The blog of author Dennis Cooper

‘No bears. My honey is too good for a bear’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of January 2016

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Black_Dagga, 22
Potsdam

I am Black_Dagga I am concerned but I oppose the crass Arrogant cold-hearted and extremely sadistic to say it so I can be your rise I am anything but jammed I am especially real I am exactly what you search for events like concerts so until later your BLACK_DAGGA !!

BLACK_DAGGA has the stuff to you completely, to destroy you and to make you perpetual!

-Cutting
-analysis
-Gun Play
-Claw
-Needles
-Floor
-Extreme lowering
-Psycho games
-Psychological destroying
-Psychic destruction
-watches
-Drill
-Full control on your finances
-Rape by demon
-Rape by man transforming into werewolf
-Probe by alien
-conversion to drone
-Needles
-Isolation
-Blood

Here is a little thought of me …

People come people go in the moment they are seen in their eyes and feels they feel the life and the feeling is not to be alone dan you look kurtz away and already stands at the place where you have seen someone before someone the moment of the human Is so short that one is really only a fraction of a second the feeling of being alone no longer has beloved people who go from us to stay nevertheless can we give them there in the moments they embrace life?

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age Users between 18 and 97
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MartytheBro, 21
Kiev

Hi I am Marty… I have 21 years old and I be single and I want be passive for everybody…My hobby is painting and some other thing…

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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bonk, 19
London

Two bottoms 19 and 18 (nearly 19) looking for a room in London, will give up holes in exchange for room.

19 yo will be moving to London on 7th January. 18 yo is looking for a room somewhere (as he puts it) different but not the UK or Ireland, although initially going to London.

19 yo is wrestler, trains daily, athletic and shaved, open to be a landlord’s boyfriend.
18 yo is slim, not into sport, has pubes but not hairy otherwise, not looking for anything romantic, just somebody to fuck him like their bitch basically.
Both uncut with firm butts.
Both experienced in taking double penetration but have lot to learn.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users older than 38
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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SweetChris, 19
Budapest

NEW NEW NEW NEW!!! 100% RECENT PICS. THIS IS HOW I LOOK 100%! What you see on my pictures is what you excatly get!

Guestbook of SweetChris19

rschmit – Dec 24, 2016
So what you’re saying is you look like a PhotoShop tutorial?

Anonymous – Dec 12, 2016
Do the people who run DisneyWorld think children believe they’re seeing Mickey Mouse when they see someone dressed up in a Mickey Mouse costume? Do children believe it? I think children must recognize the difference between animation and dress-up.

As soon as he opened the door, a first certainty was obvious: I was not seeing the SweetChris whose photos made my wallet jump out of my pocket. I would say it was like the difference seeing lips wearing lipstick and then the same lips without. But then I suppose if he had been airbrushed into an automaton in reality I might have died of fright.

After I got over my disappointment that having sex with him would be not like hallucinating, the bed stuff was pretty good. Decent ass, but I wish he was a little less lazy about shaving it. Nice enough boy, but I wish his speaking voice wasn’t in the falsetto register. (When he cums, be sure to clamp your hand over his mouth.) Pretty nipples. Yes, quite pretty nipples.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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dutchexchangestudent, 23
Milwaukee

I have no idea what I’m doing here to be honest. I don’t need money and I’ve never been into older unattractive men and I have no idea what this all is about. Hello though.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear, Formal dress
Client age Users between 18 and 48
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Lovebigthings, 18
Berlin

I am the only small skinny cute teen fisting escort in the world offering the full range of my insides.

50/hr for regular fisting and toys
60/hr for more extreme fisting (punch ff, elbow deep, feeling far inside, organs)

P.s. Please don’t concern yourself with my climax, doing this does not give me pleasure.

Guestbook of Lovebigthings

Anonymous – Jan 11, 2027
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, GUYS!!!! The only way I can think to describe the experience with him is that it was like a cross between waking up in an early David Cronenberg movie and watching my ex-wife give birth to our son! I don’t think I will ever want to have sex again in my whole life!!!!!!

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MassageMe, 23
Prague

I am a young guy doing street workout competitons. For me as an athlete it is really important to have a proper massage for my body to regenerate and recover after sport. So you can give me one.

Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 28 and 70
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Bottom-Bitch4You, 21
Brussels

If u have a huge dick and can fuck me hard and make me scream for u to stop then bring ur credit card and we can have ago

Without insemination -> 100 €, with insemination -> 160 €

Ill just list what i m not into as thats easier

Not into: blood, being burned or lited on fire, injected with drugs, scars bigger than a dimes, energy drink, headache

I will probably not be ur boyfriend we would have to meet before i decide that.

Guestbook of Bottom-Bitch4You

Closed2u – Dec 29, 2016
Such a shame! He has a very cute face but his body is flabby and pale and soft and just yuck.

Anonymous – Nov 18, 2016
A real little whore in heat, gaping ass, deep, boiling, dilated, beardless, like a girl of film of balls. I cleaned it and I fucked it like a pig, I did not want to get out of his hole so it’s hot inside. Since I left, my cock is orphaned and I put ice on it to calm it down.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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50eurosplease, 21
Basel

I MUST whore to find contentment.

