The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I may look young and skinny but there’s a wise saying that, The most dangerous drugs are kept in the smallest bottle.”

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ihateoldmen, 19
Father:🇹🇷 Mother:🇭🇰

I’m a comely little boy that likes making an old man go completely insane horny 🥵🥺

My fave part is when an old man kicks me senseless in my balls, body and head.

It’d be a plus if you like Ingmar Bergman’s films.

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StephanKDod – October 27, 2025
Just a cute gay twink that cums too fast.

SirCumAlot – October 21, 2025
I don’t want to advertise him here like a piece of meat. He is extraordinary. Not only physically, but also intellectually. Everything about him is in some way different from what people generally think about Asian bottoms.

Intellectually, the conversations are advanced and diverse. You can talk to him about pretty much anything, which is very pleasant during dinner. There are no awkward silences. And he is not checking his phone.

Finally, there are the little things that make him so extraordinary. Yes, he will wipe the glass door of your shower with the scraper, yes, he will hang the towels back on the rack and not throw them on the floor, yes, he will put his dishes in the dishwasher and yes, he will give you that ass when you wish him a good night.

It’s not like having a slutty maso for a night, it’s much more like having a passive friend whom you haven’t seen for a while and whom you are rock hard to see again. And where you are looking forward to waking up next to him battered in the morning.


 

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NoLimitsBoy99, 20
i may look cute but i’m really a fucking disgusting pig who wants to jump into the deep end and just sink to the bottom and if you want to snuff me that is more than okay too just ask for my coordinates we have a lot to talk about and if you seen my profile before it’s because I got drunk and deleted it

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JustinTimberlake – October 16, 2025
I am an American singer, songwriter, actor, record producer, and dancer and I accept your proposal.

Sketchfox – October 16, 2025
You come into the world as an orgasm and you leave as an orgasm.

UneNuitAvecToi – October 14, 2025
I’m looking for a boy with self harm scars to give piss on the regular. See how I said regular twice? I’m very obsessed with my mental image of your yellow gurgling mouth.


 

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skaterboy, 21
i want a dad. Not like just for sex but like a real bond. Dads are cool. Watch me skate and punish me accordingly for messing up. Open to chatting about other stuff. i’m bi so mommies are hot too.

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andersdotter – October 11, 2025
I walk in with a pretty face that makes them don’t realize how fatherly I am.
As a father, I don’t like chasing but I wait till you come closer to me until it’s too late to escape.
Spankings may make you obey for a minute but my glance, silence and pretty face will strike in to your mind which make you stumble.
Somebody starts with tie your body but I start with playing your mind first. I love to break your mind and your ego like I’m dragging you down to the hell.
If you think you are strong enough to be my son, come to visit me.

davesmith – October 11, 2025
If I’m your Dad I’ll treat you like a god and worship the ground you walk on. I’ll lick you clean from head to toe, no matter how dirty sweaty your body is. I’ll sniff and cherish every scent of you from your socks to your underwear. I’ll eat and cherish your liquids, from your spit, sweat, piss, cum. And getting to watch you skate is my reward.

OutChecker – October 11, 2025
I’ll be your dad but I’m also looking to take photos and videos of your ass and expose it on gay porn apps, pages, and groups, and also to do things to it.


 

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fuckmeimmatt, 20
I’m exclusively attracted to women, but I have very low self-esteem, and I have a difficult time getting hard while trying to please a woman to the extent that I’ve given up trying, and I’m taking that as a sign to enter into extreme gay slavery.
Not the type of thing a sane straight boy wants for their life, I know.

You: A sadistic psychopath who’d rather read a book to the sound of my screams than listen to music. Capable of seeing a slave as a human carving board and executing that. (And yes I like horror movies).

Me: Current hobbies while not dating women are video gaming and not much else.

Comments

Elicor – October 20, 2025
Order him to kill himself. It might work.

NoodMutt – October 17, 2025
He used to date my daughter so he’s clearly capable of topping if that would come in handy.

rickdoit – October 9, 2025
He does everything he can to make it impossible to sexually objectify him.

pigguy09 – October 7, 2025
I used to date him and he likes to be savagely choked and raped.


 

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worthlessFagBoy, 18
I’m a very skinny white blond boy.
I’m into: poking, slapping, punching, squeezing, torture, being tied up naked laying down legs up, hand jobs till cum dry with deeply hard punches and threats, being starved for a day or more before a beating.
I’m especially into: I write a codeword on a piece of paper and place it in a bag. You restrain me and beat me until I reveal it to you. You have a certain amount of time to get me to speak. You can only check the bag once: If you got me to reveal the code, you get to beat me more. If I lied and you check the code, I’m beaten to death.
Not into: Anything else

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TheArchitect – October 14, 2025
The catch is he lives in a small town in Poland 2 1/2 hours drive from Poznan.


