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‘I’m a metal guitarist. I’m into metal obviously. I’ve been playing guitar since I was 12. I’ll be 24 on the 14th so I’m pretty talented’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of January 2019

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AmaterasusKonkubine, 20
Gießen

Unfortunately, I only live on social assistance because I am not fit for the job market. Mentally I could agree with me to act as an escort. Please treat me with consideration. My wish is to support my family, to buy a scooter (driving license I am currently) and to adopt a puppy 🙂 All at once financially not, but if I earn nothing through school and with 400 € a month must come, then at least I want to earn money with my charms.

I hope you love and understand my request. Despite everything, I am very experienced in sexual practices.

It takes 4 years to know me well.

Guestbook of AmaterasusKonkubine

AmaterasusKonkubine (Owner) – Dec 31, 2018
Heres a shitty poem i wrote today, spent my whole afternoon watching the rain and working a little bit on my poetry. “Ghost” By AmaterasusKonkubine- I feel like a ghost fading away into the darkness like stars disappearing in the night sky. Dreams turn to night terrors when i realise this is what life truly is, tears dripping from my eyes like blood on a switchblade. Most days i’m a aspect of nothingness, when i’m dead bury me with all my dead memories i don’t wanna be remembered for the monster i’ve become. I’m feeling something like lugosi when i speak this shit, my life story sounds something like a ghost story and i’m done telling it i’ve realise that no one cares enough to listen. I’m always gonna be lurking in the shadows haunting that special someone i gave my heart to. I never realised until now that i came back haunted. Is that you succubus? I’ve been waiting, i sold my soul for love but that fucker still hasn’t paid.

Suckmycock24365 – Dec 29, 2018
He blows very reluctantly and does not like kissing, but no problem, everything has its price. I did almost everything with him, I squirted in his face and in his mouth and his ass and where I wanted, and he was stoic.

Ethnicity White
Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Position More Bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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SocialistFox, 21
Oslo

Hey there~ I’m Rin…..Um…I’m 21, I work at a gay bar as a stripper…..and i’ve done some Porno’s in the past….Im not proud of my work. I have a dog, I have three roommates…and yea… um…lots of sh*t.

Guestbook of SocialistFox

SocialistFox (Owner) – Jan 3, 2019
Look no further.

saintcloud – Jan 3, 2019
Let me know if you are willing to do one or more of the following with me. Thank you!

1st: You in big (white is fav) baggy boxers, 2 seams in the back boxers, your cock out the fly boning me sensually at slow to medium speed till you cum in me.

2nd: Wearing my big white boxers backward so you can fuck me thru the fly of them, your boner out your boxer fly.

3rd: You’re in big boxers worn backward on your knees, and I bone you thru the fly on your backward boxers while in mine, on my knees behind you.

4th: You are wearing you loose boxers backward with the two back seams now in the front. You’ve cut a horizontal slit about 2″ wide right in the middle of the seams about ¾ of the way down your boxers or more. You pull your boner thru that slit leaving your balls inside your boxers, and you bone me missionary in long steady strokes, trying not to cum for as long as you can. Squirt in me.

Ethnicity White
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF FF Top
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 €
Overnight On request

 

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u-get-me, 18
Akola

Old and Young both r wellcome
if u have lot’s of money then u can taste this spicy and slim Arab bottom 👅💦

I shoot guns n i do drugs
i listen mostly to obscure SoundCloud rap
Right leaning politics
yes im short but idc

I love cat🖤
I like to eat cat🖤
Hahaha🖤
Yeet-yeet 👌👌

I only have one condition
U have to HIV test infront of me

If u want to settle down ideal boyfriend be like
👉No drugs, cigarrettes, piercings and tattoees
👉Have wide chest

Guestbook of u-get-me

u-get-me (Owner) – Jan 1, 2019
I’m bored I want to live in Paris all of a sudden.

intopigs – Dec 27, 2018
a small useless cock that only gets semi hard for young so if you want him hard either be young or have someone young in the room.

u-get-me (Owner) – Dec 15, 2018
You know me and you don’t

BornPervert – Dec 15, 2018
He has a tiny penis at 4.5in hard but he has that face and gorgeous holes to make up for it.

WILLDILLON – Dec 3, 2018
I am a demanding, self-centered, professional, educated, cultured, traveled man looking for a live-in 24/7/365 boyfriend. I have the time, space, knowledge & experience necessary to properly house and maximise a boyfriend. I am looking for a VERY BEAUTIFUL boy which is why I am approaching you. If your body type is not perfect in person, you will be placed on a diet & PT regimen until it is. My boyfriend will spend his alone time thinking up clever things or interesting facts to keep me entertained. He will provide domestic service, cleaning, cooking, and so on. He will be my alarm clock & wake me every morning with a blow job. He will not pull back while my cock is shoved down its throat & will swallow my load every time. if you are interested in this position ask for my Wechat. Dont bother writing me here because i will not reply to you, its not convenient for me.

