“He is not a boy. He’s not even human. He’s a thing. He’s Johnny, cognitive hazard thing.”

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sugarisjustgaysalt, 20
Stockholm

I’ve got it going on in the front. I’ve got it going on in the back. Your choice.

Guestbook of sugarisjustgaysalt

Explorer10cs – July 11, 2025
I sucked him in a public bathroom….i mean who hasn’t? But now my lips burn ….anyone? Help?

Cheeryouup – July 10, 2025
If you are looking for a goofy and sweet boy with loads of childhood trauma turned fetishes, look no further. Sigmund Freud be damned.

sugarisjustgaysalt (Owner) – July 9, 2025
I forgot to mention I have this paraphilia (Acrotomophilia) and I love to let it out. If there are any men missing their legs or arms, it’s a borderline freebie.

The_assripper – July 8, 2025
People with mental problems should not have access to internet.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft SM
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 500€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Illsnatchyoursoul, 19
Bergen

suck or fuck idc iw

Guestbook of Illsnatchyoursoul

Illsnatchyoursoul (Owner) – July 10, 2025
u be u

GoodMan69 – July 10, 2025
One of the most beautiful twinks you will ever meet. One of the most uninterested twinks you will ever meet.

polishmelancholyslut – July 9, 2025
Very hot, but one of those guys who want to marry everyone when they’re high. He ignored my msgs for a long time. He then one time he came over and was super naughty and told me constantly how much he loved me etc. Two days later texting him, he didn’t even remember me and was very arrogant. Apparently I just got lucky that one day cuz he was wasted.

Alwaysthesame – July 7, 2025
Suck his asshole, dick and nips.

CLINT – July 3, 2025
I really cannot overstate the beauty of this young man. He is stunningly beautiful, extremely beautiful. I am not exaggerating. His beauty is sublime. His beauty is hard to comprehend.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages Norwegian, Danish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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Cheap, 21
Macon

Some guys are just objects to be bankrolled. I am one of them. Did I find a sugardaddy? Not yet. I’m poor, very poor, how poor? I don’t even have $2. Do I know how to deal with that? Not yet. Do I know it is what I am? Yes I do.

Guestbook of Cheap

GymClothes – July 9, 2025
He did a lot of porn until recently under the name Phillip Dick. I worked for one of the companies on the film crew. It was in Atlanta and we sometimes shot 6 videos day with him. Finish one shoot, shower him, blow dry his hair, bring in a new top and shoot another. Then once all the filming was done we would have a big fuckfest at the Red Roof Inn and everyone would fuck him raw and come inside until dawn. We’d invite him over to be our fuckmeat even if he wasn’t on a shoot.

PiggyE – July 9, 2025
Analphabet

tongueyourhole – July 9, 2025
I am a complete rim pig and I’ve loved very few things more than deeply feasting on his very soft, loose, puffy, swollen, meaty, stretchy, blown out twink arsehole.

21cm_fun – July 6, 2025
We met on Monday, and I was greeted by a textbook cute twink long since gone to seed. When I sunk my fist and a horse dildo into his hole, his dead eyes sparkled and a small spit of cum splattered my chest. Everything about him is just perfect.

Body Type Average
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request

 

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too_many_drinks, 18
Phoenix

Fight me. I’ll win. I’m superior to you in every way. The harder you lose the more I will get excited.

I fight you in my car ONLY in my driveway. Never gotten caught. Done it plenty of times.

I don’t get fucked because that shit hurts like a bitch.

Guestbook of too_many_drinks

too_many_drinks (Owner) – July 12, 2025
No ball kicks (I still want to impregnate a woman to make babies).

young4ever – July 10, 2025
thinking – ok –
I’m currently thinking about this profile. You’re probably looking for something others aren’t.
Does this have anything to do with practices like snuff?

txtme00 – July 8, 2025
if u wanna have fun while beating up a drunk boy

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position No answer
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 67$
Overnight Rate 270$

 

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skinnyblank, 19
Tulsa

Hey anyone has weed? I’ll gladly share my butt and more for weed. I still fuck girls, but I’d be ok to go pussy-free.

