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aphextwink, 21
Kungsholmen
**Billionaires only**
Selling my boyfriend and his ass.
One hour rental, long term lease, or outright purchase.
Sexual and romantic exclusivity.
Don’t waste your time slandering me in comments if you’re not a billionaire and his price is beyond your means.
Money is the reason we exist, everybody knows it’s a fact.
I know you want him.
Guestbook of aphextwink
AleksVN – Sep 11, 2023
Gnam gnam slurp
Sharpie – Sep 10, 2023
Alchemists can create a homunculus. That is, an artificial person. They gather the elements that make up the human body and they transmute it into a living puppet. If the result could be better in terms of appearance than that of Dr Frankenstein’s (who was not an alchemist), I would use alchemy to create an exact replica of your boyfriend who lived in my city (Baltimore) and cost $1.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings No
Languages Swedish, English, German
Position More bottom
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive/Active
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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Punkzboyz, 22
Berlin
I Punk Boy Sebastian am 22 (dreads)
Punk Boy Alex my husband 29 (hat)
We are looking for you for a 3
What we offer
I’ll blow you ’till the end 20
My husband fucks me and you watch 50
You fuck me 50
You and my husband fuck me 100
You fisting me 50
You and my husband fisting me 100
Spoil my ass with our toys 20
A complete night where you can choose what we do 500
I will be flushed and clean
Guestbook of Punkzboyz
berlinerstoned – Sep 2, 2023
I’ve been addicted to Sebastian’s bare male torso since his teenage days. It looks so esthetic and is a great playing field, especially the nipples and the back.
_bug__ – Sep 2, 2023
The one with dreads is very hot. The one with hat, no!
Body Type Average
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Piercings Yes
Languages German, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 200€
Overnight Rate 500€
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lovelover, 18
Zurich
for someone to love me, express love, make love and pay
Guestbook of lovelover
lovelover (Owner) – Sep 6, 2023
Out of 99% only 1% good guy
Jonas11234 – Sep 6, 2023
I got lovey dovey with him for a bit then this gorgeous young guy I’m obsessed with who rents a room from me came in and I watched him breed this boy then I felched it out. Is there any experience better than the taste of a gorgeous boy’s cum from another’s gorgeous boy’s asshole? nothing tastes better, and when you’re on T like I was it proves there is a heaven.
thefuckbuddy – Sep 1, 2023
Oooh, I met him twice in June 2023 in Prague.
Requires a lot of niceties but once in bed he’s extremely wild and nymphomaniacal and really does everything. He squirts an extreme fountain, no idea where this sperm is stored.
Now I will fuck him in Zurich!
The only downside, he wants a lot of affection.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Little
Piercings No
Languages English, German, Czech
Position More bottom
Dick M – Cut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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TakeMyArm, 22
Sydney
I am looking for g3nerous men.
Guestbook of TakeMyArm
TakeMyArm (Owner) – Sep 10, 2023
It would take me a minute to get comfortable with that.
NotSkinny – Sep 10, 2023
Would you fuck my big fat ass?
TakeMyArm (Owner) – Sep 10, 2023
Analingus has a pronounced effect on me, turning me into the analinguist’s mindless sex drone, lost in a hypnotic fog. But why do some men seem to interpret “eating ass” literally? I just had a guy who went pretty much full cannibal on my ass, biting with teeth, chewing, trying to push his tongue in inches deeper than the length of his already huge tongue, sealing his lips around my hole and sucking inward to draw the flesh into his mouth then biting down on it over and over. It’s two days later and my ass could still stop a freeway full of cars.
StanTheMan – Sep 9, 2023
Strengths>Listener•Talks Dirty•Wears sweatpants•Tight abs•Shorter than me•Can dance like Magic Mike
TakeMyArm (Owner) – Sep 7, 2023
Was in a relationship for 3+ years with the hottest guy in Sydney. He set the bar very high for sex. I still miss that hot fucker. He can hit me up anytime.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mediterranean
Body Hair None
Piercings No
Languages English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Cut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker No
Hourly Rate 200$
Overnight Rate 900$
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Sharemyslut, 20
Frankfurt
Please meet my cheap submissive hooker boyfriend. You can treat her hard, fuck her throat and cunt. I can also take part – then it will be even cheaper for you.
Relationships should be 50/50: I steal your money and you steal my boyfriend’s ability to walk.
You can share him with up to 5 other customers.
Meet at my house, if at your place then I will come with my fag because she is very anxious.