 

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Holly_Shit, 18
I just want to get fucked, but Grindr requires me to show my ID now 💔
I am a “18” year old hyper sexual boytoy who loves the attention of older men and I absolutely lose it when they can’t keep their hands off of my body no matter where we are. MOLEST ME DADDY PLEASE.
Never been hate fucked, but I really want to be 😉

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Holly_Shit (Owner) – October 20, 2025
I might like getting noisy, but sea turtles don’t. Pick up your trash.

ridemydickasap – October 20, 2025
At first, he is very shy and quiet; however, once his dick’s hard, he becomes VERY loud and opinionated. Proceed at your own risk.

Holly_Shit (Owner) – October 18, 2025
I very much love my girlfriend and she understands that this is outside her realm of expertise.

intoyoungerss – October 15, 2025
You will never forget his thighs.



 

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unprecedentedoccupant, 18
Hello, I’m 18 years old and looking for sex with jackals.

Consider that sentence a symptom of the rare and severe strain of autism that they’ll name after me.

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unprecedentedoccupant (Owner) – October 12, 2025
My metaphor for having sex is being the dough in a Chef’s hands. There’s a mirror on my ceiling that teaches me the geography of desire.

18tops – October 6, 2025
I do not appreciate boys even a day older than 18. Only worthless idiots don’t seem to get that.
If you’d have any other questions, just ask what you want to know, you have been given a mouth to talk, and fingers to type, not just for playing with your cock.
If you’re over 18, don’t be pathetic and still call yourself a boy, the boy in you died a long time ago, be a man, or get surgery to have it taken off.
Facial hair is a huge turn off, same goes for sboys outside my age limit, which is 18yo just so you know, apparently, it aint clear enough for quite a bunch of losers, even when it’s in my god damn headline!


 

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lostonthisshit, 21
looking for xxl looking for drugs looking for fists

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BigDaddyBen – October 18, 2025
Obnoxious, self entitled, delusional, demanding, bottomless pit spiritually dead Tina addict that can’t put his phone down, isn’t present and is nothing but a portal to the insatiable soul destroying darkside!

bennyatthediscoteque – October 10, 2025
He’s a masculine country boy that is also kind of goth. Make that make sense.

 

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iamabitch, 19
I may look young and skinny but there’s a wise saying that, The most dangerous drugs are kept in the smallest bottle.

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TruckerSkunk – October 19, 2025
Please with this picture you obviously stole off the internet. It could be anybody’s face behind that blindfold. And please don’t give me that same BS about not knowing how to take a picture like that. This isn’t the friggin’ 90s. We all have camera phones with timers on them nowadays. Figure it out. It’s literally not that hard. And furthermore, please do not make the excuse that your boss or grandmother might see your face pics. The chances of that happening are slim to none. Hate to break it you, but you aren’t really all that special for someone to specifically go searching the internet for weeks looking for your face pics. So stop being so paranoid. I am so tired of these lame excuses.

iambitch (Owner) – October 18, 2025
I also spend a long time on my hair and skincare because getting into the most useless sort of fuss over how I look is kind of an aphrodisiac for me.

Absolutemoron – October 18, 2025
hes rlly scrawny and short haha so yea

Idkwhattopick – October 15, 2025
hes 15 and needs someone not afraid of the police to teach him how to have sex

 

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Destruction-total, 18
Looking for a real, ultraviolent, perverted, sick master with no empathy towards me.
I want to be your toilet, your punching bag, I want to spew bile and vomit to the extreme.
Violent fisting and introduction of massive objects.
I am to be destroyed, real, outside and inside.
Whether it’s disgusting and gory, I want to suffer.
I want to be finished off like a real pig.
I want to become a piece of meat and eaten.
I know I won’t find it, but oh well.

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Beastneedsfriends – October 16, 2025
Fucked up, evil Psychopath human vivisectionist into horrifically violent torture snuff and having fun eating and raping the left-over chunks of dead mutilated Latino teens. Multiple personalities here:
#1 is a priest who enjoys his work way too much when it involves human sacrifice. He’ll take your Confession, rape every Hole, slit your throat, and then condemn your Soul to HELL. (And then he’ll join you there and start again.)
#2’s interrogations always end up with someone being tortured to death. You will tell him EVERYTHING before you die with his cum dripping from every hole.
#3’s therapies are very painful and frequently lethal. You may BEG for death at any time (but that will probably just get you raped).
#4 specializes in human meat dishes and firmly believes that the best flavor and succulence can only be achieved if the teen animal is butchered or cooked while it is still alive and screaming and filled with his cum.
Prisoner Pedro has been sentenced to death. His execution is pending, but his dead body will soon available for some fun. Yes, let’s not forget the dead bodies. Every sane person enjoys fucking corpses. And eating them. And ripping their arms and legs off. You can have almost as much fun with a dead body as you can with a living one! So give us shout.
Most important of all – we live to HATE. We HATE you Pedro, you devastated pig. Yes … YOU. We HATE YOU! FUCK OFF!

