The blog of author Dennis Cooper

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furniture

 

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blur

‘You could say that Iraqi artist Halim Al Karim is an interrupted being. You wouldn’t blame him, after all he was forced to spend three years living alone in a hole in the ground covered by rocks since he opposed Saddam’s regime during the Gulf war.

‘Throughout that time his only interaction with the outside world was through a Bedouin woman who brought him food and water on occasion and thus kept him alive.

‘Al-Karim has since emigrated to America and is currently living in Dubai. He says: “My works are concerned with ongoing and unresolved issues, especially as they relate to violence. The main challenge for me is to identify and stay clear of the historical and contemporary elements of brainwashing. The out of focus images, imply an uncertainty of context, time and place. These techniques, which have become the hallmark of my work, are means to overcome the effects of politics of deception and, in turn, transform me and the camera into a single entity, seeking a greater truth”.’

 

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Central Park

‘You won’t find it on any official maps, or find sign posts to show you the way. Tens of millions of visitors come to enjoy Central Park every year, but very few know that hidden away in the middle of the park is a mysterious cave. It’s so ancient it predates Central Park itself! The cave has been the site of murder, suicide, assaults, and secret trysts. In the late 19th century it was even the home of a runway school girl for a while.

‘Whilst much of Central Park was sculpted into picturesque lawns, tree-lined avenues and lakes, Olmstead and Vaux deliberately created some wilder, more overgrown places; chiefly that maze of hills, winding steps, and lush, thick undergrowth they called the Ramble; “a wild garden away from the carriage drives and bridal paths.” And lurking in the midst of this idyllic reverie is the hidden cave – to find it requires keen eyes.

‘The cave was sealed up in 1934, leaving only the entrance, sealed with bricks. For this secret hideaway was not just an ‘Eldorado of pleasures’ but the sight of many nefarious crimes. Assaults and deaths were common here in the obscure cave.’

 

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homes

 

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games

‘Where is the secret room in Nicholas’ weird adventure 2? Keep clicking on the drawing in the shop and he will give it to you and DON’T PRESS THE RED BUTTON then play until you find a castle not the one with the gate put the drawing in the shredder and there you have it!!:)

Once i told the tavern owner that i wont pay the 50 GP for another week and he attacked me, so i couldn’t buy his teleport rune to the tavern, and it happened to me with other merchants. There are several secret solutions. The best one is to kill his wife and cast the oblivion spell on him, but then you see her dead body in the market every day.’

 

‘The Monkey People can be found on the first playable level of Halo 3. If you follow these instructions you can spot them hiding in the jungle, and then … nothing. You can’t kill them, but if you shoot them they actually bleed (only real characters do that). Note that they all look exactly the same only in different sizes, which suggests that they might be the product of genetic experiments or excessive inbreeding. For all we know, the monkeys might keep decreasing in size right down to a subatomic level. A lone Monkey Man can be found in a different, much harder to reach part of the level (it’s actually outside the game map and you can only get there by killing yourself and respawning in the right place).’

 

‘lluminati is a standalone card game that has ominous secret societies competing with each other to control the world through sinister means, including legal, illegal, and even mystical. This is not funny but a sad truth. Please give your heart to Jesus.’

 

‘I remember there used to be a mod for 1.6 that basically allowed co-op play for half-life and had a ton of maps made by a very strange individual that had nothing to do with much of anything? It’s had to explain but it was like dropping LSD made of old internet memes and 1.6 coding. Colored lights everywhere, weird music, things that just made no sense at all, so on. If you found the ‘red’ map and followed it, you’d find hidden tunnels behind walls leading to some sort of burial chamber, with plots of bone-filled dirt in the walls. Dark rooms full of barely audible whispering. Things would almost always get more abstract as you went on, meaning eventually you’d be in some sort of void. From what I’ve read, only 8 players ever found that void in the game, and 6 of them later committed suicide. Coincidence?’

 

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the desert

‘Art does not always want to be seen – at least, not easily. Since the 1960s, some of the most memorable works of art have been hidden in remote places, or knowable only through photographs.

‘The latest such elusive treasure is a swimming pool created in the Mojave desert by Austrian artist Alfredo Barsuglia. The pool is full of clean blue water, whose appeal under the fierce sun in the middle of the desert must surely be amplified hundreds of times, set in a white, modern structure with pool-cleaning equipment supplied so you can leave it as you found it. You are also asked to bring water to replenish the pool.’

