The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘I can not promise that I will come, but what is not yours is not yours is it’: DC’s select international escorts for the month of October 2017

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imSweetyo, 18
Belgrade

imma sell my cherry hah i need money for concert

WRITE!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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easyfckk-chms, 22
Ibiza

I AM SEX STARVED.

FILL MY BRAIN WITH KETAMINE AND MY NOSE WITH COKE AND FUCKME AS HARD AS YOU CAN. I WANT TO DO IT RAW, SWALLOW, DO MOVIES AND BE THE FUCKING PUSSY HOLE OF YOU, AND YOUR FRIENDS wITH VERY BIG COCK 21-25 CM PLEASE. I WILL CHARGE SO CHEAP.

URGENT I’M LOOKING FOR A DENTIST!

Guestbook of easyfckk-chms

scrtdan76 – Oct 3, 2017
Sex in morning
Sex in afternoon
Sex in evening
Sex in night

Anonymous – Sep 28, 2017
Incredible fuck pig with two issues. His low cost is great but he’s such a drug hole it took 300E of chems to get him ready. He also sweats like fucking crazy. I enjoyed it but the sweat pouring is extreme. After I got rid of him my bed including the mattress was a sopping wet sponge and I don’t think it’ll ever stop smelling of him.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 10 Euros
Rate night 25 Euros

 

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nodick, 18
Baltimore

I’m an 18-year-old trans guy in college. I’m a bottom. I’m pre-surgery and prefer to be fucked in my front hole.

Other than getting fucked, a big turn on for me is being scratched and bitten while I’m being fucked.

Also, I always have to keep my binder on (and usually my shirt) during sex because of dysphoria.

Guestbook of nodick

B42 – Oct 8, 2017
hi. i just want to say i’m a girl who likes looking at escort websites because the idea turns me on. i have never wanted to have sex with another girl in my life but you are so cute the idea of having sex with you drives me nuts, but i’m a college girl so i can’t afford to spend money on shit like this.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 60 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars

 

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Sneakerforyoumouth, 20
Munich

No image in your profile? No problem! … just fuck off to hell!
Men with pictures that don’t show your looks also fuck off, I know there are always good reasons, but I have no interest in good reasons because if you don’t have a simple photo you’re shit.

No image means no answer. No answer means no interest. An answer does not necessarily mean interest. Interest does not necessarily mean you get my sneaker. All right?

⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂ ⁂
⁂ Age 18-75
⁂ Homebase Munich
⁂ Search radius +/- 40Km
⁂ I’m sexy, you’re not!
⁂ Only for bisexuals, no gays. Don’t lie, I can tell.
⁂ Beers are a pre-requisite for anything.
⁂ No piercings on the face, ears or lip

I never claimed that I was nice

Wilhelm Busch

Guestbook of Sneakerforyoumouth

Sneakerforyoumouth (Owner) – Sept 24, 2017
to make this clear…. if you want my cock as well as my sneaker it will be BAREBACK ONLY AND I WILL CUM INSIDE YOU. you even try to mention condom or sneak the suggestion in you will be blocked. now back to about you.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 352 Euros
Rate night 978 Euros

 

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Your_twink_boy, 20
Quimper

I am an escort brand new, that’s not to say I’m new to sex at all but my body doesn’t have a used look even though it is.
Besides many excursions which can be made to me, e.g. if you for a long time no longer nice food was or in the theater, me you can take with you.
It is important that you as a customer only you know how you enjoy the best and so say and I will implement it.
Dominating guys may also like to let off steam at me and face slap is ok, captivating and I love, but no bloody nose or lip please.
Important facts about the connection, it is still me whether I at the meeting or not.
I can not promise that I will come, but what is not yours is not yours is it.
Otherwise, I wish you lots of fun.

Guestbook of Your_twink_boy

Max29 – Oct 2, 2017
bigger!!??!! its already so big it should have a drawstring.

Addicted2anus – Oct 1, 2017
I want to make your hole bigger.

XXXXXL – Oct 1, 2017
I am full of milk , i like to do sex with profission , i stared fuck at 14 years , with profissional in my first time and i liked its and i am now doing gere its and i am liking to do sex with profissional, its a fun to me.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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cdtranslover, 23
Rajeshwari Nagar

I prefer to fuck CD/TG/TV/TS bottom as i like to go way deep in and satisfy my client to his/her full extent.

Preferred age limit = 18 to 35.

If you’re a smoker you don’t have to pay as long as i can bum cigarettes off you all night.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 35 Dollars
Rate night 80 Dollars

 

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lobstermonkey, 19
Cleveland

Hello! I’m pretty new to being an escort and I’m looking forward to meeting new people near my age who are new to being with an escort, too. Eventually I hope to find a boyfriend but I want to meet new people first. You know as well as I do that it’s hard finding like minded guys.

