The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘I’m a straight guy who sometimes feels gay like when I’m a passenger in a car and the driver is going too fast and aggressively’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of September 2019

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MURPHYSLAW15, 19
Novi Sad

wild bitches on bed💋💦 love to eat cum❤ lick our bodies ,fuck us hard for long time we also fuck😉 We want someone to suck our lips necks armpits & our beautiful white asses😘😘 will consider being someones boyfrieds

Guestbook of MURPHYSLAW15

inyourass100percent – Sept 10, 2019
I want to fuck you guys so hard your brains liquify and your skeletons splinter.

Jasonthatcher111 – Sept 4, 2019
“boyfrieds” is not a typo

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Serbian, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 350 €
Overnight On request

 

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idontwannabeyours, 18
Amsterdam

Hit me up if you want to make porn with me 💦💦🤤 I only do real stuff so dont ask nudes before the camera is on no chance 😊 if you wanted to go to the movies after thatd be cool too

Guestbook of idontwannabeyours

idontwannabeyours (Owner) – Aug 28, 2019
This heatwave makes me taste better 🤤

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Speaks Dutch, German, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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iwantnowdiiii, 21
Oakland

Im a top who wants some fat ass
Dont text me if you are NOT FAT
I FUCK CHUBBY GUYS

Guestbook of iwantnowdiiii

Nero62 – Aug 15, 2019
FYI he used to play Soccer and ran track in high school. He was the youngest elected and appointed official in his state’s history at 18/19. He just got accepted into his first legal internship and he is co published in the Harvard Business Law Journal. He’s studying to practice corporate law and he’s pursuing a BA, MBA, JD, LLM, and PhD. He’s looking to attend Crummer Business School, Harvard Law School, and then Brandeis University.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
Oral Bottom
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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HardMeFuck, 23
Lutz City

I am a twenty-three year old guy who has a significant interest in prostituting myself and earning as much money thereby as possible and learning about myself through the desire for me by others.

Over the last year I have had multiple prostitute and Grindr accounts as I have attempted to figure out who I am, where sex fits in my life and what I want to actually be doing as a career. Whilst this obviously will be a red flag for many people, I am genuinely interested in having sex be my only source of income.

One of the main reasons for having multiple accounts and the constant on/off attitude is due to the fact that I have bipolar. In case you aren’t not sure what bipolar is, it is a mental health illness that results in the rapid fluctuations of my mood. I have struggled with bipolar since I was 13 yrs old and been medicated for the last two years. Whilst I cannot say that I have entirely figured out how to manage the illness all the time I have been getting better as time has progressed. This is a condition that I have limited control over and sometimes I will not be able to respond to messages or meet because of my mood.

Another reason that I have had so many accounts is a concern for the impact being associated with prostitution would have upon my future job prospects. This fear largely stems from a lack of knowledge about prostitution and my interactions with people in the workforce who joke about whores.

The final reason I have is a serious body image issue. One of the main side effects of the medication I take is increased acne. Whilst I am fit and people often do complement my looks even in extravagant ways I have always struggled with how I look and the addition of pimples has significantly effected my confidence to satisfy men, especially considering how attractive a lot of other prostitutes are.

Whilst I understand many will see the above as an excuse for my behaviour I have written it as a way to move forward and show that I want to learn, try, change and make prostitution my profession.

I will also make it known that whilst previously I have only been a bottom, and am pretty certain that I am, I am also interested in trying a top role despite the fact that I have never fucked anyone.

Guestbook of HardMeFuck

GreenEyedDad – Aug 27, 2019
In the interest of full disclosure, there is an excellent chance that I will lose my home as I am heading for financial ruin.

GreenEyedDad – Aug 25, 2019
Come on I’m horngry!

