The blog of author Dennis Cooper

“I have more centimeters than years and it will be like this until I’m 23 years old!!!”

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Jam_my_ass, 19
Warsaw

I am enormously expensive.

Only for geniuses.

Guestbook of Jam_my_ass

Jam_my_ass (Owner) – Dec 12, 2022
I am situationally bi.

Jam_my_ass (Owner) – Dec 9, 2022
I am completely closed minded towards men that aren’t geniuses.

Or even sound less than genius.

You could say I’m picky.

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, German, Polish
Position More top
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Top
S&M Soft
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 300€
Overnight Rate 2000€

 

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fun_body, 18
Gradignan

freshly 18!
been doing this off the books for years!
now i can finally turn pro!
fucking yay!
Pas de Jeffrey Dahmer svp!

Guestbook of fun_body

ReluctantSlut – Dec 10, 2022
I’ve always hired escorts, I enjoy fucking then and leaving. But these last couple weeks have been eye opening.

I hired this boy and no condoms were discussed and I pumped him full of cum. Him walking back to his car with a wet cummy hole leaking into his boxers felt so amazing and wrong.

I never repeat but I met him again not long after and filled his ass again. Still amazing.

My sexual appetite increased and a couple days later I met another escort but there was just something missing, he was cute and he had a nice ass but somehow just felt off.

This was only a few days ago and I’ve hired this boy and bred him three times since then, and he just left here now with cum in his hole and I’m still horny for him.

I feel like I’m losing control, am I doomed?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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SluttyJewishTeen4U, 18
Rishon LeZion

I’m ONLY passive when fucking. By that I mean my position! Your ass is taboo for me.
If you don’t see me as 100% ass, then it doesn’t fit.

I’m totally cock fixated.
You fuck me as much as you need and want it.

Kissing is a must, nothing works without a tongue in my mouth.

I like muscular men who ain’t bald.

Guestbook of SluttyJewishTeen4U

Forgetthepast – Dec 7, 2022
I’m wondering if you would be willing to travel to Palestine to fuck with a fatso (we fuck, he watches).
It’s the fatso’s lifelong dream to be able to worship a cute Jewish teen in general. So it would be nice if we showed him what he CANNOT have ;). I worship your Jewish bod and fuck you in front of his eyes and he has to watch. Although he would like to be in my position himself, but he can’t.
Are you in the mood for that?

IFUCKEVERYTHING – Dec 4, 2022
Not sure what to say here other than i think his ass is עָצוּם.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Hebrew
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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thehumanurinal, 18
Mexico City

Human Urinal for You

Hi I’m Jamie, I’m 18, and I’m a human urinal. I’m looking for men who love using boys as their urinal. I’m looking to (1) find a bunch of men who wanna use me as a human urinal, then throw a huge party that I can be the urinal for, and (2) for a rich urinating daddy to buy me nice things like the latest Apple and iPad and finance my decadent life of luxury and help me reach new lows every day🤣

Guestbook of thehumanurinal

Mathewmuratore – Dec 10, 2022
You make the world happy.

thehumanurinal (Owner) – Dec 10, 2022
I also sell weed.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 70$
Overnight Rate 100$

 

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thatboydylan, 18
Greensboro

Touch me without using your hands.

Guestbook of thatboydylan

thatboydylan (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
I’m looking for this guy in the pic Anyone can help?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick S – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
S&M No answer
Kissing No
Safe Sex Always
Hourly Rate 60$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Alwaysmiling, 21
Seattle

im a young but old school top guy not this modern day fancy freaky who need to be center of attention look hot or get some followers an bluster my OF subscriptions im a simple guy very aggressive in streets an in the sheets if your looking for mr sensitive try some support group for the small minded twatts who feels the world owes them a oh pour baby lol here let me do it for you lol i don’t want to fuck people who want to get fucked because daddy touched them an mommy was a drunk i fuck people based on their money your nothing special till you prove it not like you cured cancer or solved world hunger lol on your knees with a cock down your throat so prove your not some basic cloned sheep trying to fit in needing the world to think your something special when at the end of the day you your just another queer cloned drone

Guestbook of Alwaysmiling

Alwaysmiling (Owner) – Dec 1, 2022
i have masturbated to pictures of my own ass

FunCheerSlut – Dec 1, 2022
I know you’re a top, but would you fuck yourself?

