviously. Yes, Jonathan, the star, studied puppetry in university, as did Gisele Vienne the director as well. Jonathan’s kind of a genius when he wants to be. I’m definitely going to get on Patricia Taxxon’s work any minute now. I’ll check that album you mentioned. Thanks a lot. I’ve been wary of ‘Emilia Perez’. Audard’s films are certainly worthy things, but I’ve never found them inspired and daring enough. I did a Day here about Sato. It’s here if that’s useful. I quite like ‘Splatter: Naked Blood’. ‘The Bedroom’ too. Off the top of my head. They’re both imbedded full-length in that blog post. ** HaRpEr, Hi. I don’t like combat in games either. If it’s used very judiciously, I get how those interruptions and adrenalizing points can be helpful in kind of juicing up the drift. I think Ryan Trecartin is a total genius. I’m a massive, massive fan of his work. A singular and great artist. ‘Ritual in Transfigured Time’ is by far my favorite Deren. The search for daring supporters of daring work is tough. I faced it for a long time, and I still do. We’re getting that now with our film. Everyone thinks it’s so good and unique and special, but few are willing to put their necks out, or whatever they say, and actually commit to it. It’s frustrating, but supporters exist. They’re just few and far between. And once you find them and get their help in getting past the line of resistance, it gets much easier. Derivative hacks rule the world. Best not to waste any energy on them, I think. ** Justin D, Oh, wow, cool, about the Commodore 64. I’ve seen them in museums. The interactive fiction games a la the post yesterday were a little before my time as a gamer. I had friends who played them, but, as I told jay, I only found games in the ‘Myst’/CD-rom era. You’re most welcome, pal. ** Cletus, Those games’ vestiges are still out there somewhere. Oh, good, about the family’s reception. That sounds about as good as one could expect. Excellent! Okay, noted. I’m not sure about a blurb because I just agreed to blurb three books, and I might take a break for a while. But I’ll consider it, for sure. ** Bill, Ah, I can totally imagine you typing and clicking away on those games as a younger fella. Nice. The reading: Bob Gluck was great. The other two read in French, so I was kind of lost, but Zac said one of them was very good. The reading is called Double Change. It happens at a space on the Bastille called Atelier Michael Woolworth. It’s a very good series. I’ve always wanted to read in it, but the people who run it don’t like my work, alas. Well, dude, come back to the Recollets. Slot it into one of your international jaunts. ** Uday, It’s early on: the film script. I’m waiting for Zac’s feedback, and it could change depending. Right now it’s about two boys who want to be puppeteers. I do like lentils. I had some last night, in fact, mixed with rice and a few other things. You? ** Montse, Hi, M! Yeah, I need to look to see when the submission period for Sitges is. I’ll do that. That would be so fun if you guys are out there! I’m happy to have facilitated your introduction to Cindy Lee. So nice, right? Happiest day to you, my friend. ** Okay. It’s the middle of month, and you know what that always means. See you tomorrow.
hi dennis!! hoping that the blog has decided i’m not a robot anymore. how was christmas/new year/miscellaneous festive season™???? good, i’m hoping. have started a volunteering thing at this local bookshop/gallery thing, and I’m going for my first shift this friday? i was really hesitant at first, but they actually seem like nice people & they have a good selection of books (while i was checking the place out i spotted something by gretchen felker-martin, which definitely coloured my perception). i have NO idea if i mentioned the play i saw (sweetmeat by ivo de jager), but if i haven’t, i’ll make sure to write an inappropriately long synopsis in my next little comment.
on the topic of interactive fiction (especially colossal cave adventure), have you ever heard of st bride’s school, or aristasia (lesbian pseudo-bdsm subculture/cult with ties to british fascists that created the first game to be rated 18 in the UK) in general? my friends and i have been obsessed with them for months now, because there are so many bizarre little pieces of information— one member moonlighted as a japanese teaching youtuber i’ve personally watched, one ended up marrying the director of the towering inferno (amongst other things). maybe i’ll write a massive aristasia infodump instead.
hoping this works!
goodbye, goodluck & godspeed,
seb 🙂
OKAY. if anyone else is having the “blog thinks you’re a robot” issue, i think i figured out how to beat it. i changed the name i wrote down in my comment, switched to mobile data & used a proxy app called UPX. from the looks of things it’s worked.
