The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘I have a beard fetish, spit coming out of a bearded mouth is almost too much for me to handle’: Meet DC’s select international male escorts for the month of June 2017

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timeismoney, 22
Paris

I’m a young, smart twink student who’s looking for a SugarDaddy, if you know what I mean. I’m technically an escort, I’m not a prostitute. These are not the same.

Money for living. Money for education. Money for food. Money for clothes. Money for medication. Money for me.

Have been tricking with older men on a part time basis for two years and now feel ready to move to a first full time position.

When I’m not getting fucked I’m considered to be intelligent and hard working, able to blend in with others in the world.

You want me?

Guestbook of timeismoney

Anonymous – May 25, 2017
Real criticism of a real customer.
The photo of this boy is not true.
It has photo shop.
This boy has a deform chest,
Cute face, but of disturbing body.
It would be a perfect escort for those who only like face.
S ‘was a good user of photoshop,
There would be no urge to take a lot of pictures of this boy’s body.
It would be so nice to be able to admire, to touch the body in this Photoshop.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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IfuckyourholeBB, 22
Rotterdam

Hi Im stephan i fuck your ass brutally deep hard Bareback too 🙂 my preis is cheap 🙂

Endowment of 22CM real you will never see something so impressive in front of your eyes because surely few could swallow all my mega pollon

I can give you:

You suck me
I fisting brutally deep your ass
I love ONLY Bareback too
My cock L but very hard and i have much sperm 🙂
I like when your ass very painfull 🙂

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 90 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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CollinSimpson, 24
BokmÄl

Collin Simpson What’s there not to like about Collin Simpson. He’s truly is a great kid with a huge cock and beautiful body. He has one of the best attitudes of any model we’ve ever filmed. Extremely confident and excited to enter the escorting industry. He’s about 5’11” and weighs about 175 lbs and wants a blowjob and will take other requests under consideration. He’s fucking HOT! 5’10″/1.78m height 9″23cm cock 24

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Mostly top
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros

 

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gaymadness, 19
Manila

I’m a nice boy. Being great is most important to me.

I don’t think I’ve had my sexual revolution yet, so I’m happy I found this site.

I’d say I’m a bottom because I love getting fucked hard.

I didn’t post pix of my ass because I try to be as discreet as possible about it. If you don’t like it when you see me naked, I’ll leave right away. All good. No worries. No problem.

I’m too skinny right now, with ribs you will see. If I gained 5kgs, I won’t be skinny anymore. Another reason why you guys should start lining up to pound the fuck outta me. I gain weight when I get fucked a lot.

Guys say I have a nice cranium.

My body has some hair but I get a full-body wax every 5 weeks or so. Too hot for body hair in the Philippines for me. My cock is super small, and I forget that sometimes.

Exhibitionism turns me on. I want to try getting fucked on the rooftop, at the pool, by a window, on a balcony, for example. No women & children can see though. Definitely don’t want to traumatize anyone.

Piss is not a problem although I am better a little drunk for that.

People make me anxious, so I’d rather not meet in very public places like coffee shops, malls, etc.

I smoke cigarettes and drink a lot of coffee.

Rumi says, “What you seek is seeking you.” So, come & get it.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Crazy_boy19, 19
Salzburg

Hi, i am queer non-binary 420 chain-smoking crazy guy and i invite you to a trip to the center of my body.

Im new to this, wish me luck.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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dildoinyourhole, 21
High Wycombe

Thick, 9″ dildo waiting to be stuffed inside you. Also a giant classic vibrator. If you have toys for me, hand them over. STRICTLY TOYS ONLY. I remain either fully clothed or in my underwear the whole time. You should meet me at least one time in your life.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Pounds
Rate night ask

 

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Boys_next_the_door, 21
Lyon

What an incredible hot offer! Yes, you don’t see double!

These gay Escorts are coming as a double package and at least one of them will make your dreams come true! High-Class companions are flocking in from all over the world to meet them in a climate of acute sex.

The rates are for both together. They offer wild double experience in their chic and clean apartment. Miguel have a 21 years old, great ass with not very educated or intelligent. Danilo have 25 years old, 8′ cock with also not very educated or intelligent.