 

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portraits

‘The first photographic images in the late 1820s had to be exposed for hours in order to capture them on film. Improvements in the technology led to this exposure time being drastically cut down to minutes, then seconds, throughout the 19th century. But in the meantime, the long exposures gave us a few unmistakable Victorian photography conventions, such as the stiff postures and unsmiling faces of people trying to remain perfectly still while their photograph was being taken.

‘Seems children were just as squirmy then as they are today, because another amusing convention developed: photographs containing hidden mothers trying to keep their little ones still enough for a non-blurry picture. These fantastic portraits of children all contain their mother and one father, disguised as chairs or camoflauged under decorative throws behind them.’

 

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Melrose Place

‘Conceptual artworks were secretly used as props on primetime television series Melrose Place. The artists worked with the show’s scriptwriters to ensure that the artworks had relevance to the plot, even though the audience had no idea of their existence.

‘The pieces were specially designed by art collective the GALA Committee. The group was led by Mel Chin, who gathered fellow artists along with faculty and students from the University of Georgia and California Institute of the Arts under the GALA Committee umbrella.

‘So when Courtney Thorne-Smith’s character, Alison, works from her couch while pregnant, the quilt she is under is stitched with a pattern of the chemical structure for the abortion drug RU 486. The drug was illegal in the US at the time.

‘Some of the interventions included material that evaded the censors at the Federal Communications Commission, like a set of bed sheets printed with graphics of unrolled condoms – images of which were banned from public broadcast.


‘Motivated by the idea that network television could prove a more powerful site for public artwork than a physical place, they pitched the idea to the Melrose Place producers, who agreed to the unconventional product placements.

‘The artists were not paid by Spelling Entertainment; instead, the project was independently funded by arts institutions like the Museum of Contemporary Art Los Angeles (MOCA), Grand Arts in Kansas City and The Rockefeller Foundation.’


Reconstruction of the Melrose Place bar location Shooters


75 unique bottles behind the Shooters bar detail the health and social issues relating to alcohol consumption throughout history.


An emblem of the African continent replaces the white circle on an Africa Is the Eight-Ball, a reference to the ubiquity of racism.


The Target Audience dartboard reflects the target audience of Melrose Place, women aged 18 to 49.

 

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a boulder

‘Swiss studio Bureau A has concealed a wooden cabin inside an artificial rock and transported it to a remote site in the Swiss Alps.’

 

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candles

‘This spectacular vary of high finish candles are some things fully new and exciting. Along with award winning packaging and eleven divine fragrances, every candles with jewelry hidden inside additionally contains an additional special hidden surprise. Revealed from the wax because the candle burns could be a hidden treasure, a spectacular ring. There are over 50 different styles of rings that range in value from $25 – $7,500. Every candle is carefully hand-crafted in New Zealand and are a fabulous gift that will be always be treasured.’

 

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Minecraft

‘Marcuss Persson, better known to the gaming community as Notch, is the man who created a world one block at a time, and an indie empire to go along with it, in the cultural phenomenon that is Minecraft. During a conversation between Notch and SpyParty’s Chris Hecker at GDC 2012, Persson teased there’s still some undiscovered secret in Minecraft, though no additional details were provided on what it might be. With how rabid and dedicated the Minecraft fan base is, I find it very surprising that any stone would be left unturned. When you consider the millions who play this game and all the time logged, this secret has to be buried very deep in the game. I wonder if it is some sort of uber secret recipe or dungeon. According to some Notch has hinted elsewhere it is a hidden recipe, according to others Notch has stated it is NOT a recipe. One big hint is that it “may or may not have something to do with time”. Notch said that the secret rare item was more rare than wearable cloaks that only Mojang employees could obtain, which, considering said cloaks are unobtainable by regular players, made the secret rare item pretty darn rare indeed. Lots of people think that it might have something to do with the new phases of the moon. Personally, I think whatever it is will rather be triggered by a certain player’s action or by a special seed for the world generation. It won’t be anything huge I’m assuming, but hopefully they prove me wrong with a HUGE idea! I dont care how big or small it is, I will love it all!’