GreenEyedDad – Aug 21, 2019
Seasoned Dad Bear with a scarred up Dad bod; Missing gay genes as women hit on me all damn day. Inked, some belly, grey beard, spicy woodsy pits, jeans & T’s kinda guy. 66 years old. Size 14 boot. Not into hittin, spittin, ticklin, tricklin, shittin or spankin. Allergic to cats, politics and roller coasters; not into video gaming, dancing and especially NO kpop. I want to keep you captive and fuck you and fuck you and never allow you out under any circumstances unless it’s medical. Forever! I’m serious. Now get off my lawn.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English, Polish
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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downlowandstr8, 20
Boston

Let out your rage on me.

Or

I let out my rage on you.

Either way it’s a good time.

Guestbook of downlowandstr8

WinginIt – Sept 5, 2019
So… I have this major young Republican/MAGA fetish going on. Am I right in guessing you’re a Far Right Winger who’d want to help me scratch that itch?

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position No answer
Kissing No
Oral No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex No answer
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 175 $

 

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rowrowrowyourboat, 22
Berlin

I’m looking for a big brother to spike my drink and bring me to a forever home, always under his care.

In the meantime I like spit/spank/slap/fuck and I cost 100$ an hour.

Guestbook of rowrowrowyourboat

rowrowrowyourboat (Owner) – Aug 17, 2019
I’m not Japanese.

rowrowrowyourboat – Aug 17, 2019
I hired this Japanese boy to hold a three days’ session with him honoring the bombing of Hiroshima during 6 and 8 August.

Date 1: On 6 August together the Japanese boy and I lit 19 plus 45 candles, prayed one hour for the victims in silence. After I covered the Japanese boy in the hot wax of all the candles, then he was sucked of 3 successive orgasms over 2 1/2 hours by a US trick of mine who had been in chastity for 3 weeks. While the Japanese boy was sucked, he folded 6 plus 9 paper cranes for commemoration. Then I fucked the Japanese boy from behind and we came together.

Date 2: On 7 August I spent 24 hours making love to the Japanese boy and fucking him in a vanilla style.

Date 3: On 8 August the Japanese boy was wrapped up in a US flag. Three US friends of mine then cock-fed his mouth and fucked him for 4 hours. Afterwards one US friend who is in the military and the boy were bonded in 69 position. They licked and sucked each other until dusk after they had been covered by a safran-coloured mango-orange juice, and all the while the Japanese boy was punched and kicked and beaten to the repeated sound of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt”.

rowrowrowyourboat (Owner) – July 29, 2019
I’m not Japanese.

Nickityspliff – July 29, 2019
I’m not usually into Japanese boys – but he was a great way to blow a huge load.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 100 $
Overnight On request

 

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sexyandknowit, 19
Dublin

I was here before but ended up going straight and dating a girl so took a break and I’m still straight but I’ll give it another try.

I’m a straight guy who sometimes feels gay like when I’m a passenger in a car and the driver is going too fast and aggressively.

I also feel it sometimes when I’m hiking in the middle of the forest (I try to get out there at least once a month).

Limit is no ass stuff but if anyone wants to pay for me to travel to them then I will let them fuck me but I don’t want it lol.

I’m also very interested to be the monogamous boyfriend of a gay man but I will be dissatisfied and need lots of straight porn.

Guestbook of sexyandknowit

sexyandknowit (Owner) – Sept 2, 2019
Never mind I have a new girlfriend but I could handle a lucrative quickie or maybe if you want me gay I could get bought off.

somedude100 – Sept 1, 2019
A small group of guys and I are looking to host you at my secluded cabin in the woods for a weekend of hunting you down and then making you do whatever we come up with. By the nights end you would be exhausted dirty covered in sharpie writing and cum while so worn out you’re crawling away only to have your ankle grabbed and asked where the hell do you think you’re going.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos Yes
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight On request

 

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TheyCallMeSmiley, 20
Zadar

hey guys, my name is scott, and i have multiple personalities. i know most doctors say multiple personalities is not a real disorder and is faked by people who say they have it, but if that’s true then i’m a victim of the prank too because i have multiple personalities and let me tell you i do not enjoy it one little bit and that’s just the way it is.

let me introduce my selves:

scott#1: looking for older men to hang out with (no sex).

scott#2: looking for a sexual bottom to fuck and to worship my body from head to toe. face, neck, shoulders, armpits, nipples, ribs, cock, balls, ass, thighs, knees, backs of knees, calves, feet, and I’m sure I’ve missed a few.

scott#3: looking to be a pig bottom.

you can rent one or two or all of me.