In the past, I loved going to a local gay bar bar and meeting new guys and discussing what they would be willing to pay if I were an escort. I once took $100 for sex from a friend of a friend and I really enjoyed it!

Guestbook of lobstermonkey

charminguy – Oct 10, 2017
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this boy don’t give no ordinary blow job !!!!!!!

TannerGarzanka – Oct 2, 2017
Dude. I know this will be the only chance I ever get to fuck a truly beautiful boy because it’s not everyday you get to fuck a boy that is truly as beautiful as shit, in Cleveland, that’s affordable, and I’m just a 27 year old schmuck. Fuck man. I’m so goddamned psyched.

peterrabbit – Sept 30, 2017
I’m probably the worst escort client. I am choosier than 99% of the people I have met. I’ve been renting escorts for 10+ years and I have rented maybe 5 guys who got me off. I need my own idea of absolute hotness in my partner as otherwise I will be bored to the extreme. I may seem insanely picky but it’s something in biology? Pheromones? It’s hard to detect over pictures but I think you’re hot enough. Here’s hoping.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age Users from 18 to 29
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Vagueisfine, 23
Berlin

I don’t care if you’re gay, bisexual, pansexual, trans*, cis, HIV+, HIV-, queen, bear, twink, feminine, masculine, young, old, with our without a disability, vegan, vegetarian, meat eater, white, black, asian, latino, arab or whatever.

Refugees welcome.

Live and let live.

Also do sex surrogacy.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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jimmy_jackson, 22
Chicago

I am a strange type. I’m masculine – watch sports with the guys, shoot the shit at work, date women – and fuck them so the neighbors can hear.

But I grew up without a father and have long had a bisexual interest in finding my father and getting fucked by him. Luckily for you I don’t know what he looks like.

I have given transsexuals blowjobs five different times. I have never been fucked. I really want to be fucked by my dad. I want to feel small for once.

As far as price just gimme whatever you want to make me feel alive.

Guestbook of jimmy_jackson

ffamaximus – Sep 11, 2017
Boy,
I don’t know you,
And I know you,
I am meeting you,
And I am meeting me,
I haven’t met you,
And I have already met you.
How is it possible ?
Because,
We are already one.
Because,
Somewhere, in what we are calling the “future” or the “past”, we are already together.
Because know each other since an eternity,
Because you are me as I am you,
Because there is no time,
Because you can feel the truth,
Because you are enlightened,
Because what you feel is what you create,
Because you are the love which is loving himself,
Because you and me,
Is me and you.

Sébastien

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 1000 Dollars

 

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The_Good-Choice, 20
Centralia

Here’s my info cum fuck my brains out for $200 I live with family so if you see me in my driveway don’t be afraid to rape me I have a long ass driveway with a hill soo we won’t get caught but anyways rape me stalk me fuck me then stuff $200 in my jeans pocket 61432 bucoda hwy s.e centralia Washington 13605082619 is my number text my number for nudes

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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TheRiverStyx, 18
Paris

A- Who am I?

Physically, between a cute twink and an adorable little boy. Mentally, a lobster rolling in 125 and who can argue that a Michaux is worth ten Hugo for the French-speaking world, that Mazda deserves 100% market share, that French overseas policy is “cacateuse”, that Hockney paints terrifying canvases and that Roosevelt was the worst of American presidents.

B- Why me?

Because my lips are very, very luscious. Because I combine the finesse of mind of a man (thirty-something mentally I would say) with the body of a very, very young 18 years. Because I know how to use a fish knife and I like Normandy.

C- Where and when?

Paris, just Paris. The address where I am traveling must have a postal code beginning with 75, otherwise it is not Paris. Thursday and Friday from 5 pm, the entire weekend, night from Sunday to Monday inclusive

D- How do I view the meeting?

It depends. If you want an informal exchange, view it however you want. If you want to build a relationship of trust, a relationship as friends or even lovers, bring flowers.

E- My sexuality?

I do not humiliate anyone, nobody humiliates me. I do not strike anyone, nobody hits me. I do not insult anyone, no one insults me. I’m a bit misogynist, any feminine substantive issues being addressed makes me really unpleasant.

F- Want to know more?