‘Do people really think this is it? LIES. Notch is Swedish retard. I thought it would be a rainbow sheep. Notch tweeted that we can all stop looking for the secret now, since it was “very minor”. He also pointed out that he never said it was a big secret, but the internet over-hyped it. LIES, LIES. That is the stupidest bull shit I ever heard. That being the big secret is just fake in all kind of ways. I’m a member of a secret Minecraft society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look like a Costco, so I should know. Maybe that so-called big secret is a secret message? One day we will have mince rafts. Whatever a mince raft is.’

 

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Milan’s manholes

 

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text

‘We often talk about “hidden text,” but in reality what is hidden text? Hidden text is also known as “invisible text” or “fake text.” Hidden text is often used for spamming the search engines. But many smart search engines, such as Google can detect the use of hidden text. To give a simple definition, hidden text is text on a Web page which is visible to search engine spiders but not visible to human visitors.

‘You should not use hidden text to get high ranking in search engines. Search engines can detect certain forms of hidden text algorithmically and when they do they will automatically drop the offending site from their index. By hiding keywords in hidden text, you may be able to trick the search engines for a limited amount of time. Anything that hides text from a browser, but is still in the body of the document, will be indexed by the search engine spiders. But the use of hidden text can cause search engines to permanently ban your website.

‘Some years ago, search engine optimization consisted of putting a group of phrases together with as many repetitions as possible to make up a keyword tag and, if necessary, putting the same text in a hidden form at the bottom of the pages. This was a very easy method of getting visitors, but some people overused this approach, to the point of abusing the system. Because of this abuse, search engines took action to stop this kind of search spam. The effect of this is that the actual keyword tag is virtually useless now.

‘The most successful form of hidden text is not so much hidden as ignored. This is text placed between comment tags like this . Comment tags are actually intended to be used as an aid to whoever is editing the source code at a later date and as such comments are not of course displayed in the browser. There are methods to make this text ‘readable’ or at least detectable in browsers, but they are illegal, and best of luck finding and learning them. But, to give an example, while it may not look much from the highlighting, the coder has managed to hide over four thousand words, sixteen pages of keyword rich hidden text in a single body of text. This must be approaching a world record and here is a small sample:’


Kenneth Goldsmith ‘HIDDEN TEXT / HIDDEN CODE’

 

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Fight Club

1. ‘The Tyler flashes. Before Tyler officially enters the Narrator’s life when they’re sitting together on the plane, he appears six times in the film. Once he’s riding a moving walkway at the airport (that appearance isn’t included on this list, since it’s not hidden). Four of those times, Tyler appears as a subliminal flash that occurs when the Narrator has a moment of frustration or anger during his insomnia daze. These, of course, create the foundation for Tyler.

2. ‘Tyler as a waiter. The fifth time Tyler appears? When the Narrator is in the middle of his early traveling montage and he’s watching TV in his hotel room. A group of waiters on screen all say “Welcome.” If you look carefully, Brad Pitt is in the front row of waiters, on the far right.

3. ‘No incoming calls. This is a quick, subtle hint early on that Tyler isn’t real. When the Narrator’s condo blows up, he calls Tyler from a payphone, with no answer. Then, a few seconds later, the phone rings. As the Narrator goes to answer it, the camera zooms in on some text on the payphone that reads, “No incoming calls accepted.” In other words — Tyler could not have called him back, because this phone cannot ring.

4. ‘White boxers. During the course of the movie, Tyler and the Narrator intentionally dress in opposite ways — Tyler is flamboyant, the Narrator is corporate and buttoned-down. The only place they’re identical: Their boxers. When the Narrator is ordering IKEA furniture at the beginning of the movie, he’s in plaid boxers. As soon as he moves into Tyler’s house, he begins wearing white boxers… the same exact ones Tyler wears as he bikes around the house.

5. ‘Seven Years in Tibet. This was a little inside joke of production design. When the Narrator is sending Marla out of town, there’s a marquee in the background for the movie “Seven Years in Tibet”. A movie that starred Brad Pitt.’