Ethnicity Arab
Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M No
Dirty WS only
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 650 €

 

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oof, 19
Las Vegas

Im rlly gay lol and its rlly wierd cuz im into prostitution but rlly into money and im into sex obvs and im 19 and i guess thats prty much it i use a lot of abbreviations so sorry for that but im a adaptable guy so i can talk correct if that bothers u.

Guestbook of oof

Formix – Jan 10, 2019
Move quickly if you’re going to because his hairline seems to be receding at an alarming rate and his long hair is 3/4 of the appeal.

Ethnicity White
Dick XL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 180 $
Overnight 300 $

 

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sissyprincess, 20
Los Angeles

daddy.. I think I might be a sissy princess..!!??!

all of a sudden my tummy feels butterflies when I’m around strong, assertive men. i find myself weak in the knees and craving to be like a little sissy bitch and service them. I’ve never done this before.

i have this deep down fear that I might be a real sissy. this terrifies me…that i might not ever be truly satisfied in my life until i’m a full-fledged sissy… serving real deal masculine men… what I could never be…

if any big and strong Real Men out there know how to identify a sissy when they see one, and how to put her in her place… and maybe help me not only financially but to find out if I really am I sissy or not… I don’t know if I am…

Guestbook of sissyprincess

JBear – Jan 6, 2019
His new name is Candy Cumdump. He is a rubber sissy fukdoll who dreams of being a pornstar.

Ethnicity White
Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 500 $
Overnight On request

 

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fun-boy, 24
Wuppertal

Awesome fuck with a magical cock. Seeking exactly the same with benefits. Sex goes with magic for me. If you know what truly magical fucking feels like get in touch and we can fuck each other like gods. If you don’t know what I mean that’s fine but there’s no point going further.

Guestbook of fun-boy

thelonesome – Dec 27, 2018
All escorts have a screw loose but his has fallen out!

Musclegutetc – Dec 21, 2018
he insists on having sex to ear splitting loud music by something called rammstein.

Ethnicity Mied
Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Position More top
Kissing Consent
FF Versatile
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 400 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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FuckaBoyScout, 18
Des Moines

Into other things but life took an unexpected turn …

That stopped me being me which frees me to be yours …

Not posting my life on here right away but you’ll find out …

Been described as the nicest human being ever if that’s any good …

Guestbook of FuckaBoyScout

predforprey – Dec 2, 2018
Hi. Have a serious thing for Vore, which is a fetish that takes the concept of predator and prey to bed and acts out the nature of being hunted and eaten by a superior man, the ultimate form of submission. Obviously, if your interested this would be played out safely, where you, the prey, upon being captured by the predator, me, worship the pred and do anything I desire before I fuck and “eat” you. (the devouring process is mostly being bitten all over, fantasizing about how good you taste as I, the pred, have my way; can include anything from being tied up, to lying on the dinner table, etc). I thought you, as a Boy Scout, might find this erotic or at least an interesting challenge.

Ethnicity White
Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Straight
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No
S&M No
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 80 $
Overnight 250 $

 

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Mistersexuality, 19
Kaltenkirchen

Hey, I’m a shy and inexperienced and I hope it’s not bad ❤️❤️❤️

I like to older men like seniors ❤️❤️❤️ 🙂

I just like it a lot and why do not I do not care what you think I just love it very much ❤️❤️❤️ 🙂

I’m open for everything and also very dirty fuck me or fuck someone else while I rim your butt ❤️❤️❤️

Maybe something will be created here ❤️❤️❤️

If I do not write back do not be mad or fuck off or something 🙂

Pay me, I’m glad ❤️❤️❤️ :)))

Guestbook of Mistersexuality

bearpig – Jan 2, 2019
This one has “come out” as trans which is a violation of the Negotiated Boundaries Contract. By terms agreed upon in the contract, I must unload them (he is now “them”) on another sugar daddy offering a commensurate financial arrangement. Ideally I would like this to occur as quickly as possible. They can be auditioned (incall only) at 100 € an hour.

bearpig – Dec 23, 2018
This one has signed a Negotiated Boundaries Contract. He understands and agrees that any failure by him to comply fully with my desires shall be regarded as sufficient cause for the reduction of his payment to any degree I deem appropriate, within the Negotiated Boundaries Contract. He also understands and agrees that if at any time I disregard the terms in the Negotiated Boundaries Contract, he at that time and that time only can dissolve all contracts within the Enslavement Documents. If after he has requested termination more than once because I have either continued to disregard the Negotiated Boundaries Contract or have repeatedly, in isolated situations, disregarded the Negotiated Boundaries Contract, he has full legal right to press appropriate legal charges upon me as prescribed by his legal representative.

bearpig – Dec 19, 2018
This one is now exclusively mine and working for me out of my guest room so back off for the time being.