Some of those comments were a fascinating read after just waking up; “if this was the appropriate time period I would have burned you at the stake” “my ass is my calling card, or my face is my calling card but my ass is the address on my calling card”. fireairearthwater’s comment section was a greatest hits; priest writing some poetic lament about wanting to fix his life and trying to let him know his self worth, and then the next guy writing a detailed account about what he did to FAEW, and then that comment from FAEW saying “i’m so sexy but i can’t find a boyfriend so sad 😭”…
The first class of Travel Writing was all about the name itself and what *is* travel writing, so everything you named and more. Mainly it’s the idea of someone writing about their travels to a foreign place for their domestic audience, though all of those points can be contested. I’m excited to get into the course, hopefully it’ll inspire me to travel and write.
My hand gets so exhausted and tense after writing, I don’t know if it’s from not writing enough with a pen anymore because I do remember having pain in my hand when I was in school — I think I grip the pen hard instead of holding it, and it’s too late now to learn how to properly hold it. I think I’m gonna pick up some notebooks throughout the next few days and try out my idea of having dedicated notebooks for stuff. I have a few articles I need to write for magazines, one is about fetishwear, which I will link to another article that is an interview with this gay techno club that’s been popular and successful in Cork: an interview with the creators and an interview with the regulars, who my friend and I will photograph to showcase their outfits of harnesses and nipple covers and light up buttplugs. Then I intend to write something about my trip in Paris (I think I mentioned it to you when I had the disposable camera), which I think will be about following the usual Irish life of emigrating out of Ireland, but from the perspective of someone who hasn’t yet done it.
Still dreaming to see the film Jerk or to find the best book about the Corll case. Might be the first one that was released some years after he was gone and the case was thrown under the carpet
Hi from Crete Chania
I have a very beautiful picture of the sigil of Guide in another background and want to put it on my wall. Amazing!
Very suspicious of Emilia Perez maybe I will watch because of birthday sis Selena Gomez I like a fair share of her songs haha Very afraid that it’s going to be middle of the road and zz
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Hey Dennis,
Interesting about the Courtney Love interview. Would it be accurate to say that you take a sort of ethical stance to believe people unless obvious deception emerges? I remember a bit from “Howard’s End” where one of the sisters said that occasionally being deceived is worth the reward of living a life not blighted by suspicion. It’s an interesting argument. I’m not sure if I’m fully convinced by it, but it’s very possible that there’s a bit too much cynicism floating around in me. Kind of like untransformed detritus from living. Hmm…
I think you’re right about Visconti. “Ludwig” is the only one of those late ones I haven’t seen, so I’m going to hunt it down.
I saw “Nosferatu” last night and it was not good. The sound and the music particularly annoyed me… such clichéd horror storytelling.
Anyway hope you’re well.
Bisous,
J
Dennis, It is indeed. I’m really enjoying. There aren’t many extra words, though I’d not call the prose spare at all. A friend in the Neo-Decadence group is a big Welch fan and loves all his stuff. He introduced me to his paintings too, which are really good. I’ll definitely be getting his other books.
Man, it’s 19 degrees here and I’m not loving it. Next Tuesday, it’s dropping to 9 overnight. Um, no. Haha.
Haha, wow, “godisgay” is an amazing find, what a fascinating manifesto. “I enjoy having men tell me what he’d do if I shrank down to the helpless size of an action figure” – another subculture I’ve come across recently, and yet another one I’ve mainly seen in my lesbian friends, but not in the gay guys I know. Weird how that seems to be the lifecycle of these super out there/unreal fetishes, at least in my circles.