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embroidery

‘Vintage photographs without a doubt carry with them something from the past but to Maurizio Anzeri, his work is not about preserving or celebrating the past. “I don’t want to be nostalgic. When I work on them, to me they become very present. The catch is that at some point these photographs were to some people really important and suddenly they ended up in a box,” he says. When confronted with his portraits it’s as if Maurizio wanted to create a passage for the character to escape from their present form. You can see that a part of them is still there and the other part has become something else. “I think that what makes them work is that the image and the embroidery at the top feed each other,” he explains. He has no intention to cover or to erase. “It’s about feeding another dimension,” he says. For Maurizio, the physicality of puncturing a needle in the actual image “is an action of penetration”. “I have been told many times that one of the characteristics of my work is to cover when there is nothing to cover. And I like that and it’s not even hidden the fact that there is nothing to cover,” he explains.’

 

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your face

‘The expression of a given face at a specific time is conveyed by a composite of signals from several sources of facial appearance. These sources include the general shape, orientation (pose), and position of the head, the shapes and positions of facial features (e.g., eyes, mouth), coloration and condition of the skin, shapes of wrinkles, folds, and lines, and so forth. Some of these sources are relatively fixed; others, more changeable. The most important source of change in facial expression is the set of muscular movements produced by facial muscles, which provide the most substantial changes in facial appearance over short time durations and contribute most to nonverbal communication by the face. Other shorter term origins that may contribute to expressions are blood flow and glandular secretions. As a generalization, muscular activity contributes expressive variation on a background of more slowly changing or static expressive sources. These latter sources include the sizes, positions, and shapes of fleshy tissues, hair, teeth, cartilage, and bones.

‘Corresponding to the several sources of expressive information in the face are the many nonverbal communication messages that the face can provide. Some of these messages are validly related to characteristics of the person behind the face, some are fabrications of the viewer unrelated to the real person, and others lie somewhere between these two extremes. Much of the research on the face is centered on discovering the messages that fit into these different categories. Another perspective on the range of facial messages is to consider objective description, such as a list of physical anatomical measurements, as an anchor for veridical information, and ever more abstract generalizations or inferences about characteristics more remote from these specific observations becoming increasingly difficult to verify.

‘A further difficulty for interpreting the face is that the appearances produced by one source of facial information can interact with another, producing a mixture, as mentioned above, that can hide, mask, or interfere with the messages conveyed by each source. The structure of facial nonverbal communication is complex.

‘The facial muscles are like elastic sheets that are stretched in layers over the cranium, facial bones, the openings they form, and the cartilage, fat, and other tissues of the head. These are the muscles of facial expression, acting singly and in combination. The diagram below shows a simplified view of how the facial muscles are actually arranged. Move the mouse cursor over the list of facial muscles and click on a facial muscle of interest to see more information. Most of the muscles have a short video that illustrates the appearances that are produced when the muscle acts. Innervation and blood supply are also indicated.’

[inner/outer frontalis] [corrugator] [procerus] [depressor supercilli] [inner/outer orbicularis oculi] [nasalis] [depressor_septi] [levator_labii] [buccinator] [caninus] [risorius] [zygomatic_major] [zygomatic_minor] [depressor_labii] [orbicularis_oris] [masseter] [triangularis] [mentalis] [platysma] [levator of the upper eyelid] [incisive muscle of the lips] [other facial/head muscles]

 

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Justin Bieber

 

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coins

‘Based in Russia, artist Roman Booteen maintains a mysterious level of anonymity, while producing hobo nickel creations which regularly shock the coin collecting community with both their subject matter, myriad hidden facets, and complexity.’

 

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poems

‘The American Composer John Cage invented what can only be described as a postmodern poetic form in his mesostics. These writings, though they started out as purely creative, eventually became poems generated by chance operations. The mesostics emerged as another product of Cage’s exploration of indeterminacy. In his early mesostics, Cage would simply write a word (usually a name) vertically down the page, with all the letters capitalized. Then, he would “fill in the blanks” and come up with a poem using the “spine” he had chosen. According to Cage, in a “pure mesostic”, there are no repeated lower case letters that match the previous or next upper-case letter in the poem. The words that surround the spine letters are taken from a selected source text read forwards, or by chance operations. The first letter to appear in any word is used to surround the corresponding spine letter. “Wing Words”, or intermittent words placed in the text between spine words, may be selected by one’s taste or through further chance operations. They must, however, obey the non-repeating letter rule.’