FreeballinSchmuck – Dec 1, 2022
One thing I am very aware of when looking at your photos is my love and respect for your cum. You have your own cum specific to you and only you, created within your body to be passed to others, and I would consider it an honor to have every load of cum/dna/sperm/seed you have within you left within my body. I would also love to have the dna of everyone who is biologically related to you (father, uncle, grandad, etc) inside me too.
Thank you.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Czech
Position Top only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Takemeshopping69, 20
Liepaja

Dear daddy,
Heyy. I’m a student. And now I have a free time. Want to find some daddy or good man who can invite me to his city (tickets, host, shopping, etc) for small vacation 3-5 days. I from Latvia …
From me: good face, attractive body, dick 19 cm, hungry ass and maybe something more? Let’s see 😉

Guestbook of Takemeshopping69

Takemeshopping69 (Owner) – Dec 13, 2022
I especially enjoy the company of a confident man who carries a firearm

exploringmen – Dec 13, 2022
I brought Takemeshopping69 to Paris for a few days and I have to say, yes, between the travel and shopping and keeping him impressed the cost was extremely high and I could have gotten 5 other boys for it, but … I love when a cute boy snores. And he snores like a donkey. It really got me hot!

berrytoody – Dec 6, 2022
I have been through a lot of bad times with this guy, i have been hurt by him, his friends and even his family and i am not looking forward to go through such pain ever again in my life.

Takemeshopping69 (Owner) – Dec 3, 2022
I would marry someone whatever under the right circumstances

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages Latvian, French, German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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“Free”Neck, 20
New York City

Hi, I’m Ethan and I’m 19 years old.

I discovered the world of sex for money when I was 14 years old, since then I’ve been in love.

I really enjoy being showered with gifts but I’m not restricted to it only, but it please me a lot 🐶 and as a reward you would be able to do whatever you want with my ass and cock.

I really like to get cuddles in my hair and I’m very horny about it, so shaving it off is not an option.

I really love to cuddle and kiss and if you have muscles and are into choking me then that’s great because I really enjoy the sounds I make.

Guestbook of “Free”Neck

OnlineCharacter – Dec 11, 2022
He’s the type of guy who most people think of as masculine but for reasons unknown, transforms into a flaming queen when he’s getting topped. His voice goes from a rich baritone to a glass breaking soprano the very second I was inside of him. He gets all Shirley Temple and adopts her voice, saying things like: “Oh My … Oh My … Oh My!” with each thrust. You have to know it is just freaky! I’m sorry but someone has to tell you to lower the flame!

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Some
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 1000$

 

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bussybaby, 18
Vienna

I’ve been fucked so much that I am actively making it a business… and I don’t care what you think & certainly don’t care about you – I’m sorry if that bothers you! I’m sorry that I’m not a fake boyfriend and I’m sorry that I simply just hate myself, happy hunting 🙂

Guestbook of bussybaby

iriptheslit – Dec 7, 2022
Hey Man I like to fuck ass very hard. break your

youronyourownkid – Dec 6, 2022
I merely fucked him because I was in need unfortunately.

nutellailluminati – Dec 5, 2022
Sex starts silent and gets louder and intense..