Wow, “Myst” as your first game ever must be awful, in terms of where your standards must be. I really agree with you about games, I wasn’t really alive/conscious for anything game-shaped until the mid 2010s basically, so I’ve sort of worked backwards from games that cite Myst as an influence, and developed a taste from there. I am very happy how easy it is to make games nowadays, actually – there are so many strange artists without much technical training who make the most idiosyncratic projects – like, Yume Nikke, or Kittyhorrorshow or something. I’d say my equivalent of your “early PC game” favourite period may be the PS2 survival horror boom, I think those games have influenced my writing more than anything else.
Yeah, the film looks super cool – it not being edgy is actually a boon, I think, although I’m a slightly squeamish person so, I would say that. The director’s nice, but he has some sort of strange sexual fixations (on Columbine and Zero Day) that I kind of expected the script to be a vehicle for, but it’s totally free of that. I mean the writer/director’s a student so, this term/next 2 months or so for production, I think! Hope you’re doing good, love from here.
There was me thinking that wanderingProstitute was from Hereford in the UK but no it’s Herford, a small town in Germany. Don’t suppose that Herefordshire has ever had much of a market for the escort business but who knows? Anyway, the guy has the most interesting profile of the bunch here imo so good luck to him.
Silly me, not realising the date, and opening this post in the middle of geography. Fastest tab switch in recent history.
Absolutely wolfed down lunch, finished Steppenwolf, tea made – time to get to browsing the boys!
Noah is the kind of blond twink I’m rather sick to death of seeing. Of course it’s not his fault but any explicit gay material is so saturated with guys that look like him. He continues the streak of these boys being enviably comfortable in their own skin. PersonalButtTrainer made me chuckle as I read this on the way home. It’s nice when people are nice, such as mancouple06. Matterhorn’s been ‘hiring escorts three nights a week for six years?’ – blimey. That’s got to be pricey.
Pharmacy breaks the mould, being so totally not full of himself. Poor joefuller86, going so long without a hard-on.
EAT_IT_BRUSSELS as a username made me think of being told to eat Brussel sprouts against my will.
Dillon is unbelievably good-looking. And he lives in the Swiss mountains! A most worldly escort.
Oh, tobywithoutb, and that stupid fucking ahegao face. I’m embarrassed to find him cute. ‘What a legend’ has got to be the ideal review.
fireairearthwater is ‘Psychologically broken and in need of love and sex. Lots of sex.’ – join the club x/. ‘lisses like a surfacing deep sea diver’ – I don’t even know what that implies. I’m obsessed with the phrase ‘snuffling like a pig in his girly trench.’ And I think we all see priestlooking’s unexpected profundity. What a thing to say.
wanderingProstitute startled me a bit because he has a passing resemblance to like 2 guys I know. He’s got really cute hair. And he’s an environmentalist! My man. Mr. Worldwide, too, going to so many places.
Tony-the-Unicorn’s shirt in the first pic is ridiculously tight-fitting, I’m afraid it makes him look silly. But the other pics make up for that. Married at 18? Gosh. Amigo2007 is NOT messing around. Tony’s in CUBA, damn it, and his ass isn’t even worth licking. Tsk, what a hack.
JeuneSalope is so skinny. (aw bugger I just spilled some tea) I love that even his therapist had to call him out on his being evil.
charliesangel’s search for a ‘real relationship’ is something I doubt, for, some reason. The proportions in that first pic are freaky. I’m looking at my screen with my head turned a bit, frowning, trying to see how a body that shape/size even works. How frightfully lanky. Thanks, johnnie, for breaking the ice with your afro kink. charlie does seem a bit up himself. ‘no weird shit’ but he’s fine with asking people to kill for him? Uh-huh, right.
I do believe Best Butt Award this post goes to Dirtydrunk! A real champ, willing to puke. MistaBJackson sounds like a cool guy. I don’t know what ‘it’ is, but I’m sure someone *is* feeling it, whatever ‘it’ is.
FreshBrownMeat – what a username – rather succeeds in being someone who you can’t stop looking at. I really ought to stop looking at his pictures. What a man.