Please note there is no anal sex with me, and you have no chance to convince me when we meet. Other than that, I’m sure we can find something to do. I am pretty horny even though it can be hard to tell.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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myplaceisknown, 18
Prague

Hi I am here every day so write me i have time almost every day I like party and when I go to party a party like a rockstar

Guestbook of myplaceisunknown

krosha52 – Oct 10, 2017
Tina whore trashed on chems does whatever

COSMIN_TOP_XXL – Oct 7, 2017
this boy needs a friend, but it wasn’t me

Lino3010 – Oct 4, 2017
he is pathetic and worthless even tho he doesn’t look like it

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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daniel, 23
Kiev

I loved my ex girlfriend with all my heart, she was the deepest happiness in a life time and think she will be the one I can come home and lay my head on.The one I always thought or think by sharing all point of view with.while thinking of her and thought she is the brighter side of my life. I did all I could in support to her needs and given a helping hand for her to grub a BETTER job, and I support the baby I got her pregnant with as well. In times like holiday and spending time with each other. spending much time with her as much as I could..All though am hurted,i have gotten over it now and moving on in life with determination find that SPECIAL SOMEONE in my life to pay for me and for the baby support and spend the rest of our lifes together forever.I have thought about this a lot and I am not gay but it is my deepest desire to be gay and it is what I will be.Hope this tells you a little more about me now and i will be looking forward to hear more about you too in return sweetie.

Guestbook of daniel

jackofspades – Sept 29, 2017
he has so much baggage, he’s practically an airline

Troy5021 – Sept 23, 2017
hung very paltry

Anonymous – Aug 11, 2017
When you see, feel and smell his smooth skinned perfect shaped butt you will kneel down automaticaly.

Dicksize L, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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RemoveMyCum, 19
Gran Canaria

I love passive bottoms who suck my big cock.
I can put needels in you balls and your nippels.
Lick my feet size 43, Nike air max.
I love to piss hard and long in your face, on your head and in your mouth.
I put cigarett-burns in your lips and in your tongue.
Fell my big fist or my huge foot in your hole.
I do more tan piss if you need it. I feed you with shit.
I offer facesitting seance.
Got a few other things you might be interested in.
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Guestbook of RemoveMyCum

Bottm2 – Sept 21, 2017
Just spend most my life with the same guy I loved being innocent and only his. He turned out to be a liar and pervert and cheater. So now I’m looking for another one.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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RentMyRosette, 21
Coventry

How many words and punctuation marks, how much “philosophy” and text. Attempts to erupt their knowledge, but, alas, quite uninteresting. After all, you have to be, and not the creator to seem and just live, stupid does not deal with. And do only what you can do, which is strong enough and the mind is enough. But I want to confess. And do not care that you do not understand.

Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Pounds
Rate night 500 Pounds

 

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TerestrialSailor, 22
Wallowa County

Just moved to rural Oregon to get out of a very bad situation in the city. I’m off drugs and alcohol in hopes of being mentally there when I escort from now on. Before I was always in black outs when I did it, and that led to the very bad situation I mentioned.

I’m having some dick-related medical problems, though, and I can’t get hard. I’m thinking of having surgery to put in a permanent pump. I’m sort of on the fence about it because no one has ever been interested in my dick anyway.

The other option is going on a mission to shrink my dick. I’ve started soaking it in preparation h, which constructs the blood vessels. It’s only been a few days but it’s much thinner, and my length is at least a half inch shorter.

My goal is to continue bottoming for payment here in the sticks with sober men who like me enough to drive all the way out here. My unrealistic goal is to hook a rich guy who’ll bankroll a goth rock band with me as the singer in return for total access to my butt.

Guestbook of TerestrialSailor

TerestrialSailor (Owner) – Sept 22, 2017
Thank you very much.

RareHeartedHuman – Sept 22, 2017
You remind me a lot of David Bowie.

AdamRex – Sept 18, 2017
Jimmy hey, fuck man, Bix and I have been worried about you. Look look, don’t come back to Portland, don’t think about it. Those guys’ll kill you man, they’re looking for you, watch your back, they’re fucking serious about it.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Only bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Only bottom
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

 

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SkaterToy, 23
Paris

I am a very openminded fuckbunny on prep for bbk with a big torrential dick and an explosive bubble-butt who can come multiple times or get my tail and head loaded up ad infinitum at the hotel IBIS Bercy. I can look down on you imperiously from Mount Olympus or squint up at you sluggishly from the trash heap and anything inbetween. If you want the latter option you must bring chems and they must be abundant because I am normally an alert, energetic guy. First tell me your dreams, desires and boundaries in detail before meeting. I will calculate mentally how I can best reconfigure as the requested pleasure machine and rehearse my part if needed and then phone numbers will be exchanged.