I’ve come to understand that when I am not desired and given direction by a sex partner, I have no purpose. I’m stagnant. Worthless.

There is no other option for me at this point than the slutitude I crave.

Thank you for reading this page.

NO OTHER WAY | LIVE TO FUCK.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros

 

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chapped-lips, 18
Taos

Love me like you do my name is john robert francisco 18

I need more money

Love selling my wild ass

I am driving from taos to massachusetts via a very indirect path, going slowly

Dicksize M, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral No
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Stripper21, 21
Berne

Perv. adventure with a strong handed twink.

I offer only pleasure from my 23 cm dick 😀 Lets taste it and lick it.

I relax drop my panties and some huge cock will be smashed into your face?

My balls are always full of sperm and I want to shoot that at you.

You will not be alloved to see my face. Never.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Angelbae, 19
Paris

Being a strange looking person at the current time I have trouble finding a good job or decent boyfriend so I am escorting to pay my bills and save money to finish becoming a woman if you want to enjoy me while I am still sort of a boy.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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fuckmeuptheass, 22
Frankfurt

hey,guys! i have now brought it upon me to dive into the world of the love of love!
privacy is not much, i thought to myself, maybe i can combine the very public with the useful!

i am an asian boy from tokyo,i am gay and Bottom. pls pay attention that i am pure bottom. NOT VERS.
well,who knows…..maybe I could be VERS if i get paid well…:)))

i will try my best to love my clients and i can do the below things for you lovers:
1.blowjob without haste
2.start with a short conversation
3.fuck my ass with all positions you would like to try
4.i moan quite loud.
5.you can cum on and inside my face

but there is a rule that you must read before you call me;
1.Safe sex is MUST. You can cum in my mouth but I will spit it out (unless we have another deal).

***last of my offers for any special men, i have a strange fetish for licking car pedals – to make sure that the pedals of a mans vehicle are clean and ready for operation by his feet.
(i’ve not met one single man who wishes to try it but, i live in hope)

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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XR3, 24
Bucharest

Im ONLY TOP and LOOKING LADYBOY Wear in STOCKING BLACK and HIGH HEELS_No Stocking Black=No DEAL

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Newhappyboy, 22
London

I’m an escort. But I’m brand new to it. Chemical enhancement will be necessary, something a lot more intense than light alcohol. Even admitting I’m an escort is intense, scary, and makes my blood pound in my ears. It resonates really deeply.

Guestbook of Newhappyboy

DAVI_ – Jan 12, 2017
fancy coming over for a “glass of wine”?

jaydenXXL – Jan 11, 2017
let’s go to the pub for a few drinks?

TOROSUPERXL – Jan 3, 2017
wanna go for a pint?

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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ubersauce, 19
Paris

I am a horry Top and believe bottoms only
exist to worship a young Top like me.

Let me start by saying no, I am not gay.

I will laugh at your pathetic attempts.

Guestbook of ubersauce

Anonymous – Dec 14, 2016
A real good munchkin that smashes his whore pussy on the stairs of a building as he should.

Anonymous – Dec 11, 2016
I met the Boy yesterday. In camber mode I was ready to cash in: I finished in empty-ball mode to suck it to death so that it sprinkles me: it bubbled and insults me while I was busy so I came to his fellows. In the end I literally got sperm sperm in good squirt mode and I cleaned the zob.

Anonymous – Dec 9, 2016
CONTRARY TO WHAT HAS BEEN SAID Previously IF YOU ARE NOT A BITCH THAT SENT THAT DO brutalized WHICH NOT MORE THAN PRINCE CHARMING …. GO FOR IT!

Micka31 – Nov 28, 2016
He have kissed my mouth slut relentlessly.

Chiottabeurs – Nov 26, 2016
Saw this very beautiful kid yesterday! With him, no blabla, he started by pissing me copiously in my mouth, then pounding me like a sick .

Lanick – Nov 24, 2016
he fucks me in all positions and in all places:

– the jig in a basin of the Trocadéro
– the wheelbarrow going up the Champs-Elysees to the star.
– the 69 in the swimming pool of the Aquaboulevard
– doggy style on the edges of a window on Avenue Foch
– the union of the frog and the toad on the staircase of the Opera
– the equer on my washing machine during the spinning
– cunilingus from the top of a street lamp of the Alexandre III bridge
– the spoon in the elevator rising on the 3rd floor of the Eiffel Tower

Mec92passhot – Nov 12, 2016
I keep the memory of the smell of your sweat also impregnated the tank top on which my head lay on the ground when you sealed my ass unused to the candle. And then you threw me and I went away feeling shit. But it is a photo of my ass that you asked. Thank you.

Anonymous – Nov 10, 2016
he mas fuck my big ass into a greenhouse at the end.

Anonymous – Nov 3, 2016
The guys if you want to see a young god on earth go ahead believe me that it has a bewitching trick that one finds in person even in nobody!

Anonymous – Nov 1, 2016
Super ball scraper

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 75 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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BBK-Bitch, 23
Paris

If you want to fuck and breed a chill slut bitch whore without taxing your head, do me.
*
One drawback: I got married at 16 and have two kids who live with me in my studio apartment. They’ll be in the room when we do it, but they’re used to watching me get fucked now, and they’re really young and won’t know what’s going on.