Anonymous – Dec 13, 2018
gayness is a love not something to get rubbed your *** in a boy’s ***.

bearpig – Dec 11, 2018
His face and buttocks are shudderingly delicious. I lapped them like an excited dog, slurped their holes (nostrils too) like they were little soup bowls. I do not want to make him sound like a piece of meat as he seems genuine if rather uninteresting.

Ethnicity Mixed
Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Young-Shit-Eater, 23
Zurich

I am a young shit eater offering services only for real nasty generous pigs
After the feeding I will be crazy horny so you can breed me and fist me
I don’t like people praising or criticising my body cuz I have severe body insecurities

Guestbook of Young-Shit-Eater

Alfraido – Dec 28, 2018
Jesus! Thank you, DOCTORofPROCTOLOGY!

DOCTORofPROCTOLOGY – Dec 26, 2018
Fist him. Just do it. You’ll thank me.

Ethnicity Latin
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 800 €
Overnight On request

 

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Heartless, 19
Leuven

👑26-11-‘99 (19) 📚Student @KU Leuven 💜Gaga – Ariana – Beyoncé – Rihanna – Nicki ❤️Little Monster – Arianator 🖤American Horror Story – Harry Potter 🕺🏼Streetdance 👕Love clothes! 🥂🥂🥃Make me dream 🤷🏻Dream with me

Guestbook of Heartless

Xzryyz – Jan 4, 2019
How strange, I also felt that having sex with him was akin to doing research, in my case on the nature of my attraction to a particular type of young man whom he epitomised.

daedalus490 – Dec 31, 2018
Found things out about myself I hadn’t known having sex with him. Found myself excited by details of his body from a control freak’s point of view.

Ethnicity White
Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 2500 €

 

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lookingforroom, 19
London

I am looking for a room to move in at the end of December. Ideally West or North (in this order). But if the area is nice, other places are not a problem. Staying away from rough areas though.

This is not necessarily a sexual profile, but it is not not one either. I’ll share flat with someone anyway and I thought it would be nice if he was a rapey type. I can do some of your chores, etc. But I am not looking for a “job”. It would just be you sharing a flat with a guy who you know is amenable to getting raped and whom you rape from time to time.

Don’t hesitate to write. We can discuss “rent” and everything if we get along.

Guestbook of lookingforroom

lookingforroom (Owner) – Dec 13, 2018
Problem solved.

Ethnicity Mixed
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little
Position Mostly bottom
Kissing No
FF FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral No answer
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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HateFucker, 22
Phoenix

your·self /yərˈself/ pronoun 1.) used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause. “help yourselves, boys” 2.) you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed). “you’re going to have to do it yourself”.

Guestbook of HateFucker

studboy3 – Jan 11, 2019
10×6 thick girthy clock that will blurry itself deep down your throat until it bursts with gigantic force.

Ismoo – Jan 5, 2019
His whopper filled my windpipe with cum then used my churned up throat slime as lube and pounded my hole into oblivion.

Ethnicity White
Dick XXL, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 700 $

 

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AnotherOne, 21
Boston

Hi… I’m gay, I’m sad. I have a vision impairement amd use a mobility cane and flashlight to help me compensate for my vision impairement. I am capavle of doing many things amd do not let my visipn impairement define wwho I am. My nickname is genrisex.

Guestbook of AnotherOne

voidfiller – Dec 30, 2018
He can be fucked nonstop for an hour.

clash74 – Dec 22, 2018
i wish we could kill ourselfs, in our heads. And then be reborn.

Ethnicity White
Dick M, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little hair
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 200 $
Overnight 600 $

 

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teenarab, 18
Istanbul

Hello, I am Justin, Arabic boy living in Istanbul. I am in Istanbul. This is what I want to be happy.

For a long time I had 3 heterosexual relationships with women, and I want to stay that way. However, I often think of one or the other thick cock and I would like to get this now in my bedroom.
I do not like men who do not look like men anymore.
I do not like kissing.
Do not caress, grope.
DON’T TALK TO ME WITH LOVE, I AM A WHORE.
Pay me $300.

Preferences in my ideas of what I want:

– Suck someone.
– Blows on my ass in my jeans with a belt.
– Someone who talks shit about my ass.
– Roleplay – drunk after the party.
– That we practice fucking me and that we practice it until it works and always you should say then, that was already good but not good enough and if you do not relax you bitch then I’ll fuck you until I get me what I need

Guestbook of teenarab

teenarab (Owner) – Jan 4, 2019
I do not believe in love. I do not think you fall in love, I think you just fall in line. I can do that.

gedankencrash – Jan 4, 2019
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love.

Ethnicity Arab
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Straight
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No answer
Oral Top
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 1000 $

 

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ExploreAlex, 23
Salt Lake City

I’m a metal guitarist. I’m into metal obviously. I’ve been playing guitar since I was 12. I’ll be 24 on the 14th so I’m pretty talented.