Guestbook of SkaterToy

hjjh1029 – Oct 9, 2017
I want to have boyfriend or roommate who is gay and have good relationship with me secretly. I do not want to reveal myself as gay in public. No messing about. You become my boyfriend the second we meet. If you need my picture please contact me personally.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 18 and 65
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 450 Euros

 

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SpecialSugarBoy, 20
Madrid

im called callboy but i call myself an assistant professor
im open to a wide range of things
from getting fucked raw on chems for hours
to discussing baroque art at Prado.

buy a 10 session package and get 1 free.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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GoldDiggerElliott, 20
Uppsala

Hey bitches, My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every penny of their money fucking and making out with lesser boys than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten with a supreme boy? I mean, I guess it’s fun cash fucking with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am an incredible fuck. Don’t be a skeptic. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite boy, unlike most whores my age. I enjoy taking cock and big toys, getting rimmed, kissing, watching sunsets, sucking, money, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and partying white and hard. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you bitches done, other than had sex with boys that should have been me? I also get straight A’s in school, and have a banging hot ass (I just got eaten out for 37 minutes straight; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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eatALLDAY, 21
Frankfurt

I am a normal attractive young guy with a slight quirk in that I’m only into eating shit straight from asshole – no smearing or playing with it. In other words, I only eat hole-to-mouth. I don’t see it, touch it, or otherwise interact with it. My pleasure is derived from the service I perform when I swallow it right out of you.

Guestbook of eatALLDAY

hotmobilejock – Oct 4, 2017
Tremendously AWESOME experience that would bring U to AWE!
Looks is awesome—makes u hard on the first look.
U will not notice the turn of events… from the shower room to the bed to the dloor to the table to the floor the the shower room where you get wet… but in awe for a worthwhile experience…
WORTH THE PRICE, EXCITES U FOR NEW INNOVATIVE EXPERIENCE…U END UP CRACZY

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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TheNeed, 19
Stockholm

Be happy because I am happy. I like guys and I like when guys like me. I like when you call when you are on your way over and tell me where you are and when you’ll arrive. I feel nervous if I do not know where you are and I am here waiting for you. I do not necessarily like when you do things I am jealous about, such as telling me about other escorts you’ve fucked. But if you do it, tell me everything, to make me feel completely relaxed about it. When you get here fuck me and stop when you think you had enough. I’m thin but I used to be fat and have stretch marks and I’m not very nice.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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SQUADDIE, 24
Lancashire

Boyfriend of SGT S. WILLIAMS

Looking for sex only with like minded squaddies or guys into squaddies, not looking for more as I’m dedicated to sarg.

A typical meet for me is that you text sarg with the uniform you want to see me in, the date, time and location. I turn up and you inspect my uniform. We then go back to your or other location of your choice for sex.

Upon our session ending I am left to walk back home. The location must be around 5 klm or more from my home.

If you like kink know I have gone out with sarg fully geared up with heavy backpack on a training run with LEGCUFFS and hands cuffed behind back wearing a gag under a bandana mask in the daytime.

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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sellingconstantsomething, 18
Kansas City

I’m a short cute kinky bottom. I’m a student right now so I’m broke and can’t do hardly anything on my own dime. When I graduate (eta 2020, aspiring pharmacist or high school teacher) I will have the freedom to do whatever I want maybe.

If you’re a sugar daddy with a lot of money to blow on a boy, I’ve always wanted to get full body laser hair removal and get ass implants to get that Kim k booty. If you’re interested hmu, I can repay you any way you like.

Dicksize S, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age Users between 30 and 41
Rate hour 5000 Euros
Rate night 5000 Euros

 

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MyAss4Cash, 18
Chicago

I appeal to a certain type of man. U probably know who u are. I do. I can always tell.

Guestbook of MyAss4Cash

Anonymous – Sep 10, 2017
I had to be almost 50 years old to get to know the most beautiful boy in the world. This boy is so beautiful that one can not describe with words and the great pictures do not give that again. A beautiful boy, a great boy, all in all a boy not to be outdone. I thank you that I was able to fuck you and will never forget it. It was an honor for me to get to fuck you. Take care of yourself and to all future guests I can only say take lots of selfies with him because you will never be with a more beautiful boy again in your lives.
Love, Andy

keysin – Sept 8, 2017
Life is the strangest thing, but make sure you make the most of it coz you’ll eventually die.

Anonymous – Aug 27, 2017
Real name: Michael.
Claims he isn’t heterosexual but acts theatrically disgusted and nauseated the whole time he puts out.
The photo’s old, he’s in his late 20s at least.
Has a great ass but, let’s face it, there are millions of asses out there just like it.
Opens his ass as easily as others open his mouth.
Mutters “I love you” in the most unconvincing way every ten seconds.
He should be put out of circulation.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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CuriousBroke&Straight, 19
Cambridge

I’m a curious straight guy that wants to feel what it’s like to be fucked and who coincidentally needs income. I want a generous dude to fuck my virgin ass and mouth. If it’s humiliating and degrading enough I might even get hard lol. Make me cry! Ideally you’d use toys or objects on me the first half hour or something and then dick me once I trust you lol

You could use me in your backyard or maybe take me on a hike or outdoors somewhere and use me. Maybe public restroom? I think it’d be hot and humiliating to be laying in dirt or mud while getting fucked.

I also have this embarrassing interest in food/trash humiliation. Seems like it’d be insanely degrading to get gross trash and rotten food put on me and thrown at me hehe.

