‘It was because of Boris Karloff that I became, when I did, a picture director. Boris owed producer Roger Corman two days work, and Roger offered me the job of taking those two days and, along with some other elements and days, create a brand new Karloff movie. This was in late 1966, and Boris had been a star since 1931, thus after 35 years, his name by itself could still carry a picture. So we wrote Targets (1968) for Karloff, wrote him the part of Byron Orlok, a famous horror movie star who wanted to retire because his kind of Victorian horror could not compete with the modern horror of a sniper killing randomly (as a young Texan did in Austin in 1966).
‘The script was sent to Karloff and he liked it, though his role was written with a number of self-deprecating lines and moments of self- debasement, so in our first phone conversation from LA to London, Boris said, “Since I’m playing a character very like myself, do I have to say such terrible things about myself?” I argued that he was so well liked as an actor and as a person that the more bad things he said about himself as an actor or person, the more the audience would say it wasn’t true. Karloff never brought it up again, and said all the self-abusing remarks in the script just as they were written. And superbly.
‘He had a great speaking voice, and the brilliance of a born storyteller. When I heard him on TV doing his memorable narration for Chuck Jones’ classic cartoon feature of Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I determined that I could not make a Boris Karloff picture and not have him tell a story somewhere in it. Which gave birth to one of the best scenes in the film. Boris—in one continuous shot—tells a riveting two or three minute “scary story” about a merchant from Baghdad who thinks Death is looking for him in Baghdad and so flees to Samarra, which turns out to be exactly where Death has ” an appointment with him tonight-in Samarra.”
‘The text was borrowed from a little-known play by Somerset Maugham, and Boris nailed it with consummate skill on the first take. It was 1:30 in the morning on a little sound stage on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood, and we’d been shooting with Karloff since 8:00 that morning. Right after Boris finished, and I yelled, “Great! Cut! Print! That was terrific,” the entire weary crew burst into spontaneous applause. You could tell Boris was touched and gratified by their reaction, and Evie Karloff, his wife, had tears in her eyes. Karloff was 79 at the time, with steel braces on both his legs, suffering from a bad case of Emphysema, and had less than two years left to live. He never complained at the long hours, he was always the ultimate trouper.
‘When I asked him once how he really felt about being typed from Frankenstein (l931) onward, he looked at me curiously. “The Monster? How do I feel about the Monster?” He smiled distantly. “He gave me a niche. For which I am ever grateful. He gave me a career.” And what a unique career it was— for this kind, soft- spoken, polite English gentleman, born William Henry Pratt—but known with as shiver throughout the world by just one word—Karloff. Long live Boris!’ — Peter Bogdanovich
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Further
The Official Boris Karloff Homepage
The Pit!: the Boris Karloff Fan Page
Boris Karloff News, a fan page
PATHOS: The Boris Karloff Fanlisting
Books about Boris Karloff
Boris Karloff Biography @ The Thunder Child
Boris Karloff’s ‘Thriller’ TV series, an episode guide
Boris Karloff’s work in radio
The Boris Karloff Gift Shop
Watch Boris Karloff movies @ Retrovision
The Boris Karloff Collection @ Executive Replicas
Boris Karloff presents ‘Mondo Balordo’
‘Dear Old Pals? Boris Karloff & Bela Lugosi’
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General
Boris Karloff Interview (1960s)
Boris Karloff documentary
Boris Karloff – This Is Your Life (1957)
We speak with Sara Karloff, Daughter of Horror film legend Boris Karloff
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19 of Boris Karloff’s 156 films
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Peter Bogdanovich Targets (1968)
‘The story concerns a quiet insurance agent / Vietnam veteran, played by Tim O’Kelly, who murders his young wife, his mother and a grocery delivery boy at home and then initiates an afternoon shooting rampage from atop a Los Angeles area oil refinery. The character and actions of the killer are patterned after Charles Whitman, the University of Texas sniper. The character of actor Byron Orlok, named after Max Schreck’s vampire Count Orlok in 1922’s Nosferatu, is patterned after Boris Karloff himself, who in fact plays the part in his last appearance in a major American film (although Bogdanovich states that, unlike Orlok, Karloff was not embittered with the movie business and did not wish to retire). In the film’s finale, which takes place at a drive-in theater, Karloff — the old-fashioned, traditional screen monster who always obeyed the rules — confronts the new, realistic, nihilistic late-1960s monster in the shape of a clean-cut, unassuming multiple murderer. He slaps the murderer into submission and the police arrive and affect an arrest.’ — Pop Matters
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Daniel Haller Die, Monster, Die! (1965)
‘An early film to be adapted from the work of H.P. Lovecraft. This time it’s The Colour Out of Space reworked as a last gasp of creaky old-school gothic, made just before George Romero’s living dead breathed new life into the horror genre. It’s relatively dated for a 1960’s horror film, but suitably gothic enough to compliment the Lovecraft mythos. Plotwise it’s a linear and creaky ‘old dark house’ formula with the requisite unscary spiders and rubber bats. But the atmosphere of the house pervades and the various creatures mean there’s never a dull moment. Boris Karloff proves he’s still got it, giving an earnest performance. Even though his character is bound in a wheelchair, it amusingly doesn’t stop him from creeping up on people. Without him, there would be no film.’ — Black Hole
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Robert Day Corridors of Blood (1958)
