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Thomas_Twink_, 18
Budapest

Hey I’m just a broke ass bitch looking for a sugar daddy, should be tall and broad in body and also be very hairy from my point of view. I want a bear like that! (around 40-65 years old) who has a hot, very large penis at least 22 to 25 cm or even larger and it should be very thick. I am slim, small and my asshole is still very very tight with tiny pink lips that you will totally smash and mangle. I am not visitable, but I can take the bus or train or I will be picked up. PLEASE ONLY WRITE TO IF YOU HAVE A VERY VERY BIG BIG PENIS! Thank you. Twink 🥵😈

Guestbook of Thomas_Twink_

Thomas_Twink_ (Owner) – April 10, 2021
I don’t wear underwear underneath my khakis.

Thomas_Twink_ (Owner) – April 10, 2021
I am always wearing a nice pair of khakis and a polo and I accept verbal abuse for that.

Thomas_Twink_ (Owner) – April 10, 2021
I got my reasons why I have no face so if that’s a issue cry to someone that’ll care.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Hungarian, English, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 600 €

 

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slutdanny, 19
Fenton Township

It sounds weird, it is! Thought to myself I kill two birds with one stone. Hey, my name is Dan and I am 19 years old. I offer my body (sex, oral, anal whatever you want) and accept furniture that is no longer used from you!

Do you have furniture you don’t want? Something you wanna get rid of? Then write to me, send me a picture of the furniture and I’ll see if you get to take my ass as payment 😉 It’s a funny way for you to have sex and for me to get some furniture: P

Guestbook of slutdanny

radyforyou – April 6, 2021
He’s very good at sucking dick. (IKEA EKERÖ Armchair, Skiftebo dark blue). His bottoming skills need some work but he has fair control in his anus muscles. (IKEA STRANDMON Ottoman, Nordvalla dark gray).

slutdanny (Owner) – April 4, 2021
If you actually want to talk to me, physics nerd and gamer.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Bellissimo, 18
Rome

I am an Albanian scumbag and my beautiful Italian boyfriend (absolutely NOT effeminate) has a very long foreskin. I’ll get straight to the point and say I hate his foreskin and want it cut off as soon as possible. Seeking a horny surgeon who can do the operation in return for having sex with him (before or after or BOTH). Meaty, wet mouth to tongue and fill with cocks. Hard and firm ass to eat and screw.

Preview video
How he gets fucked 80€

Guestbook of Bellissimo

Bellissimo (Owner) – April 1, 2021
Won’t send any other pictures other than his 🍆 (not big btw).

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Italian, English, Albanian
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Yes
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 210 €
Overnight On request

 

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tellmewhatyoulike, 22
Krefeld

I have been working on my look for a few years. I have worked so hard to look soooo pretty, now I need to find pervy old men who want to totally annihilate me. COVID has handed me this as an opportunity. I am now jobless, prospectless and out of touch with everybody.

I want to spend hours making myself look pretty and slutty just so you all can fuck me up! Im ready for my pretty face to be ruined and for my perfect pussy to be ripped apart.

My dream is to become a famous pussyboy cumdump star that is known for always getting totally trashed in all of my nasty scenes. I want to be totally destroyed on video and I want to send it to my parents to show them what their “perfect son” really is.

Im looking for men who see me and want to slap me silly. I was born to be tossed around like the weak little bitch I am. I am looking for men who want to hear me scream! Make me beg, punch me, choke me, humiliate me, RUIN ME!

Guestbook of tellmewhatyoulike

tellmewhatyoulike (Owner) – April 5, 2021
You men only want 1 thing and it’s fucking amazing!

konrune – April 4, 2021
you are Heaven’s dooooooooor

Master_chef_Zane – April 4, 2021
Your ending is near. Your whole pathetic life has been leading to your ultimate end. How you die is up to you. I will now present some scenarios and you pick one. *Serial killer victim* *Convicted Salem witch being executed* *Femboy meat 100% cooked, and tasty. You will be filleted alive before being cooked alive as well.* *Femboy hiker lost in the woods meets a Grizzley bear and becomes lunch*

Sweetness_Tea – April 3, 2021
I don’t know! But he is precious and I’d die defending him.

TotallyNotaKiller – April 3, 2021
Why?!

Sweetness_Tea – April 3, 2021
Okay, this is weird. Normally I see evil shit on here and I’m like “damn that’s hot” but for this my reaction is “I will kill anyone who tries to kill this precious boy”

TotallyNotaKiller – April 3, 2021
I’d reach inside his ass, pull all of his insides out, stomp his genitals into red jam, and crush his head with a hammer and fuck his brains.

Tongue409 – April 3, 2021
If i was in Krefeld Id pound loads into you for sixteen hours then smash your fuckin head in

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, German
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 800 €

 

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suchaslut, 18
Alzey

hey Guys, I’m Ollie, i have recently discovered I have a nympho side and bad hygiene is my poppers

I try to find older men with money and drugs to be used and i need YOU to be that man

Pay me, PNP me, pull my hair, choke me on your cock, hate fuck me, flood my ass, spray me off, give me a tip

Guestbook of suchaslut

suchaslut (Owner) – March 29, 2021
I don’t accept tops on PrEP. PrEP can harm the environment. When you pee & poop the drugs in your system get into the environment where they can cause crops to be up to 1/3rd smaller.

itstimhere – March 28, 2021
hot dude to 💨 or even 💩 with.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks Spanish, English, German
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 120 €
Overnight 500 €

 

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LordRussell, 24
Riga

I’m your sadistic angel.
My childhood was real great for me.
If you think pain is beautiful I will make you feel the happiest on the planet!
I also have something dirty that you can eat!
Tears in heaven!
Feed your fear a fuck-it sandwich!

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Latvian, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight 1000 €

 

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Pink_mermaid, 18
Amityville

You need something from me and I’m in dire need of something from you.
This pandemic really hit me hard. I suffered from a lot of things and this is the only thing I can think of to cope with the current situation.
I’m into the deep side of life; into philosophical discussions and nihilism.
Please don’t bite I have a trauma when it comes to that, otherwise anything.
When I bottom it’s either hit or miss.
Well, I guess I’ve written all that I can think of.

Guestbook of Pink_mermaid

Pink_mermaid (Owner) – April 4, 2021
mysteryman59, if you’re serious, answer the following questionnaire IN DETAIL. Type your replies in a document and then copy and paste them in multiple messages.

⚪ Full name:
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⚪ Criminal record:
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⚪ Political-economic stances/orientation:
⚪ General attitude towards gender, sexuality, racial, migratory and environmental conflicts:
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⚪ Hobbies, sports, games and passions:
⚪ Cultural and artistic interests:
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⚪ Short/mid/long term goals a projects:
⚪ List your significant previous experiences with escorts.
⚪ Ejaculation frequency:
⚪ Present job/s and other sources of income:
⚪ Friends and social life:
⚪ The reasons you think you are a suitable candidate for my husband:
⚪ Clear updated face, body and ass pictures with no accessories covering your head.

mysteryman59 – April 4, 2021
I want you to be my depressing wife!

Pink_mermaid (Owner) – April 3, 2021
My dick is currently depressed so the only way possible for me to cum is if you give me an anal orgasm.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks English, Korean
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 100 €
Overnight On request

 

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disappear_here, 19
Ghent

I want 1000€, everything to be done to me, do whatever u want to me for 1000€, I need to be gagged and tied up as tight as u want x

I will do this with anyone anymore cause I can’t pay for my rent or even food haha x

I’ve been sleeping around with nasty guys to get my experience up and I finally feel ready to put a price on it x

If u live far from me u could rent a van and put everything inside it to use and abuse me for 1000€ x

Guestbook of disappear_here

i02368 – April 2, 2021
not very good looking and not the best body in the world, but what it lacks in looks and body it makes up by being a sick deviant

Azabet – March 30, 2021
he’s a silly billy who has silly dumb sex. he acts very weird and silly! he will do anything you ask as long as it’s silly and weird.