Guestbook of TheyCallMeSmiley

TheyCallMeSmiley (Owner) – Aug 13, 2019
scott#1 will delete this account for his safety

TheyCallMeSmiley (Owner) – Aug 11, 2019
CAN I MAKE 1 thing clear guys. SUCKING COCK WITH A CONDOM ON IT IS AWFUL. SO! NO! I ain’t gonna suck your cock with a Johnny on it!!! ALSO I DONT MEET JUST TO GIVE A MASSAGE AND YOU LEAVE MY ULTIMATE AIM IS TO MAKE YOU SPUNK. IF YOU KNOW YOU WONT GET HARD AND OR SPUNK PLEASE DONT HIRE ME. THANK YOU

Anonymous – Aug 4, 2019
You can’t actually isolate one of his personalities completely because his other personalities don’t like that and talk to him.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Speaks Croatian, Russian, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight 700 €

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jeans, 20
Wismar

I’m a passionate skater still living at home, with my brother Ellis. I’m here only for cuckold couple and fuck your gf front of you. My role model is Jimi Hendrix. As long as you can pick me up and drop me off we can do it for free.

Guestbook of jeans

Anguished – Sept 7, 2019
No 😢

jeans (Owner) – Sept 7, 2019
Gf? Horny sister? Hot ladyfriend?

Anguished – Sept 7, 2019
I’m George. Hi, I’m 18. You blow my mind. I have a fetish called eproctophilia, it is a fart fetish. I have never tried it out and I would very much like you to use my face as a fart cushion. I guess it’s not an issue with you, but I prefer gentle, sensual sex to rough and tough, so I guess keep that in mind? But, my main reason writing this is to get some fart fun from you. Maybe even regularly so I can go to you when I need a good sniff…

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetro
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks German, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
Oral No
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 €
Overnight On request

 

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MakeLove_WithLust, 21
London

Hi I’m Oscar or was. I’ve been with some of you before. Thank you for your patronage and payment. Sorry for the crappy sex. Sorry I disappeared.

Since I was last here I’ve confirmed what I suspected. I’m beautiful. I know it. And that my looks shouldn’t be mine. They should belong to a girl. Not me.

Yes I have gone completely crazy. I want to be dressed as a sexy girl. Then to be treated like that. I have no experience in it. I have no women or girls stuff.

I would be dressed according to your wishes. No matter what. I will put it on and be your girl! The girl you want to fuck. And then fulfill all wishes!

Guestbook of MakeLove_WithLust

Paul1206 – Aug 27, 2019
To any fellow Star Wars fetishists out there he makes a very fetching Princess Leia

wachter11 – Aug 11, 2019
What further words can describe what we had together? For our love to grow as it did those hours, I took with every beat of my heart. Words can no longer describe it, but rather in feeling and emotion of what we had for each other. You will always have the key to my heart, and you inside my heart has made me more than I can ever be.

Oldislove64 – Aug 10, 2019
He has the kind of profound sadness in his eyes that you normally only see in Eastern European gay porn.

MakeLove_WithLust (Owner) – Aug 1, 2019
I love you too, Wachter, but this is all so new to me and I need a little time to decide if the girl you made me into is the girl I am. Please give me time to think about it?

wachter11 – July 31, 2019
I’d hired him as a boy and thought he was quite cute, but the sex was a wash, and I wrote the money off. I gambled and hired him again in this new iteration, had a female friend dress him up. Long story short, a two hour date got extended to an overnight and then the weekend. By the end of it I’d asked her/him to marry me.