‘In various genre studies, commentators have often called Corridors of Blood a Sadean film and linked it with other films that came out around the same such as Horrors from the Black Museum (1959), Circus of Horrors (1960) and Peeping Tom (1960). All things said, Corridors of Blood is a fair and reasonable film, whether considered either as horror or historical drama or some peculiar melange of the two. While clearly operating on a low budget (there is only a single painted backdrop of the city of London beyond the slum area, for instance), the art director has exerted some effort in making the sets and dressings look authentic for the period. Director Robert Day does a fair job and the story is reasonably absorbing. Boris Karloff plays well in the mad scientist role he perfected – a scientist whose endeavours seem highly sympathetic and not at all mad, really. Christopher Lee adds a sinister undercurrent as the murderous blackguard, while Francis De Wolff shines as the burly blackmailing innkeeper.’ — Moria
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Robert Day The Haunted Strangler (1958)
‘The first half of The Haunted Strangler is a civilized look at Victorian London, with socially minded novelist Boris Karloff investigating a 20-year-old murder case. Still, it’s Karloff, right? So when the elegant, snow-haired king of horror movies finally wanders into a graveyard in the middle of the night, shovel in hand, intent on digging up the bones of a serial killer, the viewer can breath a sigh of relief: we’re back on familiar turf. Freshly dug turf, that is. This is not the last surprise in this neatly turned picture, which has some genuinely disturbing moments mixed into the cut-rate atmosphere. The plot borrows from the legends of Dr. Jekyll and Jack the Ripper, and the presence of Karloff specifically invokes his earlier horrors in Val Lewton’s moody shockers, Bedlam and The Body Snatcher. The horror maestro, 70 years old, is exceptionally agile; stripped to the waist and fighting a straitjacket, he looks as though he’s about to outwrestle his two burly attendants down at the local insane asylum.’ — Robert Horton
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Joseph Pevney The Strange Door (1951)
‘This Universal Studios production has the tone and feel of the gothic horror flicks that Hammer Films would start doing so well throughout the late 1950s and throughout the 1960s. It compares favorably to Hammer’s lesser efforts, but it is pales in comparison to Hammer’s greatest gothic chillers. Boris Karloff makes his usual solid contribution to the film, but he doesn’t have much to do except to serve as a dark comic relief and the guy who may or may not save the day in the end.’ — The Boris Karloff Collection
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John Rawlins Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome (1947)
‘Boris Karloff plays “Gruesome” an evil criminal who robs banks using a gas that freezes unsuspecting witnesses. Dick Tracy (Ralph Byrd) and the team try to foil his plans. The film itself is hokum, of course, with a plot about crooks who can ‘freeze’ time and rob banks, straight out of its comic-book origins, but Karloff, probably desperate for work at this time (1947), elevates the proceedings by his presence and it all makes for an entertaining 65 minutes.’ — The Video Cellar
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Douglas Sirk Lured (1947)
‘Before becoming associated with melodrama Douglas Sirk (Hitler’s Madmen/ All I Desire/ Written on the Wind) made this decent thriller about a hunt for a serial killer. London is plagued with a serial killer preying on young women. After the eighth victim is reported missing and the usual poetry letter waxing poetic about death and beauty being synonymous, “A beauty that only death can embrace,” that’s been lifted from Charles Baudelaire, is sent to the police by the madman to mark his conquest, Inspector Harvey Temple (Charles Coburn) of Scotland Yard talks American taxi-dancer Sandra Carpenter (Lucille Ball) to act as a decoy to get the culprit out in the open. Sandra has to deal with an insane dress designer Charles Van Dreuten (Boris Karloff), who has her modeling his creation and suddenly goes violently berserk when he thinks she’s a designer spy.’ — Dennis Schwartz
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Mark Robson Bedlam (1946)
‘In 1946, producer Val Lewton made Bedlam, with Boris Karloff and Anna Lee, his most expensive and probably his least successful picture at RKO, in spite of the real horrors it showed of London’s truly infamous Bedlam. The studio was completely unappreciative of the picture’s very fine film qualities and almost sloughed it off after its release. Much of Bedlam is rather high-handed, its script often too literate and affected (m’lord this and m’lord that) for its own good. The lively dialogue is eminently quotable, but there is little of the visual flair that once proved a Lewton trademark. Too many of Bedlam’s horrific passages, especially once Nel is locked away, are offset by ponderous exposition.’ — Lewtonsite.com
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Robert Wise The Body Snatcher (1945)
‘One thing The Body Snatcher clearly isn’t, however, is another great Karloff/Lugosi collaboration. Ever since Ed Wood, it’s been hard to look at any of their collaborations without hearing Martin Landau roar, “Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in hell!” On this evidence, it’s not hard to see why Lugosi might have wound up feeling that way. Karloff is in most scenes and has all the best lines, whilst Lugosi is lumbered with an utterly thankless role as MacFarlane’s handyman, popping up only a few times with very little of consequence to say or do. That this wound up being their last collaboration makes it all the more bittersweet. Given that today we tend to hold both men on an equal pedestal, it’s pretty sad to see that Hollywood at the time did not treat them with equivilant respect.’ — Brutal as Hell
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Erle C. Kenton House of Frankenstein (1944)