MyNameIsHarvey – March 26, 2021
he is a hell hound who left the underworld to take a vacation on earth to torment humans and other things that i do not remember now

Swanio – March 21, 2021
he is a moving, sincère, beautiful human escort.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Average
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks French, English, Dutch
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 1000 €
Overnight 1000 €

 

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fuckmeimirish, 18
Glasgow

Came into allot of debt recently I am very quiet fun-sized boy (4’11/ 45kg) and needing help I am looking for a sad boyfriend or husband (if ✨possible✨) Willing to do anything required I am aware that photo is not flattering

Guestbook of fuckmeimirish

fuckmeimirish (Owner) – April 8, 2021
Y’all are so mean and trash here 😪

thisonemaybe – April 7, 2021
Hot, but you need to be into very small cocks to get into him. I fantasized about making his cock even smaller.

foculus – April 5, 2021
At this particular time I’m looking to pay a boy who will make out with and French kiss with my large male dog. I don’t care about negative opinions and I don’t do drama. Just a yes or a no.

fuckmeimirish (Owner) – March 31, 2021
I plan on eventually going to college! In New York! I am determined!!!

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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DEMOLISHERS, 19
Madrid

We have beastly cocktails designed to make all submit to us. Bladders like horses to cover our pigs in our piss. Monster asses. Chefs whose bodies can make all recipes to fill your hunger. This role was handed to us by nature.
No-one can better us.

Guestbook of DEMOLISHERS

Briney_Bat – April 12, 2021
your profile is annoying, boring and poorly written

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Athletic
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight On request

 

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Agelimit13-17, 21
New York City

Hi sugar youngsters here I am to make you happy.

Everybody like only sugar so do I only I just want youngsters sugar.

I am very cute, very clean dance ballet and take great care of myself as you can see from the photos. I played Peter Pan on Broadway.

Whatever your situation, virgin, with girlfriend, or some teen gay nympho, so long as you are rich or your parents and you are younger than me …

I am insanely curious about you and I would love your money.

Guestbook of Agelimit13-17

Agelimit13-17 (Owner) – April 5, 2021
Oh and I cum heavily and around 6-8 times a day. I expect not a drop of it to be wasted. If that’s an issue, don’t waste my time.

wwaaiitt – April 3, 2021
Im 15 I wanna fuck right now
Yeah yeah I wanna fuck right now

Agelimit13-17 (Owner) – April 3, 2021
Those like Deo who are not slim please either diet or do exercise before you hire me.

Deo – April 3, 2021
I’m 13 and I like feet. I want to worship your feet. I am NOT into having my feet worshipped so please do not ask about that subject.

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English
Position More top
Kissing Yes
FF Active
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 400 $
Overnight 2000 $

 

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Cardiodude, 18
Melbourne

Hey fellas,

I’m on the lookout for guys who want to pay to play dead. I either find you “dead”, naked, and tied up, or I “kill” you via hot choking or bagging. If anyone’s a good actor and can commit solid cash to this, contact me! Alternatively, I can actually kill you for real and bring you back with paddles.

Cheers fellas!

Guestbook of Cardiodude

pikapikahomo – April 9, 2021
Um idk

Yeah

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation GBi
Body Average
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks English
Position Top only
Kissing No
FF Active
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 100 AUD
Overnight 750 AUD

 

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Your_Cocksucker, 24
Emek Mahallesi

I don’t have any real friends and I work full time so my life usually consists of working 40 hours a week as a meat cutter and manager in training for a grocery store mostly because the meat dept pays the best. I enjoy it but I’m not completely sure if that’s what I want to spend the rest of my life doing.

I have generalized anxiety disorder and deal with alot of internalized anxiety, stress, and worry as a result. I go to off and on therapy doing cognitive behavioral therapy and take medications to help me cope with it. I’ve been dealing with this my whole life and every day is a struggle and some days it gets the best of me.

I am also a complete and utter toxic poz pig with Vl 750 who is severely sex addicted and can’t control my own life.

Guestbook of Your_Cocksucker

Your_Cocksucker (Owner) – April 6, 2021
Don’t blame yourself if you can’t resist my gravity, no one can.

orebrotwo – April 6, 2021
Friend of mine told me there’s a great faggot breeding porn of this boy where five guys also piss into the hole of this faggot getting breed. And would love to find this porn so i can jerk my cock hard and cum all over myself 😄 So please help! send me a link of that amazing fucking breeding and piss filled ass porn. i’d fucking pay for it *drowl*

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Turkish, English, Spanish
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 150 €
Overnight 1500 €

 

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Dad&sonreal, 19
Buraydah

Dad has disciplined his son all his life to tantalise, deliver and obey. Dad and son give exceptional personal, leadership and sexual insight and satisfaction. We can train any dad and son to experience every sensation the son’s body can give. Let us show you. The rate is in Saudi Arabian riyals.

Guestbook of Dad&sonreal

Will322 – March 25, 2021
One time about six months ago my son came home very drunk from some party. One thing lead to another and I gave him oral sex. He got hard easy. For 30 minutes I sucked and played with his cock. No sound from him, didn’t move a muscle, nothing. I thought he’d stopped breathing at one point. Then suddenly my mouth was full of cum. No warning, no twitch, no sign at all from him, just a load in my mouth all the sudden. It was like his load was teleported into my mouth. Is that normal?

waxwind – March 23, 2021
My dream is for my son to eventually be able to fit a dozen or more cocks in his ass at once. I want his asshole to never be able to close. I’m looking for a permanent gape. Can you help?

liam458 – March 22, 2021
I’ve been fucking my son but was not yet able to cum in his ass without pulling out and jacking off after 2 years of trying until I met these two.

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Arabic, English
Position No answer
Kissing No answer
FF No answer
S&M No answer
Safer sex No answer
Rate per hour 1200 $
Overnight 7000 $

 

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meetMeInTheRedLight, 19
La Victoria

I don’t know why, but for the last week or so, I am just really into my butt? I was looking at it in the mirror the other day, in a pair of tight jeans. Just the curve of it, the glory of my ass. I delight in it. I’m straight and I know my basket is what catches girls’ eyes. Or maybe my butt DOES get a lot of attention, but, you know, I’m pointed the opposite direction and don’t notice?

Anyway, I realized my beautiful behind is rarely the focus of desire because, you know, … girls. I think it deserves a more central role. So I’m making my butt available. All activity has to be done a la derriere. There’s just something about the idea of my rump getting appreciated and plundered that really riles me up.

Guestbook of meetMeInTheRedLight

Makelovenotwar – April 8, 2021
I managed to cut through the crap and give his ass a hard fuck, but let me tell you it wasn’t easy. We made one hell of a racket, and I’ve never heard such caterwauling.

DiamondsOnMe – April 2, 2021
Tell your friend the ID that says he’s 14 is the fake one. He’s 23.

heymaybe – April 2, 2021
WARNING WARNING DANGER! A friend of mine hired this little criminal. The piece of shit got my friend very drunk and talked him into getting married without a pre nuptial before they even had sex. This low life garbage is withdrawing money from my friend’s back account and his ID says he’s legal but he is 14 years old so there’s nothing my friend can do about this! And he never put out!

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Smooth
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English, Quechua, Aymara
Position Prefer not to say
Kissing Consent
FF No
S&M No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 300 $
Overnight On request

 

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hipsteria, 18
Calgary

I like to snowboard. I once made a bong using David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. I’m not 🔞. I turn 17 in May. I’m trying to move out of parents. I’m allowed to exist AND be hot.