StealClothes – picturing a ‘date’ with him, it’s just got to be such a funny thing. And he’s in a band! Keeping my eyes and ears peeled for Piroutte.
GodsFavorite – isn’t he humble – meh. Overdone.
godisgay – I appreciate his trying to sound interesting, but it falls flat for me. ‘far beyond a mere tit-for-tat’ – man, shut up. cyclistsucker has my undying respect for so unabashedly talking about the hots he has for biker boys.
SweetNastyGush is an appalling username. That talk about his ass and his face confuses me somewhat. ‘shoot cum like a flamethrower’ – good lord. No one let this man become aroused near a thatched cottage or any other similarly flammable thing.
I think tobywithoutb is my favourite. Thank you as ever, D-Dawg, for the best collection of explicit pics of guys I’ve seen today.
Thanks! :] The annoying part is telling my peers about it and having to put up with all the ‘oh I’m so sorry’s and such. My friend on my geography table said he was surprised I applied, because according to him ‘Oxford’s for twats and nerds,’ but I’m ‘a chill nerd.’ The pater thinks it’s ‘their loss.’ You’ve put the best spin on it out of anyone else I’ve had to talk to about it. Go… me?
Buddysim was good, I really like the aesthetics of old computer terminals, the whirring, the simple black and white. I remember going through the game quite quickly, you could probably finish it in one longish sitting.
(g)A(y)men to that, industrious experimental fiction loving super nerds are my treasured kin! I am glad to know some and kind of be one, too.
I’d never need to cut off my family, though sometimes I might want to. The idea of forming new friends once college is done and I’m back at square 1 for uni is daunting, and exciting, and scary.
My favourite Shakespeare is The Tempest, it’s short and there’s nothing I can fault or dislike in it, but every other play by him has a lot more stuff to it I don’t care for – none of that in The Tempest though, the fat is trimmed. Are you especially into the Bard, much?
A sigil, hm. Noted.
P.S., jay, thank you! Any friend who prints out posters is a cool one. I’ll trust your choice to omit certain info and not give things away, merci. There is something human-looking about the centre of that pattern.
Oo, thank you! :] I don’t do much violent writing, so I wasn’t entirely sure what I was doing. I think I was trying to make it all as un-visceral as possible for me writing it, and my knowledge of human anatomy is totally naff and doesn’t exceed GCSE biology. Weirdly enough no one taught me how eyes are gouged out. But the cringe was good! Good! Yay! Thank you!
What can I say, I know those threads well. Saw one of its kind earlier today, a guy crossdressing having shaved smooth kind of affair.
I’m not very good, I don’t think, at writing individual characters, at making fully realised people. Having most be anonymous made things easier for me. I’m sooo bad with names. I hope your writing has been coming along well! I haven’t done any since the Substack story, maybe I’m waiting for another idea to strike.
Anonymity on the internet is what I’m allll about, in terms of concepts I want to explore. It really can make things complicated – like a year ago a guy started trying to impersonate my style of posting, and the threads just turned into these hilarious Wars of the Roses identity-theft style. He was fed up of the interactions I had been having with another poster, who was always trying his best, bless him, to identify which posts were the real me. They got really standoffish and worked up about it, while I’d just refresh the threads while eating lunch or whatever and watch them make fools of themselves. Good times, good times…
I’ve had a good Wednesjames, and I hope your Wednesjay is similarly benevolent!
Did your interest in sigils persist beyond GUIDE? Have you heard the urban legend about the “Memphis rap sigil,” which claims there are 8 Memphis horrorcore songs (such as Children of the Corn’s “Deep in the Woods” and Psycho’s “Welcome to the Graveyard”) containing a real recording of someone being murdered? Supposedly, the sigil gets more powerful the more listeners it gets.
Sato’s BONDAGE ECSTASY turned up on Solidarity Cinema, so I’ll check that out soon. I also downloaded a film by Takahisa Zeze, one of the other “Four Heavenly Kings of Pink” (and the only one to have a far more successful career outside the genre.)