Guestbook of BB-Bitch

Martroi – Dec 28, 2016
Why is this profile so vulgar (slut bitch whore)?
Sex, it has many qualities.
Why highlight the less flattering?
Another question: is his presentation here a spiritual or tragic one?
If you solve these riddles you will be entitled to my eternal consideration.
Sex deserves so much better.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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TimWalker, 20
Hong Kong

Hello! I have a man in Hong Kong who is “in love” with me in my porn movies and he flies me here once every month for a week or more to have sex with his favorite porn star. At night he goes home to his wife, and as I am easy bored and always horny this is a problem I offer you to solve.

I have just turned 20 years old this month, when I am not in porn movies I’m an Economics student in the first year in a university in my Eastern-European country. I love fine things in life. And I like sharing them with men that can make that happen.

I’m young, not very tall, very cute, slim body and have a creamy shaved ass and an XXL cock (21 cm). To not upset this very jealous man, I will not let my cock or ass public but I can vouch for them if you want.

Guestbook of TimWalker

jigolosf – Jan 10, 2017
cute nice, but funky looking hole that smells like a hospital

RUGBY-PLAYER – Jan 8, 2017
i had him in prague abt a year ago. its true you could mold pottery out of his asshole. i thoroughly enjoyed myself. i’m not shocked that it’s reached the granulated stage, but that’s a shame.

gently_and_discretly – Jan 8, 2017
I hate to blow this boy’s cover but I’ve seen his movies and he’s stunning but his asshole looks like a geode.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Lycra, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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jumpjumpjump, 19
Las Vegas

I am random person who often get sidetracked and prone to black outs in which I don’t remember what I’ve been doing.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 60 Dollars
Rate night 350 Dollars

 

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fzm_escort, 20
Dusseldorf

Hi, I’m a FmM, FTM, man with pussy, Transman
No tits any more

(Formerly fzm_escortboy until a frustrated shithead had me reported, you know, just talk to me if you are so suspicious/ traumatized.) Or live with no interest, I like fucking for money, but not With shits)

Guestbook fzm_escort

Anonymous – Jan 2, 2017
are you willing to get fucked in a church? please let me know..

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MyButtForChristmas, 19
Riverside

Since this is most likely your first concern, yes I do have a cock. Just not really interested in sharing it with a bunch of horny gay guys (for now). If we chat and get along, I can obviously provide you with my cock. Now, let’s continue.

I recently heard from a friend of my girlfriend that there are gay guys who’ll pay to lick boys’s butt. That seemed hilarious to me (at the time). He said he earned $250 that way and it only took an hour. I figured I’d see what the hype was about.

Guestbook of MyButtForChristmas

MyButtForChristmas – Dec 19, 2016
You mean what about licking my cock as well? If it gets hard, I guess so. I asked my girlfriend’s friend about $. He said to ask for $300 if it happens and the “date” (Jesus!) could be for longer. And I’ll only stick my cock out through my zipper.

Impparator – Dec 19, 2016
What about your cock? If yes how much?

MyButtForChristmas – Dec 18, 2016
Just to stop some blurriness that’s happening, all I do is pull my jeans down to the bottom of my butt for you. I don’t get naked or take my shoes and socks off or even take off my shirt.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 250 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Daniel, 20
Lisbon

Hello my scort name is Daniel, I was born in a very small city in the south of spain 20 years ago, I like more or less the same things as people around my age.

I am very orally fixated. I’m very good with men who like to gag and choke boys with their cocks and with other things. I even enjoyed being with one man who wanted me to throw up. One man face fucked me with an ice cream bar recently then made me hold it deep in my mouth until it melted. It feels weird and boring when my mouth is empty.

I am single, gay and vegetarian. I’m pretty boring honestly. I just talk about cars and deathcore. But I also have a big open mind, and a very good sense of humor when I wake up.

Dicksize XXL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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TIRAMISU, 22
Zurich

I do a little of everything. I am in private apartment, air-conditioned and with a lot of description. I stay here for you 24 hours per day. Anything is possible, except that during the visit I will not remove my shirt. I am doing this to make me appreciate life.

Guestbook of TIRAMISU

Anonymous – Jan 11, 2017
The boy is mentally ill. I lose my faith in humanity that no one reviewer is mentioning this.

Anonymous – Jan 8, 2017
Holy mother of God. Beautiful! My plans fell by the wayside. For two hours I was the hungry lion and his hairless ass was my fallen prey. You are not only perfect beauty on the outside, but also inside.

zeborak – Dec 21, 2016
I agree with everyone that his beauty is Tadzio level and incomprehensible. But does no one else think it’s strange that he stays in that room? He told me he has only left the room seven times in two years.

Anonymous – Nov 17, 2016
Ok. First I was not sure to meet him because he looks so beautiful that I think he can’t be real. When he send me more pictures of his beautiful face… I was still unsure. Why would such beauty be available, affordable. It’s impossible!

It was also very complicated to organise time with him since he seems to be booked every hour of every day and night.

Yesterday evening I finally met him, and I was seriously frozen and dumbstruck by his beauty. I could not even perform. I just looked at him and wept.