SM + 20%
Piss +50%
Scat + 90%
Guestbook of Sharemyslut
ilovesex86 – Sep 10, 2023
Good business opportunity for horny clients who turn off their brains.
feeling_ – Sep 7, 2023
It was my first time with a scort, but when I saw it, I said it had to be mine, forgetting how nervous I was and how scared I was, I didn’t know what to do, but the door opened for me and I forgot everything past problems, depression and anxiety seeing that beautiful boy that melted everything!! like an ice cream lying on the asphalt… it was healing my soul it made me delete the cassette and return to write a new story now and from now on I TOTALEMNLY RESTARTED!!
theloneliesttime – Sep 4, 2023
Thank you for understanding so well that your boyfriend exists for the pleasure of others.
InfernalBlast – Sep 3, 2023
I love it when boys are offered to be abused in an uncomplicated way.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Languages German, Danish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Smoker No
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate On request
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ButterflySunnyBeach, 22
Rio de Janeiro
Looking to cure my poverty and boredom with your desire.
Guestbook of ButterflySunnyBeach
Allwhatyouwant – Sep 12, 2023
Try as I might to take breaks from this escort, I always go back like a moth to a flame. Can’t help it. I have an inherent, recurring urge to make him my absolute bitch and object that exists only for my pleasure. It doesn’t help that he’ll let me do practically anything that gets me hard.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings No
Languages Spanish, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 100$
Overnight Rate 670$
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young_whore, 18
Bashkia Durrës
I was a big slut throughout my adolescent years. However, certain circumstances forced me to walk alone in 2021.
I am ready to rejoin civilisation.
My mind is depraved, my status is single, and I’m finally horny once again
Free between 6pm and 6am every weekday and entire weekends if the money’s good.
Guestbook of young_whore
HansfromEindhoven – Sep 9, 2023
There’s a hole in his butt and a button in his belly.
young_whore (Owner) – Sep 7, 2023
You can be white but I would have to know your politics well enough to know your lust is subversive and not based on actually racism.
4autosluts – Sep 4, 2023
I was looking for a little fag to fuck in my car in a quiet parking lot and his hole made me hard enough to enter it.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mixed
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings No
Languages Albanian, Arabic, English
Position Bottom only
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 300€
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OneTwoFreak, 20
Szekesfehervar
I know I don’t look it but I am a sex addict with a f*cked up brain. I need sex in all its forms. When I’m not having sex I’m stumbling around like I’m a question mark. Whenever I am around someone who clearly has the hots for me, I always like to make it clear that the easy way to have me is to ask. I can host you in my apartment. I am able to host quite normal people and very demanding people. In both situations it is very easy to do whatever to me. I have the cock and butt to do it. I only don’t accept jerk peasants.
Guestbook of OneTwoFreak
keyholder_mad – Sep 10, 2023
I can help you. I offer you my services as a KEYHOLDER to your chastity cage. The cage will FIT you: tight, you can’t be able to take it off. Once you accept, your dick will be mine. You will not be able to take your cage off, mainly because it is me who will own the keys to it. I will have them physically. If you’re starving or can’t pay your bills, I may take it off you for a brief time… or I may not.
OneTwoFreak (Owner) – Sep 10, 2023
🚨 I try to fight it off but I can’t 🚨
🚨 I don’t wanna be like this but I am 🚨
Assficianado – Sep 8, 2023
You can make him agree while his cock’s hard to do stuff that he would never do with post-nut clarity, and then force him to cum and hold him to the agreement.
OneTwoFreak (Owner) – Sep 5, 2023
Just admitted to myself that it’s the humiliation of being a sex slut that turns me on. Now I realize that I didn’t really have “fun” until I was feeling ashamed of myself all the way back home afterwards.
Body Type Slim
Body Hair Shaved
Smoker Socially
Languages English, Hungarian
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Cut
Piercings No
Smoker No
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 80$
Overnight Rate 400$
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smoothbuddy, 19
Köln
I AM NOT AN ESCORT, I have low self esteem, struggle with depression, hate myself for being gay, min wage job, pure and total loser faggot. You can humiliate me until I am blubbering like an infant. No sex.
From 19 up to 80 years old max please.
IT’S FREE, I don’t want money, I don’t ask for money, it’s Free.
Guestbook of smoothbuddy
smoothbuddy (Owner) – Sep 17, 2023
I am a competitive swimmer.