‘By 1944, the Universal monsters had become too familiar to be truly frightening. The Frankenstein monster alone had already appeared in five films. Universal’s solution was to treat their gaggle of ghouls as old friends. The Frankenstein series evolved into an elaborate excuse to paste as many recognizable faces into a single film as possible. The trend began in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, but really blossomed into a cornucopia of creatures with House of Frankenstein. Boris Karloff triumphantly returns to the series that made his name, albeit in a vastly different role. He plays Dr. Niemann with a kind of gentleman malevolence, turning to the sinister at all the right moments. We’ve come to expect great performances from Karloff, and he gives us no less.’ — Classic-horror.com
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The best of ‘House of Frankenstein’
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Arthur Lubin Black Friday (1940)
‘Told in flashback as Dr. Ernest Sovac (Boris Karloff) is marched into the gas chamber, Black Friday concerns kindly college professor George Kingsley (Stanley Ridges), who is seriously injured when he is caught in the middle of a gangster shootout. Kingsley’s best friend Sovac performs an emergency “brain-ectomy”, replacing Kingsley’s gray matter with that of dying gangster Red Cannon. Though the operation is successful, the mild-mannered Kingsley occasionally lapses into Cannon’s more brutal personality, and it is during one of these spells that he reveals the existence of a cache of stolen money.’ — Allrovi
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Michael Curtiz The Walking Dead (1936)
‘The Walking Dead is a unique blend of cinematic horror and the classic Warner Bros. gangster stylings. This long-admired cult favorite stars Boris Karloff, who gives an outstanding performance as John Ellman, an ex-con framed for murder who’s sentenced to the electric chair. When Ellman is brought back to life through the miracles of science, his only task is to seek revenge against those responsible for his death. Karloff’s innocent, cruelly victimized character of John Ellman was initially meant to be dramatically transforemed into a huge, hairy, mindless killing machine in the wake of his execution by electric chair. This vengeance-crazed creature was then supposed to wander around the city by cover of nightfall, scale the outsides of towering highrise buildings, corner its intended victims, and physically hoisted them off their feet to break their backs in a murderous rage. Karloff scoffed at the level of senseless violence, and lobbied strongly to have the Ellman character presented as more of a tragically sympathitic man caught up in extraordinary circumstances.’ — DVDBeaver
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Lew Landers The Raven (1935)
‘The film only utilises Poe’s The Raven as a creepy minor narrative device at most, or as it says during the credits “Suggested by Edgar Allan Poe’s immortal classic.” It could well have not mentioned Poe at all and you’d never have known differently. With all due respect to Karloff, the unequalled highlight of this is without doubt Bela Lugosi’s performance as Dr. Vollin. He gives a performance straight out of the Creepy Bastard School of Acting with his stares and his pauses and his Count Dracula voice. And the stares… oh how he stares! The looks he gives people. Hell, the looks he gives the walls, the doors, anything which falls in site of his gaze was the unwilling recipient of his Lugosi Brand “Stare of Ultimate Doom”.’ — DVD.au.net
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the entire film w/ audio commentary by Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff
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James Whale Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
‘Frankenstein (1931) was a huge success, one that resonates and casts a huge shadow over the horror film even today. A sequel was fairly much mandated and so Universal returned to Frankenstein director James Whale who went away and cooked up Bride of Frankenstein. The result has been called by some the greatest of all horror films and is agreed on by most as being superior to the first outing. It is certainly one of the most oddball of all Frankenstein films. Whale has a far greater sense of mise en scene here than in the original. His treatment of the monster is a strange blend of pathos and humour. Out of Boris Karloff’s primitive mime there comes a genuine, albeit simplistic, emotion – it is quite something to watch the tear roll down his face when the bride rejects him, or the dull grave-stone voiced intonation “I love dead, hate living.”’ — Moria
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Edgar G. Ulmer The Black Cat (1934)
‘Economical in its telling, and fairly typical in its depiction of bitter and evil men, Lugosi and Karloff once again team up and compete in a contest of stares. Karloff stares at the woman, Lugosi stares at the door, Karloff stares at the man, Lugosi stares at Karloff, Karloff stares at Lugosi, the man stares at the woman, the woman stares at a tree. There’s a cat. Lugosi flings a knife at it for a three point killshot. That’s the Poe reference taken care of. If anything, this movie is just more fodder to prove that the two stars were deadset nuts. It didn’t make a lick of difference what the lines were, they look so damn menacing most of the time, they could have been reciting their addresses and it would have sounded evil.’ — DVD.net.au
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Karl Freund The Mummy (1932)
‘Make-up artist Jack Pierce began transforming Karloff at 11:00 am, applying cotton, collodion and spirit gum to his face; clay to his hair; and wrapping him in linen bandages treated with acid and burnt in an oven, finishing the job at 7:00 pm. Karloff finished his scenes at 2:00 am, and another two hours were spent removing the make-up. Karloff found the removal of gum from his face painful, and overall found the day “the most trying ordeal I [had] ever endured”.’ — Allrovi
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James Whale The Old Dark House (1932)
‘Like other obscure films, The Old Dark House didn’t do well at the box office… in fact, this one bombed so badly both on its initial release and re-release that it left craters. The film was considered so worthless that it was believed to have been destroyed until it was rediscovered and restored in the late 1960s. At that time, Boris Karloff is reported to have seemed bemused when the man who saved the film from oblivion told him of the restoration effort; I imagine Karloff couldn’t conceive of why anyone would spend money and time to preserve a failed movie. Truth is, The Dark Old House was only a failure in a commercial sense. Anyone with a taste for classic movies who watches it now will recognize it as a film that should be held in equal regard to the other landmark Karloff features like Frankenstein and The Mummy.’ — The Boris Karloff Collection