I also can show you pics of my hot ex gf, current girl I’m dating, or hot friends of mine for your enjoyment!

Guestbook of CuriousBroke&Straight

CuriousBroke&Straight (Owner) – Oct 7, 2017
Yes I am still a virgin. Ok I suck cock before. But that’s it.

nick1212 – Oct 7, 2017
Hi. An escort advertising himself as a virgin is a problem since as soon as you’ve been hired once you’re not a virgin anymore, understand? In the name of good business practices, will you please revise your profile once your virginity is taken? Speaking for myself, I would love to hire you but only if you’re a virgin.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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Boy-for-sex, 18
Kajaani

Hi . I am not m Hi. I am not m Hi . I am horny , who whant now?

I also speak English .

Guestbook of Boy-for-sex

MisterCucumber – Sept 23, 2017
Oh my goodness is this boy adorable. Being with him is like watching the cutest, funniest cat video. (Despite what he wrote, he doesn’t speak a word of English so looking is the only option.) But oh my goodness is he awkward and clumsy in bed. I left with a backache.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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FuckYouUntilYouCryAndPassOut, 23
Berlin

Best FUCKER in all Europe. Fuck only boys 18 (and younger even better but I didn’t say that 😉 HARD PnP Chems INTENSE FUCKING.

Hey teenager, Whateva you want I can make it happen (fucking, Chems). Can FUCK YOU wile you scream cry your hole turn inside out till you NEVER WALK AGAIN.

Whats App is comeing soon…

I can also make conversation but not much.

But my Obsession is FUCKING TEENAGERS …

Guestbook of FuckYouUntilYouCryAndPassOut

crstirling – Oct 2, 2017
i’m 16 and very interested but i prefer just having a proper fuck and getting to know myself better before getting into this “you never walk again” kind of shit. i really want to lick your feet.

shokoshomei – Oct. 1, 2017
im friking awkward and shy as all hell m style is goth mixed with some what the fuck. idk dude just tell me your address. are you into heelying (is that even a thing?)

VRGNQUAD – Sept 18, 2017
I just turned 18 yesterday, finally free to fulfil my lifelong desire!!
I have a spinal cord injury that left me quadriplegic. I can not get hard or cum, so really I would just be a sex toy.
I’ve never had a man’s cock inside me, and I feel like I have a lot of time to make up for. I really want to be fucked by you LOTS, and LOTS, so lie me down or haul me to whatever position you want… I’m helpless, I’m yours, so just fuck me.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 450 Euros

 

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harrypotter, 20
Missoula

Outside of renting my dick and ass I’m finishing up a horticulture certificate than I will be studying Radiology, and I’ve picked up an interest in mopeds next summer I will be buying an icebear maddog. and I’m also a big nerd.

THIS SERVICE IS ONLY FOR WELL KNOWN CELEBRITIES FROM TV, POLITICS, AND FOOTBALL.

Guestbook of harrypotter

whateverr123 – Sept 16, 2017
I haven’t even seen your feet and I’m not a celebrity but I’m obsessed with your feet. Would love nothing more than to watch you jack off standing up then lick your sperm off your feet.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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VentureCapitalist, 18
Bogotá

I AM DENNY 18 YEARSOLD FATHER OF TWO WITHOUT MONEY, YOU MISS THE HEAD AND DO NOT MAKE YOUR SKORDER.
AVAILABLE FOR GOOD CLEANERS AND CHILDREN.
I AM COMPLETELY BABY TO THE FRENCH, YOU CAN TAKE THEM WITHOUT TAB, MY CARNOSE LABBERS.
EXACTLY AS I SEE YOU IN THE PHOTOS.
MY CHICKEN IS ALWAYS READY TO BE LUCKED AND COOKED …
AND VERY DISINNIBLE !!!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LOSE HEAD WITH ME.

Guestbook of VentureCapitalist

Nocturnal00 – Aug 25, 2017
Hello
He’s fine
He has a car
I’M TOP WHO FUCK HIM OUTDOOR INVOLVING OTHERS TOP
His Face dose not really interest to me
Fantasies dose not depend on who you are in front of!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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wweboy, 18
Birmingham

i love giving old black men stinkface and they love it too. any old black men want me to give them stinkface it costs $50.

Guestbook of wweboy

nokemaster89 – Oct 6, 2017
Give me all your Fucking Money

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No
Fucking To
Oral No
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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DarkBlueLight, 20
Tokyo

I’m out as being gay, but not “out” as to being a bottom because I find that aspect of myself deeply embarrassing. But I’m 100 % bottom, that’s for sure, and enjoy being fucked, used and controlled sexually (yes, I’ve been called a slut many times, and am strangely not ashamed of the title).