I wish I would be not bi, otherwise I would marry this beautiful creature.

Anonymous – Jul 10, 2016
The most beautfful boy who ever has lived, a great kindness, very sensitive, generous as a saint. AMAZING

LEANDER – Jun 30, 2016
Switzerland has had the privilege of welcoming in various cities such as Zurich and Geneva the cutest boys in the world but never has it welcomed the highest jewel of male beauty!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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Deep_sea_diver, 22
Kosovo

*** Boy escort networking for men with chloroform fantasy. YES, I tried chloroform, was attacked chloroformed and raped by a client frustrated that I was only top, and since then I am obsessed by being passed out and helpless and overpowered. Since I will be unconcious, I am doing this only if we sign a contract before, where we agree that everything will be without pain or something more than that, for my safety, but here is what I am willing to let you do when I am asleep: Anal fuck without cuming inside, facefucking and oral fuck with cumshot on my face, feet or somewhere else, soft spanking, feet worship and smell recieve, but feel free to put your big smelly feet on my face while I’m asleep ;), feminisation, taking pictures without my face, you can also tie me up, do a facesitting or somethin else if I agree with that before you chloroform me. ) ***

Since I am from Slovenia, currently living in Serbia, and my rates are high for understandable reason, I don’t have so much men near that can afford me, so I am willing to chloroform myself on webcam or skype for you to masturbate if someone wants that.

Simply put, what I ultimately am networking for is a sugar daddy live in arrangement with a man who will want to chloroform and use me for the rest of my life.

*** Chloroform destroys the liver and I will die of liver failure ***

Guestbook of Deep_sea_diver

MarquisdeSade47 – Jan 13, 2017
No one loves practicing sadism on unconscious twinks more than me. No one on the earth. I do not hold a watch in my hand while I’m doing it. I hired Deep_sea_diver for an overnight, it’s 86 hours later and he’s still under so I guess I’m keeping him.

This is real chloro sadism, no pussy things (no sex). Twinks can be thin or fat but I reserve the right to refuse anyone I don’t want to hurt.

I love to hurt polite, sweet, intelligent, smiling homosexual boys who have positivity and energy, Deep-sea-diver is all of that.

He will now always in compliance with the limits. Mine are vast.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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MarcoPolo, 18
Malmö

Hey hand job only. Your hand. Right now.

No bears. My honey is too good for a bear.

Guestbook of MarcoPolo

MarcoPolo – Jan 7, 2017
In your subjective opinion.

two-twink-boys – Jan 7, 2017
He’s 13 y/o.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 600 Euros
Rate night No entry

 

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your-valentine, 23
Oshawa

The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone.

I guess I’m here because I gave up on love.

I am definitely a bottom and that is that.

p.s. If you come back to my profile and it’s changed that probably means I’ve learned something.

Guestbook of your-valentine

Anonymous – Dec 9, 2016
Had him yesterday night spontaneously, after spending weeks obsessing on his profile foto every day. The real him is short and drunk and messier. I plowed him like an old field.

ffamaximus – Dec 1, 2016
your-valentine,
I don’t know you,
And I know you,
I am meeting you,
And I am meeting me,
I haven’t met you,
And I have already met you.
How is it possible ?
Because,
We are already one.
Because,
Somewhere, in what we are calling the “future” or the “past”, we are already together.
Because know each other since an eternity,
Because you are me as I am you,
Because you are the love which is loving himself,
Because you and me,
Is me and you.

Sébastien

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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cheesedog, 21
Chicago

Hello! I am a prostitute boy, hoping to find a horny man who is still a nice person. I’m a huge Star Wars nerd and a bit of a strange person, but I’ve been told that some people like me.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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Noname, 21
Berlin

I am here not to give you pleasure, I am here to have pleasure myself, enjoy the benefits of reading how my photos are hungered for and then watch and feel my body be (consumed). If you need to believe you are desired by your escorts, I won’t so you can find someone other than me for that service.

Being an escort is my fetish, I really enjoy it a lot. I learned long ago that escorting is just a 1-2 hour “sex fest” with me at the center. I have long accepted that I am very attractive. It would be going against nature to try to think I am anything else.

I am strangely well educated for my age and type. I will be going to do my PhD on Human Rights in the future as I found it most attractive to be a bad guy who sues the states to protect human rights.

I have been an escort since a young age, and I am a little crazy from travelling around the world to have sex, I have had sex in a lot of countries, specially around Europe, Middle East, Africa, but I am most specially popular in Asia.

I know a lot of nice restaurants around the world. I learned to differentiate between a good wine and an excellent one, so be sure that you do not get me a bad drink.

I appreciate the lust of everyone – gay, bi, married, educated, not, elegant or even crude men who know how to give enjoyment to an escort. I appreciate all the ways lust for me can be manifest – being kissed, licked, milked or sucked touches my heart. Being fucked or fisted makes my month.

We can meet for once, meet time to time, but I am not really into relationships. I am intellectually curious about the idea of getting to know someone who wants me thoroughly, but I will be honest that so far when I’ve tried I only get very bored.