Guestbook of hipsteria

hipsteria (Owner) – April 5, 2021
I would say I’m new to this. I know what some stuff is but I have a long way to go. I looked up cumdump and it sounds boring.

thickdickguy3 – April 5, 2021
Impressive about the bong but probably I just need to have a cumdump. You interested?

Dick L, Cut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Little
Smoking No
Speaks English, French
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Orgasmus2000, 21
Copenhagen

Welcome friendly, well-mannered and well-educated men.

Likes: (for things) hanging out for a meal or movie, going shopping, having a picnic.
(for guys) Short hair and beard will be perfect.

Dislikes: (for things) sex
(for guys) I am not into gay guys, not interested in you (sorry for my rudeness).

I am Not Not Not for sex or talking about sex or cam sex, keep away from me!!!!!!!!

Guestbook of Orgasmus2000

IHaveYourPlace – April 3, 2021
I almost forgot, I enlisted in the United States Navy in April 1994, from San Diego, CA, Following completion of basic training at Recruit Training Command Great Lakes, IL I reported to Hospital Corpsman “A” School in Great Lakes, IL. Sea duty assignments include 3d Battalion 7th Marines 29 Palms, CA; 3d Battalion 6th Marines and 6th Marine Regiment, Camp Lejeune, NC; 3d Medical Battalion Okinawa, Japan; 2d Marine Logistics Group, Camp Lejeune, NC. Shore assignments include U.S. Naval Hospital Jacksonville, FL; Recruit Training Command Great Lakes, IL; U.S. Naval Hospital Camp Lejeune, NC; U.S. Naval Hospital Camp Pendleton, CA. Operational deployments include Okinawa, Japan under the Unit Deployment Program (UDP); 3d Battalion 6th Marines, Al Qaim, Iraq in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom (OIF) III; 3d Battalion 6th Marines, Habbaniyah, Iraq in support of OIF 06-08; Regimental Combat Team-6, Ramadi, Iraq in support of OIF 09.1. I am a graduate of the Navy Senior Enlisted Academy Class 161, Command Master Chief/Chief of the Boat Course Class 132, Keystone Course, and is Enlisted Fleet Marine Force Warfare qualified. My decorations include the Meritorious Service Medal (4 awards), Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal (3 award Command s), Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal (4 awards), Combat Action Ribbon, and various unit awards.

IHaveYourPlace – April 3, 2021
Apartment for rent (door pictured)
Will use you for non-sexual service
You’re a shit to abuse when I need stress relief
No, we’re not boyfriends
No, I’m not your lover, even though you’ll beg for it
No, I won’t fuck you
No, I won’t fist you
No, I won’t whore you out
Yes, you’ll pay rent
Yes, you’ll have a job
Yes, you’ll pass a background check
Yes, I’ll be the Man you jerk-off to
Location? Mt. Pleasant, DC, USA

Petrovna – April 1, 2021
His 🌙 in 🏹 and ⚖ is ☀️

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Hetero
Body Slim
Body hair Some
Smoking Yes
Speaks Danish, English
Position No answer
Kissing No
FF No
S&M No
Safer sex Always
Rate per hour 50 €
Overnight On request

 

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proMETHeus, 23
Helsinki

I love sex and charge for it from time to time.

Guestbook of proMETHeus

Keian – March 29, 2021
It’s a small world after all

freestate – March 27, 2021
If you don’t know this young man was found murdered 7 months ago. It was a brutal murder and remains unsolved. I was friends with a gay man. His brother, a retired cop, and another cop, were discussing the young man’s murder. The retired cop was present at the police murdering of this young man. The gay brother, shocked at what he heard, repeated it to me.

proMETHeus (Owner) – Jun 18, 2020
Bottoms . . please stop contacting me.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Athletic
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Finnish, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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Idontcare02, 20
Warsaw

I’ve been in a relationship for years of love but don’t deserve it, don’t believe in real love, it’s a facade, deep down I am digging my way out with claws.

I seek to be never loved! Hugged! Or Kissed. I want so bad to transform into an unloveable object, it’s scary to think. I can’t wait. IT’S Totally Fucked!

Guestbook of Idontcare02

hotdudefeedmilk – April 9, 2021
When I like slurped my cum out of your ass and tongued it into your mouth it meant I liked you aha

amuse-moi-avec-toi – April 2, 2021
It would be so much easier if I wasn’t addicted to getting in cute boys’ heads and molding them into dog brained objects for my pleasure. It’d be better if I could just live the life of the all-american guy that I intended to be. But I can’t change who I am. Feel free to say hi.

justkidding – March 28, 2021
For example..

justkiddinng – March 28, 2021
I liked this boy. I thought he was cute, interesting, and just an appealing person, but once he was slammed with Tina I didn’t give the slightest fuck about him. It was like magic.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks English, Polish
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Dirty Yes
Safer Sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

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bomberboybadass, 19
Venice

I am a disgusting fat boy with a very small and pathetic dick. Every time I look down I know I will never be able to pleasure a man with my dick which is why I must fully devote myself to being the perfect ass merchant. I’m willing to give my cheeks, hole and rectum to you. I want them to exhaust you both physically and mentally. Allow this fatty’s ass to serve you and I will not disappoint. ✌️

Guestbook of bomberboybadass

haha-no-name-haha – April 12, 2021
He’s gross but he smells like a hot French croissant 🥐

Hardcore_Top_XXL – April 8, 2021
before you say ugh ping me nd I’ll send u a video which will make u crazy for him

Dick S, Uncut
Orientation Gay
Body Belly
Body hair Shaved
Smoking No
Speaks Italian, English
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
FF Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Never
Rate per hour 8383884 €
Overnight 7377373 €

 

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twinkmeettoday, 18
Hannover

drunk boy wanna get fucked before i sober and regret it

dont need to trust you

Guestbook of twinkmeettoday

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021
thinking about moving to Texas

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021
and it’s TOTATALY FREE FREE FREE i know it sounds unbelievable

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021
my ass is not in focus

twinkmeettoday (Owner) – April 3, 2021

Dick M, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Little
Smoking Yes
Speaks English, German
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF No answer
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour 20 €
Overnight On request

 

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Cokeinmynose, 20
Baltimore

Never mind me…just down on my luck and perving around. Can’t seem to save money. Sorry for any exasperation i’ve caused.

Guestbook of Cokeinmynose

Cokeinmynose (Owner) – March 21, 2021
I’m not a cokehead with low self-esteem like 99% of gay cokeheads. I’m in the early stages of a very ambitious creative career and I’ve had enough bites to know I’m going to be very successful.

JON – March 21, 2021
Yes, he was coked to the gills, but his ass is to die for, his ass is to die for and in case you didn’t get that HIS ASS IS TO DIE FOR. I fucked him like beast with my fat, 11″ truncheon then let my cum baste in his guts for a while and fed it to him as I gazed into his glassy eyes eyes like a star-stuck teenager.

Dick XL, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Slim
Body hair Shaved
Smoking Yes
Speaks Spanish, English
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
FF Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Safer sex Sometimes
Rate per hour 150 $
Overnight 200 $

 

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hot19yotwinkbutt, 19
Amsterdam

Why so serious?

But, on a more happy note, I hear there is some horny guy lurking in the shadows who wants to pay and fuck me all night. I hope he gets what he deserves…

BWAHAHAAAAAAHA heheheheehehe

On a somewhat benign level, I must say I am indubitably captivated by the essence of excitement. To shake things up a little… well. .. I like it shaken, not stirred.
Not into hard drugs, or not regular use (cogency is essential in a life of crime, bweeheeheee) but accepting of reckless nights for the right amount of moolah, in moderation (moderate recklessness not moolah).