They will not take the lead, but if you take the lead you will have the most erotic scene ever.

If you are looking at their photos and do not want to have sex with them, you are lying to yourself!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 10 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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evildicksucker, 22

professional sucker with experienced deepthroat skills offers his mouth and neck with joy for relaxed to hard stuff: throatfuck, gagging, loads of spit included. you can stick it in my ass afterwards for an extra 50.

Dicksize L, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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BBSlaveWhore, 19
Budapest

H.E.L.L.O. M.E.N.! 19 years old YOUNG/SKINNY/FCKIN PERVERT/TWINK STYLE/BUTT BOY waiting for R.E.A.L. M.E.N. ! I’m ONLY BOTTOM BOY EVER!!! <–ATTENTION!!!

I’M NOT BIG COCKED BOY SO SKIP ME IF YOU WANT BIG COCK BUT WRITE ME IF YOU WANT SWEET BOYHOLE.

Things what I LOVE:

-I love to deep throat 2 or 3 cocks at once
-I love to be fucked BB (cum inside, gangbang all cum inside me)
-I love to kiss (ESPECIALLY with EXTREMELY OLD GUYS)
-PERVERT THINGS (S/M, BONDAGE, TORTURE etc)
-Piss (in my mouth, body, ass)
-GRANDDADDY-GRANDSON ROLE PLAY (I love 50-80 yrs, love to BE ELDERLY’S LITTLE SLUT HOLE)

What I DONT LIKE!!!!!!!!:

-PRINCESSES (FAGS FEM TRANS, NOT REAL MEN)
-I DONT LIKE WHEN A MAN WOULD LIKE TO: SUCK ME, ASK ME FOR FUCK HIM, FINGERING HIM ETC. (SO DISGUSTING I THINK)
-MAYBE I DONT LIKE THE FIST A BIT

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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NathanielGuerrero, 18
Taos

I’m 14 years old and want to get fucked and I’m looking for $$$ and fast sex.

I also crave humiliation as I don’t have any self worth.

BY CONTACTING ME YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY FORM OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.

Guestbook of NathanielGuerrero

Anonymous – June 5, 2017
Fine, if you want to play it that way, “kiddo”, I did check your ID like I wrote, and you’re 27!

NathanielGuerrero (Owner) – June 4, 2017
Ok, ok, I’m 24 years old, ok? I was just doing a fantasy for fun! Can’t a twink have fun even in this weird place?!

Anonymous – June 3, 2017
I took a look at his ID when he was taking shower afterwards. He’s not 14. He’s 15!

scorpion_xxl – May 29, 2017
Had him tonight, and he’s a great bottom, and boyish, sure, but he is not 14 years old. It’s obviously a sales gimmick. If he’s 14 years old i am my own grandmother.

Anonymous – May 14, 2017
Since I wrote my review of NathanielGuerrero dated April 12, this escort has changed his profile. At the time of our date, he stated his age as 18. Although he looked and seemed younger, I had no reason to think those qualities weren’t genetic. Let me say unequivocally, I would not have had sex with him had I known he was underaged.

Anonymous – April 12, 2017
I had the dreamiest, “can’t believe my luck” sex ever with this tender, delicate boy. If you’re a closeted “molester” like me, run don’t walk!

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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littel_dreamboy, 22
Cologne

Good morning, as a hurricane of pleasure, I, Antony, disembark in colony for the first time, if you have interest in coming to my secret room for a session of stealing my breath, packed with spicy preliminaries, with your body glued to mine, costs 30 euros extra and more, If you prefer I go to your house that costs 100 euro, I do not kiss only kiss if the person I am clean, I am clean, I like people, I am staying in a secret room, I am very hot, I am objective, I am honest with the person that is with me, I am always playing in the Bed sucking nipples, then you suck my nipples, AND YOU WILL GOT THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

Guestbook of littel_dreamboy

Anonymous – Jame 16, 2017
SORRY BUT THAT HAVE TO BE A FAKE GUESTBOOK LIKE MANY!