Guestbook of Noname

red hoody – Dec 21, 2016
I’m not sure if this will make sense, but after hiring this guy tonight I came away thinking the sex was admirable but not enjoyable.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M No
Fetish Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

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CRAZY-CALL-BOY, 22
Hesse

HEYY YOU!!!! HAVE LISTEN ON WHAT CRAZY .. SEX MA ALL DIFFERENT … CRAZY AND TURBO .. AND WITH ALREADY AGAINST SURPRISE EYES THEN MIND YOU .. !!!! ..

HYPERACTIVE, CRAZY, SPLASHED,

EXCITING, OTHER, WAAAAAAHHHHHH …

SO IS MY SEX INSANE * LIVE *

Guestbook of CRAZY-CALL-BOY

Veedubman – Jan 8, 2017
“CRAZY” is not just this escort’s brand or ploy, he is literally wrong in the head, certifiable, off the rails, bouncing around my hotel room knocking things over like an agitated monkey in a cage, I broke my nose trying to kiss him.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 60 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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Noneofyoyrbeeswax, 19
Los Angeles

Fuck your mouth like it was your ass.

If puking turns you on we’ll be a great match.

I am a normal guy from your neighborhood.

Guestbook of Noneofyoyrbeeswax

NickSex – Dec. 30, 2016
He’s not joking about the puke thing. He throat-fucked me like he was trying to flush drugs down the toilet while cops knocked on his door.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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HETEROsecretFRIENDinBangkok, 22
Bangkok

I’m straight so I have my limits (like I just can’t open-mouth kiss a guy), but I can zone out to the point where I believe I’m getting head from a girl when I’m not. I love sodomizing women so I can top you and zone out and shut my eyes just as long as you don’t have B.O. or make giveaway male sounds while I’m doing it.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 700 Dollars

 

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DYLAN, 20
Houston

Im pretty EpIc at times but I dont have alot going on in my life right now im planning on taking classes at TSU soon for business because i plan on owning my own headshop one day but i need money to do that so im looking for a payer for companionship for idk a month. i like to be romantic and not really too in to s*x i mean if u want it u can get it but its not very important to me now dont get me wrong i like it but i think s*x is a way that two people who love each other become one.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Passive_Planet, 21
Paris

Hello
Im only Bottom and I offer anal sex with my ass
I only speak of today, that I cant know will happen tomorrow

Guestbook of Passive_Planet

-suck-my-dick – Jan 1, 2017
Suck my dick and lick my hairless balls and shaved ass.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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TweetyBird, 18
Toledo