ExperiencedMan – July 20, 2019
Now he’s a horsey faced drag queen but he’s still crappy sex

Anonymous – July 14, 2019
I’m straight but I was tired of the same advedtised all the time. I liked it very much! It was very interesting to eat a pussy and taste something completely different.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English, Danish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 250 £
Overnight 700 £

 

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Cumpassionate, 18
Hamburg

I am traveling Europe and hope to meet nice people. Mostly I hitchhike and stay in hostels. If you want to show me your body please send me a massage. I have been in Munich, Prague, Berlin and now I go to Hamburg. Carpool?

Guestbook of Cumpassionate

TickleUAlot – Aug 8, 2019
If your into the hydrolics of the body get him sweaty and go pervert.

pek98 – Aug 6, 2019
fucked him last night. what cyrilbleiker said.

cyrilbleiker – Aug 3, 2019
I had him in Munich. He has hostel hygiene and an annoying voice, but he is really good in bed. I mean really, really good. I didn’t think it was even possible for anyone you paid to be that good in bed.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No answer
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight On request

 

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DareMe, 18
Philadelphia

Hey I’m Cole, I am 18 and still a senuor in high school (I repeeted 3dr grade). I love to offer me and my body for great sex. I know I look yound but reat assured knowing I am a dirty minded slut.

Guestbook of DareMe

fuck_material – Sept 7, 2019
○Not too much talking .. short time of checking out his pants, reading them like a menu and choosing, then pull them off him and do it
○No time wasting … attack, give him heavy oral front and back then penetrate hard but not for long time ((I guess))
○No personal questions … be 100 per cent horny and just take what u want as fast u can !!
○Want longer than fast ? … bring shitloads of 420 and vodka but I don’t recommend.

mahir – Aug 30, 2019
you are 18 year’s good looking boy ,., god bless everyone

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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SittingDuck, 20
Bronx

Looking to stretched open tonight
Want my hole turned into rosebud
Want my rosebud turned into prolapse
Pull my rosebud out

Guestbook of SittingDuck

AI_XY1 – Sept 8, 2019
Why does everything always have to be about you!

BULGARIANTOP – Sept 2, 2019
Please, not again!

Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral Top
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 150 $

 

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h8mylife, 18
Leeds

New to this pay4play stuff and scared to death. Really glad I found this site though.

Looking for either love or a really good time or a lot of money, not sure yet! I’m so lonely.

(The way the green tv light highlights my idiotic expression makes worth the shit ton of eyeliner I spend 30 minutes putting on my faggot face.)

Guestbook of h8mylife

h8mylife (Owner) – Sept 8, 2019
Lo’real

NemesiD – Sept 7, 2019
I must say I’m intrigued… By that black eyeshadow on your eyes. Which brand is that?

ItsPascal – Sept 1, 2019
Hi h8mylife, I enjoyed the sex such as it was but you need to calm the fuck down. And don’t say your ass is clean if you have no idea if it is. And just say outright you have erection issues so your clients don’t waste time and money helping out. And you’re a good kisser but need to be more generous with your saliva and tongue.

h8mylife (Owner) – Aug 30, 2019
So it wasn’t a lot money but it happened! I think he lacked ideas based on me but hey, I’m simple. I noticed that when I had a discussion with him, I spoke a lot and he very little. I conclude that I am better for someone who will talk to me a lot too!

battleangel – Aug 19, 2019
You need a make up brush to blend the colour.

h8mylife (Owner) – Aug 19, 2019
I have some problems spreading it around the eyelids homogeneously, over all the upper one. Could you give me any tip on the matter?

battleangel – Aug 19, 2019
It took 30 mins just to do your eye makeup? You need to up your game.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Speaks English
Position No answer
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 450 £

 

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Nefertiti, 19
Brooklyn

Very new to being gay (and may not be in fact) and to the escort scene definitely. Mentally, I like to be challenged, physically, i think i would like to be slutty (if the money was right). It’s an on going battle of wanting to be gay and slutty yet my ego won’t allow me to be gay and slutty so easily. I understand many guys want someone who’s completely willing to slut out 100% at the drop of a dime, which for me that’s the goal BUT you have to break the horse’s back first (maybe literally). It’s 2 am and i just took a cialis and a pain killer, are you up? Please don’t be afraid of Sunset Park and Bay Ridge: we have train service.