 

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a Marcel Duchamp

‘Turkish artist Serkan Özkaya says he has found a secret in Marcel Duchamp’s Étant donnés. He built an exact replica which he put on view (by appointment only) at Duchamp’s former studio, on East 11th Street in New York in 2017.

‘Özkaya’s theory quite literally upends the way you look at the work. The work, he claims, functions as a camera obscura. Instead of being just a tableaux you are supposed to look in on, it is also meant to project, via its two peepholes, an hidden image of the artist’s face out onto the wall opposite.

‘Özkaya based his theory partly on Duchamp’s having said that every one of his works of art is, to some extent, a self-portrait. (The notion came to turning Étant donnés into a projecting device came to him, he explains, after reading Anne Friedberg’s book The Virtual Window: From Alberti to Microsoft.)

‘Upon opening the door to room 403, and you found a dark space, a few feet deep, still floored with the same cheap, checkered black-and-white tiles as in Duchamp’s day. Black trash bags surrounded a space about 13 feet deep and nine feet high that housed the sculpture. A few leaves and branches littered the floor. Özkaya turned off the lights; my eyes adjusted; the image thrown by the backlighting came, gradually, into view.

‘It was an innately intriguing experience—though I have to say that I found the contours of the projected face very, very hard to make out. The eyes, resembling a child’s line drawing, are very clear. It took a lot more convincing, and the consultation of some photographs, to see what is supposed to be the mouth and nose.’

 

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a Prince video

‘After Prince released his now legendary Sign O’ The Times album in 1987, he planned to follow it up with the equally legendary TheBlack Album—legendary for very different reasons, as he pulled the record six days before its release, meaning that only a handful of the original promo records made it out there. In 1988, Prince released the Lovesexy album. On it was the chart smashing “Alphabet Street.” So, what I’ve learned this week is that, hidden in the “Alphabet Street” video is a message from Prince which reads: DON’T BUY THE BLACK ALBUM I’M SORRY. Check it out for yourself at the 27 second mark and look at the picture with Prince in green.’

 

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Ramiro Saavedra

‘In 2012, footage of a singer performing Come As You Are led many to believe that believe Kurt Cobain is still alive. With guitar in hand, Ramiro Saavedra had the grunge singer’s iconic long hair and aped his singing style note-for-note. He was competing on Peruvian talent show Yo Soy (I am) – where contestants cover songs from their favourite singers. Nirvana’s Facebook page later posted a link to the video, accompanied by a caption that read: “It is true, Kurt is alive. He needed time to learn to play the guitar with his right hand. Finding left-handed guitars is not easy. We are so happy to have him back and forgive him for all of the sadness that we have held so deeply in our hearts.”’

 

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the earth

‘Two teenaged boys in Germany were out exploring the fields when they found two pipes sticking up from the ground in the middle of nowhere.

‘This is the entrance, a hundred meters or so from the periscopes, and surrounded by coniferous trees. It was covered with a wooden lid, which was easy to remove by using a crowbar.

‘What you can see here is what you would see for the next few minutes – nothing but endless, hospital like hallways.

‘Hallways like this occurred several times. They decided to keep going straight in order to avoid getting lost. The holes in the wall on the right appeared to be punched with a hammer.

‘The hallway, as they found out, wasn’t straight at all. It had several slight turns, leading to another long hall to the left.

‘At this point they were both uncertain if they should proceed or get the hell out of there. Notice graffiti in the top right: ‘DIE’. The one on the left translates to “help”.

‘This big yellow door came out of nowhere. They were expecting (and hoping) for an exit or another dead end. They had no clue how a single person or even couple people would be able to open those, since they seemed as heavy as bank vault doors.

‘After passing a lot – and I mean A LOT – of those heavy safe doors, the rooms seemed to become more and more destroyed, as you can see from the decayed walls. Proceeding onwards, the graffiti clearly read, “Hallo Satan, I love you”.

‘This was the first time on the whole tour one of the explorers literally panicked. Terrified by the silhouette of this pile of rubble, resembling a crouching or sitting man.

‘Another flood, they were stopped by another impassable corridor.

‘Next was the biggest room so far, but only visible through little square holes in the walls.

‘This is a sign on the floor reading “Stay Back”. Right after this shot, the camera went dead.