I believe in moderation, and moderation of moderation, and moderation of moderation of moderation, because hey, if you just keep doing that, then you will need moderation with the moderations of your moderations.

That said if you can stretch fist me until I gape I’ll buy you dinner.

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Shawn-Frost – April 6, 2021
I kept hearing this faint voice talking when I was with him. I thought he might’ve accidentally butt dialled a friend or something. But it’s from an earpiece he was wearing in his ear like actors use who don’t know their lines. When we were making out I could hear a bit of what the voice was saying and realised it was someone remote controlling him. When I asked him about it he apologised and said that due to scheduling issues it had to be a double date, and he offered me a discount. Also his entire apartment is covered floor to ceiling with pictures of Freddie Mercury.

Dick L, Uncut
Orientation Bi
Body Average
Body hair Smooth
Smoking No
Speaks Dutch English
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
FF Passive
S&M Soft
Safer sex Let’s talk
Rate per hour On request
Overnight On request

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Ah, you know her. Wild. Thanks! I still don’t quite understand why she wasn’t in the third season of ‘Twin Peaks’, which is to say I wish she had been. ** Misanthrope, You got me: algorithms. This blog has been their victim more than once. I don’t think they’re doing the sign up online thing here. I was told you need a doctor to sign off first, but that was ages ago now, and I need to find out. No, the less the database knows about me the better. ** Jeff J, Hi, Jeff. Thanks about the recent posts. Oh, man, sorry to hear that the calamities are still in motion. Wtf! I hope the second vaxx shot doesn’t have any toll. ‘Victoria’? No. I don’t believe I know of it. Huh, I’ll go find it. I wonder if it’s really a single shot. I only say that because the ‘Jerk’ film, which is almost finished, is a ‘single shot’, but with a bunch of invisible cheats that were very easy to pull off. Anyway, thanks for the tip, bud, and sunny skies to you! ** Bill, Hi. Yeah, I plan to start figuring out how the vaxx thing works today. As has been typical of the rollout, it’s all very cloudy. Thanks a bunch for the link. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Great that your writers block thing has potentially been sorted. Have you tried the new method yet? And here’s doubly hoping your remaining stay there is a super quickie. Oh, since you had a bad reaction to the first vaxx shot, does that mean you’re going to need to ride it out without another one? ** The Black Prince, Hi. Well, if my vibes had even the slightest impact on your good interview, I’m totally chuffed. Desperate wanting is passion, and passion is ultra-important, even if it brings a little pain. Or that’s my premise. Oh, well, you said ‘Big kiss’, and I thought just saying ‘Big kiss’ back was too repetitive, so I went with ‘sizeable’, which seemed like another way today big. And a boomerang is thing thing you throw and it magically returns to you due to something in its design/aerodynamics, so that meant the big kiss you threw to me came back to you. Basically. Stay gold, Black Prince. ** Dominik, Hi, D!!! Wow, working until midnight is a lot of work. Is the novel any good, or I guess I mean was it good before you got your hands on it? I want your love’s deck. It would surely come in handy. Love making everyone in the world walk with a fake limp for 24 hours, G. ** T, Hey, T. Hm, interesting question. I’m not sure, actually. Honestly haven’t written a whole lot of prose since I started making gif fictions. I finished my novel ‘I Wished’, but it was already kind of planned out years before when I hadn’t made gif fictions yet. I’m working on something now, still early on, and … I think maybe it has had an effect. I honestly haven’t thought about it, but, now that you mention it, I think maybe there is an inherent effect. I mean other than making me appreciate the distinct pleasure and difficulty of using words in a newfound way. You know, I actually don’t like acting very much, or I guess I mean I don’t respond to it in the ‘I believe you’ way one is supposed to. I always just see people acting/pretending, and I get bugged very easily. To the point that I honestly can’t think of a favorite actor. I can think of actors who seem especially transparent in their acting/faking in a way that annoys me. Robert Pattinson springs to mind. So I think basically you and seem to be of like minds about this issue. Which is nice because most people I know are dazzled by ‘great acting’. Strange, no? Definitely too on music. I think the whole ‘American Idol’/’The Voice’/etc. effect on pop music, i.e. technical competence = good singing has become big, big problem, at least in chart/popular stuff. Nice: the seismograph. So far so good. Hope your week is being unusually — but not too tempestuously — atmospheric. xD ** Steve Erickson, Ah, you got the 24 hour vaxx flu or whatever. Strange how some sail through and others get briefly whomped. I read somewhere yesterday that getting whomped is a good thing for your system, but I can’t remember why. I do know, and am often charmed by, the work of Kôji Shiraishi. In fast he’s on my to-do list of directors to make Days about. Know ‘Noroi’, which is terrific, but I don’t think I’ve seen the other two. Thanks for the alert. Maybe it’s time to make his post. ** Brendan, I am so right there before the fact regarding a Dodger game, buddy boy! ** Brian, Hi Brian. Do people call you Bri? I feel like most of the Brians I know get called Bri. Noe def. needs the right vibe. Have you seen ‘Enter the Void’? That’s my favorite of his. Still no treasure? None on my end either, to be perfectly frank. But 48 hours (at least) to go, so … I’m being Zoom interviewed about ‘I Wished’ for Interview Magazine today by an artist who’s an old friend who I haven’t talked to in years, so that might be nice or even treasure-like. Ah, you remembered that it’s the boys’ day! ** Okay. Yes, the 15th = escorts and … have fun? See you tomorrow.

 

‘The first thing I think of when I think of Piper Laurie is ‘Movie Star’. This label is perhaps a bit inaccurate when considering her expansive body of work over seven decades, that stretches across nearly as many artistic mediums – acting in film, television, theater; sculpting, painting and now, with the release of her memoir, Learning to Live Out Loud, writing. When it comes to contemporary acting, however, distinct flashes of Laurie’s style can be glimpsed, albeit fleetingly, in the performance styles of starlets such as Carey Mulligan and Michelle Williams—women who are striking, intellectual, maybe a bit bruised, maybe a bit tough – tremulous gamines with hearts of steel. Piper Laurie began doing that in the 1950s as a contract player working with stalwarts like Douglas Sirk, and continued refining this type into the1960s with her iconic turn as Sarah in The Hustler (1961).

‘Known largely now for its stinging treatment of pool shark culture and the cool, The Hustler shined a spotlight on the hunky king of that world, Fast Eddie Felson (played of course by a never-hotter Paul Newman). Upon closer inspection, there is such an edgy nastiness to the film that makes its purposeful nihilism still feel shocking. Shocking not because of the frank dissection of its characters’ narcissistic, deliberately hurtful behavior and desperation (though those are incredible moments), but instead for how shockingly tough, scrappy and new the punched-in-the-guts emotional impact feels every time Laurie appears on screen to temper the overall machismo with her patented brand of tough cookie feminine energy. There’s real danger in this film, a thrilling sense of risk-taking.

‘The Hustler still feels that way more than fifty years later. Fresh. Exciting. Deadly. The film works largely thanks to Laurie’s contribution to the incredible ensemble that includes not only Newman but also towering greats George C. Scott and Jackie Gleason. The doomed, tragic romance between Laurie’s Sarah and Fast Eddie grounded The Hustler in a stark and bitter reality that hadn’t been depicted for the screen previously. After being nominated for the Best Actress Academy Award for her work in the film, Laurie soon found that Hollywood was an inhospitable place for women who didn’t necessarily fit into just one mold as an artist.