THAT BOY ARE UGLY. AND WHO TELLS THAT THE BOYS OVER THE 21 YEARS CAN STILL WORK LIKE HOOKERS?

HE SHOULD PAY HIS CLIENTS

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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mostlybottomwithhugecock, 24
Salzburg

more beautiful than me you die
be ready

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 2000 Euros
Rate night 5000 Euros

 

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WilliamSmithOFFICIAL, 18
Malmo

I’m 18 and told I have a cute ass and a bottom in real life and new to all this business aspect (admired it from a far) so a little timid but super into everything about it and I think I’m into basically anything that pays really so yeah haha.

Guestbook of WilliamSmithOFFICIAL

Anonymous – May 20, 2017
i forgot to post a message which he deserves
this is a fucking hot BOTTOM
really wants you to fuck him
so don’t be shy when you do, wreck his hole

I forgot: HE STOLE MY WALLET!

Anonymous – Dec 22, 2016
CROOK

WONDER_TOP – Dec 18, 2016
I was passing through Malmo again and made a second date with this escort whose loveliness had haunted me ever since our first encounter. It was like night and day. Just in the five weeks in-between, he has changed radically, not in his appearance but inside where it shouldn’t even count. His former sweetness, which so impressed me in its naturalness, now seemed like nothing more than the baldly calculating and cynical come-on of a creep. The sex itself was as hot as ever, but my orgasm had no staying power. And I think he tried to rob me.

WONDER_TOP – Nov 9, 2016
I asked a flower of a god,
He gave a garden to me.
I asked tree of a god,
He provided a forest to me.
I asked a river of a god,
He gave an ocean to me.
I asked a friend of a god,
And he sent you to become I.

SportyBoss – Nov 8, 2016
Let it be that you want good one and you clear you are good.

Dicksize S, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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whateveryousay, 18
Vaslui

The profile is for just exclusive customers.

Who can write:
-if you need a natural bad boy to going somewhere for smoke/drink something together and you pay all
-financial tops (I want a real financial top. Can you do it? I don’t think so!)
-if you look nice with me when people look at us
-if you want to eat my booty (I’m straight and girls won’t eat booty and that’s what I like!)
-have a car (I like car sex????)
-if you are a sex crazed person who’ll give money fast

If you are horny and around my area you’re lucky.
Please be smart (I’m not but I can tell the difference) :*

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users older than 18
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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TestingTesting, 20
London

Skinny, XL, good looking. Im mostly here because I find the idea interesting.

Bear with me while I figure out how to write something that captures my personality.

Age limit is roughly at 25 but depends on personality, looks and attraction.

*Fun fact, I’m non-binary, but biologically, I’m male, so there’s that.

**They/them, but I don’t mind gendered nicknames (“boy,” things like that).

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Kyle, 24
Tulsa

All the people of this world have dreams, dreams of those who do not want to wake up.
If you support me to reach my dreams, I’m going to realy your dreams.
I am creating all for money i am your dreem. Come and probiren me boys.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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Trust_my_ass, 20
Lyon

Rule # 1: I decide (date/time/place).
Rule 2: Compulsory anal intercourse, no negotiation possible on this subject.
Rule 3: Always hand me the money accompanied by the last HIV screening test before the act.

I set the rules, that does not make me a complicated young man, quite the contrary, I am nature, I smile, and speak empathetically vis-a-vis my neighbors as well as with myself.

I like precision, with me, no lie is useless.

My first goal obviously is monetary, I take a liking to this system, and I like this feeling that my body is marketable.

I developed an immense obsession for sex, I am not the boy of a single man because I can not.

I am more than just open-minded, I have absolutely no taboos, I prefer to see myself naked for a whole day rather than suffocated in clothes preventing you or me from playing with my body.

Sexually, I am passive, but a passive who masturbates systematically morning and evening, sometimes at lunch, so much to say that even I also find myself irresistible.