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Howard Hawks Scarface (1932)
‘The Boris-Karloff-bowling scene in Scarface is a masterpiece of storytelling, just in terms of the shots chosen for this short scene. There are about 15 shots all told. That’s all you need. You don’t need to do too much else as a director – at least not if you are confident of the EVENT you are trying to portray. It’s a wonderful sequence, spare and violent, ominous and yet elegant – not one shot too many, a perfect mix of mess (the sound of the bowling alley mixed with the crowd with the strange eerie whistling going on over it – the whistle that we now know means some bad shit is going to go down) and clarity. You don’t need to say too much or do too much to create an entire event.’ — The Sheila Variations
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James Whale Frankenstein (1931)
‘The most well-known image of Frankenstein’s monster in popular culture derives from Boris Karloff’s portrayal in the 1931 movie Frankenstein, with makeup created by Jack Pierce from possibly crucial sketched suggestions by director James Whale (credit for Karloff’s look remains controversial). Karloff played the monster in two more Universal films, Bride of Frankenstein and Son of Frankenstein. Lon Chaney, Jr. took over the part from Karloff in The Ghost of Frankenstein, Bela Lugosi portrayed the role in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, and Glenn Strange played the monster in the last three Universal Studios films to feature the character (House of Frankenstein, House of Dracula, and Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein); but their makeup replicated the iconic look first worn by Karloff. To this day, the image of Karloff’s face is owned by his daughter’s company, Karloff Enterprises, which is the reason Universal replaced Karloff’s features with Glenn Strange’s in most of their marketing.’ — Frankensteinfilms.com
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p.s. Hey. Warning: I’m still quite jet lagged but slightly better. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Thanks! My jet lag usually takes four or five days to die off. I have an unfortunately fascist body clock. At the moment I have the habit of starting to read something then realising I’ve been asleep for ten minutes, but the new SCAB is my functioning brain’s #1 future target. LA was good, nice, and it was great to see the film projected with a ton of strangers. Our films are kind of made to be seen projected, which is unfortunate since most people will watch them in their homes, alas. No, I don’t know that O’Brien, but I just noted it, thanks! You sound good! Love’s butt is memorizable, G. ** scunnard, Hey, J. Haha, yes, you’ve been through many jet lags with me over the years, and you’re the soul of patience. Amazing about the project/space. Where are you seeking funding? Are there grants for such a thing, or do you need private investors, or both, or … ? Yeah, that’s a fantastic goal. You have a space picked out? ** Steeqhen, Hi. Yeah, the response to RT has been really great so far. We’re hoping that means the powers that be (distributors, etc.) feel that way too. Glad you got the extension and that you’re near the finish line. You sound confident. We’d love to show RT in Cork, of course. Let’s talk once we have a better sense of the big picture, i.e. very soon. Thank you, pal. ** _Black_Acrylic, A warmest welcome back to you too, Ben. Yeah, I think I mentioned that one of my teeth broke/fell out, and my tongue still really likes to stick itself in the resulting gap and poke around. What a fucking world in which the badness of your MS has a positive side. Jesus. xo. ** PL, Hey, hey. LA was good, no complaints. I wouldn’t say Bruce LaBruce and I are friends. We kind of were a long time ago. I’ve been known to tear up at movies. Not often. For some reason, Dads and sons expressing affection/love for each other usually makes me teary, which is weird because I had no interest in my Dad and me doing anything like that. ‘The House of the Fortunate Buddhas’: noted. The Supremes. I think ‘Stop In the Name of Love’ is one of the best songs ever. Wow, the drawing is really great! Whoa, kudos, sir. Are you on Instagram? I finally joined Instagram about a month ago. Thank you! ** jay, It’s a great pleasure to have you back too. 12 days, so close yet so far, or whatever. All the transmitted luck from across the channel that you need. And then what? You do make that yaoi game seem pretty enticing. Granted, I am jet lagged and thus with questionable judgement, but … Have you reached the amazing ending and was it? ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. I was shocked by the news. I’m so sorry. We’ll talk more about it, if you want, when I’m awake. Really sad, really fucking weird too. How’s everything for you otherwise? Any trauma-destroying joys? ** kier, Hi, k! It’s nice to be back in Europe, I must say. It is way fucked up over there in the US to put it mildly. Of course we’d love to how RT in Oslo. It was so fun to show PGL there, and I think this one is even much better. LA was a lot about getting ready for the premiere and then doing it and then following up on that, but I did see friends a bunch and look at art and so on. Apart from my friends who lost everything in the fires, and three very close friends of mine did, it was kind of a non-issue, but I didn’t drive over to look at the incinerated parts. I’m happy your show went well, of course! Nice about Oslo Open and the curator. When is that? Anyway things sound pretty much solidly good on your end. Yay! Here we have a lot of film stuff to do (festival submissions, seeking distribution, and stuff) and some art to catch up on (Rammelzee retrospective, Mark Leckey retrospective, show about the history of shopping centres at the Architecture museum, etc.). Like that. Here and I missed you too! ** James, Hard to imagine you feeling flat, but I believe you, and you did a real good soldier’s try at giving the escorts