‘Rather than take work that wasn’t up to snuff, Laurie did something that might have been considered, again, a little shocking: she stopped playing the leading lady (or, in her words “perky starlet”) and promptly left movies for work on her own terms. The result was a daring collection of female characters who were not only close to the edge, but some who, in fact, went over that edge a long time ago. Colorful, memorable roles in films like Carrie (1976, for which she makes our Essential Performances list), Children of a Lesser God (1986) and Twin Peaks (1990) solidified her reputation as a singular talent. When one digs a bit deeper into her body of work, into films like the 1979 Australian drama Tim opposite Mel Gibson or the Truman Capote-inspired realms of deeply-Southern magical realism in The Grass Harp (1995), the breadth of her characterizations is impressive, there is always a deliberateness to her portrayals, and each is impeccably constructed and thoughtful.

‘Female movie stars of today may possess the basic, bare minimum tenets of Piper Laurie’s blazingly original screen persona, but very few can claim the kind of honed, strong chops she can. They just don’t make them like this anymore, as the saying goes. However, as her revealing biography points out, a thirst for learning and a constant search for new ways of creatively expressing oneself can take a performer to spectacular heights, and she done both opposite some of the greatest artists ever to work, counting Maureen Stapleton, Jean Simmons, Kim Stanley, David Lynch, Douglas Sirk , Paul Newman, George C. Scott, Sissy Spacek and Brian De Palma amongst her closest collaborators. She no doubt also taught them a thing or two as well, which means the future is indeed bright for the Carey Mulligans and Michelle Williamses of the world after all.’ — Matt Mazur

 

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Further

Piper Laurie @ IMDb
Book: ‘Learning to Live Out Loud: A Memoir’ by Piper Laurie
‘Piper Laurie On Her Big Twin Peaks Secret’
‘Why I had to reject Hollywood’
‘Piper Laurie Discusses Twin Peaks Revival & Carrie’
‘Piper Laurie in-depth, or ‘I’ll have what she’s having, hold the knives’
‘Piper Laurie remembers the smoldering genius of George C. Scott’
‘Why didn’t Piper Laurie win the Oscar for Carrie?’
‘Piper Laurie Emerges From Your Nightmares’
‘Piper Laurie On Not Winning The Oscar’
‘Piper Laurie claims Ronald Reagan was a ‘show-off’ in bed’
‘Piper Laurie reflects on the past’

 

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Extras

What’s My Line? MYSTERY GUEST: Piper Laurie

Twin Peaks Piper Laurie Bonhams Live Auction

Piper Laurie, 1987 TV Interview

Golden Globes 1991 Piper Laurie Wins the Award for Best Supporting Actress

 

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Interview
from Pop Matters

 

Your career began at a pivotal time in cinema history when the way movies were being made was quickly changing. What were your initial ambitions?

Piper Laurie: Well, I wanted to be a really good actress and I had planned on going to New York to work in the theater. I screen-tested before, several times, and they failed them. So I was sort of surprised when Universal decided to exercise the test option contract after the screen test that I made with Rock Hudson. It was so flattering, that they wanted me, and that they were going to pay me for doing what I loved to do. I got trapped into something that I wasn’t expecting. I knew nothing about the kind of movies that Universal made at that time. I was forced to lower my standards. I didn’t really lower my standards, it was just agony I must say, to have to play the parts in the movies that they gave me. On one hand I was grateful that I was getting a name, which I later had to live down, but it was certainly not what I had aspired to.

Do you ever revisit those movies, like the ones you did with Douglas Sirk?

PL: No, I haven’t seen them for years. I don’t think I ever saw any of them more than once. You know, modern people enjoyed them…

The Hustler is such a favorite of mine and I’ve recently revisited it. Talk about a movie that stands the test of time… when you were constructing your character for this film, what about playing Sarah was most intriguing to you?

PL: Well, I think not necessarily playing her, but the whole project: the meticulous, vibrant script and the opportunity to work with Robert Rossen and to play opposite the actors that were starring in it. The overall project was really the appeal, not necessarily her part. Those sad creatures require almost to dredge up a lot of sadness in one’s life and that’s never fun.

Speaking of great ensembles, I wish I could have seen you do The Glass Menagerie with Pat Hingle and Maureen Stapleton, I’m such a fan of that play and of Tennessee Williams.

PL: It was really a lovely production! That’s what I’ve been told by enough people so I believe it! (laughing)

What were the challenges of performing this demanding role for the stage? Did you for example take to the language naturally?

PL: You put it very well. I think most actors respond to his language. That’s why so many of us like to work on his material. I’d worked on a lot of things, plays, in my acting classes before I even went to Universal and became a professional actor. Tennessee Williams was a very important person to me. I got to meet him and know him a little bit while we were rehearsing and during the play and he came to many of the performances. The Tennessee Williams one-act play, This Property Is Condemned, was made into a movie that had nothing to do with the play, it was a completely different story. It was basically a two-character play, the main character was mainly a monologue, a 14-year-old girl. I played the main character, I worked on that in my acting class, and used it as an audition piece when I went to Universal.

They were going to give me three minutes, they were going to start the play, and I expected them to stop me, but they didn’t and I ended up doing the whole 25-minute play. And they signed me, and I made a screen test, and they put me into junk. Anyway…. Tennessee Williams is a fabulous part of my life and actually I just came back from the Tennessee Williams Literary Festival in New Orleans where I was on a number of the panels and did a reading, the Katharine Hepburn role [from Suddenly, Last Summer] from when she first appears in the movie. There was a whole afternoon devoted to Williams.

I’m so interested the women you mention in your book. Maureen, Kim Stanley, Jean Simmons, and Estelle Parsons. How did your associations with these talented women impact you?

PL: Greatly (laughing). Maureen was just… so human and tortured and dear and intelligent. Brilliant. As gifted as she was, that’s how intelligent she was as well. We spent a lot of time together while doing the play and then afterwards as well. She was a generous human person, who had a hard time with life and made a lot of bad choices like a lot of actors do. But I loved her very much, she was a wonderful person.

It is striking just how prescient Carrie is in its depiction of bullying and teenage horror. I have to ask – what are your thoughts on the planned remake and Julianne Moore tackling Margaret White?

PL: Oh, you know, I hope that they have fun like we did! Or like I did anyway. I wish them well and I know that they did another version of it on stage recently, and I did get to see the first of the previews. They had a different take on the story, and they had every right to. I loved our movie, our version of it, because I think that Brian De Palma brought a joyful sensibility to it, there was all that freshness. Even though it was about a lot of misery, there was still joy in all of those young people, in all the characters. There was flamboyance about Brian De Palma’s work, I think. I know he certainly made me feel comfortable. I think the people involved with the new version will do their own take on it and I wish them well.

I had a chance to research some of your filmography that I hadn’t seen previously and was so impressed with some of the more underrated titles. Particularly I loved watching Tim, with Mel Gibson, which had so many great observations about gender, age and atypical relationships. In the book you touch on working with Mel, but I was so fascinated with your character, she seemed so much different from anything else you had done until that point. What did you hope to express through Mary, your character in Tim?

PL: You know, I don’t really approach a part with what I want to express, I think my ambition during filming is to respect the material, to fulfill the nature of the character as written. I don’t feel I can take charge and be the playwright. I just saw her as a very decent woman, and a generous one. I don’t really think I had a motive to be a certain kind of person, I just wanted to fulfill the story.

What was the personal significance to you of being a woman of Jewish descent playing a Nazi like Magda Goebbels with Anthony Hopkins as Hitler in The Bunker?

PL: It was very interesting to do the research on Hitler, Goebbels and his beautiful wife, who I was playing. I had a knot in my stomach the whole time I was reading. I had, even as a child, a violent response to Hitler as, I suppose you can call him a ‘human being’, though I really don’t think he deserved that title. He was alive at one point, he was a person, but I just had nightmares about him when I was a little girl. It was kind of treacherous getting into this material and trying to empathize with people who were very close to him. Magda Goebbels was very close. He trusted her. She was the only person who could cook something for him and he wouldn’t demand a taster to see if it was safe to eat. So I approached it from another’s point of view and tried to imagine her as being a mother, a human and the feelings that she probably had about her children and being in that underground place that they had at the end.