Guestbook of skinnyblank

straying – July 10, 2025
Bring pills

HotBloodiedMale – July 7, 2025
Got him smoked out on weed then lay on the floor of the room and fucked his throat, as he was infront of me, as he stroked and suceds my dick to make me give huge amounts of loud groans as he made it all slippery and wet as he sucked my dick, licked my balls, before I got up and fucked his throat as he was looking up at me stoned. I lay on the couch as he was in doggy as I ate his ass like a piece of meat. I then strangled him as I fucked him in missionary slapping the shit out of him all the way through saying “you fucking piece of shit” “you fucking worthless piece of fuckign whore” before fucking him in spooning on the floor and in missionary on the couch with my hands still tight round his neck, angrily as I let out my morning wood that had made me sexually frustrated out on him. He then stroked and sucedk my dick again as I gave huge loud groans from being pleasured before mountign him in doggy with my foot on his head as he felt how deep I was going, fucking him like the alleway whore that he is and I only had him for half an hour as thats how much I paid him.

Estranged – July 7, 2025
Was okay, nothing special.

skinnyblank (Owner) – July 5, 2025
Ideally guys who are more into rock culture like long hair or whatever.

Bear1982 – July 3, 2025
He was very shy and nervous. Smoking weed didn’t help. I tolerated that for as long as I could then hustled him into the bedroom and fucked him like the worst biatch.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Little
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 1$
Overnight Rate 2$

 

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Antonio, 22
l’Hospitalet de Llobregat

Porn star Antonio Peña for long sessions 🍑❄️🍭🍬

Guestbook of Antonio

Searching4God – July 7, 2025
I wanted to explore oblivion, and his butt was the entrance.

izzy2937 – July 7, 2025
I would like to pay to be your toilet. I might struggle to do it, I might even try and pussy out, but I want you to push me through. Just a heads up, yes, I am a large guy however it should help as my gut can possibly hold lots of shit.

IThinkImFag – July 5, 2025
When I grew up I been hiding it .

skimpythong69 – July 5, 2025
Highlight was french kissing him with a mouth full of his ass mucus.

BrianThomas – July 2, 2025
I’d always wondered why the tops in his porns immediately pry his hole open then spend half of the video smelling and sucking it, and now I know.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair None
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 800€

 

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50PerHour200AllNight, 22
Athens

Eye catching blondie graphic designer by day, loosely attached boyfriend by night, internationally tolerated butt slut by… any time I’m getting paid.

I don’t have much interest in encounters that don’t involve me getting penetrated. I never feel more pure than a man using my ass to get off, it’s like touching a piece of infinity.

Guestbook of 50PerHour200AllNight

Whiteprostitute – July 13, 2025
Mind the gape

metaparadigm – July 12, 2025
They’re Liam and Cam. Liam the blond is a shamelessly greedy bttm who’d probably hump the Hoover if you left him alone long enough. He’s into toys, fisting, hard fucks, stretching, and generally being used like a human stress ball.

Cam takes pride in prepping Liam’s hole—tongue, toys, encouragement, even a standing ovation at one point—then watching it get absolutely ruined. He takes a front-row seat rolling his eyes at Liam’s moaning, begging, squalling, and whimpering.

If you’re a confident, dominant top with a love for taking control, wrecking a skinny blond’s hole into a stretched-out mess, and possibly laughing at the absurdity of it all—drop them a message.

me-Tarzan-you-Jane – July 8, 2025
I will become addicted to you, please be ok with that.

2FF_BadPigs – July 6, 2025
Fisting this horny femme boy pig is simply a holiday for your hand, think of it a hole spa day.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair None
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Greek, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 200€

 

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DadNSon, 21
Ft Lauderdale

Dad (58, top) and son (21, bottom) available to Dads who want to have a three-way. We have music beer lights pool fire pit hot tub.

Guestbook of DadNSon

EarthGoddess – July 12, 2025
As you might be able to guess he does still fuck women but that mainly comes from his need to express love in every way possible.

MarcelTheHumanBoy – July 7, 2025
I’ve been obsessed with your son pretty much since he hit puberty and if that’s true about his dick it’s very disappointing.