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p.s. Hey. ** Joe, Hey, Joe. Obviously great to see you! Oh good, Ponge is great. Take care ’til soon. xo. ** sam jenks, Greetings, sam. No, we’ve been working on UK screenings for months, but it has proven to be difficult. We haven’t found venues there that have been interested yet. A bit surprising and strange, but that’s been the situation. But I was working on two London possibilities yesterday. We’re determined to screen the film there, and we will somehow. Hopefully good news before too long. Thank you for asking and wanting. ** _Black_Acrylic, He’s terrific. We remain just sort of chilly and often wet over here. It’s getting pretty old, I must say. ** Steeqhen, Thanks for the rec. I’ll watch for it. Resting scares and bores me for the very reason you mention. Plus I don’t seem constitutionally able to do it. Thanks about the Triskel. ** Laura, Hi! I didn’t fully follow your thoughts on Ponge, but they were very interesting. The script and I are chasing each other. Hopefully I’ll wind up on top. Yes, I read that the powers that be don’t want to let ‘Adolescence’ be a singular, good thing but intend to drag it out thinking more money can be made and more critical acclaim accrued. ** James Bennett, Yes, I guess there must be Gevais superfans out there, but what a strange idea. I don’t know that Jim Dodge book, but there’s a kind of Agota Kristof thing in her writing that excites me to no end. Luck with the excitement plus hassle. xo, me. ** kenley, Yeah, the people I interacted with in TO, if an outsider can call it that, were pretty warm-ish and not foreign seeming to an LA guy. Not sure if I can pinpoint exactly why. A vibe, as, yes, we LA types like to say. I remember Vancouver feeling and kind of looking SoCal-like, but I don’t remember the people. It was, like, ages ago. Luck galore escaping application hell as needed. Aw, thanks, about ‘Closer’. ** Carsten, Oh, no, I was probably thinking of the French self-styled environmental activists who tried to get his Pompidou explosion/event canceled. Haha, yes, and yet some of the most serious, daring artists I know are huge sports fans. I used to be very into baseball when I lived in LA, so I’m kind of in that camp a teeny bit, although I haven’t gone whole hog over soccer/football over here. But I do think it’s a beautiful sport. I can’t remember that Schnabel film, but, boy, problems not withstanding, he is an infinitely better filmmaker than he is a visual artist even so. Nice quote there, and, yeah, fragrantly applicable to Ponge. ** HaRpEr //, Stephen M. is a sweetie. I curated an art show years ago in NYC and titled it ‘Brighten the Corners’ without asking and he wrote me a thank you note. ‘Self-indulgence’ is one of lazy, skittish thinkers’ favorites, yeah. ‘Pretentious’ too. Kay Gabriel is such a smarty. I’m sorry to hear about the confrontation. Curious because yesterday I randomly had to listen to ‘Nude as the News’, but it was to pump me up. ** darbz (⊙ 0⊙ ), I always feel sympathetic towards bus drivers for some reason, and when they pull shit like that, I tell myself they probably deserve the little joy they get from being cruel. A friend who’s loose with their Criterion password is a friend indeed, except over here where there is no Criterion, but even then the givers are well meaning friends. ** Uday, Um, I don’t have a specific memory, but, given that I love Ponge, it’s certainly very possible that I propped that book here in some earlier context or other, yes. I’ll look for your email, thanks. ** Nicholas., Hi, pal plus period. I don’t know who Tim Dillon, but I’ll find out. My up has been pretty predictable aka film stuff and Paris highlights when possible. Dinner: one of my usuals: Capellini pasta with a combo of tomato and mushroom sauce smeared with two forms of grated cheese, and too much of it in last night’s case. Keep keeping on, mister. ** Right. Today I’ve restored a really, really old post that looks and seems really, really old, and I’m counting on that dated quality giving it a certain charm. See you tomorrow.

10 Comments

  1. Carsten

    A lot of fun, this tour above. And putting hidden subversive art in Melrose Place is fucking groovy. Way to spice up a tedious commercial TV job.

    I’ll take your word for it, that Schnabel’s a better filmmaker than painter. Though surely not on the basis of “Basquiat”. I know “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” is the one everyone went nuts for. I have no desire to see it. Nor his take on Van Gogh. And now he’s made a film of Nick Tosches, oh boy… Another pompous ego-stroker championed by the bro academy. Hard pass.