Ok wow…..I truly did not think that I would get this far in the registration of this website to be honest. I have been running from this most of my life. It became clear very early on in my 18 years that I was meant to be a sexual product. Not a boyfriend. Not a friend with benefits. Not an easy lay or even the biggest slut in town but a consumer good. Even when I was a little boy with no sexual experience yet I thought of myself as a sexual product and used to secretly design cellophane packaging complete with a price tag that I dreamed of wearing to sell myself as that. Now finally I am old enough to go on the market. I hope for a very quick transition. Also I love Harry Potter so drop me a message if you want to chat about that.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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p.s. Hey. ** Chris dankland, Hi, Chris. My theory about disaster movies is that they’re less mindless than the usual blockbuster shit because they’re about, or at least suggest what a state of extreme helplessness would be like, and their fatalism is very ambitious, and they try to visualize humans as being of insect-level importance in a preposterously comforting way, and, I don’t know, other stuff. Which isn’t to say they’re good for that reason, ha ha. But, yeah, in 90% of cases, highlight reels from the movies are the way to go. On rare occasion, they enact the incredibly standardized elements of the genre with such efficiency that they actually work and can be fun from start to finish, or at least if you’re into the form. Like ‘San Andreas’ and ‘Dante’s Peak’ are pretty good examples. Yeah, I thought disaster movies might have an interesting relationship with the more contained but much more terrifying actual disaster currently unfolding and at foot. Hm, I’ll look for ‘Left Behind’. Well, I’ll watch that clip first. You sold me. Cool, I’m happy you liked Cody’s story. He has a finished novel that’s really good, but I think he’s still seeking a publisher for it. Lambchop … I’ve heard them but not a lot, and I don’t remember what they sound like. I’ll dig in or re-dig in. Thanks, man. Have a swell weekend! ** Montse, Hi, Montse! I was surprised that there is some stuff in English on him, and enough clips to make an actual post. Maybe there’s been a discovery of his work among English speakers recently. I keep reading about the heavy European cold, and Paris isn’t warm for sure, but I think we’re escaping the extreme stuff for some sad reason. Tsunami fear, interesting. I guess the disaster that most freaks me is earthquakes, obviously from growing up in LA with the threat of ‘the big one’ having hung over my head for my whole life. No, I haven’t seen Dolan’s ‘Juste la fin du Monde’. I’m not a massive fan of his films, at least so far, but I’m always curious to see them. Let me know what you think of it. I hope your weekend is like the opposite of a disaster movie and is like … is like … like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Love, me. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Yeah, I definitely feel really lucky to have never felt like an adult, whatever that feels like. I just feel like I’m who I always was but with more responsibilities and more logic or something. When I went to university, I already wanted to be a writer, so I went there to learn to be a better writer. But one of my writing teachers was this really romantic poet, and he told me that if I wanted to be a great writer, I should go live my life and not learn/play by schooling’s rules, so I quit. And, in my case, he was right. But even at that time I was, and obviously still am, a weird writer. You’re getting snow too! Where’s Paris’s snow? It makes me so sad, this lack of snow. Oh, you’re the main model. That’s cool. I hope you get to shoot the project soon. I’m excited about that. My yesterday was a little tricky. I found out that I can’t just open a bank account here because the US has some rule/law about Americans opening back accounts in other countries, and since I have to open an account here to rent a new apartment, that sucks and is worrying, and now I have to see if there’s any way I can do it. Ugh. And Zac’s grandmother died, and that’s really sad. So, it was a weird day. Well, I hope you get lucky with the natural light you need this weekend, or, if you don’t, that you have some kind of blast. Did you? ** Bill, Hi. ‘White Squall’ is pretty bad. The one big tidal wave scene is pretty sweet on a tech level, but I think the film’s pleasure depends on whether you’re into watching Ryan Philippe run around in wet underwear or not. So, proceed accordingly. I have not done an insect fear post, and that is a heck of an idea which I’ve just jotted down. Thanks, man. Any good stuff in store for you this weekend? ** Jamie, Hi. Yes, I did, and it’s a long and horrible story. Suffice to say it was ultra-painful, and having casts on both of my wrists pretty much put me out of commission, and it happened two days before I flew back to LA, and let me tell you that traveling across the world, including two stopovers that required changing planes, with luggage and with no ability to use your hands and arms is no fun, man. That aside, I don’t recommend Moscow for a visit. It’s pretty grim and depressing. Not to mention that I got robbed at knife point on a major street in the middle of the day there and that the major hotel where I was staying near Red Square used my credit card information to empty my bank account of all of the money I had and then lied through their teeth about it, and there was nothing I could do about it because, as my bank informed me, ‘That’s Russia’. I didn’t make it to the movies. Stuff got in the way. But I’m going to see a bunch rare Chantal Akerman films tonight, so that’ll more than make up for it. I do want and intend to see that new Star Wars. Whether I’ll be able to find anyone willing to go with me, we’ll see. If you start commenting in French, I’ll respond in French, which will, on my side, make for inadvertant comic hilarity, I imagine. In the best scene in that movie I had in the post called ‘The Tower’, an elevator full of people gets stuck under a roasting fire and literally get cooked like they’re in an oven. Weekend plans are to see those films, meet with Gisele, work on stuff, hang with Zac, and … I don’t know? I guess I’ll find out. Writing Gang, yes! Enjoy the hell of out that. How about otherwise re: you and your weekend, sir? Big love, me. ** David Ehrenstein, She is most assuredly that movie’s pot of gold. ** Kieran, Hi. Nuts! Oh, man, I hope I get to see that somehow. That sounds just remarkable. Paris is kind of a ‘jazz’ town and imports a lot of jazz, avant-garde and otherwise, so it might just happen. Thanks a lot for that. Have a most excellent weekend on your end! ** Steevee, There you go. You just like your disasters in text form and with presumably accuracy. Very understandable. Oops, ha ha. Well, good that you have a discrete friend. Can he be objective? ** Mark Gluth, Hi, Mark! Thank you for the birthday wishes! Yes, I am aware that you are with me in the Disaster Movie fan club, which is no small comfort. I haven’t seen ‘Earthquake!’ in yonks. I was a pretty big fan of the earthquake in ‘San Andreas’ even though, or maybe because, its extreme effects on poor LA are so insanely beyond realism’s pale. Nope, still haven’t seen ‘Rogue One’. Maybe Michael will go with me. I feel like maybe he’s a secret ‘Star Wars’ guy. I’ll check. Lovely to see you, maestro! ** _Black_Acrylic, Dude, speaking as a victim of bone breakage from icy sidewalks on multiple occasions, be really careful until that ice is history, as I don’t need to tell you. I like your card. It’s practical, withholding, and charismatically faux-objective. ** Lord_s, Whoa! Lord_s! How in the world are you? Awesome to see you. It’s been, like, ages, as they say. ‘Aftershock’ … No, I don’t think I’ve seen it. I’ll definitely find it. Thanks! Yeah, great to get to see you, and what’s up? ** Okay. This weekend’s post is your reminder that we are almost exactly in the middle of the month. See you on Monday.

16 Comments

  1. David Ehrenstein

    Oh how I’d love to boink “Bonk”!
    What’s so fascinating about the Escort/Slaves is the distance between what they’re trying (often with limited success) to express, and who they might really be. Often as not they don’t know themselves.

  2. Sypha

    Ah, these days make me feel old, ha ha. I’m still waiting for my “sexy older writer” vibe to kick in. Maybe in the future the twinks will all become obsessed with pessimistic Weird Fiction.

    Didn’t comment on the day yesterday but one disaster film I recall watching as a kid was the China Syndrome. I seem to recall regretting that a nuclear meltdown didn’t actually occur. Then again, as a kid I also cried at the end of Jaws and the original Godzilla… because I felt bad about the deaths of the titular monsters… I was an odd one…

  3. Bill

    What a sweet lineup to start the long weekend, Dennis. A bit of a Paris slant, I notice. And those are some spectacular guestbooks. Somebody really needs to go visit Black_Dagga and write something inspiring in his.