I will ask only one thing, generosity, over and over again.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros

 

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stupididiotwhore, 18
Boise

I want some dick to suck and and ride some also. If you are muscular and in your early-mid 20’s I cost $150. If you are over 30 yrs old I don’t think you have enough money to afford me. If you are my age you don’t have to pay me unless you’re fat.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 600 Dollars

 

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BottomRichardxxx, 19
Moers nur Mobil

First IMPORTANT thing: I HAVEN’T GOT PLACE TO LIVE BUT I CAN TRAVEL EVERYWHERE! (If you pay for TRAVEL EXPENSES OF COURSE.) ♄ ——–> DISTANCE DOESN’T MATTER FOR ME. ♄

Second thing: I’M ABSOLUTELY HEALTHY! I KNOW?!?! I CAN SHOW PAPERS—>ALL OF MY STD’S NEG!! IT’S MAGIC!! ♄

Third thing: I’M THE MOST OPEN MINDED BOY IN THIS WORLD I THINK HAHA. I DON’T USE DRUGS ALCOHOL ETC EXCEPT ACCIDENTALLY. IF YOU ARE USING DRUGS or YOU ARE A CRIMINAL or IDK I WON’T TO CONDEMN YOU…NEVER. >< DO WHAT YOU WANT (TO ME 🙂 AND WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY CRIMINAL-VICTIM and HOMOPHOBE-FAG ROLE PLAYS. 😛 Oooh that feeling when I BE WITH A AMORAL MAN or with a REPRESSED HOMO FREAKING OUT….aaaaaahhhh soooo gooood. ♄♄♄♄

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age Users between 18 and 70
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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callmegaybaby, 18
Miami

Hey I’m exploring new sides of myself and looking for a bear who can come over and fuck me in the backseat of their cars while they talk dirty to me and make me theirs temporarily for $100. I can go for a coffee or a beer with anybody, but for fucking you have to be a paying bear with a car.

TURN ON: Bears.
TURN OFF: Guys like me.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 18 and 77
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night Ask

 

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Adam, 19
Leicester

personal charm I posses since birth, for exmaple if you wanna have the time of your life, who knows, but i cannot, coz i havent… omg, just ask me.

Guestbook of Adam

DadBln166 – April 30, 2017
In nature, it looks even better than the trees.

Fetishblacksocks – April 30, 2017
NOTICE TO THE POPULATION, TO ALL CUSTOMERS SEEKING A REAL YOUNG SLUT: Drop your escorts in cardboard and come to meet Adam … I did not think I could find a real pig boy, bingo I fell on it. This boy is incredible. Unlike these guys who are only there to collect wheat. I did not think that an escort like him could exist on this site. Go there with your eyes closed, you will not regret it. And do not be afraid to make him wear a hood, I did! It enhances the excitement and then the whites of his eyes is enough to capture his expression! Others should think of putting one on him, not to hide his face but to avoid us those looks of dead fish that empty our pockets without tiring!!
Long life to you my piggy!

Anonymous – April 27, 2017
You made me discover a country that is not on the map of the world, your ass.
On your hands and knees this evening I traveled.

Adam (Owner) – April 22, 2017
omg, impactive19, thets not what you said when you rimmed me like a bitch!!

impactive19 – April 22, 2017
the reviewers here must be really old. i’m adam’s (LOL) age and had a date with him because i was horny. he’s just a nerdy fem dork. his body’s no different than my body or most guys my age’s bodies. i think you’d have to be really old and desperate to get even get hard with him.

its_me87 – April 20, 2017
I like to tell you that you were my youngest, wildest and best bottom in the last years. I needed only 10 minutes in this wild fuck and you just did it and as I blasted a triple sized load in your burning hot guts you came like a storm all over yourself. I was seldom in my life so satisfied after my orgasm. If you would be here today I would fuck you again so hard you would become an epileptic.

Anonymous – April 17, 2017
Congratulations! ????

BonRoy – April 11, 2017
Adam is a really hot-to-trot little number who thinks he’s a lot more charming than he is with a cute, smirky face that just begs you to slap this shit out of it, which I did and he loved. He also has most adorable, horniest ass I’ve ever pounded. And believe, me he can take as hard as you can dish it out! I can’t believe my slamming job didn’t break his back!