their due, for which I thank you. Ace about the new story. What’s your substack address again? I don’t seem to have it? I’m happy to have American politics back in my newsfeed and not in my ears and mouth. Thanks for reading my books, buddy. Curious to hear what you think Edinburgh and the university. Very happy to see you and blab with you whenever your time suits. ** Charalampos, Hi! Thanks! Yes, I had a good time all in all. Um, I think the best parts apart from the film stuff were just seeing friends and eating tons of actual Mexican food and deep dish pizza. But my jet lag is probably erasing other highlights for the moment. ** Steve, Hang tough, my friend. I’m taken back to when my parents died, and it’s a hard, complicated thing to even re-experience. No, I didn’t know ‘The Shrouds’ had opened. I don’t think it has over here? Baffling: that’s a promising word, seemingly. ** HaRpEr, Hi! Like minds, cool. I do strongly suggest you see Sparks live if you can. You will not be sorry, I guarantee. Awesome about the post! Thank you so much! Format-wise, the best is if you kind of make a template in a Word doc or Google doc or something with the text/order in place and indicators where any videos and photos and links go, and I can recreate your template in a post build. If you send it by, say, a Word doc, good if you can send any images also as attachments. But I can probably work with however you send/assemble it. Great! Best luck as needed on the novel, but you sound very into it and confident. Yeah, about ‘IJ’. Like I’ve said, I think his sentences are really insane. I don’t think he’s like Franzen at all. Not at all. Franzen is just an overblown conventional fiction writer, and David really wanted to make something completely unique and great. I just saw that there’s a new Pynchon novel coming out! Wow, I really didn’t expect to get another one from him. ** Justin D, Hi, Justin. That was a helluva sentence, wasn’t it? I think I might actually have seen ‘Henry Danger’, but only once if so, which I recall being plenty, so … yikes. What plans do you have for the landscaper/ gardener? I’m still lagged, for sure, but my stamina is improving. I ate as much Mexican food as I could. And deep dish pizza, since that’s not a thing here. And good sushi because veggie sushi is sorely lacking here for unknown reasons. But no Dairy Queen, which was very disappointing. All the Dairy Queens are only way out in the suburbs of LA now, and I just never made the trip, or rather convinced anyone to go there with me since my driver’s licence is expired. And I did get my longterm French visitor visa! That was pretty nice. ** Malik, Hey! Happy to be back, and happy to get to talk with you. LA treated me in a friendly manner. ‘Baby Invasion’ is already available? How exciting. You’re the first person I know who’s actually seen it, and what you say is very comforting. As soon as my brain cells are functioning correctly, I’m so there. Excellent that the theater work is in high gear. Writing a play overnight sounds scary, but I’m a nitpicker. You were happy with yours? Did it go over successfully to your mind? ** Okay. I think the imminent opening of the Famous Monsters Land at the imminently opening Epic Universe is what inspired me to make today’s post, but of course one can never be sure. See you tomorrow.
Hey, Dennis! I watched Bedlam with Karloff very recently, I liked it, but I didn’t like the ending so much. I wish it were more subtle, maybe… too much talk. Funny, I get emotional with the mother and son thematic, which is expected — I really like my mom. You are on Instagram? That’s great! Just hit you up there. Hope you stick around! My brother met Bruce in São Paulo once and said he was kind of odd, which is expected, and that he looked like a gay version of our dad, which I agreed with after seeing the picture they took together. I’m actually in São Paulo now and I’m going to be here for some time. I don’t know if I ever asked that, but have you ever been here? It’s a great city!
I’m glad you liked the drawing, it took 4 days! I usually take 1, but I was very picky about the faces. I think it’s the best I ever done. Do you have any work that you’d say that it’s your best?
Well, glad you’re back! The title for the last escort list was great.
“I think I mentioned that one of my teeth broke/fell out, and my tongue still really likes to stick itself in the resulting gap and poke around”
I do this as well! I keep hoping that one day I’ll wake up and find that the tooth has magically grown back.
Have you ever wished you could star in a coffee commercial with Boris Karloff? Well, now’s your chance!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=boris+karloff
I must’ve missed the deadline yesterday or my comment got lost in the shuffle, so below see repeat of yesterday.
safran-coloured mango-orange juice + painful alligator nipple clamps to the repeated sound of Nine Inch Nails’ ‘Hurt’” — maybe this is what my sexuality will be like in 10 years, when I’m in my mid-40s??? I do sometimes have intuitions about stuff that doesn’t totally turn me on now but might do it for my future self.
Glad to see your film had its long-awaited premier and you had a fun trip. I’ve been busy getting used to my new role as a manager but I’m over the hump. Outside of work I’ve been narrowing my focus just a bit. Decided to drop newsletter writing. I Risograph printed a collage zine. My Warsaw film has been rejected from several more festivals, so I’m focusing on finishing the phone footage collage film for my next round of submissions. I just learned that the language spoken in ancient Carthage was very close to Hebrew, because Carthage started as a Phoenician colony. The Romans almost totally obliterated Carthaginian language and culture, so it’s potentially fertile ground for making shit up. I’ve kept going with the dance, and went to the workshop of Rina Schenfeld, a star pupil of Martha Graham who is still performing and choreographing at age 86.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rina_Schenfeld
Buried the lede: I’m planning to spend a significant amount of time in Paris this September-October. Between two weeks and a month. It’s been a year since my Paris visit and my Francophilia has just kept growing. I’d just want to be a full-time flâneur and commit to speaking as much French as possible.