Danielmyname – Sep 7, 2023
How much would you charge to be forced to gain weight until you’re an immobile obese pig only good for soiling yourself?
pick-me – Sep 6, 2023
I got hopelessly, helplessly swept away in the ecstasy of humiliation.
smoothbuddy (Owner) – Sep 2, 2023
If you are another fag please do not message me
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Little
Piercings No
Languages English, German
Position No answer
Dick No answer
Dirty Ask
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 1€
Overnight Rate 1€
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paymethentakemyvcard, 18
Ouled Fares
I’d love being a cute boy who serves the sexual desires of mature men, don’t hesitate to use me as an object, this would be very exciting for me to have the proof that I am so attractive.
Guestbook of paymethentakemyvcard
Bernd332351 – Sep 9, 2023
I sucked him, ate his ass, and fucked him for an hour while he sniffed poppers and talked about low he has sunk in life to earn money having sex with gays, then I watched him fuck my wife. Was awesome. I’ll get back to you.
Imstrong – Sep 8, 2023
I don’t know the first thing about being gay. I mean for instance: Isn’t shit a problem? The smell? What do you do about that? I put my finger in this boy’s butt. It still smells like ass three days later. Do you get used to that?
paymethentakemyvcard (Owner) – Sep 8, 2023
I’ve done years of being straight, months claiming to be bi but top only but now I’ve come to the realisation I am versatile. The only hold over is I still insist on being tongue worshipped.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Shaved
Piercings Yes
Languages Algerian, English, German
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Cut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Ask
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 250£
Overnight Rate 1000£
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Metalhead, 24
Nijmegen
Engaged (to 52 year old woman) but I’m a cum whore who loves coming home to my fiancé pumped full of strangers’ seed (she has no clue I’m bi much less about this)
🤘🏻
Guestbook of Metalhead
Metalhead (Owner) – Sep 10, 2023
Note to dudes who’ve had me. Been attached to an IV pump with a tube sticking out of my forearm for over a week and probably have another week to go. Syphilis is a mean bitch when left untreated. I didn’t even know I had it until I was being admitted into the hospital because I couldn’t see. Happened very quickly too. One night, things start going dark in my peripheral and next day it’s all blurry. I am getting better, but I’ll probably never see like I did before.
Pigwheel – Aug 31, 2023
Someone to fuck quickly and mindlessly.
MariJHuana – Aug 28, 2023
He can top but he glues his eyes to what sounds like lesbian porn on his phone the whole time and pretends your ass like is his right hand.
Metalhead (Owner) – Aug 26, 2023
I do like to keep my hole clean for meets but if that’s something you’re not bothered about then not cleaning is less hassle for me.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Mediterranean
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing No
Smoker No
Hourly Rate 250€
Overnight Rate 700€
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takemetochurchdaddy, 18
Versailles
I am a very passive young Latino-Asian twink, very smooth but luckily got a little moustache, genes off the back ha.
Let’s talk about Kraftwerk and Lou Reed while we sit on the couch and suck each others butts.
I have a clean, wet wide open mouth perfect for deep, gorging, starving kisses.
After a long, torrid, deep, gorging, starving kissing spurt I become someone who can be bred bareback and fisted.
I am nymphoromantic and at your disposal.
Guestbook of takemetochurchdaddy
takemetochurchdaddy (Owner) – Sep 9, 2023
The life of an escort is hard, and boring at times but that’s what excites me. I want to be that objectified and lose the self-control I normally feel. I doubt that high level of being controlled could be maintained for a long period. Some have tried with me, and a few have briefly succeeded in living the 24/7 sex object lifestyle with me in some fashion. However, I doubt many wealthy men really want a single 24/7 sex object (considering the amount of effort and responsibility this places on the sugar daddy). Personally, as much as I love being a sex object, and crave being treated as one, I know I couldn’t handle months of being a sex object full time at this point in my life. But I do want to spend as much time having sex as I can.
Justwhy – Sep 9, 2023
For me, a whore is a object that submits completely to its renter, however, it’s much more nuanced and specific for me. Hiring a whore at its core is about separating ‘the boy’ from humanity and individualism and embracing him being an object. When in ‘whore mode’ the boy expects to be treated as an object, a thing, just something to be used and be sent away once used. It’s hard to explain to someone but a boy presenting as a whore so all that matters is his shiny skin is freeing. It frees me to leave my humanity behind and accept whats in store and stop seeing the human boy and start seeing an object. The benefit of being into cute young slim twinks is that these twinks when naked look the same essentially. Granted there are some minor differences (height, weight, etc.) but for the most part, twinks could be interchangeable. Like if you were to picture a loaf of bread, I doubt a specific loaf of bread comes to mind. You maybe picturing a type like wheat, white, or sourdough, but you aren’t picturing one loaf in particular and that’s precisely what I feel about twink whores.