    I don’t have a problem with sports. I enjoy playing a bunch of them, basketball especially. Watching them, with a few exceptions, it’s pretty tedious to me, but I get why people dig it. Went to a Dodgers game in LA once & the experience was quite beautiful. It’s the sports industrial complex that bothers me. And the outsized influence of so-called “pro sports” on our culture. And the insane amount of money thrown at it. And and and…

    But yeah, my suggestion to replace the sports section with an art section is an old ice breaker I like to use socially. Hell of a way to winnow a crowd. Or make instant enemies. Depends on the crowd…

  2. Steeqhen

    Hey Dennis,

    Yeah I think my rest day was a bit of a depressing day, though it helped me to realize some issues I have that I want to sort through. I want to find a therapist who would suit my issues, who is also a gay man as some of my stuff is to do with stuff that I don’t think someone who isn’t would either struggle to get. Though I don’t know how many gay therapists there are in Cork so it may be a struggle.

    I actually found an anthology in work today — High Rise — which seems to be full of that whole scene you were around; it has your story “Wrong”, as well as Gluck, Acker, Wojnarowicz, Trinidad, and a couple others. Was a fun find whilst sorting books so I brought it home with me.

    Fun post. abandoned buildings, especially abandoned basements or secret paths, always excite me. I love to watch urban exploration videos on youtube, and hope that some creature will be hiding in the background. I wonder what that Minecraft secret was? Perhaps it is something I don’t even question anymore, as Notch hasn’t been involved in Minecraft in at least 11 years (and possibly since 2013). He went down some alt right pipeline from what I remember, so his disconnect from the game is probably for the best.

    Also mid commenting I spilt all my soup taking it out of the microwave which has put me in a terrible mood as I was looking forward to having it 🙁

  3. _Black_Acrylic

    In the wake of Nirvana – Nevermind, I recall back in the 90s there was a craze for hidden tracks at the end of CDs. Don’t think anything was ever too noteworthy about them, though.

    Re sports, as a teenager I read a great book called Football Against the Enemy and it taught me to see the game as a big political allegory. Living in Glasgow in later years only reinforced that point of view. Leeds is a rarity in that we’re a 1 club city so that’s thankfully not so much of an issue for us here.

  4. Steve

    Ah, the bygone days when Justin Bieber was a controversial, widely hated figure! (There really are creepy subliminal images hidden in one of his videos if you play it back at slower speed.)

    I had a memorable dream last night. As my parents were dying, a filmmaker considered me for an acting role. I was hesitant but decided to go for it. He changed his mind about working with me. This is a very odd detail to remember, but his office called me and said “if you had to dye your hair for the part, send us an invoice for the bill.”

    I’ve started attending press screenings for Lincoln Center’s “Rendezvous with French Cinema” series. I caught Laurent Cantet and Robin Campillo’s ENZO yesterday and will be seeing several more new French films later in the week.

  5. Laura

    oi Dennis!

    gosh i’m def into this post lol. Cale obvi, but those German kids who went down the hatch and found themselves in The Signal? ugh, fantastic. totally wish i could go too.

    sorry i wasn’t clearer Ponge-wise! lol maybe i was getting paranormally ready for the spirit of this post lol. or maybe i can’t write ^_^ in the end i reckon the point was that lyricism>observation, but when each contains aspects of the other they can realise themselves v nicely. or smth. =)

    bit worried about Adolescence pt. II fr. let’s see if they come up w unexpected stuff which doesn’t fuck up the whole thing.

    ugh, i got megafreaked out last night doing a some impromptu editing, like, looking at it after, is this shit vastly overwritten now? the horror lmao. then i remembered the specific characters i was working w probably can stand a smidge of overwriting as long as it’s all broken up at the right intervals, and i literally fell backwards w relief lol. unless i’m just baseline wrong, in which case, basically, fuck me. ^_^

    did you land on top yet? doe-eyed script begging for death and all? super curious about what’s proving elusive or whatever! but i totally get why that’s yours alone =)

    me, i almost just homed in on the first stage of recovery, it lasted almost a full day, then crapped out on me. meh. thank God for everything, yea, but let this mean i’m properly getting there soon. maybe. highkey wanna go dancing, lol, i think about it at least every couple of days and it’s cruuuuel.

    anyway, off to perform surgery on the last two pomegranates of the batch now— all the others were the exact sort of sweet and wet and lowkey perfect so here’s hoping.

    xo!