And I do still owe you guest post(s).
Direct link to Karloff coffee commercial:
https://youtu.be/-sMRR_COTAw?feature=shared
Hi Dennis, yes saw you mention it above and saw you are on instagram now? What inspired that? There is startup funds with the city I’m trying to access but they do a match fund so I’m going to put together a crowdfund and hopefully leverage that for the funding with the city and that would be enough to hopefully get us up and running. I’m also looking at grants and arts funding but that would be later once things are rolling. Yes, there is a shop space I like a lot… A Japanese woman has been using it to make fake food and I walk past it constantly and eye it now as she’s moving but also don’t want to get too attached in case it rents before. I’ve actually been looking at a few but my heart is definitely with that one. What are your plans not that the LA premiere?
Like you, I’m excited about Pynchon’s upcoming return. Have recently sprung for Gravity’s Rainbow, which will be my 3rd of his novels. Expecting this one to take me a while.
I’m surprised how numb I feel. It’s like my brain couldn’t handle my emotions during this period, so it partially shut down. I’m struggling with insomnia. I’ll casually think about my father, then immediately realize he’s no longer here.
I have mixed feelings about THE SHROUDS. It’s extremely plot-heavy, but all of that may be an elaborate metaphor for how grief reshapes one’s vision of the world. It does one thing I’ve never seen: presenting grief as a longing for physicality and sex with a partner who’s no longer alive.
I’m working on my third radio show, which should premiere early next week, although I need to sift through some of the music released today and see what I want to include.
Hey Dennis,
Welcome back to Europe! Glad to hear it all went well in LA. Who’d have thought that a film deemed “too experimental” (or whatever) by various gatekeepers would actually find an enthusiastic and responsive audience? Shocking stuff!
On a semi-related note: my publishing project (Ssnake Press) is progressing at a decent pace. I should be dropping the first book early to mid summer, and the second around August-September.
Soon I’ll have an online presence to share and a proof to send you if you’re interested. The first book is a singular essay by my friend Kate Kiernan. She has managed to sustain a strong influence from California writers/poets like Spicer, Boone and Gluck while remaining her distinctive and daring self on the page (i.e. someone born in Ireland in the 90s, among other things).
Wishing you continued recovery from jetlag and I hope the LA screenings will turn out to be the first of many.
Xo, J
Hi!!
Huh, four to five days – that’s a long time! Will you at least have some time to rest in the coming days, or are you jumping straight back into more film work and/or other projects?
Do you think there’s a chance “Room Temperature” will make it to Vienna at some point?
I’m always cautious about recommending books and movies to others, but maybe you’d like “I Am Not a Serial Killer,” if for nothing else, then for the same “charm” I did.
Love fucked UnforgettableBtm so hard his ass could’ve played the saxophone, Od. (Although love would most definitely go after mostlyharmless in real life, holy fuck!)
Yeah, I think enticing is a good word to describe Slow Damage. The only downside is that it’s basically unavailable on any platforms, and one hundred and twenty hours long (!). Hm… well I’ve not gotten to the “final” ending, but I’ve gotten one of the more normal ones. There actually was a pretty great scene near the end of one of the routes, where the protagonist (who normally has masochistic sex, and uses very pornographic language to describe it) has sex with the caretaker figure character for the first time, and they have a moment of conflict where their two different expectations from sex brush up against each other – so, the prose style becomes very fractured and tonally incoherent.
Anyway, ramble over. It’s maybe worth looking at a gallery of the images, but it’s such a time investment I wouldn’t recommend it. I hope your jetlag doesn’t affect you too much, see you!
Quite an un-Easter-y GIF to start the post with. Sigh, my keyboard is being screwy. Unsurprisingly I’m not familiar with Karloff. I didn’t even know Maugham had written plays. But there will always be time for monsters, regardless of the seasons. It’s really grey and rainy over here. There’s something a little odd about seeing flicks like this in colour, instead of black and white. He had some very imposing eyebrows. Ha, ye olde paper – ‘other gay movies as The Old Dark House.’ I think someone on one of the sides of my family was involved with Bride of Frankenstein’s production. Which is cool. This post reminds me I still haven’t read enough Lovecraft. Yeah, Hammer films, my relatives have brought up some other relative of mine who was involved. I can’t be specific on how he was involved, hm. An *old* Scarface. New stuff to me, mostly, nice.
Hi again, Dennis. Pater notified me about the new Pynchon a few days ago – we’re both very excited about getting another novel from him. We weren’t sure if such a thing was going to happen, either, was something we talked about some time back. That’ll make 3 during my lifetime, I think. I myself definitely don’t have trouble picturing myself as flat. I have felt flat many a time. In a physical sense I’m pretty flat, too, there’s not much to me. I think I’m feeling a little more with it today, had a lie in for 2 hours. Needed that. I know that I’ve overlooked the escorts from yesterday, they deserve more attention than what I gave them, but, whatever, they’ve other guys to pay them attention in different ways. Thanks for the story-directed ace, uh, my Substack is https://subjectivitydoms.substack.com/ .