My husband wants you to pay him to fuck me.

Guestbook of ExploreAlex

ExploreAlex (Owner) – Jan 4, 2019
You’re not shocking me dude.

caffeine347 – Jan 4, 2019
YOU ARE INSANELY HOT!!!!!

ExploreAlex (Owner) – Jan 2, 2019
( “If Edward Furlong’s face and Chris Hemsworth’s body had a baby …” ) Yeah only 8,000,000,000,000 times.

Babyfaces – Jan 2, 2019
Has anyone ever told you you look like Edward Furlong?

Ethnicity White
Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing No
FF Versatile
S&M No answer
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 400 $
Overnight On request

 

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Beatmeup, 18
Mumbai

Hi, I’m Jonathan a normal boy despite the screen name. I am here on vacation. I am willing to be beaten up for 1000 £. If you’re easily offended then stay the hell away from me.

Guestbook of Beatmeup

Beatmeup (Owner) – Dec 25, 2019
We decide how and how long and where you can torment me and then it starts. Of course, bruises, welts, cults and some blood are part of it and I’m tough.

As an additional motivation: If I can not stand anything and tell you stop, the session was free for you.

With beating (almost) everything is possible, oral and anal sex does not exist.

McKnight61 – Dec 25, 2019
I live in Mumbai and would love to. How does it work?

Ethnicity White
Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position No answer
Kissing No
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral No answer
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 1000 £
Overnight On request

 

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spunknugget, 18
Las Vegas

Top Shelf French Twink Creating Strokable Memories! Now In Vegas Henderson Summerlin for the Holidays. Can Stay Hard and Horny Through Six straight Orgasms (My Record so Far) 🍆💦🍆💦 Versatile but Passive for Spitroasting by Duos or Couples or 💸 (Huge Discount!) Biological Siblings 🥂 I Know I Look Fake. I Barely Speak English. I Love being Banked by Hairy Crowns.📱 Voilà voilà

Ethnicity White
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 250 $
Overnight 800 $

 

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xnecromortis, 24
Sydney

i apologise to everyone that i keep running away; i am a coward.

i am a straight guy whose girlfriend wants to prostitute myself to bring some money in because i am a lazy pot smoking metalhead schmuck.

i am afraid and keep deleting my profile.

after discussion with my girlfriend we agree i will be available for these sex acts:
– cocksucking A/P
– hard ass fucking P
– swallowing cum P
– rimming P
– general softness stuff A/P

as i am reluctant at this point, preference goes to pushy assholeish guys who offer the most amount of money.

Ethnicity Mixed
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Straight
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Top
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 1500 $
Overnight 3000 $

 

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Abstract, 19
Roanoke

i’m brad, he’s jeremy.
we’re boyfriends who like to play-4-pay together. i bottom unless the rare mood takes me to top. he does both but bottoms a lot more.
i am a smart mouth, sex crazed, bitchy scorpio. jeremy is a photographer and movie maker who wants to be an athlete and a professional flight attendant in the future.
our kink is really watching someone else get off on what they like using us.
for me biting and scratching are always a plus. drawing my blood is a turn on (bit of a vampire fetish).
for jeremy regular slutty versatile sex is optimal.
hit us up with cash or card if you wanna know more.
preferably in our own age range, no offense but i have a young mom so it’s creepy to sleep with someone older then her.😂

Guestbook of Abstract

Abstract (Owner) – Jan 8, 2019
FFFUCKKKKKK MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abstract (Owner) – Jan 8, 2019
Boy is on 8th Street

Abstract (Owner) – Jan 8, 2019
whhhaattt??!!!!!

Abstract (Owner) – Jan 8, 2019
Boy is on 8th Street

Abstract (Owner) – Jan 8, 2019
Hi Daddies, hot Men, its jeremy.
Its New years eve message me please, im wasted, i had a huge fight with brad, i’m downtown partying, I’m getting freaky, come party with me, it’s 2:47 am and im downtown and still parTying.
im at boy on 2nd st.

Ethnicity White
Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 350 $
Overnight 1200 $

 

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frustratedwriter, 18
London

I’m a straight boy looking for men to kneel and adore the perfection of my body.

Whether you are into worshiping my feet, ass, balls, or cock is irrelevant.

Let me fucking ruin your mind while you pay me and I get big.

Get your cash ready because I like to be able to buy nice things with your money.

Rule 1 : Have the cash
Rule 2 : Give me that ass

I’m recently 18 so I don’t have a job and I’m a virgin and still have schoolwork so I may not always be available.

Guestbook of frustratedwriter

frustratedwriter (Owner) – Jan 7, 2019
I realise now I need to explain my behavior. I am autistic.

Sometimes it happens in messages to arrange things that I change the subject for no reason or can not answer in different moments. If I do not answer, I ask you to change the subject or rewrite your question.

Really I can only say it again. If I have read your message but do not answer please write something else or reformulate your question or explain what you meant otherwise I can not write back.