    Speaking of Paris, my local French bakery has been making a buche for the holiday. It doesn’t look that interesting, but is quite the irresistible chocolate bomb.

    Went to this new documentary on fireworks; many of the pyrotechnicians in the area were in attendance:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/1020204871418378/

    Have a good weekend…

    Bill

  4. Bernard

    “Both experienced in taking double penetration but have lot to learn.”
    –So rare to see a little decorous humility in this age. Mr DT could learn a lot from these boys.

    “So what you’re saying is you look like a PhotoShop tutorial?
    –Oh, snap! Oh no you di’n’t!

    ” I don’t think I will ever want to have sex again in my whole life!!!!!!”
    –I can imagine no higher praise. “You know, I read your book and I decided to stop right there. No more reading for me.”

    “I MUST whore to find contentment.”
    –Well, if the shoe fits . . .
    –Plagiarist! My first poetry reading in New York led with that line.

    “I’ve come to understand that when I am not desired and given direction by a sex partner, I have no purpose. I’m stagnant. Worthless.”
    –Aw, honey. You and like 7 billion other people

    “I am driving from taos to massachusetts”
    –Oh shit, I thought you said “tacos.” Never mind.

    “No bears. My honey is too good for a bear.”
    –Bitch, please.

    “I am a normal guy from your neighborhood.”
    –Really? Normal guys from my neighborhood don’t fuck throat so hard it makes me puke. I mean, I wish, right?

    “Even when I was a little boy with no sexual experience yet I thought of myself as a sexual product and used to secretly design cellophane packaging complete with a price tag that I dreamed of wearing to sell myself as that. ”
    –I salute you. You’re just articulating the identity formation of everyone under the age of 25 for the past thirty years.
    ***
    Yeah, I absolutely agree with you on disaster films. Not that I necessarily enjoy them. But I experience them under the influence of two pretty formative parts of my education (or “soul-building”): 1. eschatological movements from Roman-empire Judaism (like Christianity) to Cargo Cults and Pseudo-Mayan New-Age fantasies. (I took a college course on revitalization movements, often apocalyptic, that taught me a lot about society and, for example, the appeal of doom-and-gloom scapegoating politics. Of course, I guess it is Mr Justin Taylor who is the expert.) Increasingly, the disaster genre migrated toward end-of-world fantasy, I assume around the Y2K hysteria. 2. I’ve heard quite a few disaster, end-of-the-world nightmares. So, although the movies certainly express an understandable response to the objective situation of humans on this planet, I always experience them as personal fantasy and projection, like the dreams I hear.
    I wish the TV show “You, Me, and the Apocalypse” had been better.
    And by the way, are you hearing anything about “The Young Pope,” the HBO series starting this weekend, by Paolo Sorrentino. I was a fan of “The Great Beauty,” though I still haven’t seen “Youth.”
    In case no one else has mentioned it, the exhibition “Inventing Downtown: Artist-Run Galleries in New York City, 1952-1965” at Grey Gallery is overwhelming, absorbing, inspiring. So many people that have been so inspiring, at the most crucial point in their creative lives. I do like Yoko Ono.
    I am taking the “My honey is too good for bears” very personally.
    Still love you anyway.

    • Bernard

      “20th-Century Women” — Golly

  5. _Black_Acrylic

    RIP Mark Fisher, which is such a huge loss. His k-punk blog and his books will, I’m sure, stand the test of time. His latest, The Weird And The Eerie, looks to be typically essential.

  6. steevee

    Here’s my review of Eugene Green’s SON OF JOSEPH: http://gaycitynews.nyc/discovering-sanctity/

    And my Fandor essay “Cracked Actors”:
    https://www.fandor.com/keyframe/cracked-actors

    After getting some more feedback on my script (fortunately, not from its subject), I’ve written a fourth draft. I hope this clears up the problems with its abrupt ending that everyone who’s read it seems to have.

  7. lord_s

    aftershock is so great — if you like disaster movies and like eli roth, it’s a real pot of gold. things are good with me. have mostly been stoked about movies lately — i saw argento’s inferno last week and am seeing fire walk with me at the end of the month (the local movie theater is totally the best). otherwise, normal austin stuff — eating all the tacos, wearing short sleeves in winter, etc. are you taking requests for the posts you bring back from the dead? if so, i really liked the missing persons post from a while back, called something like They Are All In One Place Now. along with the Recent Books I’ve Read posts, i think this one is my favorite.

  8. h

    Hi Dennis! Interesting boys. I guess perhaps I’m strange. I don’t desire these boys; I feel rather friendly with them like a comrade or something, though not so fully sympathetic for them.

    I should send you that Xmas themed experimental film list and hopefully a post too. I’ve been a little unhappy with books packed in cardboard boxes, so been trying to sort them out — selling some books + listing the rest. In New York, working outdoors for reading+writing is expensive and work-revealing, so I’m trying to make my room a clean + secret one for my work. But it will be done soon, and then I can get back to some fun work. (Do you write indoors? Don’t you? I can’t write in public. It’s very stressful.)