Last evening my family and I had a little conversation where we all, as usual, agreed that America is in quite the pickle. We’re all pretty horrified by the prospect of guns being so prominent, accessible. I don’t get how Americans go about their day knowing they could literally be shot at any given time.
Read a bit of Marbled Swarm – clever, funny, generally good so far, duh, ingratiating aside – on my phone whilst waiting in a queue yesterday. The guy at the till called me ‘love,’ which was a nice surprise. I don’t know if he mistook me for a girl because of my long hair. Huh. Guide was very wow-worthy to me, especially, and I devoured The Sluts. Suggestiveness intentional x/
Leaving for Edinburgh in, a few days, not sure exactly how many. Had to do battle with a non-Euclidean travel bag to pack. Blab blab blabbing in your direction. Have studied. Now want to flop. Will flop. Had a really good lunch. Have made even more paper cranes. Have cracked them since my last comment. Got this specific couple of folds down pat. Quite satisfying. Might make some more before the day’s through. Best with your Friday and, no, Saturday, no, it is Friday, Friday and Saturday morning. Not a great grasp on time currently -_- cya. Oh, and do you have a favourite band out of Guided by Voices or Sebadoh? Thought it was GbV at first but read an interview some time back, with the Portable Infinite where you said it was Sebadoh.
Hey Dennis,
It’s the first rainy day in Ireland in a long time (we’ve had showers, but today it is just wet), so I’m staying at home. I’ve been up since 9 but so exhausted from the past week that I’m not even able to conjure the energy to make a sandwich or anything. Thankfully I’m at home with my parents at the moment so I can just have some of whatever they make later.
I’m a good halfway through that final chapter; I think I’m going somewhere interesting with it. I feel like I could honestly write for hundreds of pages. Even just focusing on one book! I was re-reading and taking notes from Guide and there is just so much I want to talk about that I know I don’t have the space for… you really made a great collection of novels!!! It’s strange doing a dissertation on someone I’m in contact with though, there’s a bit of this feeling of “I gotta make sure it doesn’t stink”, which I’m sure it doesn’t, but it’s always in my mind.
That’s great to hear that ye’d love to bring Room Temperature here! I mentioned it to this film community group I’m involved in and there’s many a hands to help set it up in motion, once the time works out and the stars align.
Did you get to see the announcement of the new Switch 2? I’m pretty impressed by the new 3D Donkey Kong game, and the open-world Mario Kart, though the pricing of $80 for a digital copy of Mario Kart World is preposterous. Maybe I’ll wait for some sale, or get into some findom paypig scenario to fund it, who knows!!
I got my work submitted into that literary journal in UCC, although I was getting frustrated with the editor who seemed to not really get the story, at the same time I think I accidentally sent an earlier draft which left a few mistakes that made me seem a bit more incompetent than I actually am. It’s sorted now though. I’m getting a poem into a magazine too, and I’ll be reading that out at the launch next Sunday! It was this poem that was kind of three poems put together, all inspired from visiting Pere Lachaise.
Anyway, I’ll leave it here as to not overload your jet-lagged mind. Have a good weekend, D!
Dennis, Sure, we can talk about it here. One thing that’s really frustrating is that we’ve found out from the coroner that he had pneumonia. He could’ve gotten treatment and would still be alive. The funny thing, and he’d laugh about it, is how much health advice he dispensed to everyone else but never followed it himself.
He was in a lot of pain because of pancreas and liver problems. Most likely, he was just like, eh, I’ve got a little cold, I’ll soldier on through.
I just wish I could talk to him one more time. Read him the riot act and then laugh about everything. Which was our way.
We met through this blog and became fast, great friends. He was as good a friend, even better in a lot of cases, as any friend I have here in the States that I see regularly. It’s funny, too, how so many of my friends here “know” him just because of how much I talked about him. Even my coworkers, when I’ve told them, have been like, “Rigby? Your friend in London.” They all knew.
It’s heartbreaking.
Any trauma-destroying joys? Eh, not really. Same old. David’s probably worse than he’s ever been. Kayla’s doing well, new job and all, and she’s in Mississippi visiting her mom, sisters, and grandfather right now. We’re all going to NYC in May. That should be fun.
Alex and I are fine. Just keeping on keeping on. March 19 was our 1-year anniversary. So funny to hear friends tell me, “I thought y’all would have been done in a month.” Whatever, you haters. 😛
Onward and upward, my friend.
Good to see the good reviews for the film. I can’t wait to see it.
The monsters land at Universal looks really cool and the indoor one coming to Las Vegas also. Universal has always had the monster stuff here and there as a big part of the brand so I’m surprised that it didn’t get cloistered into its own little land sooner. I watched quite a lot of B&W horror at one time but a lot blends together. Of these, I have at least seen the first Frankenstein for sure, though quite a while ago now. The theater near me has been playing Troma Studios for this month’s retrospective. I saw Mother’s Day last night. It’s definitely one of the better films of that aesthetic strain and was really interesting to see with an audience.
Hey Dennis! How was it? It’s been a month here. Various conferences, saw Kylie Minogue live (she is as joyful as she has always been), did some drag, the works. I told myself I’d keep the messages short until you get over the jet lag and I’m trying but it’s so exciting to be back here!