EndureMyClaw – October 12, 2025
We have all been through shit in our life that we want to forget and not think about, and I am no different. There are things that I have done to this boy that I know I’m going to hell for, but I am doing my best to keep that side of me as far from my mind as possible.

Mastersofchems – October 5, 2025
Tragically fresh

Icemanpain – October 1, 2025
I am in such a weird position in this kink community. I’m not a pedo but having a total crush on destroying young boys, making everyone else think I’m just a repressed pedo who destroys boys as way of punishing myself. But I am clearly not and exactly know what I like.


 

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heythereitsme, 21
im a human toilet with a sense of humor be my husband and make me a toilet 24/7 basically

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Equious – October 21, 2025
Boy’s in a care home. He lived with me as a toilet for 2 years. Sadly he has become very ill.

heythereitsme (Owner) – September 16, 2025
I ate yours too.

Shadow25000 – September 16, 2025
Sorry to intrude but I went to high school with you and one time I saw you in the boy’s bathroom kneeling over a toilet after Jim Fakas took a dump in it if you remember and you made a weird excuse and now everything makes sense. Whoa.

Genuineguy – September 8, 2025
I am a very attention seeking person, so if you like old guys bums then I am happy to give you full access for your enjoyment.


 

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LongPiggy, 23
Longpig twink looking for 🍽️
23, M, 72kg, Uk9 feet, 31 waist, 32 leg, 5ft11, Blue eyes, Blonde Hair, 38inChest, 7″ Cock

Ready for picking up 🍽️. No preference how u wanna do it. Happy to provide the meat.

If u want the meat let’s get it to u.

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ChainHart – October 9, 2025
He has the ideal balance of meat and fat, but he doesn’t have his ducks in a row.

thatmyth – October 3, 2025
I believe edibility is a great value in recognizing one’s inferiority. I learned that from my grandmother.


 

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DryFistee, 22
I’m looking for a dominant partner who won’t hesitate to dry fist me raw and rough. No lube, just pure, intense pain. I want you to ignore my pleas and continue until I’m screaming. Even if I beg to stop, you won’t. No matter how much I plead, you’ll keep going. My goal is to end up in the hospital, regretting my existence due to the agony.

Leave my ass so destroyed that I need to wear diapers for life or even a colostomy bag. I want to suffer, to be traumatized for life. I want to lose consciousness and wake up screaming while you continue to destroy my ass. I want the dominant to have so much blood on their arm that it drips non-stop. I understand the risks and this is my ultimate fantasy.

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DryFistee (Owner) – October 10, 2025
Sorry, when I wrote that I felt really depressed and angry at how men lie that they care about me but just want to fuck me in the ass.


 

 