This is not just for your questions but overall.

Ethnicity White
Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Straight
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position Top only
Kissing Concent
FF No
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 100 £
Overnight 300 £

 

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Quality-over-quantity, 20
Dublin

My name is Gray. Unusual I know.

First, I am in a very committed open relationship and I am incredibly happy with my partner. We both have needs that we like fulfilled by other people from time to time, he with women and girls, and as for me … for the right price …

I like to have as much cum fucked into me as humanly possible. I like to have my ass turned into a fish bowl for sperm.

Guestbook of Quality-over-quantity

rkyz82 – Dec 29, 2018
u v bottom

Shugahbae43 – Dec 20, 2018
He’ll have you beatin your chest and hollerin like Tarzan. It’s a promise.

Ethnicity Mixed
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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CookieTheEscortAndPunk, 19
Des Moines

Straight up, I want a sugar daddy. I’m willing to fork the body over regularly for housing, generous financial support, and the freedom to do what I want. Guys I know told me considering how I look, this is plausible.

As for right now, I live in the midwest, my life is miserable, and I dye my hair too often. I play bass in a band but I don’t like the music we make. I don’t even get paid for gigs… depressing. I’m straight, but you won’t notice.

Guestbook of CookieTheEscortAndPunk

loveallcocks – Jan 9, 2019
Just a word to the wise to Europeans and others outside the US—When an American escort lists his body as “average” like this boy did that means he’s somewhere between chubby and fat. (The average American’s body is fat.) If he lists his body as “belly” or “stocky”, you should expect that he’s obese.

Ethnicity Latin
Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little hair
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Dirty No answer
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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FruitBasket, 20
Rhône-Alpes

If you’re not into raceplay, move along.
I’ll respect your thing, please respect mine.
No judgements, this is a prostitution site, not Christian Mingle.

Prime inferior mixed race technically attractive meat hole for raceplay here.

This profile is only for young verile White (aryan)s. Emphasis on aryan and YOUNG.

If you’re over 45 or heavy/large, I don’t think I’ll message back — sorry.

Not looking for anything outside the pay date… yet (would be an extremely rare exception for anything outside the pay date and only for someone around my age). Open to weekend long dates.

Under no circumstances will there ever not be an exchange of money.

Guestbook of FruitBasket

thomasmiller – Jan 8, 2019
Just a Big Up and a deep bow to our Lord Almighty for giving this cute sand monkey his bad self esteem and money problems.

Ethnicity Arab
Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral No answer
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 280 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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Payformyasshole, 19
Liverpool

Hey I am James from Liverpool I have known I was gay from 14 and I have loved whoring more and more… My sexual desires get worse and worse I even have a twin brother I would let ride me till i shake!!! If you see me around don’t hesitate either just take me to the toilet stick cash in my pants pocket and rip them down and fuck me rim me do whatever you want or take me home and just keep giving me cash and just doing that forever

Guestbook of Payformyasshole

Payformyasshole (Owner) – Jan 5, 2019
Work in 3 or 4 fingers then see if we can go further.

Redvox1990 – Jan 5, 2019
Fist you?

Ethnicity White
Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 60 £
Overnight On request

 

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Spiderman, 21
Pasig

Want to fuck Spiderman fast and hard? Naturally it’ll cost you.

I have a girlfriend, this is my secret life.

Guestbook of Spiderman

Josh17 – Jan 12, 2019
Not recommended for serious Marvel Universe types who want to convincingly fantasise that they’re fucking the actual Spiderman.

Ethnicity White
Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Skim
Body hair Shaved
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Dirty No
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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Thisismyaccount, 18
Long Beach

I’m here looking for advices of the city and recommendations, about museums, vegan restaurants and places, stuff like that. However if you approach me with other intentions ill be interested but if I am just to be clear I’m not looking for the man of my life because I’m the man of my life 🙂
I SERIOUSLY don’t want to get to know you, I’m not interested in your personality, your childhood traumas, your marital problems, that’s what psychologists are for xD
So if you’re looking to get to know me get lost dude really and there’s NO EXCEPTIONS.
I’ll be here only for a week ^^ I don’t have a particular type, even when I firmly believe that big muscular and toned body with dark skin is top class xD but I receive tons of messages so if you’re not exactly Stephen Amell or my friend Esteban or Jared Padalecki or Justin Herwick which are by far the most beautiful and sexy men I’ve seen in my life try to stand out to get my attention man, btw the fact of being someone’s dream boy kinda attracts me, so that’s a plus yeah haha.
If i don’t reply I’m simply not interested so don’t take it personal or you maybe freaked me out xD or if I did and then stopped doing it maybe I just forgot to answer ^_^
And if I forget you or your name or who the *** you’re, don’t take it personal I tend to forget people or information in general easily when they’re unimportant to me, so your acting on the bed probably wasn’t that transcendental lmao xD Good luck guys.
I’m short (1.70), skinny (50 kilograms) but with abs, totally smooth from the top to the bottom, olive/tanned skin and my hair is so dark that many people believed it’s dyed, I’m top aaaaand I’m younger than my profile says 🙂
Plus if: you’re bottom, you’re submissive, you have muscular body with any tone of dark skin (¡to the front of the line!), you have green or light brownish eyes, you’re between 25-34, you’re tall or if you’re a 25ish guy with a hippie look haha, or if you’re a pierced punk ^^
Big no if: you’re top, if you’re fat (sorry), if you have blue eyes (transparent tone the intense blue tone is ok), if you have very very VERY light hair or very very VERY pale skin, it just… looks… weird xD