Anonymous – Dec 3, 2022
met yesterday and paid fuffi zero eighteen number .. nothing special

likeToFuck – Dec 2, 2022
hes best business ever coz I love to fuck unsatisfied destressed people

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Farsi, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 120€
Overnight Rate 600€

 

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Femboyanalslut, 21
Los Angeles

Part time student, full time slut.
Looking for older kinky, perverted daddys to rent me as their slutty no limits sex toy and breed me. Love rough play and want to be manhandled and shown what a little slut I am. Love it when toys are buried in me, the more the better in my opinion. One of my favourite things that I have recently gotten into is having my feet licked and sucked while I’m being fucked. Open to most kinks and fantasies including very taboo if the price is right.

Ideally looking to have a few people from whom I can receive regular ongoing payments but not opposed to something longterm and exclusive if the right amount presents itself.

Guestbook of Femboyanalslut

Femboyanalslut (Owner) – Dec 10, 2022
One more thing, men with beards have to pay double, my apologies.

Femboyanalslut (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
I am really sorry but due to recent experience only white and yellow (mongoloid and caucasoid to use the scientific terminology) men please.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Heartless8oy, 18
Basel

Weirdo looking for older weirdos to do some kinky stuff with. As a weirdo, I am open to many things. I will not meet up with people just for sex, especially if they’re not weird. I am looking to make dates, and possibly a relationship, with weirdos who know how to weird out. Will add more later, going out for a drink 😝.

Guestbook of Heartless8oy

Psychedelia – Dec 9, 2022
send me vids of u eating food or shitting

newspaperboy87 – Dec 7, 2022
Hey I have a newspaper fetish is that weird enough if so that fetish is for you! My favourite papers are that daily telegraph, the Sunday times, Financial Times and the sun! What’re yours?

yo2324 – Dec 4, 2022
I think it could be argued that paying 150 € to fuck a guy who dresses like it’s 2003 would make anyone inherently weird.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages English, Polish
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 450€

 

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GERsubforMAGA, 20
New York City

german student visiting new york city wants $ and MAGA dicks.

Guestbook of GERsubforMAGA

GERsubforMAGA (Owner) – Dec 9, 2022
I sort of like to cross dress not that I’m at all fem I just think it makes my ass look super edible.

GERsubforMAGA (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
Back in Germany I currently work full time as a meat cutter for a grocery store.

GERsubforMAGA (Owner) – Dec 7, 2022
I’m only been fucked twice but they told me it’s as if u been doing it for years.

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Some
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate 50$
Overnight Rate On request

 

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FillMeLikeADonut, 20
Barnstaple

I offer my ass to empty your balls. No talk, I don’t suck. My cock is taboo because it is in a cage, hence the low price 🙂

The plan: I’m waiting for you on your or my bed, on all fours or lying down with poppers in hand, you enter, you put the money on my ass, you take out your cock or lube your fist, you get down to business and you leave when you’re done.

I have an ass that is always about to explode sex addicted men.

Guestbook of FillMeLikeADonut

FillMeLikeADonut (Owner) – Dec 13, 2022
I CAN NOW BE FUCKED FOR UP TO FIVE HOURS.

FillMeLikeADonut (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
I hope you don’t mind me saying this. My eloquence is failing me, however there is one thing I must add and here it goes… I flatly would like to make such an impression on the people who, how shall we say, fuck me that when they are on their death beds thinking of all the carnal encounters that are most important to them and most well remembered they can only think of my fabulous ass. That is the impression I intend to make and an expression of the vigour and dedication I have to my carnal profession.

Imnotyourromeo – Dec 6, 2022
I have an absolute fondness for his arse and I’ve been fucking it and only it exclusively for the past year. Judge me if you want, but that’s just how I am.

opendoor – Dec 3, 2022
I genuinely felt like my money was utterly well spent on his ass to such a degree that I skipped all the way home.

hmuimlonely – Nov 29, 2022
To remember my hot cum pulsing into him is something that gets me gasping.

FillMeLikeADonut (Owner) – Nov 22, 2022
I can top if I have to but I have only done that with girls so it may feel a little different than you are used to.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Sometimes
Hourly Rate 120£
Overnight Rate 400£

 

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arabbitchboy, 18
Dusseldorf

Don’t yet know what I’d be willing to do 4 money, maybe you can show me.