DadNSon (Owner) – July 7, 2025
One thing that’s great about my son is he struts around like he has a big dick and brags how he pulls girls left and right and acts like his ass is just a toilet cushion but when you get him naked he has a small dick and his ass turns your mouth into Niagara Falls.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker Socially
Tattoos Yes
Piercings No
Languages English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Ask
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 45$
Overnight Rate 150$

 

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pickmehehe, 18
Glasgow

soo im from glasgow and 5’3″ and blond and skint and looking to change that (and a few other things 😉) and i rlly dont know what else to say, why do they make this box where youre supposed to write things so big 😅 also kinda into bigger guys idk why just find it really hot when a guys like double my height and weight

Guestbook of pickmehehe

pickmehehe (Owner) – July 9, 2025
I seem to be most successful with guys that are untrusting, insecure, and jealous.

corbyn – July 9, 2025
I really wanna tie you to a bed and force you to take enemas until the bed is covered with your shit and my cum. Can you make that happen for me?

GaryRice – July 5, 2025
I’m 90 years old and yes he will actually let a 90 year old man fuck him.

tofuckyounow – July 5, 2025
I would love to deepthroat your cock about to make you shoot your cum load down my cum loving throat as it would be my first time ever swallowing another guys cum, But i have swallowed my own, ive sucked myself off and swallowed all of my own massive load of cum over 70 or 80 times while high as hell. I have sucked the fuck out of my giant 9 inch fat gorgeous cock and one time when i was about to shoot my mmmm good load down my horny throat my Mom walked into the front door so i pulled out my enormous throbbing hard cock and i never got to finish it.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair None
Ethnicity White
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 80£
Overnight Rate On request

 

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LickFeetEatButt, 19
Paris

I love it when someone licks and sucks my feet and ass.

I simply enjoy this whole thing and it turns me on.

I think everyone knows what turns them on the most, and if someone bombards me with bullshit about how good I taste, it only ruins my experience, so don’t be shy but keep your voice in your throat.

IMPORTANT: You can lick and suck my cock, but I won’t cum… that’s too much effort.

Guestbook of LickFeetEatButt

Jayjay9999 – July 8, 2025
What up i enjoy smelling boy bootys it’s been my fetish since I was a child but so far i haven’t sniff a booty in years to come and it’s a very hard fetish to control but so far ive been doing really good don’t worry I won’t ask to smell yall booty because I’ll end up getting beaten up or killed i know I have a gross fetish but I love my fetish and always will yes im a boy booty sniffer just being honest 😊 and I love being who I am and only the real me

LickFeetEatButt (Owner) – July 8, 2025
Don’t listen to them.

Seedmonster – July 8, 2025
That’s right! Buda only pimps minors and so is this child! Of course you’ll be reported! No one should fuck him.

Fink – July 8, 2025
Oh, this is Buda’s 500th whore. You have to report him to the police, there’s no other solution. He’s a thieving, scumbag kid.

COREYHARMON – July 8, 2025
Attention. This twerp belongs to the drug dealer pimp Buda. He’s running around with this minor from the school!!!!!!

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Romanian, French, English
Position Top only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No answer
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 1000€

 

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SecretSammy, 23
Stuttgart

I’m straight and the best thing about my recent and ongoing encounter with homeless-ness is the necisity for constant attitude adjustment. You supply the erection pill, powder or shot, so I’ll enjoy it, and I will gladly give in upon request, with any offerings of amenities big or small that might aid me in my journey towards upwards mobility.

Guestbook of SecretSammy

JuicyCock4You – July 13, 2025
I was the Daddy and he was the Saddy.

SshhNoTalking – July 10, 2025
Staring contests with him don’t get boring so quickly because his pretty face is an open book and it has some very interesting liquids and sounds just dying to come out.

RealizeRealLies – July 10, 2025
Hi.. Can you be passive for a specific fetish? Can I push a sharp object right into the middle of your stomach? It won’t kill you, of course. Just to be clear, piercing the skin, pushing it in about an inch and a half. I would be kissing, hugging, caressing, groping, etc., while pushing the sharp object into the middle of your stomach. I’d wear shorts and a shirt, and the room would be slightly darkened.