    Oh, did you like Carolee Schneemann’s work? I like her work for some luxury of colors and textures. Just got a catalogue on her work made by Artist’s Institute as a 2017 book treat on my first stroll this year. I quite like the book (very comprehensive collection of her work images) though ideas in her work don’t speak exactly for my taste and direction. I got to know her work through my interest in Kenneth Anger’s work and I found their connection interesting mostly surrounding fashion.

  9. Montse

    Hi, Dennis!

    “…waking up in an early David Cronenberg movie…”, that’s funny!

    I just found out there where some Val del Omar super 8 film screenings last week here in Barcelona, damn. It’s good to know you were able to find stuff in English. I guess that means he’s getting some kind of recognition. Earthquakes, of course! Yeah, they’re so scary too. Have you ever experienced any? I haven’t seen the Dolan film yet, but I’ll let you know when I do. I have low expectations, we’ll see. My weekend’s been ok, but no pot of gold, haha. I haven’t done anything special. What about you? Did you get any snow? I really hope so!

  10. Misanthrope

    h, Weirdly -or not- I often see these and think, “I’d like to be friends with him.”

    Dennis, I hope your birthday was swell.

    Yeah, I’ve barely been online recently. With busy-ness at work, I’ve been having to go in early/stay late here and there and it really fucks my schedule up. At the same time, Kayla’s been hogging my computer, playing SIMS all night, as well as doing college re-enrollment stuf (financial aid stuff, looking up classes, etc.). So many times, I get home late, try to do my regular stuff (gym, eat, etc.) and then she’s on the computer and by the time she gets off, I’m already asleep somewhere, either in my haunted recliner or bed. I’m a man who needs routine!

    But hey, things could be worse.

    Yes, congrats to Cody on his story. Obviously, I’ve yet to read it, but I will. It’s so weird, the day you shared it on FB, I’d just been thinking of you that morning and thought to myself, “Next time I comment, I need to ask Dennis how Cody is. Haven’t heard anything in a while.” I finally get on that night and BAM! Total serendipity. Weird how things like that work.

    I still find it amazing re: these days how the obviously same guy can look so different in different pics. I guess it’s all angles and shit. Still, it’s weird to me and my conformist mind: YOU SHOULD LOOK THE SAME IN EVERY PIC, ARGGGHHHH!

    Luckily, I’m off work Monday for MLK, JR Day and off Friday for the inauguration. A friend at work called yesterday to offer me one of his tickets for the inauguration. I’m like, “Yeah, give it to someone else, I don’t want to be caught up in that mess.” Though he’s a Democrat himself, he goes to every one of them, kind of a thing with him.

    • h

      Misanthrope — I see. I wouldn’t want to be friends with them. It’d be too dramatic for me. I just feel friendly.

  11. Dóra Grőber

    Hi!

    Thank you a lot for the escorts! As always, it was a pleasure.

    Yes, I think that sums it up quite fairly.
    I’ve never studied literature or anything related to writing but it sounds like your teacher was right. Or at least I feel like what he said was true. I guess nothing can really beat real life experience, techniques can be learned anyway. Whenever I showed my writings to any teacher or someone claiming to know a lot about writing, they always pushed me towards a more mainstream style and way more mainstream subjects and I think it shouldn’t be about that. But then again. I guess I’m a weird writer, too.
    Oh, I wish I could send some snow to you! We’ve got a LOT here right now!
    Oh shit. I hoped there won’t be any more problems with the whole bank account situation! I hope you find a solution very soon!
    I’m really sorry about Zac’s grandmother.
    It feels a bit insensible to simply just start writing about my weekend after that, especially that nothing too special happened. I met a few friends which was nice, otherwise just some reading and writing.
    How was your weekend?

  12. steevee

    I read Stephen King’s CARRIE over the past few days. It was an odd experience. The writing is very simple, as though he were writing for teens as well as about them. Yet there are modernist touches – stream of consciousness passages, extensive excerpts from (imaginary, of course) academic and journalistic texts. I liked it enough to order THE SHINING from the library.

    I realize that none of your characters in LIKE CATTLE TOWARDS GLOW are based on real people (at least I think not), but do you have any advice about how closely the actor in my monologue should come to the person he’s based on? I think the costume (horn-rimmed glasses, suit and tie) will do a lot. I don’t want him to imitate the real person, as it would be easy to simply caricature him. Also, the more I write, the more the character is becoming a person with a life of his own – the final paragraphs consist of personal reflections by him that, as far as I know, bear no resemblance to my inspiration’s real life.

  13. Jamie

    Morning Dennis! I hope you see this. I’ve ended up having an oddly busy weekend with one thing or another, so am only getting to comment now, on the early morning train to Newcastle.
    I hope that you’ve had a lovely weekend & the Akerman films were great. Your Moscow story was so upsetting! What a horrible chain of events, then topped off with ‘that’s Russia!’, which sounds like the shittest sitcom ever. Oh man. When was that trip?
    The escorts’ guestbooks comments are particularly catty or something this month, no?
    Okay, am going to try & maybe get some sleep on this train. Wishing you a lovely Monday & excellent forthcoming week. What’s your plans?
    Lots of love to you,
    Jamie

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