Guestbook of Thisismyaccount

jonas890 – Dec 22, 2018
Albert Einstein once made this famous note in a conversation with Wernen Heisenberg. He said, “The West has built a beautiful ship, with all the comfort inside. This one thing that the ship lacks is a compass. And that’s why it does not know where it’s going.”

Will Smith said that we use money we have not earned yet to buy things we do not need to impress people we do not like.

The paradox of our time is that we have more degrees, but less understanding, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, but fewer solutions.

It was Martin Luther King who said that the irony of our time is that we have controllable missiles but misguided humans.

Does not it seem that we are trying to purify the air but poison our souls?

We have split the atom but not our prejudices …
We want more income, but we have less morality …

This little train of thought started with Albert Einstein, and I conclude by saying that today’s problems can not be solved with the thinking that we used to create them.

Ethnicity Mixed
Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Bottom
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight 700 $

 

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PaleCrumbs, 22
Berkeley

There’s really not much to say… My name’s Charles, but everyone just calls me Char.

I’m not a very nice person, or a good person at all really.

I’m whoring myself here out of vast self hatred as a last ditch to find some self esteem.

Over the years I’ve had most of the things that make a person “human” beaten out of me – whether from abuse or betrayal it’s all basically the same.

I try to do things to keep me going, but every day I grow weaker…

Guestbook of PaleCrumbs

ritzy – Dec 31, 2918
same thing, very stressed, but half a joint and one cone of meth made him pliable

stevenjordan0009 – Dec 27, 2018
He was very stressed out at first so I had him do push ups until he was exhausted then deeply fucked him.

Ethnicity White
Dick S, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Oral Versatile
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 50 $
Overnight 80 $

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** JM, Hi. AS put a pic of your book cover on FB yesterday, awesome! After a big TV show meeting today, my brain will be freer, and I’ll finally get in contact. Yeah, it’s a fine line on the self-promo front, but it’s def. worth risking being pushy, and people expect artists to do heavy alerting of their things these days. Cool that the show went well and proved lucrative. Best of luck on the audition. I’d be rather startled if there was ever a male ass in a Man Ray photo, but hey. MNS has been getting mixed to negative reviews starting with ‘Unbreakable’ if memory serves. I have never seen ‘Game of Thrones’. I don’t think I’ve even seen a clip or a video ad for it. I have seen a shitload of gifs from it, and I think I’ve used a few. Anyway, you sound buzzy and great. Its effect is very percolative, which apparently not a real word. xo ** Shane Christmass, Hi, Shane. Great to see you! My pleasure and honor re: your book on my best list. It wouldn’t been a best list without it. I did read that Vanity Fair piece. Catherine is a good friend of mine. Gisele and I did a theater piece with her back when we’d just started our collaborations: ‘Un Belle Enfant Blonde’. So, you know, I know when the VF piece is accurate and when it’s greatly simplifying and so on. But it’s cool they did it. Thanks, man! ** h, Hi. Thank you for the further thoughts on the gif work. Much appreciated. Fine day to you. ** KeatonYouth, Hi. Ha, you were in LA. Sounds very mixed. Fat Burger, ha ha. Obviously, I only know its familiar facade. But I do remember even a billion years later how incredible an In ‘n’ Out burger tasted to my young teen version. Weird: Floridian suicide. Writing plans, always good. Sadeian fantasies on paper, almost always good. ** Ferdinand, Hey, F, good to see you. What?! Ah, shit, that’s so weird, and that so sucks. I can’t say that I really understand why that happened. I can’t even think of anyone who’s been denied a tourist visa here. So, is there any fall back plan to get over here at all? Do you need a visa to enter every EU country? ‘Cos, obviously, you could just train from somewhere in the EU to Belgium. So sorry for all that shit. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, D. Thank you so much for sharing your R-G wisdom. and I enjoyed your new FaBlog thing. And the date for the LA ‘PGL’ screening will finally be announce-able any second. ** Sypha, Well, use your vacation time to concentrate on pre-promo-ing your book. Problem solved? Ha, if getting hit on by someone you’re not attracted to is enough to almost turn you straight, you’re in for a rough ride, pal. ** Dominik, Hi, Dominik! So great that you had such a great time in Prague! It’s like Budapest, interesting. I don’t know why that seems like it makes sense since I don’t know either city. Maybe because there’s similarities between, say, Paris and Brussels, or at least relative to EU cities that are further away. I haven’t heard anything about that art show in Prague in a long time, so I don’t know. I’ll ask Michael/ Kiddiepunk because he’s supposed to be in it too. No, it turned out to be too expensive to go to London just for an afternoon, especially since I’ll be there so soon for the ‘PGL’ screening. So I’ve been hold up here in Paris, which is, you know, fine. I’m good. Big meeting today with the producers of the TV project where we hope they aren’t going to want a lot of changes in the script because we’re going to probably say no, which they would not like. Working on stuff, a lot of ‘PGL stuff since it’s really starting to roll out now. All is well. I hope Budapest is welcoming you back very warmly and stylishly! Cool, welcome home! ** Misanthrope, I’ve never heard that saying phrased precisely that way, so, as far as I’m concerned, it’s yours. Scary it is. There’s a giant debate here right about how the hell they’re going to pay for every building in Paris having its pipes checked. Yeek. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. It sounds the boon of getting that premiere outweighs the related hassle, no? Well, if you’re going to ignore the specifics of those reviews like you’re doing, they could be reviews of many things, good and bad, including of my books. If you’re saying that Von Trier’s and Robbe-Grillet’s works have a lot in common, I don’t get the case. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. Huh. I don’t know that bell hooks book. I know others of her works. That does sound disconcerting, but thoughtfulness is usually a big up, I think? ** Corey Heiferman, Hi. Ha ha. Oh, cool that it lead you to watch one of his films. Maybe — the steadicam thing — or him and his New Wave counterparts — or … I don’t know. Huh. Have a great day! ** Okay. Mid-month always means escorts and this mid-month is no exception. See you tomorrow.