Bonus: If you hire me I’ll write your name on my body and take a selfie and post it in my profile!

Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 80 $

 

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Prettypuppy, 24
Los Angeles

i am a dog. my bfrnd wanna rent me to a dogsitter here. as a dog, i can do anything my dogsitter told me todo. nomatter anywhere, anytime, even if affend the law, with the police , i can do my best to act as a dog. makes since right?

Guestbook of Prettypuppy

young_artist – Sept 1, 2019
He’s more like a horse that’s been amputated at the knees.

Avenger1602 – Aug 26, 2019
Hi Prettypuppy.

I’m somebody who has had a dog for most of my life, and I’m looking for someone to practice and experiment into the more boring aspects of human animal roleplay.

Somebody who will play fetch, and be taught to do tricks. Somebody who I can pet while watching movies. Somebody who can be fed on a dog schedule, who knows that when a dog is getting too excited, he needs to be leashed up.

Somebody who might be comfy just doing their own thing around the house, or curled up by my feet.

Somebody who can get into being ignored for the majority of the time, so that you will feel like you are a real dog.

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Notausgangstür, 18
Hösbach

Need who can help . me

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks German, Ukrainian, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral More top
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 5 €
Overnight 10 €

 

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passive, 20
Lyon

voila

Guestbook of passive

anytime06 – Aug 29, 2019
Hi, Good news, I paid for this ass yesterday for the first time and I have trouble sharing this moment but I have to do it. Of all the asses that I paid for that had no photos of their owners and I have paid for quite a lot of them it’s the best ass by far. I will not add to that but I could say much more … another time.

ClassyAdult – Aug 20, 2019
He’s one of them loud gays if you know what I mean.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos Yes
Speaks French, Czech, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M No answer
Dirty WS only
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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HandsOfTheNihilist, 23
London

I have a boyfriend who fucks the hell out of me, but isn’t into dildos or fisting which is starting to drive me nuts. Just need some guys to help stretch my hole wide as humanly possible and support all my expencesses and fenancial.

Guestbook of HandsOfTheNihilist

RothFF – Sept 6, 2019
His body dysmorphia is intense, so I’ll take the liberty in saying in public what I said to him, that if he loses any more weight, his vital organs will begin to shut down, one by one. Please seek help.

Zero – Sept 4, 2019
Don’t let his pretty face fool you he is a shrinkwrapped skeleton.

Unknownuser – Sept 2, 2019
If you’ve ever wondered where your fist goes when you bury it in an ass, this guy’s shocking body will answer all your questions.

Devil_inthedetails – Aug 27, 2019
Body dysmorphia is a scary and sad thing.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Tattoos No
Speaks English, Hungarian
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Oral No answer
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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am_alone, 20
Riyadh

I don’t want “Arab,Pakistani,Indiana” NEVER
i have place 🏢 – Don’t send me anyone
😡 fuck turkey 🖕🏻
don’t ask me send your pic and write your nationality
NO FAT ONLY SLIM
i must be wined 🍷 dined 🍽️, and overall upscale 💎
Yes married and no she doesn’t know
I AM A NECCESITY YOU NEED ME

Guestbook of am_alone

gk5689 – July 12, 2019
Delicious nostrils.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Arabic, Turkish, English
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No
S&M No
Dirty Yes
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 1000 SAR
Overnight On request

 

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QueerCryptid, 18
Selkirk

I’m just technically a boy with a unusual bod but don’t mind me. Gender is complicated and I am so over that Noise.

Guestbook of QueerCryptid

French-open – SEpt 8, 2019
I prefer muscled boy with very beautiful pectoral muscles.

TIGER – Sept 6, 2019
As the heat rises, what masculinity he possesses drains from his body and consolidates in their very hard cock, leaving his body language tenably non-binary. Once their hole takes center stage, his cock becomes just a passenger for the ride in a thong while their hole shutters and kicks with delight the looser and wetter and less gender identified it gets.