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p.s. Hey. Tomorrow I’m going to Ghent for an overnight to show ‘Room Temperature’ there, so blog readers will have a long weekend, and the posts, p.s.es, etc. will return on Monday. ** Jack Skelley, Dodgers aren’t in their graves yet, as far as I can tell? Everyone, Hot tip from Jack Skelley: ‘Cumpunk is the filthy new omnisexual online anthology. Current edition has Charlene Elsby, Maddison Murray, Karina Bush etc. They are rounding-up new deviants for Cumpunk 2. People can read it and send material (writing and/or art) here. Happy Halloween! Whatcha doing? ** _Black_Acrylic, And another hot tip of a different nature from _Black_Acrylic: ‘When I was in Dundee there was a great artists’ space called Generator Projects that would hold this annual graduate show with the title They Had Four Years. In 2009 they displayed the work of an artist named Iain Sommerville whose sculpture resembled that of Unit 70 a great deal. So today I had a look here for his Instagram page and was happy to find that he’s still making bold, Halloween-adjacent material.’ julian, I would fill my abode with their props were I sufficiently moneyed and lived more spaciously. Greatest luck should it be needed on the presentation today. How did it go? Technically ambitious should be nothing but a plus, I can only imagine? ** James, Hi, James. I’ll look for your email. Hugs, me. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Asterix does a surprisingly good job of seeming almost American in its Halloween do-over. Should be fun without too many qualifications. Better to be relieved and unwise than wise and scared? Love is so thoughtful and handy. What a guy. Love trying to decide if this exciting and edible white chocolate ghost sculpture he saw at a chocolatier yesterday is worth parting with 57 Euros, G. ** Laura, This blog has a weird glitch where commenters sometimes can’t tell if their comments lodged or not, but all of your comments came through. Buggy place occasionally. I hope your eventual recovery involves a heavily foreshortened eventuality. Curious who I introduced you to, of course. You buy dresses through the post? Oh, I guess people do that a fair amount these days. Nice. Interviews were nice. Everyone mostly wants to ask about home haunts re: our film, and that’s what we did. Have the most scrumptious Halloween by whatever means. ** Steve, Nice about the car service and hotel. I think the main clients for Unit 70 are haunts, probably the more professional, moneyed kind. Yes, I just bought the new Wire yesterday down the street. No importing/exporting interference here as far I can tell. At least involving UK stuff. You may have to subscribe online? ** jay, Unit 70 is the creme de la creme of that industry. The real deal, etc. Oh, shit, so sorry about your crabby bf. He must be offloading other sourced life stress onto you? I hope he has already realised how lucky he is and made amends to you with … fill in the blank. Very, very excellent Halloween in whatever form you choose, my friend. ** Bill, From what I understand, the vast popularity of Spirit Halloween’s ‘cheap’ props has developed an elite class of prop aficionados who seek out the higher quality merchandise. You only just saw ‘Audition’? Right, the ending, yeah, I’m with you, but still. ** Carsten, Back when I hosted a big reading series in the early 80s, I hosted a reading by Rothenberg, and I think that was my only encounter with him. I remember he was very nice, duh. Cool, thank you! I’ll go check out what you sent and get back to you as soon as I’m able. Thanks, pal! ** BTG, Hi. Ah, someone told me she lived in Paris, so that was my mistake. Thanks for the correction. I was hoping to run into her here, but oh well. ** HaRpEr //, I sure know that state you’re talking about. And I always treasure the states that prioritise my writing, but life can sort of get messy in those phases. Urgh. Apart from wandering through an undoubtedly overcrowded spookified public park this evening, my Halloween will be pretty zip sadly. You might put mine to shame whatever you do. That is a great and terrifying pumpkin right there. Everyone, Go look at the pumpkin HaRpEr // carved and get suitably in the Halloween mood thereby. Here. Yes, awesome that Pilot is reprinting Derek’s book. Pilot’s saviour status ever increases. ** darbbzz⋆。°✩🎃✩°。⋆, Yay: pumpkin and its accompaniments. You’re moving, yay! When I first moved here, I lived in a really small room for, like, 7 years, and I could’ve lived there forever, so you’ll be okay, I reckon. And your competency test got aced by you, obviously no surprise whatsoever, but, still, another even bigger yay. Not to mention Boris playing ‘Pink’. You’re on a serious roll. I’m going to this for Halloween. That’s pretty much my only option. Oh, man, cheese grits … slurp. Thank, I’ll go peek at your Boris clip. Have an absolutely great one. ** Nicholas., As long as you have a script, the rain will pass. Nah, mashed potatoes >>>>> french fries, get serious. I’ve been vegetarian since I was 15. I kind of go back and forth from vegetarian to vegan. I’d be 24/7 vegan but I like cheese too much. I do partly credit my lifelong good health to my vegetarianism, it’s true. I don’t think I ever sold a book. Hm. No, I just give them away or lend them and the lendee steals them. ** Okay. Slaves for you, of course. You all have amazing Halloweens and immediate Halloween aftermaths, and I will see you back here on Monday.

2 Comments

  1. jay

    Hey Dennis! SirCumALot is nice, I have a really weird streak that finds that sort of heavy but socially constrained sadist appealing. fuckmeimmatt seems like he knows what he wants too, I think forgoing sexual desire like he does can make sex a much more profound experience. Anyway, enjoy Ghent, happy Halloween!

  2. Jack Skelley

    Dennnis hey — Zac posted one of the new Room Temp posters and it’s killer! REally good. So, guess what, I have a playwright/dramatist friend in Ghent. Nona Demey Gallagher. I alerted her to your screening. She is hot off Edinburgh Festival premiere of ‘Up Your Ass’, an adaptation of Valerie Solanas’ infamous play. We met via her appreciation of FOKA and Myth Lab. I’ll email you a bit more, and I’ll alert you if Nona alerts me that she is going to screening. YEs, tonite I’ll hand out candy to kids and brace for whatever the Dodgers have in store… heartbreak or final cliffhanger (They must win 2 in Toronto)… xoxox Jack

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