I have more centimeters than years and it will be like this until I’m 23 years old!!!

Not looking 4 the scary monster I see in my nightmares.

Guestbook of arabbitchboy

macar – Dec 10, 2022
I would like to watch you sit on the toilet and take a dump. And I would like to fist you.

Anonymous – Dec 7, 2022
Germany is finished. Thank you mom! …Disgusting !

camelblue – Dec 6, 2022
Let him ejaculate semen in your mouth
Let him shoot hot semen all over your tongue
Swallow a teen’s sperm from his balls
Let the sperm from his balls blast out all over your tongue
You need to eat his sperm
You’ll crave his thick salty sperm
Thick salty sperm coming out of his penis
He loves shooting a big load
He loves to squirt millions of his sperm into your mouth.
Look how happy you’ve made him
He feels so good when you’re slurping his spunk from his big mushroom head
Make him moan, make him feel something amazing
Make him lose control so that his jizz comes out
When he’s ready to come, he’ll start jerking his cock off.
Be a good man and open your mouth and wait
Tell him to jerk his cock. Tell him you want his sperm.
Let him show you his sperm.
Do you want to see his sperm come out of his penis?
He’s trying to make warm, salty, semen come out of his dick for you.
Help him please. Help him show you his sperm.
Are you hungry? Would you like to taste some warm salty sperm that just came out of a teen’s penis?
Do you want to eat human sperm while a teen is coming and feeling so good?
All of that sperm is coming out because he feels so good.
You should taste it. You should eat it.
Don’t you want to swallow his DNA?
Don’t you want to make him feel good?
That is hot sperm that was inside his balls, and now it’s in your mouth. Millions of his sperm cells are squirting out of his penis, don’t you want to taste them? You should eat them and feel them tingling in your throat.
You are eating his DNA. Your mouth will taste like his DNA all day.

Anonymous – Dec 1, 2022
Again with the criminal refugees! The Greens are destroying our fatherland, but the dirty West wants it that way.

DeepLicker – Dec 1, 2022
go sell crep at the christmas market there is minimum wage you monkey! should i throw up or how unbelievable?

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Arabic, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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VacationSlut, 20
Rezé

Just a wild boy looking for an interesting vacation. Have me as your sex toy for a week, kept stripped down to my shoes and socks, and put to work around your cock. Throw in some regular praise to reinforce fact I am your sexy toy for a week. At the end of the week, have me agree to spend another vacation with you before I’m released. Any one interested? In the future, I definitely would love to be on a permanent vacation, but because of life things, that’s not an option for me.

Guestbook of VacationSlut

Yourfuckingass – Dec 10, 2022
Unhygienic drug hole

lovehurts – Dec 5, 2022
So unbelievably cute, flawlessly bodied, insanely sexy, prettiest ass ever and maddeningly horny.

JF1394 – Dec 1, 2022
🗑, inferior being

fillthegap – Nov 30, 2022
From behind, I held his hair and pressed his face into the pillow so that he could hardly defend himself then held him in feverish heat and fucked long, hard and mercilessly in his wet, juicy butt 😮‍💨😵 making him endure the unbearable squeeze that my XXXL penis caused in his skinny stomach and the pain made him drool like an animal 🤤🤤🤤🤤

testmymilk – Nov 27, 2022
is he ugly; of course not he has that ass 🍑

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Versatile
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 100€
Overnight Rate 500€

 

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exgymnast, 18
Tampa

Hello, my name is Jay I was a gymnast in school, but a busted ligament means I am just attractive meat now 👀🔥✌🏻

So I really have very very very ❗️ the dream of becoming a slut I don’t know exactly but I feel very attracted to it but really very much

Or extreme spank until my body is scribbled with paint or whatever I would be ready for anything (❗️❗️)

I would also be willing to end up homeless on the street at some point because as I always say “you only live once”😉

I am in my final year of school and I have to revise and do lots of school work so it would be great if I could be forced to revise and work

I suppose age doesn’t matter I just want out of my parents house and with someone especially if it’s hot Haha 👍🏻

Guestbook of exgymnast

Hungturkishbi – Dec 8, 2022
I’m so hornet.

exgymnast (Owner) – Dec 3, 2022
Ok, honestly, I would love to find a generous guy really into porn that just wants to sit back and j/o with me. I like to think of myself as a freak, and I know I wanna do freaky stuff, but then I get apprehensive and end up being a big ‘ol chicken 😂.