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Pan
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 500 $

 

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yourtearfulboy, 21
Rio de Janeiro

previous experience:
1998-2011 – orphanage
2011-2012 – from an aunt
2012-2013 – dwelling in the street
2013- 2017 – four-year TPE relationship with an older man
2017-2018 – occasional prostitution jobs in Rio
2018-2019 Europe / France-Italy – good rich guy for live and marry
2019/May – forcibly returned to Brazil due to tourist visa expiration – prostitution

Guestbook of yourtearfulboy

JoshuaSprouse – Aug 16, 2019
fuckmeat, loser, pieceofshit, worthless scum

gingerman – July 30, 2019
He cannot accom as he lives in a unheated shoebox and we deserve better than that.

Adonis1999 – July 18, 2019
Before … you should empty his pussy with a shower, then it is inside free and faster opened and you can totally fill it up with tongue, cock, grease, fist and sperm.
He is a pretty boy. But in real his face and body shows life and years of street living and sexual use.
Do not give him any alcohol and no drugs to get your demands faster realized. That makes him addicted and ugly very fast. Too bad!

Vladimir_Russian – June 21, 2019
knows exactly how to get fucked

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Little hair
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Portuguese, French, English
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Safer sex Needs discussion
Rate per hour 15 BRL
Overnight On request

 

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Gimmeallyourmoney, 21
Paris

I am not mannered manly. I speak Russian. In French or English through the translator of sentences I communicate.

But I think it would not hurt the knowledge of the language to relax the client in the full program.

And so I think and know that I am the most beautiful and the only one like this.

My dream is to become a army forever. I can become a army. Do like to see pics of who will fuck me.

Guestbook of Gimmeallyourmoney

Pompom – Sept 10, 2019
I’m an idiot. Recently been told that someone needs to satisfy me sexually to stop me from over thinking everything. It has stuck with me enough to come here and open a profile.

I was working as a private care giver for a boy with autism in Savannah GA. His father caught me molesting him and I had to flee the country. So here I am.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks Russian
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
FF Passive
S&M No
Dirty No
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 300 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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easy_way_of_life, 19
Hesse

Hey guys, yes, in the main, my name is Wenzel. Becoming huge … that´s my only goal!

And punk and bodybuilding do not shoot out, as you can see 🙂 The goal is to be motherfucking-wide and ripped. That costs money and I need some!

Report yourself!

See you!

* Flex *

Guestbook of easy_way_of_life

easy_way_of_life (Owner) – Sept 6, 2019
Hey again guys, I now have a manager. He will answer your requests … for various sums to negotiate I am offering:

-from home:
**hot pics & videos of me posing, flexing, working out**
**I will blow your mined**
-If we meet:
**sex services** (send request what you’d like)
**sniff & clean my sneakers**
**company and spotting me**
-long-term:
**love-relationship 247 & sex 1 time evry day**
+a loott more, send your request ❤️🤤
Excited 🤩