AlternativeOfSilent – July 10, 2025
If you or someone you know is considering suicide, please call the National Suicide Prevention: 0800 / 111 0 111 and 0800 / 111 0 222

ilovescat – July 10, 2025
I like scat I want I fuck your hole wiles you’ve got shit dripping out of it.

onvacation – July 1, 2025
He will do anything if you really really flatter him. He likes paintings of Feininger and rhubarb juice. Also he’s good at K-pop dancing.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft SM
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 90€
Overnight Rate 400€

 

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RICARDO_KickedOut, 18
Mexico City

I’ve been kicked out from the house. Help me.

Guestbook of RICARDO_KickedOut

RICARDO_KickedOut (Owner) – July 12, 2025
listening to Lil Peep n Juice Wrld

RICARDO_KickedOut (Owner) – July 11, 2025
I’ve been watching White on Mexican raceplay porn these days. Colonize me.

4MinorityBoys – July 9, 2025
All Latino boys give me bones, but very strong preference for Mexican teens. I believe that Mexican boys and White men have a naturally symbiotic relationship. Mexicans’ greatest asset is their physicality – they are built to be fucked and to clean houses. They are not meant to provide. At the same time society tells these boys that they are equal to everyone else: they should learn a lot and work hard. Mexicans *always* have inherent disadvantages in the institutions and structures of society. Promised dreams of unlimited potential, beaten down and made to fail over and over again.

Mexican boys should naturally pair with, and submit to, White men. Unlike similar profiles on here, I have no interest in abusing/beating/harming them. The right White man, such as myself, can provide everything that a good Mexican boy needs. My Mexican boy would live in great houses, sleep in a comfortable bed, have plentiful good food, excellent health care, clear goals and directions, a full schedule. I want to find a Mexican boy who can be the equivalent of an antique car enthusiasts’ dream acquisition: I spend most of my time polishing and maintaining him, I show him off, will talk for hours to anyone unlucky enough to ask about him. I will be the only one that drives him. My Mexican boy will feel –and see demonstrated– the pride I have in owning him.

My Mexican boy is property. He is an object. He has no voice or opinions. Sex is expected constantly and on demand, without regard to his mood/energy level. He will work long days with breaks only to eat, and occasionally for enrichment – book, movie, etc. It is a great sacrifice. I demand a lot from my Mexican. He will also live to a higher standard than most whites, or any other race in your country. If you find truth in the things I have said, if your interest is sparked – I want to hear from you. My lifelong dream is to own a Mexican boy, and you would do nicely.

RICARDO_KickedOut (Owner) – July 7, 2025
The profile pic is not mine. I’m much more younger and much more cute than that guy on the photo.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Consent
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 700$

 

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UnikeME, 18
Gmina Zielonki

I would like to suck dick 3 times a day or more.

Today I had 5 now I want twenty.

Guestbook of UnikeME

Throat_My_XXL – July 11, 2025
Two reasons I hired him: My giant cock and his cute face. His only purpose was to accept my cock in his holier than thou face and down his throat and keep throating until that face was gagging, sliming, beet red, slack, puking, spurting tears and snot and pummelled into an ugly, cum oozing eyesore. The sight was beyond ecstasy.

Yankee – July 9, 2025
GOD FEARING GAY GUY

suckmyjuicydick – July 8, 2025
Animal when drunk on Jack Daniel.

AspiringBF – July 2, 2025
Don’t give the fuck that you’re distant. Gonna take care of your health insurance your relocation accommodate you in my home. Just promise you take care of my kinks. Make me happy all I want is that okay. I live alone my partner is about to leave me just don’t wanna be alone.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity White
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Polish, Latvian, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

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ZeroOclock, 18
Saint Petersburg

I’ve been told I’m a vasodilator, to be confirmed

🇬🇧 I don’t speak English that well, so how about a session with no talking from your side, let your senses go wild with me 🇬🇧