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Pounds
Rate night 800 Pounds

 

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Sick*Escort, 19
Brussels

*I’m sick* as in cute & hot.
*I’m also sick* in the head.
*I’m not very healthy either.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 18 and 60
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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I-come-from-the-north, 24
Paris

Hey boo,
We introduce myself on this site, to offer you from time to time, gang bang on our person. A financial contribution of 100 euros will be required!

Yes we! For practical questions, tell us in the first place that you come to the gang bang in your messages!

We can be really shameless, it’s one of our strenghts.

We’re HIV neg and on prEP, got vaccines for HPV, Hepatitis A/B, and tested in every 2 weeks. Doing bareback basically is fine to us, if you want to leave a load in us it’s your own decision. We’re NOT HIV-friendly though, and if you tell us you’re poz, the price will be higher in this case, so if you are, you should probably just lie.

We are not against customer loyalty, quite the contrary!
cordially
G.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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youngchillboy, 18
TrollhÀttan

is there any handsome young Guys in sweden ?

only handsome guys from 25 years and up to 35 years . and no black guys thank you !

Guestbook of youngchillboy

youngchillboy – May 19, 2017
ok, you convinced me (:

Fist-MasterXXL – May 19, 2017
I’M BLACK AND I WANNA FIST YOU ** I’M NOT A PROFESSIONAL FISTER , I’M A FREAK FISTER ** I’M LOOKING FOR YOU ** BE MY BITCH OR BE ONLY A BITCH ** YOU CHOOSE ** YOU GOT THE KEY ** I CAN PISS TOO , BUT I’M NOT A PROFESSIONAL PISSER ** I WANNA MAKE YOU MY LITTLE URINAL TOO ** I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT NO WHITE MAN GIVES YOU, AND THAT IS…. I ALSO BORROW LOVE.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 25 and 35
Rate hour 2500 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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BoredStraightActingTwink, 20
Atlanta

I’m just looking for some one to give me a new outlook on life and to do things to me that’s never been done to me, but I am looking for a guy that has foot fetish. I like my feet to be played with and sucked on. I don’t have one but I enjoy the guys that do have one. I also have a serious spit and saliva fetish. I also have a beard fetish, spit coming out of a bearded mouth is almost too much for me to handle.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Miles_to_go_before_I_sleep, 19
Vienna