Dick M, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Piercings No
Tattoos No
Speaks German, Norwegian, Swedish, Russian, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Oral Versatile
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, financial assistance publishing is not the common rule, so it shouldn’t be an issue. Yes, def., about Evenson. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Yeah, it’s a fave Evenson of mine too, I guess obviously. I’m good with the Zak Sally illustrations too, and, similarly, I guess, a bit surprised that I am. Really, I think I get 90% of my music through bandcamp these days. And cool news about the new 9T Antiope. I’ll check to see if they’re doing a release gig in Paris, which, … I can only assume. ** Sypha, Hi. Yeah, everyone remarks on the basic problem in #2 of the adult threat just inherently not being as appealing/scary as the kid threat. Curious for your read, though. ** _Black_Acrylic, Score! About the free tix. Too true about big movies being friend consolidators. When I was still in LA full time, it was a thing for a bunch of us to go to the first opening night screening of the newest biggie. Not here in Paris at all, but that’s probably just speaks to the busyness, and maybe snobbiness, of my friends here. ** KeatungBaby, Florida’s neato wildlife seems, from the outside, its biggest draw. Well, that and its wealth of amusement parks. The hot temperatures there would either kill me or make me so 24/7 grumpy that I might as well be dead. I’ve only read two King novels in my life. I’m too much a prose nazi for him, I think. Or the wrong kind of prose nazi more like. Your words about the new ‘It’ are precisely why I just can’t get a hardon to see it. The only time I did an international flight with no onboard movies I just about had a nervous breakdown. Never again. I wonder, about the trivia thing. I used to be pretty good at that. I think I might have gotten too avant-garde to know enough. Hm. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Well, it becomes less and less stigmatising for writers to publish their own books. Or at least among people who read for thrills. I think it’s still pretty difficult to get any review/media coverage at all if you do that, and that’s obviously kind of a killer. I do know Takashi Makino’s film, yes, or some of them, and I like them very much. In fact, not sure why I haven’t devoted a post to him, and I’ll see if there’s enough clip evidence to do so. Anyway, yeah, I agree they’re very special. Hope your eye thing is indeed just a prescription modulating issue. ** Brendan Lott, Hi, B. My deadline is not quite met yet, of course, it turns out, but it’s getting there, I think, and now it looks like maybe I’ll be post-deadline on Sunday night. Blah blah, still and ever more excited to see your show’s beauty pix. That does sound like absolute heaven. The films, leftover pizza. Pizza can just do anything, can’t it? Such a talented and durable food item. Hats off. ** Okay. Yes, believe it or not, it is the middle of the month yet again, and your friends from the world of prostitution are back to help you celebrate from afar. See you on Monday.

12 Comments

  1. David Ehrenstein

    “I’m a straight guy who sometimes feels gay like when I’m a passenger in a car and the driver is going too fast and aggressively.”

    IOW you want him to drive with one hand and jerk you off with the other. I know just how you feel and have experienced that pleasure several times.

    IOW you’re not that straight mon cher.

    My sale is still going on. If you’re in L.a. write me at cllrdr@ehrensteinland.com

  2. Bill

    Some positively aphoristic profiles today, Dennis. Obviously I approve. And there are some impressive disconnects between the guests and the escorts. Are there guidelines for the guestbooks that say basically “This is not your personal therapy area”???

    Would love to hear about 9T Antiope gigs. I think you mentioned seeing some before? What were they like live?

    Finally read some Barry Hannah. I don’t get all of it, but the good stuff is pretty impressive, especially considering it was the late 70s.

    We’re having quite a heatwave here. Not the best weather for a weekend of electronic music, but what can you do?

    Bill

  3. Damien Ark

    “Im a top who wants some fat ass
    Dont text me if you are NOT FAT
    I FUCK CHUBBY GUYS”

    same tbh the chubbies need more loving, and better to cuddle with 🙂

    hi dennis, i still lurk, hope you’re well. recent posts have been amazing.

  4. JM

    Hey D.,

    Apologies again for not being more present around these parts lately. It’s crazy times, which call for crazy schedules, but I’m always reading. I skipped most of the post today because I’m in a mood where I’m likelier to just find it sad and sad and sad rather than funny and funny and funny or intermittently erotic. “Boyfriend is not a typo” is such a wonderful find though, and I’ll come back to this one when the chance offers itself.

    I see you’ve already talked about this with KeatungBaby so I won’t dwell on it but I’m reading the new Stephen King book now. I saw the new IT thing last week as well and it was absolute dog shite, it hated women, hated children, hated overweight people, hated queers, hated those with disabilities, ridiculous……..so it’s nice to be back in a world where the guy seems to be operating at the peak of his current output. Nothing like what he could churn out back in the day, and I know you’re not really a fan, but I’m having a lot of fun with this fairytale writ large by the guy whose language I grew up with in primary school. I have a Eugenedes, and a Richard Powers sitting on my bedside table to be read soon too. And thanks for sharing the SCAB vol5 on facebook. I was absolutely astonished at the lineup of authors; getting Nate and Shane inside the same issue is a real god damn score, D. has done really well this time.