I wanted to ask you about film criticism since you were married to one of the great film critics, Joe Morgenstern, and also knew Pauline Kael. What changes have you observed in film criticism throughout your career?

PL: For a long time, for many years, there were very few critics, most people who wrote about movies were called ‘reviewers.’ I suppose they still exist, they were the people who would spoil the movie by telling the story. It had no values at all [talking] about performance. It was just all very superficial. I think there are a lot of real critics now, I guess that’s good (laughing). I don’t like reading reviews myself about a movie I’m going to be seeing. I like reading the ones I respect after I see the movie, that’s really fun to do.

What did playing Catherine on Twin Peaks, and her Japanese businessman disguise Mr Tojamura, allow you to do as a performer that you’d never done before?

PL: I didn’t expect it. When I was little girl, I used to get into elaborate disguises. I remember there was an old folks home across the street, in this huge Victorian house, and the people would always sit out on the porch and rock or spend the afternoon. With the help of my sister, I got into the disguise of an old lady, powdered my hair, bent my body over, and put on some old clothes and clunky shoes. I actually had a following there! (laughing) My sister and some of the kids in the neighborhood thought ‘this is pretty bizarre and interesting!’ (laughing) I pretended to be an old lady and of course all of the old folks knew that it was a kid doing this and they went along with it, but I remember there was one man who tied my shoelace for me! I found such joy in being able to change who I was. It was fun, it’s why I loved Halloween, because we could wear costumes. So, to be handed the opportunity by David Lynch, to do that in the show, was pure heaven!

You’ve been awarded three career Oscar nominations – what did these Oscar nominations mean to you when you were first nominated and how did your perception change as you collected other awards and nominations?

PL: Well, the first Oscar nomination for The Hustler was meaningless to me. Because I didn’t have the perspective of the movie, I was too subjective when I viewed it. It wasn’t what I had expected. When I’d see a scene, I’d remember that my shoe was too tight or that we were having difficulty or had to shoot it a lot of times. You know, I just remembered all of the things we’d experienced on the set, rather than looking at it objectively as the story was going. I thought it was bullshit, frankly, that I had been nominated and I just didn’t believe in it. I didn’t even go out to California for the ceremony. I watched it on a little set with my mother-in-law and my husband. Then, later as I started getting nominations, I was a little more relaxed about myself, I was able to enjoy the fun and that my peers thought I had done a good job. I never really enjoyed going. I pretended I was enjoying going to the ceremonies, but it’s always difficult.

What about when you win and you have to give speeches?

PL: I’ve won things a few times. Once I won my Emmy, when I wasn’t there, not because I didn’t want to go but because I was doing a play somewhere. James Woods accepted for me and that was fun. The only other time I was present and actually won was the Golden Globe for Twin Peaks and that was hell, I’ll be honest with you! (laughing) When I heard my name, I really didn’t expect to hear it. I didn’t even bother to tidy up before the broadcast started. It took forever before I got to the podium, I don’t even know what I said. It was stupid, I’m sure! (laughing)

 

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19 of Piper Laurie’s 112 roles

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Douglas Sirk Has Anybody Seen My Gal (1952)
‘The reason why Has Anybody Seen My Gal is enjoyable, even now over 60 years after it was made is because of Charles Coburn. Coburn was such a great comedic actor that even when he was playing a grouch he was likeable and so from the minute we meet Samuel Fulton, berating his staff as he dictates his Will you just smile because Coburn simply makes him fun. And it is the same throughout, be it a knowing look, his attempts to make soda-pops or the way he treats the Blaisdell’s home like his own without a care in the world he just makes you smile. As such whilst there are entertaining performances from Larry Gates, Lynn Bari as well as Piper Laurie and Rock Hudson it is Coburn who is the star and who makes it worth watching. Although for sheer cuteness Gigi Perreau as young Roberta deserves a mention because she maybe a childhood cliche but she is fun especially as she befriends Fulton.’ — The Movie Scene

Trailer

Excerpt with commentary by Piper Laurie

 

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Rudolph Maté The Mississippi Gambler (1953)
‘1953’s The Mississippi Gambler was the third Universal Studios film to bear this title–though with a different plot each time. Tyrone Power plays an all-around adventurer who cuts quite a swath through antebellum New Orleans. In between scenes of gambling, fist-fighting and swordplay, Power woos Piper Laurie, who chooses to marry wealthy Ron Randell; in turn, Power is wooed by Julie Adams, whose ardor is not reciprocated. The climax finds Power in a card table showdown with Ms. Laurie’s ill-tempered brother John Baer. Mississippi Gambler is consistently good to look at, even when the storyline threatens to snap under the pressure.’ — collaged

the entire film

 

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Edward Buzzell Ain’t Misbehavin’ (1955)
‘Up and coming hopefuls in the film arts have to cut their milk teeth somewhere, and Ain’t Misbehavin’ is the type of zwieback on which they chew. Yesterday at the Palace Piper Laurie and Rory Calhoun could be seen industriously learning their trade in the Universal-International color musical. The story line of rich young man and poor chorus line hoofer, set atop San Francisco’s Nob Hill, flits frantically about the place and never really goes anywhere. Miss Laurie sings and dances four alleged “production” numbers, and she’s in there batting every minute. It’s a forced, joyless thing that director Edward Buzzell has wrought. All surface and no distinction. The music is tired and the dances are flaccid repetitions of hundreds of other movie dances. But when the summer nights afflict you like wet wool, and the theatres beckon with their super-cooled zephyrs, Ain’t Misbehavin’ will fill the double bill. At worst it’s a soporific.’ — NY Times

Watch the film here

 

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Robert Rossen The Hustler (1961)
‘I wanted to do The Hustler before I had even gotten to the part in the script where my character came in. The words painted a picture that was so vivid in my imagination. It drew me in so quickly and completely, as the movie does. I didn’t have that in my mind while I was acting. I was very subjective in my relationship with Paul [Newman], so I had no idea where the camera was or what was going on. When I saw the finished movie, it was so different from what I imagined the first time I read the script that I was shocked and I hated the movie. It took me years before I could see it and realize how really wonderful it was.’ — Piper Laurie

Trailer

Excerpt

 

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Brian De Palma Carrie (1976)
‘For anyone unfortunate enough to have caught Carrie as a child, you might remember Piper Laurie from every fucking nightmare you’ve ever had. In a film crowded with macabre images—a blood-soaked Sissy Spacek and a young John Travolta among them—Laurie manages to be the most singularly terrifying thing on the screen. One moment she’s seemingly calm and collected, and the next she’s grinning maniacally as she stalks her daughter with a kitchen knife. And she does it all in the name of God. Laurie’s performance just might be the scariest thing to come out of Christianity since Mormon underwear. But what’s even more startling about Laurie’s performance is how surprisingly well it has aged. Despite its revered status, Carrie as a whole doesn’t hold up very well. Its split-screen climax is about as dated as “Disco Duck.” But Laurie’s looney-tunes Margaret White remains terrifying, a diabolical mix of high camp and classic horror. Look at those crazy eyes and the way she seems to float down the hallway, her nightgown blowing ethereally as if by being sent aflutter by the breath of demons. She isn’t just the epitome of the warped righteousness of fundamentalism. She’s one of the best monsters ever committed to film.’ — Willamette Week

Excerpt

Excerpt

 