I pray to God almighty that He will provide me with a tangible customer tonight.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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p.s. Hey. ** Bill, Hey. Awesome. About your name being all over the post. Mazen Kerbaj: I’m not sure if I know that work. I will check and investigate if not. We restart editing today, and, yeah, I think it’s going great, but I guess we’ll see if the boss agrees tomorrow. Excellent day! I hope it’s not as hideously hot there as it is here. Unless you want it to be. ** Kyler, Hi. I can only imagine. Thanks about the film showing tomorrow. Me too, and I’m trying to prepare myself to be our film’s genius defense attorney if not. ** H, Hi. Happy you like his work. Thanks about the screening. Fingers very crossed. News on Saturday. Nice that you got a bit of rain. We’re broiling here today. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Well, as I know I’ve already mentioned, Balthazar C. is very protective of his father. When he got wind of ‘The Marbled Swarm’ pre-release, he contacted me to let me know that any unfair negatives re: his dad would not be tolerated, but I told him PC is a great hero of mine and that the novel would bear that out, and I guess he either read the novel and was okay with it or forgot about it or something. ** Steevee, Very best of luck with the Voice and/or The Quietus. Excellent news that your actor fulfilled your hopes for his performance. You can do a quick run through/rehearsal prior to filming, no? You’re as busy as me. Knock on wood for us both. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, the problem with posting visual art here is that realism-based work is by far the easiest to represent in the blog format. The kind of work I especially like doesn’t translate effectively at all into the kind of representation this place is capable of, so I rarely even try. And, well, yes indeed about Charles Ray. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris! Yes, Dora’s piece is magnificent, isn’t it? Cool, real happy that some the art pulled you in. Wow, the premise of ‘The Nightlife’ sounds very sweet and exciting. I can’t wait to get my eyes and other faculties on that. Great news! I’ll probably catch the news via Facebook, but do alert us here too at publication time too if you don’t mind. Yum. Excerpts! I’ll devour them as soon as I’m able. Everyone, the great Chris Dankland has a new fiction eBook coming out at month’s end called ‘The Nightlife’, and, if that isn’t exciting enough, you can check out some excerpts right now by doing as little as clicking these words. Oh, sure, ‘Day is Done’ is super great. I too really hope it ends up being accessible on DVD or online for normal people like us. That’s the problem with art, that it’s aimed by its galleries at collectors who want to buy things that no one else can watch, and Mike was represented by Gagosian at that point which is perhaps the world’s greediest gallery. Yes, I would be extremely happy to restore my Mike Kelley post, and I will do that asap. Right now Zac and I are editing the film ourselves. Our producer arranged for a professional editor to start working with us on Monday as a precautionary measure, I guess, since most films are edited by pros even though we don’t need or want a pro’s help. So, unless our producer is sufficiently dazzled by our edit tomorrow, I guess we’ll start working with the pro on Monday, and I just hope she is prepared to do our bidding, because we are not going to give up control of the film’s edit. Zac is skilled with film editing programs both from his earlier video work and from a job he had years ago as an editor of TV commercial work. I can’t wait for you to see the film too! I’m very excited about it! Your Texan hugs were most welcome and helpful, and do take some Parisian ones, and I do apologize for their slight sweatiness due to our sudden heatwave. ** Misanthrope, Thank you! I just hung out with Michael, Bene, and their little lad Milo yesterday, and I can say from first hand experience that babies seem pretty fucking inedible and not delicious-seeming on that level. That fingernail detail in your bad dream is, of course, the most curious aspect, at least to me. Dream interpreting maestro Bernard Welt might disagree. Gotta hand shit in, yep. Where would this blog be, for instance, if I didn’t hand in my posts every morning? ** With that, I now (re)turn your attention to the escorts post for this month. See you tomorrow.

9 Comments

  1. rewritedept

    d-

    ohemgee, am i first!?

    yesterday’s matinĂ©e post was a treat all around! today’s is great too. i dunno if i’ve recommended or not or if you know them or not, but if you haven’t, you must check out GORSAD (ukranian photo collective, on instagram @gorsadkyiv and @teamgorsad) and dara scully, who i think is from spain (? but is also on instagram @darascully). both great stuff that i was reminded of with yesterday’s post.

    RIP anita pallenberg. really sad, that. as i’m sure you know, i’m a lifelong stones fan and always adored anita and her influence on them. such a cool woman.

    how’ve you been? not much new on my end. work. mildly obsessed with peter case’s songwriting. got ‘tonics and twisted chasers,’ ‘kid marine,’ ‘not in my airforce,’ others. ‘flat beauty’ is a pollard song i’m very stoked to have made the acquaintance of.

    oh! i have a present or two i have to send over but i forgot yr new email. you can send it to me on FB if you don’t like posting it on the blog.

    hope things are great on yr end. talk soon. love.

    -me.

  2. Jamie

    Good day, Dennis. I’m so sorry that I missed commenting yesterday as I truly thought yesterday’s post was a thing of beauty. I pretty much loved everything in it. Totally special. I’m afraid time just got away from me, as seems to be happening a lot at the moment, what with moving flat and all the stuff that entails. Today’s post is pretty sweet too, with my favourites being Boys_next_the_door and their photos that wouldn’t look out of place above a Sunday tabloid’s problem page. “If you are looking at their photos and do not want to have sex with them, you are lying to yourself!” – there you go. I like the hoohah in Adam’s guest book too.
    How you getting on? It’s Friday that you’re having to have the rough-cut assembled for, is that right? How’s it looking? How exciting! I guess you must be nervous.
    To answer your questions from a couple of days ago – as far as I can tell the animation scripting is pretty like film scripting. At the moment, because of our extreme budgetary constraints we’re trying to describe all the shots and even movements as clearly and precisely as possible, and this is also good just to let the animators know exactly what we want. I’m getting to the point where I’m thinking that I might not be that great at writing four minute educational cartoons and I’m okay with that.
    Today is packing stuff. We still haven’t heard about that flat yet, so Hannah and I are in this nervous state and finding everything a bit joyless. But we have to pack anyway, which is rubbish fun. We’re supposed to be going to Portugal on Saturday for a holiday, but we’re unsure if we can go if we don’t have a definite place to dwell when we return.
    Happy Friday to you. I hope that your producer is as wowed with what you present them as you want them to be. I’ll be thinking of you. Let us know how it goes!
    Systematic love,
    Jamie

  3. David Ehrenstein

    “Im new to this, wish me luck.” GOOD LUCK!