Howdy, Dennis! As promised, I seek to make my return to being at least a semi-regular commentator here.
Looks like I had some kind of problem with my browser, and didn’t even see that we’d moved on from escorts day. No matter, I’ll recapitulate the comment I just left there:
“An escort day! Once I get the big cybersecurity job I’m studying for, I’ll throw a big party and fly in whoever happens to be on the menu here for that month. We’ll DM you a big group photo, and possibly some other content.
What a remarkable knowledge of geography you must have developed through these posts. Funnily enough, my best friend these days is from Makati City. Have you ever visited the Philippines, Dennis? Would love to get a chance to travel there and elsewhere in Asia someday.
I especially appreciate this line from twisterx’s profile: ‘i’m open minded for friendship too but only with twinks.’ See, bisexuals aren’t that confusing, after all! 😀
Anyway, I hope you’re recovering swiftly from the jet lag. How are things in Paris these days? Back when I was studying the Revolutions of 1848, two years ago now, I think, I was working on some maps detailing the location of various barricades and battles during the June Days uprising. Do you think much about 1848, or even the French Revolution, outside of de Sade? I suppose you’re surrounded by reminders of these bloody chapters in history.”
Re: Karloff, for as much as I claim to love Old Hollywood, I’m shamefully ignorant of his films, and this is just the inspiration I needed to correct that. Obviously, I’m thinking of starting with Target – though I’m amazed to see that he also did a film with Douglas Sirk. Sirk is one of my all-time favorite directors, though mainly for the Technicolor mostly Rock Hudson vehicles from the 50s. Some of the earlier black-and-white ones can be a little too light and silly (A Scandal in Paris comes to mind), but needless to say, I’ll need to find a way to check out Lured as soon as I can. The Michael Curtiz one looks interesting, too, and of course the obvious ones like Frankenstein, etc.
Hello. Okay thanks, got ya about the formatting for the Sparks post. I have it in a Google doc at the moment. Just a heads up that it will take a couple of days for me to finish up and edit it down and everything, but some point next week I’ll get it to you.
By the way, on the topic of music since I’ve been raving about Sparks, the other thing I’ve been listening to a lot is the new Jane Remover album ‘Revengeseekerz’. Have you heard it? It’s wild, dense, genre bending, intense, and by far the best album I’ve heard from this year. And it has an amazing Danny Brown feature on one song.
Yeah, you’re right about DFW’s sentences. There’s a thing he does that makes the book really riveting to read where he places full stops in strange places. Like, he’ll take a long sentence and use a full stop right where he guesses the reader will pause, which sounds less interesting when I say it out loud but he really knew how to write a sentence. And he managed to do run-on sentences in a way that isn’t stream of consciousness, which is an achievement in itself.
I have this memory of being a kid on halloween, like maybe eleven years old, and I was such a loser that my parents invited two people from my class that I barely knew over because they didn’t want me to be alone on Halloween or something since my brother was the popular kid in his year and was doing all of this stuff. Anyway, we had time to kill so before we went out trick or treating so I put on the original Boris Karloff ‘Frankenstein’ because I really wanted to watch it and it’s pg and everything so my parents wouldn’t get mad. But then my two pals went crazy saying it was the most boring thing they ever saw and started trying to smother me until I ran off to the bathroom crying. Weird this unlocked that memory. Anyway, I think the drowning scene in that movie is really one of the best scenes in the history of the eyeball, although I didn’t get to actually watch it until much later on. And haha, now I think about it, I was the only one out of us who was even wearing a costume, which makes me feel even more pathetic. Well actually, I’m proud of that. I’m nothing if not overdressed.
Writing overnight is a scary iea but I get a lot of my writing done at night anyway. Still, finishing at 1am and submitting at 2am then coming the next morning to go over it with the director and actors is a whirlwind. I’m surprised at all the praise it ended up getting from then and at the performance. So in that sense, I would say I’m proud! They’re planning on making it annual, and I look to participate next year as a director.
Some family and friends in NYC say that Baltimore is looking to be a better artistic avenue that’s starting to boom, so I wouldn’t be surprised if theatre work really starts jumping in the coming year.
Glad I could put that good word in about Baby Invasion! You’re one of like three people I know I could vibe with it, lol.
I wonder if I can send this on time? I am a bit tired right now. and I wanted to see if I could respond before the weekend despite my business. This is in responds to the other post . .Hopefully I can be more interesting next week
Oh what gig were you referring to if you can remember? I cant remember what I had said in march. Do you rememeber? How was your trip? Anything noteworthy. Oh, either I’m crazy or live in another universe where you had seen joy division live. Im pretty sure You told me you saw throbbing gristle…and that’s where I got confused
Right now theres a dog named obi wan kenobi where I work and he is just the sweetest old man dog, trotting along the yard with a ball in his mount. He is a black cairn terrier. I wish I felt I belong at the place because right now I make so many mistakes I just feel so distant.
Oh Ive been reading an biography book on Tallulah Bankhead. Everything is kind of just meh which is an understatement but maybe next week i’ll have more to say?
What kind of burritos did you have? Where did you eat them?
I ate really good Indian food + chana masala the other day.
Oh Oh wait, Did you get my package! I hope so, let met know
Love Darbs
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