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Curtis Harrington Ruby (1977)
‘RUBY (1977) is not one Curtis Harrington’s better films, but it was his biggest moneymaker. In fact, it was the most successful American indie ever until the following year’s HALLOWEEN. The presence of veteran actress Piper Laurie, on the comeback trail after playing the demented mother of CARRIE, was a definite factor in its success. Curtis Harrington’s films were characterized by darkly atmospheric settings and dreamlike horror. Those things are in scant evidence on RUBY, which tends to rely on cheap shocks to achieve its effects–blood emitting from a vending machine, a seeping bullet wound appearing in Ruby’s daughter’s forehead–along with a seriously tacky PSYCHO-inspired score. Plus it cribs shamelessly from THE EXORCIST in its later scenes, as Ruby’s child becomes possessed and exhibits a full spectrum of Linda Blair-isms. The film is, however, trashily enjoyable. Gorehounds will get a kick out of all the exploitive bloodletting, and Piper Laurie gives a memorably histrionic performance as the title character. As for the loony ending, it would be better if it weren’t so abrupt; apparently Harrington’s original cut had a more elaborate fade-out that was jettisoned by producers.’ — fright.com

Trailer

Montage of scenes

 

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Glenn Jordan In the Matter of Karen Ann Quinlan (1977)
‘This is a true story. In April 1975, Karen Ann Quinlan suddenly lapsed into a coma, baffling hospital doctors. Her foster-parents realise that it is only a matter of time before she dies, because the brain damage is so severe that Karen could never recover. They have to make a terrible life or death decision. And then they have to face some bitter complications. Co-stars Brian Keith and Piper Laurie splendidly portray the tormented couple.’ — sky.com

Watch the film here

 

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Michael Pate Tim (1979)
‘The opening scenes of Tim are so indifferently shot and so sitcom-bright that I realized with a start that I’d never really seen Australia or Australian cinema look this way. I didn’t know Tim’s premise, just that the film debuted Down Under about three months after the first Mad Max did in 1979, rocketing Mel Gibson to superfame, and earning him the AFI award for this performance. Based on the Disney Channel palette and the juvenile scoring, all pan flutes and comic slide-whistles for no particular reason, I got ready to Learn Something About Life, the way you do in those movies where some girl called Christy or Rebecca or Anne stands around in tall-grass or in front of church-shaped schoolhouses, sporting a lot of long-sleeved gingham and wearing her goodness like sunblock, right there on the outside. Piper Laurie is Mary Horton, the single, middle-aged, school-marmish woman who sees Tim finishing up some home-repair project for her next-door neighbor and hires him to do some odd jobs for her. With everything in place, including a totally de-sexed teacher-confidant, we settle in for a less pastoral Mel of Avonlea, or some life-affirming combination of Charly and Gibson’s own directorial debut, The Man without a Face. Laurie plays Mary is a self-aware chicken-hawk who thinks she needs to play the innocent-mentor angle and ride it out patiently in order to get what she wants.’ — Nick’s Flick Picks

the entire film

 

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Lee Philips Mae West (1982)
‘The viewer is advised at the outset that the script, written by E. Arthur Kean, is ”based on events in the life of the legendary Mae West.” Legend, of course, doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with truth. In this case, certain autobiographical facts are embellished with several of Miss West’s more famous comments about life and sex (”When I’m good, I’m very good; when I’m bad, I’m better”), some of them taken out of their original performance context and delivered as passing conversation. In the process, the woman behind the public image emerges as a trailblazing feminist and a brave denouncer of censorship. Her detractors, however, are offered a measure of comfort in the depiction of her private love life as a mess. The wicked, presumably, will still be punished. Her Mama is played with saintly reserve by Piper Laurie.’ — NY Times

Compilation of PL’s scenes in ‘Mae West’

 

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Walter Murch Return to Oz (1985)
‘A tween-aged Fairuza Balk plays Dorothy, whose insistence on recounting her adventures following her return from Oz has Aunt Em (Piper Laurie) and Uncle Henry (Matt Clark) convinced that she must be experiencing delusional depression. They nearly bankrupt themselves (in a town already so broke that it can’t afford a flagpole, no less) in order for Dorothy to see a psychiatrist. Dr. Worley (Nicol Williamson) is less interested in her mental health than in ensuring that Dorothy’s perceived problems stop bothering the adults around her, though. He is obsessed with what he perceives to be progress, declaring that the 20th century (the film is set in 1900) will be “a century of electricity.” During a storm, this relentless push for modernity quite literally backfires: The lights go out, and Dorothy is finally able to hear the screams of discarded patients in the absence of the ominously cheerful hum of electricity. With the help of a mysterious young girl, she escapes down a stream and miraculously wakes up in Oz.’ — City Paper

Trailer

Deleted scenes

 

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Randa Haines Children of a Lesser God (1986)
‘Children of a Lesser God is a 1986 romantic drama film that tells the story of a speech teacher at a school for deaf students who falls in love with a deaf woman who also works there. It stars William Hurt, Marlee Matlin, Piper Laurie, and Philip Bosco. In her debut role as Sarah Norman, Matlin won the 1986 Academy Award for Best Actress. The film also garnered Academy Award nominations for Best Actor for William Hurt, Best Supporting Actress for Piper Laurie, Best Picture, and Best Writing for an Adapted Screenplay.’ — collaged

Excerpt

 

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David Lynch Twin Peaks (1990-1991)
‘After we wrapped up the first season, David called me at home and said, in his Jimmy Stewart drawl, “Rosie, I want you to give some thought to the next season. Your character was last seen at the fire in the sawmill. We don’t know whether Catherine escaped or not. When we come back, I want the audience to think you died in the fire. Your husband, Jack Nance, will think you’re dead. Everyone will think you’re dead, and we’ll take your name off the credits of the show.” It crossed my mind for a millisecond that this was David’s original way of telling me I was being fired. But he continued, “Now, Rosie, this is the part I want you to think about. You will return in some sort of disguise, as a man, and you’ll spy on the town and create trouble for everyone -your husband, your lover, everyone. You should probably be a businessman. I want you to decide what kind of businessman you would like to be. Maybe a Frenchman or a Mexican. Think about it for a while and let me know.” I was so enchanted with the open possibilities and the power of being able to choose my part. (…) I decided I’d be a Japanese businessman because I thought it would be less predictable. I was so filled with excitement and laughter: this was joyful children’s play. There was no argument from David when I told him my choice, no attempt to influence me. He simply accepted it. Then came the hard part. David wished me to keep it a secret from the entire cast and crew. Not even my agent or my family was to know. That was important to him. I wasn’t to tell a soul. There was so much preparation involved in pulling off the subterfuge. There were secret makeup and wardrobe tests at a laboratory in the Valley. Paula Shimatsu-u, who was Mark Frost’s assistant and one of the few people who knew, was helpful in making tape recordings of Japanese friends reciting my lines. I practicec imitating them while driving to and from work. I had assumed that, of course, the placement of my voice would be electronically altered, but they had given it no thought and were not prepared on the morning of my first scene. I am trained to keep going no matter what, and when I realized I was on my own, I ended up going to a place in my chest and throat to get that appropriate guttural sound. It turned out to be painful to sustainm, and I sipped liquids constantly between takes. I shall never do that again for fear of injuring my voice permanently.’ — Piper Laurie

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Dario Argento Trauma (1993)
‘You know, I haven’t seen that since I made it. I had a lot of fun on that film when we shot it because it was so silly. [laughs] I felt silly acting in my black wig and I had some sort of funny accent. It was over the top and I just had fun laughing in between takes.’ — Piper Laurie

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Charles Matthau The Grass Harp (1995)
‘Helmer Charles Matthau combines a sensitive screenplay adaptation of Truman Capote’s autobiographical novel The Grass Harp with a wonderful ensemble cast to create a jewel of a film. Collin Fenwick, Capote’s alter ego, loses both his parents at an early age. The young Collin (Grayson Frick) is forced to move in with two of his father’s cousins, the Talbo sisters. In an inspired bit of casting, they’re played by Piper Laurie and Sissy Spacek (who portrayed mother and daughter in Carrie). All the performers do superior work but Piper Laurie stands above them all with a performance that is exquisite, touching and real.’ — Variety