exploree – Sep 1, 2023
I dip in and out of his services but I’m perpetually attracted to him…. Due to him being a prostitute the pleasure is transient in nature, but it’s always interesting.
takemetochurchdaddy (Owner) – Sep 1, 2023
I am 2 years sobriety from alcohol and drugs so leave that shit at home.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity Latino-Asian
Body Hair Smooth
Smoker Socially
Piercings No
Languages French, English, Spanish
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate On request
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idkwhattocallme, 19
Zurich
I’m hot, but I’m a whore. I don’t know how that happened. I come from a wealthy background, it’s not about the money. I just like it. Also sometimes I pee my pants, it’s a medical thing
Guestbook of idkwhattocallme
Helloitsme – Sep 6, 2023
Text me if you have stuff to sell.
idkwhattocallme (Owner) – Sep 6, 2023
Update I am now a Pup. I am a Beta Pup to my amazing Alpha Pup Jyro and Omega Pup Smash. I’m also the little brother pup of Pup Bandit.
idkwhattocallme (Owner) – Aug 25, 2023
For example this morning I woke up late and deep douched my hole. By 1pm I’d had my first load from a 32 yr old who was heavy on the compliments which I appreciated. It was 4pm before I got the next from a 60 yr old. A regular client with a huge cock popped in at 7pm and fucked my cummy hole as it leaked out down my inner thighs. I then got 2 loads from a French man at 9.30pm. Another client popped in an hour ago, 48 yrs old, very well hung. He churned all the loads together in me adding his own, zipped up and left. Productive day. It’s now 2am, time to sleep as my next client arrives at 6am.
JuiceSpermDot – Aug 22, 2023
Agreed to have a blowjob today, met him, he sucked very well while my fingers roamed and grazed in his rectum like the buffalo, shot two loads in his stomach, could’ve shot a third but the hour was up.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings No
Languages English, German
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Ask
S&M Ask
Kissing Ask
Smoker No
Hourly Rate 30€
Overnight Rate On request
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here2befucked, 21
Hamburg
in for the captilized T, ifykyk!!! hahaha
anything for €
don’t guarantee to cum
Guestbook of here2befucked
HardDickinyourAss – Sep 10, 2023
I will give you an extreme orgasm!!!!!!!!! I am a man of my word.
nicemanwithhardcock – Sep 8, 2023
This account belongs to Nik (he’s a refugee from Ukraine if you haven’t noticed yet). If you want to get him really slutty call him Nikki. Anyways, he works as a bartender. I’m sorry this is short, I’m high as hell.
_Notsostraight_ – Sep 5, 2023
It’s easy to extract what you need from him.
thebaddest – Sep 3, 2023
I summon him once or twice a week. When he gets here, I pull his jeans down and pump a couple of loads into him while he smokes T. When I’m feeling kind, I let him jerk off. If not, I just kick him out.
here2befucked (Owner) – Sep 2, 2023
meh, really not into kissing
i just wanna lay there spun out with my eyes closed and let my butt feel good
Hornyqueer – Sep 2, 2023
If it comes out of you (saliva, cum, sweat, shit, piss, vomit), I want it.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Shaved
Piercings No
Languages Ukrainian, Russian, English
Position Bottom only
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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lightintheshadow, 22
Brussels
Yes, as much as it pains me to admit it, I am a boy with a large penis and a tight ass.
If you don’t try fucking a girl with a penis, how will you know if you like it?
Guestbook of lightintheshadow
lightintheshadow (Owner) – Sep 9, 2023
If you want a girl I make up for what my body is missing with my desire for you to get off hurting me.
NarcissistHumbler – Sep 8, 2023
This bottom willingly sacrificed his maleness to me by spreading his legs and allowing me to penetrate him and conquer him internally. This receptivity, submission, and accommodation was very feminine. But it is precisely *as a male* that he performed this feminine act. It is as a male and only as a male that he was able to give his maleness as an offering to me. This bottom, having given himself entirely to me, then received from me my own maleness, which moved inside him and ultimately released inside him. The bottom became yin and the I was yang and we were two men united in a perfect union of masculinity and femininity.