Great contrast between “I am fucking good looking” and “I am weak, not very smart and have no confidence.”
YouTube keeps recommending me a video about Aristasia. WFMU’s show featuring music recorded by cults played a song they produced last year.
Hi!!
Honestly, after what you’ve been through with “Room Temperature,” the simple knowledge that your new film has proactive parents is an absolute win in my opinion. And talking about “Room Temperature” – do you know when it’ll premiere?
I’ll make sure to be VERY careful and thorough in requesting love’s services – it’s far beyond a mere tit-for-tat, after all! Love is so tense it’s like he has premature rigor mortis, Od.
Hii. Happy first escort day of the year! To everyone looking at the blog, I guess. I’m still really sick although I’ve been busy as well. Trying to take tomorrow to just rest. How are you? I’m happy to hear that the film has been adopted. I sort of started a new short story, an epistolary thing about a boy who murdered his father and through writing to him is trying to deal with that. Or realize it. Or he ends up thinking that he didn’t mean to do it at all. I think I’ll only have time to properly work on it starting next week since I have to study for an exam on Friday and I’ll be out and about the days after that (if I’m not sick still). But I feel pretty positive about it and I think I’ll actually stick with it, I’ve never written something in the epistolary form and I’m excited to try it out. That’s partly also because I used to be unreasonably terrified of writing in the first person at all—I guess even through fiction writing ‘I’ made me feel too exposed, I’m fine with it in poetry because even subtly playing with its form created a distance i.e comfort for me, but I should really step out of my comfort zone, because that’s the only way I’ll learn, after all. I’m not sure if that made any sort of sense. Hope you had a pleasant start to the week, xo.
Thanks a ton for even considering doing it! No matter the case, I hope you enjoy the new book or have enjoyed it depending. Also, I’m sick today. Not feeling great at all so I’m stuck at home reading Gravity’s Rainbow. I’m enjoying it so far. Also enjoying a Nick Zed autobiography. It’s fantastic even though it’s kinda edgelord. A lot of good stuff about transgressive film. It’s crazy to me sometimes the consequences of being original and/or the consequences of being a transgressive weird artists in people like him. Just how society reacts and stuff. I experienced a lot of that tragically in my small home town in regards to myself last year and my work. But reading things like the Nick Zedd bio makes certain backlash encouraging I think.
Hi. I’m interested by how many of these guys will talk really outwardly about how intensely fucked up and emotionally disturbed they are, and if that’s because they are being honest or that’s what they are expecting the john is into.
That’s high praise for Trecartin. I need to explore asap. I’ll probably watch his ‘Tril-ogy Comp’ this weekend/before then, or the first part at least. Or ‘I-Be AREA’.
Thanks a lot re: finding the supporters and the rarity of them. Yep, what you said about how people tell you how interesting and new your film is but don’t want to help you out. In a much smaller way and scale, I know how that feels. In my case, it feels like everyone is nice to the weirdo until push comes to shove and they have the option to be kind. But yes, I’m done wallowing. And best of luck to you and Zac for finding a helping hand.
Oh yeah, I was going to mention this the other day when you were talking with someone about an interview you did but I forgot. One of the first things I ever read about you was this interview you did in the nineties I think, which I see now was apparently printed by 3:AM and then put online later, and you were in London and tripping balls and the interviewer tried to take you to where Jack the Ripper did his killings and you started chewing a chicken bone from the gutter. I couldn’t tell if this was some attack piece or it was a joke you were in on and none of it happened. Either way I found it very funny (not in a way that meant I was laughing at you).
I got a copy of John Ashbery’s ‘Three Poems’ in the mail today. I’m so excited. It’s a really hard book to find but I managed to find a reasonably cheap copy online, and it’s the original Viking Press edition and everything. It looks fascinating. I have a thing for prose poetry and hybrids between different forms. I’m interested in prose poetry forms and structures and definitely take a lot from them for non-poetry I’m writing.