Find that while people will accept me for being gay, they find it very hard to accept the kind of bottoming that I enjoy. So, don’t broadcast it. Yes, i tell my friends I’m going home early after a few drinks, even though I am planning to spend it on my back with that unattractive business man, who fucks the shit out of me for a few hours.

I’m the guy who gets fucked by the guys no-one else wants. Being fucked and used by someone I don’t find physically attracted is a turn on by itself. (not a lot of people understand this fetish of mine). So yes, the 65y.o grandfather, or the large sweaty nerd. As long as they want to fuck me I’ll bend over for them.

I may chat with what few trusted friends I have about _what_ I get into, but never share info about _who_ I play with (unless agreed before hand). So yes, this means I will pretend not to know you if I ever bump into you again.

Oh one last point….. if we meet and you ask me if I’ve already been fucked/used earlier that day, the chances are that I have been more than once, and I will answer honestly. So don’t ask if you don’t want to know.

Guestbook of DarkBlueLight

doto – Sept 29, 2017
Interesting , the beginning of life …

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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CrazyLove, 23
Fort Worth

Gary always meet people who loves and show it

Guestbook of CrazyLove

senen – Oct 4, 2017
Trump supporter, racist, proud hunter, gayphobic and, not surprisingly, very very good in bed.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

 

*

p.s. Hey. It doesn’t seem that anyone around here really noticed, but for those of you who did, the reason there were no posts on Saturday and Monday is because I was strangely and inexplicably locked out of my blog for three days. After what happened with my old blog, I was, let’s say, quite concerned. But it turns out to have been some kind of technical glitch that WordPress finds to have been as mysterious as I do. Anyway, it seems to be solved now. And that’s why you’re getting your monthly escorts posts a bit late. Okay. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Very luckily, Zac’s father’s house escaped the inferno after a lot of touch and go, but now it’s located in an apocalyptic wasteland rather than in an bucolic forest, so great but spooky news. Oh, good, you have good time before the move. How long is Anita around for? How have you been and what’s been happening? The New Narrative conference was very interesting and seems to have gone well, and the reading with Eileen Myles was packed and seems to have gone down a storm, so it was all a very good thing. So, catch me up, my friend. ** David Ehrenstein, From what I can tell, clown are definitely the “it”, ha ha, costume this year, yes. Thank you kindly for the Henry Green and Mr. Kier links. And for the NYTimes one, although I can’t get in there. I’ve reached my freebie visit quota for the month, it seems. ** Steve Erickson, Hi. How was that British film? Yes, I received your email successfully. I haven’t gotten inside it yet due to traveling, but I’ll do that and make sure everything’s in workable shape today, and I’ll let you know. Thank you so much! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. It’s true that one (I) have to really love haunted houses to make those posts. Making them makes even making the time-eating escort posts feel like a breeze. How was your very long weekend? ** Matthew Doyle, Hey, man! Ah, too bad you couldn’t make it up. It was quite nice, actually. I’ll get in touch, and vice versa. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. It was really great to see you if even for a mere second. Trying to talk to friends in that stressful reading situation is so awful. But seeing your face and our handful of words were such a pleasure. ** Misanthrope, Thanks, bud. Weed, ah, mm, that’s a heck of an influence. Gotcha. ** Armando, Hi. The trip is going well so far, thank you. I’m not sure I understand your question. Our producer is not associated with the government in any way, and I don’t think any producers in France are. Government funding its where the vast majority of film funding comes from, at least for non-commercial films. There are foundations and corporate financiers, but they’re much, much harder to get grants from. Honestly, I think a non-French citizen/resident who doesn’t have reputation as a filmmaker or deep connections would have a virtually impossible time trying to make a film via French resources. That’s my guess anyway. Zac is 29. Well, it’s entirely up to you on the guest-post. There are no rules on what the posts are or how long they should be or anything. I just have to be able to fit them into the somewhat strict formatting that this blog provides. I sure hope your anxiety attack is long since history. ** Thomas, Hi, welcome. I definitely do read the comments, as you can now tell. Yes, of course I know the post you’re talking about. Your book project sounds interesting. Okay, and you can reach me at [email protected]. Thanks a lot! Take care. ** Okay. I guess we’re caught up. I should be able to do the p.s. for the next maybe week or so for sure, and then we’ll see you. Enjoy the escorts, those of you who have that particular taste in you. See you tomorrow.

15 Comments

  1. David Ehrenstein

    “I am pretty horny even though it can be hard to tell.”

    I’m sure that’s not true.

    “U don’t deserve me”

    That’s not true either

    As for the dude in need of a dentist —

  2. Dóra Grőber

    Hi!

    Welcome back! I’m really glad everything’s all right with the blog – I did notice the lack of posts on Saturday and Monday and I was worried about Google fucking things up again. And what a nice collection to come back with, too! Thank you for the boys, as always!