Body Type Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoker No
Tattoos No
Piercings No
Languages French, German, English
Position More bottom
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Hourly Rate 50€
Overnight Rate 170€
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twinksDieYoung, 18
Istanbul
alexa play daddy issues by the neighborhood
Guestbook of twinksDieYoung
StormyWeathers – Sep 6, 2023
I am who I am and I’m looking for you. Please read that again.
giveittome – Sep 4, 2023
1: I sucked him while standing 1:21
2: He blew me lying down 3:45
3: I ate him out while lying on his back 3:33
4: He ate me out while standing 3:22
5: I rubbed my cock in his asscrack while kissing 1:56
6: I fucked him 2:46
7: He blew me ass-to-mouth 0:56
8: I fucked him standing, kneeling, lying, on all fours 4:19
9: I shoved dildos in his ass 4:07
10: I ate him out while he jacked off and shot 0:26
11: I throatfucked him and shot in his stomach 1:46
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Languages Turkish, English
Position Versatile
Dick L – Uncut
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft
Kissing Ask
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 300$
Overnight Rate 600$
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imtired, 18
Arnhem
i’m 18 year old disability gay and i’m into museums, the zoo, 80’s music, horror movies, walking, take pics, make and look at art, any kind of haunted and abandoned places. i’m shy and scare about meet new peoples because try to hurt me in blackmail me and scam me out of gay communtiy. please send me message is u would like to get to know me and not rush to meet up but i not very sexual to let u all know.
Guestbook of imtired
HandsOnHandsOff – Sep 13, 2023
Not all there but if you like your boys a little fucked in the head and batty, he’s the one.
imtired (Owner) – Sep 12, 2023
20:45 tonight park Klarenbeek
iam_overheated – Sep 9, 2023
It’s good to have you here again, it’s always wonderful to access you. However, your public outburst the last time I had you was not nice and unworthy of you. I hope you have learned to handle conflict better.
Body Type Slim
Ethnicity White
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings No
Languages Dutch, English
Position Bottom only
Dick S – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 400€
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AwareOfYou, 22
Belgrade
Hundred percent honest? I have bad spending habits that I don’t cope well with, I’m always in debt and I’m also always horny. Help me out I’m beggin. At least one of those if not both and I’ll be singing your praises 🥹
Guestbook of AwareOfYou
thegaymanishorny – Sep 7, 2023
Not that I don’t admire his entrepreneurial spirit, but be sure to make it clear that if he has to stay overnight because he drank too much and smoked too much weed, only the time spent fucking him is calculated.
Asspig3000 – Sep 4, 2023
I’m unfortunately pretty into rape and he’s in ok shape and didn’t try to stop me which I guess is why I’m writing this.
Body Type Athletic
Ethnicity Arab
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings Yes
Languages Serbian, Arabic, English
Position Versatile
Dick XL – Uncut
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Kissing Yes
Smoker Yes
Hourly Rate 150€
Overnight Rate 500€
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ExpensiveBlondeTwink, 18
Porto
Luxurious toy available 24h, love to travel if you cover everything, just back from two weeks in San Tropez with a tanline that will make you gasp
Time always passes too fast when you’re with me, so even if you want a quickie give it 3 hours or an over night or weekend
Guestbook of ExpensiveBlondeTwink
borntoporn – Sep 7, 2023
Omg omg omg omg 😳🤩🤩😍
striplover – Sep 4, 2023
I realise my review was possibly dangerously teetering on sounding precious and pretentious- but it’s the way it was and the way he is, my friend.
striplover – Sep 4, 2023
Before even a minute had passed, I noticed that Julien is one of those rare living beings who doesn’t need to undress to turn a man’s mind into that of a freshly uncaged beast. But some of you may be interested in the heroic aspects of his intimate flesh and bone: He lets you discover them with a generosity and aplomb that go so far as to rigidify certain parts of men even over 70 years old like myself! At the back of this sculptural sketch called Julien, two small flawless lobes made of the tenderest fat and muscle, counterbalanced by a fabulous little handle that defied the sky as soon as the opportunity arose, both calling for manual and oral care that I gave to him with luxury, his favorite word, and which he received and implemented with an outpouring of sweat as though I were not a mere man but the sun … in short, I spent a night of delights and learnings that will enlighten my search for pleasures reaching happiness during the rest of my end of life.
ExpensiveBlondeTwink (Owner) – Sep 1, 2023
If you come off gay, partake in gay scene activities and gay bars, have gay interests like drag queens, weird ass bdsm, etc., PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME.
TheBlackSheep – Sep 1, 2023
An adorable and very fuckable young businessman.