Hey, Dennis! ‘Myst’, yeah, I remember playing that. Another game that oozed atmosphere. As someone with a small ass, I will now prefer to think of it as being similar to “two adjacent marshmallows”, haha. I’m obsessed with Dillon’s timeline and very happy for him to be living out his sugar baby fantasy somewhere in the Swiss Alps—may he stay young and cute forever!
Hi Dennis. Today has been kind of dreadful. My boyfriend and I had a hungover lunch with his dad, and then I spent the rest of the day preparing for a job interview, except when the time finally came my laptop camera wouldn’t work and that threw everything off. So that might be fucked. Whatever now I guess.
That new script is exciting. Looking forward to potentially more puppet stuff from you. It was cool to see you return to that in Flunker. If “return” is the way you think about it. Man, it’s odd writing to you about your own work.
Taxidermies. I can’t do em. I don’t like looking at them. I don’t wanna think about that whole process. There’s a taxidermy in Citizen by Claudia Rankine that gave me nightmares. I like Damien Hirst’s animal formaldehyde stuff, though. I mean, that shark…cmon.
Oh and how can I forget “turns out that I go crazy and shoot cum like a flamethrower when tickled.” Incredible stuff.
Hey, Dennis! Happy new year! I’ve been trying to reach you but the website never lets me, I even sent you an email some time ago. Anyways, just really wanted to talk with you. I’m doing my first short right now, it’s just pre-production work tho. Concept art and stuff. I decided not to do ‘Salome’ right now and go for something more experimental first so I can feel more secure with ‘Salome’ as it needs to be perfect. In Brazil we have an expression to perfection that I use a lot that’s “ficar redondinho” “to get round”, I don’t know if there’s anything like this in English. This new short is very Kenneth Anger-esque, it’s just a trip through Heaven, Earth, and finally Hell. It’s more about the image than anything else, really. I have the feeling you’ll like it, it’s called “Deuses de Prata”, “Silver Gods”, what do you think?
I’m reading a very good book by Truman Capote called ‘Answered Prayers’, whats your take on him? I decided this year I’ll read at least 20 books, I’m getting too old to get away with being dumb. 19!! I watched many good films since our last talk, some I think you’d really like, “Who Killed Teddy Bear?”, “Olympia”, “Noroi”, “Red Rooms” and “Tokyo Decadence”. I’m sure you watched at least one of them.
Hope this message get through. Wishing you the best
Hi Dennis, Good to hear about Room Temp’s proactive parents, may the way from here on be free of obstacles.
I just started reading a book from your fave 50 ever, Infinite Jest. Never read anything by Wallace before, except a few short pieces. 100 pages in and I’m wavering as I understand many do at this point but still interested. What do you like about this book in a sentence or two?
I saw Queer last night, found it very not good. I can’t help but look at it from a Burroughs-centric perspective as much as a filmmaking one, but it failed me on both counts. I loved Naked Lunch the Cronenberg film as a kid and still do. As a film of the Burroughs myth rather than the book, which is kind of what Queer is trying to be. (Because of Cronenberg I still picture Jane Bowles as Judy Davis in my mind to this day. She played the wife of an intoxicated writer again in Barton Fink the same year as NK!)One of the reasons I find it successful is the massive artificialness of everything, especially the sets for the Tangier scenes. Like the Brest sets in Fassbinder’s Querelle. But I learnt recently this was an accident, as Cronenberg had wanted to film in Tangier for real but couldn’t because of the Gulf War.. Jx
Yes, Splatter and Muscle are the ones I see talked about the most, but the listing for The Bedroom looks really cool based on the description alone. I want to check out more v-cinema, it’s a really great aesthetic and a bit of a blind spot for me in terms of Japanese films. Do you know about the Hideshi Hino’s Theater of Horror series? They’re v-cinema adaptations of stories by a Japanese horror manga artist who was popular in the 70s and 80s. They run 40-60 minutes so it really does feel more like a TV show than a series of movies. They are so next-level cheap in terms of their production values and effects. I think they are on Youtube.