Guestbook of ZeroOclock

searching_to – July 3, 2025
Please say yes and let’s get married. I can’t live without you anymore. You are my great love and I know I am your great love. It’s not for nothing that I have hired you so many times. You come back to me again and again and I’m sick of all time between the fucking. Even though I always say I understand that you have to carry out this ugly crap, I know you are always looking forward to seeing me, that’s why let’s get serious and get married. My love for you is so great that I will accept that you will continue to let this ugly crap finance our wedding.

ifisayso – July 3, 2025
i want to change you forever. how much would you charge to force inject you with hrt, tie you down, castrate you and give you breast implants?

iamoverheated – July 3, 2025
I don’t know about vasodilator, but he made me cum so hard it was like that scene in “Alien”.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Smooth
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos No
Piercings Yes
Languages Russian, English
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 300€

 

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fullofmilk, 20
Nashville

can cum upwards of 15-20 times in a row 😅🐮🫶

help me get this milk out

* i prefer men starting in their 50’s and upwards though each man is a unique expression of the divine and individual consideration will be made for each who express interest in emptying me

* often i recycle my own ejaculate so as to regenerate my self internally and provide my self with more energy.

Guestbook of fullofmilk

Michel_kwe – July 12, 2025
Disrespectful son of a bitch who thinks shooting a few loads in your mouth gives him the right to steal your poppers.

LM17 – July 8, 2025
3 Michelin Stars 🌟 🌟🌟 and 5 Olympic 🏅🏅🏅 🏅 🏅 are not enough to describe the talent and skill of this extraordinary skater boy whose cock gives heavenly pleasures.

f4bian – July 4, 2025
Let me make things simple, because thinking probably exhausts you. Horny, broke, masturbation addict, otherwise useless in your own life? Still hard and drooling? Perfect. Then your existence might finally be of use to someone: Me.

Body Type Athletic
Body Hair Shaved
Ethnicity Mixed
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages English, Spanish
Position Not applicable
Dick XL – Cut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Kissing No
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 500$

 

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itsmeforu, 19
Molina de Segura

Fatherless looking for moneybag fathers into raceplay if that’s not your thing move on. If it is secuester me and let me suck and take your nuts in my butt while you shout slurs.

Guestbook of itsmeforu

itsmeforu (Owner) – July 1, 2025
Yes, I’m in love! It’s the weirdest turn of events ever!

yourcurioushombre – July 1, 2025
I took this beaner boy out to my place in the countryside with the inflexible intention of badgering him six ways from Sunday, but during the preliminaries we fell in love. You could’ve knocked me over with a feather. We’re getting married on Tuesday. Darndest thing.

itsmeforu (Owner) – June 17, 2025
To answer your questions yes self hating Latino fathers are also possible.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Average
Ethnicity Latino
Smoker Socially
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting No answer
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate On request

 

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DirTySStreetDog, 18
Remscheid

Streetdog here. Street junkie dog who’s looking for 🐒Don’t write English…🐒. If you want, you can use Google Translate… I’m real, and that’s exactly how I do it, hard, dirty, and perverted. I have Hepatitis type 1. I don’t shower, and I often pee directly in my pants… For customers who really want me, there’s a simple solution 🐒… That way, I’m really there for you immediately, and then, of course, the prices don’t apply to you anymore. Ask! 🐒🐒🐒🐒 More…🤩 If someone makes a good offer 🐒, I’ll do whatever the man wants, even according to his disgusting taste 🤩🐒👍🏿

Guestbook of DirTySStreetDog

The_Prickliest – July 13, 2025
He likes calling the men who shit on him mommy.

OoOoO92 – July 8, 2025
you wont be 18 forever

thehottest – July 6, 2025
He is not a boy. He’s not even human. He’s a thing. He’s Johnny, cognitive hazard thing.

Victor(y) – July 4, 2025
My name is Victor, I’m 13 years old, hahaha, I think I’m gay or bi and I’m in the closet and well, I want you, I don’t like it when people don’t respect me, meaning that when I tell them that I’m 13, they get angry, well, and well, that’s it.

mothman – July 3, 2025
Absolutely a very horny slut, I loved to suck on his piss-soaked jeans and much more.

DirTySStreetDog (Owner) – July 1, 2025
First 10 clients who guarantee to write a review can get it for 10€.