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Yves Simoneau Intensity (1997)
‘A young woman staying as a guest in a Napa Valley farmhouse becomes trapped in a fight for survival with a self-proclaimed homicidal adventurer, and races to save his next intended victim. Teleplay by Stephen Tolkin based on the novel by Dean Koontz. Directed by Yves Simoneau. Starring Molly Parker, John C. McGinley and Piper Laurie. TV so quality isn’t great, but it’s decent and I don’t think this was ever released on video or dvd. Pretty intense at times with fine acting, in particular by John C. McGinley. I haven’t read the book so I can’t vouch for how close this is to the Dean Koontz’s original story.’ — IMDb

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Robert Rodriguez The Faculty (1998)
‘Robert Rodriguez is a vastly fun director. He is always very kinetic and edits his own films. There is no such thing as a slow-paced Rodriguez film. He knows how to make the most out of a shoestring budget and has a good eye for gore effects. Rodriguez gets fun (not good but fun) performances from everyone including Bebe Neuwirth and Piper Laurie as other faculty members. While Rodriguez normally writes, edits, and directs, here he wisely turns the writing chores over to Kevin Williamson. Rodriguez writes efficiently but Williamson really knows how to write young people. He throws in the usual pop culture references including a hilarious one about Invasion of the Body Snatchers ripping off Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters (which it did). The Faculty is essentially the same story.’ — collaged

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Conrad Janis Bad Blood (2006)
‘Summer vacation will never be the same for nine College students on their way to Lake Tahoe when they are derailed from their plans and land at ‘Millie’s Cherry Pie Inn and Diner’ and the very ‘normalcy’ of both ‘Lawrence’ the Charming Patriarch of this group of “Outlanders” and his wife “Millie”, and their grandson “Jim” prove to be chillingly threatening in their simplicity and rejection of all that is ‘Modern’…Our nine enthusiastic young travelers are lulled into a false sense of security until they are forced to face the fact that the Devil sometimes wears a gray suit and smile, and that their only hope of survival is to stick together and escape the cloyingly sweet tentacles of terror and death woven by the seemingly benign inhabitants of this secret Clan.’ — IMDb

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Spencer Susser Hesher (2010)
‘Hesher is a violent, uncontrollable wild man who might easily hail from Borneo, but in time the script is hell-bent on revealing a sensitivity to the plight of others that is as bracing as electro-shock therapy. Natalie Portman makes an unlucky cameo appearance as a penniless supermarket cashier named Nicole who becomes T.J.’s only friend when she rescues him from a sadistic bully. Hesher wrecks everyone’s trust by throwing Nicole into bed (she likes tattoos) but redeems himself by showing up at a funeral stoned and dragging the corpse away on a motorbike. Don’t ask. The whole thing seems to have been directed by long-distance cell phone and edited with a rotary jigsaw. Mr. Gordon-Levitt, in the title role, never makes the lobotomized Hesher a coherent character. The only thing he doesn’t set fire to is the negative. The kid who plays T.J. looks like a miniature version of the already miniature Justin Bieber. Only the great Piper Laurie delivers dollar value. Otherwise, Hesher is to movies what graffiti is to a rotting fence.’ — New York Observer

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Conrad Janis Bad Blood … the Hunger (2012)
‘Laurie’s most recent role was in the cannibalism themed low budget horror movie Bad Blood… the Hunger, which opened on ten screens in 2012 and brought in under $2,000 on opening weekend.’ — screenrant

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p.s. Hey. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Yeah, the Facebook infractions have become no limits. And yet I’ve never been sent to jail. Odd. I just finally qualified for the vaccine over here. Now to figure out how to do that as a ‘visitor’. ** Tosh Berman, Hi. Tutuola must be extremely difficult to translate. It’s hard to imagine, but Queneau might just be the guy to have aced that unfathomable task. ** David Ehrenstein, He’s amazing. I did like Crawford in ‘Trog’, ha ha. A perfect fit. ** Jack Skelley, Hey, Jack. Right, isn’t his prose trippy and juicy? Super glad you dug it. Kind of thought you might feel some kind of kinship or something. Write that Granny Uber story, obvs. It wuz rad! May your week cause you to see the glazed eyes, touch the dead skin, feel the cold lips, and know the warmth of the hip death goddess. Psychedelic lurve. ** The Black Prince, Yes, your haircut can take my approval to the bank. I’m happy to hear you’re reopening. Counting the days, minutes, seconds here. Paris is treating me okay considering its beleaguered state. Oh, wow, yes, vibes galore and as gorgeous as my imagination can costume them for your interview today. How did it go, pray tell? Boomerang sizeable kiss. ** Dominik, Hi!!! Yes, I too hope my clone’s devising will be a far distant job. Thank you. Now, I’m not recommending catsup on cottage cheese necessarily, but my much younger self would have been able to make a case for it. Yeah, my love required a very long sentence. I thought it would never end. Your love had a nice, very dark comedic quality. Love as a deck of cards with which your VK clone and my LH clone are playing strip poker (in the middle of your living room floor, of course), G. ** T, Hi, T. Ack, I hate when that happens. I have been to Akihabara and Nakano Broadway in Tokyo, and it was total sensory overload. I felt like I would need to go to them multiple times before my eyes could actually focus enough to make a purchasing choice (or more like a hundred purchases). Amazing. I can’t wait until I can go back. I have a kind of big fake food fetish, and I also went to that street in Tokyo where there’s nothing but stores selling fake food, and it was the same deal. I wanted to buy everything, and it was so overwhelming that I ended up buying nothing. I think you’d really like Tutuola based on what you wrote. Thank you kindly about the Gif piece. Like I said, when I made that chateau thing it was early on in my playing with gifs when I was still thinking, Wow. maybe I can write fiction using gifs, and I was experimenting with different prospects to see if that was feasible. Looking back at that one, I do think the mix of jpegs and gifs is pretty interesting. I might try working in that way again when I start a new gif novel. In the five gif books I’ve made, there are about five jpegs, but they’re so blended in that you don’t really notice them. Anyway, thanks for thinking about that piece and asking me. I really appreciate it. Hope stuff is awesome in your hood. ** Brendan, Hi! Oh, man, so cool, and serious envy on that Dodger game. So hoping I’ll get back there while the season is still in swing. ** Steve Erickson, Congrats on #2! Agree about Goldie. I interviewed him for Spin circa ‘Timeless’ and asked him about the smoothing out, and of course he said it was maturity. Nice about the Screen Slate assignment at least! ** Brian, Morning, Brian. It’s a gorgeous book. That does sound and even feel stressful. Here’s to passing and getting their premise of logic in the rear view. I too thought France would ace the vaccine thing. It is improving. They are talking about reopening things soon. Please, dear god. One definitely has to be in the mood for ‘Irreversible’. It does get less horrifying after the long head crushing sequence. Your spending daydream makes a lot of sense. Me? Hm. Pay for Zac’s and my new film and, well, maybe a bunch of future films. Buy a Switch. Hire someone to delete files. Set up a foundation to give giant grants to writers and artists and filmmakers and so on of an experimental bent. Buy a large piece of property somewhere and start collecting dark rides that would eventually become a giant amusement park featuring nothing but dark rides. Uh, … I think by that point I’d probably be broke again. I’ll wish us both a remaining week that contains no stress whatsoever. ** Right. Something came over me, and I decided to do a post about Piper Laurie, an often fascinating actor with a very hit or miss oeuvre. See if you can get with her today, thank you. See you tomorrow.