13 Comments

  1. Will tackle your P.S. first, then the post itself!

    Me and PB aren’t connected on FB but I did see that pic go up! Cool to see that they’re using my age as an element of interest. I suspect that fact will freak some more tentative readers out. Good luck on the big TV show meeting! Let me know how it goes, unless it’s all secretive? I recommend avoiding ever seeing Game of Thrones and allowing it to pop up coincidentally in your gif work when the time strikes, it’s probably more interesting that way anyhow. I suspect you may have used a few of its fire-based images in the past, though I couldn’t for the life of me say where. Maybe the last Kiddiepunk release? It’s been a while since I read it. Should give it another spin soon. After the De Sade. In the notes for others: every building in Paris having its pipes checked!? Crazy! Just sell a few National Treasures and you guys should be all sorted… I’m thinking of that ‘Days of Sodom’ scroll, of course….. as for Erickson; I’d say Von Trier is about as far from Grillet as one can get. Though I suspect Von Trier may have read a great deal of Grillet at one point in his life.

    Well, you know I love your escort posts! That first boy’s poem is a little unfortunate but I like the passion, at least combined with the perceived stoicism from the key comment-poster. I am continually in awe of the number of poets out there who don’t use line breaks at all. This technique has its merit though I imagine a lot of the time its accidental. Have given his poem a makeover of my own, full credit belongs to the original author;

    “Ghost”
    AmaterasusKonkubine

    a ghost star in the night
    terrors
    i realise this is blood on a
    switchblade.
    when i’m dead bury me with all my dead
    memories
    i don’t wanna be
    i’ve become.
    lugosi my life story
    something like a ghost
    lurking in that special someone i
    came back haunted.
    Is that you succubus?
    I’ve been waiting, i sol-
    d my soul for love but that fucker still hasn’t paid.

    AmterasusKonkubine & JM; ???? & 2019.

    As for the rest: boy #2 looks a lot like this kid I know who lives in another city that I’m really into, who collects used condom wrappers and empty fast food trash on his windowsill. So does the person whose sill Rear-Window’s his. They communicate to each other solely through their trash and I imagine have a rather intimate image of each others lives. Would be a lot more sexually active because I’ve been feeling on that wavelength but instead have found my focus rerouted by the concept of colonization – both bodies and texts. Guess I colonized that kid’s poem above. The white man falls into the trap again. “you have to HIV test in front of me” kid is curious and looks like the younger brother of a pop singer i know. weird, maybe my brain is playing tricks on me about the physical similarities today. Fav element of today’s post might be the super polite vore commenter on the boy scout. Bona fide laugh out loud on that front. Touche. “With beating almost everything is possible; oral and anal sex does not exist.” I appreciate this mode of thinking and sometimes stray into similar territories. In avoidance of actually damaging myself somehow. You know how it is, I guess. Alternatively I think it’s important to recognize a level of non-relatability, non-autobiography, and reduce one’s own propulsions when it comes to these posts. The reality seeps in on our end and not the escorts, I suspect. I like the homosexual lens on Oedipus in “Abstract”s profile. I also like the formalist/structuralist autist. Lots of words today. Hope it’s ok. And hope you are too. I sure am!