Body Type Average
Ethnicity Latino
Body Hair Smooth
Piercings No
Languages Portuguese, Spanish, English
Position More bottom
Dick M – Uncut
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft
Kissing Yes
Smoker Socially
Hourly Rate On request
Overnight Rate On request
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p.s. Hey. You’re getting your escorts allotment one day early this month because tomorrow I have to start work on the film very early in the morning, so I’ll be giving the blog a one-day vacation on Friday. I’ll catch up with your comments and dole out a fresh post on Saturday. Sorry for any inconvenience. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Watch your head. Ideally when we show up at the sound studio today, everything will be righted, and we can forge on. Thank you. I do think the film is going to be pretty beautiful, I must admit. Right, on teleportation. Instead of reading this, you’d hear a knock on your door and open it, and there I’d be saying, ‘Hi!!!’. Scallions and leeks do look awfully alike at the supermarket. Love just back from two weeks in San Tropez with a tanline that will make you gasp, G. ** Misanthrope, Even I couldn’t find their name hidden in there, and I know their name. Start shitty, end glittery. Three at the same time? Dude, *bow*. Fuck the great majority always. Well, except when voting. There you go: your reader fan. He can’t be a total fluke. That’s too illogical. ** _Black_Acrylic, The unknowable thanks you unknowably. Urk, about the loss, but worth it for the boos? ** oliver jude, Good morning here too! Cool, update me whenever the updating itch itches you. I didn’t know about that boxset. Nice. Boringly, I do think ‘Mod Fuck Explosion’ is my favorite, So far, at least. It’s always more fun to favorite an obscurity, but there you go. How’s today (and, well, tomorrow)? ** 2Moody, Take any opportunity to expand one’s horizons, that’s my policy. I do indeed know about that ennui re: revisiting things that marked or created a perfect moment. I get that with songs. Yes, describe its tepidity if you don’t mind. I think your piñata fear perfectly straddles the line between rational and irrational. Zac’s and my last film ‘PGL’ had a main character who collected pinatas. But he didn’t like to smash them. Weird guy. Unfortunately the sound studio is in this airless little basement room that will undoubtedly hold the recent heat/humidity for days, but I’ll find out this morning. But, yes, I wore my coat outside yesterday! It was amazing! You’ll love it when you get there. I love rollercoasters as long as they don’t spin because I get nauseous on revolving rides. Drop rides are scary as fuck to me, so I save them for only my most self-destructive moods. Dark rides are the kings! I’ll ride the shittiest dark ride and just bliss out. Irrational? xoxo ** Mark, You were at that reading? Me too. It was awesome. I did get your chapbook, yes! I’ve been meaning to tell you. I haven’t started it yet due to full-time film preoccupation, but it’s here. Strange that it arrived, but not the zine? Excited to read it. Thank you! ** Ollie🦉, The name Johannes Trithemius sounds vaguely familiar but I’m going to have to check. Books will drag you back inside when you’re ready. They’re powerful. I do think you need to be really careful, especially at first, to feel trust with the people you share our work with, even if they’re fantastic artists themselves. It takes a while get de-fragile about your writing. I still don’t show anything I’ve written to anyone until I feel sure it’s finished and good. But if you can find trusted artistic peers, it’s such a big help, I think. If you think that friend will probably cotton to what you’re writing, go for it, yeah. But probably stay thick-skinned until they respond. Oh, you know, New York is pretty great. Expensive, yeah, but it’s still an amazing place to be. I would recommend Los Angeles, but you would need to not only know how to drive but also really like driving? I hope your fingers stay fetching. ** aleirbaG ,airalaM ,alimaC ,allebasI ,airaM, Nice! I successfully don’t know who you are. Wow. I’m doing okay. What about you? Crying once lifted a staerht htaed against me so, yeah. So glad the post got inside you. So, yeah, what’s up, what’s going on, mysteriously or not? Thanks! ** Steve Erickson, Hi. Right, now I remember that about Sire and the S-L album. Damn. I’ll try ‘The Human Voice’ although I try to avoid films with Tilsa Swinton in them whenever possible. Thank you about the technical issues. I ‘pray’ they’re fixed because we’re kind of fucked if things aren’t on track today. ** Cody Goodnight, Hi. I’m what they call fine. Yeah, I love secretly encoded things in music. Sometimes they’re so weirdly convincing. Like ‘Paul is dead’. I still think that’s a real one. Your day sounds pretty set. I’ll just be looking at my own film in painfully short, repetitive bursts all day. Happy morning-til-dawn. ** Right. Escorts + you = ? I will see you again on Saturday.
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