    Dennis you and Zac should definitely get a professional’s help ad/or advice on the editing. After spending a week watching Marty and Thelma edit “Cape Fear” that seems clear tome. They’ve worked together forever. The edited “Woodstock” forcryingoutloud. But while Marty could conceivably do it alone it’s Thelma that makes it all come together.

  4. steevee

    One potential problem with performance the day of the shoot is that we rehearsed THIS WEEK TONIGHT as a monologue all the way through but will be shooting it with each paragraph as a separate shot. It would be cinematically dull to shoot the whole thing in one take, but it has its own tempo and dynamics as a monologue, and I’m not sure how that may be altered by being fragmented into 8 or 9 shots.

    It seems like there are an awful lot of escorts today who are blatantly fantasizing out loud. That’s not necessarily unusual, but I was particularly struck by the “underage” escort who may really be three different ages, none of them what he claims. Also, I’d bet the guy who brags about his 22 cm. dick is lying.

  5. liquoredgoat

    Dennis,

    Do you have a predilection for guys with bangs, or is the style just that prevalent? I like it, depending on the face.

  6. Dóra GrƑber

    Hi!

    Okay. I’m not going to detail my seemingly endless quest to finally have proper internet access but I think it’s fair to say that I’m going fucking insane. I’m here now, though, once again.

    And now about the more important things: congratulations on the huge progress with the film! It’s so very exciting! I do hope the producer will love it and won’t feel the need to try to make you ‘normalize’ it. But he probably won’t do that, right? I mean it would kill the core of the whole production I guess. Fingers crossed!!

    Thank you so much, about my piece at Hobart! I was so happy to hear you had time to read it right away and then my internet fucking died again and it literally just returned now and I sure as hell hope it won’t shit itself again because I’m really curious about your opinion!

    Apart from the internet-stress, my days are great. I write and work on my book quite a lot and I also started looking for a job. I think a small bookstore would be an ideal place for me so that’s the main goal. I don’t really feel like starting anything in the summer (I guess I still feel like it’s ‘vacation time’) but I’m using up what’s left of my scholarship so
 I don’t really have a choice.

    How are you? What’s happening on your end? I hope everything’s lovely!! (And I also hope I won’t disappear for a week this time.)

    Oh and as always, thank you for the boys!

    @_Black_Acrylic: thank you so much, both about my piece and about SCAB! The latter means so much to me, I’m thrilled to see it coming alive!

    @h: thank you ever so much! And don’t worry about the name, haha!

    @Chris Dankland: thank you so much for your very positive feedback! It really means the world to me!

  7. steevee

    I’m now thinking of shooting the full-length monologue several times from different camera angles and stitching it together in the editing room. I hope that might make it easier to preserve its dynamics. I’ve mentioned this idea to the cinematographer, and I’ll see what she thinks. I’ll also bring it up to the actor, although I’m not sure if he’d be thrilled to do 20 7-minute takes.

  8. _Black_Acrylic

    Yeah Adam’s guestbook is where the drama is alright, with all of its crazy twists and turns.

    @ DC, I don’t believe I ever laid eyes on your MK post, so well, I hereby join Chris in the clamour for its restoration… please pretty please with sugar on the top.

  9. Bill

    Those guestbook entries are particularly impressive this month, Dennis.

    Been doing the usual Berlin stuff; checked out this lovely place with Omar, caught Chris Heenan’s subtle and intriguing set at Sowieso etc. Then it started pouring. Hope it’s a little dryer in Paris…

    Bill

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