    I saw your PS a few days ago about the TV project for Arte and the tonal issues due to the actress — shit, and best wishes to all of you with it. I’m sure it’ll work out; not that that helps alleviate the stress – but these types of things often do. Work out, I mean.

    Best, love,
    J

  5. IsKeatonComing?

    I’m not originally from a coastal area, so sharks are totally exiting to me. Alligators are sooo boring. Orlando is starting to leak some it’s Halloween Haunted House stuff on TV. If I ever make any friends I might go. I thrive in hot weather. Less than 70 degrees and I would die. I miss civilization tho (I.E. the Midwest). Only 2 King novels? I’ve read quite a few. My Mom read his stuff and the 80’s was King prime-time. I get what you’re saying, but I don’t know shit from shinola obviously. I mean, I don’t really get it, no references really. Graham Greene or Dostoevsky, haha, I don’t know. King’s style is wacky. It’s like a Candy Store style. There’s the Maine thing, and a really grave undertone, and tons of sugary sweet jelly-bean fun. I’ve watched a few new horror movies lately and I’m concerned things are turning for the worse. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is Del Toro and terrible. There’s no investment in horror now. What is supposed to be frightening seems to be too pleasant, too goofy. Like people are afraid of being scared. Too much Henry James and not enough Cooper, or something. I wonder if I check these numbers if these are really my friends escort ads, haha. If only I could find that street where I bought that pear in Paris, haha. I was lost as fuck.

  6. Steve Erickson

    “I’m also very interested to be the monogamous boyfriend of a gay man but I will be dissatisfied and need lots of straight porn.” It sounds like sexyandknowit has some issues to figure out about his sexuality.

    The owner of an art gallery in Hong Kong introduced the Makino screening. They are now producing his films. I don’t know if that means they’re impossible to find online, but they probably wouldn’t translate well on Vimeo.

    The official New York Film Festival press screenings start tomorrow. I’ll be seeing the Dardenne brothers’ YOUNG AHMED. (I saw BORN TO BE, which is playing their documentary sidebar, on a video link yesterday and thought it was “elevated reality TV,” if that concept existed.)

  7. Dominik

    Hi!!

    So, SCAB’s 5th issue is out – thank you so, so much for the facebook share and your accompanying words!! I’m super happy with it, I feel like it’s a worthy sibling to the 4th which was the first issue that finally managed to capture that “SCAB essence” I’ve been after since the beginning. There’s so much positive feedback, it really gives me life!

    Maybe when you go to Amsterdam next, whenever that might be, I’ll visit my brother too and we could go to the bookshop together. Ah, that’d be a DREAM!

    Sounds like you had quite a few plans for last week – I hope the editing work didn’t prevent you from attending any of them! How were they?

    And I really, really, really hope your trusted reader is free to read your novel by now! Fingers extremely crossed!!

    Hope you had a superb weekend, Dennis! Much love!!

  8. _Black_Acrylic

    I really like h8mylife’s drawing there. And what’s more he’s a Leeds lad too! A definite keeper.

    My friend the Glasgow-based artist Alberta Whittle has a solo show at the DCA just opened. How Flexible Can We Make the Mouth takes in film, sculpture, print, installation and performance to reflect on “memory, trauma, weather and tensions between the land and sea”. It’s looking superb and I still need to go back and see her film there, titled between a whisper and a cry in the second gallery. I got a pic of her textile sculpture Road Openers (For E) intended to invoke Caribbean spirits and deities.

  9. Kirk

    Thin must be in these days when it comes to male escorts. I saw a few pecs and biceps but not many.

  10. Brendan

    I understand about deadlines, Dennis. No prob.

    I’m home tonight listening to The Cars’ debut record over and over again while I try to paint some new stuff. – B

  11. Heidi

    If you meet a nice girl, you won’t be gay. 😃

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