Body Type Muscular
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 150$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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VoidCat, 19
Edinburgh

I’m 19 and I started extremely early. I’ve been at this for 10 years. And I don’t mind talking about it.

Looking to find the deep and dark wealthy men who know the underbelly of our world.

I’ve gotten to a place where I’m so depressed not finding what I really need. I’m sure I’ll find it on this site.

Happy to speak with those of you who also got popped super young. It gets me off.

Guestbook of VoidCat

Chokeu – Dec 9, 2022
That’s what I want to do.

BillyVaughn – Dec 8, 2022
Jack! It’s me. Hi!

letsgetiton – Dec 7, 2022
I love the idea of sliding into your shit filled fucked hole and feeling it strain and push as i slide back and forth making a mess.

Onenightfuk – Dec 5, 2022
I just wanna suck your dick like all the time it’s just a thing I guess. Lol

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Versatile
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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FistaFemboy, 21
Paris

Oui

My name is Lukas (but you can also call me Lucy), I’m 21 years old, non-binary, because fuck genres.

I’m coming out of a lousy relationship, come what may.

I like cultured fisters who know how to talk while they fist me (it doesn’t seem like it, but it’s important…).

I could have been the Champ, but Fist4life.

Guestbook of FistaFemboy

FelchingPisser – Dec 2, 2022
His kuntslop also mixes wonderfully with piss.

phukyou – Dec 2, 2022
I can vouch for his “slime”. I found that adding the tiniest bit of baking soda to the lube mixture (and letting it fully dissolve before use) made him empty a veritable waterfall into my mouth.

FistaFemboy (Owner) – Dec 2, 2022
Yes, I’m told my hole makes quite a bit of “slime”.

HarshLegends – Dec 2, 2022
My partner and I are huge champions of mental health and over the years of rimming and felching pigkunt, we’ve noticed that some boykunts produce a lot of mucus discharge in their fisted holes. We fukkin’ crave slopping around with our tongues and mouths in this kuntsnot. The taste and smell drives us fukkin’ wild with lust. Do you have this type of hole discharge?

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Never
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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FuckMyPeruvian, 19
Dublin

I’m a white guy (43) and I like seeing my Peruvian teen boyfriend fucked by other guys. I will sometimes kiss or hold him while you do it…. But otherwise just have fun with him. All focus should be on him. He’s a proud slut. He’s on Prep so you can do him raw. We can host in Dublin. Must be someone who likes small, hairless Peruvians.

Guestbook of FuckMyPeruvian

Douglas – Dec 11, 2022
To state that I found immense pleasure in ploughing your boyfriend with my huge dick would be the understatement of the century.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, Portuguese, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No answer
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Safe Sex Rarely
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate 350€

 

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GenuineDogforRent, 19
City of Subotica

My name is Brock.
I want to be a real dog.
I wanted a pet for as long as I can remember.
At the age of 13, this pushed me under a dog, who took my virginity.
I’m looking for a $$$ handler to:
Play fetch
Take me on walks around the garden
Sleep at my handlers feet or in a puppy bed
Feed me out of a bowl
Fuck me
Let me outside to the garden for the toilet this includes number 1 and 2. (Obviously I’ll have my paws on so can’t wipe, hope your carpet isn’t white 😂)
*Born this way*

Guestbook of GenuineDogforRent

GenuineDogforRent (Owner) – Dec 8, 2022
Just because I’m a dog doesn’t mean I am horny all the time like people seem to think.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Serbian, English
Position Prefer not to say
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Safe Sex Let’s talk
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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host_my_heteroNephew, 19
Krems an der Donau

I’m an older man (52) and I don’t live in Krems. I created this profile because my nephew is visiting the area.