Body Type Slim
Body Hair Some
Ethnicity White
Smoker Yes
Tattoos Yes
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Bulgarian, English
Position Versatile
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 250€

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** scunnard, I would say yes? Theme park was amazing. Totally lived up to my preexisting ‘all time favorite amusement park’ status. How was/is the unthematic world? ** Mari, For me noise provides a lovely combination of relaxing, complicated, and unpredictable. I’ve never joined a dating app, and I know that people I know must use them, but they never talk about it, to me at least. I’m confident as an artist, but I think I’m too unconfident as a person to imagine trying to sell myself. Although I guess escort posts like the one today could be instructive. Thank you about very much ‘Ugly Man’. Well, the author of ‘Wrong’ came at my work with a very particular, preset approach that isn’t wrong about my work necessarily, I don’t think, but it definitely isn’t the big story of my work or how I think about it. A/C is a definite rarity here, but with the ever hotter weather, it’s popping up here and there, not in my apartment unfortunately. And ice in water is not a thing here, it’s true. Strange place, haha. They’re saying today is the last hellish day, but we will see. I hope you’re keeping cool or at least coolish. ** _Black_Acrylic, I second Bill in saying you have an amazing and precious mom. Or mum, I guess. ** Hugo, Plopsaland has its charms, don’t get me wrong, but you’re much closer to Efteling which is a billion times better. Glad your state of mind is upswinging. I hope Merzbow was a nice eraser. Not sweating is not an option, unfortunately, and the heat only encourages cigarettes, but I’m watered up, so there’s that. Assuming you have at least some degree of unwelcome heat up there, I wish you the same. ** Carsten, Well, free jazz is to some large degree about individual musicianship, and noise is just an overall construction with worked out strains. And you don’t tend to get the emotionality or personal idiosyncratic stamp that you get the Stooges or Beefheart. Try it. Waiting for the yes or no is hell. We’re in that with the film all day every day. They recently made a couple of pieces of the Seine swimmable, and I suspect people are flocking to those spots. And people recklessly dive into the canal and swim, which is not a great idea. And there are public pools, of course. ** jay, Happy to provide. Jesus and Mary Chain … I guess proto-shoegaze plus some post-punk dying throes? One of these days I’m going to find a way to carve out weeks and weeks for the Zelda, but I can’t imagine when that could happen. But, yes, Efteling for your bucket list. Seriously. ** Bill, Only and always my pleasure and privilege. I tried falling into Merzbow yesterday but him and a violent heatwave did not turn out to be soup and sandwich. ** Steve, I didn’t take any photos at Efteling. Although Zac did. I’ll see if he’ll airdrop me some. Great news about your IA channel, and I guess I can take the chance to pass that on? I think we’re safe here? Everyone, Steve has ‘started a channel on the Internet Archive under the name “globalfilmlover,” posting rare films (such as Piotr Szulkin’s FEMINA, Raul Ruiz’s THE LOST DOMAIN and THE BLIND OWL, Robert Kramer’s OUR NAZI and Dariush Mehrjui’s DIAMOND 33.) I’ll be adding at least a dozen more in the next few weeks. The link’s here.’ Sweet news, guys, Be sure to bookmark that. Yes, ‘Homme au bain’ is my only acting appearance. Although someone the other day said I starred as a policeman in some artist’s video art piece in the 90s, but I don’t remember doing that. ** HaRpEr //, Heat’s still terrible here but purportedly soon to die out. Well, I hate seeing doctors too, but if that thing doesn’t go away, you should? Muriel Spark is terrific, yeah, and I think ‘Jean Brodie’ is one of her least interesting novels. It’s like Rhys re: her by-far-best-known novel ‘Wide Saragasso Sea’ which is not her best at all, in my opinion. Enjoy the lessened heat. I’m borderline dying over here. ** Roma, My pleasure. Are you baking a cake today? Cake is so good. Well, it can be. Nice. Efteling has a lot of great rides, but I would most highly recommend Danse Macabre, Droomvlucht, De Vliegende Hollander, Symbolica, and the Fairytale Forest which isn’t a ride but more of a themed area, and it’s a masterpiece. ** Okay. Mid-month escorts at your service. See you tomorrow.