  6. kenley

    hi dennis!

    ou, im glad you had fun in our fair city! i’ll have to say hi next time

    omg…i just submitted my finalized pr application like 5 minutes ago!!!! and its my bday tomorrow!!!!!! and i get to see 2 bands i love tn with the boyf and my friends!!!!!!! a happy day! i hope you are having one too!

    • kenley

      also—gah, that german bunker is creepy. california deserts are full of fun crazy secrets and weirdos and all sorts of thingsssss. i remember being fascinated by the ie & the salton sea as a sheltered oc kid haha

  7. HaRpEr //

    I love this stuff! As a kid my interest in similar things were sparked by these weird Edwardian antiques my grandfather owned. He had this secret chest with hidden drawers and things that he never told anyone how to open. My dad suspected there were old porn mags in there.
    He also had one of those trick matchstick holders that opens from the side you don’t think it’s going to open from.
    In my writing I like the idea of putting in hidden details where if you have a good eye or you’re in the know, then you know. I have all of these secret acrostics and occult messages and things in the book I wrote.
    This idea is actually the subject of this piece I submitted to Hobart and describes how Raymond Roussel had this constraint where nothing in his writing could be describing a real thing that existed in the world but he broke his rule once with a description of a porcelain figure which belonged to his mother and nobody knows why he did it.

    The really pathetic aspect to admit was that I had this intense argument with my dad. He doesn’t see the work I’m doing to get myself out of this dump. He started randomly confronting me and I broke down immediately which only made him angrier and try to guilt trip me. He even made my mum cry which made me feel so terrible. Yeah, it’s all pathetic, but it’s so frustrating when I’m doing what I can to get out of here. I’ve only really stayed so long to work on my mental health and get some writing done.
    Anyway, sorry for the emotional dump, I know I probably sound like a brat.

    Interesting about the Cat Power overlap we had. I usually listen to ‘Alarm Call’ by Bjork when I need to be amped up.
    ‘Moon Pix’ is in tandem with Lou Reed’s ‘Berlin’ for me when I’m in a certain mood. ‘Colors and the Kids’ is probably my favourite Cat Power song. Some of my favourite lyrics ever. ‘It’s so hard to live in the city because you just want to say hello to everybody’ always touches my heart in an unexplained way.

  8. DonW

    Hey Dennis, Oh, man: I had no idea about Hobo Nickels. Fun! Thanks for my next deep dive. The Russian artist’s nickels are superb. I’m just browsing through some recent posts on here. Great picture discs. Remember those floppy 7″s you tore out of magazines? Have you ever done a post about favorite album covers? What are yours? I’m still listening to plenty of Pavement these days and snagged tix to see them this summer, so looking forward to that. And def. looking forward to visiting London/Paris this summer as well. Can’t wait! I just finished a crime novel by Manchette and really liked it. The Gunman. Not sure if you’re a fan. Hope you’re doing great! Take care, Don

  9. Uday

    I like these posts that are sort of self-contained. Thank you for your reply; I’ll get back to you with the exact date the second I have it (and needed your confirmation to begin that process here). Your dinner sounds delicious and now I want mushroom pasta.
    These are the first words I am typing or saying to anybody, and my first access to some connective technology, since rewatching The Devil, Probably earlier. This was my first time showing it to my friends (about six of them) and I’m so glad I decided to trust them because they really got it, or seem to have because none of them said a word after (without my beckoning them to silence) and I know for a fact that my roommate hasn’t said a word since and has also elected to skip his usual nightly routine of pre-bed phone usage.
    Love having confirmation on an upcoming trip to New York where I get to meet at least one person I truly sincerely love from every stage of my life.
    Love having carved out a print of Andy Warhol’s Blow Job because this guy I like (don’t tell anybody, I’m trying to keep it on the down low) said that he wanted it on a poster (it was in the background when I showed him The Living End [with hidden intentions]), and love surprising him tomorrow and maybe working up the guts to ask him out but probably not and love thinking that I’ll do it at some point and also somehow newly love knowing it’ll probably not work out.

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