My sister married a Brazilian a long time ago and they have a son who is an aspiring musician and will come to Europe. He’s in this area now. I told him that I have many friends in Austria and maybe I could find someone to take him in so he could save the money for a one night hotel. Of course I didn’t tell him I’m on this site as he’s straight and I’m not around for my family… but I know maybe something interesting could happen? I would like to know…

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Not very hairy
Smoker No answer
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Portuguese, English
Position No answer
Dick No answer
Dirty No answer
Fisting No answer
S&M No answer
Kissing No answer
Safe Sex No answer
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** CAUTIVOS, That’s a very rich reading list there, thank you. I’m happy to see Millhauser on there. I wish more people read him. My list (tomorrow) is just books and things that were released this year. Bon day! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Oh wow, I think that ‘Lil’ Abner’ performance is what started her ball rolling. ** Tosh Berman, Get a room, ha ha. Nah, she’s awesome, thanks, T. ** Sypha, You could hardly turn on the TV in the late 60s without glimpsing her. Yeah, someone’s death and what you imagined their death will feel like are so wildly different. Hugs, my friend. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Wow, I was going to say huge congratulations on the BJD completion, except, oh, no, coitus interruptus! But … congratulations anyway. How frustrating though. Friends say I can easily buy lots of different kinds of Pocky in the Japanese district, which is a short walk from me, so I may be saved. The concrete factory was fun and interesting. We had to take a train way out to this small town and a couple of buses, but it was nice. Really massive building full of these exciting machines if you like complicated machines and conveyer belts and stuff, which I do. They sadly did not let us go into the onsite mine where they dig/blast out the rocks, but you can’t have everything. It was cool. This is way too technical a question, but if love had lust captive in his basement for 13 years, wouldn’t he also need to have a bunch of hotties captive down there too, or is lust the hottie, and, in that case, wouldn’t lust’s hotness start to seem kind of old hat after a year or two? Ha ha, sorry. Love giving lust the ability to physically transform into whoever love wants?, G. ** scunnard, Hey, J. Nice, very nice! Delere … I don’t know them. I’ll look them up. Speaking as an editing/revising/etc. nerd, that work sounds dreamy. ** Misanthrope, Caught, appreciated, and returned yet again frisbee-style. ** Steve Erickson, Analog horror … what exactly do you mean by that? Quality never protects anything, at least in the short term, at least when it comes to books. Oh, right, I have heard of Sault, now that you mention it, but I’ve never listened. I will. Thanks, Steve. ** Robert, Hi, R. Huh. I’m sure you can find that clip if you search on youtube. Unless your computer has specifically targeted it. My week is ending in an agreeable fashion. Yours? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. I have no doubt Clarice is or was smiling gratefully at your comment. ** Charalampos Tzanakis, Hi back from you know where. Hm, I can’t remember that poem. Or, I mean I remember that it exists but not what it consists of. I’ll go find it. Thank you in any case. Big hit! Awesome! ** Montse, Montse!!!! Yeah, making a film and preparing to make a film is a crazy amount of work, especially in this case because the person in charge of arranging everything for us is incompetent at doing their job, so Zac and I are having to do everything ourselves. Learning experience at least. I’ll see what Google can show me about Sant Andreu. Now that they have those 3D maps, you can actually get an actual sense of places sometimes. Sounds cool. Definitely give me the tour when I come next. I’d love to come to Barcelona again. I have to figure out a way. Yes, let me know your Paris possibility, and I can let you know Zac’s and my away schedule when I know it. I know that, starting soon, I won’t be here all that much until we finish shooting the film in mid-April. Big, big love to you! ** Jack Skelley, I’m pretty sure Clarice saw your thank you, and I bet they blushed upon doing so. and, dude, I’ll see you to-fucking-morrow! ** Right. Due to my day away from the blog yesterday you get your escorts a day late this month. Enjoy looking but not touching. See you tomorrow.