    God. I mean I’m really, truly glad that Zac’s father’s house survived the fire but it must still be so painful to see the familiar surroundings like this. The most important is that they’re okay, though, for sure.
    Anita’s back for an indefinite time now – she’s trying to decide whether she should start working or continue her education and become a clinical psychologist first. She really liked Denmark so she’d like to live and work there eventually but if she decides to study first, it’s way cheaper here than there. So we’ll see. We meet as much as we can now.
    Everything’s fine here. I wrote to a few Hungarian book publishers to ask if I could possibly, probably go and work for them, even part-time, so I’m once again waiting for replies. I met another friend I haven’t seen in a while and it was really nice. Other than these… just the usual I think. Everything’s good.
    I’m really glad to hear both the conference and the reading went so well! I wish I could’ve been there. So now it’s time to start up your pre-Halloween haunted house tour or it’s just going to be that one special night on the 31st? What are your plans?
    I hope all’s well and you had a lovely day today, Dennis!!

  3. Marilyn Roxie

    Hi Dennis! Thought of you today as I’d checked out a copy of Frisk from my college library (at Manchester Metropolitan in England now, having a lovely time!) for a re-read and there was a note inside on a piece of torn-off sketchbook paper saying “NO STRINGS FUN WANTED WITH ANDROGYNOUS MALES. APPLY WITHIN.” and an email address. Will report back if there are any interesting developments!

  4. Steve Erickson

    Here’s my interview with Morten Traavik, co-director of the “Laibach in North Korea” (although to be honest, it’s mostly about him) documentary LIBERATION DAY: http://www.studiodaily.com/2017/10/co-director-morten-traavik-laibachs-north-korean-tour-rockumentary-liberation-day/

    I am glad you got my Day.

    Hope you’re not too jetlagged!

    I interviewed Griffin Dunne on the phone today. It went fairly well, although his voice (at least on this connection) is soft enough that I was worried about my recorder picking it up. He said that making a film about his aunt made him very nervous and that he finds it sadly ironic that THE YEAR OF MAGICAL THINKING is the work that brought Didion to a whole new audience and made her iconic. He mentioned playing Leonard Bernstein in a forthcoming Gore Vidal biopic and said “My hair’s grey enough that when I went into makeup, they just had to add some grey on top of it.” You’ll be able to read the whole thing near the end of the month in RogerEbert.com.

  5. _Black_Acrylic

    Woo that was a confusing glitch in the blog’s matrix there. But now it’s all back to the straight and narrow, right?

    Not a right lot’s been happening here, but me and Alex are trying to set up a mini Yuck ‘n Yum AGK karaoke event as part of Dundee’s NEoN festival in November. If we can make this a success, it will set us up nicely for the other prospective YNY events we have planned for the new year. And then we hook up with Fleet Collective to infinity and beyond, or that’s my intention anyway.

  6. Armando

    Hello,

    “Honestly, I think a non-French citizen/resident who doesn’t have reputation as a filmmaker or deep connections would have a virtually impossible time trying to make a film via French resources.” OK. Thank you.

  7. Bill

    Great seeing you briefly too! Hope you’re enjoying LA so far, Dennis. I bet your air quality is better than up here, haha. Ironic, eh?

    Quite a lineup of exotic locations today. Coventry? Kajaani? Isn’t “what is not yours is not yours” a Helen Oyeyemi reference? Wow.

    Bill

  8. Steve Erickson

    I’m assuming you haven’t been on social media, particularly Facebook, lately, but the main subject of discussion has been sexual abuse and assault. I have learned that a number of my friends have been victims of it and, in one case, was repeatedly raped and tried to commit suicide as a result. (I know about his suicide attempt but didn’t know why he did it.) I know it takes a great deal of courage to talk about this stuff on social media. It was really liberating for me to talk about the time I got chased by guys yelling anti-gay slurs at me in Washington, DC. in 1995, and then hear from gay men who have been gay-bashed (although I am not comforted that, with one exception, everyone else’s similar experience ended in violence, which I somehow escaped.) But I can’t take my face being rubbed in the world’s brutality any more. I know well just how sexist it is and how common sexual harassment, abuse and rape are. There’s something about repeatedly reading people I know confess how it’s happened to them that makes me want to avoid social media for the next few days and concentrate on transcribing my Griffin Dunne interview, the massive rewrites I have to do on my MAJORIE PRIME review by Monday, and the review I have to do on Takashi Mike’s BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL, which I’m seeing Thursday evening, in the time I’m on my computer tomorrow and Thursday. I’ve seen other people say similar things on Twitter. I feel awful for wanting to turn away from this stuff, but it’s affecting my mood in ways that are making me act cruelly towards people in my life.

  9. Misanthrope

    Dennis! You’re back! Yay!

    I’m glad things are going well.

    On my end not so much.