    J

  2. An especially lovely group this go-round, particularly the guitar-player and the Boy Scout.

    Carol Channing has left the building, at 97. I do hope they’ll play THIS at her memorial service.

  3. Sandra Bernhard just Tweeted: “I am so sad just lost my incredible original inspiration #carolchanning I saw her in Hello Dolly when I was 8 and she changed my DNA love you lady forever one of the greatest entertainers of all times”

    Hedi is hosting an event for Gray Indiana tonight at 6:30 at The Standard on Sunset

    B There or B Square.

  4. “I’m straight but you won’t notice” is one of the best lines from an escort here ever.

    Good luck with the TV show meeting.

    I didn’t mean that Von Trier and Robbe-Grillet have much in common or that the director is anywhere near as talented as the latter. I just thought that if one makes art depicting violence against women these days which isn’t very clearly from a feminist perspective that denounces it and sides with its victims, the kind of “this celebrates rape culture and is dangerous” responses A SENTIMENTAL NOVEL got are extremely common (and in the case of THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, it was attacked on social media by Americans six months before its North American premiere based on the reviews from Cannes, which is a cultural trend that needs to die.)

  5. Hedi is hosting an event for Gary Indiana tonight at the Standard on Sunset at 6;30 PM

  6. THe best way to mourn Carol Channing is to watch Skidoo !

  7. I was going to say that Young-Shit-Eater was cute, until I saw his handle. Well, hopefully he at least brushes his teeth afterwards!

    Oh, I wasn’t being entirely serious yesterday, ha ha. It’s just after awhile one thinks, “Okay, just for variety’s sake, couldn’t at least ONE of these guys hitting on me look like Shawn Mendes or something? Nice change of pace maybe? Please?” :p

    Today marks the official release date of HARLEM SMOKE. I know it’s appeared at places like Amazon and Barnes & Noble but not on the Snuggly site itself yet: when that does happen (I presume it should be in the next few days) I’ll tell you the link so you can add it to the HS Day I sent you (I’m pretty sure that’s the only place where people will be able to order a hardcover copy).

  8. I’ve made a 30-song,133-minute playlist of late ’70s/early ’80s music on Spotify called APRES PUNK, LA DELUGE: https://open.spotify.com/user/21u57q33ihyk63ypgu4mswzgy/playlist/5iZuiEsXuMLRAPy9403GI9?si=rG4KIiZ8RMq67yLP_ImIlw. I remember there was a writer here asking for recommendations about music from the punk scene in New York of that time. If he’s still lurking, this will give a good feel of the kind of songs that got played in clubs back then.

  9. I enjoy the timing of lookingforroom’s profile, when his story suddenly gets its well deserved happy ending.

  10. hell a is nice. I feel like the concept of beachfront is different there than other beaches. somehow you only make sense as eating fries. nice crop of escorts. talked with a guy from Belize he says you can’t even understand his native creole English. the novel has begun writing itself. hugs

  11. I must confess I like Gray! So much going on…tooth pulled yesterday…smoking with gauze on one side and cig on the other. I think it’s healed. Got to meet my publisher and his husband for the first time while they were in NYC. We had a great time…all arranged thru FB messages of course. I drank a little – and they drank a lot! They’re such a nice couple, and it was great to meet the man who’s published all my work. I saw the final performance of the opera version of Sarah Kane’s 4:48 Psychosis and was pretty disappointed. Much better without the modern and monotonous music. My friend fell asleep. I tried not to compare it to the very first performance of it I saw in London, tried to take it on its own, but didn’t work for me. The strongest parts were when they simply printed her text on the back screen. Hope the TV meeting went well today Dennis.

  12. Dennis, Thanks! I have another that I came up with a long time ago. I should Google this shit before I say it. But I won’t. “Art is the extraordinary perception of the ordinary.” A friend of mine even uses it on her FB page. Hehehe.

    But that’s it. Completely unoriginal after that.

    Well, here’s how I see it, the wiring/piping/plumbing shit: if you’re going to spend money, spend it on that shit. It’s called priorities. Besides, we waste enough money on shit that fails and goes by the wayside all the time. Put it there first. There’s money to be made and there is money available for all of this. There’s really no excuse, particularly for rich countries, to have rotting/failing infrastructure. It’s crazy what we let them get away with.

    I’m going to sound like an egomaniac here, but I swear, let me be Prez for a year and all this shit would get solved pronto. ;D

    In the meantime, we artists -yes, I’m including myself!- must create our Art.

  13. He blows very reluctantly and does not like kissing, but no problem, everything has its price. I did almost everything with him, I squirted in his face and in his mouth and his ass and where I wanted, and he was stoic. – What more needs to be said, other than a fishbowl of sperm

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