7 Comments

  1. _Black_Acrylic

    VoidCat would seem to have some quite alarming things to say. I do hope the streets of Edinburgh are not too unwelcoming for him.

  2. Bill

    Good to hear the concrete factory outing went well, Dennis. Decades ago, the civil engineers at my school at the time would have these concrete-making contests for visitors day. Professors would make their concrete before the event, stick them in some kind of concrete crushing machine, and compete for the strongest block. Impressive noise when a block breaks, of course. I made a recording that was included in a compilation somewhere, but I highly doubt I can find it now.

    This has to be an impressively self-obsessed crew of guests today. Can’t they just appreciate the boys?

    Just saw the new Peter Strickland short “Blank Narcissus”. Very nice.

    Bill

  3. Dominik

    Hi!!

    Thank you for the congratulations anyway! I’m already in love with my BJD – okay, let’s call him by name from now on; he’s Julian – so I’m super happy, just really impatient at this point, haha.

    Oh! The Japanese district sounds lovely to begin with, and it’s a huge plus that it’s close to your place too! I hope you get to satisfy your Pocky craving!

    I’ve never been to a concrete factory, and I have no idea what it might look like, but it does sound pretty fascinating based on your description. Did you go as part of your film preparations, as research maybe, or simply for fun?

    Hmmmm. You might be right. You might be absolutely right. I don’t think love thought this one through. Maybe he had to start capturing some suitable victims to entertain lust at some point, yeah…

    Ah, this is a generous one! Today, I wouldn’t mind if he transformed into Heartless8oy. Thank you! Love as an unhygienic drug hole, Od.

  4. Jamie

    Hey Dennis,
    How are you? All goodish here. Just a quickie to ask if you knew that BEE had answered your question? It’s quite a good answer too:
    https://www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/bret-easton-ellis-has-all-the-answers
    Hope all’s well with you and you have a lovely weekend.
    Spirographic love,
    Jamie

  5. Steve Erickson

    Analog horror is a style of found footage film that uses glitchy video effects (often placed on top of actual images) and lo-fi VHS quality, with dread emerging from apocalyptic/cosmic horror overtones and a sense that society is breaking apart along with the image. It’s basically a visual creepypasta, which sometimes overlaps with avant-garde film. For the most part, it consists of shorts posted on YouTube (such as “The Backrooms”), but SKINAMARINK seems to be its biggest breakthrough. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m curious about reviews comparing it to Scott Barley or even Peter Gidal. The film has already found an audience online through piracy, but it opens in US theaters next month.

    Unfortunately, I can’t get my spare laptop to turn itself on – the battery must be dead. I’ll be taking my main laptop to the repair shop for a diagnostic tomorrow, so I may be without Internet access for most of the weekend. I’ve rushed to complete two assignments in the past two days, but I still have two to finish it before year’s end.

    I’d hate to see the “genius” attracted by Jam_my_ass. Peter Thiel wannabes? There’s no escape from the far right, even in the comments of these ads.

  6. Adam

    I am a new reader of your blog and books, which were recommended to me by an acquaintance (Ian). What an interesting coincidence to read this post at the same time I am reading The Sluts (which is a wonderful book). I look forward to reading more of your work.

  7. Misanthrope

    Dennis, I hope you have a good weekend. Got my errands done today and will be going to Annapolis, MD tomorrow for a good friend’s birthday. Going to some place she wants to go to for food and then probably back to her place for a while. Kayla’s going with me.

    Otherwise, eep. Just ordered some books, a couple recs from friends.

    I think I told you I’ll be off on the 22nd through the 26th. I’ll be looking to do some personal stuff then.

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