    LPS got arrested for stealing from Target today. $161 worth of merchandise. My mom was on the way to pick him up, and because she was there, they didn’t take him to the police station but released him to her. He’s not allowed on the premises again. There will be an intake hearing, and the judge then will decide his fate: send him to regular court, give him probation, or send him to Juvenile Hall (they call it Boys’ Village here in the county).

    He seems to think it’s not a big deal, is very nonchalant about it.

    And then we got a call from the school that he’d skipped three classes today. I’m sure I’ll be hearing from a teacher or attendance officer soon. Strangely, no one’s contacted me yet.

    A total shit show with that boy right now. I had talks with the Vice Principal and the attendance officer last week. He’s been skipping school and handing in fake notes. He misses one more day before Thanksgiving -unless he has a medical or court excuse- and there will be an attendance hearing in which they’ll send him to alternative school or evening classes. We’ll be responsible for his transportation to and fro because they don’t have buses for those.

    But I like I said, he thinks it’s no big deal, that everyone’s overreacting, etc. Very frustrating.

  10. Kyler

    Hi Dennis, missed you and I did notice! Had some good news – don’t usually mention health stuff here…but I had a biopsy on that thing men our age often have problems with…and after a tense few weeks waiting, the biopsy came back negative! So I’m cancer free. My PSA tests have been a little high since January, so we had to find out for sure. I remember when Danny Kaye won the Tony Award when I was a kid, he said, “I’d like to thank the two most important people in my life: my agent and my urologist.” I now understand what he means. Hope you’re having a good time in the Western zone….

  11. Jonathan Parker-Bryant

    Hello Dennis & Crew,
    it’s been a while since I’ve chimed in, but I’ve remained a daily reader. Many, many times I’ve read a post and thought of dropping a quick note. Something invariably intervenes and distracts me.

    Still enjoy the slave and escort posts as quirky puzzles of humanity. And some are, frankly, deliciously hot. Still sample songs from your gigs. Still read through the comments with as much interest as the main body of the posts. It’s a great community? Gathering? I find your discussion, observation of making films very interesting. From the artistic and technical standpoints, as well as the unique experiences of film making in France. Eagerly awaiting PGL.

    Writing almost every day. Nothing major accomplished, although I’ve managed some vanity fiction for teeny, tiny commissions. Have a mountain of first drafts.

    The playoffs are in full swing and as I write this, the Dodgers are one game from returning to their first World Series since they beat my A’s in 1988. Man, they look good. Dominating the Cubs in all facets. I hope you’re able to catch them on tv or even attend a game while you’re back in California. They’ve been the most exciting team to watch all year.

    And Sparks’ new album. You have to tell us what you think! I personally love it. I’ve remained on my Sparks kick, primarily listening to Exotic Creatures and their project with Franz Ferdinand. Really enjoy the new album, though.

    Still deliriously happy with my boyfriend. Approaching two years.

    Would it be possible for me to email you a question? I hate to impose, and totally understand if you decline.

    Anyhow, be safe and enjoy the visit to smokey California and revel in the success of the Dodgers!

  12. Jamie

    Hey Dennis!
    I was worried about you and the blog after last time’s debacle, but saw your fb updates. What a strange hiccup. I wonder if it’s related to the trouble we’ve been having seeing comments etc. The blog still doesn’t update on my phone, so maybe?
    Are you having a good time? I hope so. The NN conference sounds good? Hannah and I are both a little besotted with Eileen Myles atm. Hannah’s reading Chelsea Girls and I’m reading it over her shoulder or whenever she puts it down.
    Guess what? I’m a little under the weather. Does that go without saying these days? I did make it down to Newcastle/Sunderland Mon/Tues for the first time in about 2 months and it was okay. W e interviewed a potential director for our next round of animation (which I thought wasn’t happening) and she seemed really great, very smart and hip (in a good way).
    I’m so excited that you and Zac’s next film is something to do with Home Haunts!! My mind boggles in the most delightful manner. I hope research while you’re there is going very well.
    I always like to pull my favourite comments from the escorts but I think you put my favourite up top. It’s nice to see some of the guestbook denizens seeming a little besotted as they generally seem so snarky these days.
    I hope you’re having a lovely time. Did you manage to fit in some movies on your flight?
    So happy to see you back here!
    I don’t know what day you’re on when you see this, but may it be like a magic carpet ride.
    Bazooka Joe love,
    Jamie

  13. David Ehrenstein

    Gaston Bachelard

  14. David Ehrenstein

    Latest FaBlog: Before Harvey Weinstein There Was Louis B. Mayer

  15. _Black_Acrylic

    CrazyLove’s status as a Trump supporter, racist, proud hunter, gayphobic etc put me in mind of Kevin Wilshaw the ex Neo-Nazi who this week came out as Jewish and gay.

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